Request by anon!: Dad’s reaction to Dadsona being afraid of thunderstorms.
Robert: He is a bit like, “Really?” when the thunderstorm wasn’t bad. He just saw you hiding under the blanket when you got scared, and he wrapped his arm around you. But after one particular storm, where the lightning strikes were particularly close and loud, he got a bit jumpy, shaking a bit, but you cuddled up to him and held him close, to which he cuddled back and rested his head on your chest.
Damien: He sees you cuddle up to him in fear, and he gets up, holding your hand, he guided you to the closet, and took out a giant blanket, I mean like California King sized, and both of you made a blanket and pillow fort in the TV room and proceeded to watch LHPIRGT all night while the storm raged on. You both were safe. Of course, you were cuddling Damien tightly the whole time. but he didn’t mind.
Craig: You screamed and hugged up close to Craig as the sound of thunder and the flash of lightning crashed through the cul-de-sac. You look up to see that Craig was blushing. He chuckles and pulls you in, and he lets you lay your head in his lap which had a pillow resting on it. He put a blanket over you, and rests his hand over your chest and rubs it slowly. “It’s okay, I won’t let the thunder get you.”
Joseph: He had prepared for this, because Chris is afraid of Thunderstorms too. He had made some hot chocolate with two giant marshmallow floating on top in the cup. The hot chocolate is flavored with cinnamon sugar and vanilla. He sits close to you and proceeds to tell you a story about a time that he was at sea on his boat after a huge storm passed by, and he just sat on the deck after the storm passed and just watched the stars. You smirk and call him Captain Dreamboat, which leads to Joseph flicking your side.
Mat: Oh you both scream after that lightning crack and the thunder’s boom. You held each other screaming. You both look at each other and blush. Soon, you both begin laugh and you both begin to play some soothing music and proceed to dance with each other. You both dance slowly with each other and eventually cuddle up to one another.
Hugo: He tells you about cumulonimbus clouds and how they make lightning, and says some facts about where lightning usually strikes, reassuring that they are safe in the house. You look at him and scream again as thunder strikes. You freak out and hide in Hugo’s shirt. This makes Hugo blush and laugh, mainly because your squriming is tickling him, and reminds him of your date at the wrestling match. He holds you and rubs your back.
Brian: He instantly goes into bodyguard mode. He picks you up, sets you on the bed, and cuddles up to you, letting you lay your head on his belly as you both watch some TV. He pets your head and smiles at you. “No thunder god’s gonna get my babe. They’ll have to beat me in an arm wrestle first.”
When my mum moved out of home, she got herself a Rough Collie she named Jessica Mary Winch (Winch was her maiden name). Recently I have been pining for a Rough Collie, but I don’t know if I could handle a big dog or such a full-coated dog.
TENKA’S APRIL FOOL JOKE IS AN OYAJI EVEEEENT ROFL!!!!
Featuring 12 old men NPC we are familiar with including 2 oldmen recycled sprites (HAHAHAHA) Kennyo and Rikyu (HOW OLD ARE YOU?)
It’s complete with heartfelt trailer, I AM DYING!
Here’s a translation:
Niwa Nagahide: It’s over with that woman! (YOU LECHER, I AM BURNING THIS HOUSE DOWN!)
Sanada Masayuki: Fu~ I have seen (known of) your feelings. (OMG YOU’RE THE SMOOTH DEBONAIR AREN’T YOU? YOU SHOULD TEACH YOUR YOUNGEST SON)
Sakai Tadatsugu: I-it’s improper! To think one so beautiful like you gets an omiai with me!!! (DAAAAAWWWWWW YOU’RE THE SILLY BLUSHING BALL OF MESS LIKE YUKIMURAAAAA)
Hojo Ujitsuna: This misoshiru lacks salt! Such incompetence! (YOU ARE THE IEYASUUUU DEFINITELY)
Oyamada Nobushige: Watashi wa, dame ka? (is it wrong if it’s me?) (NOOOO YOU OLD DREAMBOAT! WE LOVE YOU ALREADY IN SHINGEN’S ROUTE HAHAHAHAHAHAH)
???: It’s love, afterall… (OMG WHO ARE YOU YOU ARE DREAMY OMG OMG OMG THOSE EYES I HOPE YOU ARE A KATAKURA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE A KATAKURA BE IN KOJURO’S SEQUEL PLEAAAAASE!!
OH YOU ARE DATE TERUMUNE, MASA’S DAD! I SEE WHERE THEY GOT THAT FACE AND HAIR AND EYE OMG OMG OMG CLOSE ENOUGH. YOU MIGHT ONLY BE EXIST IN TENKA AU EVENT BUT PLEASE PLEASE SHOW UP KOJURO’S FUTURE SEQUEL!!! )
Ibano Hiromasa: Show me, all of you..! (PFFFTTTT YOU SILENT STEALTH SECRET PERV YOU! NOT SO COMPOSED ANYMORE HUH? YOU ARE THE MITSUHIDE OF THE BUNCH!)
Shibata Katsuie: I want to be buried in the same grave with you. (DAAAWWWWW OYAJI-DONO THAT IS SWEET AND MORBID YES YES OF COURSE. VOLTAGE IS THAT A WINK TO HIS FATE WITH OICHI OH YOU SNEAKY BASTERDS!)
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! PERFECT WAY TO START THE WEEKEND!!!!
loves the stars more than you, loves link neal more than you
did i mention that friendship and respect are his basis for everything? and he puts effort into anything honorable and worthy of documenting, such as nature and a lifelong run with his best friend
he likes to dress up and be pretty, wear makeup and skirts and show himself off and let himself feel flirty while still being true to his massive lumberjack self
extremely talented singer, even better with a guitar
will lull you into a sense of peace when the world is collapsing just by looking into his beautifully handsome, structured, beardy, soft-eyed face, then he’ll kill you with his charming dreamboat personality and raw sexual energy