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100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 4

It’s amazing to see how much we can create together, my amigos. Here’s part 4.

  1. “Look, I might be evil but even I have standards.”
  2. “Do your parents know you’re dating Death?” “No, I promised we wouldn’t get back together after he broke up with me the first time.”
  3. “Wait why am I naked and covered in cheese?”
  4. “Good god, that cake is fuckin stale and dry mate!!” “Just like how you are recently? Gee, thanks.”
  5. "There is always time for a high-five.”
  6. “Karen, what would ever posses you to find me here.”
  7. “Oh my god, put that man down! Come on, let’s go get you some REAL food.”
  8. “A demonic sugar glider?”
  9. “People always say they never thought they would be here but I absolutely did.”
  10. “And I thought I was a bit weird. But you! You are insane!”
  11. “So your hair knows kung-fu? Ha, that’s nothing! MY hair knows HAIR-ATE!” (You know, as in karate) (This used to be an insider between me and a friend…)
  12. “One day, darling, you and I are going to conquer the Universe not just our world.”
  13. “Did you seriously think they wouldn’t notice when their humans went missing?!”
  14. “Well, maybe next time you should consider that not everyone wants to be woken up at four in the morning by a- what IS that, anyway?!”
  15. “Now, how exactly did your foot get stuck in the barrel?”
  16. “I hope you realize what you’re doing. This forest never ends, you know that, right?”
  17. “You can’t just kill someone and then make it all better by saying sorry!”
  18. “Why the fuck is my cat levitating?!” “He said he wanted to feel what flying was”
  19. “You’re trying to tell me you killed three men…with a microphone?”
  20. “Hang on, are you a John Wick fan?”
  21. “IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING!” “And?” “ I have a strict no murder rule until eight. Call me then.”
  22. “I did realize you were going to be naked the whole time”
  23. “Ok, I understand you like animals, but you can’t just bring a tiger into the apparent without asking!”
  24. “I…I didn’t want you to find out like this. I’m so sorry.”
  25. “OH MY GOD CATHERINE! I JUST SAW A NARWHAL! I’M TELLING YOU, I SAW A FREAKIN’ WHALE UNICORN!”
  26. “I gotta go, I left my toaster in the oven!
  27. "Why is there a gaggle of fancy buisness men on my front lawn?”
  28. “Can you please stop referring to me as ____! That’s not my name!” “Then what is?” “I don’t know!”
  29. *Sarcastic* “Yeah, sure. I won’t at all mind being your footslave.” “Oh, goody! I knew you’d agree!” “Wait, what?”
  30. “When are you going to give up on this whole ‘evil’ thing?” “When it stops being so much fun!”
  31. “You didnt say to KILL the man!” “WELL I DIDNT SAY NOT TOO”
  32. “Mum, Dad… I’m gay.” “That’s nice, honey, but now is not the right time!”
  33. “Take a look at your soul and consider your life choices! Oh wait, that’s right! You don’t fucking have a soul!” “Oh, god, just go drown in a bathtub of syrup why don’t ya?”
  34. “I kindly ask you to please quit making your heart stop. It’s creeping me out!” “So… Y-You were sleeping in a coffin” “Yeah I’m used to it” “Are you a vampire or what?! How can someone get used to sleep in a coffin?” “No I’m used to sleep I never said that I’m used to sleep in a freaking coffin!”
  35. “Darling I love you, more than I can ever express in words…. But please stop teaching chickens necromancy.”
  36. “I wanted to know why you stole souls, not your melodramatic backstory…”
  37. “I really wish that old white man would stop rubbing his nipples at me”
  38. “You know it is written: Do not summon Satan, right ?”
  39. “Look around, what is this?” “My room?” “No, this is pathetic.”
  40. “I’ve been a professor for 20 years, and yet still my greatest secret hasn’t been revealed–I can’t read.”
  41. “Our souls don’t belong in these 'human’ bodies, every one of us is implanted here from another galaxy, and this has been the case for a thousand years. No one knows what 'actual humans’ are like without us inhabiting them.”
  42. “Did you just create a portal in time and space to pull another version of yourself into this world so I have to deal with another annoying idiot?” “No but thanks for the idea.”
  43. “You’re bleeding?!” “Nah, I’m frolicing in a field of flowers - yes I’m bleeding!”
  44. “Let me get this straight. I tell you that I make a decent omelette and you somehow equate that to qualification for piloting a spaceship?”
  45. “It’s the weekend! Let’s hit the town! See a concert, redo our wardrobes, get high, start a crime ring, I don’t know.”
  46. “Keep running, you’ve only got 4HP!”
  47. “This is clearly your first time. Stop screaming already, you’ll wake the neighbors!”
  48. “Has anyone seen the outdoors?” “What the fuck is an outdoors?”
  49. “Why do I feel like this again, I thought we were done with this?”
  50. “Look, as much as I like to hang out with you, I’ve gotta go and save the earth. Toodles!”
  51. “Have you seen?… oh shit”
  52. “Two questions: one, how many matches do you have, and two, where do you keep your socks?”
  53. “Because fuck surveys, that’s why!”
  54. “Stop yelling out the window or the koalas will rip your face off!”
  55. “I guess when I heard 'Night of Debauchery’… I didn’t picture muffins on your pajamas.”
  56. “Honey, you can’t keep throwing people to the pit of pain and despair just because they don’t like choc mint ice cream.”
  57. “Oh, no honey, put that back…”
  58. “It’s going to be too late, you know. It’s always too late.”
  59. “Hey, so, uh… I’m in trouble…” “What did you do this time?” “I got stranded in Wales….. again…”
  60. “OK, but… how do we get the dog out of a hole in space in time exactly?”
  61. “Aren’t people supposed to grow instead of shrink ?”
  62. “Wait. You’re aroused?” “Why would that surprise you?” “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  63. "I pay your taxes”
  64. “No, ____. We did not raise our hamster like this.”
  65. “You can’t run from your own shadow(s), what makes you think you can run from theirs?”
  66. “You adopted… a dog?” “Mate, that’s not a dog.”
  67. “And at this moment, he decided to punch himself in the face.” “Narrator, listen, I know you’ve been with me my whole life, but you’re a huge jerk.”
  68. “Why didn’t you tell me it was a portal BEFORE we ended up here?”
  69. “Is that…the Mona Lisa.” “…Yes…” “What did I say to you about stealing priceless artifacts!?” “…That I had to take you with me next time.” “Exactly!”
  70. “Yes, I agree, magic is pretty cool. But did you really have to use it for THIS?”
  71. “Despite the fact that was epic, you’re still suspended”
  72. “Chill, dad it’s not what you think it is!” “Well it looks like you’re making out with the demon your grandma banished to cellar…WHY IS HE IN YOUR ROOM?”
  73. “If you truly love me you’ll let me-OH FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?”
  74. “Spoon”
  75. “What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a Million worlds.The ___ and the ___ have all but exhausted the the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. Both sides, now crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This is a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome is…“
  76. ”… I’m going back to bed. You brought it here, you can deal with the mammoth yourself.“
  77. "Is the food supposed to be moving?”
  78. “You mean to tell me that in the two minutes I was gone,  you bombed a minor country,  got married to a stripper,  and assassinated a world leader?!”
  79. “Is that a unicorn???? EATING MY BEEF JERKY?!”
  80. “Do I get to dream about you again tonight?”
  81. “Well now I have to change clothes AGAIN!”
  82. “All of this was because of a… OF A PLUSHIE?!” “Well…Yeah?” “Great, how are we going to get out of jail now?!”
  83. “So…you gonna tell me why my brother is upside down and why you’re wearing my purple thong?”
  84. “Did you really have to burn down another Cracker Barrel?”
  85. “Sir, that’s impossible, you can’t do that.” “IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?!?!”
  86. “We need to invade Portugal.” “…Sure, why not?”
  87. “Did you divide by zero?! YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL”
  88. “Stand down, Milady, this is a matter between gentlemen with mustaches.”
  89. “Next time you get arrested I am NOT paying your bail” “That’s a lie and you know it.” “….”
  90. “I thought you were dead.” “So did I”
  91. “John dont flush the dog down the toilet”
  92. “What did I say again about resurrecting dictators??”
  93. “Cucumbers are NOT pets… what do you mean, you ate him??”
  94. “Are you and God seriously fighting right now? And what happened to Satan?”
  95. “Are ferrets supposed to be blue??”
  96. “I’m the protagonist? Well I guess that explains why I look like about a thousand other people.”
  97. “Why do I do this to myself?”
  98. “Stop eating your tortilla chips with ketchup. It’s unattractive.”
  99. “How do you eat an entire cheese wheel in one sitting?”
  100. “Why are God and Satan moving in with us?”

Let’s make one more ‘100 Dialogue Prompts’ list together. Leave a comment with your prompt below. Don’t forget the double quotes “”. And as always, only one prompt per amigo! Also, here is your random Dutch word of the day: pindakaas

my highlights list of Owl City songs

maybe you’ve only heard like “fireflies” and you dont have shit taste and aren’t a coward and so you’ve always hoped i’d make a list of imo extra standout owl city songs; maybe i just wanted to make something like this list even though i didnt try that hard to cut it down and it would change every day and i dont think i dislike any of his songs and could give reasons why i especially like some element of pretty much each of them

Assuming Everyone’s Also Heard: VANILLA TWILIGHT (Ocean Eyes), GOOD TIME (The Midsummer Station)
they’re both amazing. vanilla twilight is intense and good for when you’re looking at a nice sunset and feeling brave. shaq is in the music video. that carly rae jepsen and adam young happened to team up was a great move by whoever initiated it, and good time is iconic, and there’s a version where carly rae jepsen is also singing the chorus and its better but i dont really know how to search for it in particular because its otherwise identical

***HELLO SEATTLE*** (Ocean Eyes)
this was on the radio too so it couldve gone in the above section but it needs its own. im not sure i’d say this is officially my favorite owl city song but if someone hadnt heard anything by owl city this is the one i’d choose to represent his entire vibe and be the first impression. and you’d think nobody could possibly remix it but adam young himself did and its fantastic and relatable even though the only lyrics are the occasional words “hello seattle.” technically the first version of this song is on the album “of june” and theyre both good but i like the ocean eyes version best

DESIGNER SKYLINE (Of June)
the most upbeat song on the album probably. adam young is very very good at lyrics and some elements of this include his imagery, rhythm, alliteration, wordplay, and general ability to make the words in a song both euphonic in the sound along but also be very Pretty content wise. ok im most serious about how good he is with lyrics so maybe i’ll be more concise after this one

FUZZY BLUE LIGHTS (Of June)
owl city songs aren’t depressing or even really Sad even when they’re sad (w/ some exceptions…cough silhouette) but they’re good if you are / have been a Sad Person Who Lives In Their Head because thats what a lot of the songs are about / the perspective theyre from. this one sounds like that and also like an overcast day

***IF MY HEART WAS A HOUSE*** (Ocean Eyes)
the Best love song of the whole discography imo. it goes hard as fuck. i don’t date but for the duration of this song i have a gf/bf/nb-f

THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG (Ocean Eyes)
one of the best and another one of the best love songs. im especially partial to the winter theme now o course. this super cool thing happens in the middle with amazing lyrics and this volume effect. the instrumental versions of this and if my heart was a house are also killer

ANGELS (All Things Bright And Beautiful)
adam young loves jesus a whole lot; this song is about literal christian angels. i love the alliteration of the lines “in the dust on the cellar staircase / a pair of footprints followed me / i saw a flicker in the fake fireplace”. not many owl city songs are from both an upbeat perspective AND have upbeat music, and this one’s chorus really goes for it. adam y.’s pretty excited about jesus stuff i think and so when he channels that in songs especially about jesus, it’s pretty energetic. but for the most part his songs arent overtly christian save maybe some passing references, so if thats a concern dont worry

***GALAXIES*** (ATBAB)
for example, this one definitely has a jesus line. but this is just one of the references to an unspecified “he” which means it could also just be interpreted as gay. (owl city belongs to the gays btw) and this really is a song to go ham to and listen to it with stereo speakers because one of my fave parts relies on that. the intro is a bit jarring because the outro of “january 28, 1986” is meant to transition into this one

DEMENTIA (The Midsummer Station)
i’d put this as a highlight but recognize its coz its a personal fave. it sounds like it would be incredibly depressing of course but it has nothing to do with actual dementia thank god. it’s a love song and very upbeat in both sound and content. i’m hugely partial to the lyrics, especially the pairs “every light in the night flickered in and out / every bone in my back shivered up and down”; “every voice in my head shouted yes and no / every freight train of thought fought to stop and go”; “every tear in my eyes dripped and wouldn’t drop / every disc in my spine shook and couldn’t stop” and “every hand let me go that i tried to hold / every warm-hearted love left me freezing cold”

KISS ME BABE, IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME (single)
he has a bunch of random christmas singles and this ones the best. the titles ridiculous and i love it, and the song isn’t really about anything and i love it. it is such a bop. “peppermint winter” and “humbug” are the other best xmas ones

SHOOTING STAR (Midsummer)
half the songs on this album are summery dancey songs about having fun with other people (usually owl city songs are about being lonely or having fun with one other person tops by cloudwatching, so this album is unusual in that regard and rocks out a bit which is also unusual as per owl city’s tendency to sound really dreamy or otherwise fairly light. it bothers people who are in the “the old stuff is better” camp of everything) and the other half are upbeat summery songs that are encouraging and tell you you’re a good and special person. this one is the latter and a lot of fun. i like the lyrics and melody of the lines “fan a flame so hot it melts our hearts” and “let your colors burn and brightly burst / into a million sparks that all disperse / and illuminate a world that’ll try to bring you down” (but not this time)

GOLD (Midsummer)
same category song as above (title refers to “i know you’re gold”). it’s great and sung to a person about to go off and do something and you’re telling them they can totally do it because they’re great. i maintain that one of the Owl City Signature Moves is The Affectionate Sigh: he’s very good at working in words sung with a rising/falling tone, a la a sigh, and its an upbeat delivery not like a “im sad” sigh. when it happens in this song is my favorite part of the whole thing, at the end of the line: “you’ll never be far, i’m keeping you near, inside of my heart, you’re he^re”

BEAUTIFUL TIMES (Ultraviolet EP)
the songs on ultraviolet all have a super cool sound, kind of mixing the more loud/layered/noisy quality of midsummer station with the more introverted vibe he usually has, and are all kind of about being stressed and sad but looking to something or someone and kind of seeing a chance to feel okay. “this isn’t the end” is completely about a girl who’s dad kills himself but it has the really good line “you fight to survive cuz you made it this far” and otherwise has a technically uplifting end but without much of the “you shouldnt kill yourself because life is magical” bs which is useless and irrelevant imo but instead the “life is chaotic and you cant say the future is going to be good but it exists and meanwhile you’re not dead yet” which is an infinitely more thoughtful approach. but anyways, about beautiful times: its also about being happy but usually being really sad (“this fight of my life is so hard (so hard, so hard) but i’m gonna survive, oh oh these are beautiful times,”) and also isnt very patronizing about the subject (the prospect/aspiration of feeling happy when you’re a Sad Person) and frames everything in having had damagingly negative feelings while still being overall positive. i really like the way he sings into the first few verses with an echo of what will be the first couple of words, overlapping slightly and growing in volume before taking you right into the actual start of the verse. this is the most upbeat sounding song of the EP imo

THUNDERSTRUCK (Mobile Orchestra)
the intro alone is killer. one of the most Go Hard to songs of the owl city discography. proudly carries the tradition of singing about ghosts (see: plant life, a fun-to-sing-along-to song all about an actual haunted house)

BACK HOME (Mo Orch)
this album has a lot of sounds that, while familiar, are different from any of the other albums, like this one which is very very country. it goes hard as fuck. it uses the word “fireflies” for the first time since fireflies. i love it

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU (M.O.)
personal fave of the album is mostly why this is here. as the title suggests its a dramatic love song, i love how pumped the chorus is and the way the outro sounds. Love To Sing Along

***WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?***
this is peak “happy music, sad lyrics” even though thats everywhere in owl city music, its pretty rare to find songs that are straightforwardly happy. this song is a banger and lyrically crushing. i guess its in the “bittersweet” category like a shit ton of owl city songs are, but still. this song changed our lives

I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME
has this sick chill drumbeat throughout the song which is kind of rare. it kind of fuses his underwater type sound with his going hard as hell sound. like, it would be like the choreography of “bet on it” if i was listening to this song while standing up. you get really into the lyrics. i love this part at the end where the music pulls back for just a second while he goes “the thought is KILLING me!” shoutout to “kamikaze” where he yells half of it and its invigorating, shoutout to “paper tigers” which is an amazing song that hasnt shown up on an album

SUNBURN (Ocean Eyes)
possibly the cutest owl city song. it has a sweet guitar riff. cute sweet, not sickass sweet.

HOT AIR BALLOON (Ocean Eyes)
possibly the happiest owl city song. extremely cute but not as cute as sunburn but happier than sunburn.

BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY
killer intro, really upbeat, the melody of the verses is great and the chorus goes pretty hard

RAINBOW VEINS (Maybe I’m Dreaming)
another top level cute and happy song (“cheer up and dry your damp eyes, and tell me when it rains, and i’ll blend up that rainbow above you, and shoot it through your veins”) and has a top tier chilled out whispery interlude/bridge/whatever that then throws you into this pumped up finale

THE YACHT CLUB (ATBAB)
speaking of being thrown into a pumped up finale, this does that too. so does “umbrella beach.” this one goes hardest imo and the live version of it goes even harder than that. plus the lyrics are amazing and the alliteration is stellar

***SUPER HONEYMOON*** (Maybe I’m Dreaming)
consistently one of my top tier faves. i like the semi staccato delivery of parts of the lyrics, the music is fantastic, also very Classic Example of owl city

SKY DIVER (MID)
super dreamy and pretty and bittersweet sounding, classic

HALCYON
a bop!!! electronica on electronica

SLEEPWALKER
so fun and sounds like a song to be going to the beach to

YOUTOPIA (ft. Adam Young)
obvs not owl city but i’m putting it in, the full 4 min version. not only dreamy and bittersweet but one thing i always love in music is an unresolved musical phrase repeating on end. there’s also this part in the middle where his vocals kind of layer and grow and it has a long E sound and when he lingers on the long E its one of those things that would be grating except for its actually great because of that. see: honey and the bee

MR. HEARTACHE (ft. Adam Young)
a total bop about being sad. like i wanna jump around to this song. see: tokyo, the song by adam young (owl city) featuring the artists of this one, SEKAI NO OWARI, which has my fave lyric “are you having fun yet, i’ll send you the sunset, i love the most”

FIREFLIES (Said the Sky remix)
the intro to this is like, oh my god. the only fireflies remix the world needs.

UMBRELLA BEACH (Long Lost Sun remix)
the original is great but i love this version even more. the finale is fantastic and exuberant

THAT’S IT i could include all the songs because i have good things to say and specific things to point out about each of them. for example: dental care is a masterpiece of puns. puns are a running theme in owl city. so is ghosts, the sky, the ocean, and The Affectionate Sigh. if you listen to enough songs you find repetitions of certain phrases like “oh darling i wish you were here,” “i feel like a postcard, i wish you were here,” “like hundreds of postcards, that say i wish you were here” and someone should make a post of all of them. it would be me if i had a laptop. anyways i like owl city you’re welcome for this post

My Tony Stark Master List:

Well, I finished Tony. It only took me 2 whole days, but here is every Tony Stark Imagine/FF I’ve ever posted. (Stories that are Multi-Avenger will be on a different list.)

  • Phony Stark and the Beautiful Barista - Tony X Pepper Potts - Words:674
    Tony has had enough of the troublesome barista at Stark Industries who can’t seem to get his name right.
  • Bookstore Mayhem - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 709
    Reader just wanted to go to the bookstore for her birthday, that’s all. But Tony manages to make even that into an adventure.
  • Untitled - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 451
    Tony Stark has been working late into the night and his family misses him. Reader tries to put her foot down when the kids ask to sleep in the bed, but they end up getting their way.
  • Future Mrs. Stark -  Arranged Marriage AU - Tony Stark x Reader
    Part 1 (Words: 868) Part 2 (Words: 583)
    For her birthday reader’s parents surprise her by explaining they have arranged a marriage between her and her best friend Tony Stark.
  • Untitled - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 757
    Reader is short and Tony is worried she is going to hurt herself one day, constantly climbing up on the counter or using books as stools to reach over her head.
  • Liquid Courage - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 901
    During a friendly drinking competition reader works up enough courage to confesses to Tony how she really feels about him.
  • I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 674
    Reader thinks the’ll play a prank on Tony by holding his hand with their freezing cold one, but the prank backfires when Tony doesn’t let go.
  • Is That My Shirt? - Tony Stark Version - Words: 144
    Part of an “Is that my shirt” compilation where reader gets caught in various scenarios wearing an Avenger’s recognizable shirt.
  • Absolutely No Science - Tony Stark (No Pairing) Words: 338
    After Tony Stark blows up one too many microwaves, Steve puts the reader in charge of making sure Tony is using his Scientific knowledge in the best way, not just blowing stuff up.
  • His Number One Rule - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 1048
    Tony Stark has one rule: No one sleeps over after a party. What happens when he breaks his number one rule for Reader??
  • Who You Gonna Call? - Tony Stark X Steve Rogers - Words: 951
    Ghostbuster 2 AU where Tony goes to rescue their baby but in the end needs to be saved by Steve.
  • Starks Dont Fail - Dad!Tony X Reader - Words: 957
    Reader is Tony Stark’s Daughter who fails their first school assignment. She goes to his office at Stark Industries with the intention of getting the unavoidable lecture over with. In the end it turns out all the years of Howard’s taunting have turned Tony into an incredibly supportive father.
  • Birthday Surprise - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 2010
    Tony Enlists Bruce & Peter to help him prepare a birthday surprise for the Reader!
  • Tiny Sweaters - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 473
    It’s delivery day and Tony is trying to help coax the reader through the pain by reminding them about all the adorable little outfits they can soon dress their son in!
  • Ask Me Again - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 1137
    Tony proposes to the reader multiple times and it takes to Sokavian Accords to get her to finally come around to the idea.
  • And if I Say No? - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 911
    Reader gets kidnapped by HYDRA during a mission and Tony realizes he can’t imagine his life without her.
  • Flu Season - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 554
    Reader is sick, but knows her boss can’t afford to have her missing work. He needs her. So she goes in sick, but ends up being driven to the hospital by Mr. Stark.
  • From This Moment - Songfic! - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 508
    Tony and Reader are fighting over the car radio. When things get out of hand, reader sings him their song to put him in a better mood.
  • Valentine’s Day with Tony Stark Would Include - Listicle - Tony X Reader
  • Am I in Charge? - Zootopia AU -  Tony Stark & Steve Rogers Words:554
    Basically a mix of Judy and Nick’s dialog from the press conference in Zootopia, mixed with a press conference I imagine was held in the MCU after Bruce Banner and Thor disappeared.
  • Spider Son - Dad!Tony x Reader & Son!Peter Parker - Words: 997
    Tony and his wife (Reader) find out their son in Spiderman.
  • Paintball Pregnancy - Tony Stark x Pregnant! Reader - Words: 1044
    Tony and the Reader wanted to have a unique gender reveal party and that is definitely what they get!
  • Castle Kisses and Princess Proposals - Tony Stark X Reader -
    Words: 879

    Tony and Reader are on a vacation at Disney World and she has been forcing him to pose for annoying couply photos the whole trip, but there’s one photo op he doesn’t mind posing for!
  • Jealous Eyes - Tony Stark X Reader OR Steve Rogers x Reader
    Part One: Steve gets jealous of Tony & Reader’s friendship on the night she plans to tell him that she is pregnant.
    Tony’s Ending (Words: 1203 )  Steve’s Ending (Words: 1121)
  • After Easter Egg Hunt - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 1222
    Only Tony Stark would propose to his girlfriend in such an eleborate way. And it’s well past Easter!

anonymous asked:

Hi there! The hardest episodes of arrow man. Not like the season has been treating us well :(. Anyways for my qns why ask your ex-fiance to fix your shit between him and his gross thing i dont even want to mention? Your take?

Because he’s a total dink? 

That still blows my mind that he did that. I was eating a late dinner while watching and when that came on, my jaw dropped, food falling everywhere. It was a very ‘is this really happening… holy shit it is.’

Oliver. 

Oliver. 

What. The. Hell. Man?! 

I am angry as hell on Felicity’s behalf, because that should never have happened… but after sleeping on it, I can see it fits with where he’s at mentally.

I think this is a painfully clear sign of just how in the dark he is keeping himself to everything around him in his pursuit of being the man he so desperately wants to be. For so long his main goal was focused outward, and this season it’s finally inward. For so long he was all about being the vigilante/The Hood/The Arrow/ The Green Arrow, but this season he’s all about Oliver Queen. It’s like a ramped up version of Season 3.5 except this time he knows he has a team in place who can take care of the crime fighting part. So he can be Oliver Queen without the Green Arrow. He can be. He can. (He says this in the mirror to his reflection every morning - the denial is strong in this one.)

He’s wrong. As usual. He’s still learning that he needs both halves to be whole. This is a lesson he’s been trying to learn since forever. He’s gotten close only to fall flat on the ground and have to start over. He’s an idiot, he’s gonna stumble. (But each time he’s getting closer and closer to that realization - the evolution is there, under all his Oliverness.) 

Part of that stumbling is what he did last night. 

Oliver is hellbent on becoming this person he sees in his mind. He’s got an idealized version of himself in his head and that’s what he’s working towards. Oliver is very good at having blinders on when he has a goal in mind, and he usually doesn’t see the consequences of his actions until it’s too late. 

This was one of those moments. 

Oliver wasn’t thinking. He was looking at the logical solution to a problem - a hack ruined Susan’s career, a hack would put it back together. And who’s the best hacker he knows? Felicity. 

It absolutely was insensitive and stupid as hell. If he’d stopped to think, he would have realized that asking his ex-fiancée to fix his current girlfriend’s life was dumb as hell, especially with the weird air between them and especially with the whole Billy thing. 

But Oliver had simplified it in his mind, which is a thing that he does - it’s a coping mechanism, something to make a decision easier because otherwise you’ll drown in anxiety and emotions and things you can’t readily deal with:

“Felicity moved on. I’m moving on. We’re friends and partners now, so what’s the problem?”

Try everything, Oliver. 

He’s a jackass, anon. He’s blinded by his desire for a life he had with another woman, a life he threw away, and he’s hurt and angry and tired and instead of dealing with these things, he’s plunging face-first into Bad Decision Land. As much as Oliver is someone who has to know every course to make a strategic choice in battle, he’s also the complete opposite when it comes to emotional choices (story of his life, literally, with his two identities). He can physically kick all the ass in the world, but when it comes to relationships - especially romantic ones - he is naive and broken and floundering and choosing whatever pops up into his head. He’s doing this by staying with Susan, by choosing to look past her motives, by denouncing his Green Arrow self, by going to Felicity to ask her to save his girlfriend’s career.

(God, that still makes me want to slap him upside the head.)

It’s a symptom of a larger problem, one he’s still in the midst of learning about before he can stop to fix it. It’s also one that’s intricately tied to Felicity’s in that his desire to keep forging ahead with his Mayor Oliver Queen path has blinded him to what’s happening to her and it’s going to be too late to pull her back as a result. She’s going to fall and he’s going to have to watch it happen (and the full realization of himself will come through because instead of running and hiding under his guilt, he’ll rise up and be the light Felicity so starved for right now, thus completing the next step in his journey). They are two sides of the same coin. This is the season where they’re finding their personal balance before they can find each other again. 

We just have to go through a lot of boneheaded bullshit while they do it. 

(And Felicity knew what a stupid thing this was…

… but because she loves him and is always there for him, she did what he asked. This also served as a sharp contrast to Susan ignoring Oliver’s call from the hospital when she knew he’d been hurt. Felicity would have been there in 2.5 seconds l, regardless of what was happening between them. The scene did serve a purpose, on many fronts, as enraging as it was.)

I’m not trying to justify Oliver’s actions (you just can’t, you really can’t, this was  d u m b), but I can see why he did it, why he thought it was okay (besides being a  j a c k a s s).

Everything in RWBY is controlled by men, either actively or passively, and here’s a huge bullet point list elaborating on how shitty the agency of female characters is in a show billed as female driven with “””strong””” female characters.

It’s mostly for my benefit because I’ve been stewing on this shit for a while now but I’ll post it in the rwde tag in case anyone else wants to fully absorb this train wreck but mostly it boils down to: let the women lead their own lives

These points wouldn’t be so bad if there werent so many of them, it adds up

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My intention was post this next friday, but I spent the day in my aunt’s house in the middle of nowhere and I’m completely bored now, so I’ll do it today since all my college papers and tests ended last week.

As I said it before, I will use some psychological theories which means it might not be everyone’s coup of tea (especially Freud’s that’s also my least favorite of them). Due to votes, my first topic will be: The evil that runs in the Luthor family and why do I think that Lena being a villain might not be the first route to take. The post will be fairly big, and the discussion won’t approach any ships. Do not bring that up, please. This is a character study not a relantionship study. Let’s all stay respectful since one Superc*rp shipper will also be tagged. Bear in mind that any ship is merely that, a ship. So let’s focus on what metters. Lena.


Freedom: To Skinner was pratically non-existant. He deeply belived that freendom is not a something that can be achieved. For him freedom could only be real if you are not under the control of any punishments or aversive control. So if you can quit your job without fear of if you will find another, than you are free. But if you still have to face the possible outcome of it than you aren’t free, you are trapped in the process of your behaviour. And in the real world every action causes a reaction. The mouse will press the bar and he will win water (positive reinforcement) if he doesn’t he won’t (punishment). No freedom at all. 

Persona: For Jung is one of our main archetypes. Is a mask we use in different sittuations to make people believe in what we want them to believe. They can be different according to where you are and who you are with. 


Now let’s talk about Lena. At first, when she appeared I didn’t know for sure what path she would take. I was refraining myself from trusting her (never trust a Luthor thing), but with every episode I saw myself incapable of not loving her. First because Katie is freaking gorgeous, and second because she has this way of acting that’s very alluring and seductive. 

We still don’t know much about her, except for the fact that she was indeed a Luthor all along and somehow had a bond with her father (Edipian Complex, she finds conection with a person that understands her and to whom she projects her own desires (libido - sexual energy). We call this a edipian triangle. The object of desire (father), the center (daughter) and the one who must castrate her daughter (mother), in the sense of making her understand that man is her father and that he’s already “taken”. (Not my words, Freud’s lol). The thing is, when all this complex is already solved, she will look for men that have some very similar traits as her father.  If I’m right about Rahul’s character that explain’s why somehow she ended up with a possible murderer (honestly I have no ideia what’s happening on that promo). 

But Lena is a strong character. She first appeared as someone who was trying to prove not all Luthor’s were bad people. So here lies the first question: is the evilness in Luthor’s family a similar trait? Okay, we know Lex is a psycopath, as Lillian and Lionel, but there are no theories, I reppeat, none, that assume that evil is a common trait among people from a same family, and that’s considering some fucked up theories we had/have. By assuming Lena will be like those who came first we are not only ostracizing her but already stating that people that came from bad families (parents) are doomed to have the same fate regardless of how hard they try. 

Let me give an example. One person I meet  has a grandfather that  worked as a millitary officer during the brazilian dictartorship. He tortured and killed more than 20 people during those dark days and claimed he was only doing he’s job and clearly has no guilt about it whatsoever. Her father didn’t took a better route himself, and now she has the weight of it on her shoulders. Her grandfather was a pratically a mass murderer, and she carries this with her until this day. Her last name is a memory - more like a scar - of it. Until this day I know how hard it is for her - even if we didn’t made the connection between last names - to know what people may think of her and her family. 

Lena has a last name that is a burden to bear. Luthor. Her brother was a crazy, megalomaniacal, psychotic bastard. Her mother not only is all the things I said it before but also a very manipulative person (much like Rhea), she even looks jealous and angry about Lena (I’m pretty sure that has to do with the fact she was the product of her husband’s affair). But I also feel a Evil Queen vibe from her, like she feels threatened by Lena’s youth and beauty (do not ask me why I was like a theory due to some scenes I saw and how she acted). But this pattern of behaviour from the both of them is very similar to some myths we have (mainly greek myths). And also the name of her father - her real father that was also a bastard -. How difficult must it be to deal with all that?

She came to LuthorCorp trying to earn back some trust. To prove to people she could do better and be better. She needed to prove that she wasn’t like those who came before. 

Now, talking about the freedom according to Skinner (her setting of possibilities wasn’t exactly big). Every action she had was in order to prove she was trust worthy, especially for Kara (who was probably her first friend). She wanted to be accepted but in order to do that she would have to against the woman that raised her. Consediring how much of a punishment that may be - because I think is save to assume that even though she had troubles with Lillian she was still connected to her in one way or another. She could easily follow her mother’s wishes (she would have Lillian’s love that she clearly wants) talk about positive reinforcement. She could just help her crazy mon and she would got what she wanted. Is a win for her. By betraying her, she clearly showed that she was willing to loose that if it meant doing the right thing. 

The evil we associate with the Luthor name comes from all we’ve seen. However, that doesn’t mean that everyone that comes from that family is doomed to a similar fate. Being bad has nothing to do with genetics and more like with a psicoses or with perversity. Not with a last name. Even if all the punishments and aversive control she might face - and if the lacking of freedom she has - Lena is still can choose another path since she’s very aware of the sins of her family.

So… Why making her bad isn’t the best ideia? For the very same things I mentioned previously. She is struggling with it to prove herself, so why erase all of her effort? Why take this from her? 

I admit, at that chess scene I was very  apprehensive, but then I remembered that scene could be read many ways: It can show that she knows how to play the long game and fool people (persona, she’s creating a mask and fooling everyone - Kara included), or that she’s simply playing against her mother (hence why she choose the white horse (?). 

So by making her arch merely a hero arch not only we will be destroying the endless possibilities we would have, but also giving people the message/ideia that you have to pay for the sins of your father. For people that were raised in very bad situations, or had the experience of knowing/living with someone deeply evil, it givens those people the ideia that no matter how much they tried they can’t become better than that. That all her efforts will be in vain in the end, because this is it, your father was a bad person therefore you will be as well. 

I want to see that Lena can truly be more than just Kara’s famale Lex version.

I want to see her as Lena. As a strong woman who is not afraid to fight. So stand up and to help when needed. I want to see her as true friend to Kara, not as someone who would stab her in the back. 

Lena is to deeply portrayed by Katie to end up like a bad person. Not that I don’t think she can’t give Lena the depth she needs even if that’s her fate, I do know she can pull that off, but I want a different story. I want a story where we find we can actually trust a Luthor. Where we can trust a Belfort, a Albuquerque. Or a Goebells. I want to see a history in which the  past (in these case your parents past) doesn’t definy and creates boundaries to that person’s future. I want to see L*na Luthor ( not a bad person, but only a person with a bad past). And I want people to trust that they can also be like her: badass, strong, brave, kind, smart, a Luthor, a good person and good friend.

I want TV to show that you can do better than before. That we are not bound to make the same mistakes of our parents. That we evolved. Lena is the best way of achieving that. 

@emarasmoak, @winelover1989, @lena-lipbite-luthor, and anyone who’s interested in seeing this discussion, come here lol. 

Girls/guys, sorry if isnt’t that good or for any possible mistakes, english is not my first language.  If anyone want’s to be included on the next discussions just give me a heads up. 

OUR TRACK BY TRACK REVIEW OF 7/27

Our overall view on this album is that it lacks cohesiveness, it often contradicts Fifth Harmony’s feminist views, the solo distribution is disgusting in many of the songs and Camila’s screechy voice is very prevalent. All in all, I was expecting so much better. Oh well. Overall this album gets ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (3 stars). 

TRACK 1: That’s My Girl

L - A catchy, upbeat song, not my favourite but amazing that it’s on the Rio Olympics ad. 4/10

V - Very upbeat, I like the whole message. Not much I can say about this song other than its one of my favorites. 8/10

TRACK 2: Work From Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign

L - Why does Camila over do her runs in every live performance? I skip this every time I hear it.. not great. It’s repetitive and boring. The music video is fire tho. 3/10

V - So overplayed. But definitely a step up from worth it. 5/10.

TRACK 3: The Life

L - An okay song but don’t make it a single! Camila sings basically every verse in this song, so it sucks overall. Lyrically, it’s okay. 2/10

V - Very underrated. Only people with high intelligence would understand this song, overlooking the fact that Camila leads, 15/10.

TRACK 4: Write On Me

L - I liked this song when I first heard it but really? Camila acted like this was lyrically the strongest song on the album when in reality, I have no idea why I’d want someone to write on me. The music video was very pretty and visually appealing, nothing special tho. 2/10

V - Cute song, but boring and makes no sense. It has a shitty metaphor, or wasn’t delivered properly. -10/10.

TRACK 5: I Lied

L - Everything about this song is pretty amazing. MAKE IT A SINGLE PLEASE. 10/10

V - Normani did a high note. Enough said. 20/10.

TRACK 6: All In My Head (Flex) ft. Fetty Wap 

L - I liked the live performance at the BBMA’s of this song and I’m happy that it’s lead by Dinah, but it’s nothing special or outstanding. 6/10

V - This song is shit without fetty wap. Lauren saves it with the pre chorus. 9/10.

TRACK 7: Squeeze

L - I love the message of this song, it’s catchy and cute, but every time I hear the word “squeeze” I cant help but feel like theyre talking about squeezing (choking) me to death, lol. 9/10

V - Okay. Its average, nothing special but I kind of liked it. 7/10.

TRACK 8: Gonna Get Better

L - Beautiful song, well done fifth harmony! And Ally slayed on this track. 11/10

V - I was pleasantly surprised by this song. Not bad. Dinah lifted this song up to the heavens after effortlessly singing her high note at the end. 10/10.

TRACK 9: Scared Of Happy

L - The beat in the song is lit, but the message of the song is dumb, lol, lyrically it makes 0 sense. 3/10

V - This song makes no sense. How the fuck can you be scared of happy??? Next. -10/10.

TRACK 10: Not That Kinda Girl ft. Missy Elliot

L - This track sucks. 0/10

V - This is the slightly better version of “NO” except it sucks because it slut shames. Even the title suggests the misogynistic phrase “Not like the other girls” like bitch please. -100/10.

TRACK 11: Dope

L - Probably one of the best songs on this album, in my opinion. I don’t know what else to say but this song is pretty fucking dope. (pun intended) 10/10

V - Best song off of this god forsaken album. My ears healed hearing this after all the other songs. The chorus is fucking everything. 100/10.

TRACK 12: No Way

L - I vibed quite well with this song and I don’t skip it. Lyrically it is good, the tune is okay, but I can’t see this song getting big.. 8/10

V - Couldn’t find myself getting into it, sorry. 2/10.

TRACK 13: Worth It - No Rap

L - So they obviously wanted to revel in their most successful song and were unable to let it go. I feel as if including Worth It on their new album was a sign of weakness, perhaps an indication that they thought that their new songs wouldn’t reach the success that Worth It attained. -1/10

V - Can’t believe the girls had the DISRESPECT to bring this repetitive ass song and its horrible ass memories along with it. -20/10.

BONUS TRACK: 1000 Hands

This song should have definitely been on the actual album. Lyrically very good although I dont get why’d you want 1000 hands on you…. 

BONUS TRACK: Big Bad Wolf 

Again, should have been on the album, although it’s slightly misogynistic and cringe worthy. A catchy tune, nonetheless.

k-atsukiyuuri  asked:

haha yeah, I said I wanted to show those master posts to my girlfriend

Here, I’ve just made one huge MASTERPOST - this is it (under the cut)

I’ll be adding more theories later cuz i don’t have time for that right now and it’s like such a huge amount of theories that wow, this is just a tiny fraction of it all….

PS: These are mostly my theories but  I also added posts that were incredibly interesting or stuff you should definitely KNOW ABOUT when it comes to Frank and Gerard’s relationship…

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can i request a harry imagine, where ure dating? like you snore in your sleep & u hate it/its so embarassing. H invited you to stay over (its the first time) & you dont want to bc u snore (he then finds out and says its okay/or y/n keeps it secret) you agree to sleep at his but you try to stay awake so you dont snore and then idk maybe he notices maybe not... maybe you'll find a good ending haha does this even make sense?:/

Snoring The Night Away 
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sithkyungsoo-deactivated2016061  asked:

you probably get bothered with messages all the time, but I just wanted to send some love for your kaisoo analysis, and I appreciate how insightful you are when in my opinion I feel like a lot of shippers are too superficial when there's a lot of other really interesting things about them to observe. and don't listen to haters! kaisoo gets hate like this more than any other ship bc even non shippers can't deny smth is going on but don't like admitting it.

no no not at all, i dont get bothered by them at all and thank you for the compliments  σ(≧ε≦o)

[as always, delulu warning, it’s okay to think i’m crazy bc of this i dont mind, and this is gonna be long, i know you didnt ask my theory but i cant help it since you mention there are lots of small details that need to be observed, you’re so right, 100 points for you miss, erhm anyway, prepare your eyes, and sorry for late reply i’m a lazy piece of shit so yeah, procrastinate is a must]

there are many things that can be seen in their interactions plus how other members act around them too can’t be out-looked. idk if they realize this, but they actually dropping quite obvious hints (but not obvious enough to be seen by casual glances), sometimes i feel like they do this things on purpose? not to flaunt their ship but to set a mark of possession (”he’s mine” something like that). 

as we know, soo has a lot of male fans - some are straight, some are not, some are still in questioning state bc of ksoo (there are many translation notes about some guys become sexually confused after they saw ksoo; one of them saying he has a gf but now he doesnt see his gf in that way anymore bc apparently soo invading his mind, also there’s a fan that angry at kai -for no apparent reason, out of the blue- on ksoo’s fanboys thread, or how one admitted that he is straight but if he was gay he would do ksoo in naughty way(?),  

[i got curious, went to naver, searched and found one; it was posted on mid-end 2014 and basically the post said this: “hello i’m 20 y.o male and i really like do kyungsoo, he’s adorable (baby-like) and when he laughs his mouth shaped like a heart and it’s really cute, that surely gay right? what should i do?” idk if the poster was trolling but there are quite many other posts mentioned kyungsoo’s fanboys]

on YT comment pages there are also quite a lot males that proclaimed themselves as ksoo’s fans (once i read a comment saying he feels pregnant after hearing soo’s voice lol) and also there’s this guy came to korea and he met exo and ksoo greeted him and then he was crying((?) i think), what i’m sure of is that this guy was really touched and overwhelmed bc ksoo saw and smiled at him [this was on MNET]). [again, correct me if i’m wrong!]

and there’s jongin, who doesnt hesitate to drape his hands on ksoo almost everywhere and everytime, even on the photoshoot set; for example like that kolon sport jacket photoshoot; baek and suho were just quiet and chiling and bored waiting the photographer ready to take their shot, and kaisoo busy being dorks about a ring on jongin’s finger, then the photographer yelled at him bc he was busy flirting with his love instead of posing and also on the same day of this ‘your ring is stupid’ incident happened, jongin played w/ ksoo’s earlobe, 

another example is that pepero commercial, sure maybe the director told kaisoo to be paired to feed each other, but i’m sure 20000% the director didnt tell jongin to graze his fingers on soo’s lips while feeding him a stick of pepero, i mean tell me right in the eyes that this guy didnt do it on purpose, bc it really seems he did it on purpose, why did he do that? it was a national commercial, he must have known/realized that the whole nation would watch this cf, 

clearly he *purposely* shoved his fingers so they could touch soo’s mouth here, he could just hold the pepero on the non-covered-with-chocolate-part but nooooo, of course no, he just had to graze his fingers there, and look at his face, he enjoyed it, look how his mouth moved like he was making a“nom” sound 

[i checked the video again and jongin mouth moved like he was saying “omnomnom” while watching soo eating the pepero from his hand and try to compare how kaisoo feed each other (look how jongin maintaned eye contact when he ate the pepero and when soo fed him he looked straight in his eyes and his grin was so genuine but i think that grin was for soo not for the commercial but maybe this is just me) with how other members feed each other and when baek danced, they were all laughing and jongin seemed to be genuine with his laugh and when he laughed he looked at soo]

now try to connect these two; “jongin flaunting his closeness w/ soo on public” and “ksoo’s fanboys phenomena” — bc the probability of him has known/heard/read those fanboys “confessions” is high, there are members that often online so i bet that some exo members already aware of those fanboys and things they wrote, and prob had told jongin about this, (directly or indirectly, like jongin just overheard or something), 

and also there are some male celebrities had praised ksoo publicly, saying ‘ksoo is pretty’ or ‘him in female version is my type’ or ‘i want to see him crossdress’ or ‘his face is my type and all of those things’ (talk about “kyungsoo effect”), they work in entertainment field where gossips and rumors easily spread around so i think the chance of jongin has heard about these male celebs crushin on soo is also quite high, plus when k.will said ksoo was pretty, baekchen were there, bet 20$ they pestered soo about this after the interview 

the point i’m trying to make is i think that all the touches and glances that jongin gives to soo, half of them are intentional because he wants to assert his dominance over soo, like saying ‘he is mine dont flirt with him directly or indirectly’ and those “i love you”s that had been said to soo 4 times in public (that interview when he said soo needs to take care of his throat, showtime, that ceremony award when soo wasn’t available, oranghae) or how he would associate love and cute words w/ soo (that SES - Love song and that hyung and his famous V signs drawing even though that V signs look like hearts compared to V signs jfc jongin so subtle)….. like that, maybe, hahah idk i’m delulu trash save me /sobs/ 

(while half of them is bc jongin is so thirsty he just can’t help it, bc it’s a habit, probably? maybe he touches soo a lot in the dorm/private places etc and he sometimes forget that they’re in talkshow/on camera and unaware his habit oozing out)

soo has his moments too even though imo this guy actually pretty subtle compared with jongin until recently idk what happened maybe he’s tired w/ all the actor routines so his brain can’t really restrain him and his instinct take over and the result is him koala-ing himself on jongin’s body (and man, jongin seems pretty happy about this, l dont have the gifset but he looked so happy when he said ksoo is a koala and when soo pressed his body on him he looked happy too), 

and even tho it seems jongin gets jelly easily, soo is the same imo, when jonign is touched by other he looks sad/upset 

soo has a stoic face imo and he looks like he doesnt talk much and keeps things to himself (in interview, he said that he only uses his phone to listen music and rarely text and other members too feel ksoo is really quiet and just speaks few words - except jongin of course,) prob that’s why he isn’t really obvious about things, 

unlike jongin, even though he seems to be the same like soo (not really opened about his stuffs), he is quite blunt about certain things, in interview it’s been said that he would reject invitation to go togehter somewhere if he’s not in the mood to go while the other (yeol) would think about it and eventually give in bc he would feel bad if he reject the invitation, also some members think jongin is cold person, and when they asked the reason they said it’s bc he is very honest/blunt

so i guess his personality also molded in his body language, bc how the way he acts around ksoo, showing the world that kim jongin isnt the most subtle man on earth hahaha

i’m sorry i’m delulu god whats this i’m so embarrassed just skip this post /get swallowed by earth/ 

PS : again these are just theories (or fantasies - whatever you want to call it), i dont know these 2 boys personally, so i dont know about them actually, this is just how i see things based on interviews/gif-sets/translation-notes etc, so yeah, prob all of these things i wrote are wrong and deluded as fuck, thanks for reading and forgive my writing mistakes! /fly away/

She remembered her own childish disappointment, the first time she had laid eyes on Eddard Stark. She had pictured him as a younger version of his brother Brandon, but that was wrong. Ned was shorter and plainer of face, and so somber. He spoke courteously enough, but beneath the words she sensed a coolness that was all at odds with Brandon, whose mirths had been as wild as his rages. Even when he took her maidenhood, their love had more of duty to it than of passion. We made Robb that night, though; we made a king together. And after the war, at Winterfell, I had love enough for any woman, once I found the good sweet heart beneath Ned’s solemn face. - Catelyn Stark 

He had the Stark face if not the name: long, solemn, guarded, a face that gave nothing away. Whoever his mother had been, she had left little of herself in her son.- Tyrion Lannister about Jon snow. 

This quote is so important to me, I love how  STARK  Jon is. How similiar he is to Ned not only in personality ( Ned was called the quiet Wolf, Jon called his direwolf “Ghost” because he didnt make a sound) but also in looks.  

(And LOL at the “left little of her self”part oh GRRM you troll, i love ya) 

And dont get me started on the  “we made a king togheter” part, because for me that is such a jon/sansa possibile parallel (them being responsible for the heir of the north, the whole duty before love.). 

Also i love this quote, because people believe that when Jon/D*ny happens and dany dies (she will, i can bet money on this), sansa will be jon second choice, his “consolation price”. But for me Sansa will feel just like her mother at first, she wont be happy to marry her cousin ( ex half brother).  (i also believe sansa is going to have a sweet riunion with tyrion, a romance similiar to dany/drogo, that ends in the same tragic way). 

But you know what my favorite Jon/ Ned parallel is? The fact that when both are dying they are thinking about their tully women. Thats right, Ned in all the books thinks a lot about his sister lyanna and not so much about Catelyn. But when he is dying his last toughts are about his wife: 

“The thought of Cat was as painful as a bed of nettles. He wondered where she was, what she was doing. He wondered whether he would ever see her again.” - Ned Stark.  

And interesting enough Jon almost never thinks about sansa ( not that he hates her), he thinks about Arya all the time ( just like Ned thinks about Lyanna all the time too). But before he dies he (and i was a lot surprised by this) thinks about Sansa,he links her to his Lover Yigritte! Which is more that amazing for me. 

 The Night’s Watch takes no part. He closed his fist and opened it again. What you propose is nothing less than treason. He thought of Robb, with snowflakes melting in his hair. Kill the boy and let the man be born.He thought of Bran, clambering up a tower wall, agile as a monkey. Of Rickon’s breathless laughter. Of Sansa, brushing out Lady’s coat and singing to herself.  You know nothing, Jon Snow.He thought of Arya, her hair as tangled as a bird’s nest. I made him a warm cloak of skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell…I want my bride back…I want my bride back…I want my bride back… 

Before someone says anything: 

Of course  the whole Jon quote is about Ar*a .Jon wish to save her from Ramsay but in the same way the whole Ned charapter and quote is about Lyanna and the promise he made to her ( jon and Ar*a relationship for me has so many parallels to the Ned and Lyanna one, I want to write a post about that too). I wanted to be clear about this before someone commented on it. for me arya is the most important person in jon life but that relationship for me is family, is two siblings thinking about oneanother, its jon thinking of home, and arya too. The idea of romantic love between the two is upsetting to me (but hey if you ship them, good for you! I support you and all that) 

Just to say: Ned thinks about his sister Lyanna a lot, not so much of Catelyn. In the same way Jon never (or almost never) thinks about Sansa, but both before dying think about them. I just think its interesting. Or i just love to search for any Cat and Ned parallels to Jon and Sansa. (lets do with both lol).

anonymous asked:

I don't have the game imported unfortunately? I wanna know how to do that before I splurge

Okay so there’s some things you’ll need. 

1: A physical copy of the game (or eshop if you have a japanese 3ds which i assume u dont)

2: The latest version of Homebrew (2.5)

3: An SD card slot so you can access your 3DS’ SD card 


I assume that you’re on the latest 3DS firmware (10.3.0-28U (U stands for united states, E for europe and J for japan, you can check your firmware by going to system settings). You’re going to need to download this starter pack made by the guy who made the hack

https://smealum.github.io/ninjhax2/starter.zip

You’re going to plug your 3DS’ SD card into your computer and drag the files from the starter pack onto the ROOT of your SD card. The root means the very top, ex: you just clicked on the SD card and you see the folders “DCIM” and “Nintendo 3DS”. Also make a folder on the root called “hans”.

Once thats done your SD card should look like this

Once you’re done with that, it’s time to actually start getting the homebrew on your 3DS. Put your SD card back into your 3DS and start up the Browser. First clear all cookies and your history in the browser settings then restart the browser app.

Okay now here’s what you do. 

If your 3DS is an OLD 3DS running 10.3.0-28, type this into your 3DS’ url bar: http://yls8.mtheall.com/spider28hax.php

If your 3DS is an NEW 3DS running 10.3.0-28, type this into your 3DS’ url bar: http://yls8.mtheall.com/browserhax_fright_tx3g.php

Once you do that, it’ll look like your 3DS is glitching up, but don’t worry its starting up the homebrew. You should then see some text on the screen that says Hax 2.5 beta and then BAM you’ll be in the Homebrew channel!


Now you’re not done yet. The thing about browser hax is that everytime you want to go into the homebrew menu you have to put the url in again and thats fucking annoying right? Well, worry no more, it’s time to install Menuhax and Ironhax.


The starter pack that you installed on your SD card earlier should have two apps on it, menuhax_manager and the ironhax installer. You should also have an app called something along the lines of Old eShop channel


First what we’re going to do is install Menuhax. This is pretty easy and doesn’t take all too long. Click on the Menuhax manager and click install when that pops up. There’ll be a ton of  text on the screen but don’t worry about it. Once it finishes it should say bam ur done;  you can press Start to return to the Homebrew channel (if that doesnt work hold down L+R+Down (on d-pad)+B for 3 seconds and it should return you back).

Now you’re able to boot into the homebrew channel by holding down L when you turn on your 3ds! (remember to hold it down until words show up on your screen)


Next, we want to install Ironhax since it’s a lot more reliable (less likely to get patched out). Boot up that fancy eShop - Old version downloader and you’ll be thrust into the eshop. From there search up “ironfall” and download the game. After its done, turn off your 3DS (since pressing the home button takes a screenshot) and turn it back on. Now just unwrap Ironfall and boot it up (no need to make a new file).

Once you do that turn off your 3DS again and boot into Homebrew via Menuhax (Hold down L while you turn on your system. Remember to keep holding it until words show up on the screen). Now that you’re back in the Homebrew channel click on the Ironhax installer and follow the onscreen instructions. It doesn’t matter which slot you save it to (i saved mine to slot one) and when it asks what your firmware version is, put in 10.3.0-28U (or E or J depending on your region). And ta-da! You can now boot up homebrew from Ironfall in case menuhax stops working! 

With Homebrew, you can install custom and offical themes (even from other regions stores), play homebrew games, play out of region games and emulate SNES and GBA games!


Now FINALLY getting the actual Fire Emblem: Fates patch working. Yes all of that preparation was needed, but THANKFULLY, this is the easiest part since I already have the patch so I can just give it to you instead of you having to make it yourself.

Go here and download the patch:

https://mega.nz/#!hYVV1bBS!TwvzSH0lQZC6SZgj7CwsJmtK-v_nGqMZZYpSNSDf6Ps

This is the latest version of the patch to date, version 3.0. This version has the translations for all 29 chapters for both Nohr and Hoshido (that includes prologue and epilogue), all paralogues translated, and 138 supports translated (actually not that many supports :( (here is a link to a masterpost with about 600 of the supports present)). This patch was made by Cellenseres and his team over at the SerenesForest forums. Go check out the project page here.

In order to install this all you have to do is drag the ROMFS file into the hans folder that you made earlier on the root of your SD card.

Once you do that all you need to do is put your SD card back into your 3DS and launch up the Homebrew Channel. Once there put your copy of Fire Emblem: Fates into your 3DS and launch the app called “Hans” (the app looks like an “H”). From here if you’re on a New 3DS change the core clock to 804 MHz (makes your game run faster, DON’T do this if you’re on an old 3ds). And make sure to switch the ROMFS option to YES. Once you’re sure that it works, restart and change Save Configuration to Yes so that you don’t have to do that every time you launch the game.Your screen should look like this: 


Congratulations, you are now playing Fire Emblem: Fates in English!


If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. 

Also yes this is completely legal.

ITS NOT THEIR FAULT!

Note: I am pointing out someone who needs it, this is just a suspison, but I have a feeling this is the person who’s been insulting Ciro and Brandon, you can read more about that, but this is just a feeling, no I am not accusing anyone.

Please go here before continuing to get the full story: here and here

If you do not like this, feel free to leave and ignore.

Lets start with this first comment. Yes Im breaking this down FOR ME! NOT TO BE MEAN. So please, feel free to leave, as I said up above.

  • “Because we obviously know nothing about her. Raph knows nothing about Mona or her personality. He only knows that she can fight. He likes her look. That’s not love. That’s lust.”

Well considering they are both reptiles, and not all human, these two acted on animal instincts, and in the animal kingdom, its kind of run on instincts. 

Now we know shes a high strong, shes blunt and to the point, which is why he likes her, she doesnt like taking other peoples crap, which is another quality he would like about her. So there are two quailities I just listed of her personailty. Lets also add in that, she is honorable, that is a quality they both share. Also, who cares if its lust or love, these two have been canon since 1980, since Raphael Meets His Match aired. Just letting you know on that infomation.


  • “it’s pretty sad that this show teaches kids that beauty matters the most. Most of the female characters are there only for the franchise and only to be love interests.”

Really? Cause, from what it taught me that girls can kick ass. Looks shouldnt matter the most, I think thats what you took from this show. Mona is a lizard, yes she can be pretty in the eyes of the beholder, but to others, these girls can be ugly as hell and still be amazing. THEY ARE NOT JUST LOVE INTERESTS.

Im so sick of people using that as a reason, no, These girls are surely NOT JUST THAT. If that was the case, they wouldnt get so much love that they do, they get more love then hate, why? because they have likable personalities.

Lets take a look at these girls, shall we?

  • Karai: Complex story, rebel, smart mouthed female ninja who’s quick on her toes, and was reunited with her father, only to have it taken away from her, again. Her mother was killed by the man who kidnapped her and made false stories up about her REAL father, just so he could keep her.
  • April: A half human/half kraang. Psychic powers. High strong, stubborn and a firey red head. Was a normal girl until the Kraang kidnapped her dad, after reuniting with him, it didnt last long when he got mutated. twice. Puts up with ALOT of stuff in her life. Her mother lost, her father always gone, the only friends she has are guys, her best friend turned out to be Kraang Prime. Oh lets not forget that this season her powers are growing, and getting better as this series progress.
  • Renet: Saved time itsself from being destroyed by Salvanti. ((Forgive me for misspelling his name)) spent six months looking for the turtles, saved them once again. Shes clumsy, a dork, a legit fan of the turtles. She kicked ass when it was much needed, quick thinker, and a total sweetheart.
  • Mona: Shes a second in commant, a lutinent. An honorable warrior. Head strong, at first she was quick to judge, but soon came to realize that the others may not be so bad. She teamed up with the turtles, and fought side by side, both times now. 

We still dont know much about Mona, but that doesnt mean we wont know anymore. Also, these personalities and qualities dont matter huh, since I guess they’re just love interests. or just here to please the franchise. No you know what, April 2012 has more of a personality then the 1980s April. So please dont start that bullsh*t with me, because thats just it, bullsh*t.


  • “Girls aren’t useless, you know. Mona’s character is pretty good. She’s badass and I don’t hate it.”

But wait, didnt you say that these girls are just to be love interests? Oh wait, MOST. Whoops. 


  • “I hate their rushed and forced relationship.” 

Okay, I am not trying to change your opinion or whatever, but Im gonna let you in on a secret…..THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS NEVER FORCED. you wanna see forced? Leorai, Miket, hell even freaking Apriltello is forced. Why, because unlike the other 3 pairings, we’ve seen Raph and Mona together, before in the 80s series. Which is why it feels natural, just in a different version. 

The relationship rushed? now see thats where it depends, Raphael didnt just like her off the bat, vice versa. They both were trying to kick each others ass. And then, it hit him…..literally. Relationships are different in many ways. For example… Apriltello, one sided love, Donnie has been infatuated with this girl since season one. It took 3 seasons for these two to kiss, and they are still not together. The difference is, April and Donnie like to beat around the bush, while Mona and Raph are very blunt and up front characters. He told her, she told him, they both grew fond of each other. Lets not forget that we gotta think about how long they have not seen each other. Raphael even said that he didnt even think he’d ever see her again, so yes they reunite with a few kisses.


  • “And this joke has gone too far. We all know it’s a joke. It’s not funny anymore. It’s sick. Joke about teen pregnancy? AND about Raph giving birth or something like that? That it not funny.”

See this is why Ciro and Brandon troll you, because you take EVERYTHING seriously, like wtf bruh. Raph giving birth? Really?


  • Go ahead and block me, post my comment or whatever. No matter what, this show is not TMNT anymore. 

Last time I checked, the logo said “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and it was about 4 turtles. Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo….Unless the names and logo changed….


  • “Kids aren’t interested to see turtles and aliens kissing.”

I maybe 21, but mentally im 15, and deep in my heart Im 10. Hell even when I was that age I wanted to see people kissing. Your just to immature to handle that bull, or you…just need something else to enjoy in your life….


  • “Please don’t start any more wars and try to improve the show. That’s your job, isn’t it?”

Bruh, he can do whatever the hell he wants. He does this sh*t because people like you in this fandom make it to easy and fun to troll.


  • “Ps. I do appreciate your work on the show. And I still want to watch it. But I can’t anymore. And I’m not the only one. That’s disappointing” 

Im positive your the only one bruh….wait…nevermind, there will always be crazy rabid fangirls like you in every fandom you see. You appreciate his work so much that this is the second time you complain about either the girls or a shipping. Hell it had to do with the show. That I remember…wait, i have a screen shot of it.. 

Not joking, her second time. Which is why I have a feeling… Well at least she was a bit more mature this time…((And yeah, I just did that sh*t))

No someone bullying a writer and a creator of a show is disappointing. Along with fans like you who take this kinda crap way to seriously. Like bruh, take a pill, drink some ice water, and chill.


This is literally sad. Brandon cant even joke about this kinda crap without one of you fans making this into a sensitive sob fest, let alone stand up for himself without being gained up on without others knowing the FULL story, 

seriously?!

 I take bullying very seriously and hearing that Ciro and Brandon are being bullied, over this Ramona bullsh*t? Really? Its not their fault you dont like it! So why even bother? Do you not have a life outside of the internet? Im just wondering. Sometime this fandom, just…really amazes me sometimes, and not the good kind…

 I love you guys, THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. But the actions you guys do sometimes, it just breaks my heart…

Welcome to the horrid Internet Miki. 


Well this can go badly for me, or positively for me…whelp nice knowing ya Miki!

Anyways,

Discussion: Here

Hate: Here


As usual

FOETUS TO THE MAX A'IGHT

tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

i think someones been doin the marrajuanna

I MEAN LIKE FOETUS BRED WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER JUST LOOK AT THAT MUSHROOM

Y SO SIRIUS BRAD THIS ISNT YOUR JAIL PHOTO OR ANYHING

OH BRAD YOU REBEL PULLIN THE MIDDLE FINGER N ALL

IM PEEING OMG BRAD AND HIS CLIQUE  LOL THEYRE ALL CHAVS 

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vullo  asked:

TELL ME ABOUT ARTHUR whhat is hi s deal what happen

okay let me preface this by saying i have watched this video about 20 times now at least„ so hopefully i can pull enough stuff to clear things up for people

first things first, the song (ghost) initially seems like its more about lewis, because, you know, hes kind of literally a ghost? and some of the lines definitely are more focused on him but a lot of the song focuses on arthur as well, so ill try to grab both screencaps and lyrics to help clarify

im gonna start at the flashback for the sake of chronological order and getting the motives and whatnot out of the way

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anonymous asked:

Aicosu save me! I have a job interview coming up pretty soon and I'm pretty nervous about it... Any tips on rocking interviews/following up?

-Practice talking in your car. PRACTICE WHILE SMILING. Then if you have time, sing OUT LOUD a couple of your favorite songs. Loosen yourself up, get used to speaking and relax your face. You want to seem almost casual with them. Instead of acting like you are going to an interview, pretend you are someone interviewing THEM about what their job is like, and what the company does. Seriously, pretend you are a journalist or some shit. It gives the exact kind of demeanor they like and it relaxes your nerves. 

-Get there an hour early. No for real. You have no idea what parking/finding the place/traffic will be like. Just be there an hour early, and come inside/call on them 15 minutes early. 

-Shake hands, ask them to repeat their name AND THEIR POSITION even if you heard it the first time. I always repeat it. “Jim? Marketing or Design? Oh, okay great.” It makes you seem pro. Dont know why, people just like it. 

-Bring copies of your resume, cv, and references. And a digital/traditional version of your portfolio. Even if you know they already have it, seen it, bring way more. Like 20 more. You never know who else will join the interview or how much they suck at printing shit. YOU WANT TO BE ULTRA PREPARED and when they arent it makes you look even better. ARTISTS: If you have a tablet with your portfolio, work, etc, great – but bring a traditional portfolio too. Then give them the option of which to look at. This earns major brownie points.EVERY PIECE in your portfolio should be no older than 2 yrs and you should have 12 pieces to show, no more or less really. ALSO THEY SHOULD ALL BE THE SAME ORIENTATION. If you are constantly flipping sideways and back up to look at work YOUR DOING IT WRONG STOP–orientate that shit my friend

-ASK QUESTIONS. When they get to the part where they ask if you have questions, ask these things even if you dont care or give a fuck; “Can you explain the branch structure of your buisness? As in, how many departments there are and how they communicate?” “Who would I directly be responding to in this position?” “Is there room to learn new skills in this position?” “Any room for growth within your company?” “What does a regular day in this position look like? What sort of daily tasks are expected?”  And do not be afraid to ask about MONNEEEYYYY. Ask the rate dammit, ask if its salary or hourly. You dont have to wait until you get the job to ask this. ASK NOOWSASK NOWW. Also a great time to ask about scheduling. 

AND REMEMBER: 

EVERYONE IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM WANTS YOU TO SUCCEED.

Literally everyone wants you to be the right fit so they can stop looking for people. You want the same thing. No one wants you to fail. Take a deep breath, and be yourself. Because if you put on an act in the interview and go in the first day having to put on an act for that job everyday you’ll be miserable. 

anonymous asked:

Hey Jax what do you think are the Best incarnations of the Ninja Turtles from the 1987, 2003, and 2012 shows? Like Best Leo, best Mikey, Best Donnie, and Best Raph if that makes sense? Just curious. Love the blog, new follower

Oh sure I dont mind answering this. I’ve answered it before in massive post so I’ll just go off that. 

Lets start with Leonardo

Leonardo 1987: This version of Leo was the charming superhero save the day type. He was always helpful and always wanted to do good things. He also got very carried away with things like readin, playing video games, etc. But he was still a very likable character. 


Leonardo 2003: This version of Leo was probably the most well-developed so far of the 3 versions. He was very serious and focused on his training but when you see the hell he went through you understand why. Hell he gets a permanent part of his shell removed and he is so dedicated to protecting his family you can’t help but feel for the guy. He was also an extreme badass in combat.

Leonardo 2012: This Leo is definitely more like an actual teenager than the other 2. He’s a big nerd and loves anime and star trek knock offs. He is a still a badass though (especially in the season 2 finale). Sometimes he can be a bit of a jerk though but its understandable when your brothers don’t listen to you and other times its cause he IS a teenager and acts like it. Seeing him cope with his injury and overcome it in this season is making me like him more and more and he’s really becoming a Badass

Winner: My favorite is definitely the 2003 Leo still, after you see what he goes through and how he overcomes it I cant help but root for him.

Michelangelo 1987: Okay I’m just gonna say it. I friggin love this Mikey. He’s so likable, he’s so funny and HIS FRIGGIN VOICE! I absolutely love Surfer voices. “CHYAH DUDE COWABUNGA” No one can give a battle cry like this Michelangelo. Cowabunga became a household saying when I was a kid at the beach and pool. The only bad thing I can say about this mikey is the fact they took his nunchucks away in later seasons cause they were “too violent” and replaced them with a grappling hook which was lame.


Michelangelo 2003: I liked the fact this Mikey was one of the most competent fighters out of all the turtles. He was creative and had a spider-man way of talking so much his enemies could not concentrate…especially Raph. Though he had many negative qualities. Don’t get me wrong I love Mikey but this one would always make corny jokes and references and then brag how he is was a champion in an Inter-dimensional tournament. That got really irritating at times.

Michelangelo 2012: Greg Cipes was perfectly cast as Michelangelo. He was born to be him and this Mikey is a pretty fun and a likable dude. The only gripe I have with this Mikey is they make him to be a straight out idiot at times, like he needs someone to hold his hand. That is my one gripe with him. Mikey is my fav and I get that he likes to goof around but he should always have a filter of when its right to and when to be serious. They’ve been fixing that through the season so I’m not too worried and he always comes through in the end.

Winner: Come on dudes it goes to the 80s Michelangelo, To me this is the greatest interpretation of Mikey we’ve had so far and GOD I LOVE HIS VOICE. No one can say Cowabunga like him. I had the biggest Geek out moment when the 2012 brought back the 1987 turtles and we heard Townsend Coleman say his Iconic Cowabunga!! Best Mikey EVER!

Donatello 1987 and 2003: Honestly when I go back and rewatch both series they come off as pretty similar. Though 1987 Donnie wanted to be accepted by the whole world while 2003 Don didn’t and just cared for making inventions to expand his knowledge and to help his brothers. Though 2003 did become a main focus of the later seasons as he was trying so hard to get splinter back.

Donatello 2012: This Donnie is very eccentric and excitable and he’s madly in love with April (eecchhh not a fan of that). He’s always making inventions like the previous 2 but his main focus is to make retro mutagen to stop the Kraang. Honestly some episodes he can really get on my nerves but one episode I really loved him in was the Episode THE PULVERIZER where he was teaching Timothy how to use a Bo Staff and how to train for Ninjitsu.

Winner: to be blunt This is just a Tie

Raphael 1987: This Raph is waaayyy different than the other 2. He’s still cynical but he’s comedic with it. He’s very similar to Michelangelo and is constantly breaking the 4th wall. He also has some of the best one liners in the series. Even though he’s different from the other 2 I like him and later on in the series they tried to make him more aggressive than the others.

 

Raphael 2003: This Raph was like the Wolverine of the series, Always loved to fight and was constantly training. Also he was such a badass and Mikey called him their secret weapon. He also has that tough Brooklyn accent which I loved they gave the 1st Live Action movie one.


Raphael 2012: This Raph has his ups and his downs to me. On one hand he is one of if not the strongest fighter(s) on the group and is a great asset to the team. But on the other hand this Raph can just be a straight up jerkish bully sometimes and I hate that. I mean some episodes he is a straight up DICK. If he’s angry I get it but I don’t like him picking on his bros the way he does. I know he is growing as a character so I can’t fault him too much and he’s becoming more and more likable as the series goes on. Especially when he was helping Leo after his injury. He does care for his brothers a lot so I still like the dude.

Winner: 2003 Raph because he’s just a badass and he’s a lot like the 1st live action movie raph which was my favorite incarnation of him. Plus he got away with this……

OH NO HE DIDNT!!