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100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 4

It’s amazing to see how much we can create together, my amigos. Here’s part 4.

  1. “Look, I might be evil but even I have standards.”
  2. “Do your parents know you’re dating Death?” “No, I promised we wouldn’t get back together after he broke up with me the first time.”
  3. “Wait why am I naked and covered in cheese?”
  4. “Good god, that cake is fuckin stale and dry mate!!” “Just like how you are recently? Gee, thanks.”
  5. "There is always time for a high-five.”
  6. “Karen, what would ever posses you to find me here.”
  7. “Oh my god, put that man down! Come on, let’s go get you some REAL food.”
  8. “A demonic sugar glider?”
  9. “People always say they never thought they would be here but I absolutely did.”
  10. “And I thought I was a bit weird. But you! You are insane!”
  11. “So your hair knows kung-fu? Ha, that’s nothing! MY hair knows HAIR-ATE!” (You know, as in karate) (This used to be an insider between me and a friend…)
  12. “One day, darling, you and I are going to conquer the Universe not just our world.”
  13. “Did you seriously think they wouldn’t notice when their humans went missing?!”
  14. “Well, maybe next time you should consider that not everyone wants to be woken up at four in the morning by a- what IS that, anyway?!”
  15. “Now, how exactly did your foot get stuck in the barrel?”
  16. “I hope you realize what you’re doing. This forest never ends, you know that, right?”
  17. “You can’t just kill someone and then make it all better by saying sorry!”
  18. “Why the fuck is my cat levitating?!” “He said he wanted to feel what flying was”
  19. “You’re trying to tell me you killed three men…with a microphone?”
  20. “Hang on, are you a John Wick fan?”
  21. “IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING!” “And?” “ I have a strict no murder rule until eight. Call me then.”
  22. “I did realize you were going to be naked the whole time”
  23. “Ok, I understand you like animals, but you can’t just bring a tiger into the apparent without asking!”
  24. “I…I didn’t want you to find out like this. I’m so sorry.”
  25. “OH MY GOD CATHERINE! I JUST SAW A NARWHAL! I’M TELLING YOU, I SAW A FREAKIN’ WHALE UNICORN!”
  26. “I gotta go, I left my toaster in the oven!
  27. "Why is there a gaggle of fancy buisness men on my front lawn?”
  28. “Can you please stop referring to me as ____! That’s not my name!” “Then what is?” “I don’t know!”
  29. *Sarcastic* “Yeah, sure. I won’t at all mind being your footslave.” “Oh, goody! I knew you’d agree!” “Wait, what?”
  30. “When are you going to give up on this whole ‘evil’ thing?” “When it stops being so much fun!”
  31. “You didnt say to KILL the man!” “WELL I DIDNT SAY NOT TOO”
  32. “Mum, Dad… I’m gay.” “That’s nice, honey, but now is not the right time!”
  33. “Take a look at your soul and consider your life choices! Oh wait, that’s right! You don’t fucking have a soul!” “Oh, god, just go drown in a bathtub of syrup why don’t ya?”
  34. “I kindly ask you to please quit making your heart stop. It’s creeping me out!” “So… Y-You were sleeping in a coffin” “Yeah I’m used to it” “Are you a vampire or what?! How can someone get used to sleep in a coffin?” “No I’m used to sleep I never said that I’m used to sleep in a freaking coffin!”
  35. “Darling I love you, more than I can ever express in words…. But please stop teaching chickens necromancy.”
  36. “I wanted to know why you stole souls, not your melodramatic backstory…”
  37. “I really wish that old white man would stop rubbing his nipples at me”
  38. “You know it is written: Do not summon Satan, right ?”
  39. “Look around, what is this?” “My room?” “No, this is pathetic.”
  40. “I’ve been a professor for 20 years, and yet still my greatest secret hasn’t been revealed–I can’t read.”
  41. “Our souls don’t belong in these 'human’ bodies, every one of us is implanted here from another galaxy, and this has been the case for a thousand years. No one knows what 'actual humans’ are like without us inhabiting them.”
  42. “Did you just create a portal in time and space to pull another version of yourself into this world so I have to deal with another annoying idiot?” “No but thanks for the idea.”
  43. “You’re bleeding?!” “Nah, I’m frolicing in a field of flowers - yes I’m bleeding!”
  44. “Let me get this straight. I tell you that I make a decent omelette and you somehow equate that to qualification for piloting a spaceship?”
  45. “It’s the weekend! Let’s hit the town! See a concert, redo our wardrobes, get high, start a crime ring, I don’t know.”
  46. “Keep running, you’ve only got 4HP!”
  47. “This is clearly your first time. Stop screaming already, you’ll wake the neighbors!”
  48. “Has anyone seen the outdoors?” “What the fuck is an outdoors?”
  49. “Why do I feel like this again, I thought we were done with this?”
  50. “Look, as much as I like to hang out with you, I’ve gotta go and save the earth. Toodles!”
  51. “Have you seen?… oh shit”
  52. “Two questions: one, how many matches do you have, and two, where do you keep your socks?”
  53. “Because fuck surveys, that’s why!”
  54. “Stop yelling out the window or the koalas will rip your face off!”
  55. “I guess when I heard 'Night of Debauchery’… I didn’t picture muffins on your pajamas.”
  56. “Honey, you can’t keep throwing people to the pit of pain and despair just because they don’t like choc mint ice cream.”
  57. “Oh, no honey, put that back…”
  58. “It’s going to be too late, you know. It’s always too late.”
  59. “Hey, so, uh… I’m in trouble…” “What did you do this time?” “I got stranded in Wales….. again…”
  60. “OK, but… how do we get the dog out of a hole in space in time exactly?”
  61. “Aren’t people supposed to grow instead of shrink ?”
  62. “Wait. You’re aroused?” “Why would that surprise you?” “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  63. "I pay your taxes”
  64. “No, ____. We did not raise our hamster like this.”
  65. “You can’t run from your own shadow(s), what makes you think you can run from theirs?”
  66. “You adopted… a dog?” “Mate, that’s not a dog.”
  67. “And at this moment, he decided to punch himself in the face.” “Narrator, listen, I know you’ve been with me my whole life, but you’re a huge jerk.”
  68. “Why didn’t you tell me it was a portal BEFORE we ended up here?”
  69. “Is that…the Mona Lisa.” “…Yes…” “What did I say to you about stealing priceless artifacts!?” “…That I had to take you with me next time.” “Exactly!”
  70. “Yes, I agree, magic is pretty cool. But did you really have to use it for THIS?”
  71. “Despite the fact that was epic, you’re still suspended”
  72. “Chill, dad it’s not what you think it is!” “Well it looks like you’re making out with the demon your grandma banished to cellar…WHY IS HE IN YOUR ROOM?”
  73. “If you truly love me you’ll let me-OH FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?”
  74. “Spoon”
  75. “What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a Million worlds.The ___ and the ___ have all but exhausted the the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. Both sides, now crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This is a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome is…“
  76. ”… I’m going back to bed. You brought it here, you can deal with the mammoth yourself.“
  77. "Is the food supposed to be moving?”
  78. “You mean to tell me that in the two minutes I was gone,  you bombed a minor country,  got married to a stripper,  and assassinated a world leader?!”
  79. “Is that a unicorn???? EATING MY BEEF JERKY?!”
  80. “Do I get to dream about you again tonight?”
  81. “Well now I have to change clothes AGAIN!”
  82. “All of this was because of a… OF A PLUSHIE?!” “Well…Yeah?” “Great, how are we going to get out of jail now?!”
  83. “So…you gonna tell me why my brother is upside down and why you’re wearing my purple thong?”
  84. “Did you really have to burn down another Cracker Barrel?”
  85. “Sir, that’s impossible, you can’t do that.” “IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?!?!”
  86. “We need to invade Portugal.” “…Sure, why not?”
  87. “Did you divide by zero?! YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL”
  88. “Stand down, Milady, this is a matter between gentlemen with mustaches.”
  89. “Next time you get arrested I am NOT paying your bail” “That’s a lie and you know it.” “….”
  90. “I thought you were dead.” “So did I”
  91. “John dont flush the dog down the toilet”
  92. “What did I say again about resurrecting dictators??”
  93. “Cucumbers are NOT pets… what do you mean, you ate him??”
  94. “Are you and God seriously fighting right now? And what happened to Satan?”
  95. “Are ferrets supposed to be blue??”
  96. “I’m the protagonist? Well I guess that explains why I look like about a thousand other people.”
  97. “Why do I do this to myself?”
  98. “Stop eating your tortilla chips with ketchup. It’s unattractive.”
  99. “How do you eat an entire cheese wheel in one sitting?”
  100. “Why are God and Satan moving in with us?”

Let’s make one more ‘100 Dialogue Prompts’ list together. Leave a comment with your prompt below. Don’t forget the double quotes “”. And as always, only one prompt per amigo! Also, here is your random Dutch word of the day: pindakaas

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Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Ep 21 REVIEW

Note: These are just my thoughts and opinions and I am not trying to change someone’s POV or opinion. :D

One of the topics I’m going to talk about will be divided in to 8 parts for better understanding. Lets get on with it

1. Sasuke as a father/husband

I want to talk about his facial expressions 

This is Sasuke we are talking about, before his is a person full of hatred and only wants revenge, but  you can clearly see the REGRET, PAIN and SADNESS on his facial expressions. He changed a lot ever since he was saved and freed from the curse of hatred.He is deeply affected by it.

We can also see in this picture how he reflected from his actions. He was about to hurt her own daughter and regretted that action.

I also love this part 

Am i the only one who sees the shadow of Itachi in Sasuke? Itachi sacrificed himself for the sake of the future and the entire village, just like what sasuke is doing right now. It’s also for the safety of his family. Imagine not seeing your family for many years and your travelling alone. He really is a father right now and I still can’t believe it.

We also get to see this gentle side of him, like before he push those people away from him haha

And this scene, he admitted his mistakes and that he is not a perfect father and is responsible on why sarada acted that way, he is not blaming anyone but only himself. He used to be an arrogant and pride type kind of brat though. So this is a huge character development for him.

Another eyesmex for SASUSAKU <3

2. Sarada’s Sharingan

SARADA AWAKENED THE SHARINGAN IN AN EARLY AGE!! WHAATTT!! SP is playing with my feelings. I guess that would explain this:

I definitely would love to see Sarada awakening her sharingan when she was a child, that would maybe explain why she wore glasses and the time when she had a fever in the gaiden. Remember when himawari awakened her byakugan and boruto said she had a fever later on that day. Damn, cant wait for this arc to be finished haha.

I REALLY LIKE SARADA’S VOICE ACTRESS,, KOKORO KIKUCHI. She was able to portray sarada’s character really well. Especially at the end scene where she shouted “Mamaaa”.

3. Sakura as a mother/wife

DAMMNNNNN SAKURA WAS A BADASS, you better not mess with mamakura especially when you hurt her family and of course naruto hahaha.. Look at shin’s face after she punched him. 

LOL HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

DEARY YOU ARE NOT. This was sakura admitting her mistake even though in reality it wasn’t her fault, Sasuke and Sakura chose to sacrifice, instead of having a normal family for the sake of the future and peace. Since “peace is secured through greater huge sacrifices” - Naruto. She did everything she could, heck, she’s a mother that works and does household chores ALONE. I really dont understand those people who watches/loves naruto series but is ignorant about Sakura. 

4. Uchiha Family

Sasuke and Sakura doesn’t need words to know how to other feels. Basically in this panel in my point of view only. Sasuke was saying in his mind “I’m a failure as a father, I’ve hurt Sarada,go comfort her, I’m sorry for all the things I’ve done” while Sakura was saying “It’s alright, everything is gonna be okay, I understand don’t worry” you can see in the panel that sakura was being positive despite of what is happening to their family.

In my understanding, if we look at Sasuke’s POV this was him being sad and broken for he cannot comfort Sarada himself but Sakura can. It hurt him to see sarada being that way but he can’t do anything, i think this was the purpose of the scene it was to emphasize that Sasuke as father is struggling how to interact with sarada. Although, i honestly i admit, i don’t really understand the purpose of this scene.

I also love the way how sakura then comforted sarada and reasurring her that everything now is gonna be okay. 

5. “Sasuke and Naruto in their weakened state” -this is what other people said not me

I’ve seen some people especially in youtube that hates this scene because both of them were so weak even though they had destructible god like powers.

First of all, Naruto and Sasuke wasn’t able to move because of Shin’s ability to restrain them while they are pierced by a blade that he marked. Secondly, sasuke was weakened or doesn’t have enough chakra to perform susanoo or greater jutsu because he hasn’t recovered yet due to the reason he was travelling from another dimension.

As we can see, he doesn’t have the tomoe in his rinnegan. But those are people doesn’t have any idea what happened in the manga. So i understand and we can’t blame them. Although sometimes, they lack reading comprehension. 

6. TEAM 7

We get to see them again!! wohoooo.. really love..They are in their badass moves. Though, the upcoming episodes will be more amazing.

Sarada deary you just dont know how your parents and uncle naruto worked together to defeat kaguya and how deadly this team can be when group together. hahahahaha..

7.  Chou chou 

Awwwhhhhh chou chou, i just can’t help but adore this kid she’s such a cute cinnamon roll. She’s not even afraid of Sasuke and just went and grabbed his hand and even naruto’s clothes LOL.

8. Hokage Summit

I actually talked about this in my other post here it is:

https://naruto-nerd-anime-lover.tumblr.com/post/164521342590/theory-about-sarada-awakening-her-sharingan

Over all, i love the episode mostly because i love the way how the SP was able to add more scenes and will be revealed later on because i kinda felt like the manga is rushed because of course kishi can only draw limited pages but i still love kishi. And yo, the music at sasuke and sarada’s reunion i played it over and over again, its in the youtube actually though the version is different, instead of a female voice in the new ep its only instrumental but they are still the same. Its actually called  Boruto OST 1 - Track 24 - Aibo (Patience)

And the voice actors people, gosh, they really did a great job. Sasuke’s voice (sugiyama) is really soft. And sakura’s (chie) voice has matured to motherly way. even sarada (kikuchi) my they have such amazing talents.

Until on my next review. Have a nice day!! :D

These same tears, they dry up on my skin and continue to come back down again.
Through thick and thin, we’ve seen it all. Though the blood leaving your palms were not mine, I still saved the drowning seas for us.
The tears you gave me are on someone else’s hands and the love I gave you is in her cold heart that you claim to love.
But some nights when it’s just me and no one else, some nights when even the tears run dry, you’re all that I have and it’s just messed up because it’s not the same for you.
And those nights are darker than your words but they kept me alive, except when you would say goodbye.
And when I leave you with hello, hello– I kiss hell onto earth and ask the volcanoes to whisper your name in soot and ash.
If I could have it any other way, I could have loved you, I would have loved you, I should have loved you and if we don’t ever see each other again, at least we left the roses with the best kind of red.
But you were the moon and oh that could not be, I was just a star waiting to be found by you.
If I am the moon, then I am the empty kind. If you are a star, you are sky full. If you are love, then you are all that I’d want to know.
But if you’re the sun then I may think twice about how I will love you–
So I think I will love your edges because the core of you will burn all the love I want to give you.
If I am made from fire and you are made from ice, if our hearts touched, do you think we could fit the ocean into a wine glass? Play bits of me that I can’t forget. Tell me that you love me just to leave, tell me that you want me just to not need me.
I wander the streets looking for nothing, no expectations, no surprises, no friendships, no lovers, no sympathy, no empathy, I look for myself within lostness and some days, I just ache to be with myself for myself.
But I don’t want to be so alone. The streets get so cold and wandering down them gets too old. I’m starting to count the stars one by one but it wouldn’t be that lonely if you were only alive in my mind.
There is a still painting inside of my chest that’s being finished by souls that linger to skin like smoke that wasn’t supposed to be inhaled and oxygen that we refused to exhale, find me where I’m lonely and ask me if I feel loved.
And there is rain inside my heart but I still dont know where the shade stands so I sit in the rain hoping you’ll still see my tears, it’s very cold and I searched for warmness in every person but I still feel as lonely as ever.
There is love to be made, hearts to fix and people to hide behind– if I keep my feelings to myself and never open up, do I die lonely or do I live as a loner?
Instead of showing people the paintings I’ve created, I stored them in a book where I tapped all the rose petals you left behind. Onced they grew out of my book and made thorns outside of it and now I can’t seem to open it even if I have the deepest words to write down.
But I ask death if kisses could revive us, like if I could dig inside of us for a second, I would kill to feel something, I want to feel something other than this sick and twisted version of forever after.
So I drew red paint on my skin and see if my skin would turn color, to see if I could feel a color. They said red represents love but it could mean many things if you’re alone.
Love is red, as red as the sun, loneliness is blue when I’m thinking of you and yes, it’s true, being alone and away from the pack means we’ve placed meaning carried onto our backs with a heart like that, pale purple, black and bruised, if I admittedly hated on you, just know that once upon a time I didn’t want to leave you, you were mine and I was yours.
As much as I made excuses for the way you hurt me I have to say that I never left you, even if you always left with a goodbye under the welcome mat , I’m still waiting for your call. I’m still waiting for your rain to show up in front of my window.
And if all that is left is a tiny flame and ashes, I will dance in obsidian and prepare a warm welcome to the shadows the die within, the light the withers within your grasp, the love that’s undying shall die at last.
So I will plant flowers in our casket and dump all the love poems I wrote that you never got to read, I have so many dreams that you never got to see.
How did we end up back with love? Even loneliness leads back to love, even pain leads back to love, baby, every road leads back to you.
Every storm I went through, the wind directed me down the same road–
Every heartbreak I went though, I always came crying to you.
And if there was a way to fix things, maybe go back to when we didn’t need to fix things, do you that’s why people like to fix things? I’ve been so keen with repeating myself, a fixation. I can’t fix you if you’re the reason as to why I feel broken.
People I say I don’t know you
They say I’ve been loving a person he pretends to be
I think I loved the ghost you left behind, maybe thats why it feels so cold every time you leave.
And shoulders become the Himalayas and hearts become the Gobi desert and lovers become something we’ve said farewell to.
You also left behind your favorite words and the funny thing was, you were every meaning of each word.
You left behind the stories you made and now I’m trying to figure out the ending.
The ending is a page that I’ve rewritten with my tears, the ocean doesn’t drown anyone, it’s just taking us home.
And the beginning was filled with laughs and questions.
Now, the laughs turned into memories and the questions were answered.
And sometimes, the answer is just the right amount of how you left my heart– wanting more.
But I will wonder, I will wonder where you will go
Maybe I’ll find you in the places where you love to hide–
But you pushed me away every time.
But I will wander, I will wander where you’ve left my mind–
Maybe I’ll find you in my heart where I’ve hidden you
But that’s the thing,
I broke my own heart
by openly loving you.
So I’ll search in all the broken pieces that are scattered all over the floor , with the only thing I have left– my tears.
So I’ve searched, I’ve searched, I’ve searched, I’ve searched– A lost, a maze, a field of dead flowers, I have lost my way in this maze next to the bees, I’ve been stung, I’ve been broken– but still I search for you.
—  x.x. & k.c.
My Tony Stark Master List:

Well, I finished Tony. It only took me 2 whole days, but here is every Tony Stark Imagine/FF I’ve ever posted. (Stories that are Multi-Avenger will be on a different list.)

  • Phony Stark and the Beautiful Barista - Tony X Pepper Potts - Words:674
    Tony has had enough of the troublesome barista at Stark Industries who can’t seem to get his name right.
  • Bookstore Mayhem - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 709
    Reader just wanted to go to the bookstore for her birthday, that’s all. But Tony manages to make even that into an adventure.
  • Untitled - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 451
    Tony Stark has been working late into the night and his family misses him. Reader tries to put her foot down when the kids ask to sleep in the bed, but they end up getting their way.
  • Future Mrs. Stark -  Arranged Marriage AU - Tony Stark x Reader
    Part 1 (Words: 868) Part 2 (Words: 583)
    For her birthday reader’s parents surprise her by explaining they have arranged a marriage between her and her best friend Tony Stark.
  • Untitled - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 757
    Reader is short and Tony is worried she is going to hurt herself one day, constantly climbing up on the counter or using books as stools to reach over her head.
  • Liquid Courage - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 901
    During a friendly drinking competition reader works up enough courage to confesses to Tony how she really feels about him.
  • I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 674
    Reader thinks the’ll play a prank on Tony by holding his hand with their freezing cold one, but the prank backfires when Tony doesn’t let go.
  • Is That My Shirt? - Tony Stark Version - Words: 144
    Part of an “Is that my shirt” compilation where reader gets caught in various scenarios wearing an Avenger’s recognizable shirt.
  • Absolutely No Science - Tony Stark (No Pairing) Words: 338
    After Tony Stark blows up one too many microwaves, Steve puts the reader in charge of making sure Tony is using his Scientific knowledge in the best way, not just blowing stuff up.
  • His Number One Rule - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 1048
    Tony Stark has one rule: No one sleeps over after a party. What happens when he breaks his number one rule for Reader??
  • Who You Gonna Call? - Tony Stark X Steve Rogers - Words: 951
    Ghostbuster 2 AU where Tony goes to rescue their baby but in the end needs to be saved by Steve.
  • Starks Dont Fail - Dad!Tony X Reader - Words: 957
    Reader is Tony Stark’s Daughter who fails their first school assignment. She goes to his office at Stark Industries with the intention of getting the unavoidable lecture over with. In the end it turns out all the years of Howard’s taunting have turned Tony into an incredibly supportive father.
  • Birthday Surprise - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 2010
    Tony Enlists Bruce & Peter to help him prepare a birthday surprise for the Reader!
  • Tiny Sweaters - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 473
    It’s delivery day and Tony is trying to help coax the reader through the pain by reminding them about all the adorable little outfits they can soon dress their son in!
  • Ask Me Again - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 1137
    Tony proposes to the reader multiple times and it takes to Sokavian Accords to get her to finally come around to the idea.
  • And if I Say No? - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 911
    Reader gets kidnapped by HYDRA during a mission and Tony realizes he can’t imagine his life without her.
  • Flu Season - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 554
    Reader is sick, but knows her boss can’t afford to have her missing work. He needs her. So she goes in sick, but ends up being driven to the hospital by Mr. Stark.
  • From This Moment - Songfic! - Tony Stark X Reader - Words: 508
    Tony and Reader are fighting over the car radio. When things get out of hand, reader sings him their song to put him in a better mood.
  • Valentine’s Day with Tony Stark Would Include - Listicle - Tony X Reader
  • Am I in Charge? - Zootopia AU -  Tony Stark & Steve Rogers Words:554
    Basically a mix of Judy and Nick’s dialog from the press conference in Zootopia, mixed with a press conference I imagine was held in the MCU after Bruce Banner and Thor disappeared.
  • Spider Son - Dad!Tony x Reader & Son!Peter Parker - Words: 997
    Tony and his wife (Reader) find out their son in Spiderman.
  • Paintball Pregnancy - Tony Stark x Pregnant! Reader - Words: 1044
    Tony and the Reader wanted to have a unique gender reveal party and that is definitely what they get!
  • Castle Kisses and Princess Proposals - Tony Stark X Reader -
    Words: 879

    Tony and Reader are on a vacation at Disney World and she has been forcing him to pose for annoying couply photos the whole trip, but there’s one photo op he doesn’t mind posing for!
  • Jealous Eyes - Tony Stark X Reader OR Steve Rogers x Reader
    Part One: Steve gets jealous of Tony & Reader’s friendship on the night she plans to tell him that she is pregnant.
    Tony’s Ending (Words: 1203 )  Steve’s Ending (Words: 1121)
  • After Easter Egg Hunt - Tony Stark x Reader - Words: 1222
    Only Tony Stark would propose to his girlfriend in such an eleborate way. And it’s well past Easter!

Why I started shipping Snowbarry

I started shipping Snowbarry after watching S01E12 of the Flash. This particular episode gave Barry and Caitlin a chance to spend some time together outside Star Labs and it was so lovely. They were not on a date but their chemistry could’ve fooled everyone in the bar and Linda Park actually acknowledged this when she asked Barry if Caitlin was his girlfriend. They just flowed perfectly together and Barry was such a perfect gentleman which was so great to watch coz before this episode, Barry had been portrayed as a wobbly dork that didn’t know anything about girls. This was clearly not the case in that episode since Barry totally knew how to handle Caitlin and even got Linda’s number without asking for it. Barry was just so cute and everything he and Caitlin did together in that episode was just so adorable! By the time he took her home and saved her from “that evil dress” I was so touched and I instantly wanted them to be together. When I thought that episode couldn’t get any cuter than it already was, Caitlin asked Barry if he took a peak at her goods and his response was magnificent and then he stayed with her until she fell asleep and that was when Snowbarry became my first and only OTP. Snowbarry means a lot to me. I wish the writers had given them a chance to be a couple before WestAllen became official. Even now, after all this time, I still hope that they will become a couple sometime in the future even if they’re not going to be endgame. I need to see this ship sail one day and I’m not going to give up on them. For now, I’ll just be enjoying their beautiful friendship. To all the people wandering why a POC prefers a white couple over an interracial one, I can understand your confusion. The reason why I don’t ship WestAllen is because I don’t like some of the creative choices that surround their story arc. For instance, I don’t like the fact that they’re basically adoptive siblings and they still ended up becoming a couple. The writers should have gotten rid of that dynamic after Flashpoint but for some reason, they didn’t. I also don’t like the fact that Iris tried to ruin Barry’s relationship with Linda, i still don’t understand why she tried to do that to another WoC. I also dont like some of the things that have been teased about them like the fact that Iris doesn’t want to try to get Barry out of the speed force and she’ll start a fight with him over who should be team leader, that doesn’t even make any sense. I don’t think I can ever ship the Flash tv show’s version of WestAllen. There are too many bad decisions surrounding that couple. However, I truly enjoyed Barry’s relationship with Linda (I wish they lasted longer than they did in S01) and I am not opposed to any possible relationship between him and Meena Dhawan (if it ever happens). I really don’t have a problem with interracial couples and I don’t believe that not shipping them automatically makes a person racist or anti-black or a supporter of racism unless that person is already clearly racist, anti-black or a supporter of racism. People like that should be utterly dealt with. To be honest, if the writers of the upcoming Flash movie do a good job with their version of WestAllen, I will most definitely ship WestAllen wholeheartedly. As for the Flash tv show, I am and will always be Team Snowbarry. BTW, if anyone insults me for posting this I will block you. If you have any questions ask me nicely.

my highlights list of Owl City songs

maybe you’ve only heard like “fireflies” and you dont have shit taste and aren’t a coward and so you’ve always hoped i’d make a list of imo extra standout owl city songs; maybe i just wanted to make something like this list even though i didnt try that hard to cut it down and it would change every day and i dont think i dislike any of his songs and could give reasons why i especially like some element of pretty much each of them

Assuming Everyone’s Also Heard: VANILLA TWILIGHT (Ocean Eyes), GOOD TIME (The Midsummer Station)
they’re both amazing. vanilla twilight is intense and good for when you’re looking at a nice sunset and feeling brave. shaq is in the music video. that carly rae jepsen and adam young happened to team up was a great move by whoever initiated it, and good time is iconic, and there’s a version where carly rae jepsen is also singing the chorus and its better but i dont really know how to search for it in particular because its otherwise identical

***HELLO SEATTLE*** (Ocean Eyes)
this was on the radio too so it couldve gone in the above section but it needs its own. im not sure i’d say this is officially my favorite owl city song but if someone hadnt heard anything by owl city this is the one i’d choose to represent his entire vibe and be the first impression. and you’d think nobody could possibly remix it but adam young himself did and its fantastic and relatable even though the only lyrics are the occasional words “hello seattle.” technically the first version of this song is on the album “of june” and theyre both good but i like the ocean eyes version best

DESIGNER SKYLINE (Of June)
the most upbeat song on the album probably. adam young is very very good at lyrics and some elements of this include his imagery, rhythm, alliteration, wordplay, and general ability to make the words in a song both euphonic in the sound along but also be very Pretty content wise. ok im most serious about how good he is with lyrics so maybe i’ll be more concise after this one

FUZZY BLUE LIGHTS (Of June)
owl city songs aren’t depressing or even really Sad even when they’re sad (w/ some exceptions…cough silhouette) but they’re good if you are / have been a Sad Person Who Lives In Their Head because thats what a lot of the songs are about / the perspective theyre from. this one sounds like that and also like an overcast day

***IF MY HEART WAS A HOUSE*** (Ocean Eyes)
the Best love song of the whole discography imo. it goes hard as fuck. i don’t date but for the duration of this song i have a gf/bf/nb-f

THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG (Ocean Eyes)
one of the best and another one of the best love songs. im especially partial to the winter theme now o course. this super cool thing happens in the middle with amazing lyrics and this volume effect. the instrumental versions of this and if my heart was a house are also killer

ANGELS (All Things Bright And Beautiful)
adam young loves jesus a whole lot; this song is about literal christian angels. i love the alliteration of the lines “in the dust on the cellar staircase / a pair of footprints followed me / i saw a flicker in the fake fireplace”. not many owl city songs are from both an upbeat perspective AND have upbeat music, and this one’s chorus really goes for it. adam y.’s pretty excited about jesus stuff i think and so when he channels that in songs especially about jesus, it’s pretty energetic. but for the most part his songs arent overtly christian save maybe some passing references, so if thats a concern dont worry

***GALAXIES*** (ATBAB)
for example, this one definitely has a jesus line. but this is just one of the references to an unspecified “he” which means it could also just be interpreted as gay. (owl city belongs to the gays btw) and this really is a song to go ham to and listen to it with stereo speakers because one of my fave parts relies on that. the intro is a bit jarring because the outro of “january 28, 1986” is meant to transition into this one

DEMENTIA (The Midsummer Station)
i’d put this as a highlight but recognize its coz its a personal fave. it sounds like it would be incredibly depressing of course but it has nothing to do with actual dementia thank god. it’s a love song and very upbeat in both sound and content. i’m hugely partial to the lyrics, especially the pairs “every light in the night flickered in and out / every bone in my back shivered up and down”; “every voice in my head shouted yes and no / every freight train of thought fought to stop and go”; “every tear in my eyes dripped and wouldn’t drop / every disc in my spine shook and couldn’t stop” and “every hand let me go that i tried to hold / every warm-hearted love left me freezing cold”

KISS ME BABE, IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME (single)
he has a bunch of random christmas singles and this ones the best. the titles ridiculous and i love it, and the song isn’t really about anything and i love it. it is such a bop. “peppermint winter” and “humbug” are the other best xmas ones

SHOOTING STAR (Midsummer)
half the songs on this album are summery dancey songs about having fun with other people (usually owl city songs are about being lonely or having fun with one other person tops by cloudwatching, so this album is unusual in that regard and rocks out a bit which is also unusual as per owl city’s tendency to sound really dreamy or otherwise fairly light. it bothers people who are in the “the old stuff is better” camp of everything) and the other half are upbeat summery songs that are encouraging and tell you you’re a good and special person. this one is the latter and a lot of fun. i like the lyrics and melody of the lines “fan a flame so hot it melts our hearts” and “let your colors burn and brightly burst / into a million sparks that all disperse / and illuminate a world that’ll try to bring you down” (but not this time)

GOLD (Midsummer)
same category song as above (title refers to “i know you’re gold”). it’s great and sung to a person about to go off and do something and you’re telling them they can totally do it because they’re great. i maintain that one of the Owl City Signature Moves is The Affectionate Sigh: he’s very good at working in words sung with a rising/falling tone, a la a sigh, and its an upbeat delivery not like a “im sad” sigh. when it happens in this song is my favorite part of the whole thing, at the end of the line: “you’ll never be far, i’m keeping you near, inside of my heart, you’re he^re”

BEAUTIFUL TIMES (Ultraviolet EP)
the songs on ultraviolet all have a super cool sound, kind of mixing the more loud/layered/noisy quality of midsummer station with the more introverted vibe he usually has, and are all kind of about being stressed and sad but looking to something or someone and kind of seeing a chance to feel okay. “this isn’t the end” is completely about a girl who’s dad kills himself but it has the really good line “you fight to survive cuz you made it this far” and otherwise has a technically uplifting end but without much of the “you shouldnt kill yourself because life is magical” bs which is useless and irrelevant imo but instead the “life is chaotic and you cant say the future is going to be good but it exists and meanwhile you’re not dead yet” which is an infinitely more thoughtful approach. but anyways, about beautiful times: its also about being happy but usually being really sad (“this fight of my life is so hard (so hard, so hard) but i’m gonna survive, oh oh these are beautiful times,”) and also isnt very patronizing about the subject (the prospect/aspiration of feeling happy when you’re a Sad Person) and frames everything in having had damagingly negative feelings while still being overall positive. i really like the way he sings into the first few verses with an echo of what will be the first couple of words, overlapping slightly and growing in volume before taking you right into the actual start of the verse. this is the most upbeat sounding song of the EP imo

THUNDERSTRUCK (Mobile Orchestra)
the intro alone is killer. one of the most Go Hard to songs of the owl city discography. proudly carries the tradition of singing about ghosts (see: plant life, a fun-to-sing-along-to song all about an actual haunted house)

BACK HOME (Mo Orch)
this album has a lot of sounds that, while familiar, are different from any of the other albums, like this one which is very very country. it goes hard as fuck. it uses the word “fireflies” for the first time since fireflies. i love it

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU (M.O.)
personal fave of the album is mostly why this is here. as the title suggests its a dramatic love song, i love how pumped the chorus is and the way the outro sounds. Love To Sing Along

***WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?***
this is peak “happy music, sad lyrics” even though thats everywhere in owl city music, its pretty rare to find songs that are straightforwardly happy. this song is a banger and lyrically crushing. i guess its in the “bittersweet” category like a shit ton of owl city songs are, but still. this song changed our lives

I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME
has this sick chill drumbeat throughout the song which is kind of rare. it kind of fuses his underwater type sound with his going hard as hell sound. like, it would be like the choreography of “bet on it” if i was listening to this song while standing up. you get really into the lyrics. i love this part at the end where the music pulls back for just a second while he goes “the thought is KILLING me!” shoutout to “kamikaze” where he yells half of it and its invigorating, shoutout to “paper tigers” which is an amazing song that hasnt shown up on an album

SUNBURN (Ocean Eyes)
possibly the cutest owl city song. it has a sweet guitar riff. cute sweet, not sickass sweet.

HOT AIR BALLOON (Ocean Eyes)
possibly the happiest owl city song. extremely cute but not as cute as sunburn but happier than sunburn.

BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY
killer intro, really upbeat, the melody of the verses is great and the chorus goes pretty hard

RAINBOW VEINS (Maybe I’m Dreaming)
another top level cute and happy song (“cheer up and dry your damp eyes, and tell me when it rains, and i’ll blend up that rainbow above you, and shoot it through your veins”) and has a top tier chilled out whispery interlude/bridge/whatever that then throws you into this pumped up finale

THE YACHT CLUB (ATBAB)
speaking of being thrown into a pumped up finale, this does that too. so does “umbrella beach.” this one goes hardest imo and the live version of it goes even harder than that. plus the lyrics are amazing and the alliteration is stellar

***SUPER HONEYMOON*** (Maybe I’m Dreaming)
consistently one of my top tier faves. i like the semi staccato delivery of parts of the lyrics, the music is fantastic, also very Classic Example of owl city

SKY DIVER (MID)
super dreamy and pretty and bittersweet sounding, classic

HALCYON
a bop!!! electronica on electronica

SLEEPWALKER
so fun and sounds like a song to be going to the beach to

YOUTOPIA (ft. Adam Young)
obvs not owl city but i’m putting it in, the full 4 min version. not only dreamy and bittersweet but one thing i always love in music is an unresolved musical phrase repeating on end. there’s also this part in the middle where his vocals kind of layer and grow and it has a long E sound and when he lingers on the long E its one of those things that would be grating except for its actually great because of that. see: honey and the bee

MR. HEARTACHE (ft. Adam Young)
a total bop about being sad. like i wanna jump around to this song. see: tokyo, the song by adam young (owl city) featuring the artists of this one, SEKAI NO OWARI, which has my fave lyric “are you having fun yet, i’ll send you the sunset, i love the most”

FIREFLIES (Said the Sky remix)
the intro to this is like, oh my god. the only fireflies remix the world needs.

UMBRELLA BEACH (Long Lost Sun remix)
the original is great but i love this version even more. the finale is fantastic and exuberant

THAT’S IT i could include all the songs because i have good things to say and specific things to point out about each of them. for example: dental care is a masterpiece of puns. puns are a running theme in owl city. so is ghosts, the sky, the ocean, and The Affectionate Sigh. if you listen to enough songs you find repetitions of certain phrases like “oh darling i wish you were here,” “i feel like a postcard, i wish you were here,” “like hundreds of postcards, that say i wish you were here” and someone should make a post of all of them. it would be me if i had a laptop. anyways i like owl city you’re welcome for this post

I BELIEVE IN YOU


(requested by   @toriar1019 )

word count : 3 884
summary :  Kai fights the siren’s mind control because of his feelings for Reader.
* gif by phantom-evil
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A week. That’s how long Y/N and her friends tried everything to open the Vault at the Armoury to get back Kai and Damon. None of them was prepared to find the Vault completely empty , none of them could figure out how they got out. Y/N had thought the anguish she had felt during that time was too much but what came next broke her completely. Three months went by before there was even a hint about what Damon and Kai might be up to. Things only got worse from there.
Being separated had always been hard , but this time it was different. Kai wasn’t on some trip for a few days somewhere. There wasn’t a way to find them with a locator spell or anything. It took Y/N and her friends month to track them down and eventually find them at an abandoned slaughter house after a victim was found.
Stefan and Y/N had gone there and had tried to get them back the same second they found them , but things hadn’t gone according to plan. Seeing Kai had been enough to put the pieces of her heart together again and shatter it completely right after specially after hearing Kai say ‘I don’t love you and I never have. Go before I rip your throat out.’ Those words echoed in her mind and they cut deeper than any knife ever could , even though she knew he hadn’t meant a syllable. Kai’s eyes had betrayed him , the way he had held onto her hand for a few seconds before pushing her away - he had done it on purpose to get her to leave. Y/N never gave up hope and seeing him only made her more determined to get him back , no matter what she had to do or who she’d have to go through to make it happen.

Kai couldnt believe what his life had been turned into the past few months. He had spent years trying to be better and learn to control his blood thirst after he turned , had a girl who loved him enough to risk her own life more than once just to save him and just when he was about to get everything he ever wanted he got himself into this mess. All of this had ruined helping people for him. Worst part of it all was that no matter how much he fought , there was no way out. Kai was stuck with Sybil and his least favourite person on this planet who had tried more than once to kill him. It had been months since Kai had been with Y/N and he had wanted to go back for her so many times but knew if Sybil found out about her , his girl would end up dead or worse. He couldnt let that happen.
    “What is he doing?” asked the siren.
Damon glanced at him. Kai was sitting not too far away from them with some paper in his hands , reading or more like pretending to read so he doesn’t have to think about the things he had done in order to keep Sybil distracted and keep his girl safe. Y/N – he suppressed a smile , just her name was enough to make him happy but he couldn’t let it show. He closed his eyes and he could see her smile , even hear her voice sometimes.
    “Catching up on current events.” said Kai indifferently. “The mysterious disappearances are drawing too much attention. Think you can cut back on red meat a bit ?”
Sybil rolled her eyes. “I spent a better part of a thousand years trapped in a Vault. So no , and who are you to tell me what to do ?”
Kai sighed. He was getting tired of being an evil minion , finding her ‘evil people’ to eat , not to mention how fighting the siren’s mind control was getting harder each day. However he was doing better than Damon , who was flying on full cruise control. His least favourite Salvatore didn’t even remember who Elena was now , thats how much Sybil had messed with his head. Kai would rather die than have his memories of Y/N twisted or replaced with new versions.
    “No one , apparently.” he said with a smirk. “I’m going out to grab a snack. Blood bags just dont do it for me as you well know.”
    “Fine , but dont go too far.” said the siren. “There is a housewife living in the house next door , bet she is delicious.”
    “Thanks for the offer, but I prefer my blood a little younger.” said Kai walking past them. “I’m going to look for a cheerleader at the high school or some confused teen at a bar. Oh or a sorority girl. Who knows what I’d find.”
After all those months they were finally close by Mystic Falls. About two weeks ago when he had briefly seen Y/N for the last time , it had been so hard fighting the urge to pull her into his arms , suffocate her with kisses and never let go of her again. The look in her eyes , how they had lit up when she saw him - it was all seared into his mind. In that moment he had felt happy again but then came the look of hurt when he had said all those horrible things to push her away for her own safety. Y/N was stubborn as hell , more determined than ever - it had been his only option to get her to go. Kai had never been more afraid of his feelings for the brave human girl than in this moment. Even after the merge with Luke , he hadnt been that shaken of everything he was feeling. Just the thought of her getting hurt in any way was enough to send him in a really dark place. There was no life for him without her and he was sure if she died , he’d die with her.
Sybil kept digging in his mind and he knew at some point she’d uncover Y/N’s existence. There was only one thing left he could do to protect her , as painful as it might be for the both of them. After all this mess was over he’d go and find her , move away with her, start a new. Kai walked into town , knowing her daily routine hoping nothing had changed and she’d still be going to work at the Grill. He stood a few hundred metres away waiting for her and just like always at the exact same time every Tuesday - there she was. More beautiful than ever with a look of determination on her face. A gust of wind blew out of nowhere (or more like Kai manipulated the weather) and she turned towards him. The look on her face changed between shock , surprise , caution , surprise and love – sticking to the last one. Her eyes widened and she ran towards him not even paying attention to traffic or cars or anything or anyone else in general.
    “Kai!” said Y/N running directly into his arms. “H-how are you here ? Why are you here?”
Kai pulled her towards him , tighter than ever and smiled at her. He could see in her eyes she knows something was wrong with him. Did he really look as broken on the outside as he felt on the inside? he wondered. His hands cupped her face and he kissed her gently for a few seconds. The young heretic couldn’t believe after everything he had said , Y/N had ran towards him like that instead of going the other way , how she hadn’t yelled at him or slapped him or anything.
    “I’m sorry Y/N … I should’ve never gone to that Vault.” said Kai softly, his voice filled with sadness and regret. “I am sorry for what I said to you a few days ago too. We had ears on us –”
    “I knew you didn’t mean it.” she smiled widely at him , not willing to let go off him or move more than half an inch away. “Whats going on Kai ?”
Y/N gazed into his eyes - he looked different - broken , crushed. The way he had pulled her towards him , as if letting go of her would mean his death both scared her and made her happy. Whatever was happening it was probably worse than she had thought.
    “I … I literally cannot say.” he sighed. Y/N looked at him with a puzzled expression.”No , I mean it – whenever I try to say out loud whats going on it comes out all giberish.”
    “Doesn’t matter , as long as you are here. Come on , lets go home —”
    “I cant.” said Kai. “I want to , more than anything but I — cant. You need to leave town. Now.“ he said with a serious look. “Go home , pack up your things and leave. It’s not safe for you here.”
    “Leave ?! No. Not without you.” protested Y/N.
    “I – the siren keeps digging inside my memories , trying to find what I am holding on to.” said Kai , cupping her face. “There is no way to stop her. Her neck gets snapped and she comes back to life 5 seconds later. If something happens to you -”
    “- I’ll die if something happens to you.” she said pressing her lips onto his. Kai pulled her towards him , kissing her as if its the last time he’d ever kiss her.
    “For once in your life, do as I say.” he demanded. “Don’t make me compell you to forget all about me.”
Y/N took a step away from him. Kai wouldn’t compell her , he wouldn’t go that far. Never. Though this desperate look in his eyes made her feel nervous. She understood he wanted to protect her , like always but he wouldn’t cross that line.
    “You wouldn’t…”
    “We both know I’ll do whatever it takes to protect you. Even if it means losing you.”
Tears had started gathering in her eyelids just thinking how just when she finally got him back , he wants her to go away.  No way. There was another way to get him to go with her , because there is no version of her life without him — and that way was walking towards them in that moment.
    “Okay – I’ll leave.” she sighed in defeat.
Kai looked at her with a mix of surprise and heartbreak in his eyes clearly not expecting her to give in that easily and dreading losing her again.
    “But you are coming with me.” she finished , seeing Stefan behind Kai , holding a vervain syringe. A few moments later Kai dropped unconscious. “Thanks for that Stef.”
    “Yeah. Don’t mention it.” replied the Salvatore, holding Kai’s body. “I suggest you two get out of town. Alaric is working on finding out what that instrument is and how it helps us kill the siren. As soon as we figure it out , our lives would go back to normal or as normal as they were before all this.”
    “What is normal anyways?” she wondered.
With Stefan’s help she got Kai onto the backseat of her car. Y/N put the keys in the ignition and drove off as fast as she could not giving a damn about the speeding limits or red lights or anything. Her eyes kept darting between the road and the review mirror , looking at Kai on the back seat. Everything was fine until they passed old Miller Road and he started to wake up screaming in pain , holding his head in his hands.
    “Y/N… stop the car.” he groaned rolling around the backseat.
    “No. We — we are leaving. There has to be a way to get you away from her and out of her control.”
    “I - I can’t l-leave.” he groaned and reached his hand stopping the car with magic.
Y/N hit the gas pedal again , tried the ignition but none of it worked - the car had stopped in the middle of the road. A groan of frustration left her lips. What had the siren did to him ? Kai got out of the car and started walking back into town. Quickly she unbuckled her seat belt and ran after him , catching up in a few metres. Seeing him in pain broke her heart , even more noticing the tears in his eyes. He kept rubbing his forehead , groaning in pain. Y/N placed her hands on his shoulders making him look at her.
    “Kai , whats happening ? Tell me.”
    “I am too far away from her. She is p-pulling me back.” said Kai taking another step towards town. “Get in the car and go before she finds you -”
    “You are stronger than this Kai. You can fight it –”
    “I’ve been fighting it for months now … ”
    “Don’t stop. I will help you. We’ll find a way to break the link , I promise.”
Kai laughed under his breath. “You can’t help me Y/N. I know you love me and want to help but - ”
    “Well , well , well…” said a young woman with short brown hair and brown eyes , standing a few steps away from them. “I was wondering how you keep resisting my control. Pity this girl didn’t listen when you told her to leave. Damon , if you may –”
Damon grabbed Y/N before Kai had had time time to react , holding her in a tight grip ready to snap her neck at a moments notice. Kai tried to get to her but the siren hummed some tune and he stopped in his tracks , visibly struggling to get to his girl.
    “Now , Kai.” said the siren taking a step towards the young heretic who was trying hard to fight her influence and move. “If you don’t want anything awful to befall your girlfriend –”
    “Fiance.” he corrected quietly.
    “– then you are going to do exactly as I say. Both you and Damon are quite resourceful when it comes to picking victims but I think you’ll be a lot more committed when there is nothing holding you back. So , I am giving you a choice.”
Y/N watched Kai stare at the ground , refusing to meet the siren’s eyes. His hands were shaking and she knew that look very well. Under any other circumstance at this point , whoever had gotten in his way would have had their throat ripped out or their head would’ve rolled on the ground. It was a look Y/N hadn’t seen in almost 4 years and made her blood freeze. Her fiance was angry , hurt and scared and whenever one of those emotions took over things always ended badly. Y/N didn’t care what would happen to her , but she worried about what the siren wants Kai to do.
    “What kind of a choice?” he asked.
    “Shut off your humanity and come with me or watch your fiance die.” said the siren , pausing for a moment. “You know what – maybe I will make it more interesting and make you kill her. Imagine this - having to live with the guilt of killing the one person who you love more than anything.”
    “Don’t — don’t do this to him.” pleaded Y/N , stepping on Damon’s foot with force in an attempt to get free. The vampire growled in her ear. “Let me go Damon or I swear … I’ll get to that coffin and burn Elena’s body myself.”
    “Elena ? Who’s – who’s Elena?” asked Damon.
Y/N gulped. If the siren could erase Elena’s existence from Damon’s mind then what could she have done to Kai ?
Sybil laughed. “I see why you love her. Maybe if she was a supernatural I would’ve taken her with us. ” she paused for a moment. “I still can , find a way to taint her soul and kill her , making sure she’ll end up in Hell.” she thought out loud with an amused look. “So , what’s it going to be - are you coming with me or does your pretty girl gets to die ?”
    “No.” said Kai.
    “It’s really not a choice , honey. Turn it off.
    “No.“ repeated Kai.
    “We’ll have to do this the hard way then.” sighed Sybil and grabbed his head , closing her eyes. Kai could feel her digging in his mind , trying to find something else against him. He tried hard not to think about any of the moments he and Y/N had shared so the siren can’t modify them like she did to Damon’s memories of Elena but seeing his girl struggle to get free from the vampire’s grasp pulled one of the memories to the surface of his mind.


     "Interesting.“ muttered the siren , slipping into one of his memories. "I have to say - that must be one of your best works. Taking your entire family down with you. It’s one of the reasons Cade wanted you. Now why is this memory so important to you—”
Kai stood by the entrance , watching himself walking through the wedding disaster struggling because of the werewolf bite. Bonnie showed up a few moments later but he wasn’t paying attention to that , the other him was dealing with that. He was watching out one of the windows , knowing any moment now he’d see Y/N heading towards the barn. Her dress was covered with blood and her hair was messier than ever. Bonnie flew across the room towards one of the walls and Damon showed up shortly after. Kai sat at the podium , playing with a rose in his hands while talking with the vampire. A few moments later Damon left and Kai saw himself looking around with confusion in his eyes. Then he heard it - the sound of one of Alaric’s compressed air weapons. He turned in the direction of the sound seeing Y/N and then Damon laying on the ground with a piece of wood plunged in his back.
    “What ? No 'thank you'for saving your life ?” she said blowing a strand of hair out of her face. Y/N reached for his hand , instead Kai pulled her into his arms for a few seconds. “Lets go before he wakes up.”
    “One moment … ” said Kai  , biting his wrist and rushing to Bonnie’s side. “Don’t you ever forget this Bon Bon.You didn’t really think I’d let you die did you ?”
Y/N grabbed his hand and both of them run out of the barn. Somehow she was running faster than him and he had a hard time catching up with her. A few moments later he stopped abruptly making her stop too.
     "Why would you save me ?“
    "Because — you are
not this monster. You are good and – I can’t let the person I love die. ”
    “What ?” he asked with a hint of surprise in his voice.
    “I love you Kai. You are my future and you can push me away all you want but even if you don’t let yourself see it or feel in general — ” she said softy , placing her palm on his cheek. “ — I know that you see the same. It’s in your eyes — ”
Kai pulled her into his embrace , holding her tighter than ever unable to believe that after all the things he had done , including a few hours ago there was someone still believing in him , carrying about him and loving him.
    “I love you too Y/N.” he said smiling resting his forehead on hers.

     "Ohhh , I see.“ said Sybil , twisting his memory and replacing Y/N’s face with hers.
Kai looked at her with a small smile on his face , tucking in a lock of hair behind her ear.  Sybil smiled at him innocently and leaned in to kiss him.
    "Nice try. You are
not her and I am not as weak as Damon.” said Kai , snapping her neck in a few moments later. 


Sybil opened her eyes , clenching her jaw. The siren hadn’t expected the young heretic to be that strong. Damon had resisted her but she had been stronger , this was new.
    “Well , that was unexpected. Shall we try this again ?”
    “You can try all you want Sybil.” said Kai with a smirk. “I’m not Damon and I am not the monster you want me to be. I’m not this person anymore.”
    “Ahh that’s right.” said the siren smiling wickedly. “Because you love this fragile human girl and your feelings for her are stronger than your blood lust. Shame , she would’ve looked beautiful in a wedding gown. Damon — how would you feel about a snack?”
Damon grinned , purple black veins flashing under his eyes and his fangs sank in Y/N’s neck. The girl screamed , dug her nails in Damon’s hands kicked and tried everything to get free but it was useless. Kai took a step towards them but Sybil hummed another tune forcing him to watch as the life drained from the girl he loved. The only person who ever gave him a real chance even before the merge was dying and he couldn’t even move his finger.
    “Let her go.” said Kai. “I’ll — I’ll do what you ask just let her go.”
    “Kai , don’t. You are stron-ger than you think. Fight – it.” said Y/N struggling to speak.
Kai looked into her eyes , her lips forming four words 'I believe in you’.  He struggled , feeling Sybil trying to sneak into his mind again and get him to let go , but it didn’t matter - all he could hear and see was Y/N. His eyes closed for a moment and he found the strength to flick his wrist snapping Damon’s neck , raising his other hand pulling out Sybil’s heart out of her chest with magic. The moment the siren dropped on the ground his mind cleared and he ran towards his girl , biting his wrist bringing it to her lips.
    “Don’t you dare die Y/N.” said Kai smiling nervously. “Not now …. not ever.”
Y/N wrapped her fingers around his wrist feeling his warm blood trickle down her throat. A sigh left Kai’s lips and he caressed her face , placing a soft kiss on her forehead. Her eyes opened and she pulled herself up unitl he wrapped his strong arms around her.
    “You did it.” she smiled widely at him.
    “Only because of you. ” he said softly. “Though that wont last for long unless your buddies figure out a way to hold her down. Until then –”
    “– get in the car with me and we drive as far and fast away as we can.” she finished with a hopeful expression on her face.
Kai smiled widely at her. “Pick a destination , sweetheart.”

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Lemme throw my opinion on Horikawa into the void

OK, so I have been playing toruabu for well over a year now, and have been using Horikawa since the very beginning, when it was just Mutsu, Atsu, and Hori in my citadel. Having him for that long made me realize; he is not the pure little angel people tend to make him out to be. He is loyal, hardworking, and supportive, dont get me wrong. However, one must look into his past and fate to fully realize why he is acting this way in the anime.


Horikawa was present at Hijikata’s death at the Battle of Hakodate, where a bullet shattered his lower back while riding on horseback.


Hijikata entrusted most of his remaining belongings to his 16 year old page. Including his death poem, a photograph of himself, (Which would have been insanely valuable, photographs were treated like portraits, so it would be like inheriting the Mona Lisa) some important documents, and two swords. Little is known about what happened to Ichimura after Hijikata’s death, and all we know about Horikawa is that the sword was confiscated after WWII and is probably at the bottom of the ocean.


Now, back to the chase:

Horikawa Kunihiro is not perfect, or innocent. The reason he works so hard is because he realized that the only thing he has in his new human form is Izuminokami. Horikawa felt like he failed as a weapon, being with his master at the time of his death, and then sitting around in a box before getting tossed into the ocean by the U.S. Army. He feels like because he messed up once, he can’t do it again. He wants to take the burden off of everyone else’s shoulders, thinking he is the only one to deserve it. Horikawa wants to make himself suffer because he can’t stand to see others suffer. Especially when they are close to him.


Now, how does this play into the events in episode 10?

Horikawa obviously has thought long and hard about what it would be like to see Hijikata. Horikawa knows how and when he dies, and was literally at his side through all the suffering. Horikawa watched Hijikata suffer as his nation metaphorically back stabbed him, but Hijikata went into a losing battle, to his DEATH, because he believed it would be honorable to stay loyal to the version of his nation he wanted to protect. Horikawa carries that loyalty on, putting up with Izuminokami’s shit all the time. (Sorry Izumi fans, but he can be a huge dick to Hori and it bothers the hell out of me sometimes)

Izuminokami is kind if Horikawa’s ideal, his charge, but Izumi said some things he shouldn’t have, and throughout the series, seems to respect Horikawa less and less as a person. We can watch Horikawa get sidelined throughout the show. This slight abandonment is exactly what Horikawa has been trying to avoid, his deepest fear. The fear of rejection.


How will this shape the story:

Well I’m a bit of of an emotional Masochist, and I’m a slut for good/unusual story paths, so I want to see Horikawa descend. Will he become like the retrograde army? Will he mess everything up in a future mission because he was being ‘selfish’? If he does 'go dark’, will he retain the same form? WILL HE BECOME LIKE AN ENEMY WAKIZASHI??? How will the others handle this?? Will they redeem him???


My personal ideal plot would be Horikawa slowly goes darker, morphing into a partial enemy Wakizashi, but he still retains recognizeable parts. (The torso thing on the top of the creatures) Therefore, the Second unit knows its him, and freaks the hell out. (HUGE BONUS POINTS IF HE CHANGES/STARTS GROWING EXTRA LIMBS AND STUFF WHILE HE IS STILL WITH THE SECOND UNIT) Cue final battle, and everyone is occupied by enemies. Horikawa dissapared for a while so the second unit is not openly worried about him. Kanesada is searching for stuff in the battlefield (allies, Konnosuke, enemies, historical figure, etc.) Ends up in a secluded area, and Bam. There he is. A nearly full transformed/dark Horikawa. Kane is horrified, and Hori attacks. While fighting Kane, Hori is explaining why he chose to leave the second unit and shift. The primary reason? “Because no matter how many times is saved you, or Kuninaga, or Tonbokiri, or even your precious Yoshiyuki, you never cared. Do you know why I even spared the effort to do that?! Because I wanted to be loyal! I WANTED to protect you! And what do you do… You dont care. You NEVER cared. Then I realized… Maybe I should fight for my OWN beliefs. Not the beliefs of my Master, dead or alive. Aruji made a terrible mistake, giving us souls. So go on, Izuminokami Kanesada, fight for your master. They never care in the end.” Kane is startled by a gunshot, and Hori slumps onto the ground. Mutsu is standing behind the dying wakizashi, crying, hand still clutching the smoking gun. Horikawa is dead, back shattered by the bullet on the 'back’ of the wakizashi creature. Kanesan is dragged by Mutsu away from the corpse, and towards the room where the Final boss is supposed to be. The Boss is long dead, and the room is spotless. Except for some writing on the back wall, reading “Regardless if it is a losing battle, I will fight for my freedom”. Every member knows its Horikawa. Even in death, after reverting to the 'dark side’, he still helped them. He always would.



OK anyway here’s my mess of shit haha fuck I hate myself please take this message me if you want to yell about the intense shit this show could do.

anonymous asked:

Hi there! The hardest episodes of arrow man. Not like the season has been treating us well :(. Anyways for my qns why ask your ex-fiance to fix your shit between him and his gross thing i dont even want to mention? Your take?

Because he’s a total dink? 

That still blows my mind that he did that. I was eating a late dinner while watching and when that came on, my jaw dropped, food falling everywhere. It was a very ‘is this really happening… holy shit it is.’

Oliver. 

Oliver. 

What. The. Hell. Man?! 

I am angry as hell on Felicity’s behalf, because that should never have happened… but after sleeping on it, I can see it fits with where he’s at mentally.

I think this is a painfully clear sign of just how in the dark he is keeping himself to everything around him in his pursuit of being the man he so desperately wants to be. For so long his main goal was focused outward, and this season it’s finally inward. For so long he was all about being the vigilante/The Hood/The Arrow/ The Green Arrow, but this season he’s all about Oliver Queen. It’s like a ramped up version of Season 3.5 except this time he knows he has a team in place who can take care of the crime fighting part. So he can be Oliver Queen without the Green Arrow. He can be. He can. (He says this in the mirror to his reflection every morning - the denial is strong in this one.)

He’s wrong. As usual. He’s still learning that he needs both halves to be whole. This is a lesson he’s been trying to learn since forever. He’s gotten close only to fall flat on the ground and have to start over. He’s an idiot, he’s gonna stumble. (But each time he’s getting closer and closer to that realization - the evolution is there, under all his Oliverness.) 

Part of that stumbling is what he did last night. 

Oliver is hellbent on becoming this person he sees in his mind. He’s got an idealized version of himself in his head and that’s what he’s working towards. Oliver is very good at having blinders on when he has a goal in mind, and he usually doesn’t see the consequences of his actions until it’s too late. 

This was one of those moments. 

Oliver wasn’t thinking. He was looking at the logical solution to a problem - a hack ruined Susan’s career, a hack would put it back together. And who’s the best hacker he knows? Felicity. 

It absolutely was insensitive and stupid as hell. If he’d stopped to think, he would have realized that asking his ex-fiancée to fix his current girlfriend’s life was dumb as hell, especially with the weird air between them and especially with the whole Billy thing. 

But Oliver had simplified it in his mind, which is a thing that he does - it’s a coping mechanism, something to make a decision easier because otherwise you’ll drown in anxiety and emotions and things you can’t readily deal with:

“Felicity moved on. I’m moving on. We’re friends and partners now, so what’s the problem?”

Try everything, Oliver. 

He’s a jackass, anon. He’s blinded by his desire for a life he had with another woman, a life he threw away, and he’s hurt and angry and tired and instead of dealing with these things, he’s plunging face-first into Bad Decision Land. As much as Oliver is someone who has to know every course to make a strategic choice in battle, he’s also the complete opposite when it comes to emotional choices (story of his life, literally, with his two identities). He can physically kick all the ass in the world, but when it comes to relationships - especially romantic ones - he is naive and broken and floundering and choosing whatever pops up into his head. He’s doing this by staying with Susan, by choosing to look past her motives, by denouncing his Green Arrow self, by going to Felicity to ask her to save his girlfriend’s career.

(God, that still makes me want to slap him upside the head.)

It’s a symptom of a larger problem, one he’s still in the midst of learning about before he can stop to fix it. It’s also one that’s intricately tied to Felicity’s in that his desire to keep forging ahead with his Mayor Oliver Queen path has blinded him to what’s happening to her and it’s going to be too late to pull her back as a result. She’s going to fall and he’s going to have to watch it happen (and the full realization of himself will come through because instead of running and hiding under his guilt, he’ll rise up and be the light Felicity so starved for right now, thus completing the next step in his journey). They are two sides of the same coin. This is the season where they’re finding their personal balance before they can find each other again. 

We just have to go through a lot of boneheaded bullshit while they do it. 

(And Felicity knew what a stupid thing this was…

… but because she loves him and is always there for him, she did what he asked. This also served as a sharp contrast to Susan ignoring Oliver’s call from the hospital when she knew he’d been hurt. Felicity would have been there in 2.5 seconds l, regardless of what was happening between them. The scene did serve a purpose, on many fronts, as enraging as it was.)

I’m not trying to justify Oliver’s actions (you just can’t, you really can’t, this was  d u m b), but I can see why he did it, why he thought it was okay (besides being a  j a c k a s s).

The final arc...

This contains spoilers, so for those who haven’t watched it yet don’t read this!


So was I the only one slightly confused by it?

But moving on from that, I was very glad to see all the 4 brothers together and alive again. We even saw ICK and Chompy! I was kinda sad we didn’t learn what happened to the others, but it’s safe to presume they were just wiped out when the Mutagen Bomb hit.

So poor Donnie, he lost his whole body. But man, Raph got buff! It’s cool seeing them team up together.

I have to say, out of all the new characters we saw, Myra (is that how you spell it) was my absolute favorite hands down. A strong female character and she had a big role! Her background story was cool, and overall she was an interesting character.  Sadly she only appeared in this arc, and obviously will never be shown again :/.

But moving on from that, Rex and the rest of the scavengers were cool but kind of irritating to me. When they almost stole the shellraiser I got scared but was glad Don and Raph escaped.

I didn’t expect Myra to steal the shellraiser, but I was glad when Donnie was able to get back to Raph after.

Of course, I was kinda shocked Raph wanted to leave Myra. He also didn’t remember being raised or anything about Master Splinter which was sad. Also how he lost Leo and Mikey from the Mutagen Bomb was depressing.

When they went through the Wasteland and found ICK, Chompy, and Mikey I was very happy. Mikey was alive (and crazy but who cares)! Chompy and Raph’s reunion was heartwarming.

Lol, Mikey in the pizza place made me laugh. And how he was called the Holy Chalupa. I was impressed by how he could read the map, and that he designed it himself. 

Finally, they realized how the Space Heroes show sort of related to their life. Of course, Rex was back with the scavengers. Mikey’s fighting skills really improved and he took down a lot of them.

Myra getting kidnapped and Raph having to go after her was suspenseful. Poor Raph though, he thought Mike and Don were killed in the explosion. He seemed very angry.

When he saved Myra but got kidnapped himself, that turned things. I was glad Mikey and Donnie were able to find him. The pit fight scene was cool, and it was funny how Raph became the leader of all the scavengers.

Of course, the most suspenseful scenes to me were the ones with ‘Maximus.’ Of course at this point with a few minutes left, I honestly though Leo was dead.

Rex and Maximus seemed very powerful. Those weird oil things also did a lot of damage. The scene with Raph and Maximus fighting was suspenseful. 

What caught me off guard was that Maximus was Leo! And that’s when the feels came in. Leo didn’t recognize Raph and was pretty much a mindless monster. When he grabbed Raph and it flashed back to Raph being younger and saying ‘I love you brother” it broke my heart.

The crash was pretty scary and with Raph being thrown off. Leo still didn’t know who he was, and good thing his 3 brothers snapped him out of it. I wonder how long ago the Mutagen Bomb was and when they were all separated (again, 50 years into the future but). Leo literally didn’t seem to remember anything for that whole period of time. Maybe they were in their late 20′s or early 30′s when it happened?

I was glad I caught this moment:

Leo telling how he sacrificed himself to save his younger brothers was sad. I mean, you could see the fear and tears in his eyes. It was sad, but thankfully they were back together.

Now, the last few scenes. These were depressing to me. I was happy they were all alive and well, and now found peace in the Oasis. Leo saying “We’re okay family” (something along the lines) made me emotional.

The final scene it was really got to me. The younger versions of themselves running to Master Splinter, all smiling and then posing for a picture and it ending. It was very bittersweet to me. They had lost so much and they had so many memories, but they finally found peace and had each other again. 

It just makes me sad that so many bad things happened to them, and you see how happy they were before it.

Overall, since this was supposed to be the real finale episode, it was very emotional. I wished we learned some more about the Mutagen Bomb and had more flashbacks, but the finale was very good and the producers did a good job with it.

With a few episodes left to air, I can say this will be an arc to remember. I would rate it probably an 8.5 though because some of it was kind of confusing, and we didn’t get closure on many things. 

But saying all that, the crew really did a good job with this final episode. It captured that the brothers will stay a family forever. I’m going to miss this TMNT series, and all the great episodes it had.

So this was a long review, but I really wanted to get all my thoughts out. Thank you, Ciro and Brandon for an amazing finale for our 4 turtles.

Even though it’s the end, the show is going to live on forever. So for once last time, thank you TMNT! Booyakasha!

Flash Rant/S4 expectations:

Though TF is one of my favorite shows, this last season was not the best: The pacing of the episodes was off, the savitar reveal came way too late and people had already figured it out making it anticlimactic, Savitar was underdeveloped and more time could have been spent on him and of course EmoBarry. But there were individual things that rubbed me the wrong way, so here we go:

Star labs:I am so sick and tired of star labs. I am sick and tired of seeing the set. Why tf is 80% of every episode in star labs?!? there is an entire city to use and all we see is Star Labs. I know I wasn’t the only one happy to see it get destroyed in the finale. Yes, I get it is the focal point of the show as far as locations. That’s where team flash comes together, thats where the Flash goes. BUT, its been 3 seasons. We get it. We saw it. Lets move on. Allow the characters to have lives outside of Star Labs. They deserve it. 

BARRY: LET BARRY BE GREAT. LET BARRY BE SMART. PLEASE. Barry Allen is a genius but the show has stripped so much of that away from him in order to give importance to *drum roll* STAR LABS. That’s bullshit. Show him being smarter, on his own. Let him make decisions. On his own. He doesn’t need 80 people telling him things he should already know. 

What I want for Barry in S4: I want to see him using his brain. I want to see him do his job. CSI stuff. I want to see him happy and excited about being the Flash like in S1. He’s been through a lot. Let him thrive now. Let him have a stronger connection to the speed force. Let him be FASTER than everyone else. Let him be the one giving the pep talks, not receiving them. He’s learned a lot. He’s grown as a man and a hero. Lets see it. 

IRIS: Iris did more reporting in S1 and S2 than this entire last season. We never even saw the CCPN set ever again. Let her do her job. Please. In the comics, Iris is not only a brilliant reporter but her research and investigations directly help Barry in some of his work as the Flash. LETS SEE THAT. Again, in order to give Star Labs more to do, Iris has been stripped of many opportunities where her journalism could of come in handy. I may be alone in this but I feel like S3 took some agency away from her character by not allowing her to directly influence her fate by the hands of Savitar. She is not a damsel in distress and though we may know this, sometimes I feel it could of came off stronger.

What I want for Iris in S4: I want to see badass journalist Iris. I want to see her contribute more than we have seen her do in the past. It makes no sense in a city like Central City reporters are not used more in the main story lines. Use her. Also, Let her have emotions. She was preparing to die and we barely got a few scenes of her coming to terms with that. wtf. She is the leading lady of the show. Treat her like one and recognize how effective she could be. Also, I want to see her happy. Candice Patton has a great sense of humor. Allow her to bring that to the character more often. Let her be silly and fun, especially with Barry. And, give Iris a female friendship. Sometimes I feel like this show wouldn’t pass the bechdel test. 

JOE: again, let Joe do his job. Yes, hes a detective and we see him doing some things. But its not enough. He should be Captain and will have more influence at CCPD. You can’t have a talented actor like Jesse L. Martin and utilize him mostly for pep talks and musical numbers. 

What I want for Joe in S4: A story line consisting of his work at CCPD. He also doesn’t need to be at Star Labs so much. Lets see him do his badassary as detective. We know hes a great father. But I would like to see more about Joe outside of his kids. He deserves that much. Also keep Cecile and dont ever hurt Papa Joe. Ever. 

WALLY: He’s freaking Kid Flash and yet, he barely had any screen time in the last few episodes of the season. I hope this is because they are saving it for his bigger role in S4 but still, Wally is underdeveloped as a character and needs more focus on him as Wally and as a superhero. 

What I want for Wally in S4: Same as Barry, I want to see him thrive as the Flash but also go through growing pains. He has a lot to learn and S4 can deliver a great coming of age type of story arc for Wally as he learns to make mistakes and become a better hero.

CISCO: I love this character. And as much as I love him, I need him to back off a little bit as inventor and creator of all things team flash. Cisco has way too many jobs. Many of which as I mentioned can easily go to other characters. Now as Vibe, Cisco has other greater things to learn and develop for himself. Let him. 

What I want for Cisco in S4: Strengthen that Vibe power. Develop it, harness it. Vibe is extremely powerful. Let him get there. I want to see him work on his abilities with Gypsy and be an active hero, not just one who sits in front of a computer. He’s too useful for that. I also want to see him Happy. Give us funny, lighthearted Cisco we love. Allow him to go on a date. Flirt. Get a GF (preferably Gypsy) and overall be unstoppable. It would be great to learn more about his backstory as well, such as his family. 

KILLER FROST: Let KF be complex. The one thing this show is too afraid to do is go too dark. I get that with some characters but not with KF. She is canonically a villain. Let her be one. She’s more interesting that way.There is a way to do that without going over the edge. Right now, KF is helping the Justice League in the comic books but is still considered a villian. She has a Harley Quinn like thing going on and it works. 

What I want for KF in S4: Let her balance the line between good and bad. Let her explore her KF powers and figure out who she is. Please don’t let her be bad one episode and have her be good the next and return her to star labs. She needs to feel the full weight of her actions as KF. Show those conflicting emotions. She can be a bad guy and still have good in her. She doesn’t need to be Caitlin again. Let her be a new version of KF. Develop her powers, and explore more of her backstory. There are deeper and darker things in Caitlin’s history that we still dont know about. 

HARRY: Just bring back OG Wells. That’s all. 

TEAM FLASH: Lessen up the team. There are wayyyy too many characters on this show. And the more characters, the less time can be spent developing them. Tracy is cool but we dont have room for her on the team, at least not as a regular. Julian is cool but outside of being Dr. Alchemy, we don’t really need another person with the same skills as Barry as a CSI. Its just too bloated and needs to be shrunk down. 

THE VILLIANS: Speaking of Julian, I hope the show has bigger plans for him because if not, Dr. Alchemy was completely wasted. He was supposed to be an interesting character and one of Flash’s biggest foes but instead was used very little and then almost forgotten about.I hope the plan is to revisit that at some point. No more speedsters. At least not for a while. Suicide Squad, if possible would be a phenomenal additions for S4.  

Thats all. I’m sure theres more stuff but this is all I can type up. And remember, these are just MY opinions and feelings about the show and what I hope to see in S4. No matter what, TF is insanley popular, I just feel sometimes writers and showrunners take advantage of that and get kind of lazy. Unforunatley, I feel that happened this season. 

Here is hoping for the best in season 4!

Everything in RWBY is controlled by men, either actively or passively, and here’s a huge bullet point list elaborating on how shitty the agency of female characters is in a show billed as female driven with “””strong””” female characters.

It’s mostly for my benefit because I’ve been stewing on this shit for a while now but I’ll post it in the rwde tag in case anyone else wants to fully absorb this train wreck but mostly it boils down to: let the women lead their own lives

These points wouldn’t be so bad if there werent so many of them, it adds up

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Your Fault: Switch Prt 3

This started off SOOOO good, and then I got crazy, and then it just flopped at the end. I’M SORRY! But there’s still at least two more parts of this to come, because Dark is a joy riding asshole.

Note: When Dark has internal dialogue it will bolded. When (Y/N)/Reader has internal dialogue it will be bold and italic.

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boyfriend!daehwi

a/n; i felt bad not giving magumagu a scenario of his own,, so here is an au,,,,,this is also gonna be a lil lengthy so grab your snacks and prepare yourself for the fluffiest bf au you will ever read and also i might be swerving for him thanks cheryl and im sorry jihoon

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  • a totally last minute thing i suppose
  • i wanted to write to just isolate myself from reality
  • so ok enough deep shit w zechu
  • leggo
  • ok so
  • you’re in the same school as daehwi since like?? middle school or something
  • and ya’ll weren’t close like him and somi ukno
  • but still friends!!
  • ngl when you guys were about to choose high schools your heart decided that it was a good time to have a crush on him
  • i mean
  • just look at him

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k-atsukiyuuri  asked:

haha yeah, I said I wanted to show those master posts to my girlfriend

Here, I’ve just made one huge MASTERPOST - this is it (under the cut)

I’ll be adding more theories later cuz i don’t have time for that right now and it’s like such a huge amount of theories that wow, this is just a tiny fraction of it all….

PS: These are mostly my theories but  I also added posts that were incredibly interesting or stuff you should definitely KNOW ABOUT when it comes to Frank and Gerard’s relationship…

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OUR TRACK BY TRACK REVIEW OF 7/27

Our overall view on this album is that it lacks cohesiveness, it often contradicts Fifth Harmony’s feminist views, the solo distribution is disgusting in many of the songs and Camila’s screechy voice is very prevalent. All in all, I was expecting so much better. Oh well. Overall this album gets ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (3 stars). 

TRACK 1: That’s My Girl

L - A catchy, upbeat song, not my favourite but amazing that it’s on the Rio Olympics ad. 4/10

V - Very upbeat, I like the whole message. Not much I can say about this song other than its one of my favorites. 8/10

TRACK 2: Work From Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign

L - Why does Camila over do her runs in every live performance? I skip this every time I hear it.. not great. It’s repetitive and boring. The music video is fire tho. 3/10

V - So overplayed. But definitely a step up from worth it. 5/10.

TRACK 3: The Life

L - An okay song but don’t make it a single! Camila sings basically every verse in this song, so it sucks overall. Lyrically, it’s okay. 2/10

V - Very underrated. Only people with high intelligence would understand this song, overlooking the fact that Camila leads, 15/10.

TRACK 4: Write On Me

L - I liked this song when I first heard it but really? Camila acted like this was lyrically the strongest song on the album when in reality, I have no idea why I’d want someone to write on me. The music video was very pretty and visually appealing, nothing special tho. 2/10

V - Cute song, but boring and makes no sense. It has a shitty metaphor, or wasn’t delivered properly. -10/10.

TRACK 5: I Lied

L - Everything about this song is pretty amazing. MAKE IT A SINGLE PLEASE. 10/10

V - Normani did a high note. Enough said. 20/10.

TRACK 6: All In My Head (Flex) ft. Fetty Wap 

L - I liked the live performance at the BBMA’s of this song and I’m happy that it’s lead by Dinah, but it’s nothing special or outstanding. 6/10

V - This song is shit without fetty wap. Lauren saves it with the pre chorus. 9/10.

TRACK 7: Squeeze

L - I love the message of this song, it’s catchy and cute, but every time I hear the word “squeeze” I cant help but feel like theyre talking about squeezing (choking) me to death, lol. 9/10

V - Okay. Its average, nothing special but I kind of liked it. 7/10.

TRACK 8: Gonna Get Better

L - Beautiful song, well done fifth harmony! And Ally slayed on this track. 11/10

V - I was pleasantly surprised by this song. Not bad. Dinah lifted this song up to the heavens after effortlessly singing her high note at the end. 10/10.

TRACK 9: Scared Of Happy

L - The beat in the song is lit, but the message of the song is dumb, lol, lyrically it makes 0 sense. 3/10

V - This song makes no sense. How the fuck can you be scared of happy??? Next. -10/10.

TRACK 10: Not That Kinda Girl ft. Missy Elliot

L - This track sucks. 0/10

V - This is the slightly better version of “NO” except it sucks because it slut shames. Even the title suggests the misogynistic phrase “Not like the other girls” like bitch please. -100/10.

TRACK 11: Dope

L - Probably one of the best songs on this album, in my opinion. I don’t know what else to say but this song is pretty fucking dope. (pun intended) 10/10

V - Best song off of this god forsaken album. My ears healed hearing this after all the other songs. The chorus is fucking everything. 100/10.

TRACK 12: No Way

L - I vibed quite well with this song and I don’t skip it. Lyrically it is good, the tune is okay, but I can’t see this song getting big.. 8/10

V - Couldn’t find myself getting into it, sorry. 2/10.

TRACK 13: Worth It - No Rap

L - So they obviously wanted to revel in their most successful song and were unable to let it go. I feel as if including Worth It on their new album was a sign of weakness, perhaps an indication that they thought that their new songs wouldn’t reach the success that Worth It attained. -1/10

V - Can’t believe the girls had the DISRESPECT to bring this repetitive ass song and its horrible ass memories along with it. -20/10.

BONUS TRACK: 1000 Hands

This song should have definitely been on the actual album. Lyrically very good although I dont get why’d you want 1000 hands on you…. 

BONUS TRACK: Big Bad Wolf 

Again, should have been on the album, although it’s slightly misogynistic and cringe worthy. A catchy tune, nonetheless.

FOETUS TO THE MAX A'IGHT

tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

i think someones been doin the marrajuanna

I MEAN LIKE FOETUS BRED WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER JUST LOOK AT THAT MUSHROOM

Y SO SIRIUS BRAD THIS ISNT YOUR JAIL PHOTO OR ANYHING

OH BRAD YOU REBEL PULLIN THE MIDDLE FINGER N ALL

IM PEEING OMG BRAD AND HIS CLIQUE  LOL THEYRE ALL CHAVS 

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