you dont say no to ellie

‘cause when you walked into the room just then

theatre au collab with @alrightpotter. here’s her part.

a/n: lucie, my love!!! happy birthday!!! i’d want to know you if you reached peak gay or became buffy summers dog or could only eat car tires. i love you badly. id probably give up weetbix for you. have the best day in the world.


Godric’s Post                                                                              8th February 2009

Film: The Wind In the Whomping Willows
Director: Bathilda Bagshot
Plot Summary: 4 friends go for a picnic. Boredom ensues.

I’ve never liked Bathilda Bagshot, and yes this may have been because of an incident at one of my parents’ house parties where she literally hissed at me when I reached for another baked potato, but the point still stands. She continues rely on prolonged dialogue scenes that don’t move the plot along and stretch to the point of absurdity, until the viewer is begging for a change in scene, shot, anything, only to presented with (unbelievably) yet more boredom.  

So put aside whatever resentment you’re harbouring that I just name dropped Bathilda Bagshot and that she used to come to my house, and wallow in how wasted my Friday night was watching this garbage. My personal highlight was the closing credits, because it meant I could at last be free from this endless hell of four people sitting in a wood, talking about sandwiches and grass for two hours straight.

Naturally I imagine some people enjoyed the film, (Bagshot does know her way around a camera, I’ll give her that, the cinematography was flawless.) however dear, cherished, hopefully-subscribed-and-not-reading-this-on-the-free-trial-reader, I must ask: who doesn’t like a little during movie commentary? Before Friday I would have said no one, but after Friday I would have to say no one, with the exception of uptight, haughty gingers.

Rather like Penelope Clearwater’s unfortunate character in The Wind in the Whomping Boredom, I too found myself being falsely accused of a crime I did not commit. In Clearwater’s case (she shines in the film, despite Bagshot’s insistence she be holding a mirror in every scene) it was of stealing the picnic sandwiches. Mine was the slightly more serious charge of ‘injuring’ a fellow reviewer.

I want it stated for the record that no such injury occurred, and that as far as I am aware popcorn is rarely classified as an assault weapon, but I am willing to hear argument on the matter. However I could be wrong because the reviewer in question seemed to genuinely enjoy the Wind In the Whomping Waste of Time, so maybe it wasn’t her eye that should be examined, but her brain.

In summary: this film has done the impossible and been even more tedious than Bagshot’s last effort, A History of the Snake Inside Me, which I didn’t think possible. My nine-year-old criticisms rarely stand up to scrutiny but I think my judgement of Ms Bagshot being The Worst has proven correct. Furthermore, I want it noted for no particular reason at all that if at any point I am contacted by a lawyer about paying medical bills for a non-existent injury, I will do something else ‘ridiculous’ and ‘childlike’ like toilet papering a Certain Reviwers house or broadcasting my witty and hilarious movie commentary over a loudspeaker during each and every film I will ever attend from this point on.

(the editor Remus J. Lupin wishes to clarify for legal reasons that comments above are aimed at no particular individual, all wishes views presented are the writer and the writers views alone, and to please not sue the paper)


Godric’s Post                                                                                  3rd March 2009

Film: 101 Fantastic Beasts
Director: Newt Scamander
Plot Summary: CGI animals have a good time. Audience have a good time.

Scamander has always had a talent for animation, even his questionable films like Beasts Which Are Fantastic If Only We Knew Where To Find Them (nonsensical, long-winded title) and The Porpentina Goldstein Story (thought it was going to be about hedgehogs. It was not.) should be seen purely for their onscreen beauty alone.

Thankfully, 101 Fantastic Beats wasn’t a repeat of the Hedgehog Incident but rather exactly what it says on the tin, 101 Fantastic Beasts romping around the city and having a jolly good time, until one of them dies and the entire world becomes a bleak hell-scape that you are desperate to escape because you can’t stop crying.

Unfortunately my screening experience of this charming film was somewhat hindered by the near constant stream of insults and accusations of ‘eye assault’ from a Certain Reviewer which culminated in said reviewer tipping popcorn that Was Not Hers across The Innocent Victims Lap.

The reviewers in question needn’t have ever spoken again but because a Certain Reviewer had slandered another Wholly Blameless Reviewer in her paper, which the Wholly Blameless Reviewer’s Mother reads, some things had to be sorted out. And those things were trying to get the Certain Reviewer to print a retraction so the Wholly Blameless Reviewers Mother would stop bloody going on about it.  

On top of this Wholly Blameless was mocked mercilessly for showing emotion during what ranks as one of the most heart-breaking scenes of all time, next to such movie moments as the ending of Dead Poets Society and the shooting of Bambi’s mother in Bambi. Obviously a Certain Reviewer needs to borrow a heart so she doesn’t have to poke fun at others for having what she does not: feelings. Wholly Blameless would be happy to lend her some of his, as he’s just good like that and not at all the ‘slice of expired a*shole’ he’d previously been accused of being.

101 Beasts has heart (unlike Certain Reviewer’s) and is appropriate for the whole family excluding twelve year olds, because obviously they’re terrible and you’d never want to take them anywhere anyway, so it’s a win-win.

(The editor wishes to clarify that the writers list of saddest movie moments is flawed because it has left off the Jack death scene from Titanic because the writer thinks ‘Cameron clearly emotionally manipulated the audience’ and ‘there was plenty of room for both of them on that door’ because the writer is an imbecile. The editor cannot believe he is the film critic.)


Godric’s Post                                                                                  11th April 2009

Film: The Cupboard Under The Stairs
Director: Gilderoy Lockhart
Summary: You really don’t want to know.

Gilderoy Lockhart has won two Oscars, and yet every time I watch one of his films I have to forcefully remind myself that it wasn’t shot by a nine-year old with a camcorder who uses their dog as a sound assistant. The dullness of the film will stun and bewilder all who see it, as it defies reason why such a thing should be made.

True Hairy Chins Shouldn’t Be Seen By The Public was wildly funny (despite meaning to be a serious documentary), but aside from that I can’t think of a Lockhart film I’ve ever enjoyed aside from classics like Gadding With Ghouls and Travels With Trolls which hardly look like Lockhart films at all, despite him having directed them.

Cupboard Under The Stairs is so mind-blowing ridiculous, from the wooden dialogue to the extended shots of director and star Lockhart doing mind-numbingly boring tasks while smiling garishly, that when I found myself sitting next to a Certain Reviewer I didn’t even bother to move but rather stayed if only to have something to do. A slight physical fight broke out, and by fight I mean a Certain Reviewer hit me for a comment I made about the twenty second long director credit, so obviously I pinched her, and then before I knew what was happening we had been thrown out.

I don’t want you to think, dear reader who has clicked on this review and therefore pays my rent, that I might have acted unprofessionally by getting thrown out a movie twenty minutes in. I want to clarify: I absolutely acted unprofessionally. There is no ‘might’ about it. But my point still stands: the film was garbage, and that fact that I could tell this from only the first twenty minutes is further evidence of its garbagery.

Now I know at this point you’re all clambering to hear more about the two hours I spent alone with a Certain Reviewer, as for some bizarre reason, you’re all incredibly interested in our relationship built off pure loathing and irritation. Well, prepare yourselves readers, because a Certain Reviewer’s favorite filmmaker is not only Wes Anderson (!! There should be a limit to the amount of pastel on a screen at one point). But she also hasn’t read the best novel of all time, The Great Gatsby, and then told me that that ‘wasn’t that weird’ and asked me to ‘close my mouth’ because ‘its been two minutes’ and its ‘getting weird’.

However she did earn points back by liking Star Wars (if she hadn’t, I may have committed a crime worse than Cupboard Under the Stairs’ acting) and she also noted that Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet was her sexual awakening, and I to felt a deep attraction to DiCaprio and still do despite his insistence on growing a beard every few years. She laughed at this, but I think it was a laugh of agreement, so therefore it wasn’t bad.

Cupboard Under the Stairs was one of the worst atrocities committed to film, but a Certain Reviewer agreed that Han shooting first was an important part of his character, so all is not wrong with the world.


Text from James Potter to Sirius Black: do u think i look like leonardo dicaprio

Sirius Black: no

Sirius Black: is this bc evans said she liked him

James Potter: absolutely not


Text from James Potter to Remus Lupin: do i look like leo dicaprio

Remus Lupin: firstly, dont call him leo

Remus Lupin: and secondly, obvsly not

Remus Lupin: no two people have ever looked more different

James Potter: fuck u


Text from James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: do i look like leo dicaprio

Peter Pettigrew: no u look like u have a thing for evans

Peter Pettigrew: sirius told me to say that

Peter Pettigrew: whos evans

James Potter: do u not even read my fuckin column pete

Peter Pettigrew: it costs four pounds a week to subscribe to ur shitty paper i don’t have that kind of money


Godric’s Post                                                                                     3rd May 2009

RED CARPET WATCH

The Godric’s own Sirius Black, gossip columnist extraordinaire, was sent to the Red Carpet premiere of A Streetcar Named the Knightbus and reported back to us on all the hot gossip and glamour of the night.

In what may have been my favorite red-carpet to date, not in the least because Rita Skeeter was thrown out for badgering guests only ten minutes in, but because the greatest thing in the world happened. It was so great in fact, that I managed to look past the colossal injustice of me not being invited to walk the carpet myself, which was clearly a mistake (the editor Remus J Lupin would like to clarify it was not) and have a roaring good night.

May I just clarify that by roaring good night I mean I got absolutely plastered (The editor wishes to state that The Godric does not promote drinking) so the night comes back to me in bits, and from what I can remember everyone looked great. I can’t remember what the film was about, or even if they let me in (editor: they did not.) but even if it wasn’t I’m sure the film was good too. (editor: it was average)

But as I mentioned above, the best thing in the world happened, and that was that The Godric’s very own film critic James Potter got to walk the red carpet. He will tell you this is because his insightful and poignant columns are finally getting the attention they deserve. Any sane person would then loudly talk over him and say the real reason is because he’s become rapidly more popular with the introduction of a Miss Lily Evans, also a film critic, into his weekly reviews. Or, as James calls her, A Certain Reviewer. (editor: for legal reasons the editor must assert that A Certain Reviewer could be any individual and to please not sue the paper for defamation.)

Turns out Miss Evans had a popularity boost as well, because she was also on the red carpet, looking ravishing in a backless teal ballgown, and honestly, readers, it was a sight to see Evans in that dress. Potter obviously thought so to, as he spent the entire night staring. And not subtle staring. Obvious, in-awe, I-can’t-believe-a-person-can-look this-good, staring.

Now, once I’d gotten over the fact that not once in our ten-year friendship had James ever given me that look, I was absolutely thrilled. I had a thirty pound bet going that they’d be together by May and I’d just won, if that look was any indication. (the editor: it was twenty pounds.)

Furthermore, Evans and Potter spent the entire night talking, not even noticing how the cameras had utterly latched on to them despite having no idea who they were, purely based on the looks they were giving each other. It was a sight to behold, seeing two utterly oblivious people in formalwear hold a conversation probably about the merits of dressing gowns (they talk about weird stuff like that) while what felt like the entire world took photos.

Now I’m aware I’m meant to be discussing the gossip and glamour from the whole night and not just two D-list celebrities who happen to both be my friends. But consider this: I do not care. These photos are modern art. Both so clearly have a crush on each other it’s embarrassing. Even Moony would have to agree (the editor: I do.). Anyway, in summary of the night: I bet everyone reading this that they’ll be screwing in a month. Mark my words.

[image: a man in a suit and a woman in a dress, against a while backdrop with A Street Car Named the Knightbus film logo printed across it. Her head is turned towards him, laughing, holding a delicate purse. He is looking at her, mouth parted, like she is the first girl he has ever seen. Something to be looked at just to make sure she didn’t disappear, blown by the wind, like in a dream. A dream girl- except not. A real girl, in a real dress, in a real place. He can’t quite believe it. A hundred camera flashes go in the background.]


Text from Sirius Black to James Potter: so whens the wedding

James Potter: i fuckin hate u


Sirius Black renamed the group james’ got the hots for evans

James Potter: this is cyber bullying

James Potter: im calling netsafe

Remus Lupin renamed the group netsafe cant help the fact that ur in love with evans

James Potter renamed the group stop now

Sirius Black renamed the group not a chance mate


Sirius Black created the Facebook Page Lily Evans and James Potter should get it on

This page received 17,798 likes.


Text from Lily Evans to Sirius Black: im going to fucking maim u. take it down.

Sirius Black: sent a link

Lily Evans: if that’s a link to the fucking page i will cut your balls off

Sirius Black: its not

Sirius Black: on an unrelated note do not click on that link it is a virus I just remembered


Remus Lupin created the Facebook Page Lily Evans and James Potter should get it on part two because lily made us delete the last one

This page received: 21,104 likes.


(don’t forget to check out ellie’s part here)

anonymous asked:

Omfg that Ellie chick the horrible one who wrote the buzzfeed article hasn't tweeted in 5 days ever since tree told her and buzzfeed to edit her article I'm screaming tree has her shaking lmfao karma is gonna come to that Ellie chick

GOOD. I hope she got in trouble with her editor for posting a blatantly biased article that had numerous untruths in it and was basically written to the point of being slanderous.  I hope she got fired.   I can’t even tell you the last time i saw an article say “edited after we heard from TS publicist” or anything like that. In fact i dont even know if i have ever seen that happen. Tree was pissed. As she should be. 

The Battle for Yoosung

Hello guys!! Sorry I forgot yoosung in my previous HC so I decided to do a post JUST FOR HIM CAUSE HE IS A PRECIOUS BABY WHO DESERVES THE WORLD

-> MC has a younger better looking sister and that sister (she isn’t a sister anymore :) ) tried hitting on Yoosung <-

• it’s been six months since your first RFA party.
• You and yoosung were “couple goals” because YALL did everything together.
• you played games together, cooked together, -exercise if you know what I mean ;) - because lord Jesus Christ
• this boy was gaining muscle from having you pinned against a certain wall c:
*ANYWAYS THIS ISNT A NSFW POST JESUS MOD SAERAN GET IT TOGETHER*
• :)
• so you and Yoosung were finishing battling a certain tribe that took FOREVER to beat
• beat with your team and his team joining forces
• you FINALLY DESTORYED AGENT 707 TRIBE BWUAHAHHAHHA
• this bean was happy
• HE WAS CRYING HE PICKED YOU UP AND KISSED YOU AND THANKED YOU GOR EVERYTHING
• he put you back down and just blurted out
• I want you to meet my family
• I kid you not he was like
• (/.O) me ?
• yes!! YOU
•(O.\) BUT WHY
• idiot cause I love you and I want you to meet them
• BUT MEETING FAMILY MC IS LIKE THE BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT A MEMBER I MEAN PERSON CAN EVER REACHED
• you smiled and hugged him and kissed him gently
• I know and they will love you
• HE TURNED RED
• HE PUT THE COLOR RED TO SHAME
• you went to the other room and saw the chat room blowing up
• you logged on and saw yoosung asking for advice for meeting parents
• -Seven: MY BOY IS NOW A MAN YAAHOOOOO
• -Zen: Just act professionally like Trust Fund Kid Does
•-Jumin: At least I am a better actor than Zen would ever be
•- Jaehee: Mr. Han I don’t appreciate you putting down Zen acting career
•- Jumin: he has a career ? Then why he isn’t receiving checks like I am Assistant Kang. Oh right, he only gets letters.
• - Jaehee Kang has left the Chatroom-
• -Zen: WHY YOU YOU YOUUU
•-Yoosung: GUUUYYYYYSSSSSS *crying emoji* I NEED HELPPPPPP I DONT WANNA LOOK BAD
•- Jumin: that is what zen says before he enters an audition
•-Seven: HAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL what is my elly doing
• - MC joined the Chatroom-
• LITERALLY THE WHOLE FUCKING CHATROOM AT ONCE
• MC DID YOU eat
•-MC: no i didnt because me and Yoosung are going over to my parents TODAY
•- Yoosung has left the Chatroom-
• MC: I have to go you guys :) make sure everyone stays safe! And remember to eat!
• - MC has left the Chatroom -

• Yoosung why did you leave !?
• MC TODAY. WHY TODAY. I AM NOT READY TO FACE THEM I CANT. THEY WILL SEE IT IN MY FACE THAT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. THEY WILL SEE THAT I HAD SEX WITH YOU WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT MC IM SORRY. IM SORRY IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
• you just ran to him and hugged him and told him to relax
• you kissed and reassured him that everything was going to be and that your parents are not gonna know if they had sex
• he turned red
• you guys got in the car and went on your way
• you guys arrived and he was a mess
• he was sweating everywhere
• doing breathing exercises like a pregnant woman
• you grabbed his hand and gave it a tight squeeze and looked at him with your eyes
• he relax and was ready
• you heard him sigh “ I am a man”
• you knocked on the door and your father opened it and gave you a TIGHT HUG
• yoosung was thinking
- REMEMBER TIGHT GRIP HERE COMES THE TEST OF BEING A MAN. YOU MUST HAVE A TIGHT GRIP
• he extended his arm out and your father just got his arm and pulled it to bring him into a hug
• HUG. YAAAAASSSSSSSSS he was thinking mentally
• he met your mom and she instantly called him son
• he felt right at home
• they told him that this was the first time MC brought anyone home
• he cried on the spot
• you hugged him
• your mother hugged you hugging him
• your father did the big group him
• then you heard your sister sighing
• YALL need to get over yourself-> said Ashley
* yup this bitch name is Ashley* ( if I used your name here you are a wonderful person C: I’m just thinking of whatever name comes into my head )
• but then she saw yoosung
• she lived for innocent men
• she loved the power of making them blush and flustered
• she found a new prey
• she walked up to yoosung and looked him up and down
• RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU
* ON THE RED CORNER IS MC ON THE LEFT IS ASHLEY LETS GET READY TO RRUUUMMBLLLLLEEWWWWWWWW*
Jk
Anyways
• yoosung POOR BABY YOOSUNG
• MC DO I HAVE something on my shirt do I have something on me
• Ashley: yeah you are gonna have me all over you soon
•MC: Ashley i SWEAR leave him alone. He is mine. Now. Back. Off.
* HERE COMES THE GLOVES YALL*
•Ashley: awwwwww MC are you sccaaarreeed ~~
Scared that he will chose me over you
• Yoosung: there THERE is No competition
I LOVE MC
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME
IDK YOU
YOU MAY BE HER SISTER
BUT MC IS MY GIRLFRIEND
AND SHE WILL BE MY FUTURE WIFE SO DONT YOU DARE
TEASE HER ABOUT ME GOING WITH YOU
CAUSE
I
YOOSUNG KIM
WILL
NEVER
EVER
BETRAY
MC
IN
THAT
WAY

your parents cried :’)

Lucifans and casual viewers

i CANNOT stress this enough. Watch the show LIVE when it airs. If you have forgotten it airs at 9 PM EST/ 8PM CT. Its important. We are still beating the lead in Gotham but not by much.
2x14 Demo: 1.0 Viewership: 3.43 million
2x13 Demo 1.23 Viewership: 4.19 million

But C, you say “Its been renewed”
1. Yes, i know its been renewed so you think the live viewership may not matter but it does especially if we are on track to get a season 4.
But C, you say “i dont want to wait another day”
2. Yes, i know that it airs a day early in Canada and then gets distributed on bootleg sites. Think about how hard these actors have worked especially since weve only got FOUR MORE EPISODES to finish out a magnificent season 2.

biyoosung  asked:

i love your blog and headcanons so much!! if it's alright with you, could i request some headcanons for drunk rfa + saeran?? :o

i love you so much!! yes, yes you CAN

Yoosung

  • The Sad Drunk™
  • so much crying
  • Seven told him his fly was down and he cried for 20 minutes
  • also if you think he talks about Rika too much when he’s sober
  • you should see him DRUNK
  • “hey Yoosung, can you help clean up a bit?”
  • “Rika used to clean”
  • also: 0 to 100 real quick
  • one second he is crying over Rika
  • the next second he literally just punched V in the face???
  • and Zen is like ??? arent there rules against punching a blind dude ??
  • and Yoosung is like ARENT THERE RULES AGAINST RUINING MY LIFE???
  • please keep Yoosung away from alcohol

Zen

  • Zen is just himself x1000 drunk
  • if he so much as sees his reflection in a SPOON he is GONE
  • also, every single time Zen gets drunk around other people he wants to play spin the bottle
  • it happens every single time
  • also most times he’ll try and convince someone to go with him to egg/TP Jumin’s penthouse
  • “hey…whaddya say me and you go egg that ass hole trust fund kids house?”
  • “are you referring to Jumin?”
  • “y-yea that guy”
  • “Zen, im Jumin”
  • “are…are you saying you dont want to egg your house?”
  • drunk Zen just wants to kiss everyone and deface Jumin’s property in some way

Jaehee

  • wine mom
  • similarly to Zen, she will often talk shit about Jumin while he is well within ear-shot
  • also probably accuses him of being a furry
  • and he’s like ??? IM RIGHT HERE ???
  • also keep elly far, far away from Jaehee when she’s drunk
  • Jaehee was staying at Jumins penthouse watching elly once and she got drunk there
  • she like, legit got into an argument with that cat
  • it almost got physical
  • Jumin watched the whole thing via security tapes and didnt know whether to be scared or LAUGH HIS ASS OFF
  • poor Jaehee

Jumin

  • it takes a lot to get Jumin drunk alright
  • but when he does, oh man
  • Jumin is so sassy when he’s drunk
  • like roasting people left and right
  • “Yoosung, are you crying over Rika again or because you cant get a girlfriend?”
  • ZING
  • “hey Zen, hows that actors salary treating you?”
  • ZING
  • he is on FIRE
  • and everyone in the room hates him

707

  • i personally headcanon Seven as the Designated Driver™ like, every time
  • but on the rare occasion that he lets himself get drunk
  • he’s like, a MEGA downer
  • like the first time the RFA got Seven drunk they were like hehehe this is gonna be so great!! what if he tries to jump off the roof or something lolololol!
  • “do you guys every think about how none of us will ever make a difference on this tiny little planet?”
  • “and even if we did, what would it matter? the human race wont even be here in a couple million years”
  • “and in a few billion years, not even the earth will be here”
  • “so why are we here now? whats the point of us being together? its impossible to do anything that matters, so why do anything at all?”
  • “if any one of us vanished the universe would continue as it always has, unbothered. unmoved. our existence in this world leaves as much of an imprint as a hand does in a bucket of water”
  • Zen takes Sevens beer and pours it out into the sink
  • thats the last time they do that

Saeran

  • sleepy 
  • clingy
  • whiny
  • and sometimes grumpy!!
  • “i wanna go hoooomeee”
  • “Saeran, we’re at home right now”
  • “i want ice creaaaaaammmmmaahhh”
  • “theres ice cream in the freezer”
  • “i want different ice creeeaammmmmaah”
  • Seven will be sitting on the couch and Saeran will lay on the couch and put his head in Saerans lap
  • “Saeyoung…i’m tired…”
  • Seven wants to YELP but just looks at MC and mouths the words oh my god
  • MC gives him a thumbs up
  • sometimes Seven will get Saeran drunk just so he’ll be nicer
  • he’s a good brother he SWEARS

thanks for reading!!! hope you liked it LOLOLOL

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SANJI/PUDDING FANMIX: FACADE

facade (n): show, front, appearance, illusion, mask, veil, cloak, masquerade

“A relationship is built on the top of facade when two people step on a royal wedding which is full of conspiracy. When sacrifice is an illusion, trust is betrayed, love is just a game, and tears are shed; which side will win in the end? The actor behind his mask or the actress behind her veil?”

>> LISTEN on Youtube or Spotify

This is a collaboration fanmix made by me and @douxpudding​. Tracks are arranged by chapter order from 845-864, better not to play in shuffle. Annotation/Lyrics snippet are under the cut.

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anonymous asked:

High school AU!! How would RFA and V and Unknown ask MC to prom?!

i will now attempt my longest yeah boy,ever

yeah boooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoosung

  • be cool Yoosung just bE COOL
  • “Yoosung, you alright? you’re acting kind of weird today”
  • ffffuck, he wasnt cool enough
  • “y-yea MC! i’m fine! i’m like, totally cool. cool as a cucumber”
  • cool as a cucumber?? what the hell is coming out of this kids mouth right now i sWEAR
  • Yoosung was walking MC to their third period like he did everyday
  • side by side, the back of Yoosungs hand brushes MC’s
  • he yanks his hand away, feeling jumpier than normal
  • “okay seriously, whats with you? did my skin sting you or something?” 
  • “NO! no, no i swear”
  • Yoosung wipes his palms off on his pants
  • okay, this was it
  • Yoosung knew that on the board in MC’s classroom it was going to say in big letters
  • PROM WITH ME?
  • it was gonna be GREAT
  • Yoosung opens the door to MC’s classroom, ready for the big reveal
  • “thanks, Yoosung! i’ll catch you at lunch!”
  • wait….the board is totally blank??!?
  • wHAT THE HELL??
  • “yea….cya then…”
  • Yoosung takes out his phone and dials Sevens number
  • “hey, tiger! howd the promposal go?”
  • “it didnt! Seven, i told you to write the message on the board for today! what the heck happened?!”
  • “i did, i did! room B-134, right?”
  • Yoosung smacks his forehead with his free hand
  • “no, you idiot. room D-134. D as in dog”
  • “oooooh…..uh-oh….”
  • this is the last time Yoosung trusts Seven with anything
  • Yoosung pokes his head into MC’s classroom, thankfully the bell hasnt rung yet
  • “MC, i need to ask you something”
  • “whats up, Yoosung?”
  • “well ive been wanting to ask you think for awhile now and i had this big plan with a cute message but stupid Seven ruined it and well i-”
  • “Yoosung, you’re rambling again”
  • “right, right. MC, will you go to prom with me?”
  • MC’s face turns bright red at Yoosungs sudden proposal
  • suddenly they’re even more of a nervous wreck than he was
  • “um yea i mean, i’d love to, Yoosung”
  • score

Zen

  • thank god Zen had some acting skills under his belt
  • he’s a nervous wreck right now, but thankfully he knows how to hide it
  • unlike a certain smol blonde boy
  • “hey, MC! how about you let me drive you home today?”
  • “are you sure thats alright?”
  • “of course, cutie! it’s on the way to my place anyway”
  • so Zen and MC enjoy a short car ride together, in which MC sings along to all Zen’s favorite songs loudly and out of key
  • in case you were wondering Zens favorite songs are chained up, growl, blood sweat and tears, and sometimes hard carry
  • he just laughs at how adorable they are and tries to refrain from dancing while he drives
  • “thanks for the ride, Zen!”
  • “the pleasure was all mine. i’ll walk you to the door”
  • MC says goodbye to Zen, unlocking their front door and opening it
  • they turn to walk inside and see a pathway of rose petals lit up on either side by rows of small candles
  • it smelled like vanilla…MC’s favorite scent
  • “Zen, did you-”
  • “just follow the petals, sweetheart”
  • Zen was smiling sweetly, his face lit only by the light coming from the candles
  • MC walks along the path of red petals that led to their bedroom
  • their room was lit by dozens of candles
  • and on their bed spelled out in rose petals was the word
  • “PROM?”
  • MC gasps and covers their mouth
  • they turn to Zen, whos still wearing the same sweet smile
  • “oh, Zen…”
  • “what do you say, MC?”
  • “yes!!”
  • Zen probably didnt know this
  • but MC wanted to go to prom with Zen more than anything

Jaehee

  • stabucks study session with MC
  • only this time, Jaehee has a trick up her sleeve
  • she’s doing something when MC walks through the doors
  • “hey, Jaehee! let me just grab a drink and i’ll be there in a sec
  • Jaehee gestures to a mug sitting across from her
  • “i got your drink already, MC! chai latte, right?”
  • “you’re the best, Jaehee”
  • MC pics up the mug and notices some writing on it
  • “I must ask you a question…”
  • they turn the mug around to look at the other side
  • “…drink up!”
  • “whats this, Jaehee? a hidden message?”
  • “why dont you finish your latte and find out?”
  • while MC and Jaehee study, they slowly drain their mug of its contents until it’s finally empty
  • MC moves the cup away from their face, peering into the bottom
  • “prom?”
  • “oh, Jaehee!”
  • Jaehee reaches across the table and grabs MC’s hands
  • “well, what do you say?”
  • “yes! yes, of course i’ll be your date to prom!”
  • Jaehee smiles
  • this is her first time having a real date to prom

Jumin

  • Jumin was just going to ask MC to prom
  • like just a casual “please be my date to the prom” over lunch or something
  • but when he started talking to Jaehee about it
  • “im thinking of asking MC to prom, Jaehee”
  • “oh, thats so romantic, how? are you going to get flowers? chocolates? presents?”
  • “i’m just….going to ask her?”
  • Jaehee has never been more disappointed
  • “Jumin no…just..no”
  • so thanks to Jaehee, Jumin has a great plan to ask MC to prom that they HAVE to say yes to (according to her)
  • tbh Jaehee and Jumin fought a lot over how he should ask MC to prom before finally coming to a compromise
  • he planned a study session with MC on saturday
  • they came to his door, backpack slung over one shoulder and a couple textbooks held next to their chest
  • “good morning, Jumin!”
  • “good morning”
  • MC waslk past him, throwing their backpack and books on the floor
  • “wheres my cute Elizabeth 3rd on this fine morning?”
  • MC scans the room for their favorite feline friend
  • “last i saw she was resting on the couch. why dont you go greet her?”
  • Jumin smiles
  • he loves the way MC is so good with Elizabeth
  • he stays behind to collect MC’s belongings while they rush to say hello to Elly
  • “oh? whats this?”
  • he hears them say from the other room
  • MC removes a small piece of pink paper that was attached to Elizabeths collar, reading it out loud
  • “MC, i think you would make the puuuuurrfect date for Jumin at prom. dont you agree?”
  • Jumin comes into the room when he hears MC read the note
  • they stroke Elly gently on the head, speaking in a quiet voice
  • “to be honest, Elizabeth, i completely agree!”
  • MC looks up at Jumin
  • “i’d love to be your date!”
  • wow, Jumin kind of cant believe he just pulled off his first…
  • oh, what did Jaehee call it…
  • promposal?

707

  • “boo!”
  • “gah!”
  • MC was fiddling with their locker combination when Seven decided to scare the shit out of them
  • “geez Seven, why do you do this every damn day?”
  • Seven leans against the locker next to MC’s: the picture of a chill high school boy
  • he really tends to overdo it though
  • he leans closer to MC
  • “cause it’s funny every damn day”
  • MC rolls their eyes, pulling their combination lock down to open their locker
  • “hah-hah. Seven i swear, sometimes you’re just too much-”
  • MC opens their locker door, and are bombarded by
  • a bunch of…giant raisins?
  • the things spill out, it seems like hundreds of them, all over the floor where MC stands
  • alright, what the fuck
  • when all the over sized raisins are done pouring out of MC’s locker, the only thing remaining is a single note card
  •  MC, deciding to ignore all the fruit that just cascaded out of their locker, picks up the note card
  • i mean, when your best friend is 707, you’re kind of used to some crazy shit happening every once in awhile
  • they bring it to their face, reading the small, sloppy lettering
  • “will you be my date to prom?”
  • MC looks down at the scattered fruit on the ground
  • “ooohh….these are….”
  • they look back at Seven whose still leaning against the locker, but now holds a single rose
  • he wears a big smile, cheeks red
  • he doesnt speak, but raises his brows excitedly as if to say
  • get it?
  • MC takes the flower from him
  • “of course i’ll be your date, Seven”
  • his smile gets even bigger
  • “but only because we make such a great pear”
  • suddenly Seven wishes he had asked MC to marry him instead of just be his date to prom

V

  • V has never really been the best at…puns…
  • or grand gestures…
  • which are both the main elements of a promposal
  • but he wanted to take MC to prom so badly
  • so, with a little help from joke master Seven and romance master Zen
  • V finally had the perfect promposal ready for MC
  • they came home from school one day to find V standing among dozens of colorful balloons
  • like, their living room was stuffed
  • “V, what-”
  • he holds up a sign that reads
  • PROM? it would really BLOW if you said no!
  • MC starts giggling when they read the sign
  • they cant believe V would so something like this for them
  • “V, you dont need to fill my living room with balloons to convince me to go to the dance with you”
  • V’s face turns red
  • “i-i know…i just wanted to do something sweet for you”
  • and it was so incredibly sweet
  • but what are they going to do with all of these balloons?

Saeran

  • promposals are sappy and lame and the stupid puns people use arent even funny just
  • even prom itself is overrated HONESTLY
  • but according to Yoosung, a good way to let someone know you like them is to ask them to prom
  • so Saeran has to do this shit
  • but honestly, it would be nice to slow dance with MC…
  • aNYWAY,
  • Saeran sits down at lunch and everyone is there except for MC
  • “so, Saeran, i heard you were going to ask MC to prom”
  • Seven smirks at Saeran
  • he glares at Yoosung
  • “sorry, Saeran…you know i’m bad at secrets…”
  • he rolls his eyes
  • “yea. what of it?”
  • “well, how are you gonna do it? a big poster?”
  • “god no. too tacky”
  • “write them a letter sprayed with a little bit of your cologne?”
  • “what the hell, Seven?”
  • “hey man, i’m just spit ballin’ here”
  • “i suggest you both shut up. MC’s about to sit down” Jaehee cuts in
  • MC greets everyone as they approach the table and sit down next to Saeran
  • “so, MC! have a date to the big dace?” Seven immediately says
  • “uh..no. not at the moment”
  • “have anyone in mind?”
  • “i thought we were all going as a group…?”
  • “well yea but dont you want to have like a date?”
  • MC tilts their head
  • “Seven, what the hell-”
  • “Seven….” Saeran growls at him
  • Seven quickly shuts his mouth
  • “alright, am i missing something?” MC crosses their arms
  • ……….
  • “i…i wanted to take you to the dance”
  • “what?”
  • “prom. i want to be your date for prom.”
  • “Saeran?”
  • “what?”
  • MC was smiling brightly
  • “i’d love to go to prom with you!”
  • Saeran looks up and starts to smile too
  • they…they really wanted to go to prom with him!
  • i mean prom was totally lame but…
  • nice :)

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magpiesarefluffy  asked:

SHIT UR ART SO CUTE I DIE ok now i got that outta my system, founding fathers request- jefferson and hamilton need to watch Up together. both scoff and say they dont care about animation to look tough. Five minutes in and they're crying like babies over the end of Carl and Ellie's romance.

bONUS HAM WRITING FAN FICTION

bless you for the chance to draw this amazing request

alwaysinnarnia  asked:

I love the Andromeda Black edit you made recently! ♤? Thank you!

thANK YOU honestly im really proud of my new edits; cant wait to look back in 2 months and say “wtf elly”

( also a smol thanks to you because you’ve been here since i made my first edit YoU REquested it!! just massive thank honestly #tooemotional )

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anonymous asked:

Thanks to the previous anon I have gone down the rabbit hole on the Pinterest board and have now convinced myself that baby Sylvia has Alex's eyes (Jackson & Jules both have blue eyes) and that it's Jackson who dies and the beginning of the first sequel (which I'm almost beside myself with excitement for). Love Jackson but excited to meet Alex. Dont expect you to repost or confirm/deny the first bit but could you please say whether or not we are supposed to know who Rachel and Maggie are yet?

Rachel is Ellie’s second girlfriend (you haven’t met her yet) and Maggie is Amelia’s friend who Will made out with in the camping chapters. And our Pinterest board is FULL of things that might sprout all kinds of interesting theories. Fun place to go down the rabbit hole! (As is the playlist) 😉

on my mind
  • and now i dont understand it, you dont mess with love you mess with the truth: taurus, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius
  • and i know i shouldnt say it but my heart dont understand: aries, cancer, virgo, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

ladyjericho hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: They didn’t recognize her though. Plus they fucked…

is this still abt drole&amp;gloxinia and the possibility of derieri being alive and her being the one who told zeldris about ellie? i think derieri/monspeet most definitely survived and are the ones who told zeldris. drole&amp;glox were ruminating in betraying the commandments, so idt they would tattle on her. plus derieri’s whole confrontation with ellie was focused around how she recognized her, specifically. and that was brought up again this chapter.
and if it had been estarossa who told him, dont you think the topic wouldve come up much earlier than this, like during the second vaizel arc or smth (i think zeldris confronted meliodas there abt things but i dont quite remember.)

I think they survived too and what you’re saying makes sense. I’m definitely not saying it wasn’t Derieri that told them. I just don’t think it’s 100% confirmed that it was her. Because as I said there are other possibilities.
There was also no reason to mention Elizabeth when Zeldris and Meliodas talked. They didn’t really talk much either, it was mostly Estarossa who shit-talked later and even HE didn’t mention Elizabeth even though he definitely knew about her. 
That being said I do think Derieri and Monspeet and still alive and it could just as well have been them who told Zeldris about Elizabeth. One way or another Derieri will definitely have some more confrontation time with Elizabeth.

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my garsako fanmix(es) that ive had under wraps for a while but 8tracks sucks now so there’s no point in trying to make playlists there. i dont wanna try anything else so ill just link yt vids and let ppl listen as they please

SIDE A (lord garmadon)

1. Passion Pit - Constant Conversations // 2. Ke$ha - Supernatural // 3. Rise Against - Savior // 4. Hall and Oates - She’s Gone // 5. Seven Lions - Worlds Apart // 6. Ellie Goulding - Bittersweet // 7. The Bird And The Bee - I Can’t Go For That // 8. Dessa - The Man I Knew

SIDE B (sensei garmadon)

1. Passion Pit - Cuddle Fuddle // 2. Tegan and Sara - Love They Say // 3. Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You // 4. Blake Lewis - She Gives Me Her Love // 5. Ludo - Anything For You // 6. Major Lazer - Be Together // 7. Gregory and the Hawk - Leaves // 8. Lenka - Nothing

juicyrecords  asked:

I love your art, its stunning and goregous I could gush and stare at it all day!! How do you colour? like your technique for Ellie's hair! if you wouldn't mind sharing ;__; Have a lovely day!

thanks so much !!!!! and sure though i dont have a SOLID method this is vaguely how things are done (i use paint tool SAI btw)

1. sketch out your hair (on a layer OVER your face). remember layers and shelves of hair that cross over each other

2. add a layer underneath with your midtone color, set your sketch layer to “shade.” the lighter the hair, the more you want to decrease the opacity of the sketch layer. combine them.

3. put a layer over that and get a darker, more saturated shade. start going under all those hair shelf things. THE ACRYLIC TOOL IS THE #1 TOOL TO DO HAIR WITH !! define the crevices. try not to scream. set this layer to “shade” and lower opacity until it stops looking dumb. combine.

4. do the same thing except with a brighter color. go over the tops of the strands and set to “luminosity.” try to define all the little hair pieces, especially toward the ends. realize that youve been sitting in front of a computer for 8 hours.

5. use your acrylic tool and color picker to start cleaning up your strands. make the small hair clumps into even smaller hair clumps. dont forget to keep the crevices dark and the ends light ! realize that it is 4 am. cry.

6. split even smaller hair clumps into VERY TINY hair clumps. make some strands go against the flow. these strands are rebels.

7. lower the opacity on your color tool a little and make it very small. start putting very small hairs straying from the clumps. everywhere. put them everywhere just fucking do it

8. fiNALLy add a layer over top and make a stripe with your light, bright color in kind of a bent shape where the light hits it. down at the bottoms and near the ears and stuff put your darker color, and maybe even a little above your bright streak. blend it up using the water tool and set layer to “lumi&shade.” cry. hug your loved ones and inform them that you are still alive after all this time staring at a computer screen. make a neat gif of the process

done!

“Everyone I have ever cared about either died or left me.. Everyone — fucking except for you! So dont tell me I would be safer with somebody else, because truth is I would just be more scared.”

The Last of Us + Scared for my 13th day!

I utterly love the part where Ellie takes care of Joel! This game was all about the development of their relationship,  and earlier we hear Ellie saying the phrase i quoted above to Joel, and later on the DLC, we come to see her despair trying to take care of him… And on top of the cake, Riley give us the cherry saying that they should try to stay with the ones loved and fight for it, even if its for one extra second together!
bla bla bla yeah, this part really fucked me up haha And i love it!!!

DHMIS 6 Post 2

In this post, I will be going over the differences between the begining of the first DHMIS and the end of DHMIS 6. If you havnt seen my first post you should go check that out.

Lets start out with the date. Obiviously, the first DHMIS starts on the 19th of June while the end of DHMIS 6 is on the 20th of June.

Now, the rooms themselves. Unfortunatly there isnt a shot of the room at the end of DHMIS 6 with the calendar on June 20th, but I am going to count that as a difference anyway. The characters themselves and different colors. The Red Guy is now blue, the yellow guy is now green and the duck is red. If you have’nt noticed bytnow, these are their favorite colors (there are pictures below of their favorite colors, said in the first DHMIS). The objects in the two rooms are completly different. The first room has many more things inside it that the second does not, such as food bowls, a table with a phone,a teapot and another cup on the table, a newspaper, a fridge, a counter, kitchen supplies and a shelf. The floor, curtains, tablecloth and the red/blue guys chair are also different in each room. Also, in the first room the clock and the picture are on the same wall and in the second wall they are on different walls and the radio on the windowsill is replaced with a plant. The yellow(or green) guy and the green(or red) duck are bothe wearing different clothes than they did in the first DHMIS. The three differences that I think are the most important are these; 

It is more sunny outside

There is a door

They are happy.

I want to talk about that last one in more detail. The red/blue guy looks less bored and more excited. The yellow/green guy is smiling in the second picture opposed to him frowing in the first. The green/red duck also looks much happier.

Last but not least the notebook. In the first DHMIS the lightbulb doesnt appear untill the notebook says creative, but the notebook in the end of DHMIS 6 starts of with the lightbulb. Also, the notebook in the second picture has an overall more derpy look. It has derpy eyes and a derpy smile.

Thats it for this post and I hope you enjoyed. If I got anything wrong or you have and questions or suggestions dont be afraid to talk to me. Bye!!

Elly

If singers had a group chat together

Demi: We’re cool for the summer!
Justin: Where are you now?
Selena: I just wanna look good for you
Justin: What do you mean?
Selena: I’m so sick of that same old love
Justin: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Ariana: FOCUS ON ME!
Taylor: In your wildest dreams!
Demi: What’s wrong with being confident?
Adele: Hello..
Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone
The Weeknd: I only call you when it’s half past 5
One Direction: But baby I’m perfect
Jimmy Fallon: ew..
5SOS: HEY EVERYBODY
Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Sia: if you dont shut up, IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!
Walk the Moon: shut up… And dance with me.
Ellie: BURN!
Meghan: #just#got#butt#surgery… im all about that bass.
Maroon 5: sugar, yes please, your butt is way too big already.
MAGIC!: Why’d u gotta be so rude?
Kesha: im sooooo bored :( waitin for somethin interesting to happen….TIK TOK, TIK TOK.
OneRepublic: just counting stars.. omg! there’s so many!
Sam: stay with me, cuz your all i need
Sia: hey baby, i have an elastic heart.
Taylor: i have a blank space for YOU Sam ;)
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Rihanna: am i the ONLY girl in the WORLD!?
Beyonce: well, girls rule the world.
Eminem: i love the way you lie.
Britney: you wanna go!? i mean, i wanna go!
Silento: watch me.
Eminem: im not afraid!
Justin: ill show you
Camp Rock 2: it’s on!
Justin: what do you mean?
Ray Rice: slaps Justin
Justin: sorry
Random Judge: NO MORE FOOTBALL, RAY RICE!
Bruno: im gonna uptown funk YOU up.
Taylor: in your wildest dreams
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Trapqueen: 1738!
Kim kardashian: thats the amount of braincells you have
MAGIC!: why you gotta be so rude?
Kelly Clarkson: what does'nt kill you makes you stonger, right guys?
Hozier: oh god, take me to church.
Charli XCX: the fault in our stars these days…
The Weeknd: run for the HILLS!
Ray Rice: slaps the weeknd
Random Judge: First your girlfriend, now this dude?! WTF RICE!?
Michael Jackson: this is a real THRILLER.
Demi: dammm, you guys are gonna make me have a HEART ATTACK
Ed Sheeran: STOP thinking out loud people!
Pink: just give me a reason.
Maroon 5:…ANIMALS!….
Imagina Dragons: …DEMONS!….
Ariana: man, this is turning into a real PROBLEM.
Fifth Hrmony: this was so worth it.. lol!
Taylor: just shake it off
Ariana: FOCUS on the real situation people! my hair is terrible!
Katy: im gonna ROOARRR!!!!
Wiz Khalifa: see you again