you dont need pants to dance

necrojade  asked:

On a happy note, what are some of your favorite things about Lance? :3

oh boy 

  • he loves mermaids
  • “i dont need pants. im a mermaid”
  • he’s an amazing sniper and, as an archer, i have a soft spot for long-distance weapons and characters using them
  • he has pretty pretty blue eyes and they’re so expressive
  • sound effects
  • flirts with aliens at any given time, at all, like, me too??????
  • “hasta la later, keith” *dances aggressively*
  • helped pidge find money so she could buy a game she was excited about and also turned into a dolphin-human hybrid to do so. he loves her so much i want to die 
  • related: he’s probably the best older brother i bet he took his younger siblings to the beach and stayed w them all day and played with them and made sand castles and sand mermaids with them
  • literally puts his life in danger regularly to save people ???  the explosion and air vacuum thingie scenes come to mind. god he’s so good
  • that being said he can be kinda selfish (literally manipulated hunk into leaving his lion and coming w him to investigate mermaids just bc he likes mermaids) and i love that about him, i love that he’s not a perfect good boy, i wish the fandom would stop ignoring this tbh tbh
  • the entire scene in s2 where he was talking abt their plan and like, did amazing imitations. shook his butt. dabbed. literally morphed into a strange galra-humanoid thing for the sake of The Drama™
  • “that’s the tagline from like six of my favourite movies” lance is a big nerd confirmed
  • his fucking pickup lines are so funny? they’re so bad they’re good. i’d fall for them lance. i’d fall for them
  • takes the time to explain stuff when keith doesnt understand, like, they could have easily just made him make fun of keith for not getting the “vol” “tron” thing but he instead explains it 
  • also good at diffusing situations and thinking things thru *insert that god i wish that were me meme*
  • *talks fondly about his team and then immediately shits on himself* relatable tbh (but i wish he wouldnt)
  • god, his insecurities are so real they’re palpable. i think a lot of people can see themselves in him bc of them and that’s really cool
  • “is…that a cow” “mmhmmm” 
  • arguably the only paladin with any semblance of fashion sense
  • AND ON THAT NOTE HE’S A MALE CHARACTER WHO’S SHOWN TO LOVE SKINCARE UNABASHEDLY and that’s not something you ever see in media and as a cosmetician IT’S REALLY COOL BECAUSE NOW LITTLE BOYS WILL WATCH THIS AND SAY “hey lance is cool and he takes care of his skin maybe i should too!!!” like YES LANCE THANK YOU FOR DESTROYING TOXIC MASCULINITY 
  • the scene w coran and keith outside his door, when he cuts keith off with the buhububbUHBUHUHGBUHG >A< !!!!!
  • his little “yup” after shiro says the sharpshooter thing
  • *beautifully emerges from a coma to shoot someone, smirks, falls back into a coma beautifully*
  • also flirts w allura to hide the fact that he’s genuinely concerned about their situation that’s a big mood
  • flirts the moment he emerges from a fucking coma
  • flirts. so much. he’s always flirting i love that boy
  • when he had a squid on his head and just rolled w it
  • “this castle has gone apples and bananas!”
  • this:

edit: i forgot where i snagged this pic from but it was from one of @planced‘s gifsets :)

i coudl go on but for your sake i will stop

160730 #EpilogueInManila fanaccount!!


  • i was in the first 20 or so people in line
  • it was a room with a divider in the middle so while waiting we couldnt see the hitouch area but we heard them enter in hobi said HELLO in his cutest voice and my ear popped people screamed so loud
  • first thing i noticed is that their make up was like an inch thick and they kinda looked like wax figures because of it lmao
  • taehyung was the first person i saw and what everyone says is true he is more beautiful in person. he is like a blessing to us mere mortals what the hell.
  • yoongi is taller than i expected and hes also paler than i thought maybe its the make up
  • jin looked real nice and his hand was cute
  • jungkooks hair looked so good and ruffled, and his eyes were so big.
  • jimin is shorter than i expected but he was next to namjoon
  • hoseok is literally the sun his smile lights up the room and his hand was the nicest to touch.


  • i think this is the first epilogue concert they tried to speak in english 100% of the time? im not sure, but there was  LOT more attempts at speaking filipino than i expected. like the show was pretty much 80% english, 14% filipino, and 1% korean lmao.
  • i was right at the barrier near the runway!!! pretty close to the main stage too!!1 literally they were like 2 feet away im emo
  • taehyung ruffled jungkooks hair all cute during baepsae
  • hoseok dabbed so much for his dance break he’s gone we can’t save him
  • namjoon took off his jacket like an hour into the show and spent the rest of the concert in tshirts (even tho their regular costume had jackets). he seemed to come alive once the extra layer was off!! poor boy was hot. one of those outfits was a plain black tight tshirt and black skinny jeans we are truly blessed.
  • also fun fact namjoon is one of those no shame boys that when he needs to tuck in his shirt he will just SHOVE his hand down his pants smh boy
  • they were tryna get tae to say bultaoreune but instead he said “mahal ko kayo” and then danced sorry but hes the cutest
  • minjoon really love casually touching each other like waist shoulder arm u name it.
  • jung hoseok is the KING of facial expressions and hes just constantly winking and smiling and making your heart melt as he dances and hes so fluid literally i dont know how you can walk out of a concert without stanning hoseok
  • yoongi forgot his lyrics to fun boyz he was mumbling them lmao he also poured water on himself he was crazy today
  • jimin was also real lazy today he kept just making the fans sing his parts lmao
  • taehyung’s fun boyz dance break was gangnam style i makes me all warm inside knowing hes just as psy trash as i am
  • jin threw his water into the crowd and he was right in front of me i was #Blessed
  • jimin was so FLIRTY and CUTESY today like he took every opportunity to try and be cute wtf boy
  • right before jimin lifted his shirt up for NMD him and hobi like high fived it was so cute lol
  • they made us do a wave but instead of just during a regular crowd wave we did it but it was also like a wave hello i cant believe us
  • jimin like stOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and rubbed a ball against his cheek and sort of snuggled it before throwing it into the crowd hes so cute wtf
  • yoongi said “friendship tayo” and i laughed bc while its not grammatically correct its such funny slang
  • jimin said “magkikita tayo muli” aka we’ll see each other again aka my wallet is not ready
  • namjoon complimented us saying he heard us singing along to the music videos before the show and said we know how to turn up i nearly cried i love him so much
  • and even though everyone was lively and lit as hell and the concert was AMAZING it was clear that they were all at least really tired from the schedules and i hope they get a good break after kconLA
  • bonus: my friend and i ran into some korean tourists at the mall next to the venue and they were like “korean act played?” and i was like “yes!!! bangtan!!” and the dude was like “ah yeah bangtan sonyeondan!!!” it was cute.