you dont need a milk one

Nan’s Good Luck Tea

Originally posted by ofallingstar

So I made a post about my Nan passing away, and I mentioned a cup of tea she used to make before playing Bingo. I’ve had this so many times in my life and can confirm it works!

You will need:

  • Any kind of mint tea (I prefer peppermint bc that’s how my Nan made it)
  • Lemon juice (Only a few drops will do!)
  • Sugar (One spoon is enough is you dont like sugar but it’s needed to attract the luck and make it good!)
  • Your fave mug!

Add your tea to your mug (via tea leaf strainer or teabag) and add hot, not boiling water. Stir the water clockwise, as that action attracts, and add the lemon juice. (HOLY SHIT DO NOT ADD MILK I MADE THAT MISTAKE AND IT ALL COAGULATED). Anyway, add the sugar and continue stirring.

There you go! Good luck tea, drink one for my Nan, will you <3

Fasting tips/ tricks/ info Credits to: @fastgirldreamin

fasting tips/tricks/info

Note: I’m always open for Ana/Mia/Fastingg buddies. KIK me at thinnestana if you need one!
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Alright, we all fast. Some do it for 12 hours, some for 72 hours.


What happens when I fast?
First 3-6 hours:

-your body is using up all the sugar and carbs (glucose) in your body. You feel normal. It’s all good.
6-36 hours

-your body is now using fat cells (and will continue to do so after this point as well) but it’s not what your brain wants, so you might be craving foods like pasta and bread and very sweet things because your brain literally thrives on carbs and such

After 36 hours:

-your body is now using PROTEIN to get its energy, you might be experiencing muscle cramps because your body is breaking down muscles and fat to get the energy it needs.

Tips:

-drink water!! Not only does it keep you healthy but your body is losing a ton of water because carbohydrates cling to water, so when they’re being used, so is the water.

-drink 0 cal vitamin water. You need vitamins especially if you’re doing a particularly long fast. It keeps your brain healthy along with everything else.

-if you feel like you’re going to pass out, but do not want to eat, you may have low blood sugar. A spoon full of honey should help (or a small bottle of juice)

-after 36 hours of 0 cal fasting, if you still don’t want to break the fast, try doing a liquid one (so things like fruit juice, watered down tomato soup, almond milk etc)

-IF YOU ARE DRIVING DURING A FAST, DONT! Your reaction time, and overall reflexes/thought processes are hindered MAJORLY after about 15 hours.

-gum. sugar free gum is a life saver when cravings pop up (normally about 17 hours in for me)

-coffee/caffeine pills/diet pills are all great 0 cal appetite suppressants !

-0 cal sweeteners like Splenda can make water or green tea taste great.

After Fasting:

Your stomach should have shrank if you fasted more than 15 hours, so when breaking a fast:

-try something high carb, low cal, such as plain oatmeal (100) and half a banana with cinnamon (60)

-eat it slowly so that you have time to register that you’re full, a too full stomach after a fast hurts!

-then wait at least 3 hours before your next meal, which should include some protein

-make sure you don’t binge!!

the Sonic cast on Tumblr

Sonic: Never posts text, but instead uploads stunning photos of places he’s been. Loving close-ups of sneakers, sunrises, flowering fields and chilidogs. A few pictures are aimed at the ground at odd angles and show a blurry leg or arm

Tails: Runs a studyblr that reblogs pictures of old WWII biplanes. Engages in respectful meta with other fans about his favorite cartoons. Reblogs every single one of Sonic’s pictures with enthusiastic commentary. Regrets that his most popular post is eighty pages of keysmash where he nodded off over the laptop that one time

Knuckles: Reblogs rap lyrics, but doesn’t know what the space bar is and speaks exclusively in the tags. #thebloodofmyancestorsflowsinsideme #unlikesonicIdon'tchuckle #ain'tnobodygonnacomehereandeatmyplaydough

Amy: Constantly mentions Sonic in bridal pictures with the tags #OMG #IT’S FATE <3 <3. Sideblog is a tarot reading blog that occasionally doles out tips for crystal healing.

Shadow: Makes space moodboards with Emily Dickinson quotes in them. Responds to asks like “ow the edge,” “Don’t you have to hurry to the Olive Garden?,” “Shadow remember to call your father he’s having humans for dinner” and “zomfg I love you” with a middle finger. Blocks every one of his followers except Rouge and a kitten blog

Rouge: Vagues other GUN members on occasion. URL is working-girl-problems. Reblogs makeup tutorials and writes insightful gemology analysis

Eggman: “INTJ, 300 IQ, he/him, PhD in robotics, romanticist, gentleman, feminist and visionary, BLUE HEDGEHOGS DO NOT INTERACT!” Icon is of a shirtless Arnold Schwarzenegger with a bushy red mustache photoshopped on. Sealions discourse blogs just to be a jackass. Liveblogs his drunken rage whenever he plays Undertale and screams “GEEEEEETTTTT DUNKED ON” at the void before passing out in a pool of rum and ice cream

Metal Sonic: Goes viral because his entire blog consists of one post: “My humor may be ironic, but my existentialist dread and bitter loathing of my organic inferior are chronic”

Omega: Not quite as popular as Metal Sonic, but still has a respectable following due to his dry humor. Loves Russian gun memes. Pictures of army tanks are tagged #GOALS

Cream: Rarely posts due to computer restrictions. Her background rains flower petals and plays adorable anime theme songs. Posts positivity suggestions and reblogs Chao pictures. Everyone “aww"s at her crayon drawings.

Vanilla: Runs a baking blog with Chocola and Gemerl as her assistants. Once destroyed a hater with a line so cold that the entire site screamed "HE NEEDS SUM MILK” for two years. That hater was Eggman

Blaze and Silver: Comoderators that post Dadaist memes and complain about baby boomers. Have to delete ten thousand asks that go, “LMAO 420 BLAZE IT” and “YO SILVS WHY DONT YOU SMOKE THE MARY JANE ON YOUR HEAD DAOWG”

The Chaotix: Rotates between artistic photos of Japanese gardens, Casablanca gifs and the entire Bee Movie script

Shade: Emerges from the void to post videos of herself annihilating opponents in Mortal Kombat. No one wants to tell her that l33tspeak died in 2005 lest she snap their necks

Buddy: Runs a cosplaying blog. Text posts center around social anxiety.

Infinite: Is actually the Tumblr staff. Never fixes shit because it’s edgier that way. #I am the tallest of mountains #I AM THE DANKEST OF MEMES

NCT as DRINKS

Ten - Sparkling Cider (that bubbly gay shit)

Taeyong - The Cup (holds everything together aka if it breaks or somethin, it cant hold the drinks)

Jaehyun - Soju (alcohol aka adult stuff aka refined and elegant but makes people tipsy and stupid aka him)

Doyoung - Champagne (has bits of jaehyun and ten aka pretty refined but a little fruity and bubbly)

Taeil - Egg Nog (basic, but POPPIN just like the winter holidays)

Mark - Bottled Water (taken everywhere aka every unit and its vital for survival)

Haechan - Tap Water (basically mark’s twin, but a little more ratchet)

Yuta - Ramune (the standard japanese drink LOL I HAD TO)

Winwin - Tsingtao Beer (recognizable and chinese love it OKAY I ADMIT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS)

Chenle - Sprite (the baby soda)

Renjun - Sierra Mist (basically the same as chenle)

Jeno - Fanta Orange (another baby soda but with a little more pizzaz)

Jaemin - Fanta Grape (another baby soda, just has subtle differences with jeno)

Jisung - Apple Juice (poppin but still a toddler)

Kun - Iced Tea (has loads of potential, but still needs fine tuning)

Hansol - Milk (pretty basic, no one gives it a chance)

Johnny - The Straw (super important but people dont use it very often aka sm flakes on his debut EDIT: JOHNNY IS DEBUTIN YALL YASSS)

I HOPE YOU LIKED MY COMPARISONS!!!! THIS WAS NOT INTENDED TO MAKE FUN OF THE MEMBERS OR OFFEND ANYONE. ALSO THE PICTURES DO NOT BELONG TO ME.

anonymous asked:

Help! Can you tell me how to make a proper British tea?

why of course

step 1. boil the kettle (pour in only the amount of water you need let’s not waste and leave the poor unfortunate soul go goes to boil the kettle after you with tepid water and force them to make the decision of whether to reboil, or wastefully pour away this liquid and refill. )

step 2. whilst kettle is boiling place a tea bag in your mug (these may be English breakfast/afternoon, Irish breakfast, Yorkshire tea. note NOT EARL GREY)

step 3. right after kettle has boilt, pour the boiling water over the tea bags, filling the mug

step 4. leave to steep/brew/mash/mull/whatever other colloquialism your part of the country uses for approx. 2-5 mins depending on how you like the strength of your tea. you may occasionally stir or squeeze the tea bag against the side of the tea to get optimum tea flavour.

(step 5 and 6 are interchangeable, if you are an absolute heathen)

step 5. remove the tea bag and deposit it in the tea bag receptacle that is a regular in many British house holds, because going straight to the the bin is just too much effort, right?

step 6. milk. milk is not optional though brew novices may tell you otherwise. it also DOES NOT GO IN FIRST because they leaves the tea bag in cold milk??? revolting. (the only exception to that rule is when you are drinking out of a teacup and proper etiquette dictates one should pour the milk in beforehand. this is because the landed gentry of yesteryear would drink out of fine bone china, and the milk went in first to prevent cracking and damage. now, unless you are 67th in line to the throne and you have siblings called Araminta, Fenton and Tarquin, assume you are just drinking out of the common or garden mug and therefore, do not need to protect the £1 mug you brought from ikea so have no excuse) 

pour in as much milk as you see fit(but dont go overboard like the tragic fate of the tea lost in the Boston harbour by American revolutionaries; white tea = not good, luke warm, strange mixture) if you are unsure, there are always useful cuppa colour charts to measure your tea against. take care when pouring your milk as a few drops can be the difference between a milky brew, a classic and a builders. perhaps if you are unfamiliar with these concepts, do some background research before engaging in these difficult activities. 

optional step 7. add sugar. if you’re weak and also still a child or little old lady with a sweet tooth.

step 8. stir it all together. don’t go crazy, take the teaspoon that one day someone in the household decided would be used only for tea, that is permanently slightly stained from years of use, and stir that tea. (one should also note that when drinking out of a teacup, it is advised to stir the tea using an back and fourth motion, as opposed to the home grown circular motion as this prevents embarrassing spillages in front of the judging eyes of the aristocracy that have no doubt invited you for a splendid high tea in their country manor)

When you realize you’re in some really fucked up fandom’s with some really fucked up people who have some really fucked up morales and personal beliefs but then you realize you’re also one of those people-

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TIPS FOR TAKING CARE OF CURLY HAIR THAT MY HAIR STYLIST SISTER HAS TAUGHT ME

1. NEVER wash your hair everyday. Go at least on day without washing your hair. It makes a HUGE difference. If you are someone who has to shower every day because you work out or other things, take your shower without wetting your hair and instead use DRY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER. WHY: the natural oils in your hair come from the scalp. With straight or wavy hair the oil can easily travel down the hair shaft with no problem. Curly hair however is full of kinks and twists that make it harder for the oils to reach the ends of your hair. Thats why curly hair does not get greasy as easily. MOISTURE HELPS AVOID FRIZZ!!!

2. DO NOT USE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONERS WITH ALCOHOL OR SULFATES!!!!!! This can go for everyone. They dry out your hair and can actually damage it. That Garnier Fructise that smells so good? Yeah, no. It sucks. Dont use it. AND NEVER EVER EVER USE PANTENE!!

3. IF YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR USE HEAT PROTECTION SPRAY!!! Cannot stress that enough. Damaged hair cannot be saved and must be cut off. If you can avoid straightening then do it, wear natural hair 90% of the time. With these tips youll be able to!! IF YOU MUST STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR: wash it before you do because you’ll want to go 3-4 days before washing it again. This will allow your hair to heal and restore natural oils. The night before you wash it apply leave in conditoner or some moisturizing oil and sleep with it in. This will help heal the hair and keep it soft and smooth.

4. HAIRSTYLES: you can wear your hair down a lot. Curls wont always look good after sleeping on them so you may want to put it up on the days you dont wash it. I braid my hair a lot on days i dont wash it. I also use the half up hair style a lot. And since my curls arent too tight and kinky i can wear a ponytail. But for a longer looking pony tail i use a banana clip.

5. THERE ARE REALLY GOOD PRODUCTS OUT THERE FOR CURLY HAIR. The best are Redken, Deva Curl, and Pureology. Redken and Pureology are amazing too if your hair is color treated at all. Buy shampoos and conditioner for curly hair. Or one can be just moisturizing. I use pureology curl complete conditioner, A deva curl hair scrunch gel, and a pureology split end salve (a leave in conditioner) they work wonders. I also use redken Diamond Oil. This stuff is amazing but expensive. I get a good price because of my sister.
BUT. if you cant afford those there are cheaper options available at cvs or the grocery store. CHEAPER OPTIONS include Organics and Nexxus. These are more expensive than other options but they are much cheaper than salon quality products with similar effects. both these brands offer leave in conditioners and oils for your hair. I personally use Organics Coconut Milk shampoo because it is very moisturizing. Nexxus Ultimate Moisture conditioner is amazing as well.

6. DONT USE TOO MUCH CONDITIONER! if you have curly hair you do need a decent amount. However using too much can make even your hair look and feel greasy or crusty. Use just enough to get you by. Conditioner is your best friend. Dont abuse it.

7. Get regular hair cuts. At least every 3 months. You can just get a trim but getting rid of split ends can save you from potentially going bald!

8. Finally, LOVE YOUR HAIR!! its gorgeous! Take this advice from one curly girl and use it to work MIRACLES!

alibabybuba  asked:

I don't think either Philip or Lukas ever proposed? I think it was just something that was unspokenly decided that they were gonna get married. Like they talked about houses and kids and stuff and then one day they're in a mall and they pass a jewellers and Lukas is like "we should get rings." And then they go in and they spend over an hour looking for the ones they want and the whole time the shopkeeper is watching them and smiling bc they're literally brightening her day.

yes!!!! its kinda like they just knew. like, yeah, we’re gonna be together forever, cool, can you stop and get milk at the store on the way home? they both are just secure in each other and dont feel the need to do it? they just know what they are to each other. and when they do get rings theyre super simple and nondescript but theyre theirs, and theyre just a physical representation of the promise they both made silently a long time ago; one they didnt even realize theyd made. before lukas got shot, after he hit ryan kane over the head with a frying pan. sometime in between they each decided this was it, they were it. 

I dont think people understand the importance of parental involvement when kids grow up. When youre born your parents are the first people you truly have, even then if your parents find you later on in life they took an oath. An oath all parents take when they decide to be parents; to protect, guide and love their children. This is scientificlly proven. Babies are totally dependent on their parents both physically and emotionally. It needs affection like it needs its milk. Children will never fully be able to form freindships and good communication skills without projecting the good ones they are taught at home. Teenagers will take so much longer to decypher their identity without the guide of someone who has walked in their shoes, or maybe didnt but is willing to try them on because you made an oath. When you dont follow it, no matter what the child did. It is your fault if you failed them by being neglectful or absive or depriving them of necessary social skills and love

Hey Jonsa fam

I want to get to know you all better.

During my Sherlock fandom fever (im still a pary of it) i got to know some wonderful people and develop few friendships and id love to do that in jonsa fandom as well.


So Please if you want to get to know me of someone else too, answer this few questions in a reblog or repost and tag people!



1. Name - Ada

2. Nationality - Polish

3. Ships

- Jonsa, Sherlolly, Bethyl, Dramione, Tomione

4. Favourite time of year -

near Christmas winter time. With jolly music and snow and all the lights everywhere. So cozy

5. Favourite food -

Umm burgers i think lmao.

6. Favourite sweets -

macarons definitely. I fell in love with them during my gossip girl period and taster them for the first time in London 5 year ago. Delicious little bastards

7. Fashion style -

All black everything but not in a goth way more like Holly Golightly meets Balmain but in black lol

8. What do you most value in a friend?

Sense of humor, and loyalty most of all

9. Favourite Tv show?

FRIENDS!!! I know every line from that show and i watch it all the time, and by all the time i mean every day for past 7 years or more. I know, pathetic

10. What are you doing right now?

Taking a break from making tim burton like puppets for my theatre classes. Im eating fried mashed potatoes with kefir. (Kefir is sour milk that Linda tastes like yoghurt. Yes i know it might sound gross but its Awesome)

11. Whats the one thing you never leave the house without? Phone, keys and headphones dont count!

Lipstick. I always carry like ten in my bag lmao

12. Whats your dream house like?

I love those kensington town houses and i wish i could live in one some day. I love big Windows and fireplaces. I need me some cozy vibes. And Lots and lots of art on te walls

13. Whats the one Tv show you tried to watch because it was so huge and everyone loves it but you didnt like or couldnt get into it?

Twin peaks. I watched a season and a half. Got bored af


14. Character you will defend to the death?

MOLLY HOOPER, beth greene, Sansa stark, blair waldorf

15. Age?

23


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I know this is a mess i made up questions while eating so i was a bit distracted lol. I tag @jonsasnow @amymel86 @queenstarksansa @sansaxjon @sansuhhhsnark


EDIT: of course anyone can reblog it with thier answers! ID like to meet all of you and i hope many of you will takr that vhance with this game. MUCH LOVE 💕🖤💕💕💕🖤

Book Review

5 STARS
“the world gives you so much pain and here you are making gold out of it -”

Title:Milk And Honey
Author:Rupi Kaur
Genre: Poetry

I want to first start of by saying I dont read poetry but I kept seeing this book everywhere and I had to read it for myself and these are my thoughts on Milk and Honey.

“how is it so easy for you to be kind to people he asked milk and honey dripped from my lips as i answered cause people have not been kind to me”

The first part of the book for me in my perspective is of a young girl who is hurting and confused about love because it was not shown to her properly in every aspect of her life. Like her parents and how her father treats her mother,How she doesn’t know her father or have an relationship with him,the abuse of people who are suppose to trust and protect you.(As much as it hurts to read its relatable and true that a lot of people are hurting.


“ I am ready for you i have always been ready for you”

The loving is my favorite section of this whole book Kaur shows a relationship from the beginning the happy times, getting to know that person.I loved that she is not afraid to explore love and self love( like learning to make love to yourself first so you can learn to love that other person.) The loving to me is about the happy times in such a good relationship. And let me tell you that ending poem for the loving I was like yes you go girl. ( You will know what I am talking about when you read it)


“if he can’t help but
degrade other women
when they’re not looking
if toxicity is central to his language
he could hold you
in his lap and be soft
honey
that man could feed you sugar and
douse you in rose water
but that still could not
make him sweet

-if you want to know what the type of man he is”

The breaking is really to me just shows a breaking of a relationship. It shows the distance,the arguing, Do I even know you anymore?Its all about The back and forth that she had with her heart.Like you know it is over but you keep going back for more even though it is so toxic.


“i want to apologize to all the women i have called beautiful
before i’ve called them intelligent or brave
i am sorry i made it sound as though
something as simple as what you’re born with
is all you have to be proud of
when you have broken mountains with your wit
from now on i will say things like
you are resilient, or you are extraordinary
not because i don’t think you’re beautiful
but because i need you to know
you are more than that”

The healing is acceptance of who you are and to just accept who you are. And also learning to love yourself. I always say if you dont love yourself than how are you going to love any one else. Kaur also gives such uplifting poems about being a women and to never be ashamed for being one.

( Overall I loved Milk And Honey. I dont care what no one says about this book like its not real poetry. Well for that i say If its not real poetry It is for sure real life. Its real life stories that I am sure every person goes through. It is real life pain, Hurt, Love, we all go through that in some point in time Rupi just wrote it in an awesome book that will stay with me forever.

“stay strong through your pain
grow flowers from it
you have helped me
grow flowers out of mine so
bloom beautifully
dangerously
loudly
bloom softly
however you need
just bloom”

Debate camp quotes 2016

“Never date someone who believes in conditionality.” (because you shouldn’t have multiple conditional advocacies!!!)

“Frank wilderson friended my cat on Facebook. “

 YAY DEBATE!!!!! 

“Nebraska doesn’t exist!!!!”

“We just mixed conditioner and body wash and hoped it had some kind of anti bacterial power because we had no hand soap”

 “HAND SOAP”

“Omg chocolate soy milk!!!!!!”

“North Korea.”

“On a scale of one to golf kid, you’re a 7.”

“Are you not white?” “no I’m SO white.”

“dont EVER compare us to the golf kids.”

“cap has a link to cap”


“what do you need glue or tape for?” “my shoe is broken”


“you’re a mormon, whats your plan?”


“ill wash my clothes in the sink with ramen”


“jake is my fave RA!” - “there is no RA named jake…..”


acoustic palimpscest

During a psychoanalysis lecture-

“Scotland is a very simple place there like 7 names”

“my iguana was a bastard”

“you go to golf camp you will die alone no matter how many polos you own”

“lacan is dead. he doesn’t think anything.”

lovely customer questions/orders all within one day

“can i get extra cool whip on that please…?”


“i need a venti iced flat white … but made with nonfat plz”

“can i get a caramel machiatto but with no coffee”

“i dont want any milk in my frap”

“no i dont want a tall i want a small”

“do you guys have blonde roast teas”

“can i have my tea at kids temp..”

anonymous asked:

ahh!! what was the vegan crepe recipe you use in your snap story?? I have been looking for one for forever

I use 1.5 cups of unbleached flour, 3 tb sugar, 1.5 cups milk substitute (dont matter which), 1 tsp baking powder, 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil, a dash of vanilla extract, and as much water as you need to thin it out to the consistency u like ! 🐵❤️

i’ll hold your hand: Butters Stotch inspired, songs for cutie pies who love but dont need love. art cred

When I Go- Slow Club // Sea of Love- Cat Power // Do You Remember?-  Jack Johnson // Brave- Sara Bareille // Love My Children- Andrew Jackson Jihad // Be Okay (acoustic)- Ingrid Michaelson // We Are Gonna Be Friends (cover)- The White Stripes // Some Nights- Fun. // Happily (acoustic)- One Direction // Movie Loves a Screen- April Smith and The Great Picture Show // Anyone Else but You- Michael Cera and Ellen Page // Come to Me- Goo Goo Dolls // Tire Swing- Kimya Dawson // San Francisco- The Mowglis // In the Aeroplane Over the Sea- Neutral Milk Hotel // Loose Lips- Kimya Dawson // A kid’s song- the-veshta-nerada.tumblr.com

{listen}

Applying for jobs 101 by nickelbackthatassup

HI! its summer, and the questions have been pouring in about help and advice in getting a job!!

NOW looking for a job sucks because lets be real, a lot of places will not just look at who applied online and go “wow lets hire this person”

so heres some tips to getting noticed

  1. Resume!
    now i know youre fresh outta high school and never had a job before but that doesnt mean you’ve never been responsible before. Really milk those “past experiences”

    Remember last summer when you told your neighbor you’d watch their dog for a week? That could easily me “Experienced in taking charge of situations when others around me are in need of assistance”

    Remember that one time where you stayed up aLL night downloading music, blogged, ate anD watched half of an entire season of a show, that could very well be “Able to multitask and pay attention when a lot of things are at hand”

    So take the small times you’ve helped and little things you’ve done and amp them up. Dont go around saying you have all these experiences that you dont have just juice up what you know you are capable of doing.

  2. Bug them. Don’t be an annoying piece of shit but go in and introduce yourself. Call and keep your name in  mind. its a bit degrading but eventually they will need someone and remember the really sweet person that wont stop coming in.

    “But Kayla, how do you know this?!?!?!?” I applied online for the same starbucks job for 3 years. Literally 3 years. So, I became a regular, and starting going in every day, and eventually everyone at the damn store knew who I was, and when the manager needed to fill a spot she asked for me by name. So. I mean. It works.

  3. Smile!

    When you go in, be nice, look nice. They will remember that.

Im out of shit.

(side note: floridian????? apply for universal or disney. you will get hired. you will get great experience, if you fuck up its too big of a company to send a bad recommendation to your new place of employment. if you dont fuck up u can use personal numbers to get references.)

(side side note: this worked for me but theres probably better ways to get jobs)

(super duper side note: want a starbucks job? visit my faq for specific tips)

anonymous asked:

what's a sam/bucky fic you'd love to read, but hasn't been written?

1. this ones based off a prompt i wrote last year so basically after steve gets with sharon he becomes that annoying person in a relationship who keeps telling his friends to go out and find someone! friends being sam and bucky. so buckys like to sam listen i know you dont really like me but please pretend to date me so steve would shut up. and sams like yes! yes!!!!!! anything for steve to finally Shut Up so they start “dating” where basically they just chill at each others apartments and watch movies and order pizza while steve is like shedding tears at his two best friends finding love in each other and sam and bucky are cackling like this is genuinely the best thing we have ever done which is how they become friends and realize they actually like being around each other and then they start talking to each other like actually talking about what they like and what they dont and their fears and stuff theyve never told anyone before and then F E E L I N G S 

2. okay so soulmate au where they have each others name on their wrists but you dont get the mark when youre born it appears randomly at some time in your life so sam gets it first but he doesnt know anyone named bucky and he doesnt really care bc he doesnt believe in it but every time he tries to ask someone out or do anything people are like nooooo you need to go be with your soulmate!!! which makes sam just hate the whole idea more like this annoying mark isnt gonna control me and then he meets bucky through steve and hes like no. im not going to like this guy even if he does find him cute and they have the same opinions on steves recklessness so he has an abrasive kind of passive attitude towards him so when bucky gets his mark hes like ‘the only person i know named sam is sam but it cant be him he doesnt even like me and sam is a pretty common name it could be anyone’ and then they get a mission where its just the two of them or if its a college au an assignment where they get to know each other which results in “enemies” to friends to loves 

3.  Bucky hates frat boys. Theyre almost exclusively the people that give Steve the most shit. He’s tired of their bullshit and doesn’t really understand the point of them. Also theyre loud and annoying and they just suck. Sam is a frat boy. so they sleep together at a party. and then buckys like “oh no never again”. and then he does it again. and then again. so sam and bucky have a friends with benefits kind of relationship (bucky keeps pretending theyre not friends tho) and steves like “finally! you got a boyfriend i love sam hes really nice” and buckys like “be quiet steve he is not my boyfriend he is a frat boy you dont know he is the enemy” and steves just like “you like him shut up and there were only two fratboys who were douchebags and they graduated and sam is so Nice!!!” “shut up steve” meanwhile sam is like “alright man i get it. You dont like me…………are you still coming over later?” and buckys like “of course im still coming over later” and basically bucky keeps making excuses and telling himself he doesnt like sam until he realizes hes fucking in love with him 

4. okay so you know how steve and natasha went to sam in cap2 when they needed to lay low au where steve needs to hide bucky for a few weeks and hes like sam please just for a little time and sams like okay whatever man but youre paying for anything he breaks and basically the most petty domesticity ensues like “wheres the milk?” “i dont know man wheres my steering wheel” “can you give me a hand?” “sorry man i only got one” but then they gradually stop being so petty and divide the house chores and talk to each other and are like basically married and when steve comes to get him buckys vacuuming the living room and sam comes in with groceries and steves just like ??????? 

5. any enemies to friends to loves story

6. sam and bucky constantly roasting each other and then when someone agrees or does it too theyre like “EXCuse the fuck OUTTa ME??????”

7. sam steve and bucky are friends and in the same class but sam and bucky are not that close, and they all hate their professor but steve is too good of a person to talk shit but one day sam is like “i hate that asshole” and bucky is like “what a dick” at the same exact time and then they look at each other like this gif and thats how they become friends; alternatively theyre in a really important government meeting and they say this about general ross or some really important higher up lmao

imagine that urie stress bakes but ONLY does it when everyone is out. so then saiko and shirazu and haise and mutsuki go out to :re and urie pulls out the goods (being the brownie pans and cupcake pans and etc) and sneaks over to the kitchen to do his stuff

but then mutsuki goes home early because he spilled something on himself and needs a new change of clothes. he doesn’t wanna be the one who ends their time out so he goes home by himself

urie is there, sitting with freshly made brownies and a glass of milk. cue awkward silence. urie then says something like “if you tell anyone else, i’ll kill you”

but mutsuki is too distracted by the fact that urie is eating mil and brownies to even feel the slightest bit threatened. instead, he asks. “can i have some?”

urie scoffs “i dont care”

then mutsuki takes a seat next to him after getting his own glass of milk, ignoring his own dirty clothes

they wouldnt talk. just eat in silence.

then later, mutsuki would sometimes watch urie bake and sorta admire how skillful urie was and how good he looked covered in flour

urie decides that maybe having someone eat his baking with him is nice

what if i wrote this sometime lmao

tagging soumeki and hi hello thank you ;w;

Tokyo Ghoul :re Chapter 53 Spoilers

*Remember the title of the first chapter of Tokyo Ghoul? also, “*” sign means I could be wrong about the translation*

Dream

Eto saw the helicopter where Matsuri is at and attacks it.
Matsuri: !!!? What!! We re falling!
Pilot: Uwaaaa!! Matsuri managed to flee using wire.
Matsuri: (That one was… the one eyed…!!)

Eto goes to the rooftop and blows Tsukiyama and Kanae away then grabs Sasaki*
Eto: Ka—ne—e~~~~!!! Kiiiiiiiii!!! Haiiiiiiiise—!!!
Sasaki: Ah, a
Sasaki goes slightly unconscious and Eto shows herself as Takatsuki Sen. (Without owl form)
Eto: Muhaha, that headpoke just now Arima Kishou would have evaded it, Haise Sasaki kun
Kanae: Ga..aga…
Eto: Well well, we dont have much time! You are going to die anyway! Let Shuu sama have a show
Kanae: Gu…zehzeh… Owhhhhh!!

Ui reaches the floor where Furuta is at but only corpses are shown before his eyes.
Ui: Confirm the identitiy of those who died on duty!!
Investigator: Yes..!
Ui: (-the name of stations- Kanda. The melon bread I had with Hairu was delicious -continue with the name of stations-)
As Ui passes by Hairu’s body

Ui’s throwback
Ui walking on the streets with Hairu at night
Hairu: Yes yes, none none. I will erase it
Alone, Ui sitting in a train

Ui grabs tightly of his quinque
Ui: …
Investigator: Special class! There is a survivor…
Ui: Im heading there now
The survivor is Furuta, he looks injured
Ui: …can you speak?
Furuta: We, Kijima squad and Ihei squad was… fighting with two of Tsukiyama’s bodyguards…

Furuta chops Matsumae’s kagune and another investigator besides him was alive
Investigator: !! Please stop Furuta rank 1… I… wont speak of anything!!
Furuta: No, Investigators have the duty to report, if you dont say it

There was an investigator who was killed by Matsumae’s kagune piercing through his head
Furuta: Got attacked by that guy, Ihei squad got killed. Then… Kijima san…. ahhhhh… ahhhhhhh…
Ui: …The vehicle to move the corpse which number is the fastest to reach here?
Investigator: Number 15
Ui: …then number 15
Furuta trembles
Furuta: Kijima san…. Ugh…. Uuu…. U…. Bahhh!!
Furuta made himself looking beaten and worn up before Ui arrives

Kanae attacks Sasaki relentlessly and Sasaki is blown away
Kanae: AH!!
Eto: (♥ Good~)
Kanae steps on Sasaki’s face
Kanae: I want to be loved!! Be loved! Be loved! Be loveeed!!
Sasaki: (Blood… my head was cracked…it feels like honey…)

Noro inflicted heavy blows to the investigators, but Shirazu and Saiko are unharmed.
Shirazu: …Sassan…what… should I do now…? Itou squad’s Kuramoto is injured badly. Here… we are fighting with a ghoul… Saiko is unharmed… after this… I dont really know… quinque was useless against him… Nuts was useless too…
Noro is going to attack Saiko but Shirazu jumped towards Noro to protect Saiko. Noro’s kagune opens its mouth widely, it seems like Shirazu is about to get eaten.
Shirazu: (I…… Sassan)

(-Shirazu…kun….every…one…-)
Kaneki: …you look like a baby that is going to get suffocated inside a milk bottle* ….hey… werent you going to save me?
Sasaki: -shut up
Sasaki grabs Kaneki’s neck
Sasaki: -die…Kaneki…die… My salvation your salvation. Die, me. Die die… Die, I dont want happiness. How good is it if I had died back then. Disappear properly. Kill me. Kill me, die. Haise, me, die.
Kaneki: …it will be good like that bastard* …hey, did you forgot? I, was always beaten by the ones I love.

Sasaki’s throwback?
Kaneki’s mum is hitting Kaneki
Kaneki: Mother, I am sorry… I, dont need anything… Sorry… I, dont want anything… Sorry… I, dont wish for anything… Sorry… Dont hit me… I, dont wish for anything so… Sorry… Sorry… Sorry… I like mum the best

Kaneki: Hey, I was really happy. The underground flowers, that time. I met a deathgod! Just like the insect mum used to be, I too… but I didnt die
Sasaki: …I ○?
Kaneki: Yes, for sure, yes, so, I
Your salvation is… sleeping and happy dreams only…
-This time, properly, somehow, being loved by other people, good things bad things whichever is fine
…after that, I-
Kaneki: want to die in a cool way *smile*
(…I am a happy dream. when I wake up, a little tear will conclude everything)
Sasaki: -that, that is your salvation?
Kaneki: Yes!
Sasaki: …what…that kind of thing
Kaneki: Then, can you do it?
Sasaki: Yes
Sasaki: (Since when, I mistaken what I want)
Sasaki: I am done with dreaming (Good night Haise)
Sasaki changes expression

9

Happy birthday Nicole!

Nicool, my mother and my child (I need to give you more nicknames). Here’s a random Ashton gifset with two pictures of us and I’m still kinda side-eyeing you for swerving for that one day, that’s why Luke’s in the middle. It’s like about a year since we became friends. Wow, ew. Kidding, labyu. Hope we’ll see each other soon! Miss you!!