you dont have to fake worrying about me

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☆thank you so much for an amazing year!!!☆ liverpepper absolutely exploded during the summer and im honestly in constant awe and glee at how many people enjoy this silly askblog with me!! i’ve met so many wonderful people through this blog, heard about so many hilarious family and dental and meme-ing adventures that liverpepper reminded some people of and i’ll be forever grateful for it!! thanks for getting in on braceface sora, fake blond roxas, exasperated dads leon and cloud with me!! 2015 was especially rough for me, so thank you for all the good laughs and warm happy feelings—i couldn’t have gotten through this year without you!

here’s to a wonderful new year and hopefully many more liverpep shenanigans ☆(= ´∀`)人(´∀`=)☆!!! lots of love always!!! -jay

this isnt me reaching for attention or anything i rly am not asking for it but… it rly hurts growing up n never getting told u look nice and whenever some does say it its like a family member . how am i supposed to come to terms with myself when nobody else likes me either

im an ugly child

bbylang  asked:

what do you tell people who think they have business with fat people's bodies (like me) and say "oh but i just want to help them become healthier!" is that a good thing or bad thing?

i tell them to mind their fucking business before i spit in their face. no but tbh i dont put up with ppl who fake worry about my health like its not their lane and its honestly fake af lol.

anonymous asked:

Me head hurts and I googled it and now I'm highkey terrified that I have a tumor even though I know it's probably nothing to worry about

bee, just. dont. literally, the last thing that you should do when you feel like your getting sick is google its symptoms! google is beginning to be infested by fake doctors who make false prescriptions to their ‘customers’! and honestly, i’ve been on the same position and i know it sounds scary but i promise it’s not real!!! if you really feel like there’s something wrong with you, kindly visit your doctor!! they’re more reliable than a google search result! i hope u feel better, angel!!

Weird Conversations with Friends pt 2?
  • *watches new death note American adaptation*
  • Me: American Light is so edgy and emo
  • Me: keith should have just gotten the role to play light instead, lol
  • Friend: Yeeee, So much better
  • Friend: But then he'd die
  • Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Me: DONT WORRY He'll HAVE A STUNT DOUBLE
  • Friend: XD
  • Friend: *lance puts on a mullet*
  • Friend: They'll never know
  • Me: NOOOO not LANCEEEE
  • Friend: 🤣🤣🤣
  • Me: WE'LL MAKE IT ZARKON
  • Friend: Yeppers
  • Me: Lance is misa?
  • Friend: OML THATD BE BEAUTIFUL
  • Me: O H
  • Me: NOOO BECAUSE THEN LANCE would DIE TOO
  • Friend: Kuron?
  • Me: Wannabe SHIRO THAT LOOKS LIKE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, SIGN ME THE QUIZNAK UP
  • Friend: YES
  • Me: XDDDDD
  • Me: JUST THROW IN A BUNCH OF STUNT DOUBLES
  • Friend: But like what about those times where one of the characters throw you off, and fake their death?
  • Me: DAMN IT
  • Me: THATS ALOT OF STUNT DOUBLES
  • Friend: Yeppers

@more-zero-than-ace hey man dont worry about it !! you can ask me any questions you have about anxiety and stuff and id be glad to answer or reassure u that ur not faking anyhting !! ive been there and done that and im sure yuor self diagnosis has a lot of solid ground to stand on :9

LOL DYING

Okay, this is going to take a very long time to write, so first things first, I would like to point out, a couple days ago, a blog named spillit5sos, which is a hate page for 5SOS, posted an article about 5SOS groupies. It 100% fooled me and about all of the fandom. I almost left the entire fandom, just because of that stupid blog post.But, no fear, I am still in the fandom. I realized, this shit is getting annoying, and I need to point out what has really been happening.

- I would just like to say before I insert these pictures, Ashton is a guy, Calum is a guy, all of them are men. They are attracted to girls. That isn’t a bad thing. I think what spillit5SOS is pointing out, is that they are giving out tickets for these girls to come with them down to their hotel room and have sex. Which is disgusting. But in this picture, Ashton is at a bar, not a concert, not outside of his hotel room. Not outside of a concert. Nope. Just at a bar. Talking to people. He was drunk, and I mean DRUNK. All of them were. 

Here are the pictures spillit5sos shows you

Looks like they are kissing huh? But wait, even if they are kissing, doesnt look like Ash took her home? Doesn’t look like he was handing this bitch concert tickets huh?

But nope, he isn’t kissing her in any pictures. Look closer. Closer.

 

Sorry for the bad quality, but he is only leaning in to hear what the girl is saying..so yeah lets check that off the list of the ‘5SOS groupies’

Okay moving on

On twitter lately, Im sure you all have seen this, but people have been claiming 5SOS had sex with them, okay, so the proof they put out there, is just ridiculous. Its actually funny how people think we believe this shit. I laughed so hard when someone claimed that a dm was ashton, and it said ‘topless pics? xx’ Even I could photoshop that. Here is the picture of the dm haha :D

Does this even look real? All I have to do is change my picture to that one, then crop out the name at the top, like this person did, and claim that he did it. Easy. 

Oh and here are some more hilarious ‘proof’ that they have groupies guys im literally dying of laughter i cant 

…..REALLY.

Okay more.

“Throwback to when bianca decided to post everything Ashton texted her" 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OKAY IM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE THIS IS JUST WAY TOOO FUNNY OKA

MORE

LOL OKAY SO THERE IS THIS BEAUTIFUL THING CALLED PHOTOSHOP. There is a small chance the dms are right, but I can even photoshop those. Its actually very easy to photo shop dms. And for the stupid iMessage thing, I can do that in 2 seconds. All I have to do is name Luke Hemmings as one of my contacts and msg them dirty things easy as that ok bye

MOREEEEEE

LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW I JUST SPIT OUT MY COKE OK  HAHAHA I DONT EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE

YEAH THIS IS THE SHIT YOUR BELIEVING OMG IM DYING

Moving on, I didn’t address the Calum leaving his hotel to meet with 2 girls. This is gonna make you laugh too. Here is the picture

I will try and be a little serious on this one even thought this is stupid.

They say he didnt stop for a picture, and they brought them back to the hotel room. The only problem is, if they had a camera, and they were taking pictures of Calum and these girls, why is there only one picture? All he is doing is walking towards these girls. What proof do you have of him taking them back to their hotel room? Like literally I wanna see the damn picture of these girls going inside of their hotel room. They had a camera, they didnt take pictures. Coincidence? I think not.

So, Spillit5SOS, Show me the damn pics :)

One more thing, the Michael photo.

Okay… this is the picture I cant explain to you guys. Obviously there is a huggeee chance that this is photoshopped. But honestly this picture may be real. I can tell you all the stupid dm shit is fake as fuck, but this mikey pic I have no idea about.

I choose to believe this is real, but honestly, photo shop is a beautiful thing so, Dont believe anything you hear on the internet.

- Please reblog this, I know alot of 5SOS fans are scared, hopefully this will cheer them up a bit. Oh and one of my followers on instagram wanted me to say 

Lol

‘groupie shit’ FAKE. 

…thats it.

Her tumblr is pvnk-mikey.tumblr.com

Anyways, I hope you guys have a lovely day and I hope this doesn’t make you worry as much.

Share this shit with your friends.

- Hana<3

anonymous asked:

Hi! Im new to tumblr and I dont know how to gain followers...... Can you pls give me some advice?

The truth is we have no idea where you people came from or why you’re following us. BUT I have been working on an article for why and how librarians should use tumblr, so I guess I can give you the ones from that list that are comparable?

  • Don’t worry about how many followers you have. If you start posting things just to get followers, people are going to notice and they’re not gonna like it. We know when you’re fake.
  • Be genuine. There’s nothing worse than a stilted social media run by a clueless company. Just be a real person, dammit.
  • Use your queue whenever possible to spread out the content and not bury your followers all at once. [On that note, why can’t I queue questions anymore? Many apologies for all these answers in small bursts]
  • NEVER REPOST. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLIT YOUR THROAT IF YOU TRY TO STEAL CONTENT FROM OTHER PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY IMAGES. THIS IS TUMBLR JUST FUCKING REBLOG.
  • Never reblog as link with long text posts. Why do we even have that lever.
  • Just find something you want to do and do it. Seriously, just blog for yourself or for a purpose, not because you want a lot of followers.

uk itunes still says 1989 is “expected 28th october” but i mean i should be getting it at an hmv tomorrow anyway but i’m a little worried that they won’t have it .. like picture me with my “players gonna play” tshirt on .. you get a waft of the Taylor by Taylor Swift fragrance as i confidently stride into the store.. i then look around.. don’t see 1989 .. and slowly get more and more distressed.. i ask an employee about it .. i hear “no sorry we dont hav that in” .. i fake smile as a single tear rolls down my cheek.. i then snap and proceed to scream and knock cds and dvds of their shelves .. and then get carried away by security