you done!

I really like the idea of Keith being able to sweep Lance off his feet both literally and figuratively

Speedpaint 

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I swear I was going to be productive with more important things but… This YOI/YLIA crossover took the best of me

On the first day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
A large knife to wave around angrily

On the second day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the third day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the fourth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the fifth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the sixth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the seventh day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the eighth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily


On the ninth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily


On the tenth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Ten Dappers glitching
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the eleventh day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Eleven edgy gauges
Ten Dappers glitching
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the twelfth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Twelve million fans a-burning
Eleven edgy gauges
Ten Dappers glitching
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

*bows*

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listened to the myths & legends podcast & drank chai tea with almond milk 🌹

Reader insert fic: “You stood on your tip toes and placed a kiss onto Bucky’s cheek.” 

My 5′10 ass:

*Finally finds a tall!reader fic* 

Fic: “You stood next to Bucky, with your stunning height of 5′7.″

Me: 

Originally posted by dilxurentis

*sees headcanons for tall!reader x Bucky* 

Me:

*is full of “he’d be insecure” and “he’d prefer if you wore flats”*

Me: 

anonymous asked:

Forget bush oysters. Has America tried honey ants? They taste good.

((Why. Why would you guys educate me on what honey ants are. I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that. I’m done. No more food asks. Please I don’t want to know anymore.))

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jinper - a jumper worn by kim seokjin, coined by @jinandtonics​ (happy birthday my love)

anonymous asked:

Is there somewhere I can learn more about TimTale (I've tried your blogs)? I'm very intrigued I think I've found a gem haha

Gosh! Thank you so much for the interest! I’m afraid there’s nothing else you can find so far. Except maybe my new Instagram account where I have (and planning to add more) some extra wip stuff I haven’t uploaded here (https://www.instagram.com/leenalecklin/). 

I’ve been working on turning the story into a comic to be able to tell it all in reasonable amount of work, but it’s a slow process. I have my school, and then I have a job to pay my school. So after all that I have only little time for myself. 

The sketching process is going really well with the comic, though. Next thing I have to learn is how to draw muscles. I’ve never been too happy with my muscle-drawing skills, and the firefighter who rescues Tim in the prologue should have a pretty robust build. So it has been lot of grinding teeth and filling a new Pinterest board with references and examples. But I’ll get there. I’m gonna learn how to draw muscles, dammit! I’m gonna have some fabulous muscular old dudes in my comic just wait for it! I’m working hard to make the comic to happen asap!

Here’s a tiny teaser to make you feel better. :)

How nice of the cover to make it look like Donald was the only one scared while Scrooge was ready to fight, when in reality Scrooge is scared too. And look, Della is once again the one saving their butts. 

On the bright side, they finally walked into a trap that wasn’t Donald’s fault.

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With Project Zero coming to an end, we’ve put together a playlist for the second half of the fic to listen to as you read. Music of love, loss, and war as Shiro and Keith fight to save the galaxy and each other through time and space.


[Listen to the Entire Playlist on Youtube]

  1. Help I’m Alive - Metric
  2. The Night We Met - Lord Huron
  3. Feel Real - Deptford Goth
  4. Crossfire - Stephen
  5. Things We Lost in the Fire - Bastille
  6. Sleepover - Hayley Kiyoko
  7. Unsteady - X Ambassadors
  8. The Wolf - SIAMES
  9. Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby - Cigarettes After Sex
  10. Who Are You, Really? - Mikky Ekko
  11. Burden - Subtract & Jay Rodger
  12. Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Lorde
  13. Paint It, Black - Ciara
  14. Torches - X Ambassadors
  15. Pistols At Dawn - Seinabo Sey
  16. The Day Has Come - X-Ray Dog
  17. Line of Site - ODEZA

[Listen to Project Zero Playlist Part 1] | [Read Project Zero on AO3]  

knockmeoutbabe  asked:

THIS SKIRT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SHORT W PROWL PLS IM WHEEZING

LMAO
1). “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

Originally posted by spiffygizmo

Due to unfortunate circumstances, Prowl had taken residence on the Lost Light, much to the displeasure to some (read: all) bots. The two most noticeably bothered were Chromedome and Rodimus. 

“I still don’t see why we cant drop him off on the nearest planet and high-tail it away” Rodimus grumbled, spoiler flapping in a pattern (Y/n) recognized as “annoyed” or “im-going-to-throw-a-tantrum-in-about-5-seconds”, neither of which seemed very pleasing at the moment.

“Roddy, Prowl is a guest, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to be here either, the least anyone can do is try to tolerate him” the human sighed, reaching over to gently massage a few of Rodimus’ visible neck cables, drawing a (very) audible purr from said bot as he casts them a thankful look as they shifted around on his shoulder, trying to get closer in order to reach more of the sensitive wires.

“We should totally have a dance-off at Swerves’“ he grumbled out, optics powering down as his engine continuing to rumble in a comforting purr, neither noticing a certain bot lurking around the corner, overhearing their conversation.


Prowl ex-vented harshly as he prepared himself for the quietly judging stares and whispers bound to follow his appearance. Prowl knew that he wasn’t very liked, or respected for that matter, amongst Rodimus’ crew, but he was grateful that the liasion was at least attempting to try and make him feel welcomed, he knew better than to naively assume the rest of the crew hadn’t warned them about his somewhat admittedly harsh tempter and sharp glossa.

As the bot continued to collect himself, he was not prepared for the scene that greeted his optics. There, in the middle of the bar, cleared of anything that might be considered a hindrance to any dancing mechs, were a handful of figures dancing away, the liason being amongst them.

Prowl was well aware that the human was considered a “young adult” by their standards, but in his optics, they were still a sparkling, and it was this thought that caused him to make a sound similar to clearing his vocalizer before marching towards the lisasons’ still dancing figure, bending down to quietly address them, but not before gathering everybot’s attention.

“May I ask why you’re wearing something considered provocative?” he quietly questioned, earning a bemused glance from a fellow human, one he could only assume to be Rodimus’ holoform, if their earlier conversation laid any weight to this situation.

“Erm, Prowl, I always wear this, I’m not sure why its such a big deal now” the liasion quietly replied, trying very hard to avoid embarrassing anyone present, themselves included.

The mech could only stare in confusion as he continued to stare at the liasion, trying desperately to ignore the smirking Rodimus that stood behind them. Prowl could only give a slow blink and hum as he continued to judge the offending garment.

“Why is it so… short?” he murmured, looking more than a little lost as he turned his gaze to the liasion, hoping for an explanation. “It’s supposed to be this short, its the design and style” the liasion patiently replied, more than ready to turn around and deck Rodimus if he so much as coughed at Prowl’s cluelessness.

With a quiet “I .. see”, Prowl returned to his normal height, giving a brisk nod to the liasion before exiting the bar, trying desperately to ignore the laughter that soon followed his departure.

May I ask what was with your sudden departure?” Megatron hummed through the comm-link, more than expecting to be greeted with a harsh reply, mildly surprised to be greeted with a somewhat meek reply, “The liaisons outfit was .. concerning .. in the least” was all Prowl managed before being drowned out in Megatrons quiet laughter.

I can assure you, that is the least concerning thing to happen aboard this vessel where the liason is concerned, just ask Rodimus” he managed to wheeze out, cutting the comm-link and leaving Prowl to process the new information.

“… Rodimus, you are a dead mech walking” Prowl hissed to himself, doorwings flicking in a harsh manner as he could only glare ahead, determined to reach his hab-suite before he strangled the concerning mech and giving a harsh scolding to the liasion.

Primus give me strength

here’s my dream for the  toit nups venue… be warned, it’s long as hell but it’s also SO AWESOME

once upon a time, jake pretended his first date with amy was actually a date with some gym floozy, at which point charles goes ¾ boyle with “oh my sweet naive boy, i haven’t even begun to pressure you two” then tells jake he’s already written his BM speech for jake and amy’s wedding. if you’ll recall, he adds, “oh i’m gonna need you to get married on a farm. a lot of my jokes rely on that.”

okay so. offhand there are at least two available farm-style locations featured in an upcoming police auction: 

  1. the former hog farm owned by hawkins’s evil minion
  2. the barn in upstate new york where holt transformed into VELVET THUNDER 

are you hooked yet? read on fellow members of the best fandom in the history of history. read on, because this is the peraltiago dream, and also i spent wayyyyy too long with my imaginings.


having narrowed down these possible, charles is determined to make his dream wedding perfect (his dream wedding isn’t his own it’s 100% jake and amy’s we all know this) and now he’s gone full BM boyle. he secretly snags the venue for a lovely outdoor spring wedding. because the idea of jake going on one date with a gym floozy was abhorrent to him; the very thought of jake and amy marrying at a freakin rec center? he would sooner die.

in the meantime jake and amy are genuinely content with a basketball court wedding because their love is marry-you-in-a-dumpster love but again, full boyle barely manages to keep it secret that he WOULD RATHER DIE than allow jake and amy to settle

gina also helps because it’s what she does every damn time 

gina tells holt to use his they-want-what-they-can’t-have sex appeal on idk some chick involved in the police auction so the farm can be rented out rather than bought. (this interaction inevitably involves some reference to holt’s magic genitalia and the intoxicating nature of a woman’s thigh gap with its obvious absence of a penis. also, heavy breasts). gina and charles negotiate the deal on the cheap because she is very familiar with getting her way and he is very familiar with the cop auction system and always gets awesome wildly creepy crap from crime scenes.

the BM and the human form of the 100 emoji announce the new wedding venue to jake and amy (along with the rest of the NINE NINEEEE) and they’re both totally freakin’ psyched bc now…

amy gets to diaper up n rock that type a (not controlling never controlling) brain and plan a zillion details from out-of-towners booking hotels to making sure the pigs are fed (idek) or the bodies are out of sight, depending on which farm they use.

this whole setup gives jake that destination wedding y’all only the destination is NOT on a basketball court in deep staten island - it also gives him the opportunity to celebrate the peraltiago love while standing on land that once witnessed some brutal crimes (his wedding dream = welcome to the murder) - despite adoring him amy will not let jake use said phrase as a tagline on their STD invitations.

thus we’ve got an amazing wedding that’s still super cheap, NOT on a basketball court, and no lines ladies because nature!

how is it simultaneously amazing AND super cheap? why, THE NINE NINE of course….

  • charles caters for free (the word moist is used repeatedly as they whittle down a menu that won’t make guests physically and/or mentally ill)
  • out of sheer love and devotion said menu includes breakfast burritos a la jake (is that a fruit roll up filled with gummy worms?)
  • terry recruits his twins as perfect flower girls
  • not to be outdone, charles appoints nikolaj as ring-bearer
  • for reals not to be outdone, holt makes cheddar part of the ceremony because he does not conform to society’s heteronormative child-centric ideals. scully’s dog and/or wife are also in attendance (BONUS: AGE OLD MYSTERY SOLVED)
  • hitchcock and scully cover the seating arrangements because other than solving food-related mysteries, sitting down is their jam
  • holt and rosa birth the most enormously ridiculously over-the-top balloon arch to serve as an arbor and amy actually loves it because her close girlfriend and her hero/mentor/work dad made it together for her and jake with love coursing through their veins. coursing.
  • kevin brings a whole bunch of hula hoops and turns the square-dance floor into a hula-hooping free-for-all
  • doug judy hooks jake and amy up with a sweet ride to borrow when they leave the reception
  • terry takes on hair duty for all of amy’s wedding entourage (the man knows his way around styling ladies’ hair)
  • gina’s hive includes some super cool bar owner (maybe shaw maybe not tomato potato) who sets up an open bar for free (okay maybe gina makes nameless man think he has a chance with her #lol you said something super dumb)
  • amy gets to use the laminator and refuses to let anyone else handle signage/invitations/place settings because 1) she loves that laminator like she loves her binders and her best friend pen and 2) the key is hand-written thank you notes
  • jake tracks down some of his back-in-the-day ska-loving friends who play in an obscure but very talented band and they offer to perform for free because ska defines who they are as a people
  • the vocal stylings of doug judy are also offered when he legit steals the stage and sings an overtly sexual song to rosa but somehow makes it charming and sweet sounding because he’s just that good
  • at some point there is a massive just-for-fun hacky-sack session. holt struggles to accept the ‘just-for-fun’ concept and repeatedly asks for clarification on how to win rather than lose like a bunch of miserable losers - later he tells kevin he ‘pwned’ the game according to a trigonometric algorithm he computed calculated in his head for the duration of the game
  • karen and roger handle the guest bags which feature paddle-board-style fans printed with the words TOIT NUPS along with a book of medium-difficulty (we can’t all be amy/victor/ NYT crosswords, copies of the original die hard, top-of-the-line toothbrushes, and the choice to score canyon stank cologne or gina in a bottle perfume
  • sergeant peanut butter makes a cameo that doesn’t involve pooping onstage or stealing charles’s thunder
  • camila santiago treats amy’s bridesmaids to a full spa treatment plus makeup (but not hair, terry loves hair). she also gives jake and amy a beautiful painting (on canvas) of camila’s version of the library in harry potter
  • sharon and karen talk amy down from a predictably adorable freak out (idk maybe she broke the laminator)
  • papa boyle is astonished by jake’s total calm while he waits for his cue to head down the aisle to his beloved especially after lynn himself got cold feet before his wedding to darlene - jake just grins and says romantic epiphanies are dope… and forever
  • kevin recites a surprisingly funny limerick during his toast; he addresses jake and amy by their first names, jake is so overjoyed by all the awesome that he tears up and amy asks kevin to be her literary mentor (he enthusiastically agrees)
  • victor and roger’s initial rivalry has quickly grown into a solid friendship (which is really convenient for jake because by approving of roger, victor is quietly but clearly approving  amy’s seven brothers slightly less inclined to dislike jake and the peralta clan on sight - amy was anxious and paranoid about them meeting jake so she recruited everyone from rosa to gina to that one oh-no-she’s-just-a-work-colleague to distract said brothers) and instead of writing separate competing toasts, they write one toast together and read alternating lines
  • after some flip-flopping amy asks jake if he’d be okay with inviting teddy to STD - jake tells amy he freaking adores her because he wanted to invite jean specifically to not-so-subtly make a loooove match between mr jazz brunch and lady rice queen
  • OTHER AMAZING STUFF THAT ONLY THE BRILLIANT CAST AND CREW OF BROOKLYN NINE NINE COULD EVER PULL OFF