you don't understand but i laughed so hard at this

Cas finds tumblr
  • Cas: Dean there's this interesting website called tumblr
  • Dean: Cas, stay away from there
  • Cas: *confused head tilt* What is Destiel Dean? It seems popular
  • Dean: Cas no-
  • Cas: Dean I don't understand... what is fanfiction?
  • Dean: *gets up and goes towards Cas* Come on Cas... give me the laptop buddy
  • Cas: The laptop's warning me of smut. What is smut?
  • Dean: *tries to grab the laptop*
  • Cas: *dodges Dean and starts reading* This... this is very explicit. How do they know all this?
  • Dean: Cas we don't talk about that!
  • Cas:
  • Dean:
  • Dean: Wait a minute I don't understand
  • Cas: It's like they've been spying on us Dean
  • Dean:
  • Cas:
  • Dean:
  • Cas:
  • Dean: *eyes widening* Oh Chuck... SAM!
  • Sam: *trying hard not to laugh* What? People like it!
  • Guren: Last night I accidentally slept with Mahiru.
  • Shinya: Really?
  • Guren: Yes.
  • Shinya: You accidentally slept with Hīragi Mahiru.
  • Guren: Yes.
  • Shinya: Accidentally.
  • Guren: Yes.
  • Shinya: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
Hearing Voices Part V - Joins This Hell
  • Ruby: *adjusts outfit*
  • Qrow: You alright, kiddo?
  • Ruby: Yeah. I just got bark and dirt all over my butt sitting on that log back there.
  • Nora: Me too! It's so annoying...
  • Ruby: Right?
  • Jaune: What are you two talking about?
  • Ruby: It's a skirt problem.
  • Nora: Yeah, you boys wouldn't understand!
  • Ruby: Actually, Jaune would...
  • Nora: Oh, that's right. But the rest of you boys wouldn't understand.
  • Oscar: *pauses, suddenly far away in a memory*
  • Ren: No, I suppose we wouldn't.
  • Qrow: We should keep moving.
  • Oscar: *small snort of laughter*
  • Qrow: *turns to glare at Oscar suspiciously*
  • Ruby: Oscar?
  • Oscar: *starts laughing outright*
  • Jaune: What's so funny?
  • Qrow: *glare intensifies*
  • Oscar: Ha ha ha! Ha ha - BA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Qrow: *starts moving towards Oscar*
  • Ren: Is he alright?
  • Nora: I don't get it. What's so funny?
  • Ruby: Oscar?
  • Oscar: *laughing so hard he can barely speak* Ha ha, like...LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! Hahahahahaha!
  • Qrow: *grabs Oscar by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away from the others*
  • Ruby: Uncle Qrow! What are you doing?!
  • Nora: What's wrong with him?
  • Qrow: *not turning around as he drags Oscar away* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? HE'S A CRAZY PERSON! HE TALKS TO A VOICE IN HIS HEAD! HE'S INSANE AND YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO HIM OR TRUST ANYTHING HE TELLS YOU!
  • Ruby, Nora, and Jaune: *speechless*
  • Ren: *even more speechless than usual*
  • Oscar: *still in fits of laughter even while being dragged* HA HA HA HA! La - HAHA - Landing strategy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

anonymous asked:

ok but think of how hilarious even must have thought it was when he found out that sara just accepted the fact that isak started the insta account he was bitter about their break up. like 'isak,,, you're so gay. so so gay. how does she not know this.' while isak's like 'idk even! i don't claim to understand straight people!' and probably for weeks even will randomly be like 'isak. be honest. am i just a rebound for you? are you not over sara yet?'

bless this im laughing so hard

anonymous asked:

I don't understand soumako shippers. It makes no sense, there's virtually no interaction between them, no CHANCE of interaction, and their personalities aren't compatible. You can't tell me someone like Sousuke and someone like Makoto could ever work out together.

wow can you believe makoto is so in love with sousuke and sousuke is so in love with makoto and that they kiss and hug and hold hands and look out for each other? wow 

You know that feeling you want to learn new stuff, but want to be able to complete it perfectly in one day and just get frustrated when it doesn’t?

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

It’s like trying to crush an elephant with a butterfly

hobbitdragqueen  asked:

It probably wasn't directed at me but when I was trying to run food, clean tables, help out in wash and bring stuff to the coffee till I overheard this customer say to her friend "that's the thing with this younger generation, they don't know what hard work is". I've lost 7 pounds since I started this job a month and a half ago, I don't go to the gym or eat particularly healthy but that's how hard I work. Bitch.😒

It does sound like you overheard another conversation unrelated to you, but it’s still a shitty mentality. A lot of people my age talk shit about millennial like baby boomers talked shit about us. Plus from what I understand anyone 34 and younger IS a millennial. I’m 33, so I am one. It makes me laugh so hard seeing people my age act like they’re hot shit and so much better while not understanding that they are a part of this age group. Yeah, we’re on the older side, but we’re still under appreciated and insulted too. Not as widely as those in their late twenties and younger, but we’re still one of them. I call people out that are my age now and tell them that. They get all huffy like a kid “NO I’M NOT!”. Bitch, yes you are, stop sounding like a goddamn 80 year old woman complaining about whippersnappers. You’re not quite near as dead yet, asshole. -Abby

derya-blog  asked:

Dude I'm dead XD we all know how Chompy is the cutest thing ever and he really has a good name.... But I'm laughing so hard I'm so sorry they translate Chompy's name in french as "pince moi" I can't breath X'D it's 11pm here and I'm waking everyone up beczuse I'm laughing so hard XD pince moi sounds so ridiculous ! I don't understand why did they no let chompy name as it is XD well that's all I had to say x) I needed to share my amusement.... :") what do you think about his french name ? X)

Pince moi? *Runs off to ask Donatello what that means*

I asked Donnie…he said it means “Pinch me” Like…dude! His name is Chompy!! CHOMPY PICASSO!!

anonymous asked:

Is it common for autistics to train themselves to laugh when everyone around them does, even if they don't understand the joke? I do that sometimes, and I feel like I only do it to pretend to be NT

Omg yes! I do that all the time! I can’t give you actual statistics or anything like that but my anecdata from myself and all the various Autistic people I know suggests that this is indeed a Thing. We Spergs tend to do a tremendous amount of scripting. Trying to fit into NT spaces is HARD and being around NT people can be the worst so many of us do what we can and that definitely includes stuff like laughing even if we don’t know what’s going on just so that we don’t seem like the odd one out. I don’t know about you but I know for me and a lot of other ND people I know being the odd one out is the worst, it’s upsetting in all kinds of ways. It’s one of those horrible catch-22 things where either you don’t put in the work to fit in and you risk being “that weirdo” who everyone makes fun of or you do put in the work to fit in and you’re just sort of miserable and stressed bc you have to fake it, there’s kind of no winning there…. unfortunately…

We all do it differently, not all Autistic people do this or script in this way but it’s definitely a Thing that some or even many of us do. I’m sorry you’re stuck pretending to be NT sometimes, that particular struggle is incredibly real, solidarity <3

~ mod rage

  • Shale: It has become rather close to the other Grey Warden
  • Alistair: ...Yes I suppose I have, haven't I?
  • Shale: I find this difficult to comprehend. It is whiney and weak and always laughing
  • Alistair: Then I guess a romance between you and I is completely out of the question, huh?
  • Shale: And the attempts at humor, I cannot understand why it is endured!
  • Alistair: Maybe you should ask HER why she likes me so much instead of bothering me with it
  • Shale: It has a loud mouth. Why its head has not been crushed already is hard to imagine
  • Alistair: Or maybe you just happen to figure she likes me a lot more than you
  • Shale: Don't be foolish
  • Alistair: Yes I thought so!! Just watch your step or I'm totally telling
  • Shale: I'm going to stand over here now

anonymous asked:

How would the paladins react to hearing their s/o's laugh, who is very loud and kinda dorky? And they get all embarrassed because they don't really like it at all. Thank you so much! love your blog!

I know exactly how their s/o would feel, I hate my laugh because it’s loud and I’ve learned to giggle instead of full out laugh. If I do start laughing hard I kind of squeak, which is kind of embarrassing!

Lance:

  • He would absolutely love your laugh and would try to make you laugh every chance he gets.
  • He doesn’t really understand why you’re so embarrassed and tries to reassure you that your laugh is nothing to worry about.
  • He does everything he can to make you laugh because it brightens his day and makes him forget about all the bad stuff going on.

Keith:

  • The poor guy wouldn’t even realize you’re embarrassed about it at first and he might accidently laugh at you.
  • He will immediately regret it though and tells you that there’s no need to be embarrassed.
  • May go to the others for advice on how to make you laugh so that he can hear it more often.

Hunk:

  • He likes how unique your laugh is and will definitely tell you this if you get embarrassed.
  • He will also remind you how everyone else’s laughs are ridiculous and everyone’s laugh is special.
  • Hearing you laugh helps him keep his mind off of all his fears about the future.

Pidge:

  • Will definitely laugh at your laugh, but not in a mean way. She just thinks it’s goofy and adorable.
  • She absolutely loves it and thinks it’s the best thing ever. She’d love nothing more than to hear you laugh.
  • She will also show you tons of funny videos to make you laugh and she will never make fun of you for it, she just likes to hear it. 

Shiro:

  • It kind of breaks his heart a little to hear that you hate your laugh because he thinks that it’s one of the most precious things in the world.
  • After you explain why you dislike it so much he tells you how wonderful he thinks it is, even if it’s a bit dorky, your laugh is a part of who you are and he loves every bit of you.
  • Your laughing actually helps calm him down and makes him realize that not everything that’s happened to him is bad.
The Signs As Things In Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Aries: The dancers pretending to eat their leg

Taurus: That kid whispering “quiet, quiet”

Gemini: The Shia LaBeouf heads

Cancer: The narrator

Leo: The very flexible dancers

Virgo: That one lady playing the harp

Libra: The tears that run down your face from laughing so hard

Scorpio: “His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You’re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.”

Sagittarius: All the comments saying JUST DO IT

Capricorn: SHIA SURPRISE

Aquarius: *whispers* Shia LaBeouf

Pisces: Shia clapping at the end

anonymous asked:

Are requests still open? O: I know you've got a lot right now (take your time, if anyone complains then theyre, pardon my language, /fuckin rude ass people/) but if you end up getting to it at some point in this lifetime, may I have a short request to their gf saying she'll share her peanut m&m's with them? (This probably sounds really strange but I don't share my peanut m&m's with /anyone/ they're like drugs to me I swear, and I don't tend to eat many sweets either but they're an exception lol)

This made me laugh so hard but also made me super happy like you don’t even understand xD I know this took forever and I’m sorry I hope you like it~

Gifs aren’t mine

SEOKJIN:
Seokjin was actually really touched that you would share something that you loved so much with him - especially if that something was food. He’d tell everyone that would listen that he got to eat some of your favorite food and they didn’t, a wide smile on his face the entire time.

YOONGI:
Yoongi tried to act very nonchalant about the whole thing, but the gummy smile on his face as he savored the food you’d given him gave away how he really felt, though he didn’t really care that you knew; he didn’t mind if you teased him so long as you continued sharing with him.

HOSEOK:
Hoseok was almost giddy as you offered him some of your favorite food, nearly forgetting the food completely as he beamed at you and told you he loved you over and over again. He would eventually take the food from you, popping it into his mouth and eating it like there was no tomorrow.

NAMJOON:
Namjoon loved that you were offering your favorite food to him, but he didn’t want to take it from you if it made you so happy. So, instead, he acted jokingly disgusted by the food, scoffing and saying he didn’t like them; it made you laugh, and you got to eat all of what made you so happy, so it was a win-win for both of you.

JIMIN:
Jimin actually was touched that you would share your favorite food with him, but he was going to over-dramatisize his reaction; he would act over-the-top as he “graciously” accepted the food from you, only to laugh and mutter a sincere thanks before eating what you’d given him.

TAEHYUNG:
Taehyung would assure you that you didn’t have to offer him any of your food, especially since it was your favorite, but he’d take what you’d offered and eat it before you could try to take it back, not wanting to miss his chance at eating the food that you loved so much.

JUNGKOOK:
Jungkook would end up making a joke about the whole thing, pretending to get flustered as he took a step back and asked if you were sure that you were ready for that step in the relationship. Of course, he’d snatch the food from you before you could take it back, grinning all the while.

What He's Like When He's Jealous (Kissed By The Baddest Bidder Fanfiction)
  • Eisuke: Rough. He's so consumed with the anger coursing through his veins, he doesn't really understand how he's coming across to everyone else. He especially isn't aware of how hard he's pressing your arm, as he guides you back to his room. Pressing you against the wall, caressing his tongue with yours. "I don't like it when other men look at you."
  • Baba: Cheerful. He's all smiles, and laughs. Joking about it, when deep down, he's actually pretty upset. His smile doesn't reach his eyes, and his hand is squeezing yours a bit tighter. When you question him about it, asking him if he's really fine. He smiles, and squeezes your hand. "It's fine if other men flirt with you, it just means that they have good taste. As long as you don't flirt back, I'm fine."
  • Soryu: Scary. You don't blame the guy for running away like a dog with his tail between his legs. You're a bit scared of right now as well. His face clouded in a dark purple aura, his eyes so cold they look like they were made ice. He held your hand with a stronger grip, allowing you to walk beside him. When you ask if he's all right, he doesn't say anything. Just pulls you towards him and presses a chaste kiss to your lips. "Don't leave my side again."
  • Ota: Pouting. Your painter is actually very Possesive. He makes you take a bath several times, scrubbing you himself the last few times. Trying to "erase" the places where the man touched you. When he can still see them, he finally leans into you and covers them with his own toutches. "I guess, as long as I cover them up, it's almost like they weren't there in the first place."
  • A/N: I left out Mamoru, because I wrote the drabble on him. I know a lot of people have requested this, so here you go!
  • -SKY
  • Katedots: What kind of home [do marinette and sabine stay in re: scary sabine au]? Probably a fancy place.
  • Katedots: because gabe still exists in this world, but his influence is maybe not as great with another designer around. Or maybe she even surpassed him?
  • Katedots: Or we can be like "eh he moved to London" or some shit since he doesn't have a son to take care of.
  • Katedots: So he and sabine work in the same field, but aren't in direct competition
  • Katedots: so maybe sabine does own THE mansion
  • Katedots: it would have a different style though. Active gardens. Very oriental on the inside
  • Katedots: So instead of the cold modern, it would have a very classic style, a mix of chinese and Parisian
  • Katedots: It could be the same "layout" but it would be almost unrecognizable without the same style. And the gates would largely be open. She has a security system, but she's more social than Gabe and hosts parties all the time for business and pleasure.
  • Katedots: So in contrast to Adrien's childhood which was largely cold and quiet and ignored, Marinette is constantly seeking out time for herself because if there aren't a bunch of strangers around, there are a bunch of mom's friends, or mom herself, or the hired help, or whatever else.
  • Katedots: Like the house is busy and lived in, but it's not FOR HER. like a lot of the rooms are off limits or the food is always set aside for a function or whatever. So she has to carve out little spaces for herself. Her room, which is of course lots of pink and her mom is always threatening to send the cleaning lady in. Or the cooler in the corner of the kitchen where she keeps her snacks hidden out of the way.
  • Katedots: And she always has to be on her best behavior around the guests. And getting alone time with mom? forget about it.
  • Katedots: yeah. adrien can't hang out with dad because he's always hidden away "doing work". Marinette feels like she can't hang out with mom because there's always something or someone more important.
  • littlered: i have trouble imagining what sabine would be like in this au though, in regards to other people
  • littlered: i think i can figure out the parent-child relationship but not sabine in a public/social situation ?
  • Katedots: Sabine is scary sabine. She's IMPORTANT and she's very social and outwardly pretty friendly but she's TERRIFYING and very intimidating.
  • littlered: i think caprette or someone mentioned somewhere that she was funny, in a way? haha i didnt fully understand that part though
  • Katedots: She's the kind of person who can look you dead in the eye and say something and YOU DON'T KNOW if they're joking or not so you kind of laugh awkwardly and pray
  • littlered: OH okay
  • Katedots: So yeah, the "people ask me how i got into this business and I always tell them the same thing... how dare you fucking talk to me"
  • Katedots: Because is she joking??? probably. Is it still terrifying??? absolutely.
  • littlered: oh god thats actually pretty hilarious to think about
  • Katedots: So interns and stuff are always seeking her approval because it's hard to come by. She's not super warm. But she isn't unfair.
  • littlered: i like this au more now
  • Katedots: But she can be hard to read, so like... you could laugh at something you think is a joke and then she like looks you dead in the eye and is like "do you think this is funny" and suddenly you're like FUCK no no not at all
  • littlered: yes thank you im getting it now \O/
  • Katedots: and the RUMORS like there are all kinds of rumors about crazy stuff she's said to designers and interns and stuff, but you never know if they're true or not! Like "once i heard that she ripped out someone's seam and told them to re-do it" "wait what?!" "no i heard she stared him down until he ripped it out himself!" "god she's so intense i can't even look her in the eye" "omg me toooo"
Thoughts on the types, from an infp
  • Istj: i can really jam with you and i have the maddest respect for you, but i hope you eventually feel the need to lose it and do reckless shit one day
  • Estp: you're cool as hell but you also intimidate the shit out of me, like, i'm a timid bird give me a chance here
  • Istp: i've never met one, you sound frightening yet simultaneously like huge dorks
  • Estj: the ones i know are domineering as fuck like, don't do this i'm a free spirited flower, i'll bite you, don't touch me, jeez...
  • Isfj: angels. You're angels, damn it!
  • Isfp: we get on but simultaneously we don't and it's strange. And i always feel like the cynical bad guy around you people
  • Esfp: you're lovely and easy company but PLEASE CALM DOWN SOMETIMES PLEASE
  • Esfj: you're a wonderful angel but you need to learn how to let things go, for your own sake
  • Infj: you seem chill but simultaneously not. Like you have a dark side or some such dramatic thing. And you worry far too much!
  • Infp: i don't know any of you! Where are you? You're the only ones who understand. You're the only ones who know this hell i'm living with
  • Enfp: we can laugh about bizarre shit together and it's magnificent. Also do you hate literally everyone?
  • Enfj: i'm rooting for you so hard, and i always have done
  • Intj: we've known each other a long time and i get you. I see through you. I know all your ways. I'm rooting for you too
  • Intp: you're weird as hell and it's absolutely great, but i really wholeheartedly wish you could be happy
  • Entp: you cover the pain with dank memes
  • Entj: i don't think i know any entjs. I don't think i'd fuck with an entj. You seem frightening but if i can hack the intj then surely i can hack you guys... Right..?