you don't need a license to drive a sandwich

Spongebob movie starter prompts
  • "I never thought I'd see it with me own eyes...!"
  • "It started out as a simple order."
  • "No Cheese!"
  • "Come on, stay with me, let's hear about that family."
  • "Say Cheese."
  • "I had that dream again."
  • "I'm ready~ Promotion~"
  • "There's no shower at work."
  • "Tonight we're gonna party 'til we're purple."
  • "YAY I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
  • "We paid nine dollars for this?"
  • "I paid ten!"
  • "Ooh! Ooooh~ It's evil, it's diabolical,*sniiiiiiiiiiif* IT'S LEMON SCENTED!"
  • "There's a word for what you are, and that word is... ah...now let's see..."
  • "I'm ready...depression..."
  • "Hey! Where'd everyone go?"
  • "...Did you see my butt?"
  • "You know what? I'll just stop thinking about it."
  • "Boy, the pressure's already setting in."
  • "Waiter, let's get another round over here!"
  • "Waiter? Waiter! Waaaaaaaaaitoooooooooor~ WAITER!"
  • "Why do I always get the nuts?"
  • "This next one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world! ________, and this big peanut guy! It's a ditty called 'WAAAAAAAAAAAITOOOOOOOOOOOR'!"
  • "Listen, it's eight in the morning, go scrape up your friend and go home."
  • "One day, you will wear this crown."
  • "I'm gonna be bald?!"
  • "Have this pole executed at once."
  • "For clever as you are you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime."
  • "Very well then, I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH!"
  • "You're hot!"
  • "Oh no this is terrible!... Who's gonna sign my paycheck?"
  • "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
  • "We got a rule around here about blowing bubbles."
  • "All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar."
  • "No bubble blowing baby can resist singing alone to this."
  • "Looks like we got ourselves a double baby!"
  • "You can't fool me, I listen to public radio."
  • "Did you see my underwear? Did you want to?"
  • "Oh my gosh, you have a mustache!"
  • "Of course they were fake! This is how you grow a real mustache."
  • "Is he/she a mermaid?"
  • "Don't worry, this'll only hurt a lot!"
  • "Shut up and look at the screen."
  • "We did pretty good for a couple of goofballs."
  • "Still got that bag of winds?"
  • "I've got bubbles, fun at parties."
  • "Did you see that? The control!"
  • "Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do."
  • "I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!"
  • "So yeah I'm a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a knucklehead mcspazatron!"
  • "But most of all I'm... I'm... I'm..."
  • "What the scallop!?"
  • "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!"
  • "Oh come on, I'm sure it's not that ba-ba-ba-ba-BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!"
  • "MY EEEEEEEEEEYES!"
  • "I'm a goofy goober yeah! You're a goofy goober yeah! We're all goofy goobers yeah! Goofygoofy Goobergoober YEAH!"
The signs as SpongeBob quotes
  • Aries: I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY hot.
  • Taurus: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • Gemini: Do you smell that? A smelly smell that smells... smelly.
  • Cancer: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo!
  • Leo: Can I have everyone's attention? I have to use the bathroom.
  • Virgo: I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it.
  • Libra: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!
  • Scorpio: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  • Sagittarius: Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, opening my secret compartment of my secret box, revealing one embarassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party!
  • Capricorn: No need to panic people I'm just in charge for the next 15 minutes.
  • Aquarius: FUUUUTUUURRRREEEEE
  • Pisces: It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
spongebob squarepants meme ♆
  • " I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... "
  • " F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival! "
  • " I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! "
  • " Go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you. "
  • " You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. "
  • " Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! "
  • " Worship the magic conch! "
  • " Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty? "
  • " The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time! "
  • " Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! "
  • " Well first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem. "
  • " Two words, Na. Chos. "
  • " Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to. "
  • " Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. "
  • " East?! I thought you meant Weest. "
  • " I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly. "
  • " It took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS! "
  • " This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. "
  • " You know what's funnier than 24? 25! "
  • " Too bad that didn't kill me. "
  • " That's it! You have crossed the line! As of right now, this friendship is over! "
  • " Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. "
  • " Is mayonnaise an instrument? "
  • " My leg! "
  • " Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. "
  • " Don't geniuses live in lamps? "
  • " Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot. "
  • " I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode. "
  • " Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. "
  • " Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? "
  • " Hello, sir, would you like to buy some chocolate? "
The Signs as SpongeBob quotes
  • Aries: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"
  • Taurus: "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
  • Gemini: "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich"
  • Cancer: "The best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the time"
  • Leo: "I'm ugly and I'm proud"
  • Virgo: "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
  • Libra: "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
  • Scorpio: "EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL!!"
  • Sagittarius: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • Capricorn: "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick"
  • Aquarius: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
  • Pisces: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo"
The signs as Spongebob quotes
  • Aries: Wow, I'm touched. I'll have to remember that when I'm kicking your butt.
  • Taurus: There's something I always wanted to tell you the first day I met you: Goodbye.
  • Gemini: Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!
  • Cancer: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  • Leo: Airline food. Gosh, what is up with that stuff? Thank you, good night!
  • Virgo: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
  • Libra: Back off, pizza topping! Can't you see I'm doing The Sponge?
  • Scorpio: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
  • Sagittarius: What I learned in Boating School is...blankity, blankity, blank!
  • Capricorn: So this is what I get for working overtime?
  • Aquarius: You can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
  • Pisces: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.