you don't look 'okay' at all; baby. ;a;

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
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You were the first to ask me if I’m okay. It’s not even a big deal, but those words…strangely comforted me.

So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

Changing Time✨🌈✨🍼🗑
  • Cg: *looks over at little playing with their toys and noticing that their baby's diaper looks saggy* "Sweetheart, do you need to be changed?"
  • Little: *blushes and stops playing and sits in a position that hides their diaper* "Huh? Noooo I'm okay! I don't need my diapy changed!"
  • Cg: "Are you sure? It looks saggy baby. Stand up and turn around so I can see."
  • Little: *blushes and does as told*
  • Cg: *comes over and pats the little's butt* "My little wonder does need to be changed, don't you?"
  • Little: *nods shyly*
  • Cg: "Let me take care of you cutie pie. You're too little"
  • Little: *blushes and giggles as cg changes them*
  • Cg: *pats little's butt* "All better!"
  • Little: *Giggles* "Hehe! Tank yous!!!" *goes back to playing toys*
  • ________________
  • (Please don’t remove caption! Reblog if used for personal use. Please don’t re-post anywhere. Please don’t reblog to an NSFW blog or a blog that’s against underage people in the cgl community!!)
  • principal: madam, the boy is out of control
  • sally:
  • principal: he broke all the computers
  • sally:
  • principal: damaged the hydraulic system
  • sally:
  • principal: madam... he destroyed the whole school. I don't know, maybe I should call the police
  • sally: oh, percy...
  • percy: :)
  • sally: ... IT WASN'T HIS FAULT IT'S THE MONSTERS AND HIS FATE AND MY POOR BABY SON LOOK AT HIS CUTE FACE HE IS INNOCENT HE DIDN'T WANT TO I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU YOU HEARTLESS MAN HE SAVED. THE. WORLD.
  • principal: *sighs* okay, madam no police. calm down
  • *hours later, in his room*
  • percy: truth to be told, I did it for fun

anonymous asked:

Look honey we all know you're just jealous of Camila because you could never be at her GODDESS level of amazing beauty perfection queen in the sky so lay off her okay ;) Camila got Shawn and you never will alright baby even 5h couldn't keep her around she's too much of a shooting star in this galaxy to be held down by ANYBODY especially not YOU so seriously get a life and don't make me come back here again to set you straight!

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@tonystarktogo

Guess who has their laptop repaired!! Here’s some Tiny Tony for Totogo’s Villain’s Favorite Tiny Tony! I hope you like it.

By the by, I know a lot of people take Tony’s baby hair to be very curly, but I kind of took my cue from the baby RDJ gif where he has floppy straight blond hair. <:3 I also really like this hair because I knew this one boy with this hair that was really thin and silky soft and it flew just- everywhere - whenever he ran somewhere, but then it flopped right back into place when he stopped. <3 He lost a lot of that silky softness now though. They’re coarse now. :( 

Anyway, when I first read that Tony would still (still!) be wearing what he wore to Batters’s bar, I was kind of very… sad? disappointed? (In villains????) Because I basically just imagined him in his Tony’s white shirt and no pants and no shoes. So I decided that Batters would probably at least give him some random slippers lying around, and at least a small apron to use as a belt so … y’know, Tony’s shirt doesn’t get too unsuitable for work. 

Except of course the slippers are too big for Tony’s feet so he keeps dragging them and his feet keep slipping out which makes some of the patrons really irritated by the sounds, so someone (either Batters or a random villain) just buys a pair of kid’s shoes (not sure whether they’d bother to find the right size) and makes him wear it.

Also, a small extra (personal head canon of Tony’s childhood) under the cut:

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anonymous asked:

I don't know I feel like people who were saying that they muted BG for Harry promo and bring back for Louis promo were right. Look at today 🤷🏻‍♀️😑🤔🙄

The sun just published an article about Louis naming everyone, even the DOG, but not the baby. If you want to see all black it’s okay, but I don’t agree at all on the line. Harry’s promo has nothing to do with Louis’. I could accept someone saying “they’ll bring BG back for Louis promo just like they did for JHO” I get it and I can see it but the whole disclosure about “being muted for harry” ?!? Hell no.

Safe Haven sentence starters
  • "I don't know what we're heading towards, but I know my heart is all yours."
  • "All my friends tell me I'd be better off on my own, and sometimes I believe 'em."
  • "I can never leave him."
  • "Mixed signals, they're killing me."
  • "You knock and I let you in."
  • "Loving you is my greatest sin."
  • "I see it in your eyes, you wanna run."
  • "I don't know why I love you."
  • "I don't know why I stay."
  • "I don't know if its worth the pain."
  • "Even when you slam the door and drive away, I still set the table for two."
  • "Babe, you know I'm waiting on you."
  • "I believe you every time."
  • "I've never known anybody like you."
  • "I've never dreamed of nobody like you."
  • "I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime, and I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine."
  • "I'm in a field of dandelions, wishing on every one that you'll be mine."
  • "I see forever in your eyes."
  • "I feel okay when I see you smile."
  • "I think that you are the one for me."
  • "It gets so hard to breathe when you're looking at me."
  • "I've never felt so alive and free."
  • "When you're looking at me, I've never felt so happy."
  • "I feel bad inside knowing this is all built on lies."
  • "I feel like an awful person."
  • "We're forcing love that don't exist."
  • "This is so unrighteous."
  • "This is so not like us."
  • "Love at first sight that was gone at the end of night."
  • "We both know that this is going to end."
  • "No chance we're going to make it."
  • "Can we fake it?"
  • "Even though I know you're not the one, this has really been a lot of fun."
  • "I don't really like you, but I still choose to stay."
  • "You still play the part so well."
  • "You're really cute, I must admit."
  • "I need something deeper than this."
  • "I wanna know when I'm looking at you that you don't only see the things you want to."
  • "I'm not perfect, I'm flawed, and if you don't like that, get lost."
  • "I don't want it if it's fake, I don't want it if it's just for show."
  • "I just want it if it's real."
  • "This superficial love thing got me going crazy."
  • "Baby if you want me, then you better need me."
  • "I'm so done not being your number one."
  • "If you wanna keep me, then you better treat me like a damn princess, make that an empress."
  • "Fun at first, I won't deny, but I want more than just what meets the eye."
  • "I want authentic, not just for fun."
  • "If this love is plastic, it'll break on us."
  • "I can feel you on my lips all the time."
  • "I just wanna feel you in my heart and on my mind."
  • "This ain't right."
  • "I feel broken, shattered, and blue, and it's all because of you."
  • "If this is love, why does it break me down?"
  • "It's been a long time since I felt the way that I do now."
  • "I need you, but I don't know how."
  • "It's been a while since I smiled and I meant it from my heart."
  • "The idea of leaving this behind, it tears me apart."
  • "Kiss me now and remind me why I ever wanted to make you mine."
  • "If this is love, why do you break me down?"
  • "You're the other half of my broken heart."
  • "There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no place to call home."
  • "My only friend was the man in the moon, and even sometimes he would go away, too."
  • "He came to me with the sweetest smile, told me he wanted to talk for awhile."
  • "I promise that you'll never be lonely."
  • "Lost boys like me are free."
  • "I realized I finally had a family."
  • "You are my perfect story book."
  • "You are now my home sweet home."
  • "Tonight hope fills our lungs and I can see it in everyone."
  • "The songs use to make us sad, tonight they don't sound so bad."
  • "It feels so good to be young."
  • "I think I'll stay awhile."
  • "I am obsessed with being a mess."
  • "I am in love with being young."
  • "I don't know what the future holds."
  • "I can't believe its been all these years."
  • "My friends tell me I should've moved on a long long time ago, but what do they know?"
  • "I don't mean to be selfish, but my heart breaks every time that I see you smile 'cause I know that it's not me
  • Who brings it out of you anymore."
  • "You found somebody new, you put me in the past."
  • "I don't know if our memories will last."
  • "If by chance it doesn't work out with her, you'll always have a chance with me."
  • "I wonder what happens when you hear our song, do you brush it away or do you sing along?"
  • "Do you talk about the future the way we did?"
  • "You'll always have a chance with me in my world."
  • "Is it so wrong of me to hope she breaks your heart?"
  • "Is it so wrong of me to pray she tears you apart?"
  • "I know in the darkest part of you, you pray and hope and wish for it, too."
  • "You don't mean to be selfish, but your heart breaks every time that you see me smile 'cause you know its not you who brings it out of me anymore."
  • "So casually you walked into my universe."
  • "Hey, you got some pretty brown eyes."
  • "I couldn't help but smile and I think that's the moment it all happened."
  • "Love turned into games, and games turned into heartbreak, and heartbreak turned into war."
  • "Darling, all is fair in love and war."
  • "You meant the world to me."
  • "I'll be your fighter if you say so."
  • "I don't get why we're meant to fall in love, then say goodbye."
  • "Gave you all my heart and all my precious time."
  • "I can picture you in your blue jeans, looking right at me with that gorgeous smile."
  • "I couldn't see the lies and the things that you would hide."
  • "You love so mercilessly."
  • "Here's to everything we ever were."
  • "I got the greatest weapon of all - a broken heart."
  • "Let me hold you for the day and let you know that its okay, give you all the love and peace that you usually send my way."
  • "When its dark for you, don't know what to do, just know you're my light."
  • "When the world is caving, baby you're my safe haven."
  • "On my darkest day I know you'll be my shine."
  • "You're my safe haven."
  • "Love at first sight, it exists."
  • "I've had my heart broken so many times before."
  • "I'll call you in the morning if I see you in my dreams tonight."
  • "I don't even know your name."
  • "I vowed not to let anyone enter my heart."
  • "I know love at first sight can't exist."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension and you can tell me all the things you didn't mention."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension."
  • "I saw you in my dreams."
  • "I guess that I was scared of what I was before us."
  • "Guess you were my only blemish."
  • "For the first time I don't mind that you found somebody else."
  • "For the first time I'm totally fine being by myself."
  • "I was my best when I was with you."
  • "Would you believe me if I told you that I'm over it?"
John Lennon and Paul McCartney watching series in 2017
  • <p> <b>Paul:</b> Look at this, John! People actually think Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are a couple just because they're always together!<p/><b>John:</b> Paul...<p/><b>Paul:</b> I mean, because they think about each other all the time, and love to solve cases together so much more than stay with women, like... They're friends and friends do it, don't you agree, John?<p/><b>John:</b> *takes a deep breath*<p/><b>Paul:</b> And Supernatural? Just because Dean and Castiel look at each other that way, people say they're in love.<p/><b>John:</b> *Looks at Paul, shocked*<p/><b>Paul (laughing):</b> The way they look... It's not a big deal. We do it all the time, right, dear?<p/><b>John:</b> *rolls eyes and facepalms*<p/><b>Paul:</b> Baby? You okay?<p/></p>
DRABBLE PROMPTS: DISNEY VERSION
  • 1. "I want to do something for her... but what?"
  • "Well, there's the usual things- flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep..."
  • -Beauty and the Beast
  • 2. "How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
  • -Aladdin
  • 3. "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it."
  • -Lion King
  • 4. "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
  • -Pocahontas
  • 5. "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." -Toy Story
  • 6. "Look at that disgusting display."
  • "Yes, sir!"
  • -The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • 7. "My little baby, off to destroy people." -Mulan
  • 8. "But it's a rock."
  • "I know it's a rock! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!"
  • "You're weird, but I like you."
  • -Bug's Life
  • 9. "Pull the lever!"
  • [pulls lever]
  • "WRONG LEVER!"
  • -Emperor's New Groove
  • 10. "Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly." -Monsters Inc
  • 11. "Why me?"
  • "Because you saw me when I was invisible."
  • -The Princess Diaries
  • 12. "Girls talk too much!" -Peter Pan
  • 13. "But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though....I remember everyone that leaves." -Lilo and Stitch
  • 14. "Just keep swimming" -Finding Nemo
  • 15. "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
  • -Pirates of the Caribbean-Curse of the Black Pearl
  • 16. "We are talking about the greater good!"
  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!"
  • -The Incredibles
  • 17. "I don't like food...I LOVE IT." -Ratatouille
  • 18. "Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?"
  • "Only when you're there to catch me." -Enchanted
  • 19. "I have made the decision to trust you."
  • "A horrible decision really." -Tangled
  • 20. "Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it." -Brave
  • 21. I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad! There's no-one I'd rather be... than me." -Wreck-It Ralph
  • 22. "Does it look bad?"
  • "No."
  • "You hesitated." -Frozen
  • 23. "People keep saying he's not really gone, as long as we remember him. But it still hurts." -Big Hero 6
  • 24. "Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!" -Brother Bear
  • 25. "Ooh! I like her."
  • "Hm. 'Bout time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me." -Atlantis-The Lost Empire
  • 26. "People do crazy things... when they're in love." -Hercules
  • 27. "His eyes were intense... and focused, and... I've never seen eyes like those before."
  • "Oh. Shall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?" -Tarzan
  • 28. "Have I gone mad?"
  • "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." -Alice in Wonderland (2010)
  • 29. "Close your mouth, please, ____. We are not a codfish."
  • -Mary Poppins
  • 30. "Hello, out there! Oh, I hope nobody answers."
  • -The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
X - ED SHEERAN || SENTENCE MEME
  • "I will only have these eyes for you."
  • "You won't ever be alone, wait for me to come home."
  • "I swear it will get easier, remember that with every piece of you."
  • "I won't ever let you go."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know you're gonna be away a while but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend cause you are the only one."
  • "Baby if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Don't fuck with my love."
  • "In any other summer could you have been my part time lover?"
  • "And if you hurt me, well that's okay baby."
  • "I'm a mess right now."
  • "Maybe I'm a liar but for tonight I wanna fall in love."
  • "I messed up this time."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress."
  • "Should this be the last thing I see I want you to know it's enough for me. Cause all that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "I don't wanna love you."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars."
  • "Oh baby, we found love right where we are."
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I want to thank all the Gods and baby Jesus: James Mason edition.

#239 - For anonymous

Filling the prompt “a fic about Van having like crazy intense nightmares very often that wake him up in the middle of the night and the only thing he wants is to be held by his gf or whatever?”

Note: A fun coincidence. I wrote this fic at 2:30 am after waking up from a nightmare. Art imitates life.


Van’s nightmares were probably the reason you were together. There was a house party when you were younger. All night you’d been stalking each other through the rooms, across the makeshift carpeted dancefloor, through the uncut backyard grass. High on life and probably a lot of other things, Van had passed out on the floor of Milo’s bedroom around 2 am. You stood in the doorway with Milo.

“Can I get a blanket for him?” you asked.

“Yeah. You know where the spares are at. Who is he anyway?”

“He came with Bond. He’s the singer of that band he joined,” you answered. Milo nodded and walked away.

After wedging a pillow under his head and covering him with a blanket, you left Van to his drunken dreams. An hour later, you stumbled back into the bedroom and collapsed on the bed. Only twenty minutes into your own slumber and you woke at the sound of Van’s hand smacking into the bedside table. His rings hit with a force that should have made him wake. You sat up and turned the lamp on. He was dead to the world but quite clearly having a nightmare. A vivid, horrible nightmare.

For probably too long, you watched his face contort into expressions of worry and fear and maybe revulsion. His left hand continued to hit close-by objects as his arm waved around. His legs twitched and when his lips parted you could hear how fast his breathing was. Your drunk brain snapped into action at the sound. On your knees next to him, you tried to gently shake him awake. No response. He whimpered and scrunched his nose up.

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pegasusdragontiger  asked:

Hey I know you are busy, an what not just wondering if I could have a Chris/OFC little ficlet cute/fluffy/dodger and babies? I have a job interview tomorrow and stressing and anxiety is turning my brain to mush! but luckily my interview is in the morning? It's okay if you can't or don't have time it's all good! muas.

Good luck on your interview!! And I had ideas instantly for this Drabble! Somewhat based on interactions between my niece, myself and my cat.

Drabble: Chris, Dodger & the Baby
Pairing: Chris Evans x reader
Rating: G
Warnings: ovary-destroying fluff?


With his three month old daughter screaming in her swing for a meal, Chris stood in the kitchen aggressively shaking the bottle of formula. Hearing the click clack of Dodger’s nails on the floor, Chris turned and looked at the dog in surprise, knowing he rarely, if ever, left his little human’s side.

Dodger planted himself at Chris’s feet and then let out a mournful cry followed by a short series of barks. Judging by the way his daughter’s cries had seemingly gotten louder, Chris interpreted Dodger’s barks as “Human, my baby is sad. Fixer her so she’ll play with me!”

“I’m on it,” Chris promised him. With the bottle ready, Chris grabbed a spit cloth and headed for the baby, cooing at her that dinner was coming the whole way.

Due to how angry she was at him, he had to bounce her a couple times in his arms to help calm her down before he sat down on the couch to feed her. It was only when she was happily sucking on her bottle that Dodger joined them, resting his head on Chris’s knee and watching the baby.

All the concerns Chris (and you) had had about Dodger being jealous of the new addition to the family had been for naught. The dog had taken to the baby immediately and the only thing that had distressed them was that she wouldn’t play with him like Chris’s niece and nephews did.

It has taken quite a bit of work, but eventually Chris had trained the dog not to put his toys on the baby’s head or arms, but rather at the foot of whatever she was laying in. Recently, however, the baby and the dog had taught each other a new trick. Dodger would place a ball at the baby’s feet when she was in the swing and she’d kick it off, sending it flying into the air with Dodger running after it.

Neither Chris nor you had seen it happen the first time, but you’d both heard the baby giggling and Dodger barking happily and had gone around the corner to see what was going on. Their new game meant a lot of stuff had had to be cleared out of the room so it wouldn’t get broken, but it was obvious that the baby and Dodger would be the best of friends.

Finished feeding the baby, Chris set the bottle aside and then lifted her up to burp her. After two burps that would make any grown man proud, he cuddled her in his arms in hopes she would go to sleep. She fussed a bit until Dodger joined them on the couch and rested his head against her legs.

That was how you’d found them when you’d gotten back from your friend’s birthday dinner. All three of them were passed out and drooling a bit, not that you’d tell Chris that. You snapped a quick photo and then began the process of getting them all to their respective beds, starting with the baby since you knew taking her would wake both Chris and Dodger up. Sure enough, Dodger followed you into the bedroom and Chris followed, a minute or so later, once you’d put the baby in her crib.

Satisfied that his baby was a sleep, Dodger climbed into the dog bed by the crib (one that had previously been in the master bedroom before he’d drug it into the nursery) and laid down.

“Take care of her tonight,” Chris told his dog as he bent down to scratch Dodger’s head. Then he followed you into the bedroom knowing that Dodger (and the baby monitor) would alert the two of you if the baby woke up.

you know what really kills me about Wobble trying to reach for Kurapika’s hug tho?

Kurapika’s eyes are bright scarlet in that scene.

When he was young, in that non-Kurta vilage, in front of grown adults, people had called him a demon for those eyes, Kurapika had always been aware that outside of his clan, people were scared about his eyes turning red.

And Wobble was looking for a hug from him while his eyes were bright scarlet.

I’m going to cry if those two (three because I want Oito to be okay too) don’t come out alive I will riot.

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You know, canon.

Bless these anti-social wilderness babies. Stalking people all day and all night before finally deciding to approach them.

I accidentally turned on a few layers at once and got this adorable huddle. Hahaha. 

Red vs Blue Fic: Dibs

Summary: Wash has always wanted someone to choose him.

Parings: Wash/Carolina, mentions of past Yorkalina and Wash/CT

Warnings: Canon-typical language

Notes: also available on AO3!

Thanks to @tuckerfuckingdidit for Wash’s line about calling dibs. <3


“C'mon,” says York, heedlessly confident, “it’s not the same.”

Wash stares at him. He’s lost track of what York was talking about—but York always creates his own context, and Wash finds himself nodding along regardless.

They’re in a dirtside bar on a backwater colony. Wash is on his second Cosmo, Maine and Connie are both on their fourth vodkas, York has had only one one beer, and Carolina—

Carolina has her hand pressed between York’s shoulder blades, her mouth kissing his temple.

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anonymous asked:

Hanayo and maki are two gonna volunteer at the Otonoki Daycare? To see tomato princess and cutest cat  @ask-otonokids

Hanayo: Unfortunately, we’re sort of busy right now. But, we’re able to visit and play with them for a bit! They’re always great to play with!

Maki: … Sometimes


These babies are from @ask-otonokids! Go send in asks to the little kids over there! It’s a Good and Pure blog with A++ content all the time! And the Mod’s a cool person too ;3c