you don't look 'okay' at all; baby. ;a;

okay but tater is absolutely the biggest baby ever when it comes to scary movies. we’re talking even the slightest hint of a scary scene and tater just nopes the heck out of there. like, he still can’t watch the hunchback of notre dame all the way through.

but he is definitely not going to mention that to kent. especially since he knows that kent loves that he’s so big and strong and tater’s pretty sure that ‘screams like a little girl at cgi monsters’ does not fit that description.

except it’s a date weekend and kent’s put on his netflix list of 'quintessential american films that you need to watch tater, how have you not watched these you weirdo’ and then. gremlins comes on. and tater is excited!! gizmo is so cute!! but then the actual gremlins come along and look. tater is a Big and Strong hockey player. he is definitely not scared by evil reptilian dolls. no siree.

it takes kent approximately 2.3 seconds to notice. 'babe,’ he says slowly, 'are you scared?’

'no way,’ alexei 'no pokerface’ mashkov forces out. for a second all kent can do is stare at his giant, russian teddy bear of a boyfriend before he basically lifts tater onto his lap. 'how are you this cute??’ he grins with a face of brown curls. and while tater is pretty terrified he’s also?? all warm on the inside??? because this gorgeous, talented, loving man is His Boyfriend

(that night kent is woken up by tater shaking his arm and plaintively whispering, 'hey…can I be little spoon now?’ and kent just MELTS. tater doesn’t mind scary movies too much after that.)

Okay hear me out here guys: where is the DenNor out there with a tall, mighty, curvy as fuck Nyo!Denmark, who is taller than canon Norway but still acts like a puppy? Where is that DenNor where Nyo!Denmark will slam those bitches out there for teasing Norway about being shorter than his girlfriend? Where is that DenNor where Norway has to get onto his toes in order to kiss his girlfriend, who gets piggy backs from her, but who will still carry her around despite being smaller than her? Where is that DenNor where Norway will go out of his way to comfort Nyo!Denmark when she has self-doubts about her size and body shape? Where is that DenNor where Nyo!Denmark will literally pick Norway up in order to hug him and proceed to spin around because he’s so cute and light and wonderful to hug? Where is that DenNor where Norway can’t stop looking at Nyo!Denmark and can’t stop thinking how lucky he is to have a beautiful woman as his QUEEN, because Nyo!Denmark is nothing short of queen???

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18 June 2014 - Now
1 Year Anniversary

The Cricky mood.

A serious condition.

When you get into that mood, you’ve got a few options.

First, AO3, of course.

BUT THERE ARE LITERALLY 3 CRICKY FICS.

Okay, let’s calm down.

Second, tumblr. Obviously.

There, you’ll find a whole lot of material. Pics, gifs, heated anons trying to cancel your opinions and most of all, NEW FRIENDS.

Hi @cr7cky & @cricky-renaldo :)

Few examples.

(BABY)


So like, you get into that good vibe, yeah ? You start feeling like this :

And then you see this :

And you literally squeal. And probably look like this :


BUT.. it’s never enough, alright ? So you just wander through Cristiano’s IG posts. 

(Nobody forced him to.. HE DID IT ON HIS OWN.)

(DATE NIGHTS)

And you see those pretty faces every-fucking-where together, laughing, smiling, taking care of Junior (!!!!!). Working or not, they’re attached at the hip.

(Daddy and papa.. DON’T FIGHT ME.)

(Breathe, Cris.)


But then. THEN comes the real deal. Then comes the moment you go back to twitter, you type your own @ in the search bar and the # with it..

Oh how you freaked out about it when it happened..

.. again ..

.. and then again in the finale. You’re not sure you’re over it just yet. (Not sure I’ll ever be anyway.)

(THEY JUST LAID THERE.)

(Can you see him saying OBRIGADO ?!)

(THE HAND, THE HAND)


And you end up looking pretty much like this.


But you end up HAPPY. Happy crying because honestly.. aren’t they gorgeous ?

💜

anonymous asked:

Hanayo and maki are two gonna volunteer at the Otonoki Daycare? To see tomato princess and cutest cat  @ask-otonokids

Hanayo: Unfortunately, we’re sort of busy right now. But, we’re able to visit and play with them for a bit! They’re always great to play with!

Maki: … Sometimes


These babies are from @ask-otonokids! Go send in asks to the little kids over there! It’s a Good and Pure blog with A++ content all the time! And the Mod’s a cool person too ;3c

Just when you think my baby can’t look any better HE HAS FUCKING NEW FACIAL HAIR AND HE IS JUST DESTROYING MY HEART GOD DAMN, I’M SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN WANTING TO GIVE HIM MANY KISSES AND WANTING TO RIDE HIS FACE AND FEEL HIS NEW FACIAL HAIR, LIKE KISS MY THIGHS, GIVE ME BURNS, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED MY BARON ANON NOW MORE THAN EVER FUCK.

thank u @omgmissmillie for supporting our love and showing me pics 😭😭😭

Kiss The Girl
  • : : ANOTHER LONG'UN GUYS. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND XX
  • *221B Baker Street*
  • *knocking*
  • Sherlock: *in his mind palace* Come in.
  • Baby Watson: *still outside; whispers* Was the secret knock right?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Close enough.
  • Baby Watson: *shuffles inside; closing the door behind her*
  • Sherlock: *nods at the sofa* Sit down.
  • Baby Watson: *sits in the middle of the sofa*
  • Sherlock: *clasps his hands; glances at the door* Does anyone know you're here?
  • Baby Watson: Err, Mummy's downstairs talking to Granny.
  • Sherlock: *looks at her; narrows his eyes* Was your mission successful?
  • Baby Watson: *excitedly* Uh-huh!
  • Sherlock: *hopeful* Well?
  • Baby Watson: Sixteen.
  • Sherlock: *gapes* Sixteen? I only have until tonight! She'll be here at six.
  • Baby Watson: *giggles* But you're really clever.
  • Sherlock: *reaches for his notepad* To learn sixteen songs in two hours I'll have to be *sighs* Go on then.
  • Baby Watson: *thinking* Err, be our guest, go the distance, cruella de vil, hakuna matata, whistle while you work, bare necessities, a whole new world, friend like me, kiss the girl-
  • Sherlock: *stops writing* Is that her favourite one?
  • Baby Watson: I don't really-
  • Sherlock: *urgently* But is it her favourite one?
  • Baby Watson: ...
  • Baby Watson: Umm, yeah.
  • Sherlock: *stands and lifts his violin* How does it go?
  • Mary: *calling* Sharlotte! We have to pick Daddy up from work now.
  • Baby Watson: *shimmies off the sofa* Good luck with Aunt Molly, Uncle Sherlock.
  • Sherlock: *panics* No, you can't-
  • Baby Watson: You'll be fine. If it doesn't work, you can always just kiss the girl *waves goodbye and leaves*
  • Sherlock: *looks down at his violin* Ah.
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Hi potato head, so I’m like 12 to 13 weeks, depends on when you read this okay? and it’s almost father’s day here… So happy father’s day, I guess.

I went to my first ultra-sound without you, took Toby and she is a very supportive person I think she shall adopt your unborn child. Moving on I have bad news, we are having a plum, but there was a strong chance it would be a fruit since, you know. More news, it looks like a human now, sort of like and if I press my bump it probably kicks back, but I really can’t feel anything. My belly is starting to show and the doctor started to search for an heart beat and Adam you should have listened to it, weak but I swear it felt like I finally knew we are going to be parents and I swear that if you were here you would have cried.  Anyways, we can start telling people it’s safe now, you should start by all the females in your camp you know? And also tell them we are going to get married and we are having triplets just for fun okay?

I thought on writing and not really skyping this because it seems more romantic and I want something for our grand kids to sell one day and make people on the store believe we are some sort of very romantic cheesy couple, who had no choice but to talk this way due to bad internet connection, it shall be a story people will never stop talking about. I also sent this because you can’t really send a picture through a computer right? and hang it on a wall I think that’s what you guys do there? And if you can’t listen to a heartbeat at least, I got to give you a father’s day gift?  Bubbles and Pan send you a lick on the face, different sides because they are jealous. We seriously miss you and everything you brought home except the vegetables, nobody misses that. I also have been sending you letters since day one but you never said a dang about them on Skype so you better talk about the baby next time!

Love you like potatoes, keep safe, Apple Jerkins.

Alex begins his All Time Bro side project.