you don't even mean to yet but stop it

stereden  asked:

Imagine Tony taking all the kids under his wings. Spidey, Kamala, Harley... he can't not intervene, "the kids are going to get themselves killed they have no selfpreservation instinct stop laughing Rhodey, no I don't like them but I'm like the first modern superhero and I just know i'm going to be sued if something happens to them, shut up Rhodey" with Rhodey wondering if there's going to be yet another kid hanging out in the labs whenever he visits Tony

God, Tony so absolutely would.

I mean he is already taking care of Harley, who absolutely does not have a self preservation instinct if you think back to IM3, and now he’s also taking care of Peter, who should have a self preservation instinct, even if just because of his spidey sense, but clearly that isn’t working out either.

And then he meets Kamala, who is also doing all this crazy dangerouy stuff and Tony is mentally throwing his hands up in the air, because what the fuck is he supposed to do with that, but in reality he just fusses over all of them.

He simply cannot stay away, and he is pretty sure he can make their comstumes or gadgets or their very own workshop that much better if just anyone would let him. Not that anything would ever stop him from doing the best he can for them.

By now Rhodey is absolutely resigned to this and he has listened to Tony’s triad (“The kids are going to get themselves killed, they have no self preservation instinct, stop laughing Rhodey, no I don’t like them but I’m like the first modern superhero and I just know I’m going to be sued if something happens to them, shut up Rhodey”) more than once by now and he always laughs at Tony but when it comes down to it, he is the first to help Tony come up with a new design.

Whenever he hears about yet another superhero Rhodey already wonders what age they are and if he’s going to find them in Tony’s workshop getting the “I don’t even like you, I just don’t want you killed, no don’t, I’m not your big brother or uncle” speech, that never seems to stick with those kids either, because they spend almost as much time with Tony as they do with their own family.

And despite all of Tony’s protests that he is not interested in them personally, it’s just a matter of security and reputation, he remembers every important test they have, he studies with them if they ask, he makes sure they eat and go to medical after a fight, and he knows all their parents because he needs to know who to call when they stay over, right?

“Stop laughing, Rhodey, I don’t even like them” is a lot less effective when he is in his pyjamas and yelling with Harley and Peter at a screen because of stupid science while he advises Kamala on her nailpolish or hair style.

cuabien16  asked:

Hello, I'm a huge fan of this series and your blog. I'm falling in love with Akutagawa Ryunosuke at the first time he appeared in manga. Therefore sometime, I wonder what he will live for if he stop pursue Dazai, I mean, I don't know the meaning of his life after he chose his own way without Dazai'apperance in the heart of its. Can you tell me your idea about this problem?

For starters, there’s his sister. It bothered me when Gin didn’t set out to save Akutagawa even before Higuchi decided to. I suppose at that point it’s Asagiri either not establishing their relationship yet or not wanting to give out a major hint BUT STILL!

Anyway, it really is a dilemma isn’t it? Because Dazai said he’d give Akutagawa a reason to live, which Akutagawa interpreted to mean that his life would have value as long as Dazai acknowledges him. See, people can’t live as an island and while I can understand Akutagawa clinging on to Dazai, at this point don’t we all agree that he’s going to ends which are both toxic and self-destructive?

(cr: @dazaiscans​)

The mafia is far from a perfect environment, but it was an organization which accepted Akutagawa and is allowing him to do as he pleases provided he doesn’t stain their reputation. No matter how bullish and stubborn the kid can he get, he’s not stupid; Akutagawa has a place in the mafia and there’s nothing better for him out there… At least, not right now. Note how he admits it to Kyouka in the page above, how the “hope for death in his eyes” vanished after joining Port Mafia. Dazai never found any reason to live in the mafia, but Akutagawa did. And even without Dazai, he stayed in the mafia, so it’s not like he can’t continue on without his mentor.

As for those who want to know how Akutagawa would be like if he were in ADA, if you ask me I don’t think Akutagawa will ever fit in. It’s not like he particularly wants to do good or save anyone. Unless he gets a change of heart, his reason for joining will be entirely selfish, and needless to say he won’t pass Fukuzawa’s entrance exam.

anonymous asked:

Sometimes i refer to you as my friend to my parents since they don't understand YouTube yet so i even call you ally, is that okay or should i stop?

well, I guess it’s what you consider friends? XD I mean I don’t know you at all, but you can if you like hahah idk XD 

Yeah no I need to be done with Supergirl, it’s pissing me off too hard. They pulled me back in with Alex/Maggie cuteness but I shoulda known it was only bait for the rage trap of Kara’s love life/the sidelining of James in favor of white fuckboy Mon-El who literally CANNOT STOP fucking up and yet gets a bazillion second chances and is proven right by the script and meanwhile James is only around for like 3 scenes every 5 episodes. And meanwhile you have to sit and watch while the show pats itself on the back for it’s (white) feminism and LGBT representation as if that means you’re allowed a free pass on other shit because hey, you did a couple of good things! God, the show is Mon-El and Mon-El is the show. 

Fuck Supergirl. 

How Big,How Blue,How Beautiful: One-Liners
  • Ship to Wreck: "I can't help but pull the earth around me to make my bed."
  • What Kind of Man: "I already had a sip,so I reasoned I was drunk enough to deal with it."
  • How Big,How Blue,How Beautiful: "I'm happy you're beside me."
  • Queen of Peace: "And my love is no good against the fortress that it made of you."
  • Various Storms & Saints: "Some things you let go in order to live."
  • Delilah: "These chains never leave me; I keep dragging them around."
  • Long & Lost: "You wonder why it is that I came home - I figured out where I belong."
  • Caught: "As if the dream of you,it sleeps too,but it never slips away."
  • Third Eye: "And oh my touch,it magnifies! You pull away,you don't know why!"
  • St Jude: "Even though I'm grieving,I'm trying to find the meaning,let loss reveal it."
  • Mother: "Can you protect me from what I want? The love I let in,it left me so lost."
  • Hiding: "I know you've tried,but something stops you every time."
  • Make Up Your Mind: "The executioner's within me,and he comes blindfold ready."
  • Which Witch: "I'm not beat up by this yet; you can't tell me to regret."
  • As Far As I Could Get: "I drew bedraggled breaths because I am unloved."
  • Pure Feeling: "Staring out the window,I could see into the soul of every passerby."
  • Conductor: "She knows the song won't save her,but what else can she do?"
Why theres not much SasuSaku in naruto: the last
  • Sasuke: Kishi where's sakuras' and my love story in this movie
  • kishi: the eye smex scenes were r18
  • Sasuke: huh?
  • Kishi: nsfw!
  • Sasuke: . . .
  • Kishi: you can't fuck eachother on tv
  • Sasuke: Hn
  • Kishi: I made you I know what that means.
  • Sasuke: heh
  • Kishi: Dammit Sasuke get away from Sakura your not even supposed to be here yet.
  • Sasuke: Sakura
  • Kishi: stop taking her clothes off and Sakura stop encouraging him
  • Sakura : hn
  • Sasuke: 'growls' jumps her
  • Kishi: you guys suck ...No don't actually suc... ah whatever I'm going home.

anonymous asked:

Hi! So I haven't seen anyone mention it but wasn't it just a little heartbreaking when Riley tells Maya "we gotta keep more eyes on me, sometimes I go too full on Riley"? I mean Lucas had just told her that she's too much for him and yet Maya just nods along and there's a laugh track. I don't know that part just hurt a little.

I agree. If the show were really dedicated to it’s message that being who you are is important (as we saw in Flaws, Rileytown, and as I’m sure we’re going to see during this identity crisis story line) then they should have long ago stopped using people’s personalities as punchlines. It’s one thing for things to be said in the heat of an argument, or even for Riley to say these sorts of things about herself because we know how insecure she is, but it’s really a letdown that the show continues to let these things be said and have no one even try and tell her that it’s OK. This moment in the show was just one more missed opportunity. 

INTP-ENFP One Last Awkward Interaction
  • INTP and ENFP are meeting for the first time in a few months.
  • ENFP: So, INTP...
  • INTP: Yes.
  • ENFP: What was it like after I left?
  • ENFP: Did you take it really hard, not having me around?
  • INTP: It was awful.
  • INTP: I cried.
  • INTP: A lot.
  • ENFP: You did not, shut up.
  • INTP: ESFP held me most of the time. I cried on her shoulder, most days.
  • ENFP: You're such a jerk! \(*^▽^*)/
  • ENFP: Hey, I like your tie!
  • INTP: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'm really mad about the fact that this outfit is really smashing, yet the gown covers everything, so you really don't even get to see it.
  • ENFP: Oh my god, me too.
  • ENFP: I mean, look at this dress. I want some of the poofs to be visible, you know!
  • INTP: Mmm. A tragic shame.
  • ENFP: How am I supposed to woo all the guys.
  • INTP: Okay.
  • ENFP: And especially.
  • INTP: No.
  • ENFP: How am I
  • INTP: Stop.
  • ENFP: Supposed
  • INTP: Don't.
  • ENFP: To woo YOU??
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: *Sigh*
  • ENFP: Yeah, I haven't changed--
  • INTP: No, I know.
  • ENFP: ヾ(@⌒▽⌒@)ノ
  • INTP: (⊙_◎)

“Unlike the hallways, the lunchroom was suspiciously silent. There was a tension that filled the space, immediately setting Alex on edge. Navigating through the crowd, he managed to slip to the front with ease. In any other case, his small stature would be a brittle thorn in his side, but on the occasion it had its advantages. The scene that laid before him was one that would not soon be forgotten. Lafayette was towering on top of a table, shouting in a mixture of French and English at another boy who was standing on the ground looking up smugly at the enraged teenager. There was a small circle of students blocking entrance to the faceoff, keeping any administration interference at bay. Teenagers are like sharks, Alex thought, a fight is like a drop of blood.”

Aaaaaand here is yet another drawing from @damn-man-ham-fam‘s brilliant fic. I can’t seem to stop drawing Hamilton how did this happen

  • what she says: i can't wait for the she's kinda hot ep!
  • what she means: i can't wait to illegally download the she's kinda hot ep because those australian fuckers made it unavailable in america yet again even after we all threw a fit about the don't stop ep being unavailable in america you know what it's okay that's fine i've sPENT ENOUGH MONEY ON U PIECES OF SHIT I WILL KEEP ALL MY MONEY THANKS FAM
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she really means: do you know why no one remembers your name? it's 'cause no one wants to remember your name! there are too many smiths, dimatos, and o'keefes and o'briens who show up here, replacing toccoa men that you dumb replacements got killed in the first place! and they're all like you. they're all piss and vinegar. "where are the krauts at? let me at 'em! when do I get to jump into berlin?" two days later, there they are with their blood and guts hanging out. screaming for a medic, begging for their goddamn mothers! you dumb kids don't even know you're dead yet. hey, you listening to me? don't you know this is the best part of fuckin' war i've seen? i've got hot chow, hot showers, a warm bed. the way i see it, germany is almost as good as being home. i even got to wipe my ass with real toilet paper today! so quit asking when you're gonna see some action, will ya? and stop with the fuckin' love songs!

datpastaasylum  asked:

Did I hear a pun off? Man I'd be DYING to get in on that. But it seems I don't have the GUTS. Maybe I should really grow a BACKBONE and man up. Oh you know you find this HUMOROUS. Am I tickling your FUNNY BONE yet?

Tibia honest with you, I’ve heard that so many tombs before. I don’t mean to be so grave, but even a numbskull can see right through them and realize how overdone those are. Although they’re pretty funny, they’ve run dead dry in terms of humor. They certainly don’t stand a ghost of a chance against me.

Someone please stop me.

Actual Conversation I Had With My 8-Year-Old Sister
  • Me: Hey, can I tell you something?
  • Sister: Sure!
  • Me: Do you know what bisexual means?
  • Sister: No, not really.
  • Me: It means that you could fall in love with a boy or a girl.
  • Sister: Oh, okay.
  • Me: I'm bisexual.
  • Sister: Okay.
  • Me: Do you care?
  • Sister: Not really?
  • Me: Not even though this means that I like girls?
  • Sister: No?
  • Me: Okay. *sigh of relief* But can you keep this a secret between us? I don't want mom or dad knowing about this yet.
  • Sister: Okay! (As far as I know, she hasn't told anyone)
  • Can we please stop with the argument that sexuality is something that "kids just don't/can't understand" and those "how will we explain this to the children?" statements because I literally just explained bisexuality to my sister in less than a minute. Next argument, please.