you do this too dont lie

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need new clothes, a new city, a new life 


constantly torn between “treat others how u wanna be treated” and “treat others how they treat u”

worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn’t good enough 

all black everything to match my soul 

just wanna do bad things with the right person 

it sucks being the person that cares the most in a relationship 

blood type: gold 

confidence is attractive 

i like being alone i just hate feeling alone 

a heart full of pain and a head full of stress

plot twist: you miss me

not exactly emotionless, but close

no matter what I’ll love the shit outta you

roses are red violets are blue nobody loves you baby the way i do 

so honey now take me into your lovin’ arms 

which is messier my life or my hair 

as I was writing this, I was thinking of nutella and you because that combination is just so perfect

life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you

it’s insane how easily someone can lie to your face

be serious with me, don’t waste my time

honestly if my ex is happy im good

we can watch netflix or we can just have sex

a girl who wants best for you, is best for you

trying not to care is so damn hard

“being yourself is all it takes. If you want to impress someone, don’t be someone else just be yourself”

remember to take care of urself. sometimes u forget, because u are too busy taking care of other people. u are important too

where are ü now that i need ya

he chamber of secrets has been opened. enemies of the heir, beware.

there’s only one queen in this town and that’s me

u r the collest kid in the town im ur little lady

the worst feeling is when someone makes u feel special, then suddenly leaves u hanging & u have to act like u don’t care at all

if a girl tells you about her problems, it doesn’t mean she’s complaining. it means she trusts you.

appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had

maybe one day youll realize how much you neglected me

you lie about the dumbest fucking shit and you expect me to trust you? you got me fucked up

just because someone treats someone one way, doesnt mean theyll treat everyone the same way

i miss “i love you” coming out of your mouth

maybe youd understand if you knew how i felt

do you ever sit down and think “what if my whole life is a lie?”

i just want someone that cant get enough of me and wants to talk to me all the time

you make me feel so unwanted

youre full of shit

dont “okay goodnight” me, were gonna fucking talk about it

we met for a reason, either you’re a blessing or a lesson

i may be an asshole but i got feelings too

dont really give a shit about anything but i give a fuck about you

if overthinking was a drug, i’d be high af

sometimes I care too much // sometimes I don’t care at all 

I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature. all of it’s art.

i don’t remember the last time i wasn’t tired

black clothes are an obsession

tired of school, but i’ve got goals

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Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 


“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 


“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

i dont think y’all understand… dan and phil arent coming back. they’ve been saying that they’ve been busy and that they’ve had a challenging week and thats because they were fighting the dark powers of satan that have been trying to infest their minds and control them since 2015. danandphilcrafts wasn’t a prank channel, it was a cry for help. but it’s too late now. phil has completely succumbed to the dark forces of satan and dan will soon join them. all men do is lie… and lying makes you go to hell

anonymous asked:

You always talk about "The Party Gays™" as if you're not also a Party Gay™ dont lie to me

I’m not lmao! I If anything I’m the Party Mom™ or the Party Aunt™ like last night for example. Party Mom: “Jerry stop twerking in the street you’re gonna get run over!” Party Aunt: “yeah sure ill hold ur drink while you intake strange substances that i’m clearly too much of a wet napkin to even know the name of whatever hon do you” I’m always the exasperated friend lmfao

ideal girl | sehun

Originally posted by sehunicorne


  • if she isn’t the epitome of whatever type of girl she is then he probs wont be interested
  • okay maybe not to that extent cos hes a softie but u know
  • height won’t matter to him
  • it took me 5 mins to write 5 things cos im distracted by the gif
  • a girl who is very diverse in her looks and fashion


  • a real ass girl who is genuinely into hiM COS HE DON’T PLAY GAMES!
  • someone who worries about those around her and cares about them even if she jokes with them
  • girl if u make him laugh even half as much as he makes himself laugh ur good to go
  • everyone wants this man so SHE GOTTA BE ABLE TO TRUST HIS PLUMP ASS
  • remember when junmyeon exposed sehuns ass for always coming home late?
  • so u has to always be ready to leave the house and meet him even if its 12am even if u got things to do
  • he needs and deserves someone who remembers even the smallest most trivial things about not only him but everyone its the only way he’ll know u wont be 11 mins late saying hbd
  • u just gotta be devoted to him because trusssst meeee he’ll be completely wrapped around your finger
  • look at how hes obsessed with vivi and THIS DOG DONT EVEN LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • if you give him your all he’ll do the same and it’ll be the purest, softest relationship ever
  • someone who doesn’t lie to him or try to hide things from him
  • bih just someone super loving and loyal to this string cheese baby
  • a very trusting person that he can tell his problems to and is comfortable with 

minseok/xiumin | junmyeon/suho | yixing/lay | baekhyun | jongdae/chen| chanyeol | kyungsoo/d.o | jongin/kai

anonymous asked:

Your fics are my favourite!! I re-read First We Feast like every other month, and I really enjoyed the drabbles you recently posted! Hope you have lots of fun and rest on your vacation :) Not a fic request (itd be awesome no lie but not if you dont want!) but i have this au idea of lone victor!peeta about to be prostituted in the capitol and haymitch offers to pay katniss to take his virginity first but shes still a virgin too and etc. and I just wanted to tell you haha love you stay awesome :)

Thank you so much. Here you go, I tried!

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PSA to ALL white people: This is why black people are sensitive.

Regarding racial slurs.

 I hear the defense of “we’re not all like that” and “You cant generalize”, and those are absolutely true. But I really need you to understand this–

It fucks with our heads.

to see people we work with or were friends with, or even people we looked up to spout hate speech.

I loved pewdiepie when I was younger. I loved watching his amnesia playthroughs. I had severe depression and I’d always put on one of his playlists and just relax in bed. He made me laugh. He made me feel better. He made me feel like I was playing a game with a friend. He made me care about him and his life and want to support him.

And then he was racist.  I cant tell you how many times this happens.

It is 2017. Do you realize we live with you? No seriously. We do.

We work the same jobs, go to the same movies, buy the same clothes, listen to the same music, watch the same shows on TV– we are right here. We’re just people. We’re not on some island somewhere or behind some glass dome oblivious to it all. 

We buy your music. We go to see your movies. We watch your videos. We teach your children. We play your games. We’re your bosses and your employees. We’re your fans and your peers. We’re your neighbors, your friends, your classmates– we see, hear, and are affected by everything you do just like anyone else.

I dont know who spread this lie that we dont exist or that everyone in your sphere of influence has a white face, but I can most assuredly tell you– it isn’t true. ESPECIALLY if you’re in the public eye.

I promise you there are black people– even black children, who fucking love you and love what you do. Who watch every video, read every piece of writing, know every lyric, and think the world of you. 

I would love to get to the place where racial jokes and even slurs don’t bother me. But I’ve been burned too badly by former friends and people who use to make me happy to see the humor in it. 

Being black is like being that kid in school that’s always bullied then getting told “why’re you getting so upset?” from people who either a) are the bullies, b) stand there and do nothing but then jump in and defend the bullies if you fight back, or c) say they’re your friends but then laugh at you for the same thing you just got beat up over

There comes a point where you really start to wonder if everyone at school is like that. And you know its not true, but it really starts to feel true.

Every month it feels like people I cared about or supported or enjoyed fall into either A, B, or C. All I literally want is to be seen as and treated like a normal human. Because I am one. Black people are normal people. Normal people who’ve been bullied for a very very very long time and just want to eat lunch in peace.

anonymous asked:

bih that is a lie i sent that ask to literally 2 other blogs cause they too were humanizing stan. also i dont think that suicide makes him a piece of shit. for all he knew, he was condemning his friends to death, along with thousands of children who would be killed in the future. if he had lived, eddie might still be alive. they wouldve been much stronger in the final fight. he gave up and was a coward and i hate him for it.

Oh my gooood. You do realize that Stan committed suicide because when Mike called him he remembered everything at once? And his mind couldn’t handle that?? That’s not being a coward. Even Ben says himself that he wishes that he committed suicide like Stan when he remembered everything. That’s I don’t know… The reason why the rest of the losers remembered everything slowly? They were being influenced by a higher power. Everything was set in stone the second time. Eddie would have died no matter what.

brendahaiatsu  asked:

Hi! First of all, greetings from Brazil! Second, do you think you might have any prompts for a discussion beteween person A who, just happens to be a compulsive liar, and person B who trusts A's words like freaking hell. Im kinda stuck where A tells B that he is a compulsive liar and is very surprised B never noticed. Thank you in advance even if you dont answer this. Have a great day!

1) “But you never lie.” 
A stared at them, in utter disbelief. Was this a joke? “I told you that pinecones are hedgehog eggs.” 
“Are they not?” B looked heartbroken.
Oh. Oh, no. This was far too much responsibility for one person to have.

2) “But I don’t understand - you can tell me anything. You don’t have to lie.” 
“I can’t help it.” 
“Are you lying now about the fact you can’t help it?” B worried their lip, increasingly distressed, mind now picking and shredding at every conversation and kind word A had ever said to them like scratching scabs until they bled. They swallowed. “You said you loved me.”

3) “-Why are you telling me this?” Sharp. B’s eyes closed. “I don’t want to know this.”
“I thought-”
“Well don’t think!” It came out far too loud. “You’re not going to stop, are you? If it actually is a compulsion. And I was happy believing you. So why the fuck would you tell me? What, you want to rub it in how much of an idiot I was to trust you?”
No!” A cried out. Appalled.

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alright!!! so this chapter is a little special. its a contest!!!!

for literally no reason at all, i decided to have a little fun with this chapter. in this chapter, there are a bunch of pop song references. the majority are from the early 2000s (before 2010, tho there may be one or two from 2011 or 12) and one is from the 90s. whoever can list the most references wins a drabble/short fic of their choice from me!

to enter, submit a list of all the songs that were referenced in this chapter (or the ones you could find!!)

shoot me an ask if you have any questions~!

mental support = nino, ebony = alya, draco = adrien, vampire = alya

i hope you enjoy!


mental support: a reminder that i hate all of you

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: u love u s

mental support: i can t believe you just made me listen to all of that
what the fuck

draco malfoy: Now You Know

mental support: i wish i didnt

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taeismyboii-deactivated20170724  asked:

okay so your blogis my religion now, just saying. anyways im probably asking for alot if people, wE ALL nEeD THiS DoNt LiE taekook with daddy™ kink, yes. i am a hoe for daddy kink pls someone end me. also crossdress!tae would be nice ;v; i would prefer top!junglebook but top!teahyung is fine too. seeyaa //C

thank u for choosing us as ur religion and bts as ur gods lolol dude also same! i will find some top!junglebook for u but i might have to rec some top!taehyung too!

i forget to breathe (when i’m with you) by locks [Daddy!Tae, E, 56k]

be a good baby (do what i want) by switchtaeguk [Daddy!Tae, E, 8k]

The Tae Method by Seven_0_Six [E, 4k]

i got your ass (in the scope) by nutaella [E, 8.7k]

Blind me or bind me by AnonymousXJWIFE [E, 51k]

Kill Cams and Knee Highs by NastaeTae [E, 8k]

Blood Money by BloodLikeRoyalty [E, 5.8k]

Embarrassing by SpringdayRain [M, 3k]

Sugar and Spice by kkozumes [Daddy!Tae, E, 23k]

untilted by tkac [E, 2k]

Kiss me on the lips by jeoned [E, 2.8k]

Halloween Fright by MysticMusicBox [E, 7k]

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How to attract the signs!

Aries: Be open! be confident, playful & understand their deepest and complicated emotions. Don’t be too clingy, judgemental, or underestimate them, because this is what the dislike the most! Aries people love people with strong personalities, try not to be too shy or timid around them too. Compliment their physical looks and their personalities. Aries people are also really generous, so if they offer you to show you something or give you an advice accept it! they like being helpful. be an honest person, don’t be too serious or demand/order them to do something.

Taurus: Have the same interests as them! teach them and show them new interesting things. Make them feel safe when they’re around you. Be loyal, trustworthy and a good listener. Encourage them and compliment them on the things they like to do the most! something important you need to know about a taurus is that there are times they like to be alone, so try not to take up their space & give them some time.Always be honest and truthful, once they find out you’re lying they’ll stop talking to you instantly. be easy-going, don’t rush, be a down-to-earth person and show your interest of nature!

Gemini: Gemini people like fun & energetic people, but not immature. This sign gets bored easily and loses interest quickly, so avoid talking and doing the same things! Gemini people are also attracted to smart people, so show them your interesting side. Teach them new things and show them new places. Compliment them on their brains and smartness, also their physical looks. Be there for them when they need it. This sign likes to poke you and test you, so always be honest and real. Be playful! Be open, social, kind and generous.

Cancer: Make them feel safe and comfortable. Let them know that you’re accepting, loyal and trustworthy. This sign can have strong mood and emotional swings, so take it in, they want a person who’s going to be there for them whenever they need it! Be affectionate towards them & be gentle. Cancer is a water sign, so be ready for the heaviest waves. Don’t be loud or yell at them. Give them genuine compliments on the things they like to do! try to be positive and make them laugh.

Leo: Be outgoing! Entertain them and show them your funny side. shower them with admiration. Always be positive! their biggest turn off is negativity or insecurity. Listen to them carefully. This sign loves adventures, so show them and take them to new places! Don’t demand or try to control them. Somethings you should remember: they typically hate being alone (unless  if they tell you they want to be alone), they like affection & attention. 

Virgo: Don’t be fake or lie. This sign can easily read you. Try avoiding bold compliments too! They don’t care much about looks, just make sure you’re in a good hygiene & not messy at all. Compliment them on their brains & looks! don’t be egoistic, but be confident. Show them your smart side, but don’t boast. Try not to invade their need of privacy sometimes, and respect their need for being alone too. 

Libra: Compliment their looks! shower them with affection. Make them laugh, give them attention. Libras get bored quickly too! So try not to always do and talk about the same things. Catch their interest by your looks, but mainly your personality. Be honest with them, be a good listener because libras sometimes need it. Be open and out-going, make them laugh, ask them about themselves and show interest, be flirty. Libras dislike people who are selfish, rude & people who dont treat them equal. Libras are interested in artistic, creative & people with good imaginations!

Scorpio: Tell them what you like, what you like to do, tell them about your passions. Be mysterious, let them play guessing game. Make them curious and ask more questions. Tell them interesting things! things that will catch their interest. Be direct, be genuine, trustworthy, loyal & caring. If you want them to like you, hear their thoughts & feelings. Give them helpful advice, let them feel secure. Don’t ever lie to them, they can read you easily too. Don’t try to control them. Scorpios go mainly for people they can trust, this sign can have trust issues sometimes, if you break the trust they give you expect your whole life to change in a second. be there for them, don’t tell them they’re too sensitive. Respect their need of privacy sometimes. Take them out to private places, show them new interesting things!

Sagittarius: To catch this sign’s interest, be a positive person! give them good vibes about you. Make them laugh! Sagittarius are known to be travel lovers & adventurous, take them out to new places they’ve never been to before, share your views on life & your life story, tell them interesting stories you know. be out-going & open, ask them questions about themselves and hear them out. Don’t try to control them or tell them what to do, they hate being controlled or tied down! 

Capricorn: Capricorns don’t care much about looks, just make sure you’re not messy. Be direct! they hate playing guessing games, but also don’t rush. Compliment their hard work and the things they like to do the most & their sense of humour. Show them your funny side! try not to be dull or negative. make them know you’re trust worthy. connect to them on an intellectual level. Ask them for advice, capricorns like knowing that they’ve helped someone & they’re the best at giving advice. Show off your knowledge and wisdom, but don’t boast. don’t be loud or embarrassing, especially in public, they hate being embarrassed in public!

Aquarius: Be creative, show them your artistic and imaginative side. Aquarius people love conversations about deep subjects, and share the same views as them. They like to be alone sometimes, so try not to be clingy! When an Aquarian offers help, say yes! they like helping other people and knowing they did good. Tell them how sweet and caring they are! Aquarians are very wise and knowledgeable, compliment them on their brains & wisdom. Share your knowledge too. Tell them things they don’t know and talk about bigger things!

Pisces: Show them your emotional and sensitive side! Always make them feel included, don’t ever make them feel rejected, excluded or disliked. open up to them. Tell them more about your self. Compliment them on what they like to do the most/their hobbies, be affectionate and always seem interested in them. talk softly, try not to be loud. take them out on art museums or exhibitions, share your stories together. Be loyal, truthful, trustworthy & make them feel in a safe place! 

anonymous asked:

OKAY so what if the pen pal au was also a soulmate au where you would body swap with your soulmate for a day when you're 17? and sid and geno are so deeply in love with each other and are terrified that they're not each other's soulmates and so they're just like 'oh I'll never be sidney/zhenya's soulmate' and then they do nothing to prepare for the swap. when they swap they furiously look through the other person's belonging for names or their letters (1/?)

but since they’re both idiots that cherish their letters too much, one of them (sid) hid the letters too well and even though his name is everywhere, geno’s still like ‘can’t find letters + his name is sidney crosby = this may be a sidney but not MY sidney’ and geno is so fucking sad and then sid has better luck because geno’s letters are just out in the open and then he’s so happy while geno’s suffering so geno sends that last letter that says 'I love you’ and then stops sending them (2/?)

sid gets all super sad and thinks maybe geno’s last 'i love you’ is a lie and he holds it in but in reality geno was too scared to talk to sid anymore because he though sid wasn’t his soulmate >>> ambiguous ending (3/3) (omg someone please end this happily i dont know what to do with myself)


soooo [cranks Ed Sheeran’s Photograph way up to set the mood]…. Zhenya knows his soulmate is a Sidney, but he thinks it’s not the Sidney the pen pal, Sidney the kid who just needed a friend; so to spare himself the heartache and Sidney the trouble of having to choose between Zhenya and his real soulmate, whoever he is out there, he stops all communication. And he starts to hate his soulmate, Sidney Crosby (who he learns is a very talented hockey player–he should be happy, but he’s not)–a little bit. And he feels guilty because Sidney Crosby doesn’t deserve that.

On the other hand, Sidney knows his soulmate is his pen pal, Zhenya, full name Evgeni Malkin, and is so excited when he hears that Evgeni is coming to the NHL, to Pittsburgh, to play hockey. The letters had stop coming through, but Sidney has hope–there must’ve been something wrong with the post office, it’s fine. Evgeni must’ve also known Sidney is his soulmate, so he must be practicing really hard because he promised in his letters, ‘We play hockey one day, wipe the floor with you.’ Sidney isn’t worried. 

That is, until he rushes down the stairs at Lemieux’s house to meet Zhenya, who seems to be hanging behind Gonch, looking polite but a little bit gloomy. 

“I’m Evgeni,” he says, offering his hand and wincing when his English comes out rusty. He hasn’t fervently flipped through his Russian to English dictionary for a long, long time, not since he stopped writing. His soulmate looks nice. Very eager. But he’s not the right Sidney. “Nice to meet.”

“I know,” Sidney says excitedly. “I have so much to tell you, Zhenya.”

“You know each other?” Gonch asks, surprised. “You didn’t tell me this.”

“We’re soulmates,” Zhenya glumly says, just as Sidney says, “We were pen pals, a long time ago.”

Zhenya turns his head sharply, as do Mario and Gonch at the soulmate mention. And just right at that moment, he notices Sidney is clutching what looks to be a crumpled up envelope. “What that?” he demands. 

“Oh, I–” Sidney holds it out, smiling but a little afraid. “I wrote you letters. They wouldn’t send out, and um–you didn’t write back.”

Oh God. As realization crashes in, so does the guilt. He wants to bash his face into a brick wall and comfort Sidney at the same time, because the only reason his soulmate–his pen pal–is looking that scared is because Zhenya is dumb as fuck, apparently. 

“Sidney, I’m so sorry,” he blubbers out. “Not know–I didn’t–”

“It’s okay,” Sidney murmurs. “Like I said, I wrote a bunch of letters that I kept. I knew you’d find me one day, and we’d play hockey together. You promised.”

Zhenya did promise. He remembers looking at Sidney’s tear-stained letter, all the way from Cole Harbour, just wishing that he had a friend. Years later, Zhenya still thinks, ‘I can be that and more.’

So he does the only thing he can think of: he grabs Sidney close and crushes him in a hug. He feels Sidney melt against him, nuzzling at his shoulder. 

“Thank you wait,” Zhenya rasps out. “Sorry take so long.”

“It’s okay,” Sidney says, feeling warm and solid and real in Zhenya’s arms. “Saved me a lot of stamps.”

Zhenya doesn’t let go, even when he hears Mario clear his throat and Gonch tapping his foot awkwardly in the background. Sidney’s the first one who pulls away, and he grins up at Zhenya tearily, as if to say, ‘We have time.’

They do have time. 


i was tagged to do the selfie bias tag by @04-lie & @jimology (you’re both so pretty??? like genuine angels???) anyways i dont think ya’ll have had enough of my face so here yall go. lol.

❤︎ ❤︎  and my last two i did just jin, so this time i’m doing my sweet cutie namjoon!!!! i have a lot of feelings about our darling leader, if you haven’t noticed.  ❤︎ ❤︎

i tag: @93-jpg | @parkjiminbiased | @ciutae | @pastelchims | @dreamjimn | @silkguk | @amamamoos | @eatkookiie | @my-pink-alpaca | @taepott | @nevermindbyjin | @jungkookbunbun | @marude | @sugaswagdaddy | @agustdsmixtape | @btsnoonatrash | @hobiminkooksprincess1990 | @xseokjiin | @sugaidc |  @ahixtape | @artychim | @17pjm | @kimbapjoonie | @ahoneyyboy | @gamjin | @d-ks00 | @classic-szandi | @huneyjin | @ffsnamjoon | @the-third-guy-from-the-left | @vendettafrank | @jungkookio |  and anyone else who wants to!!!  ❤︎ ❤︎ 

(this time i kind of tagged some people i see in my dash a lot but haven’t really spoken too. as always if you don’t want to do this, don’t feel obliged, and if you don’t want me tagging you, let me know!!)

can i call you lils?

James has a little too much to drink, but someone lets him near his phone anyway. But maybe it was for the best. 

In which i am projecting my emotions and behaviours onto both James and Lily. I have done like 87% of this with various crushes over my lifetime. I am Embarrassing.

For the lovely @dearestdarling-dead and the wonderful @prongsno who already know about this fic :))))))) 

James / Lily

*bloop* Lily’s phone went off. *bloop* *bloop* *bloop* She glanced at the clock, it was 2 in the morning what was that boy playing at. This is what she got for leaving her phone on loud. This was Mary’s fault. Talking about how she had a special text tone for Sirius. It was cute when she did it. But Lily wasn’t dating James. Why did she have a special text tone for him. It was creepy. He was just a dumb crush.

Lily rolled over and closed her eyes, willing herself to sleep. But it was too late. Curiosity pulled at her hands. What was James Potter texting her at two in the morning.

She unlocked her phone. Four messages showed at the top of the screen.

James Potter 👨‍🎓✨:

“Lils… I love you”




Lilly practically dropped her phone and rolled over burying her face in her pillow. Her cheeks burned. WHAT !!!!!! This is a dream right. She didn’t actually just read that.

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I just found a folder named "Cashton af" on my laptop

Oh hell yeah, you know what’s coming. I have no idea where this folder came from or what’s inside of it, but I’m about to dive in and share my findings with y'all.

Listen to me this is sweaty ashton and annoyed calum please send help

Oh look the gods have blessed us with a front view

And here’s the less sweaty backwards version

It’s 2015 and I still have no idea why the fuck this happened or why this needed to happen or why Calum isn’t wearing pants but is otherwise completely dressed or why Ashton isn’t wearing any clothes at all like???????

And then there was that one time Ashton tried to- Actually I have no fucking idea what’s going on here either 

Me every time Ashton breathes 

I have nothing to say just punch me


And we’ve all seen this stupid picture/wondered why it happened/contemplated laying in a puddle of tears because of cute lil fetus boys

Look at their cheekbones and jawlines and tiny matching hairstyles

Calum just fucking let’s him like whatever b ro feel me up it s fine br o

More giggly babies (ft. curls)

Look at their dumb hair please send help look at their curly little heads what is this the curl squad

Another unnecessary cuddle sessions aka remember that time Ashton said he usually stayed out of cuddles



speaking of, here’s a fight 

Serious band has serious fights

Y'all knew this was comin too dont lie

(curl squad back at it)


Hooookaaaaayyy more selfies 

Alternatively titled That One Time Ashton Stole and Made a Wish on Calum’s Eyelash (ft. fond Michael and Luke)

Another iconic moment in which we realized how fucking cute the curl squad was and what they do in their free time

Ashton sliding in out of nowhere for no reason and making Calum giggle 

And this stupid thing they do literally stop fondling air balls ohmygod

Finally my fav Cashton moment in the history of the band

Okay I’m done please and thank you for taking this sould finding journey through the deepest pits of hell aka that “Cashton af” folder I was unaware of

I hope you all made  the dumbest faces like I did have a nice day