you do it so well bb

anonymous asked:

U takin requests, fam?! If so, I got a funny one with all this sin shit happenin! Dragon is drunk (idk why, just thought it be funny) and u is havin to take her home while she says nsfw stuff n shit about the BBS and what she wants em to do to her lololololol. So basically a funny themythicaldragon lmao

Oooooooo yesyes this’ll be fun @dragonfrost04  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


“Maddie! You should’ve drunken moreee!” Dragon exclaimed with a giggle.

“Well, I didn’t actually drink at all, so I didn’t. We need to get home.” Maddie replied, getting her friend out of the party they were just at.

“Buuuuuuut Madieeeee it’s the beeest feeling!”

“I think you had a little too much to drink there.” Maddie chuckled at her friend’s drunken state.

“Did not!”

Maddie just sighed and helped Dragon out to her car, deciding to take her back to Maddie’s house instead of her own.

“You know those guys? Those BBS guys. The gamers that we watch? You know them?” Dragon asked out of the blue.

“Yes, I know them. What about them?” Maddie was taken aback from the question, deciding not to think about it too much.

“Well. Everyone one of them could fuck me all they want. Especially that Tyler one? Yea, him. Wait, wait. I saw a thing about a dark version of him. He’s the one I want to fuck.”

Maddie slightly turned her head, as to make sure not to dart her eyes off the road.

“You what? Where did… Where did this come from?”

Dragon only grinned.

“Oh come ooooon! The boys are hooot! Don’t tell me you don’t want any of them fucking you. Because I know there’s one.” She grinned a bit more.

Maddie rolled her eyes. “For your information, that one person you may possibly be talking about isn’t even in that crew… And anyways. Is this what you’re like when you’re drunk?”

“Yeeep! Now about that other person….”


“I knoooow whoooo!”

“No. Let’s just get you home. Or, my home.”

Dragon crossed her arms. 

“Fine, I won’t say that person ‘who is totally obvious to literally anyone who sees you online’, if you let me talk about how hot the boys are and how much I would love for them fuck me.”

Maddie sighed.

“Why can’t you just sleep? I don’t like you’re drunken state. It shows your sinful side.”

“Because! It let’s me be freeee to say whatever I want!” She giggled.

“Fine, fine. Talk about your little fantasies. We have about five minutes till’ we get to my house.”

Those five minutes went very in detail, way more than Maddie had hoped. But hey, she’s going to be the one hurting after being drunk. And, they didn’t have to have a discussion on the one person Dragon was hinting at.


“You know, it’s been a while since we talked about your recovery. I mean, we used to talk about it all the time, and now it’s just something you do.”

“Well, we used to talk about it all the time because you were my sober companion. And now we’re partners in the consulting detective concern.” 

“We’re also friends. It wouldn’t be so weird if we checked in with each other once in a while.”

PSA to bbs content creators

There’s been a blog going around called “fggggvhjjj” that has been harassing bbs content creators like @littlehypno and @moonshii-arts and myself (maybe others as well)
They are pretty much a blog that will try to get a negative response from you, and only seems to go after bbs content creators, it might be wise to just block them so they don’t try and harass you when you post in the tags

anonymous asked:

Some cats need to be free. I've tried to keep my cat inside and she became depressed and wouldn't eat even though she had plenty of space to roam. Now she goes out when she wants and comes in went she wants and is happy. You can't keep cats or any other animal from killing something because that's their nature. Do you want foxes to be detained so they can't kill rabbits or other animals too? Animals kill each other and unfortunately there isn't anything we can do about it.

Cats are NOT wild animals, there is ZERO reason to have them outdoors. If your cat is depressed being inside then YOU are not providing them with enough enrichment. Foxes and other wild animals kill to EAT, not for fun. Cats kill because they can, even though they have enough food. And not only that, but being outdoors is dangerous to cats as well. Poison, diseases, wild animals, cars, or even bratty teenage kids with BB guns can kill them. Cats destroy ecosystems because they aren’t an actual part of the ecosystem. Cats kill animals and abandon the bodies. They kill for fun. Not to sustain themselves. Not only that, but they are responsible for the extinction of 33 different bird species.
For anyone looking to make their indoor cats lives more enriched so they don’t get depressed, you can start here: Start with the understanding cats section, which explains their behavior and why they act the way they do. Then go to the ‘keeping indoor cats healthy’ section, where there are a ton of different ways to enrich your cat while keeping them safely indoors.

This is all I am saying on the matter, any asks sent in after this will be ignored.

and when you’re gone, who remembers your name? who keeps your flame? who tells your story?

the Rogue One goes down into legend, and even scavengers and defectors have heard their names.

In the wake of the destruction of StarKiller, Finn gets a visitor.

He gets a lot of visitors, honestly–BB-8, Poe, General Organa, Jessika, more pilots, various officials. They all stop by to see how he’s doing, how he’s feeling, how his back’s doing. He’s a little surprised by so many people are so concerned about his welfare and it warms something inside him, but after a while, it begins to get overwhelming. He wants to do the physical therapy the droids and medics insist on in peace, not surrounded by an audience.

The man sitting quietly in the medbay might not qualify, but still. He’s a stranger.

He’s older than Finn, much older, maybe the same age as General Organa. Threads of silver shot through dark hair, a much battered pair of goggles on top. He has the not quite earthbound gaze of a pilot and his hands are in constant motion–absently fiddling with a small piece of mechanics, not really paying attention. He looks up when Finn enters and smiles suddenly, the look transforming his whole face; suddenly he looks as young as Finn. “Hello,” he says easily, as Finn hesitates in the doorway. “Don’t mind me, just wanted to see how you were doing. Princess–sorry, General Organa mentioned your progress since StarKiller. You are doing excellently well.”

“Thank you,” says Finn uncertainly, still hesitating in the doorway. “She didn’t–um, mention you.”

The man shrugs lightly. “I’m not here often enough for her to mention me. My crew and I are just passing through.”

“Oh,” says Finn, coming in now, the man’s got no weapons that he can see. “Are you a pilot?”

The man smiles, faint, enormous dark eyes almost lit from within. “I’m the pilot,” he says and Finn notices, for the first time, that he didn’t offer his hand to him immediately, like almost everyone else has upon meeting Finn. “Bodhi Rook,” says the pilot simply. “It’s nice to meet you, Finn.”

Everything in Finn’s head comes to a screeching halt. “The–the Bodhi Rook?” he chokes out. “The–the one with the crew who blew up the Death Star?”

The pilot–Bodhi Rook–blinks in surprise. “Well--I didn’t blow it up. I just stole the plans so that other people could blow it up. Me and a few others.”

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anonymous asked:

Can u do a fanfic where bb has to give raven mouth to mouth resuscitation. After that she thinks he was kissing her and gets really angry; bb try's to experience lain but just plays along with it and kisses her anyway xx

So this turned out a bit different than what you requested, but I just sorta went with it. Hopefully it’s still enjoyable! 

Soft light tickled her cheeks. Raven peered up through lidded eyes, catching sight of the bright sky smiling down on her. Grass rustled about her, whispering, wake up, it’s morning

Raven slowly sat up, blinking. She was sitting upon a gently rolling hill, surrounded by dancing wildflowers that almost glowed lavender in the afternoon sunlight. She frowned. 

Something was off, though she couldn’t think of what. She had the feeling she was supposed to be somewhere, but for the life of her, Raven couldn’t remember where that could be. So instead she sat and gazed out at the field of wildflowers, trying to piece together the scrambled fragments of her mind. 

A caw from beside her snagged her attention. Raven turned, her face screwing up in confusion. Beside her, seemingly materializing out of nothing, was a crow with feathers that matched the puffy clouds drifting above. The animal cocked its head at her and cawed again, as though it expected her to answer. Her frown deepened, and Raven waved her hand at it. “Shoo,” she hissed. 

The crow merely hopped to the side, ruffling its feathers. “Caw,” it said, its black eyes boring into her. It stepped forward, pecking at her hand. 

“Hey!” Raven snapped, jerking her hand away. “Go away!” 

The bird flapped away from her, its white feathers shimmering. Raven watched, her jaw hanging at the sight. It was like the crow was made of stardust, the way it shimmered and glowed as it streaked across the sky. Raven’s gaze followed the animal as it flew down the hill, its reflection mirrored perfectly on the surface of a still lake that sprawled out down below. The crow circled, letting out another eerie caw, before diving for the water. 

Raven gasped. “What the?” She was on her feet in an instant, confusion muddling her mind as she stared at the lake’s rippling surface. Surely, the bird was mad. Perhaps it was teasing her, even. But as each minute ticked by, there was no sin of the bird resurfacing. 

“Hell,” Raven growled. She took off towards the lake, fuming at the ridiculousness of the situation. Stupid crow, trying to swim in the stupid mysterious lake. Upon reaching the shoreline, Raven hurled herself into the water, not even bothering to take off her cloak. 

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Bad Days

Request: could you do an imagine about poe cheering you up with cuddles and kisses and cute things like that when you’re upset ? xx

Today had been horrible and all you wanted to do was sleep with your boyfriend, Poe. You walked into your sleeping quarters to see Poe sitting on your bed (with BB-8 beside him) holding your favorite flowers.
“Finn told me you had a bad day, thought this might help?” He gave you them as you smiled softly. Tears welled your eyes as you looked at him with adoration. Poe wrapped you up in his arms, pulling you down to the bed with him. You sat your flowers on the table as he kissed your forehead.
“I love you so much”
“I love you more, my love.” Poe whispered, kissing your collarbone, then your jaw, then your neck, forehead, nose, then finally your lips.
“You know I’m always here for you, right?” He asked you quietly, wrapping his arms around you and tangling his legs in yours. BB-8 beeped “BB-8 is here for you too.” He added, making you smile.
“There’s that pretty smile I wanted.” Poe said, causing you to blush. You nuzzled your face into his shoulder. He always made your bad days better.

Can someone write me a fanfic where:

Daesung becomes pocket sized. He just sits in the other BB members pockets all day reciting wise words, making ‘small’ puns, and generally just causing mischief?

Super cute and super fluffy?

Killing dragons

So in a 3.5 game I was a dwarf cleric along with a human barbarian, a halfling rouge, elf Mage, and an Orc bard. We where clearing a dungeon and we came across a black dragon. We where level 8 and we thought we could take it. It about 15 minutes and lots of 1’s later, we were getting our asses handed to us. Until I had a brilliant idea.

Me: So this isn’t going so well.

GM: No it is not. Your barbarian is down, your Mage is down, your bard is down, and your rouge has 5 hp. So what do you do?

In the previous dungeon we gained a magical item. A rook chess piece where when you say the magical word it turned into a 3 story tower.

Barbarian(BB): Dude just take the rouge and run. We are fine dying.

Bard(BR): Yeah man it’s all good.

Me: Well I have an idea….. Ok so I take out the magical chess piece.

GM: Ok?

Me: And I chuck it over the top of the dragon.

GM: Wait no.

Me: And I say the magic word.

GM: …

Mage: Did you just….

Me: Yep

BB: You just dropped part of a castle on a dragon.

Me: YEP!

GM: *Staring at me with fury* No that couldn’t have killed it.

The GM then spent the next half hour figuring how much each brick of damage did….. I killed it 6 times over.


  Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓚⓘⓝⓖ ; Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓠⓤⓔⓔⓝ ; Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓟⓡⓘⓝⓒⓔ
The Fool ; The Lost ; The unknown

pxelsong  asked:


Thank you for sending some BB! <3

📖 = Tell A Story

Hm, okay! IDK if this is really a story?? As I think everyone here knows I’m gay and most people who know me learn quickly but since I am more of a “lipstick lesbian” strangers do not usually pick up one it. The girl I sit to in my ENG 101 class so happens so be gay as well BUT does not know I am. She came into class telling me and my friend how she had the best sex with this straight girl. I was just kind of like “👏👏👏”. Then she asked me if I wanted to see the girl lick CRACK off her nipple, before I said a word she had the video in my face. Let’s say I was struggling. 😅

☕️ = Shade Someone

I won’t shade anyone here because like why do that? I do have anyone really to shade in my personal life either DAMN, that could have fun! x)

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“The other reason I took this job was so I could do really cool stuff like this. It is with great pride that my first order of business as a commander of this base is the announcement of the promotion of Major Samantha Carter to Lieutenant Colonel.”

anonymous asked:

Hancock x Danse (Post blind betrayal) is my guilty pleasure and I can find it nowhere without fem!sole being involved. But look up Cait x Piper and hoooeeeee do you find some raunchy content.

ive read some hancock/danse and it all seems post bb and they always treat danse so well ;m; i cant remember if the ones ive read had soles involvement but i know theres a few good ones without sole getting on in the relationship