you did good child

  • Yann: I have an idea. It's very uncool.
  • Yann: It's not illegal, technically, but it's still a dick move.
  • Rose: I love it.

“Hi my name is Hugh the Dark Algernon III and I have medium length black hair (like the darkness itself) and bright red eyes (that invokes fair in every mortal that is graced with my presence) and a lot of people tell me I look like Dracula personified (if you don’t know who Dracula is get the hell out of here).I have straight white teeth and my canines are longer and sharper than all of my brothers and my skin is pale as the brightest full moon light (A/N: I’m dying internally as I’m writing this). I usually live in a giant Castle (As it’s the only thing big enough to hold my giant Ego As it’s the only thing that is becoming of a noble such as myself) but I currently reside in a small hot-spring resort owned by my Eves family. I’m a Vampire by the way (not only a Vampire but the Vampire, strongest there is.[You truly must be an imbecile if you haven’t noticed this until now]) and Tetsu, my Eve, is supposed to be my Master, but obviously it’s the other way around. He also is the only one coming close to being worthy of being in my presence, seeing as at least his blood is of the highest quality (I obviously drink it, because I’m a Vampire.) I love the Halloween-store (A/N; I can feel my soul leaving my body) and I buy all my clothes from there, for example;today I was wearing a black suit with red coat tails, combined with black slacks and dress shoes, a black and red cape a monocle and a cane. I’m also waring a Top-hat thats about the same size as me (NO I’M NOT COMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING LILY) . I was walking back home. It’s already dark outside and I was pleased that the sun was already down. A lot of people stare at me and whisper to each other what a preschooler was doing out this late at night, I put up my middle finger at them.”