you deserves it

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anonymous asked:

Are there any birds that eat humans? Where can they be found, and by hat are some things I should know?

Well, not to rain on your parade, but the the first and most important thing you need to know on this subject is that there are no birds that primarily predate on humans. 

We’re very big, very heavy, are very relatively good at defending ourselves, and have a tendency to hang out in groups. Not only that, but we have the audacity to cover most of our vulnerable points with stuff, and we’ve built these extremely non-bird-friendly zones in which we like to live. How unconscionably rude of us, amirite? 

Golden eagles have been recorded taking down sika deer and other medium-sized ungulates, and African crowned eagles have been known to attack children, so there is no question that large birds of prey could kill a human. Carrion birds and scavengers would undoubtedly eat bits off of an already-dead human (sky burials are a good example), but, again, we are not the chosen prey of any extant bird species.

As for extinct birds, even early modern humans were likely preyed upon by strictly non-avian predators. There are Maori oral traditions of the Haast’s Eagle - the females of which could reach up to 15kg (compared to the largest wild birds of prey now at ~9kg) - that state that they “seized and carried off men, women, and children”. However, while they were large enough to hunt their chosen prey, the (also extinct) moa, carrying off adult humans was likely outside of their capabilities

So, tl;dr: humans are really annoying to eat. 0/10, would not recommend.

Honestly though the Lego movies’ version of the Batman universe is the straight-up best and I will not hear otherwise

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You’re happy?

                      Because of Robert.

can we please stop sleeping on alberto rosende? he’s one of the most talented people in the shadowhunters cast even though he hasn’t had as much experience as his work-mates. not only is he talented but he’s also socially aware, literally just go through his social media and you’ll see him using his platform to raise awareness. he also LISTENS to his fans when he does something wrong, which rarely happens as the majority of celebrities don’t want to admit their mistakes. so y’all better start stanning this king and stop sleeping on him!! 

So I went to sleep and woke up this morning feeling a lot less angry over the Not Today situation. I still think what they did to Jin was unfair, embarrassingly so, and that he deserved better than that. Without a doubt (Whatever you think about the mv, only 1 second of individ screen time for a member of the group is just unacceptable in any MV). But I needed a bit of distance. Because this is a k-pop band. Even if I love them, it’s not something to get that upset over. (I also had a real shitty day yesterday–someone keeps stealing my food.)

But I think the outrage was probably big enough that BigHit would have heard it, and well there’s not a lot that we can do anyway. Just hope that he will have fair share in the future and try to love on him as best we can. I don’t want Jin to feel guilty or uncomfortable for all this, I’m sure he has his own feelings and thoughts about it and we can’t know what happened behind the scenes. A win for BTS is a win for Jin, at the end of the day. 

Rather than let this divide the fandom, I hope that it’s a reminder to love our dorky, pun-wielding foodie sweetheart hyung Jin and show him as much love as you can, so he can hear about our support for him, rather than our fights with bighit or ourselves (or other fandoms). 

Originally posted by bwiseoks

nahiara-the-trash  asked:

"You know that I will always love you the most." Phichit/Yuuri

To say it was a surprise when Viktor and Yuuri started dating was an understatement. Mostly because in all the years that Phichit had known him, Yuuri had never been the kind of guy to date anyone, (let alone his teenage crush and literally the world’s best skater).

And he tried to be happy. He did! He sent thumbs up messages and words of encouragement when Yuuri asked for his advice. He did his best to reassure Yuuri that no, Viktor wasn’t just staying there because of skating, and yes, he was staying because Yuuri was a genuinely nice person who deserved Viktor’s attention.

He was happy for Yuuri. He was. He was. No-one could ever deny him the fact that he was happy for one of his good friends finally finding a worthwhile relationship.

That was not to say that he wasn’t disappointed. Of course he was! He’d spent a lot of time with Yuuri. He’d been there for him when things were bad. He’d been there when things were positively atrocious. And he didn’t begrudge Yuuri the right to pick someone else; never in a million years.

But it still stung.

He told me he loved me today. Was the text Phichit received late in the year. I didn’t think this would happen followed soon after.

Phichit supposed he should be happy. And he was. But oh, it stung all the same.

Congratulations! Was the first in a string of many texts gushing about how excited he was. But hey! Don’t forget. You know that I’ll always love you the most, right? ;)

Of course :)

It still stings even now.

Jeffayette stuffs

@fanciful-follies So, here it is! The Jeffayette one-shot that I promised a week ago, but was distracted from writing by Steven Universe. Since it’s your birthday today, I decided to sit down and finally finish this thing. I hope you enjoy!

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