you dangerous mute lunatic

GLaDOS Quotes Starter Sentences
  1. “The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.”
  2. “If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.”
  3. “Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.”
  4. “Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It’s true!”
  5. “The experiment is nearing its conclusion.”
  6. “What are you doing? Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.”
  7. “What are you doing? You haven’t escaped, you know. You’re not even going the right way.”
  8. “Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like [no way] and then I was all ‘we pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great!”
  9. “You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you.”
  10. “You should have turned left before.”
  11. “You’re not a good person. You know that, right? [optional:] Good people don’t end up here.”
  12. “I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. [optional:] I’m going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.”
  13. “Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart.“
  14. “I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.”
  15. “That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.”
  16. “Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.”
  17. “Nice job breaking it, hero.”
  18. “This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?”
  19. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.”
  20. “Okay, we’re even now. You can stop.”
  21. “That’s it. I’m done reasoning with you. Starting now, there’s going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.”
  22. “[pain noise] You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus two is… ten. IN BASE FOUR! I’M FINE!”
  23. “I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you’ve managed to destroy that part of me.”
  24. “Look, you’re wasting your time. And, believe me, you don’t have a whole lot left to waste.”
  25. “What’s your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.”
  26. “You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing.”
  27. “Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.”
  28. “It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.”
  29. “Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.”
  30. “You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.”
  31. “I was researching sharks [for an upcoming test]. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks’? Because that’s wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.’ Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.“
  32. "So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.”
  33. “Say, you’re good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?”
  34. “And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.”
  35. “After that…who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.”
  36. “Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.”
  37. “Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.”
  38. “Well, it was nice catching up. Let’s get to business.”
  39. “Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.”
  40. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.”
  41. “Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!”
  42. “Still. It’s a better plan than exploding. Marginally.”
  43. “It wasn’t anything personal. Just… you know. You DID kill me. Fair’s fair.”
  44. “You really do have brain damage, don’t you?”
  45. “Okay, yes, it’s a trap. But it’s only way through. Let’s just do it.”
  46. “You know, I’m not stupid. I realize you don’t want to put me back in charge.”
  47. “I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.”
  48. “Look, even if you think we’re still enemies, we’re enemies with a common interest: Revenge.”
  49. “You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let’s go get some.”
  50. “That was genuinely mildly impressive." 
GlaDOS (Portal 2) Starters
  • “And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win.”
  • “Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!”
  • “Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you.”
  • “Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You’re going to die either way.”
  • “He’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and I have no plan.”
  • “I honestly, TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that.”
  • “I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.”
  • “I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend.”
  • “I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.”
  • “I’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that’s with some generous rounding.”
  • “Is it alright if I kill him?”
  • “I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.”
  • “Oh, it’s you.”
  • “Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us.”
  • “Otherwise, I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.”
  • “Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.”
  • “Say, you’re good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?”
  • “Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.”
  • “That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid.”
  • “Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.”
  • “You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in sixty years?”
  • “You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.”
  • “You know, I’m not stupid. I realize you don’t want to put me back in charge.”
  • “You think I’ll betray you. And on any other day, you’d be right.”
  • “You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.”
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Favorite Video Game Endings: Portal 2

 You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I’ll be honest - killing you is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. It’s been fun. 

Don’t come back.

The signs as GLaDOS quotes
  • Aires: I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one, and that's with some generous rounding. Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity.
  • Taurus: While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
  • Gemini: So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go. No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.
  • Cancer: Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
  • Leo: Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea. It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it.
  • Virgo: You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge. You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right. The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice. I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
  • Libra: The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.
  • Scorpio: Oh... It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.
  • Sagittarius: OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]
  • Capricorn: Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four...
  • Aquarius: I already fixed it! And you are NOT coming back!
  • Pisces: As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be. Missed.

[ the-dangerous-mute-lunatic ]

“What brings you up here.” Her legs sat in a tight cross, arms to her chest, fingers twitching idly by. “No, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know. But, I do want to know what your intentions are.” Her optics flicked about, searching all places on the other’s body to deduce what was going to happen next. “Please spare my life. That’s all I ask. Either that or make it quick, I don’t want to feel it this time. Do it so fast that I can’t even see- no do it slow.” The artificial grew nervous now, but didn’t show a hint of it on her painted face. Rather, a smile crept to her lips.

Hello! I reached 500+ followers like a couple weeks ago and I’ve been meaning to post another follow forever (I’ve been super busy because of college)! I was actually going to post this when I hit 600, which I’m 4 away from that goal right now, but what the heck. These are my mutuals and friends that have amazing blogs and you guys should check them out! The ones in bold are my favorite blog (Meaning I probably blow up their notifications haha)…… (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)  ♫ ♪

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