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Best of SeaCon - Day 2

1) Mark Pellegrino continues to fucking be amazing at his panels. Plus, he seemed happier here than at BurCon (which was, like, four days after the election, so… Understandable). His entire panel was amazing.

2) Jim Beaver is fucking awesome. “John was not a bad dad but…” Fan: “But Bobby’s better!” Jim: “Well, there you go.”

3)Jim’s favorite line: “Get off my property before I shoot you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas.” Claims it’s worthy of F. Scott Fitzgerald

4) Met @evansrogerskitten and she’s motherfucking adorable

5) The trend of meeting people from Tumblr who geek out over @saxxxology then turn to me like “And who are you?” continues. I’m not bitter, because I didn’t expect anyone to know me and I just feel bad that everyone looks so sorry they don’t know me. I’m no one and Saxxy is the shit. It’s cool. xD

6) Jim Beaver ships Bobby/Mary way more than Crobby

7) On what it was like going from serving in the military to becoming an actor: “Better.”

8) Bobby’s signature weapon in the zombie apocalypse would be himself.

9) I hugged the shit out of @kayteonline and it was glorious.

10) Crobby kiss

11) Literally every word out of Mark Sheppard’s mouth IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

12) @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid began her campaign to get our asses to PHX Con

13) MORE DICK JOKES!!

14) I made Saxxy regret our friendship at least, like, twice

15) Rob: “She gave me gold TP, and it made my bottom gold.” Rich: “PROVE IT!”

16) Rich and Matt whispering “evil” and “human” and “Robbie” in Rob’s ears like they’re horror movie whispers

17) Rob wants Tim Omundson to play Jesus and Rich has a spot on Tim O. impression

18) Fan: “How do you sing all weekend without losing your voice?” Rob: “Lotta drugs.”

19) Matt was born with a rhythmless crotch

20) #DickChat

21) Matt Cohen: “A bag of Dick’s is better than a bag of White Castle.”

22) Rob is trying to kiss every one of his friend’s wives

23) What even are the R2M panel questions…? “I’m a cat and cats are better”?! What…??

24) Misha appeared during R2M’s retelling of the flight from hell story, confused af but going along with it

25) Vicki, West, and Maison were three feet from me and SO FUCKING ADORABLE OHSBSKVDNS

25) Maison: “No, nope I’m gonna grow up and then I’m gonna die!!”

26) Maison left the moment Misha started talking about Trump, then West ran up on stage and said hi. I’m dying

27) Misha announced that next year’s winning team for GISHWHES is going to a sweet Motel 6 in Delaware

28) Misha’s OTP is Wincest (I vomited)

29) Misha trying to mime a BJ without his kids seeing

30) The other angels undermined Misha trying to make angels look cool and stern and badass and just made Cas “a weirdo”

31) Cas raised Sam from perdition by lubing up his fingers and sticking them up Sam’s ass

32) Misha’s yam a minute story

Sentence Meme. Supernatural Edition.
  • “Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?”
  • “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
  • “Welcome to the party, Gutenberg.”
  • “I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!”
  • “Where’s your moose?”
  • “They ate my tailor!”
  • “I think you pissed off my sandwich.”
  • “Don’t ask stupid questions.”
  • “Okay, silver lining.”
  • “I wasn’t going to mention it.”
  • “This makes me… very happy.”
  • “Hey, assbutt!”
  • “Well, that’s no way to treat a lady.”
  • “I was just messing with you.”
  • “I was abducted, and you were banging Patchouli.”
  • “I said ‘hey!’”
  • “Happy to make your acquaintance, after you disarm.”
  • “You’re not afraid to die, are you?”
  • “Long time no spooning.”
  • “Well, here’s one for the list of dumbest things ever.”
  • “Is it a kinky thing?”
  • “What are you, a pimp?”
  • “I did what I had to.”
  • “You know, I had a brother with this many issues once.”
  • “I want it to be over!”
  • “I think… I need help.”
  • “I can’t believe you fell for that.”
  • “My god, am I really that gawky?”
  • “I am an entity of my word.”
  • “You are such an… angel sometimes.”
  • “I want you to get out.”
  • “I take down demons you’re too scared to go near.”
  • “No one’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.”
  • “Hey! Look at my junk.”
  • “Honey, there ain’t no other men like me.”
  • “Nice reflexes. Better hair.”
  • “I just don’t think I can trust you.”
  • “Is this really necessary?”
  • “You give a girl all sorts of nasty ideas.”
  • “You are troubled still.”
  • “I’m not a fighter, not anymore.”
  • “You guys fight like an old married couple.”
  • “We need you.”
  • “I need you.”
  • “That’s a nice compliment, but no.”
  • “Do I look like Google to you?”
  • “Foreplay gets you more play.”
  • “Officially over the foreplay, satisfy me or I please myself.”
  • “You don’t know torture, you little insect.”
  • “I’m a whole new level of freak!”
  • “What am I supposed to do?”
  • “If you want forgiveness, find a priest.”
  • “You don’t know what’ll happen to me.”
  • “Straight talk, we should be friends, you and I.”
  • “You think I’m bad?”
  • “I know you. You’re not strong enough.”
  • “These guys are smarter than you!”
  • “Why did you take a picture?”
  • “Well, you look like hammered crap.”
  • “Can we commit our act of domestic terrorism already?”
  • “Get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt, you crap margaritas.”
  • “Word to the wise: don’t piss off the nerd angels.”
  • “Angel or not, I will stab you in the face.”
  • “You die before me, and I’ll kill you.”
  • “Crazy is the clue!”
  • “Demons I get, people are crazy.”
  • “You say you wanna make it right. This is how.”
  • “There is no out. Only duty.”
  • “You bore me. You know that? You have no sense of poetry.”
  • “You’d really crush it on the motivational circuit.”
  • “Cute doesn’t quite hack it, sugar.”
  • “You drive a hard bargain, kid.”
  • “We’ve got work to do.”