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Dream Daddy Cult Ending

Okay, so I’ve gone through Dream Daddy’s files, and have found the cult ending! I’m pretty sure you can’t actually get this ending, but I wanted to share it. I know I got frustrated trying to find it online.

CULT ENDING BELOW CUT

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  • tmr books: minho tells thomas that he loves him, thomas constantly comments on how muscular minho's arms are in unnecessary detail eg. 'he could almost see the blood pumping through them' and 'minho's powerful arms folded and tensed, veins bulging all over the place', thomas's heart 'aches for minho', a sentence like 'thomas met minho's gaze' almost every other line, minho hates teresa and brenda for no reason other than that they spend time with thomas eg 'and for some reason minho gave brenda dirty looks the entire time' (jealous.mp3), minho grabs thomas by the shirt and pushes him against a wall; he also climbs on top of him and holds him down when thomas is hijacked and refuses to get up even though thomas has a knife ('minho had pinned thomas’s arms to the ground. he hovered over him, heaving to catch his breath. 'im not getting up until they let your mind go') which makes thomas want to smile, it also says that thomas's midsection arches upwards and his body bucked and minho presses down - that's called grinding folks, they risk their lives for each other countless times, minho tackles to the ground and 'punches the living crap' out of the guy who shot thomas, dashner said in an interview that minho and thomas have the closest bond,thomas's heart skipped a beat when he saw minho, minho runs backwards in the lightning storm to help thomas up when he falls, risking his own life in the process, also thomas screams when minho is hit in the lightning storm to help minho even though he ignored every other glader who fell; minho then 'wrapped one of his arms around thomas's neck' and they moved together, 'thomas rammed into minho [...] thomas quickly spun to grab his friend, wrapped his arms around his chest and squeezed against his struggles to escape, minho pulls thomas into a bear hug when they're reunited, when thomas thought he might die he typed goodbye messages to brenda and minho and nobody else, when jorge offered a deal in which he'd help the gladers but would have to kill minho in exchange thomas refuses even though this might endanger everyone else, looking at minho and thinking how he is his 'true best friend' makes thomas have to 'hold back the tears', minho never once questions thomas's judgement even when every single other character questions him and he follows him into anything, 'no way, me and you', 'i'm with thomas. i'm with thomas one hundred percent', just going to repeat this one - minho told thomas that he loves him. like that's an actual thing that happened. they constantly joke around with each other it's srsly flirting, 'if there was a person other than teresa on the planet he (thomas) could truly call a friend, it was minho', minho calls thomas 'baby' and on one occasion it gives thomas butterflies, when minho reunited with thomas he said 'i've been shucked and gone to heaven' aw, minho says he bet thomas cried every night missing him and thomas says 'yeah', minho curls up and goes to sleep at thomas's feet, minho puts all of his faith in thomas from the very beginning eg by making him keeper of the runners while every other glader doubts him which also means minho is going against the people he's known for years in favour of thomas, he also gives up his own leadership role to make thomas keeper of the runners and also tells thomas 'okay greenie, you da boss', when group b take thomas away (after minho trying to fight back) minho yells after him that they'll find him, 'thomas heard a distant voice, screaming the same words over and over, something about him. about protecting him as he ran. it was minho' hashtag protective boyfriend minho, 'thomas made his decision; he liked minho', thomas says he felt disgusted when brenda tries to kiss him and thinks 'maybe it was the drug. maybe it was teresa. maybe it was -' at which point minho starts talking, thomas says to minho 'i won't keep anything from you. and she knows it, too.', minho says 'if you die i will NOT be happy' to thomas, thomas 'hadn't realized how important it was that minho still believed in him - it went halfway to giving him the courage he needed', minho has surgery to remove the wicked device from his brain while thomas is asleep and when thomas wakes up, minho is sitting in the chair beside his bed. this means minho woke up after his surgery and got up and moved to the chair beside thomas's bed, 'thomas could only worry abut minho', 'your eyes dont lie' minho can literally tell whether thomas is lying by looking into his eyes; thomas also does this bc he says he can tell by the 'hard glint' in minho's eyes that he'd been through an awful time, minho gives thomas nicknames and they always have playful banter, 'the two of them then looked at each other for a long moment, catching their breath, somehow reliving those few seconds all the things they’d gone through', 'even though he couldn’t see minho, he knew his friend lay only a few feet above him. and it wasn’t just the snoring. when someone is close by, you just know it', when jorge was kicking minho, thomas's hands clenched into fists and he hated jorge and wanted to 'beat him like he'd beaten gally'; he'd beaten gally for killing chuck, so the fact he wanted to beat jorge as badly as he'd beaten gally for just kicking minho shows how much it angered and hurt him, possibly hurting him as much as it hurt him when chuck was killed, 'minho smiled, a very welcome sight' aka thomas likes his smile; he also 'couldn't believe how good it felt to see minhos smirky grin again', they playfully punch each other on the arm, 'minho studied thomas' is said at least three times in the first book alone aka checking thomas out, thomas says minho has beautiful hands, thomas often refers to all of the gladers just as 'minho and the others', newt says to thomas 'then you're minho's' and thomas replies 'sounds beautiful', thomas and minho share a bunk bed, when thomas says he'll go somewhere with brenda minho shakes his head and says 'no way, me and you', thomas says he couldn't handle losing minho, 'remember that i love you'
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Ransom pushed into Canon

Where Ransom is pushed into Canon, the exact same place and moment that Canon!Rosinante was about to be killed.

So I did some editing to the format, and I wrote everything that’s from Rosinante’s POV (AKA below the line-break). The lovely Anon wrote the stuff from Ransom’s POV. 

This was great fun, I’m glad you’ve let me add to it.

There is something extremely wrong with the situation happening in front of him.

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bradicai  asked:

Hey, I just found your blog and it made me remember and rediscover my love for Fury Road, so thanks for that! I was wondering what your opinion was on the old Mad Max trilogy? I never saw them until after seeing FR, and I really disliked them unfortunately. I couldn't care about the characters, or the plot, or be impressed by the effects(not that that last one's the film's fault, it's just aged). Any reviews that I see view it as an epic, and I just can't see it so was wondering what you thought

Hey! Glad you like the blog. :-)

Regarding the first three Mad Max movies…honestly, I love them. But I love them more as film artifacts than as something I’d sit down and watch a hundred times over like Fury Road. They’re just so delightfully weird and absurd and different from so many other action movies. They definitely show their age at times, but I think there are really interesting things about all three of them.

(This got long so I’m putting the rest under the cut.)

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anonymous asked:

Give 3 top reason why SS will be cannon? Because I just don't see it no one likes Sakura she's the most useless character in the history of anime of all time. She couldn't even pop a goddamn eye. Lmao bitch is useless no one likes her, I hope she gets killed off the serious. The useless loser takes too much panels fucking crying and being useless. Sakura's trade mark is being useless. Kishi is ready to pull the plug on that bitch any day now. She's not getting dick slap by Sasuke either.

So I originally wanted to reply to this in my usual awesome way that my fandom loves but you’re seriously just not even worth it. Plus, writer’s block is a bitch and I’m tired of seeing this stupid message in my inbox.

3 top reasons it’ll be canon? Kishi wants it–he’s been building it up since part 1. Sasuke cares for Sakura, no matter what he tries to say to others (Naruto knows full well it’s bullshit that he doesn’t care) and he once desired her love and benefited from it greatly, and that has always been a very important part of the SS bond. And ofc, Sakura still loves him, and that’s never gonna change, and her sole role with Sasuke has always been to help him with her love AND IT WORKS so if you believe that when he comes back they’ll just be platonic friends you’re seriously delusional and dismissive of what their bond actually consists of.

But hey, that’s not surprising. Like the usual Sakura haters, I’m guessing you’re likely the norm: a little immature thirteen year old boy who obviously idolizes a certain other character too much and can’t quite read properly enough to realize that oh my god, you’re so fucking wrong and the whole manga can prove it!

Sakura is useless? Let’s see…

  • She fucking held her own in the FoD already, getting herself beat to a bloody pulp defending her team mates and putting her life on the line for them, and without her Naruto and Sasuke would probably have been dead by now. Because remember, these nin that attacked her were sent to kill Sasuke. Hm, doesn’t sound useless to me, even in the very beginning :D
  • In that same FoD arc, and immediately after Sasuke has woken and begun a rampage, she literally is the sole reason Sasuke’s seal recedes and brings him back to his sane self, refraining him from literally killing those other nins and turning him into someone she knows he isn’t. Yes, very useless indeed.
  • Sakura once again put her life on the line for Sasuke, keeping from getting him killed against Gaara who had full intent on doing so. Ah yes, so very useless again.
  • Sakura defeats Sasori with the help of Chiyo in the beginning, but because she’s so fucking smart and such a good ninja, she manages to defeat his final puppet all on her own. Sasori, who is a fucking AKATSUKI member, praises Sakura’s skills several times in the damn fight. My god, so useless right? She’s the reason they were even able to defeat an defeat an Akatsuki member when she is really nothing but a normal ninja girl with no special kekkei genkai or inherited ability whatsoever. That means absolutely nothing, pshhh. 
  • She saved Hinata after the latter was stabbed by Pein and bleeding to death.
  • She saved Karin from bleeding to death after the latter got stabbed by Sasuke. She also saved her from getting killed in the first place by distracting Sasuke.
  • She bashed White Zetsu’s fucking face in when she used her intellect to figure out he wasn’t the real Neji.
  • She is half of the reason they figured out the truth behind the White Zetsu army of clones. 
  • She healed an exhausted Naruto’s injuries in very crucial times.
  • She pummeled hundred of fucking clones in ONE GODDAMN PUNCH.
  • SHE SUMMONED KATSUYU. She literally saved thousands of fucking lives pre-Juubi even appearing in the first place and is then one of the sole reasons the alliance is even alive in the first place, BECAUSE SHE SUMMONED KATSUYU LIKE TWICE AND LENT HER CHAKRA TO HEAL THE ALLIANCE. 
  • She healed a dying Shikamaru.
  • SHE LITERALLY IS THE SOLE REASON NARUTO IS ALIVE RIGHT NOW. WITHOUT HER, THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING PUT THE KYUUBI BACK INTO HIM. HE WOULD BE DEAD. DEADDEADEADEAD. DEAAAAAAD. 

so really fuck you, Sakura’s not useless at ALL. Thousands of people would be dead right now if she wasn’t here. 

Also, I like her. Already you’re proven wrong.

AND ON TOP OF THAT, Sakura cried in shippuden like what, four times? lmao. That’s like four times in the span of like a year or something.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, punk. 

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Dream Of Her Every Night (2/?) - Oliver/Felicity - G

A/N: Oh look. More I Dream Of Felicity. Absolutely no one saw this coming. This particular installment came about because absentlyabbie reblogged the first drabble with these tags: "#and what if something happens so that a situation occurs#where oliver is in danger of losing the bottle and therefore losing felicity#and in a panic TOMMY FUCKING STEPS IN and whoops for like 2-3 days felicity has changed hands again#and oh my god ALL OF THE ANIXETY

Chronologically, this sort of takes place quite a while after this drabble, and I’m actually quite unsure as to whether or not it’ll be canon to the actual fic!universe, or if it’s just a side fic I needed to write. We’ll see.

"Okay, okay, okay,” Tommy says frantically, breathing heavily as he shuts the door to his office at Verdant. “Got the bottle, we’re good. We’re good.”

He removes the top and peeks down the tube. “Felicity.”

A puff of purple smoke shoots out and hits him in the face. It smells like lavender. It takes a few seconds for it to solidify into the blonde Genie, and when she does blink up at him, Tommy’s startled by the fact that she’s dressed, well, for lack of a better description, like a belly dancer. He’s used to Oliver letting her wear whatever she wants, and while those things are usually colorful and flattering, they’re not generally quite so…revealing.

He can see the toned lines of her stomach and the dip of her waist, beads hanging from her top bounce around her navel as she blinks a few times, like her eyes need to adjust to the light. The curls flowing from her high ponytail brush against the back of her neck, and Tommy also notes that it’s the first time he’s seen her hair up, and not down in waves across her shoulders.

Tommy wonders if the costume change has to do with the fact that he’s never seen her fresh out of her bottle before. He expects her to quickly come to her senses and blink back to her normal state.

Instead, Felicity peers up at him, takes a deep breath and says in a timid, nervous voice: “Master.”

Uh-oh.

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