Summary of: March 28th, 2017(Player Unknown’s
Battlegrounds and Bioshock: Infinite)
“Tie that cot around your neck, cherie, and we’ll provide the mess. Chat can sing, chat loves malice, but don’t forget the !cactus. Be our guest! Be our guest! BE OUR MURDER VICTIM…ermmmm, GUEST! Life is so unnerving for a murderer who’s not murderin’.” -frecklesandfarce, 2017
Shoutout to orionspencer! Glad I could get you to join us!
Ryan’s gonna be late again, he says.XD
ceebeearrun supports both my idea to take over the stream due to Ryan’s lateness(and play one hour of Bioshock and two of Jackbox) and to name his bookshelf “Oreo”.
"BTW, @SyberiaWinx, love your stream summaries. You have my permission to put me in them(wink wink).” -Epical_panda_mc, 2017
"Let’s talk about how much of a nerd Ryan is while he’s gone.” -SageBailey, 2017
“You can dry and tistroy me.” -Ryan Haywood, 2017, inviting chat to challenge him in the game.
I love your stream, Ryan, but I wish you’d announce your streams a decent amount of time in advance. : P
Ryan, put some clothes on.^^;
Ryan’s favorite candy bars are Kit-Kats, Twix, and Snickers.
People are raving about Flake candy?
“We got flakes in America too. We just made one president.” -Me, 2017
Ryan joked that “snitches get stitches” was the first thing he taught his kids, then corrected that it was actually “snitches get hugs and extra dessert”.
He’s singing a song from the perspective of a backpack.XD
And now he’s offering to choke people for free, and I’m not sure if he means that violently or erotically.^^;
He has not managed to kill a SINGLE person in this game so far and has died each time.
There was Diet Coke in Ryan’s Booker flask. Of course.
GUNSHOT!XD This one really startled him.
The car is blue so the enemy doesn’t see them coming when they’re driving through the water.
GUNSHOT! These past three have all been Wendino, and it’s driving Ryan crazy.XD
Now everyone is cheering Ryan with the gunshot, and it’s giving him a small heart attack, since he’s playing a game where people are hunting you down to shoot you.XD
Literally, DOZENS of gunshots.
And now Wendino is torturing Ryan with puns, too.
Ryan is praising us for being supportive of him, his family, and eachother. He says he is proud of us. : D
Please, Ryan. The chat is trying to have a moment here.
Ryan was named “James Ryan Haywood” because his grandfather’s initials were also JHR. His parents wanted to name him Ryan, however. His grandfather called him “Bonzo”, after a monkey. He also has a step-brother named “Ryan”.
Now everyone’s talking about their first and middle names.
Tonight’s storytime was super creepy! As if Ryan didn’t already talk like a serial killer.: P
Today’s mission…………….kinda failed?