you could say i'm bored yeah

What if the Ancients Could Posses Their Children's Body for a Day? Part 2
  • (Remember: Britannia is in England, Gaul is in France, Scandia is in Iceland, Aestii is in Lithuania, Rome is in Italy, Iberia is in Spain, and Germania is in Prussia)
  • America: Yo, England! It's weird to see you so early to a meeting!
  • England: oh, yeah, I just felt like it... erm... A... A...
  • China: *face palms* his name is America...
  • England: oh yeah! Little brother America!
  • America: ... y-y-you forgot my name???? And what's with the cheery attitude all of a sudden??
  • England: I'm not that cheery? And don't worry, it was on the tip of my tongue.
  • America: ... C-Canada... bro... England's freaking me out!
  • Sealand: The great Micronation Sealand is here! Heya Jerk England, I'm here to enter the meeting so you could recognise me as a country- desuyo~!
  • England: hm? Oh, okay. By the way, Sealand, you're so cute~
  • Sealand: ...
  • Canada: ... okay... now he's scaring me.
  • Hungary: what's wrong?
  • America: an alien took over England's body.
  • Hungary: well... that's not convincing at all! Though... why is Prussia just sitting there??
  • Prussia: hm? Good morning, Hungary, Austria.
  • Austria: y-y-you called me by my name???
  • Hungary: What?!?
  • Monaco: talking about weird, France, what happened to your hair?? You always took good care of it.
  • France: ... that's a good question...
  • Monaco: ookaayyy... let me fix it!
  • Poland: Liet! Liet! You like the pink sweater I bought?
  • Lithuania: hm? Oh, it looks super cute! Can I have a matching set~?
  • Poland: ... what.
  • Germany: okay everyone, settle down and take your seats! We're going to begin the meeting now. Let's start of talking about the economics in ur country, and maybe possible ways we could help each other with our problems. Other than Greece, any other countries that has severe problems with their economy- HEY ARE YOU TWO SLEEPING??
  • England: hm? W-what. Oh sorry, Germany, but your speech was so boring that we fell asleep.
  • France: y-yeah, what England says. So let's talk about something more interesting!
  • America: d-did they just agree with each other...
  • Germany: e-erm...okayyyyy...
  • Iceland: Let's talk about the weather and how nice it is for fishing!!!
  • Norway: I-Iceland...?? What-
  • Iceland: of course I'm Iceland you silly! Plus, I think you're an even better brother than someone I know... *stares at Prussia*
  • Prussia: ... I'll hurt you.
  • Hungary: P-Prussia???
  • Iceland: gah! He's being super scary again!
  • Norway: his speech... the way he talks... He's been corrupted by Denmark!?!?
  • Denmark: CORRUPTED??? I like to call it, influenced!
  • Norway: ... no... it's corrupted.
  • Italy: guys, why don't we all calm down and continue the meeting? I think that to solve Greece's problem we should look at the initiative and reform the government and the system of handling the output of money before anything else~
  • Everyone: ... what... the...
  • Romano: Italy... since when did you know those vocabulary... and the concept of good ideas?????
  • Italy: Since I'm smart like the awesome Grandpa Rome~
  • England: hmph! Yeah right.
  • Spain: that's funny~
  • France: are there any truths to that~?
  • Italy: ... well... at least I'm more classy than the idiot duo in front of me~
  • England: *stands up* oh... you are~?
  • France: *stands up* really now...
  • Italy: *stands up* of course~
  • America: w-wait... THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???
  • Romano: I-ITALY???
  • Germany: w-what...
  • England: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY FACE YOU BLOODY WEAKLING I COULD TEAR YOU INTO SMALL PIECES!!
  • Italy: BRING IT ON BLONDIES BECAUSE MY PUNCHES CAN EVEN GO THROUGH THAT THICK HEAD OF YOURS!!!
  • France: DONT YOU GO ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY ON ME YOU ITALIAN FREAK I WILL KILL YOU!!!
  • *fight breaks out*
  • England: *throws his and France's chair towards Italy* FUCK! I can't believe how hard it is for me to throw simple chairs!
  • Italy: *throws a chair* Ow! Did I strain or break something??? Italy, you need to work out!
  • France: *dodges flying object* Ow! Wait... that hurt??
  • Romano: WHAT IS HAPPENING DEAR LORD!! SPAIN PROTECT ME!!
  • Spain: nah~ This is interesting to watch~
  • Romano: WHAT THE???
  • England: DAMMIT WHY CANT I BE STRONGER- *punches table and breaks it* Oh... wow...
  • Italy: Well, I can do better! Italy Kick!!
  • America: GERMANY DO SOMETHING!!
  • Germanya: w-why me??
  • Switzerland: this is your home. You made us hold a meeting here. FIX. IT.
  • Germany: f-fine...
  • Prussia: no wait, I'll do it, West. Spain, you too.
  • Spain: Awww, but it was just getting better~
  • Prussia: *grips England's and France's shoulders* Stop.
  • England and France: eep! ...okay...
  • Spain: *holds onto Italy's shoulders* Stop~. Oh dear, I think I accidentally made him foam on the mouth~
  • Netherlands: ... when did he learn to do that??
  • Belgium: I-I don't know... But if you need me, I'll be hiding behind Romano...
  • Lithuania: Nice job Prussia~
  • Prussia: hm.
  • Estonia: wait- since when were those two in such good terms??
  • Sweden: he's sounding a lot like... me...
  • Iceland: that was so cool!! Though I wish I could've joined too!
  • Norway: Iceland no. Please don't break my soul by being 'Denmark 2'...
  • Hong Kong: Erm... Sensei... what are you doing repeatedly banging your head on the table...?
  • China: *bang* oh *bang* it's a new meditation *bang* technique I made. *bang* It's *bang* called *bang* 'Trying to get beck into reality' *bang*
  • England: IMA HUNGRY!!! Let's have lunch! This puny body of needs all the MEAT I can fit in my mouth!
  • Italy: *comes back to life* Did somebody say food??? I wanna eat too!! I need all the nutrition I can fit in this thin body!
  • Iceland: FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!
  • Norway: my soullllll...
  • Germany: erm... I think we should take a break...
  • Russia: and... fix the mess you all made...
  • Monaco: and p-possiby call the ambulance... so many nations are traumatised...
  • America: my happy place... where is my happy place... *twitches* HAPPY *twitches* PLACE!
  • Greece: I-I think I discovered the true meaning of 'dysfunctional'...
  • England: hm? You guys okay?
  • Lithuania: wow, everyone looks pale... I wonder why...
  • Italy: huh? You all should have tough guts like me!!
  • France: good thing it's break time!
  • Prussia: They look so sick.
  • China: I WONDER WHY-ARU???????? My head's going to explode...
  • Spain: I wonder what I should eat~?
Kiwi slang 🥝

Hello my loves 💕
SO I was thinking I could say some kiwi words/sayings and y'all could guess what they mean?
Humour me pleeeease, I’m bored and have writers block.

1. Chur

2. Meke/ tu meke

3. She’ll be right.

4. Wop-wops

5. Yeah nah

6. Stubbies

7. Suss

8. OTP

9. Nek minute

10. Hiding (as in wanna hiding)

11. Mean as

12. Buzzy

13. Gap

14. Gc

15. P

16. Twink

17. Scull

18. Sweet as

19. Durry

20. Stoked

Please do this! Entertain me 😂 reblog or reply or send an ask 💕💕💕
I’m gonna tag all of samperv but if anyone else wants to do this then please dooo 💕🇳🇿

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DR2 characters as GPS
  • Except for Hajime, he's testing them.
  • 1. Komaeda
  • Komaeda: I'm so lucky to get to give you directions. After all I'm just worthless trash.
  • Hajime: You are useless at everything, Komaeda.
  • 2. Teruteru
  • Teruteru: What a fine man I'm giving directions too, but the airport is a boring place. How about I take you somewhere more interesting. Somewhere with hot people.
  • Hajime: How about no.
  • 3. Chiaki
  • Chiaki: Straight...Left...Right.
  • Hajime: You could, I dunno, tell me sooner Chiaki.
  • 4. Peko
  • Peko: Take the next left. …You did not take the left. Did you misunderstand? This is not a negotiation. It is an order. Take the next left, or all of your friends will die.
  • Hajime: This is a one way street, You do know what a one way street is right? Please don't kill everyone.
  • 5. Fuyuhiko
  • Fuyuhiko: You want the SHORTEST route? The SHORTEST route huh? I don't like your attitude.
  • Hajime: This GPS has height issues, great.
  • 6. Nidai
  • Nidai: Service station in 2 miles where you can take a GOOD SHIT!
  • Hajime: That is the 6th time it's shouted that so loudly that the other cars give me weird looks.
  • 7. Akane
  • Akane: Driving is boring. Wanna fight?
  • Hajime: For some reason I'm pretty sure the answer to that is "no".
  • 8. Kazuichi
  • Kazuichi: Let me drive the car for you.
  • Hajime: You can't you're a GPS.
  • Kazuichi: This GPS has been modified, let me drive the car for you.
  • Hajime: WHY CAN'T I TURN THIS THING OFF?
  • 9. Sonia
  • Sonia: I'm gonna give you some hella awesome directions.
  • Hajime: I like this one.
  • 10. Gundam
  • Gundam: Your route is 47 miles, if the will of causality allows it you will arrive at your destination in 2 of your mortal "minutes".
  • Hajime: How fast are you thinking I can drive?
  • Gundam: Re-calculating for lack of demonic power.
  • 11. Mahiru
  • Mahiru: I will take you down the route with the best scenery and oppurtunities for photos.
  • Hajime: As long as I don't miss my flight that's cool.
  • 12. Mikan
  • Mikan: Oh, I'm very sorry, I’m sure you know how to get there better than I do! I mean, I don’t actually have a very good sense of direction. I'm so sorry for being useless.
  • Hajime: I hope it doesn't do this every time I miss a turn.
  • 13. Twogami
  • Twogami: You missed the turn, you are a dissapointment to the esteemed Byakuya Togami. The only thing you can do now is wallow with the other peasants that get lost.
  • Hajime: I swear Naegi said his GPS said the same thing... Maybe...
  • Hajime: Or you could give me another route?
  • Twogami: I do not give second chances to peasants.
  • Hajime: KNEW IT.
  • 14. Hiyoko
  • Hiyoko: You missed ANOTHER turn? I'm turning off, I don't give directions to IDIOTS.
  • Hajime: Why do these things keep telling me to turn on one way streets?
  • 15. Ibuki
  • Ibuki: Ibuki thinks you should go left.
  • Hajime: Yeah? Well Hajime thinks you should learn what a one way street is.
  • 16. Izuru
  • Izuru: This is boring.
  • Hajime: Don't say that using my voice!
  • Izuru: What?
  • Hajime: What?
Lana Del Rey Roleplay Sentence Starters! (possible triggers)
  • Feel free to change around pronouns to suit your character!: .
  • "I'm taking off my wedding ring."
  • "He hit me and it felt like a kiss."
  • "Loving him was never enough."
  • "Mimicking me is a fucking bore."
  • "I miss you so much."
  • "Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
  • "If I get a little prettier can I be your baby?"
  • "Do you think he'll buy me lots of diamonds?"
  • "Could be kissing my fruit-punch lips in the bright sunshine..."
  • "He says to be cool but I'm already coolest."
  • "Yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me."
  • "God, you're so handsome."
  • "I wish I was dead."
  • "Every time I close my eyes it's like a dark paradise."
  • "I just wanted you to know that baby you're the best."
  • "Kiss me hard before you go."
  • "I know if I go, I'll die happy tonight."
  • "I promise I won't hurt you again."
  • "I get high on hydroponic weed."
  • "I heard that you like the bad girls honey, is that true?"
  • "I'm trying hard not to get into trouble but I've got a war in my mind."
  • "Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain."
  • "Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why."
  • "Be a good baby, do what I want."
  • "He knows I'm wasted."

anonymous asked:

36 . . fetus lilo obviously

36. “I wish I could hate you.”

“This is a dream,” says Louis faintly, head swiveling back and forth between the two boys in front of him.  “This is not real, and I’m going to wake up in a few minutes and we can all laugh about this.”

Liam - actual Liam - looks apologetic, face pinched with stress.  “Not a dream,” he says, “but I know what you mean.”

Louis crosses his arms and huffs, trying to wrap his head around this.  “How did he get here, then?” he asks, nodding at the other boy in the room.

The one that, coincidentally, bears an uncanny resemblance to Liam at 17.

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5h during interview [@keep-staring]
  • interviewer: hello beautiful ladies! so, i've got some questions for you..
  • camila: what are they?
  • dinah: *stares at camila*
  • i: could you wait?
  • camila: yeah i'm sorry hahaha
  • i: okay so this first question, do you love your fans?
  • normani: oh my god that's an obvious question of cour-
  • ally: respect moni, respect!
  • normani: *frowns at ally* oh yeah of course we do. we love our fans so so much, without them, we won't be here. they're like family *smiles*
  • lauren: *gets bored*
  • i: okay so the next question, when is your album coming out?
  • lauren: it's coming out soon! *points at the camera* really soon!
  • girls: yeah!! stay tuned!!
  • i: what are some titles of the song?
  • ally: we can't say it but we'll say anyways..
  • normani: we have this song called "floats your boat"
  • dinah: "bah felicia" it's bonus track!
  • lauren: "delusions" damn i love this song.
  • camila: "aye papi" you will love it!
  • ally: "in the elevator" *winks*
  • c & l: "never coming out" *smiles*
  • girls: ohh this one "if only you knew" *shows thumbs up*
  • lauren: well there are 20 songs in this album!
  • i: wow okay by hearing those titles, i could say the harmonizers will love them already! okay um yeah
  • camila: yeah
  • ally: okay
  • dinah: okay
  • normani: this is not the fault in our stars interview..
  • everyone: ...
  • lauren: okay
  • camila: okay
  • dinah: i guess okay will be our always *shrugs*
  • ally: yeah okay
  • normani: *so done with this band*
  • i: ALRIGHT. WE'LL SEE U SOON FIFTH HARMONY!
  • girls: We love you mwuah mwuah
  • camera man: *stops video*
This is the type of relationship/marriage proposal I need:
  • Penny: I need to start making some smart decisions.
  • Leonard: With your career?
  • Penny: With my life.
  • Leonard: Like what?
  • Penny: I don't know. We could get married.
  • Leonard: Come on, be serious.
  • Penny: I am.
  • Leonard: Why? 'Cause I'm a smart decision?
  • Penny: Well, yeah.
  • Leonard: So I'm like a bran muffin.
  • Penny: No, that's not what I'm saying.
  • Leonard: No, that's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.
  • Penny: What does it matter? The point is, I'm choosing you.
  • Leonard: It matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I wanna be a cinnabon, ya know? A strawberry poptart. Something you're excited about although it could give you diabetes.
  • Penny: Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.
  • Leonard: No, no. It's too late. I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat free and good for your colon.
  • Penny: You know what? Forget it, I should have never brought it up.
  • Leonard: You know I want to marry you but you're only doing this because you got fired and you're feeling sorry for yourself.
  • Penny: Okay, it may look that way but getting fired from that movie was the best thing that could have happened to me, okay? I finally realized I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy.
  • Leonard: Then what do you need?
  • Penny: You, you stupid poptart!
  • Leonard: Oh.

imagine Connor falling asleep with his head in Troye’s lap. And Troye is softly running his hands through Connor’s hair while softly singing one of the songs on his album. A few minutes go by and Troye finds a permanent marker on his jacket’s pocket. Connor wakes up to a horribly drawn mustache and side burns. “Troye!” “yeah, con?” “you did say you had a thing for hairy men, huh” And next thing Troye knows Connor is running from the bathroom to him. Before Troye could move out the way Connor had pinned him down on the sofa. leaning down close to troye’s face so that there was little to no space between them. “I’m going to make you regret that” Troye laughs. With a mustache on his face, Connor is anything but intimidating