you could get me hot anytime

demirhys  asked:

for the character thing: jack (mostly because I really wanna see which hogwarts house u'll give him) \o/

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (forever and always i love this trash pile)
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (sorry im bad and i actually cant decide between these two, also u know he’d be jealous and want to wear yellow but nah the wussies get his fav color)
best quality: he’s such a snarky piece of shit and also genuinely i think he’s super fucking hot sooooo he could murder me anytime
worst quality: i mean probably the whole “being a massive dick to anyone close to him” buddy you gotta sort that shit out, get some help
ship them with: rhys, tim, nisha, axton, zer0
brotp them with: wilhelm, nisha or tim when they’re not in a relationship with him,
needs to stay away from: everyone who has suffered cause of him (so like 90% of the characters in some way lol)
misc. thoughts: idk i just love him a whole not. #1 shitty villain who i like to put in fluffy situations for some reason but im too old to care about my own integrity fff