you cant say otherwise

bioshockingly-wonderful  asked:

2D with a s/o who's getting used to how they look in glasses and is a little self conscious?? 🌸🍒

Sorry its so short!❣️


“How do I look?” You said, spinning around on your heel to show 2D.
He started at you for a moment, before a big smile appeared on his face.
“Adorable!”
You frowned.
“I.. I’m not sure. I just don’t think they suit my face. Maybe its the shape of them?” You said, pulling them off and inspecting them.
“You look lovely in them!” 2D smiled sweetly, putting them back onto your face.
You looked back into the mirror. You he said you looked good, but you just weren’t fond of them. Something about them just put you off.
“Maybe its the shape of my face?” You questioned. Adjusting how they sat on your face.
“Love, you look beautiful in them! Ya just need to get used to them!” He smiled making you face him. He cupped your face, smiling.
“You’re perfect”
“But what if everyone else thinks I look stupid in them?” You frowned again, looking up at him.
“They wont” he reassured you, rubbing your face with his thumbs.
“Even if they did,” he started, taking your glasses of your face, and putting them on his.
“Who gives a fuck! You are the most beautiful person I know, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise!” He said, making you laugh.
“Plus you cant look as bad as I do!” He added, making a face as continued to laugh.
“Thank you, 2D” you said, getting on the tip of your toes, wrapping your arms around his neck to kiss him softly.
“I love you” he whispered, pressing his forehead against yours.
“I love you too” you grinned, kissing him again.

“You sure they look okay?” You asked, taking the glasses from 2D and putting them on yourself.
“Positive!”

Halloween/Fall Starters

-“Did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? Let me see it.”
-“Stay still I’m almost done with your costume.”
-“What do you say if we take the kids early and have some treats of our own tonight?”
-“Is there some pumpkin type of flavor or cooking thing you want me to make?”
-“That costume you’re wearing is super sexy.”
-“It’s warmer under the blanket cave I’ve made.”
-“Hold my hand before we go in.”
-“You shouldn’t go out there!”
-“Stay here with me until the sun comes up?”
-“The colors this year on the trees are beautiful and vibrant.”
-“Is this fresh made cider?”
-“If you bob for one apple and get it on the first try I’ll give you a kiss.”
-“I prefer you without the costume on.”
-“I’m not going as that. Nothing you say or do will convince me otherwise.”
-“I cant even see your head hardly, you’re buried in a mountain of an oversized sweater.”
-“You got a little too into this holiday didn’t you?”
-“I’m not going in a graveyard.”
-“It’s surprisingly warm out today for being autumn.”
-“Don’t scare me please.”
-“(insert other muse’s name) I know you’re in the closet.”
-“Please take a jacket on our walk or stand near me.”
-“This is super good can I get the recipe?”
-“Are we doing this? I mean really doing this? Because I hate haunted houses.”
-“OK but if someone pops out at me and I punch them its not my fault.”
-“I can help you with decorations if you’d like?”
-“Why are you so hell bent on giving me a good scare?”
-“Stop putting the blanket on and going boo.”
-“Did you see a creepy figure in the yard?”
-“A bonfire in the late fall is super nice.”
-“Lets go out of sync with tradition and make something non pumpkin related to eat please.”
-“What should be go as?”
-“We’re a little too old to go trick or treating.”
-“Why did you give the pumpkin such a stupid face?”
-“You’re a little too obsessed with Halloween.”
-“Gory movie marathon. You, me, and my couch. Right now.”
-“Lets go to a costume party.”
-“You’re going to win the contest for sure.”

(feel free to add more)

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ive never related to a song more in my life

Petition for the Teen Wolf 3b to end with Jackson coming back and hiring a landscaping crew to dig up the fucking Nemeton and burning it to ashes.

It goes something like:

Jackson returns while Derek is out of town and the gang fills him in on what he missed. To drive the point home, they meet Deaton at the Nemeton.

To say Jackson is annoyed is an understatement. Stiles swears his eyes go snakelike, despite the fact that he hasn’t had scales for months. He looks from one idiot to the next, stopping at the alpha idiot now.

“Its a stump. You took me out to the middle of fucking nowhere to show me a stump.”

Scott has never looked more confused since the day Jackson accused him of using steroids. “Its a really evil stump.”

“Its a stump. I’ll have my dad’s landscapers dig it up, and we’ll burn your stupid stump. No stump. No beacon,” he huffs as he digs out his cell phone to do exactly that.

“You people are idiots.”

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[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

WELL TONGUETICKLE MY FARTHOLE AND CALL ME A BITCH

ILL BE DAMNED

IF THIS ISNT THE MOST HEART WARMING MOMENT OF THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN GAME OF THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD FIRST OFF SMASH MY FUCKING HEAD THROUGH MY LAPTOP SCREEN SO I CAN WEAR THIS IMAGE AS A GLASS HALO COME WATCH MY CROWNING CAUSE I WANT TO ENTER THIS MOMENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SCREEN LIKE I ENTERED THIS WORLD FROM MY MOTHERS VAGOO

IM GOING TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR EYES AND GLUE THEM TO THIS IMAGE LOOK AT IT JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT EVERYONE IS HOLDING YAOI HANDS AND SINGIN KUMBAYA AND SHARING GHOST STORIES THIS IS SOME REAL LITTLE LEAGUE SHIT RIGHT HERE “YEA GO CUBS WE ARE TOTALLY GETTING GOGURTS AFTER PRACTICE WATCH ME HIT THIS HOME RUN GUYS”

MEANWHILE???????? FUCKING PUPPY IS GETTIN A TASTE OF THE KOUJACK MAN SLEEVE DAMN THOSE MOIST EYES BEGGIN FOR THE D CUZ AOBAS SWEATY BEEF AINT ENOUGH TO SATISFY THE PURE CARNIVOROUS DESIRE INSIDE THIS THIRSTY CANINE

SPEAKING OF KOUJACK YALL BETTER ZOOM THE FUCK IN AND TAKE A GODDAMN CLOSER LOOK AT THIS PANTY RAIDERS LINE ‘O’ SIGHT

SWEET MOTHERFUCKING TARTS THATS RIGHT THAT GAZE RIGHT THERE????? AIMED STRAIGHT FOR AOBER LIKE A HEAT SEEKING LOVE MISSLE?????????/ YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE BALLSY ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE THE PIERCING STARE OF KOUJAKUS PASSION???? NO???? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO YOU SCHLONG DIDDLING DOUCHE

CARKACKS EYES ARE AS RED AS AOBAS SWEET TENDER BUTTHOLE AFTER A GOOD HOMEGROWN LOVIN AND YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE THAT HIS EYES ARE SAYING ANYTHING LESS THAN “MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU AOBA LETS GET MARRIED SOMEDAY AOBA I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AOBA YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME YOU PRECIOUS SUNFLOWER PLS BE MY DATE TO THE SOCK HOP THIS WEEKEND THEN AFTER WE CAN SHARE A MILKSHAKE MY FAVORITE IS CHOCOLATE BUT ILL DRINK VANILLA IF YOU LIKE ILL EVEN GIVE YOU THE CHERRY ON TOP MAYBE WE CAN SHARE A STRAW AND ITLL ALMOST BE LIKE IM KISSING YOU”

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SHIT ON MY CHEST ITS TOO CUTE FOR ME TO HANDLE I WANT EACH PIXEL OF THIS IMAGE TO BE ABSORBED INTO MY CELLS UNTIL I AM THIS IMAGE AND THIS IMAGE IS ME THEN ILL MELT INTO THE DEEP WEB ONLY FOR SOMEONE TO PRINT ME AND RIP ME TO SHREDS SO THAT I MAY DISPERSE THROUGH THE WIND AND BE FREE I AM FREE

REST IN FUCKING PIECES

(All credit goes to cheeroba thank u)

ryuko: *eats mako’s ass*

jesus fucking christ it’s plantonic god stop trying so hard really you’re gonna call canon over something as quick and stupid as that u brats

gamagoori: hi mako ///… ok later /////

mako:

fucking CANON. CONFKIRMED. SHIT YOU CANT SAY OTHERWISE!! FUCK YOU!