you cant really see but you can listen

anonymous asked:

I have a really hard time supporting my straight girl friends’ relationships or when they even start to get involved with a guy and like it’s so bad we’ll argue cause they always say I “don’t like any guys they’re with” and it’s such a problem like is it just me being too gay? Or am I just a possessive friend ? Or maybe it’s both idek but help

so. i dont know or the specifics of your situation but.

straight girls often settle for really shitty men in general bc heterosexual men are Bad in general. I have had major issues with pretty much all of my straight friend’s boyfriends except one (who i have never met so mind u im not even sure if i have issues with him yet) and told most of them my problems with their boyfriends and most of the time they (unsurprisingly) defended their men the same way raccoons defend their trash

i would say you might be a possessive friend, but being gay gives you a very important outside perspective to heterosexual relationships that your friends probably refuse to admit is there. Since you are removed from heterosexual dynamics in your relationships, expectations, and life in general, its easy for you to see heterosexual bullshit. as a result, its easier for you to identify when men are shitty.

your straight friends, on the other hand, probably have regularly low heterosexual standards. he might be kinda racist and sexist, but he respects her and cares about her. maybe hes homophobic and xenophobic, but he didnt vote for trump and hes cute. maybe hes kind of an asshole, but “deep down he’s a really nice guy!!!!” you know how straight girls are. they will defend shitty men until the ends of the earth for ridiculous reasons.

so in reality, you probably bring up valid criticisms of these men, your friends just refuse to believe them. one of my high school best friends boyfriend called me a “femenazi” but she justified it because “he just doesnt understand.” unsurprisingly to me but earth-shattering for her, he turned out to be (and had been the entire time, she just didnt listen to me) a really shitty person with lots of other characters flaws that made the relationship not worth it. it took her like seven months to break up with him despite the fact that i told her she cant really justify dating a man who calls women he disagrees with “femenazis.”

and while being right is satisfying, its also frustrating that your friends dont listen to you. and while its bad advice for me to tell you to lie in the sense that lying to your friends isnt a good thing to do, sometimes it isnt the best idea to roast their boyfriends, no matter how badly their boyfriends need to be roasted.

in general, i would say you probably arent being ridiculous, you probably just dont have the same heterosexual low standards straight women do, and you can actually see how shitty these men are. that being said, i would say its probably best to keep your disapproval mostly to yourself unless you actually think its going to help your friends. dont, like, lie and say hes awesome, just maybe tone it down unless you think she wants to break up with him.

The signs as shit i heard in school last year

Aries: “what was that? I just heard a scream” “it’s just german class”

Taurus: “where r ur contacts” “THEYRE IN MY EYES, SABRINA”

Gemini: “…and THATS why they call it porn” “what the fuck”

Cancer: “i know her!!! I rubbed her back in choir!!”

Leo: “i don’t have a joke but i have a punchline: coconut”

Virgo: “im kinkshaming macbeth”

Libra: “no, LISTEN TO ME, norwegian is a RELIGION”

Scorpio: “the metropolitan opera has a tumblr, they use it for good and not evil”

Sagittarius: “do you have any money that i can borrow and then keep?”

Capricorn: “can i go to the bathroom” “sure, wash behind your ears bitch” 

Aqua: “we cant really do a lab for mitosis, i mean we could subject you to carcinogens and see if you get cancer.”

Pisces: *flipping bottle* “dude if u land that ill have sex with u” “bro”

Just some study tips that I like to use, and thought maybe other people would find helpful!

1. Re-write your notes in ‘casual form’

This is probably the method I use the most, just because I find it funny. Basically what I do is I write a summary version of my notes, but I write it in the same way I would speak if I was trying to explain this topic to a friend. When your notes say: “David Hym used Faeries to Explain the theory of Monetary Neutrality in the 17th century” you re-write “Our 17th century homie  David H had a slight fetish with Faeries, but that’s his own business. All we care about is the fact that price be change if money supply be changing.” This method can take a little bit longer, but I do find that it makes your notes more interesting to look over later. And more importantly, it really helps you remember things because your are rewriting it in your own words. Everyone says the best way to learn something is to teach it, so imagine you are teaching a friend over a beer, you wouldn’t explain it in casual structural form, you would explain it how you would talk. Honestly I rewrite my notes a lot for studying purposes, and this method is probably the most beneficial. It summaries everything as well as put it into your own words, and the best part is that its kinda funny!

2. Paint your nails

I always find that I feel more “study aesthetic” when I my nails are painted. I know this sounds kind of strange, but when my nails are painted I automatically feel like typing on my computer is better, and my handwriting is more aesthetically pleasing. I just feel like a more composed and accomplished person overall. I cant really explain it, and honestly its probably just because I never really have my nails painted, but hey it doesn’t hurt to try if you find you are lacking motivation.

3. Use your music playlist and as a timer

No matter what type of music you listen to, I recommend making your own playlist. The reason I suggest doing this is because you can use your playlist as a timer! I find that when I have a timer app on my phone, I check it WAY to many times, seeing how much time is left, did I turn the volume up, ect. BUT if you make a playlist, filled with instrumental music for example, and then every 5-8 songs, you input a song with lyrics, you know that songs with lyrics are your break time! So, as soon as the instrumental fades out, and your 1-3 lyric songs come on, you know its free time! And once the lyrics end, its time to get back to work. You can literally shut your phone off if you use your laptop for music, and you wont be tempted to check a timer every 10 minutes to make sure you didn’t miss the break time alarm!

4. Download the “Get Shit Done” App

This app is wonderful because it literally just sets a time limit for you to get some shit done. Although I prefer a Pomodoro type clock for normal studying, if I have something to get done (An essay, a set of notes) that I am seriously procrastinating, I find this app helpful. All you do is set a time limit, set a reward and a punishment, and decide if you get breaks or not. As soon as you hit start, you have to complete the task in the allotted time period, otherwise the app sends you a mean message and the punishment you decide is put on the screen. This app is good for when you need to just DO something, but your motivation is -2. I find the allotted time period helps me overcome procrastination in a way that Pomodoro cannot.

5. Listen to Disney Music

The third tip in this post was to use your playlist as a timer, so going off that, I thought I would talk about type of music that I enjoy listening to while studying.
I am a huge nerd. no shame. And as much as I enjoy studying listening to movie soundtracks or video game soundtracks, I find that what I like the most is Disney Land music soundtracks. I know that sounds super lame, but honestly the music that Disney Land plays in its ride ques is so awesome for studying because its happy, and upbeat, and it makes you feel less like you are dying. Also the music is not so intense you are freaking out (Video Game soundtracks for me) or so calm that you are falling asleep (Classical music for me) is just a nice, happy, in between. This is the playlist I use - its nice because it has some ride tracks mixed in, so I find that I study while the instrumental tracks are on, and the lyrical ride tracks are my breaks.

anonymous asked:

Have you ever seen Liam with man? And have you questioned if he can be gay? I am not a Ziam shipper. Its a question, sincerely. Why I'm asking this is that remember the twitter feud with the wanted? One called him gay. There is something doesnt make sense about Sophia and him like : He fucked with her so many times "I like girls with so much foundation that you cant see the face" or Niall's Sophia pictures. I dunno, have you ever seen him with Zayn or smth

Hello! Thank you for your message. I had to really have a think about whether or not I wanted to get into this, but seeing as Larry is basically a sure thing by now I can finally start to investigate this Ziam thing properly. 

The first time I saw Liam he was with a group of guys, like five guys, which is why I didn’t immediately recognise him. Also, I was listening to Midnight Memories so I just thought my mind was playing tricks on me, but alas, it was him. I’ve never seen him just with one guy one on one, he’s typically with a group. Which is also why I’ve never spoken to him - never really seems like the time or place, plus he looks like a wild scared animal when he’s outside. Legit, looks terrified to be outside which is why I just let him be. 

When I first heard about the Ziam thing I was like, ‘lol, okay. SURE.’ Because for me I saw Larry before I heard about them. I just legitimately assumed that they were out and together. My first reaction was, ‘Oh, that’s cute - two guys from 1D are together.’ Then after some YouTubing it was downhill from there and here I am. In Larrie trash hell writing more blog posts about them than I do about my own life - which is how I became quasi-J List celeb famous in England. True story. Google it.

Anyway, I opened a bottle of wine and watched a Ziam video a couple of months ago out of pure fascination and by the end of it I was like:

Because it seems so. Damn. Real. 

There were so many things that I completely missed or disregarded because there was something Larry happening beside it. Legitimately for every Larry moment there is an equal and, quite frankly, more open Ziam moment. 

So WHY then do we believe so firmly in Larry but, for the most part, completely dismiss Ziam?

Could it be that their management company actually learned from their colossal Larry mistakes? That aggressively shutting down a rumour by having Louis and Harry go from this:

 To this:

Was insane? 

Part of the problems faced by the media industry when One Direction was on the rise to becoming one of the biggest bands in history (forget of the time, because after five years it’s safe to say that like them or not they have left a huge mark on the music industry) is that social media management was not really a “thing” as it were in 2010. No one was prepared for the way in which every moment, every look, every touch would be documented on someone’s phone (or potato as it were in Wellington) and put on the internet for everyone to see. 

At the moment we are witnessing a previously unseen situation in which we literally have a case of seeing what goes on behind the smoke and mirrors. Whether it’s through anonymous stuffed animals or moments captured on someone’s phone that no one was meant to see, there is no way to effectively hide what is going on with Louis and Harry, no matter how many NDAs or shit articles you put out there.

That brings us back around to Zayn and Liam. You could argue that they weren’t censored because nothing was going on, or you could look at the fact that people see Zayn as the ‘bad boy’ and Liam as the ‘aggressively hetero one’ ever since he stepped out to go surfing with a six pack a couple of years back. They don’t LOOK gay, and unfortunately in this current day and age, that is still enough for people to ignore what is right in front of them.

These two:

Display very different mannerisms than these two:

They just do. Though all four have their flamboyant moments, people are looking for Larry moments, whereas an identical action from Ziam is just accepted as bros being bros because it would have been impossible to create a second massive divide in One Direction without making this entire dog and pony show implode.

Have a search through Tumblr for ‘ziam’ or ‘ziam is real’ and I guarantee you’ll find some very interesting information. 

Short story long: this whole band has been shady af since they came in third on the X Factor (you can read about that here: 5 Times One Direction’s Management Company And Record Label Were Shady AF)

Anyhow, I think that Ziam is as possible as Larry. Just better handled. 

And that’s what I have to say about that. 


Hi, I was wondering if you do would includes and if so could you do a being Lydia’s fraternal twin sister and dating Theo would include? Thanks.

  • you and theo would be in AP bio together and be partners
  • being a cheerleader (senior captain nonetheless)
  • him coming to all the games he can 
  • study dates working on AP classes
  • you guys having sass fights
  • makeout sessions EVERYWHERE
  • Bruises on your hips from him holding you
  • scratches on his back 
  • stiles repeatedly telling you to stay away from him 
  • stiles gagging when ever you guys show PDA around him
  • lydia thinking its super cute and is really happy for you
  • torn when he sends lydia to eichen house
  • knowing that he is evil but cant help to still love him
  • him trying to get you to see his side of the story
  • hearing him out and listening to his backstory and how the dread doctors manipulated him
  •  being there when he gets sent to hell tears streaming down your face
  • going down to the site on his birthday leaving a flower
  • falling deeply depressed
  • distancing  your self from the pack except from lydia 
  • when he comes back the pack doesnt let him see you 
  • you finally see him at the school 
  • he starts to cry
  • talking about college and helping theo apply at the same ones as you
  • taking his truck up to uni and living together


anonymous asked:

Listen because of the height difference I love thinking about Harry walking away after a small argument and Cedric following him singsonging "You cant outrun me because my legs are longer thats yooours!" He does this because he never likes it when Harry leaves him mad. -A

ahahah i love it, i can totally see them having really petty like bickering banter

 - ok well i can’t outrun toy but i can definitely out fly u ced 
- HA you think so potter, remind me again who won that quidditch match in 93? 
- i was attacked by deMENTORS CED, i feLL OFF MY BROOM
-  yeah yeah poor excuse if u ask me
- …fine u won that won but erh remind me who sacrificed eternal glory to offer it to you????
- i offered it right back!!!
- i’m the saviour of the wizarding™ world diggory, that beats everything 
- saviour of the wizarding world - and i beat him at a little game of quidditch, now what does that say about how great i am?
- you beat me when i was 13 and attatcked by dementors, trust me if we played now u would lose 
- wanna bet????

and then they run off to get their brooms like the fuckin quidditch nerds they are and they play quidditch until one of them gives up and lets the other win so they can go home and make out 


Part 3- info dump!!

Galra High (!!)

Lotor- Senior (18 yrs old)


-Galra High quarterback

-the only reason hes on the team is bc his dad is the coach

-actually good at football tho?

-not as good as shiro

-but good

-crushes on allura and lance

-“oh hey colorguard lookin cute”

-shiro and keith find out and THROW HANDS

-like literally they fight in the parking lot after a game (lotor loses)


-shiro almost gets suspended but doesnt bc he has special ‘quarterback, “if he doesnt practice we’re gonna lose the cif and the schoolboard wont allow that”, get off with a warning’ privileges

-keith gets suspended for a few days

-lance sees the fight, sees how keith got out of the band uniform and fought in a sweaty white tanktop and joggers

-dies n went to heaven rip lance

Zethrid- Junior (17 yrs old)

-right guard on the football team

-absolute badass

-watch out she will break you in half

-seriously she got benched last season for breaking a kids arm during a tackle

-butch lesbian who loves her femme gf narti, b y e,

-actually super nice when u get to know her

-not the brightest tbh

-hot tempered

-does , not so great in school

-its ok i love her

-african/puerto rican

Axca- Senior (18 yrs old)

-head cheerleader

-loves her gf ezor

-kinda quiet

-its bc shes intricately calculating the perfect murder

-think “april ludgate” from pnr but scarier

-goes soft for cats tho

-total cat lesbian, just like her gf

-hardass cheer captian

-will make the ladies run sprints if they slack off

-lotor loves her bc shes terrifying

-she thinks hes a fuckboy but yknow what hes been her friend for a while so?? who cares

-(keiths cousin? maybe? SCHOOL RIVALRY??)

-asain american

Ezor- Senior (18 yrs old)


-adhd, all the damn day

-sUPER sweet n SUPER nice

-flexible as FUCK

-cheer co-captian

-pan as the day is long

-loves? her gf? with all her heart? bless

-theyre gay harold

-will actually fuck up your shit tho

-really fucking good at makeup? damn

-total long ass bitch ponytail

-everyone thinks shes like typical airhead cheerleader but if u cross her say adios my friend you dead


-will talk shit on you in spanish i lov her

Narti- Junior (17 yrs old)


-blind/mute but she has a service cat n a supportive gf and supportive bffs


-her n her gf zethrid go hijab shopping so she can still look stylin

-top student bc shes super smart

-cant see? cant get distracted in class! listens v intently

-homoromantic/asexual and zethrid knows n loves her for it

-does not like lotor at all lmao

-thinks hes a bitch

-teaches the girls braille so they can pass notes in class and the teacher wont know what it says lmao

(more to come! stay tuned!)

(sha/la/dins dont interact)

Okay Im a dork, and I can’t resist to not show off >w< Heres a tiny teeny wip from the next art I’m currently working on. I was listening Idola Circus endlessly and I really loved those matsu expressions you see on the bottom corner, soooooooooo I decided to make a crossover art with sanses.

Meanwhile Im done with the sketching, but if you want you can guess which sans represent which matsu aheheheehee *brow wiggling* Cant wait to show the final result.

Google's Laugh (part 3)

“Serious question right now.” You look at Google intensely.

“By all means ask.” Google said calmly.

You take a deep breath and look up at him. “So best girl… Mercy or Mei.”

Google looks at you and sighs. “You know I really don’t understand the concept of that but if I were to go by stats I believe that it is Mercy.”

“Come on everyone wants her. My sweet Mei needs more love.” You are very serious about this.

As you wait for your drink you have been talking nonstop about gaming. Google talks very calmly and carefully while you have been going on like crazy. You soon realize that you have been the one talking the most and are being very energetic. You start to get self conscious about it and stop talking.

“Sorry I’m talking to much.” You blush.

“That is fine. Someone has to keep the conversation going. I am not one to pick any lively topics.” Google tells you.

“You sure about that? Cant you just do a search and find something?” You ask.

“Unless you want to talk about politics and the latest gossip on the Kardations then keep going.” Google’s eyes flashed blue as he did a search on the news.

“Well then I hope you enjoy my annoying constant talking.” You say sarcastically.

“I don’t think it is annoying.” Google assures you.

“Now you are just being too nice.” You laugh.

“No I mean it. Your chatter is quite entertaining.” Google said softly.

You look at him shy. He is not smiling really he looks serious but even so you feel your heart beat a little faster. “Umm thanks.”

The waiter brings you your Pepsi and looks at Google. “Are you sure I can’t get you anything to drink?”

“No thank you I will be fine.” Google responds.

“So are you two ready to order?” The waiter asks.

Back in the van the Googles are keeping an eye on the date. Oliver still looks nervous about it, still thinking that they should have left Google alone. Red and green on the other hand are watching the date unfold very eagerly. Red and Green watch the monitor as they snack on chips.

“You two are actually eating?” Oliver looks at them amused.

“I know we don’t usually have to eat but I am getting anxious watching this and it makes me want to eat something.” Red’s mouth is full.

“It is called stress eating and I can’t believe I am also doing it too.” Green admits but he still keeps taking in some chips. “Red we are almost out.”

“Don’t worry I have four more bags.” Red points at the stash beside him. “We have a good amount of rations to last. I got you some cookies Oliver if you want.”

“Ummm thank you Red but I am fine right now.” Yellow smiles at Red. They see you as you continue talking and listen in as you ask Google questions.

“So can you really not have water?” You ask.

“I can not. It will damage my core.” He answers.

“But you can eat?” You are curious about that.

“Yes I can. I do have a digestive track of a human and taste buds. It came with the upgrade. However I cant not have liquids. Probably something the upgrade could have added but alas. More ironically I do have the function to cry.” Google is amused looking at your amazed expression.

“You can cry? Really?” You are amazed.

“Indeed I can.” Google sighs. “I don’t know why that came with the upgrade. Maybe to make me seem more human even if I am a droid.”

“Have you ever cried before?” You look at Google curious.

“No I haven’t to be completely honest.” He admits.

“Not even for a sad movie? Stubbed your toe? Looking at a cute baby panda roll over.” You are very passionate about the panda.

“Films no, Bim cries enough for everyone and Oliver. I do experience pain but not to the extent of tears. As for pandas though they may be quite adorable I don’t understand why I would shed a tear for one.” Google lifts an eyebrow.

“Have you seen one! How can you not shed a tear for that, its that cute!” You are appalled and gasp dramatically. “But really you haven’t?”

“No. I have had no reason to.” Google shrugs.

“I see. Well who knows it can happen sooner than you think.” You tilt your head playfully.

“Maybe so.” Google said calmly.

Both of your food comes and you get the ketchup and squirt it all over your fries. When Google takes it he squirts it on the side. You notice and laugh, Google doesn’t understand why but just lets you have your fun. He begins to feel something. He doesn’t understand it but it is a gut feeling that is making him not want to eat anymore. When you laugh at something random or act intensely about something he does not understand it makes something inside of him jump. He can not pinpoint it. As you are focusing on your burger he does a quick search at his feelings. He reads through his findings sorting them out. It said how to know you have a crush on someone. Google looks at this and realizes the area he is feeling this unusual sensation at is his core. He does not have a actual heart but his core is practically it. He thinks to himself, Are these feeling of being attracted to someone?

“Are you ok Google?” You look up from your food so see Google looking down at the table looking confused, something you didn’t think you would see.

“I… I don’t know.” Google can’t even believe he actually said that. He moves out of the booth. “Will you excuse me for a moment. I need to check on something.”

“Ok… You sure your fine?” You are getting concerned.

“I just need to check something. I will be back.” Google walks outside the building and looks out into the parking lot.

“What do think is wrong?” Oliver looks at the monitor worried as Google leaves you.

“Ughhhh I don’t this.” Red is stuffing more chips into his mouth. He looks down and grabs the third bag or chips.

“Blue is never this way. We should go there and do something.” Green reaches into the chip bag Red has and come out with nothing. “Red! That’s the third bag!”

“Sorry. I cant help it.” Red already is half way through the fourth bag of chips.

“No lets give him a chance to figure this out on his own. He can do it.” Oliver is being positive but deep down he does want to help his big brother.

“Oliver I know you want to give him space but this is Google we are talking about. He doesn’t understand feelings as much as we do. Even if he tells us not to help him with it because he is the one who knows everything, this is one thing that boggles his mind.” Green sighs. “He is a proud guy but even he needs help even if he doesn’t ask for it.”

Oliver thinks about it for a moment then nods. “Ok but them wont he realize we followed him he and are spying on him.”

“Right so we need to be sneaky about it. But how-” Green is interrupted as the siding door of the van opens fast.

“I knew it was you three.” Google looks at his brothers. “I picked up your signal to the camera feed and knew it was you.”

The brothers all blush caught red handed. Red has a cookie in his mouth and holds his hands up in surrender. Green looks surprised and tries to think of a good excuse. Oliver is as always the honest one.

“I’m sorry Blue. We just wanted to see if you were going to be ok. We wanted to help you if you needed anything. I know this is still new for you and you may not understand what’s going on but we are here if you need us. I’m still sorry we-” Oliver gets cut off.

“I already knew you three would do this. It is fine. Now I need your help Yellow.” Google looks serious. Oliver begins to feel nervous, Google only calls him Yellow when he is being serious about something. Google takes a breath and looks at Oliver with a straight face. “Teach me about feelings of love.”

Cakes In The Rain Part Two

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Tony Stark X Reader
Part One
“Can you make one imagine where reader is stark’s fiancé but she stoods her up at the altar bc of a mission so she breaks off the engagement but at the end he makes up! Please.” -Anon

Six months had passed since the day that would have been your wedding. You’d used those six months to distance yourself from Tony Stark as much as you could. You’d left your job at Stark Industries and the world of technological companies all together. You knew that you’d never be able to control yourself if you were to bump into your ex-fiance, even at a work-related function. So, you threw everything you had at the fashion industry. It was something you’d dabbled in during college and something you knew Tony had no interest in.  

After changing careers you found yourself slowing dropping off each of your friends one by one. Some of them it was easy to lose as you never really talked to Clint or Natashia much to begin with. Some of the others, like Dr. Banner who you’d seen nearly every day for the past few years, left a gaping void in your life once you finally stopped returning his calls. In the end only two of them refused to let you slip out of their lives.  

For Steve that meant weekly phone calls where he would call just to check in on you. It had started a week after you were abandoned at the alter. The Captain had felt guilty for making Tony go out on a final mission on the eve of your wedding that he would call all the time to see if there was anything he could do, any way to make things up to you. Of course, there was nothing Steve had done that required forgiving and after time you grew use to talking to him. It was part of your routine.

“You know it’s been six months, Rhodey.” You sighed at your second forced best friend. You each took a step forward advancing your place in the coffee shop line. “I would completely understand if one of these days you tell me that you’ve decided to take Tony’s side and we can’t be friends anymore.”

”[Y/N], I would never do that to you.“ Rhodes insisted. "No this is what I do, it’s what I’ve always done. Taking care of Tony’s messes in what I do.”  

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“So here we are with the beautiful Alycia Debnam Carey” you say as you look at her “alot of you viewers probably know her as the badass cinnamon roll that is Lexa” she looks at you and giggles, you smile she has such a cute giggle “thanks for that introduction Y/n I needed in my life” she says “always here to please” you say jokingly “I bet” she says with a smirk, you gulp and laugh nervously she still has that smirk on “anyway I’m really gonna miss playing Lexa she was such an interesting character to play, either way she will always have a place in my heart” she says you sigh “don’t remind me” you say “now where am I gonna get all my Lexa fierceness” you continue “You don’t need a TV to get some of that Lexa fierceness like I said she will always have a place in my heart” she winks at you, oh god you think “yeah but how about Clarke she needs Lexa so that she can be happy and Clexa can be Endgame” you say, she giggles again, I could listen to her forever you think as you look down at her lips and then her eyes she smirks, shit she caught me looking you think as you blush “Lexa will always have a place in Clarke’s heart as well and hey you still have fanfiction” she says now it’s your turn to giggle, she smiles “you have a really cute giggle you know” she says you look down and blush “you’re really pretty you shouldn’t look at the ground then I cant see your face” she says as she lifts your shin up to look at her oh god she’s going to be the end of me you think as you look into her eyes you were going to start leaning in but you hear a cough you look to your right and realize that this is an interview and you two aren’t the only ones here you pull back quick I think I need the world to swallow me up now you think as you feel your face heat up right about now your sure you could see your blush from space you cough and say “so that’s all the time we have for today Alycia thanks for joining us today” you say “It was my pleasure y/n” she says “and were out” you hear and sigh “here” you hear and see Alycia holding out a pice of paper at you you take it “Call me when you have a chance” she says as she winks at you and leaves, Best Day Ever you think and smile. (I am back did you all miss me i know it’s been a while but summer is coming up soon so expect more imagines 😉) (Not my gif)

anonymous asked:

Hey can you do a jungkook smut where by you caught him watching their sex tape 🙈


catch him when he is watching porn

Since these two are similar im just going to combine them!! I hope you enjoy :)

~~ Admin Abbie

Xx Smut xX

Jungkook x Reader

I’m Here

You walked into your apartment and laid down the things you had just picked up from the store. Your boyfriend Jungkook was coming over tonight, He practically lives here so you gave him a spare key so he could come in whenever he wanted.

“Jeez he is here so much he should just start paying for the rent!”

You took out some of the things you got and started putting them away. You didn’t know when he was going to get here so you deiced to text him. You grabbed your phone and sent him a quick text.

You heard a ding from your living room and walked over to find Jungkook’s phone of the coffee table…So he is here??

“Jungkook you here??” You yelled

No response

You looked around the apartment to see if maybe he was hiding some where, When you passed your bedroom you noticed the door was closed..So he was sleeping!

You didn’t think nothing of it because you usually came home to that anyway. You opened the door and walked to see that he wasn’t sleeping but he was on the computer.

His back was turned to you and he had headphones in, No wonder he couldn’t hear you! And then it hit you! The perfect idea!! You were going to come up behind him and scare him! 

Just like how he always does that to you!! It was finally pay back time! You slowly walked over to him making sure you didn’t make any loud noises that could possible let him know of your presence.

You got closer and soon enough you were right behind him, You slowly reached your arms out but they came to a sudden stop. You didn’t pay to much attention to the computer screen at first…but when something/someone that looked exactly like you flashed on the screen it caught your attention.

You soon realized what Jungkook was watching…It was yours and his Sex tape…The one that he swore he erased and that he never was going to record anything like that again….yea it was that one….

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Sympathy for a sociopath Part 2 (Malachai Parker imagine)

Part one

Word count:992

Warnings: Violence, Swearing

Pairings: Reader X Kai. Enzo X Bonnie

Reader’s POV

He was strange. This Kai Parker. Damon says he killed his brothers and sisters then turned into a sociopath. Enzo had taken me outside whilst Damon and Stefan got more information about the ascendant. Not that I wasn’t used to watching them torture him. Enzo said he wanted to talk. “Were out of earshot now, I cant hear them which means he cant hear us, you can talk now sweetheart” he grinned at me as I sat down on the grass. “what if he really doesn’t know where the ascendant is, what if he’s not lying” I tried to reason with Enzo but nothing works. “He is a Sociopath Y/N, not some young boy we have just picked up off the street, he is dangerous!” I got these warnings from everyone I tried to reason with, especially Damon. “He doesn’t seem very evil En” His eyes softened and he sat down next to me. “Listen, I know you try to see the good in everyone, but with this one, there is no good, he is only after one thing, power.” There was no way I was going to convince him that kai is anything other than a sociopath. “Look En, I get it, he’s done some horrible things, but so has Damon and so have you, so I wouldn’t be so quick to judge him” I sighed, finally letting my frustration show. “Okay I get it, we are all bad people, but that doesn’t mean we are just going to let him go, Bonnie is over in that prison world and he is the only one who knows how to get her out, so no matter what anyone says, I am going to get her back!” he spoke through gritted teeth and his fists were clenched. “I know you love Bonnie but maybe there’s another way, maybe we could..” He rubbed his face before interrupting me, “I don’t want to hear anymore about this okay Y/N, no more talk about Kai or Bonnie or anything, and stay away from him, I’ve seen the way he eyes you like a piece of meat” with that he walked away, towards the house.

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anonymous asked:

before the tribute concert i couldnt really wrap my head around his passing but ever since it just made it REAL and it hurts so much more then it did before. nothing feels right anymore. i cant listen to anything but linkin park and im just so fucking mad that it had to be him.

And you’re angry

And you should be

It’s not fair 

Just cause you can’t see it

Doesn’t mean it isn’t there 

I know. I am fucking angry too. And I have these deals in my head where I trade my life for him to be back. And I fail to understand how can anything make any sense ever again and I question my faith in higher good and carma and all that shit. What does it even matter when he’s not here, when he had to suffer this much?? But at the end of each day I have to accept over and over again that he is gone and he is not coming back. And it fucking hurts. But I’d go through all of this every single time just to know him, just to have him in my life and in this world. It wasn’t nearly long enough, no, but he did exist, and we get to remember him forever, we get to live the rest of our lives with the knowledge that it is possible to be that strong and that good and that kind. His time here was short, but look at how many lives he has impacted/saved/changed, look at how much good he has done and is continuing to do. That has to be worth something. I wish I could change things, but everything that happened both good and bad made him a part of all of our lives and I am grateful for that and would not trade it for anything. He is gone but HE DID EXIST and that’s a miracle in itself. 


clois + supercat parallels:the symbol of the house of el means hope” (see also: the bigger picture)

Taken - Part Four

Joker x The Reader

Hey puddins! Without further ado, I present to you part four :) I apologize for the delay. School really got ahold of me, but I’m back and I hope you enjoy! Like and reblog please.. xoxo -S.


You slowly come to, with images of a bedroom flashing in and out in your vision. Everything looked foggy and your head was throbbing. You flutter your eyes open and realize you are lying on a bed. You were in a bedroom with baby pink walls. You look around to see a white vanity desk in front of a window to your left, and the opening to a closet to your right. You look down and realize that your little black dress has been replaced with baby pink shorts and a white shirt. You feel your hands restrained to shackles attached to the headboard. You shake them to see if you could release your hands but to no avail.

“HELP!” You scream out. When you part your lips to scream, you feel a burning sensation on the corners of your mouth. You lick the corners and taste the metal taste of blood.

J then walks into the doorway of the bedroom, wearing a white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and black dress pants.

“Oh fantastic, she’s awake, aaaaaand the questioning begins …. now!” he says, pointing to you, and taking a seat in the vanity chair.

“Where am I?” You ask, your voice an almost inaudible whisper.

“Right now, you’re in your bedroom in my house. City wise, you are in Gotham City.” He states.

“Why did you take me? Who even are you?” You ask, with much more power.

“Because dear, I need a kitten, and you were too irresistible to pass up. As for me, I am The Joker, The King of Gotham City, but I go by many other names- you may call me J,Mr. J, Sir, and Daddy.”

“You have to let me go! I can’t stay here!” You tell, with tears welling in your eyes.

“Ahhh, darlin. I’m afraid I can’t do that,” he says, standing up from his chair. He grabs a hand mirror off the vanity desk. “You see those marks?” He asks, holding the hand mirror in front of you, inches away from your face. Your makeup was smeared but what really caught your eye was the dark red incisions forming out of both corners of your mouth, extending your smile line. “I put a permanent smile on that pretty little face of yours. That means you’re all mine now.”

“YOU CANT DO THIS!” You scream in his face, shaking your shackled hands, trying desperately to free them.

“Kitten, I’m the king of Gotham City. I can do whatever I damn well please. Now you can be a good girl and listen to whatever I say, or daddy’s going to have to punish you. And I’d *hate* to see that happen,” he says, cracking a smile and walking back over to the vanity and placing the hand mirror back. Then you ask him the golden question.

“What happened to the others?” You say, nervously, recalling from what those people said in the club. J turns and looks at you with a surprised expression, then he cracks into a smile and releases a bellowing laugh.

“Allison, Maria, Jessica …. all of them, the poor souls. They fell *in love*, so I had to let them go,” he shrugged. “You see, a person like me doesn’t love, so there was no use for them here anymore.”

“How could anyone love a monster like you?” You growl defensively.

“Careful,” he says, pointing his finger at you, and walking towards you. He sits on the bed next to you. “Remember what daddy said about punishment. Alls ya have to do is listen to what I say, and you and I can have a really nice time together,” he says, cupping your face but you immediately wince.

He then takes your face in both of his palms and kisses you passionately. You can feel fireworks in your stomach as he presses his lips harder into yours. He runs his fingers through your hair and pulls your head back, retracting your lips from his. He then starts kissing and biting your neck and an instant rush of heat and pleasure takes over your whole body. He kisses harder and faster but then immediately pulls away. The heat is instantly lost, left with you disappointed and wanting more.

Holy shit. Did you really just enjoy making out with your kidnapper?

“Wow,” he says. “We can’t have too much fun yet. You need your rest, it’s late,” he says, getting up from the bed.

You look over at a clock on the vanity and it reads 2:36 am.

“Now I will undo these chains so you can sleep, and if you try to escape, good luck,” he chuckles. “I have henchmen all over who will gladly return you to me if they see you.” He undoes the shackles and frees your hands. J pulls up the blankets from the bed and tucks you in.

“Sleep tight angel, I’ll see you in the morning.” He places a kiss on your cheek and a tingle radiates from your cheek down to your spine. For a guy that claims he ‘doesn’t love’, he sure can be charming. He walks over to the door, turns the light off, and then shuts the door behind him. You hear his footsteps fade away down the hallway.

You turn over in the bed and lay on your side, a riptide of questions overwhelms your head. What’s going to happen to you? What is the point of J taking you as his little playmate? Why you? What would happen to you if you disobeyed him? Would he kill you? Your heart drops at the thought.

Your head was still throbbing, so you closed your eyes and gently faded away to sleep.



River & the Doctor Appreciation Day 

#2. April 19th: favourite kiss 

“How are you even doing that? I’m not really here.”
“You are always here to me, and I always listen. And I can always see you.”

anonymous asked:

So I have a crush on this classmate of mine. We talked a few times before but now she is still having her major exams while I finished mine earlier. We have not seen each other anymore since I have finished school. I dont really know what to do since we will be graduating soon and I’ll never see her again. I panic every time I see her and cant really talk. What should I do?

Ok girl listen, perfect plan! Write her a small note saying you think she’s cute and put you # so she can contact you if she wants also make sure she knows it’s from a girl in case you just put it somewhere where she can find it

It’s perfect because you’re about to graduate so if worst comes to worst you’ll never have to see her again


Requested: hi, this is long request but its been on my mind for a while. could you do one where your on tour with shawn. where shawns at rehearsal so you’re on the tour bus waiting. you try to stay awake to see him once he finishes but you cant so you fall asleep on the little couch thing in there curled up in his sweater listening to his album on your phone. he finishes his rehearsal comes back to see you sleeping (he smiles) moves you to his bunk and falls asleep with his arms around you. Please 💓


You’re on tour with your boyfriend. Its really great that you get to see tons of cool places and you get to travel with him, but sometimes it can get really boring. You spend a lot of time waiting for him when he’s doing press or rehearsing. Tonight is no different. It’s already midnight, but Shawn is still in rehearsal. You’re waiting for him on the bus because you want to stay up to see him when he gets out. You’re watching videos on your macbook, when you realize you’re cold. After looking everywhere for your sweatshirt, you can’t find it. However, you find Shawn’s laying on the counter where he left it. You pull it on and breathe in his scent still on it. You close your computer and curl up cozily on the couch. While you wait for Shawn, you decide to play his album on your phone. You don’t realize you’ve fallen asleep until you hear the bus door open and voices come onto the bus. You open your eyes to see Shawn smiling down at you.

“What are you doing out here, babe?” He asks you since you’re on the couch and not in your bunk.

“I wanted to wait for you to come back before I went to bed,” You answer sleepily.

“You’re sweet.” He replies, leaning down and picking you up into his arms. He carries you to his bunk and kisses your forehead. “I’ll be right back.” He says before disappearing. You’re about to drift back to sleep when Shawn returns. He had changed and brushed his teeth, now he crawls in next to you, both of you barely fitting on the skinny bunk. He takes the outside so you won’t be the one to fall of the bunk.

He wraps his arms around you, and holds you close to his warm body. “Goodnight (Y/n), I love you.”

“Love you,” You manage to mumble back before drifting off to sleep.