you cant be 20

自分の携帯で写メ全然とってなかった…!!もらいものお姉さんズ〜!川島のレッスン着はアニメのだよ〜  峰‏ @mine_seventeen

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When Park Jimin gets flustered over Jeon Jungkook’s excessive boldness…

(or when Jeon becomes too agressive it scares the hell out of Park Jimin)

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this reminds me of supermega every fucking time i see it

My mom’s talking to some auntie about how she was told by another auntie a long time ago, that you have to get girls married by 18-20, or else you cant control them (as in you can’t get them married off at all) or they have so many demands that you can’t get them married off.

So you have to get girls married off early, because otherwise they might wake up and realize they deserve better men or not to be with men at all. And everyone is piss scared that women will choose not to be with men.

Tell me again women aren’t forced from birth, groomed from birth to eventually be with men.

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Suzuki Tatsuhisa and Shimazaki Nobunaga in Orenchi no Furo Jijou Specials (Subbed by me!)

Tatsu sama!!! お誕生日おめでとう!!! ♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡
please continue to be your wonderful do-S self and always smile as much as you do when you’re with your cute kouhai chan~

Suzuki Tatsuhisa requested by zero-or-chie 

umehara yuichiro part here 
hanae natsuki part here 

5 Seconds after he finished his Character...
  • DM: So a mysterious man walks past the party, with a long flowing cloak, carrying a metal briefcase.
  • DM: (Elias that's your character)
  • Noah: Hey! Where are you going with that briefcase?
  • Elias: I'm just attending to some... business.
  • Merlin: It's the bomb.
  • Noah: I use my Jedi Mind Tricks to make Elias eat the bomb.
  • Elias: WHAT NO YOU CANT DO THAT
  • Noah: *rolls a nat 20*
  • Elias: ...
  • DM: Noah uses Jedi Mind Tricks and makes Elias swallow the briefcase whole, detonating the bomb, killing his character and destroying one of the corners of the casino. It begins to topple over.
  • Elias: ...Do I have to make new character?
  • DM: Yes.
Dear Hoteps

The majority of Africans currently born in the Americas are from WEST and CENTRAL Africa. There is nothing wrong with celebrating the greatness of Black Egypt (as they are your distant ancestors) but you are not Egyptian. 

If you cant name off at least 20 African countries, 5 different African cultures, 5 historical kingdoms, events, and/or leaders, and 5 different resources from around the African continent; one from each African region (North, South, East, West, and Central), all off the top for your head; you don’t know shit about your people. 

If you take the time to research the rest of the continent you will also find that some of your restricting ideologies of black women and black LGBT are of European descent and not pro black.


Gender roles were diverse in precolonial Africa.  Many African cultures ran on a matriarchy as well as a patriarchy. Black women had their own organizations, government systems, and even ran economies. In some cultures, women were fighters, warriors, and frontliners. They weren’t bound to stand behind men. Many African cultures saw women as the closest thing to “god” and certain spiritual practices, such as libations, were poured only by women.This was a mindset destroyed by European conquest. In the fight to reclaim our cultural identity, African women have the right to choose the state of being that caters to both their blackness and womanhood. If a woman decides to respectfully stand in front, beside, or behind a man, that is her ancestor approved right. If you preach against this, you are not pro black. You are pro black man….barely. Real men of substance are not so easily threatened. 


LGBT is not foreign to Africa, it was there before colonialism. Africans are not new to sex, something established by NATURE, not by man. Africans, ***INCLUDING THE EGYPTIANS****  explored sex within and outside their gender. Africans were able to identify with genders outside their own, and their community would honor that. Polygamy and Polyandry existed before European presence. As did cross-dressing. European conquest promoted LGBT-phobia through CHRISTIANITY. Who is going to Africa RIGHT NOW preaching hate, and VIOLENCE towards the LGBT community? The church. You give Europeans too much power. You honestly think they created something as basic as sexual orientation? In the fight to reclaim our cultural identity, black people have their ancestor approved right to be ALL of who they are. If you preach against this, you are not pro black. You are pro black heterosexual…..barely, a heterosexual person of substance is not so easily threatened. 


You still hide behind European ideologies, because it puts you on top. Community and family structure are important but we knew how to respect an individual for who they were. You are not pro black, you are not pro hotep, you are simply a disgrace to your ancestors because you are still pro colonialism.

These are just a few things wrong with your “hotep” notion. However, I wont undermine an attempt at restoring our cultural roots, so a word of advice: bring that crazy back a bit, live and let live (ONE OF THE MOST SUPREME AFRICAN PRINCIPLES), and start digging deeper. You are only brushing the surface. 


Igbo, Tuareg, Masai, Akan, Mbundu,  Bene, Bulu, Fang, Jaunde, Mokuk, Mwele, Ntum and Pangwe, Nilotico Lango, Bahima, Azande, Kiisi, Banyoro, Langi, Nuer, Kuria, Benin, Cape Bantu, Kikuyu, Egba, Dahomey, Yoruba, etc, etc, etc, etc, ETC, ET CETERA.

lets just get this straight:

if youre a minor and consider yourself asexual, think about all the reasons you may not feel sexual attraction

maybe its trauma, maybe its being a late bloomer, maybe you really havent found “the right person” yet so you havent felt comfortable exploring that part of yourself- hell, maybe you really are asexual

but you cant possibly know that until your brain has fully developed. im still 20 so i dont even know if im really asexual or if i just havent developed enough to fully understand sex, or if its one of the reasons i listed above. no one can really know until theyve fully matured, and that happens around the age of 21.

and for the love of g-d, adults, stop telling children that if they dont experience sexual attracton that they must be asexual. theyre children. they arent SUPPOSED to feel sexual attraction until around the age of 17-18. our society already oversexualizes teenagers, they dont need even more voices to tell them that theyre sexual beings unless stated otherwise

{1} Shit-Chat (Hamilton x Reader)

(A/N): FILLER THAT WILL EXPLAIN ITSELF ON THE WAY ENJOY THE NEW SERIES I RUSHED THIS ONE IM SORRY ILL FIX PLOT HOLES LATER

ROLE-CALL

ItsCold: Aaron Burr. Older twin brother to Theodosia Burr. Single. Male, Queer (has never specified), he/him.

Hamilsin: Alexander Hamilton. In a relationship with John Laurens, used to be poly with Elizabeth Schuyler. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

TurtleneckSwtr: John Laurens. In a relationship with Alexander Hamilton, used to be poly with Elizabeth Schuyler. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

BettyBets: Elizabeth “Eliza” Schuyler. Middle child Schuyler. In a relationship with Maria Reynolds, used to be ploy with Alexander and John. Female, Demisexual/Pansexual, she/her.

AngelTheAngle: Angelica Schuyler. Eldest Schuyler. Single. Female, Bicurious, she/her.

Pegster: Margarita “Peggy” Schuyler. Youngest Schuyler. Single. Demigirl, Panromantic, she/her or they/them.

Rad_Baugette: Marquis de Lafayette. In a relationship with Hercules Mulligan. Androgynous, Pansexual, they/them.

Hunkcules: Hercules Mulligan. In a relationship with Lafayette. Male, Pansexual. he/him.

GWashingturnt: George Washington. Married to Martha Washington. Male, Queer (has never specified), he/him.

mommamartha: Martha Washington. Married to George Washington. Female, Bisexual, she/her.

RedViVibes: Thomas Jefferson. In a relationship with James Madison. Male, Pansexual, he/him.

Jemmy_MadHatter/JemmyAndJams/JamesTheJem: James Madison. In a relationship with Thomas. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

KingOfAll: George Frederick. (aka King George iii). Single. Male, bisexual (mostly gay tho), he/him.

BonBonjour: Louis-Auguste Capet (aka Louis XVI of France aka the French king during the American Revolution). Single. Male, asexual, he/him.

Theodopesia: Theodosia Bartow Burr. Younger twin sister to Aaron Burr. Single. Demigirl, bisexual, she/her.

Mariatheliar: Maria Reynolds. In a relationship with Eliza, noteable high school sweetheart of Alexander. Female, bisexual, she/her.

DotDotDolley: Dolley Payne. Single. Female, gray-panromantic, she/her or they/them.

And finally

momma(Name): (Name) (Last Name). Single (for now). Gender non-conformative (for the sake of this fic), pansexual (for the sake of this fic), they/them (for the sake of this fic)

~~

Hamilsin opened a new group chat!

Hamilsin added ItsCold, BettyBets, AngeltheAngle, Pegster, Rad_Baugette, Hunkcules, RedViVibes, Jemmy_MadHatter, Mariahtheliar, TurtleneckSwtr, GWashingturnt, mommamartha, KingOfAll, BonBonjour, Theodopesia, DotDotDolly, and momma(Name) to the group chat!

Hamilsin renamed the group chat!

#TeamCoca

ItsCold: What is this

ItsCold: Why so many people

Pegster: ITS GONNA GET L I T

AngeltheAngle: shut up peggy ur only 20 you cant get lit

Hamilsin: that?? saltiness?? is?? not?? Needed??

Pegster: is this still about your wheat thins

Pegster: im sorry about your wheat thins

TurtleneckSwtr: IM SCREAMING THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE HERE

momma(Name): #ripAngelicaswheatthins

Hamilsin: why do you have matching usernames with my mom??

Mariahtheliar: ow???

RedViVibes: ow????

Hamilsin: EW EW EW GET THOTMAS AWAY FROM ME

RedViVibes: OW????

Jemmy_MadHatter: Who changed my username and why?

Jemmy_MadHatter: Also, Alex stop being so fucking salty.

Jemmy_MadHatter: I have receipts.

Pegster: wow okay jeMMY

TurtleneckSwtr: don’t mess with james he will drag you

momma(Name): please don’t hurt me

Jemmy_MadHatter: i will never <333

momma(Name): <33333

RedViVibes: </3

Jemmy_MadHatter: <3333333333333333

Hamilsin: ewww mom they are doing the love thing

RedViVibes: Alex I will legit run into your dorm room and fight you

BettyBets: what

BettyBets: please dont

BettyBets: like dont

RedViVibes: why are you in there??

Hamilsin: WHY ARE YOU IN THERE??

BettyBets: um,,

Rad_Baugette: No reason ;)

momma(Name): please don’t do that it makes me uncomfortable

Pegster: (Name) you say that about everyone

momma(Name): yeah because im  / / e d g y \ \

Hamilsin: stop.

AngeltheAngle: ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

AngeltheAngle: THIS IS THE REAL ME

GWashingturnt: Um get off your phone please.

GWashingturnt: Miss Angelica we’re supposed to be reading please stop I can hear something youthful and hip playing back there.

ItsCold: I CAN HEAR IT OH NO ANGELICA

AngeltheAngle: OH YES ANGELICA

AngeltheAngle: IT ABOUT GONNA BE THE FORMATION TOUR IN THIS J OI NT

Pegster: I WANT TO JOIN OMG

Pegster: QUEEEEEEN

KingOfAll: I see the word queen im here

Hamilsin: hi rich white kid

KingOfAll: hi young minority upstart :D

Rad_Baugette: WOW THANKS FOR MAKING IT HIT HOME

Hamilsin: ouCH

BettyBets: tbh isnt that all of us except for george??

GWashingturnt: ???

BettyBets: no you’re George

BettyBets: the white rich British kid is george

momma(Name): ya’ll its almost 4 am where I am please shut up

Pegster: YE E T

honestly people who think hogwarts had a 5 boys and 5 girls student limitation per house every year make me so uncomfortable, like do yall think the wizard population had an even number of 20 female and 20 male babies every year in order to fit the placements, or that there were kids that didnt get in because oh no timothy theres already 20 boys here, you cant go through the platform! how would they even do sorting, would they just take every wizard kid who’s 11 and then martha gets sorted into hufflepuff but oh no! theres already 5 other girls who’ve been sorted into hufflepuff, martha’s gonna have to go home and come back next year :( like, harry’s year happened to have five boys in gryffindor that doesnt mean it was always like that can i please stop hearing about the 5th gryffindor boy during marauder era

“Thorns exist to protect the Roses.”

Companion Piece to: Lapis Nouveau