you can't unsee it

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Hairstyles and realizations

I present to you the following Facts:

- Dirk throws the stars and stripes shirt at Todd, and Todd is still holding it when Dirk starts the car and pulls out of the parking space

- When they reach their destination, Todd is wearing the shirt

- At some point during the same car journey, they switched places so that Todd was driving (”I stopped the car to check the map, and you got out to start digging!”)

- Despite Dirk’s terrible driving that first time in episode one, Todd seems happy to let him drive at the beginning of episode five, until this car journey, when he apparently decides Dirk is never allowed to drive again (”Dirk’s outside. Can you take him? Hes not good with… cars”)

Ergo, vis-a-vis, I forward a theory:

- Todd took his shirt off mid-car journey and Dirk veered off the road, nearly killing them both, at the sight of his compactly muscled body

Thank you for your time 

Meanwhile, over in the Inn during the Beach Scene
  • Aedion: what was the weather supposed to be again for tonight?
  • Dorian: calm and clear...why?
  • Lysandra: *evil grin*
  • Aedion: well, if I haven't accidentally gotten drunk and started hallucinating, there appears to be a miniature fire hurricane going down over on the beach where... *face turns pale*
  • Dorian: well then
  • Lysandra: *giggles*
  • Aedion: *bangs head on nearest wall*
  • Dorian: just don't let them know we saw. We have to remain inconspicuous
  • Lysandra: I agree, so Aedion, you have to unsee EVERYTHING
  • Aedion: *still banging head against wall* CAN'T! *bang* my eyes *bang* MY EYES!! *bang* this is worse than the nightgown incident
  • Lysandra: *grins even wider*
  • Dorian: I didn't hear about this! Lysandra. Spill.
  • Aedion: Why me? Why me?!?!
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Rare Footage Of Jonathan Crane and Jervis Tetch Playing "Toxic" by Britney Spears On the Violin

Jonathan (left) & Jervis (right). I guess time Arkham gives you lots of time to practice violin?

I JUST SAW SPIDER MAN: HOMECOMING IT WAS INCREDIBLE!!
Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker, the best Spider Man out there hands down!!! (My heart broke and I had tears in my eyes at some parts of the movie, because of his acting like oh my god!! I love him???)
And man, I wish we could’ve seen more Tony because I FUCKING LOVE TONY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE AND I WISH THERE WAS MORE TONY LIKE YOU ANTIS DRAMATIZED WITH YOUR SHIT TALKS BUT WHATEVER HE WAS STILL AMAZING