you can't tell me you don't enjoy this

  • *in the Defenders' hideout aka Colleen's dojo*
  • Colleen: *sees Luke Cage walk into the room and smiles when she gets an evil idea*
  • Colleen (to Misty): Misty, don't say anything to Luke. Just watch this.
  • Misty: Wait, what are you-
  • Colleen: Hey Danny! You mind telling Luke about your new favorite thing you discovered about America? (whispering to Misty) Just watch this.
  • Danny (opens his eyes and stops meditating): OOH, I'd love to! Hey Luke, Colleen introduced me to coffee!
  • Luke (suspicious): ...she did?
  • Danny: Yup, we weren't allowed to enjoy coffee back at K'un L'un. But now, I can't help myself! I've already gotten coffee with Colleen, Claire, Trish, Jessica, Karen, Malcolm, Matt, Elektra-
  • Luke: WITH MATT?
  • Danny: Um...yeah? He was thirsty. Anyways, you wanna get some coffee?
  • Luke: Uhhhh-
  • Danny: Colleen and Claire can get coffee with us!
  • Luke: UHHHHHHHH.
  • Colleen and Misty: *laughing their asses off in the back, with Misty high-fiving Colleen*
meme asks
  • dickbutt: do you avoid topics that might make others uncomfortable?
  • doge: what pets do you want?
  • get out me car: can you drive?
  • luigi death stare: if you dislike someone, how can they tell?
  • madden gifs: do people around you take you seriously?
  • minerals: what can't you live without?
  • noot noot: if you don't know what to say, are there any filler words or noises you overuse?
  • not all men: when people are ignorant, do you try to educate them?
  • nyoom: do you enjoy going fast?
  • skeleton war: what do you expect to happen when you die?
  • slime man: have you ever played a prank on someone?
  • spoopy: what words do you frequently misspell or misuse?
  • starter pack: describe your typical outfit
  • sure jan: in what situations do you lie?

anonymous asked:

Do you think wearing makeup is anti feminist? Because I consider myself a feminist, but I've had several people tell me I can't wear makeup and be a feminist. I don't think I should have to defend myself over something I enjoy doing.

I wear so much makeup it’s probably ridiculous. Anyone who tells you that to be a feminist you can’t wear makeup up, or feminine clothing or *insert absurd example here* literally needs to stop. There is no rule book with a dress code for feminism. A feminist respects people’s choices for their bodies as long as no one is being hurt. Wear as much makeup as you want! Heck do one of those 100 layers of makeup challenges and tell them to leave you be! 

-The Daily Feminist

Matthew Daddario Quotes Pt. 2
  • "Is my butt my pumpkin?"
  • "Handing out side-eye like gravity pulls left."
  • "Go kiss a train!"
  • "Can I book this lady for my next birthday?"
  • "Punching isn't solving problems as much as usual."
  • "It's nice when you haven't read a book in ten years so you forget most of it and it's like reading it anew."
  • "Man, that was a sweaty, shirtless day."
  • "I'm not resisting this?"
  • "Vampires are cats?"
  • "Sometimes I write out the description of the face."
  • "You guys keep calling me a dork. Kind of a bummer."
  • "Like with the VROOM thing?"
  • "What if they don't like the same food as me? I can't handle that kind of let down."
  • "Plants are green sometimes."
  • "Oh, that's inappropriate!"
  • "They always open their mouths and they do this, 'Don't bother me!'"
  • "I get to travel more and learn about plants."
  • "If anyone reads this, don't curse. It's bad, and if you all start doing it all the time it won't be as fun when I do it."
  • "Still at home, making pickles."
  • "It helps if you imagine all the pigeons coo'ing at you and they just don't annunciate the 'L'."
  • "I just really want them to find Genghis Khan's tomb this year."
  • "Just chop the hand off to stop the spread."
  • "I'm sure many people have asked themselves that question when they were about 12 and thought 'Oh, what a great thought that was' and I just said it when I'm 29."
  • "They're definitely going at it head first."
  • "Tall guy and little dude need a cop show spin-off."
  • "I'm gonna press the button. Here we go. That's not a button."
  • "This is so deranged! What a sick thing."
  • "I'm a little more professional. I don't giggle when someone says something funny."
  • "Why do people play this game?"
  • "This has been a stressful experience."
  • "I must be really into burning the roof of my mouth when I eat pizza because I never. Freaking. Learn."
  • "Makes me wanna go to sleep."
  • "I don't understand what that sentence means."
  • "Is an eggplant really a plant? Has it in its name, but it's not an egg."
  • "So many lame puns to write, so many buns to touch."
  • "I was allowed to curse there."
  • "Hot sauce in my bag at all times. Always have hot sauce."
  • "I don't know the Pokemon situation. I'm not gonna lie."
  • "This is a morbid question."
  • "That's some information about plants."
  • "My mom is more impressive than your mom. That's truth."
  • "Yo, tall guy, you gonna use your words this episode to solve problems? Improve relationships?"
  • "This feels like a very personal question, BuzzFeed. I am tempted to make something up."
  • "Honestly, city people! Am I right?"
  • "My friend would punch me in the face."
  • "This is the plus happiness rune."
  • "I'm pressing the button! Beep!"
  • "I'm not gonna take off my shirt. Come on."
  • "Just threw so much shade that she's gonna have to take vitamin D supplements for life."
  • "Don't say inappropriate things on here. Come on, guys!"
  • "Dates are stressful. Just go home and see what happens."
  • "Literally just told you not to do that."
  • "If you don't agree, whatever!"
  • "Are these pop culture references that I'm not getting?"
  • "Lucky I'm here to provide therapy."
  • "They are getting a little sweaty and enjoying themselves together."
  • "Twins are sometimes made when an egg splits, I think."
  • "I can't reblog it because it would be narcissistic."
  • "Harry and Isaiah, who are not here, which is a bummer."
  • "I can't remember my first date. I'm sure it went splendidly."
  • "He's back home in London! Home of the world's largest skillet!"
  • "Wacky antics! Misunderstandings! Sexy interlopers!"
  • "Tell me how much you loved my sleeping."
  • "Teen dot com doesn't know their internet slang like we do!"
  • "Maybe he needs more of those forced memory flashbacks. Those seem healthy."

sesphi  asked:

I've been reading your Daycare AU and I can't help but wonder... Who was Katsuki's childrens' mother? You don't have to tell me if it's revealed in the story, since I'm not that far into it.

I’m happy you’re reading my Bakudeku Daycare AU fic. I hope you’re enjoying! :D However, the topic of Katsuki’s childrens’ biological mother is still a secret to be revealed in the story. Right now, I only talked about the biological mother of Katsuki’s two kids Hanabi and Ketteiki once, but more shall be revealed soon. Thank you for asking though and I hope you enjoy the further chapters! -Unoutan

aheartfilledwithlight  asked:

i think my family might be a little sick of me talking about "that author i follow on the internet" but i just can't stop because your stories, both fictional and autobiographical, are always the best. i don't know why people feel the need to accuse you of lying about them. even if you were (which i know you aren't) what's wrong with just enjoying an entertaining story? the internet is not a truth-telling competition

Mostly, I think it’s a combination of trying to seem cool and sour grapes–a mix of “why does this person get to be ‘Internet famous’ and I don’t?” and “nothing that cool ever happens to me.”

Here is a secret: things that are that cool happen to everyone.  It’s just a matter of paying attention to the world and taking advantage of opportunities, and then learning how to retell the events in an entertaining, still accurate manner.

anonymous asked:

why can't you ship a healthy ship ffs i don't know?? there are dozens of healthy ships here in snk but you had to go for the abusive, pedophile, disgusting one ffs

Omygod listen boo, I’m an adult. I don’t need anyone here to tell me what I can and cannot ship, and I especially don’t need it from you. 

Ereri is the ship that I like, so that’s what I’m gonna ship and I ENJOY it. So don’t come here to try and lecture me about what’s right and wrong because it isn’t gonna change my mind :)

It’s really bothering me that there are people out there telling others they’d have “no standards” if they listen to pop music, especially if it’s musicians like Shawn Mendes or groups like Little Mix

Just because you can’t identify with that music it doesn’t mean it’s shit, so please let people enjoy the things they love

anonymous asked:

ok here's the thing. i really love you and your blog, i love your aesthetic and your characters, but Plance makes me SO uncomfy because of the age Pidge is supposed to be (under 18, Lance being at least 18). i don't want to unfollow you after all this time but being on mobile, i can't blacklist the ship ;~; and i don't wanna tell you not to enjoy the ship, that's mean of me. what do you suggest i do?

Firstly, I’m flattered that you enjoy my blog so much. And I appreciate your coming to me personally so we can work this out like adults (even though I have no idea how old you actually are, but I digress)rather than taking part in the already overwhelming amount of fandom drama. So thank you for that.

Secondly, as a Pidgance shipper myself - and somebody who absolutely does NOT condone adult/child relationships - please allow me a second of your time to first attempt to solve the issue at it’s source, so there’s a possibility you may not have to work around it at all. 

See, the big problem with the Pidgance ship is less in the ship itself, and more in the way that some fans tend to inaccurately interpret it.

A lot of people view it as this:

When in reality, it’s really as simple as this:

We know very little about the Voltron characters, and one of the biggest missing links in terms of character info is the specific ages of the paladins. But here’s the thing, we DO have enough canon evidence to determine one thing: they’re all teenagers (Shiro being just slightly older, I wanna say 22 at the oldest).

You said above that the reason Pidgance as a ship makes you uncomfortable is solely because Lance is “at least 18″. But the thing is, there’s no supporting info for that claim. The most we’ve been given in terms of ‘specifics’ is that he’s in his “late teens”. In fact, it’s actually much more likely that he might be 16-17, at MOST. Which, in my opinion, is much more believable, because he appears to be somewhere in the high-school age region.

Pidge is, at the youngest, 14. That’s not canon, per se, but it’s the general consensus. A 14-year-old is still considered a teenager and-as I’ve stated before-is actually the age of the average high-school freshman in the US. So, they’re both within the high-schooler age range. They could be, at most, 5 years apart (which is honestly not that big a gap to start) in season 1, but it’s more plausible that the difference is closer to 2-3 years. Now consider how that gap will shrink as they age. Because the “teenager” age range is so small and such a crucial point for a person’s development, we tend to view the age gaps as being bigger than they actually are. Sure, when she’s 14, Pidge seems like a child still, but in less than a year she’ll be 15…which is within the age range of the average disney heroine who- more often than not- has an older love interest. See what I’m getting at here?

Me, personally, I don’t even much like the idea of Pidge and Lance getting together until several seasons have passed and they’ve both had a chance to mature some. And by the time I’d like to see something happen between them, they’d both be well old enough. So the fact that she’s (widely believed to be) 14 at this point in the series really isn’t even relevant to me. It’s not a big enough gap to be concerning in my opinion. If she were 12 or younger (or if Lance was older than we can justly assume he is), I would absolutely be opposed to it, but that’s not the case. And given the fact that my own parents are TEN years apart, I think 2-5 years is, honestly, not a big deal.


So, I hope that’s helped you see the ship in a less discomforting light. 

Note:The point of this analysis really wasn’t to make you like the ship (although that’d be a cool result), it’s only meant to clear up some of the big misconstrued facts surrounding the ship and its legitimacy. Also, to reiterate the fact that I DO NOT support ships that consist of a child and an adult, and if that were the case with Pidgance, I WOULD NOT ship it. I’ve done my research, no morals are being compromised in the shipping of these characters.

However, if for any reason you still are strongly opposed to this ship, that’s fine. My cup of tea doesn’t have to be yours. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot that I can do in the way of helping you avoid it while still enjoying my content, tumblr is fairly limited in that respect. I could recommend that you track some of my personalized tags so you can be aware of when something of a particular theme is posted? Maybe bookmark my blog’s tag searches so you can just pop in for updates? Or, you could email the staff and see if they can help with your mobile blacklisting issue. That’s all I can really think of to work around the problem, love, I’m sorry I can’t be of more help.

Have a nice day, and God bless <3

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to tell you how brilliant Always Human is. I'm getting close to the end and it's making me feel depressed but I can't stop reading. The art is unlike anything I've seen before and I wish they had more WEBTOONs like it. This story has me feeling a very special way everytime I finish a chapter and I don't want the feeling to go away when I read the final one. Thanks for this story please continue writing

Awww, thank you so much, you’re very kind <3

I do hope you will enjoy the ending - I think that with a satisfying ending the feelings don’t go away, they just just curl up inside your heart and keep you warm forever. Hopefully I was able to do something like that :)

And I definitely, definitely want to continue writing. I have so many stories I can’t wait to tell!

anonymous asked:

Can I confess something?? I feel like at this point, the YOI fandom already chock full of headcannons and localization, also there are some writers whose stories i already followed, i feel like their writing became more... mechanical? Cynical? It's.. like just a checklist of plots and pandering stuff (thank god it's over). There are a lot of new stuff that only use character tropes and tottaly overplays it to the point they ignored the characterization in the show. Sorry, i'm ranting so much,

I feel like I deserve this ask because I complain about characterization all the time, and that is fair. But anon, I’m going to tell you something you aren’t going to enjoy, and that is this:

if you don’t like how people write your favorite characters, write them yourself.

Now I agree it is much nicer to just read, to pick and chose out of an unending smorgasbord of content. But if you don’t like the menu, it’s a hell of a lot more useful to get into the kitchen and start cooking. Fandom isnt a restaurant, it’s a potluck.

anonymous asked:

What does a guy mean when he says "What are your expectations with respect of appreciation for your time?" Is he asking if I expect cash or gifts? Because I wanna tell him I expect cash but don't know how to go about it since I can't exactly decode what he said /:

Hi! Thanks for reaching out to me!

This guy you’re talking to has phrased his question rather questionably! I can see why you would hesitate and feel confused; but yes, I do think he is asking you to toss out your desires in this relationship, whether he’s talking about shopping or just straight up cash.
You can say something like,
“ What I desire in this arrangement, (besides having fun and enjoying ourselves together), would be a little financial assistance. I, [ Insert personal reason or motivation for the money here], and would greatly appreciate it if you can support me in my efforts. I think [ Insert per meet or per month allowance here] would be suitable for me. Is that fine for you?”

Hopefully you guys can pursue a good arrangement!

Good luck!



the signs as things they've said to me lately
  • aries: if you got my face tattooed on your ass i'd finally be the assface i was born as.
  • taurus: you have to come inside and say bye to everyone or i'll start a rumor that you died.
  • cancer: no yall don't understand, i've had a LOT of wine.
  • leo: i can't find my sweatpants and i need to share my confusion and rage.
  • virgo: you can either be homeless or be a dick, you gotta pick a struggle.
  • libra: how am i always the middle man? this is like my parents divorce.
  • scorpio: i don't remember a lot but i know a lap dance was involved somewhere down the line.
  • sagittarius: think of what you could do with that kind of money. you could go enjoy a boat ride. or buy a sword. or a cool statue.
  • capricorn: i could totally do that but see i just don't want to
  • aquarius: it's not just stars and palm readers damnit it's science!
  • pisces: i mean i know i was weeping five minutes ago but i'm fine now!
Supernatural pt.2 {Sentence Starters}
  • "Why are they standing so close together?"
  • "Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies!"
  • "You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. I don't."
  • "That is some of the worst fan-fiction I have ever heard."
  • "I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam. It remembers me."
  • "Call if you need me, but if you try to come after me I will shoot you in the leg."
  • "Look. I mean, there's got to be an explanation for this."
  • "I mean, seriously, where did your friend find this garbage?"
  • "What, are you going for, like, the Guinness record of caffeine consumption?"
  • "Wow, think we're a little under dressed?"
  • "You know, I got a little anxious, I just wanted to make sure it was done right."
  • "I won’t bother you. What do you care?"
  • "You don’t even know if this is going to work, do you?"
  • "I know you think you’re going try and fix me, but did it never occur to you maybe I don’t want to be fixed?"
  • "So what are you gonna do? You gonna kill me?"
  • "You notice I tried to get as far away from you possible?"
  • "You have no idea what you walked into here, do you? None."
  • "Do you ever tire of urinating? I'll never get used to it."
  • "Since when have you ever complained about being around food?"
  • "But what I do, I do because it's the right thing. I'd do it again."
  • "Please tell me, what is the upside of me being alive?"
  • "You didn't want to be alone, and that's what all this boils down to. You can't stand the thought of being alone."
  • "It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you."
  • "Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner, I'm all ears."
  • "Just take it easy. We got a slight change of plan."
  • "Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!"
  • "It looked to me like you were enjoying it. Maybe too much."

sunflowerolive  asked:

So, I'm a firm asexual and before you think I'm scolding you or insulting you for your smut because of my sexuality, let me finish. As an asexual, sex like... repels me. It does and I admit it, but the way you write is so beautiful. You capture so many details and it's something I seriously enjoy despite my sexuality. I can't express how amazed I was with you when I stumbled upon your blog. Your work is amazing, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, dear. I love your work. Have a wonderful day!!

omg this was seriously so sweet! but also know that i would never judge anyone for their sexuality ever!! i’m glad you find enjoyment in some of my fics, it means a lot! maybe it’s a possibility that (totally not trying to assume anything here!!! only making the observation bc my fics tend to be very angsty / fluffy / emotional, so i’m kind of just stemming from that lol) maybe is it that you enjoy the romantic aspects of relationships but just not the sex part? i’ve actually met a few people who identify as asexual and we’ve talked openly, and some of them explain how asexual does not necessarily equal aromantic. they enjoy the nice parts of having a companion / permanent fixture in their lives, just not the sexual aspects. but it’s totally okay if that’s not what you enjoy either! if it makes you happy then that’s all that really matters! have a wonderful day as well, lovely!!

anonymous asked:

I'm having an incredibly shitty day. I hope yours is going better than mine. I also miss Clexa terribly...would you just tell me any kind of body language fun fact type things about Clexa please? Anything that comes to mind. It would cheer me up.

Awww baby boo I’m so sorry. I can’t think of any body language stuff off the top of my head but I do have something I’ve never discussed.

So, do you remember many folks in the fandom calling city of light Lexa “not real” and saying she was only of Clarke’s mind? Well that’s not possible. Clarke never, ever saw ALIE. If Becca - or for that matter Lexa - wasn’t “real” then how the hell did Clarke see Becca. How would she have made up what Becca looked like if she never saw ALIE? So that means that Lexa’s consciousness is truly within the flame. That a part of her is really still alive. (Wait was the flame destroyed? Where is it, who has it?). But I saw so many saying that the Lexa we knew was gone. How’s that? Her physical form is gone but she still exists, in the flame…

Prince of Persia {Sentence Starters}
  • "You're welcome to search me for it. You'll have to be very thorough."
  • "I had no choice but to leave you."
  • "You tell me everything. No more games, no more lies."
  • "What you're looking at is the walk of a man who just lost everything."
  • "I believe we make our own destiny, princess."
  • "It sounds as if you've discovered something here."
  • "Who said you were a beauty?"
  • "All more proof you're insane."
  • "See what you were looking for?"
  • "I- I don't trust you. And you're not my type."
  • "If you're gonna kill me, best you do it now."
  • "Why do you look so impressed?"
  • "You have an unfortunate lack of curiosity."
  • "How taken you were with my fainting act, eagerly leaping to assist the fallen beauty."
  • "Don't make the mistake of thinking you know me."
  • "As hard as it is for me to admit, you were right."
  • "I've heard all these terrible stories of this place."
  • "Oh, wonderful speech. Rousing!"
  • "How can I trust the man who breached the walls of my city?"
  • "Give me the strength not to kill her."
  • "So you're going to leave me here, in the middle of nowhere?"
  • "Has anyone ever told you that you talk too much?"
  • "There must be a reason why you can't take your eyes off me."
  • "You enjoy telling me what to do."
  • "That's a short time for a man to change so much."
  • "What does your precious honor have to say about that?"