you can't teach heart

  • fbi agent with gun to my head: TELL US HOW YOU DID IT
  • me: just fucking pull the trigger
  • fbi agent: *cocks gun* YOU THINK YOU'RE BAD? YOU THINK WE HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE?
  • me: *swings my yo-yo really fast and knocks him out* Hate has consumed you... I can't teach you how to walk the dog... Yo-yo requires heart and that's left you years ago
  • fbi agent: *sobbing*