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Reasons to be happy today:

  • Tim’s groceries magically appear on his kitchen table every Monday afternoon. He doesn’t really know how they get there, but he doesn’t question it because he assumes Alfred brings them by. He’s wrong (zombie squad back at it again with the aggressive care taking).
  • Number of times Wayne Industries employees have walked in on Tim power-napping on the break room couches: nine. In the past month. It’s cool. They’re used to it by now. They know to let him sleep.
  • When Dick first started hanging around the Batcave, he decided he should design his own secret fortress, but (being an eight year old), his idea of the perfect hideout was… interesting.
  • “And this is the medical bay, and this is the armory, and this is the moat with the MAN-EATING GUARD CROCODILES.” “I’m pretty sure this where I tell you no.” “No crocodiles?” “No crocodiles.” “Okay ROBOT CROCODILES.” [Bruce sighing]
  • But it’s still an official blueprint, right? Crayon drawing or not, it has to go with all the other plans. Which means it’s been hanging up in the cave for the last decade and
  • Yeah, all the other kids have seen it. And they’re keeping the tradition alive with their own designs. Tim and Jason both actually made theirs, if not quite according to the original blueprints (no movie theater, no secret tunnel to Pizza Hut). But they were close enough for Bruce to recognize them the first time he saw. Stephanie is still campaigning to get hers built.
  • And Damian, with his usual lack of chill, has not only detailed plans, but also construction estimates, a schedule, and a budget spreadsheet. Also he’s been laughing at Grayson’s original for months. (“Robot crocodiles? Really? There are more cost efficient ways to protect your hideout.” “I was eight.” “You don’t even have mechanical blueprints.” “I was eight.” “I could make them if I wanted to. For the record.” [Dick sighing] )
  • Hamilton Fandom @ Lin: This dork is the smolest bean. His GIFs and puns are the purest thing on this planet. His hair is like Rapunzel's golden locks except, better. He is a mixture of rainbows and unicorns and genius and humility baked into a cake and then frosted with 8-bit sprinkles.
  • Hamilton Fandom @ Daveed: HOOOOoooOoOOoLY SHIT. HOT DAMN. MY GOD. HIS VOICE IS A FUCKING GOD. HIS HAIR IS LIKE A LION'S MANE. HOLY SHIT HIS 8 PACK. I COULD WASH CLOTHES ON THAT RACK. JUST FUCK ME UP. JUST DO ANYTHING TO ME. MY GOD CHOP MY ARM OFF PLEASE.