you can't really tell but all of it is braided lol

Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
  • Brittany Spear: wow hey did you kno that u can decrease you're morrtgrage rate by up to 20% check it out at www.extra.savings.ca/riwuWqoaQ/ref/100200
  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 🤔
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way https://find.your.way.jp/4wfwf42435753g$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
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  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
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  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
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  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

anonymous asked:

gimme as many solangelo head canons you got. also I DiDnT Know yoU likE WiCkEd??!?!? WHAT IS THIS FEELING, SO SUDDEN, AND NEW. (bum bum bum bum) I FELT THE MOMENT, I LAID EYES ON YOU (duh duh duh duhhhh)

[stopping cd disk sound] IT’S TIME TO TRYYYY DEFYING GRAVITYYY

ah, i’m not really all that good with coming up with headcanons tbh. todaymakestwohundredandfiftyfive​ is so much better at this than i am (no kari i won’t compliment you again) (lol what a lie of course i aint gonna stop showering you with love) but i’ll try my best!

lemme start off with a few headcanons i already posted:

  • nico has one of those adorable little kitten sneezes and will has the sonic boom dad sneeze
  • clarisse beats the shit out of anyone who badmouths her two adorkable ducklings (but she doesn’t tell them obviously)(like some days will would go inside the infirmary and be all “why are there so many people with broken noses today”)
  • will is actually allergic to almost every type of food and nico makes it a point to check his meals everyday to know if he’s eating safely.

aaaand a couple of new ones:

  • will’s totally all about the whole holding hands and cuddling outside thing, but nico keeps pushing him away and complaining and being the grumpy grump that he is. when they’re alone tho, it’s a whole different matter
  • nico’s a big fan of hugging will from behind and burying his face in will’s back
  • instead of cheek kisses, will bumps nico’s nose with his every time he has something to take care of
  • will has a little teddy bear dressed in a medic outfit that he only takes out whenever no one’s around. he tells the bear all his anxieties and insecurities and basically anything that stresses him out because he doesn’t like putting any kind of burden to anyone
  • one day the teddy bear goes missing and will panics and practically turns the camp upside down to find it and nico shows up holding it when will was alone in the infirmary, but this time it’s dressed in a tiny little aviator jacket because nico says he wants will to know he’s always there for him whenever he needs him, but if will’s not comfortable with telling him or whatever he can just talk to his teddy bear version
  • (don’t ask where he got it from i have absolutely no idea let me savor my ridiculous headcanon in peace)
  • two words: OVERSIZED HOODIES
  • during winter season, will still keeps wearing sleeveless shirts and shorts and slippers because he refuses to give up his apollo kid aesthetic
  • “will it’s practically -35 degrees outs—”
  • “BOY IT SURE IS A BIT CHILLY TODAY HUH”
  • nico has to stand on his tippy toes whenever he wants to kiss his stupidly tall bf and sometimes will teases him by leaning back until nico almost falls on top of him
  • they have chill hang out sessions where they just stay in the hades cabin and talk and sometimes just enjoy each other’s presence in silence
  • sometimes will gets bored and starts doing little braids on nico’s hair
  • nico pretends to hate it, but he doesn’t undo it. and everyone in camp knows better than to question the story behind those two little braids below the son of hades’s left ear
  • whenever they eat out, it’s always at mcdonald’s (mostly because of nico)
  • and will always orders a happy meal
  • complete with the toy

and yeah, those are basically it! this was honestly so much fun to imagine tho, so thank you for making me think of these c: