you can't park here

memento-moree  asked:

HEY ! It's Rin, the one who couldn't pick between Mark, JB and Jinyoung. Remember how you welcomed me in the Jinyoung CLAN ? Well I was wondering if you could remind me how underrated his goddlike body was ? My thirst is rising since I got an exam tomorrow. Also, I love you.

HELLO, of course I remember! You follow me on both blogs? BLESS YOU, Rin! And ABSOLUTELY. One Jinyoung body celebration post coming right up. 

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This is from my heart.

after cabinet battle #2
  • madison: hey, come on, I know what will cheer you up. let's go wait outside the bathroom for burr and scare him
  • jefferson: *considers* ...that would cheer me up
Spaceballs! Sentence starters
  • "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
  • "How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?"
  • "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
  • "Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
  • "I can't breathe in this thing."
  • "I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns."
  • "You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you captain'. I mean, you know what I mean."
  • "And you will not call me 'you'. You will never address me as 'you'. You will call me 'your royal highness'."
  • "I already called him, sir. He knows everything."
  • "Well not exactly over, sir... more to the side - I'll always call you first, it will never happen again, never, ever."
  • "May the schwartz be with you!"
  • "No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again."
  • "So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
  • "Listen! We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"
  • "Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
  • "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."
  • "Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!"
  • "Are we being too literal?"
  • "Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a short honeymoon."
  • "Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!"
  • "Hey, you can't park here!"
  • "Yeah, can't you read? No parking!"
  • Sarge: Great idea, Simmons! I've read reports that people can get enormous strength in stressful situations. There was woman that lifted a car off her baby.
  • Grif: You want me to call Donut's mother?
  • Sarge: Don't make me angry Grif, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Now if there was only some way to tap into our inner that Hulk fella. Doggonnit, there's never any Gamma Radiation around when you need it.
  • Me: as long as i get good grades you'll love me right mom
  • Mom: not if you don't put down that damn pokemon app and help me looking for parking
  • Me:
  • Me: you can't park here, there's a squirtle here mom