you can't have this both ways okay

anonymous asked:

hiiiii! okay so, i follow you both here and on your instagram, and i was wondering, how do you post digital art on your instagram, since you can't post from the website? i've been taking screenshots from my tumblr, and posting it that way, but that reallllyyyy messes up the quality--how do you do it? i love your art soooo much btw, it's one of my major inspirations :)

oh you just have to send the image to your phone first :o

it’s kind of annoying but there are several ways like bluetooth, google drive or other sharing sites etc, personally I just upload the image as draft on gmail, then download it to my phone from the gmail app and reshare it to IG ((but IG isn’t really good for digital art what with the jpg conversion, resizing and stuff so there will be quality loss anyway;)

thanks a lot! <3

  • Joker: Oh yeah, well there's only one problem: who's gonna defuse the bomb? It's gotta be one or the other Batman, save the city or catch your greatest enemy. You can't do both
  • Batman: I'm sorry what did you just say?
  • Joker: can't do both?
  • Batman: No I mean the other thing
  • Joker: save the city or catch your greatest enemy?
  • Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
  • Joker: Yes! You're obsessed with me.
  • Batman: No I'm not
  • Joker: Yes you are
  • Batman: No I'm not
  • Joker: Yes you are! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?
  • Batman: Bane.
  • Joker: No he doesn't -
  • Batman: Superman
  • Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
  • Batman: Then I'd say I don't currently have A bad guy, I am fighting a few different people.
  • Joker: What?
  • Batman: I like to fight around.
  • Joker: Okay look - I'm fine with you "fighting" other people if you wanna do that, but what WE have is special. So when people ask you who's your number one bad guy you say?
  • Batman: Superman.
  • Joker: Are you seriously saying their is nothing - nothing - special about our relationship?
  • Batman: Whoa let me tell you something J Bird. Batman doesn't do ships. As in RELATION-ships. There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. I don't need anyone. You mean nothing to me.
(54) Gladio’s pick up lines.

Gladio: Hey, Iggy. Do you know what’s better than sunflowers on a piano?
Ignis: …? What?
Gladio: Tulips on an organ.
Ignis: Hm…okay?
Gladio: …
Ignis: …
Gladio: :)
Ignis: …*gaSPS*

Shrek (2001) Starters
  • "What's that? It's hideous!"
  • "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
  • "Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!"
  • "I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder."
  • "Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
  • "Well, I have to save my ass."
  • "Example... uh... _______ are like onions!"
  • "Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!"
  • "Well, let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in SHORT supply."
  • "Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!"
  • "You know, (name)... when we first met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly ______."
  • "Eat me!"
  • "Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?"
  • "She's married to the Muffin Man..."
  • " So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"
  • " You can't do this to me, (name), I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich...?"
  • "Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?"
  • "But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!"
  • "I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."
  • "LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!"
  • "Well, I have a bit of a confession to make: _____ don't have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves."
  • "Hey! I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy!"
  • "All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."
  • "Like THAT's ever gonna happen! What a load of..."
  • "The line, the line you gotta wait for: the priest's gonna say "Speak now or forever hold your piece", and you rush in and say "I object!"
  • "Then ya gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS! Chicks love that romantic crap!"
  • Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!"
  • "Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?"
  • "Oh, I know. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?"
  • "The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight."
  • " Let's just say, I'm not your type, all right?"
  • "Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
  • "...And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!"
  • "Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal."
  • "There's an arrow in your butt!"
  • Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER!"
  • "Don't worry, (name). I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark."

hip-critic  asked:

ok I have Feelings about Burr and Hamilton being bitter exes like what if they started dating around the time they joined the army but then valley forge happened and they started having to compete for positions and they just?? broke up??? lbr it was probably mutual shittiness with Ham being all "I have a lot of shit to do" and Burr being all "I want to be a general wtf"

you have no idea how much I like the Bitter Exes trope okay.

they probably started dating when they first met, and everything was good for a while bc they were just kids and Hamilton was still in college and they were just really excited about the whole revolution thing and life in general bc they were still Young And Pure™

and then they joined the army. Burr went off to Quebec, but they still wrote letters and they were still in love and everything was still okay. Burr started making a name for himself in quebec, and Hamilton did the same in new york. then one day, Hamilton gets called into Washington’s tent and he’s just like !!!! this is my chance!!!!

he goes in, and Burr’s there. and after the meeting, hamilton literally could not be more psyched, okay. Washington noticed him!! Burr’s back!! this is going to be great!!! so ofc he goes and welcomes burr back and then launches into every detail about his meeting with Washington. when he tells Burr about putting in a good word for laurens and Lafayette and mulligan, Burr finally goes “you didn’t mention me?”

aaand that’s the beginning of the end. it only gets worse when Hamilton marries eliza. like, obviously they can’t be together publicly, burr knows that, but it still hurts (even though he’s been seeing Theodosia, burr you hypocrite). Hamilton tries to fix things before Burr leaves again, but burr just says he’ll see him when he gets back (story of tonight reprise). but when he does get back, hamilton’s a general and Burr’s not, and they’re both married now, with kids on the way. The both know it’s over, and they both know it’s completely the other person’s fault it ended the way it did. Hamilton thinks if Burr had been more reaonable, tried harder to make it work. Burr thinks hamilton should have been less selfish, tried to understand his point of view.

and don’t even get me started on the second act when the true Bitterness™ begins

(nobody asked for this rambling i’m so sorry why am i like this) but y’all should come talk me more on my other hamilton sideblog @you-rewrote-the-game

The Orgy Scene
  • Laurel: We may as well have an Orgy too!
  • Connor: YAAASS I like it! Go out with a bang! Who's in?
  • Michaela: I'm not playing this game.
  • Laurel: This might be the end, Michaela.
  • Connor: Michaela. Would you like to go to jail without having an orgasm?
  • Michaela: Wait, cause you're gonna help me with that?
  • Connor: I would give it a shot.
  • Laurel: Back off she's mine! *winks*
  • Michaela: Okay, you're both disgusting and I'm never gonna be able to look at you the same way again.
  • Laurel: Well just wait until we've seen each other naked.
  • Connor: can't wait to see what the puppy here is packing...
  • Wes: Not gonna happen I have to go.
  • Connor: You can't leave! We need another penis in the mix!
  • Wes: Ask Frank
  • Michaela: Ooh, if The Beard's in I might reconsider!
  • Laurel: Excuse me?
  • Michaela: All's fair in an orgy right?

moonspren  asked:

So I recently read you Keep It series and it was terrible and wonderful and made me cry in the best way, but I can't stop thinking about how Bitty and Jack have both heard the "partners come first" speech from Shitty and I just can't stop thinking about one of them freaking out as why're about to come just like "WAIT!!! PARTNERS COME FIRST" and then it becomes a whole "no YOU hang up first!" deal but with orgasms Bonus holsom: there's definitely an Excel sheet. "Bro, Excel says it's your turn"

Okay, so I don’t really do much NSFW writing and therefore feel I could not do justice to this prompt BUT I HAD TO POST IT BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY PERFECT.

To more skilled writers than me: PLEASE consider filling this. If you haven’t read the Keep It Series, just know the only premise you need is Shitty giving all the frogs each year impassioned speeches on proper sex etiquette about how partners should come first (or at least how sex isn’t over until both (or all) participants come unless otherwise requested).

This politeness loop is perfection. I encourage it to affect ALL CP pairings. Jack and Bitty both trying to get the other to come first without realizing why; Holster and Ransom keeping a spreadsheet bc they both know the rules; Lardo hearing the rule secondhand and trying to out-Shitty Shitty, who is somewhat of a sex-expert– not knowing that he established the rule and then they both find out; Dex getting furious at Nursey bc Nursey keeps winning but refuses to admit that it is a contest (Nursey smirks though… he knows); Farmer overhearing Shitty telling Tango and Whiskey the rules and realizing why her sex life with Chowder is so fucking awesome; just in general, the SMH team being campus-famous for being So Good at Sex– an article is written in the Swallow and Shitty cries tears of pride…

@moonspren you have taken my little Shitty-Sex-Talk idea and perfected it and I applaud you. 

anonymous asked:

Omg i'm so glad you're accepting prompts bc you're literally my favorite <3 Okay so unilock Molly and Sherlock are bffs and they basically do everything together but they're both totally in love with each other and so fluffiness ensues (i know it's really cliche but i can't help it sorry D:)

*points in your direction* Hey, Nonny. You. Yeah, you. You’re cool. Way cool. This is kind of based off a headcanon I have about University!Sherlolly that they sometimes used one another to get out of awkward situations.

There’s the smell of extinguished cigarettes in the air, the ashtray filled with white and orange, tiny embers glowing. His mouth feels dry from alcohol (should’ve followed advice, but he’s damned if he admits it) and she falls into the green leather space beside him.

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BTS Celebrating your Birthday.
  • Can you do a reaction or scenario where BTS congratulates you/ celebrates your birthday ;) ? Since it's my birthday today, I'd love to see what you come up with ! Love your blog <3 <3
  • ~You know what? I'll do both! I hope you enjoy!~
  • You: *walks in the room*
  • You: Omg thank you so much
  • J-hope: Okay I want to give Y/N y present first *Goes behind the couch* *Pulls out cardboard angel wings* Lets spread hope together.
  • Jimin: Y/G can't even fly with those, man get the way. *Lifts up shirt* Feel~
  • You: *Feels*
  • Jimin: You're welcome.
  • Jungkook: I'm the golden maknae so I already have the beast gift *Hands you box*
  • You: *Opens the box* Jungkook....there's nothing but plain white shirts in here.
  • Jungkook: What more do you need?
  • Jin: You got me. I mean look at me.
  • Suga: I got you swag. *Hands you a piece of paper that says swag on it.*
  • Rapmonster: I got you wisdom becau-
  • BTS: Shut up Namjoon.
  • V: I got you a turtle. It has a bow. I think you should call him Mr.Whiskers
  • You: Thank you guys I love all my gifts but....the cake...
  • Jin: Shit I knew I forgot something.

anonymous asked:

Just wanted to say thank you for all those scribbles and tiny stories, ever since I've lost my only friend with whom I could talk about FE and roleplay it, I felt terribly lost and empty but thanks to you I'm now okay :') I'm going through some rougher times right now and both mRobin and Grima are super important to me, playing Grima in front of myself helps me fight my own weaknesses irl and I JUST. I can't even explain properly how important your art is to me. Just, thank you. THANK YOU.

Hey, I think this is one of the reasons why it’s great being a creator. If I’m able to stir something within you, that’s great! *clenches fist* Haha. But seriously, I’m glad to have affected you in such a way. Keep your head up high.

ohthisismuchworse  asked:

Okay so imagine Clint and Natasha being known criminals and during a job Natasha gets really really hurt and Clint freaks out because she's the only one who that's ever been there for him his entire life so he goes to a hospital and kidnaps Bruce who is a doctor working there at gunpoint cause they would have been arrested if they go in there normally and when she's all healed she tells Clint to kill Bruce cause he's a witness but he can't bring himself to do it so they just keep him hostage

OKAY SO THAT’S AMAZING, basically Bruce would be very calm, and very kind, even though they’re both well known criminals, and Clint would find him really unsettling at first, because he’s all serene as he helps heal Tasha up, and Clint’s always like ‘Why are you so calm, I have a gun, I will use it’ and Bruce just looks at him in that scary-calm kinda way ‘I know that, so freaking out won’t help me, will it?’

But also Bruce would be very nice, asking questions while he worked and assuring Clint he didn’t care who they were, it was his job to help, and Clint’s like ‘This guy is weird, but he seems like a cool dude, so I’ll be nice to him’ and when Natasha tells him to kill him Bruce still doesn’t freak out, just sighs like he thought it was coming and Clint’s just like ‘ohno I can’t do this’ and he insists it’s best they have someone like Bruce with them; a hostage for any cop encounters, and a doctor for anymore skirmishes like the last one, and Natasha agrees, and they drag a quiet, calm doctor Bruce with them across country as they go on robbing sprees and the like. They would be the weirdest band of bandets basically.

  • Henry: Mom!
  • *Emma and Regina come running down the stairs*
  • Henry (laughs): I meant Regina Mom. I need help with my homework.
  • Emma: Kid I love you but you need to get a better system.
  • Henry: Huh?
  • Regina: I think what Emma means is that this is quite exhausting. Whenever you yell Mom we both come running. It's tiring especially if you end up being the one who has to walk back up again.
  • Emma: Plus it's confusing.
  • Henry: You realise this is your fault.
  • Regina: How?
  • Henry: I always call you both Mom. It's only because you guys decided to move in together, which by the way is totally awesome, that it got confusing.
  • Emma: Can't you just call us Mom 1 and Mom 2?
  • Henry: No feels too impersonal and kinda like I'm saying one of you is better when you're both pretty awesome.
  • Regina: Mom and Momma? You used to call me Momma.
  • Henry: When I was 3. I'm 13 now.
  • Emma: Call one of us Ma.
  • Regina: You.
  • Emma: Why?
  • Regina: Because it can be short for Emma too.
  • Henry: Okay. Well now that's settled can you come look at my homework?
  • *He goes back to the kitchen*
  • Emma: Does this mean I have to go all the way back upstairs?
  • Regina: You can help me help Henry. I'd rather you save your energy for upstairs later Em.
  • Emma: I'll help as long as it's not Maths.
  • Regina: Oh if it's Maths he's doomed.

Carter: So I would have given you Karmy but I ran out of time because Liam had to be Jewish then stop being Jewish and then bang some women, okay? 

Carter: I would have made Karmy kiss and stuff, then break them up cause there’s no way you can maintain both a close friendship and a romantic relationship because conflict. DOES. NOT. COMPUTE. (It’s not like we had a million best friends turned lovers in television who made it or anything)

Everytime Carter Trollington tells us more bullshit in his interviews, I lose 5 years of my life. Dude, at least shut up, let us be miserable and bitter in peace. Sincerely, the most trolled fandom I’ve ever been part of.

Signs as things I've said to defend 'they' pronouns
  • Taurus: No, no, you have to just respect what people want to use because otherwise you're just shit okay? Okay?
  • Gemini: I would rather be two people than a rock.
  • Cancer: Do you not have any love or sympathy for anyone in this world? Or are you stupid? Or both?
  • Leo: I'm right. You know I'm right.
  • Virgo: But, thinking about it logically, people use they in a singular way all the time. *provides lengthy argument with references and examples*
  • Libra: Why can't you just be nice to people?!
  • Scorpio: You know that you're being a dick and I want to punch you, right? Wouldn't want you to have no warning.
  • Sagittarius: Go say that to someone non-binary, then.
  • Capricorn: I think you know by now that you are making no sense and I have said absolutely everything possible to defend my point, so I will not argue about this any more. I hope you have fun in Hell.
  • Aquarius: If I came here and said call me xe or xeself, respect that. If I came here and said call me banana or bananaself, sure it's stupid, but freaking respect that anyway. Other people use 'difficult' pronouns like those happily. Be glad -person's name- is only asking for 'they'.
  • Pisces: *cries consistently for ten minutes*
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 4)
  • "Nobody's gonna come and save you."
  • "We're going down, and you know that we're doomed."
  • "I was the one you always dreamed of."
  • "How dare you say it's nothing to me?"
  • "Baby, you're the only light I ever saw."
  • "You'll be a bitch because you can."
  • "Go cry about it why don't you?"
  • "But we get along when I'm inside you."
  • "Do you think about me still?"
  • "No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cool enough to kick it."
  • "Since you think I don't love you, I just thought you were cute, that's why I kissed you."
  • "You know you were my first time."
  • "You're dead to me."
  • "I was walking away, but she's so beautiful it made me stay."
  • "Tell me that you feel this, and I won't give up."
  • "I never seen a man who looked so all alone, could you use a little company?"
  • "There ain't no rest for the wicked."
  • "Let me be the one who calls you 'baby' all the time."
  • "Surely you can take some comfort knowing that you're mine."
  • "Could stare at your face for the rest of my days."
  • "Why do you take it so far?"
  • "You seem to replace your brain with your heart."
  • "You take things so hard and then you fall apart."
  • "You're all on your own and you lost all your friends."
  • "Your heart's too big for your body."
  • "I know you better than anyone else."
  • "I've never loved one like you."
  • "Man, oh, man, you're my best friend."
  • "Ain't nothing please me more than you."
  • "Home is wherever I'm with you."
  • "I don't believe you when you say you want to leave."
  • "Aren't you going to miss me?"
  • "I just want to kiss you."
  • "You really seem like a prize to me, and you are so mysterious."
  • "How do you know me so well?"
  • "Don't you touch my boyfriend."
  • "Don't judge me tomorrow by the way I'm acting today."
  • "This world is only gonna break your heart."
  • "Please, don't flatter yourself."
  • "I will admit, if you admit it, it's harder than we both thought."
  • "You can't deny the hardest part... I'm not in your arms."
  • "The world will never know we both have tasted tears, my dear."
  • "Don't act like it's okay."
  • "You almost ran the red 'cause you were looking over at me."
  • "This thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up."
  • "Maybe I asked for too much."
  • "I know it's long gone and there was nothing else I could do."
  • "I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it."
  • "I know I'm not the best for you, but promise that you'll stay."
  • "These streets are filled with memories, both perfect and in pain."
  • "All I wanna do is love you, but I'm the only one to blame."
  • "I'm the shell of a girl that I used to know well."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends should sleep in other beds, and friends shouldn't kiss me like you do."
  • "Your negativity was killing me."
  • "I shouldn't love you, but I want to."
  • "I can't look away."
  • "I don't know how to make a feeling stop."
  • "I won't sit around, I can't let him win now."
  • "I've tried my best to let go of you, but I don't want to."
  • "It's getting hard to be around you."
  • "Do you want me to hide the feelings and look the other way?"
  • "Yeah he's a looker, but I really think it's guts that matter most."
  • "All I'm asking for is love, but you never seem to have enough."
  • "I wanna taste you one more time again." "I'm not over you."
  • "Why can't you just love me back?"
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "I would wait a lifetime... I would wait for you."
  • "So why do I try, I know I'm gonna fall down."
  • "Everything could be everything if only we were older."
  • "I'd do anything to make you stay."
  • "Tell me what you want me to say."
  • "It's a conversation I just can't have tonight."
  • "You want a revelation, some kind of resolution."
  • "We’re fighting again, more than usual."
  • "I'm sorry about being me."
  • "Bring me a cat to be my best friend."
  • "It isn’t like you ever said that you were committed."
  • "I got him where I want him now."
  • "Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change."
  • "There's a million other girls who do it just like you, looking as innocent as possible to get to who they want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right."
  • "You're the nicest thing I've seen."
  • "I wish that we could give it a go... see if we could be something."
  • "I wish I was your favourite girl."
  • "You must try harder than kissing all of my friends."
  • "You're alive, at least as far as I can tell you are."
  • "It's not my fault that I fucked everybody here."
  • "We promise each other it's 'til the end."
  • "I say I don't love you, but you know I'm a liar."
  • "You work so hard to get me just to let me go."
  • "You put me in the spotlight just to steal the show."
  • "Why are we acting like lovers? We don't know each other."
  • "You're beautiful, but cause me pain."
  • "You played my heart like it's a game."
  • "And she's so pretty, and she's so sure."
  • "Maybe I'm more clever than a girl like her."
  • "It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone."
  • "Maybe I'm a little bit over my head."
  • "We were all in love and we all got hurt."
  • "We're going way too fast."
  • "It's all too sweet to last."
  • "He's my first mistake."
  • "We gave each other up so easily."
  • "These silly little wounds will never mend."
  • "I feel so far from where I've been."
  • "Maybe you'll remember me."
  • "He's everything you want."
  • "He says all the right things at exactly the right time, but he means nothing to you and you don't know why."
  • "I'm tattooed and fired up and drunk and obscene."
  • "You ask for the truth, but you know you could do so much better."
  • "I love you, I swear it, I would never lie."
  • "I fear for our lives and I fear your closed eyes."
  • "How do I get you alone?"
  • "You don't know how long I have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight."
  • "I loved you before I ever knew you 'cause I loved the simple thought of you."
  • "There is nowhere else that I belong."
  • "I'm so damn scared of dying without you."
  • "Don't lie, I know we're fixing to die."
  • "I only came 'cause you asked me to."
  • "It's such a shame that we can't renew all those feelings that we shared back a month or two."
  • "I kept everything that reminds me of us."
  • "It sounds weird but your picture's still hung up."
  • "I'm not sleeping too well, now I'm sleeping alone."