you can't change your situation

Headcannon that after news gets out Finn successfully escaping the First Order the Resistance gets more and more ex-Stormtoopers. So they all follow Finn around to understand how to be a person instead of a unit.

Then they figure out Poe is the one who gave Finn a name.

Cue dozen duckling Stormtrooper escapees following Poe around hoping for a name.

Poe thinks it’s adorable and comes up with all the names he can think of. Like okay KR-5217 uh you can be Kern.

Then it’s starts getting ridiculous.

“Poe, why are two of our recruits named Fusial and Thrust?”
“I ran out of names ok.”
“So parts of an x-wing.”
“…Yes?”