you can't be this attractive

someone: *draws hunk skinnier in an effort to make him look more attractive*

me: screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Flirting "nerd-style"
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>me:</b> look into my eyes<p/><b>my crush:</b> ... okay<p/><b>me:</b> as I suspected, your pupils dilated to 45%<p/><b>me:</b> thus you must be attracted to me<p/><b>my crush:</b> ...<p/><b>my crush:</b> you can't just-<p/><b>me:</b> I just did<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

saltballsaltypants  asked:

I looooooved the galra all fawning over lance but I thought since Keith is half galra would he be affected too?!

……oh shit. 

I gotta write something real quick. 

Lance strolled into the common room and immediately saw the red paladin lounging on the couch. He had his face in a book and seemed lost in the pages. Keith had been avoiding Lance for the past few weeks without any reason. 

Lance narrowed his eyes ands crept behind Keith, and placed his hands over Keith’s eyes. “BOO!” 

Keith released a small scream and fought his way out of Lance’s hands. Keith ended up on the opposite couch staring at Lance wide eyed, a small blush spread across his face. 

Lance saw Keith’s face and flopped over the couch. “What’s up mullet?” 

Keith swallowed and fought the words out of his mouth. “I um I was just reading.” 

Lance gave a small laugh at the boy sitting across from him. “What were you reading?” 

Keith looked at the book that got tossed on the floor. “It’s a book that the blade gave me. They said it would help me understand myself.” 

Lance gave a small nod “So is the balde why you’re avoiding me?” 

Keith swallowed again. “Wh-what do you mean?” 

“Oh come on Keith, you’ve been avoiding me. Like you won’t even talk to me and you only acknowledge me during missions.” 

Keith shifted on the couch, “ummm just busy?”

Lance glanced at Keith “Bullshit.” 

Keith groaned, grabbed a pillow and screamed in it causing Lance to look at him with fear. “You good?” 


Lance put his hands up in fear “calm down mullet, you’re stressed.”

“I’m not stressed!” Keith started to pace the room. 

“Then what is it? Is it the blade?” Lance sat up and stared at the boy.

“No.” Keith ran his fingers through his hair. 

“Then what is it?” Lance gave him a small smile.

“AHHHHH Lance are you blind? Do you not remember I’m half galra?” Keith stared at Lance, another blush forming over his cheeks. 

Lance’s smile disappeared and then came back full force. “You’re attracted to me! Like the other Galrans!!!”

Keith opened his mouth to deny it but slammed it shut. He wanted to argue but Lance ran over and huigged him “Awe don’t worry buddy, you’ll always be my favorite Galran.” 

Keith hugged Lance back and smiled “You promise?


You know I thought about this when I wrote the original prompt but completely forgot. 

Thank you for reminding me!!!!!! <3


Am I the only one who finds Yugie EXTREMELY attractive here?? I know its an old video but he just looks soooo damn good I keep on going back to the video just to look at his pretty face. Other than wanting to watch him dance freestyle of course💕

anonymous asked:

Hey ann is there a guy you like ? I think yusuke and akira have their eyes on you !

she’s beauty she’s grace she’ll kick you in the face

gendernorms4breakfast  asked:

Remus, I think you'd look gorgeous with some of those sparkly barrettes in your hair, and they would help the "not being able to see" situation, too. I'm sure whacking your shins on everything because you can't see it gets old, right? (And it just might attract the attention of a handsome, funny, possibly mildly flea-bitten someone who happens to be named after a star...)


*pterodactyl screeching* 

anonymous asked:

Sometimes your anti-terf stuff makes me cringe. "terfs can't be lesbians" ? do you not know what homosexuality is? sexual attraction unrelated to sex makes no sense!

Hey shitbag, attraction is based on gender not genitals. Stay the fuck away from pride this month because you dont belong there.

I think you are the same terf anon from a month or two ago so i’ll say it again: fucking unfollow me

  • Mom: well, at least you don't like girls anymore.
  • Me: ...what?
  • Mom: remember? When you were in high school and you tried dating women? I'm just saying at least you're straight now.
  • Me: I didn't just stop liking women, mom. I just happen to be marrying a man.
  • Mom: right. So you're not interested in women.
  • Me: *scans the crowd. Points out an attractive man* hey mom, do you find that man over there attractive?
  • Mom: oh, yeah he really is!
  • Me: but you're married.
  • Mom: ...yeah?
  • Me: so you can't be attracted to him if you're married.
  • Mom: wait, what?
  • Me: I'm marrying a man so I can't possibly be attracted to women. So clearly marriage is some sort of magical force that flips your attraction switch off, right? So I could only assume that means you don't find men other than your husband attractive, yes?
  • Mom: wha-? No, wait, I'm confused.
  • Me: I'm not surprised.
Dating guide for scorpio
  • Scorpio x Aries: This would be a VERY intense relationship, but if you don't both work really hard to see things from both perspectives chances are it will either burn out or dissolve into fighting over time.
  • Scorpio x Taurus: Opposites attract and you'll balance each other out really well if you can get the momentum to start something more than friendship (which is harder than it sounds). Just make sure that the Taurus knows how much you care about them and this could be a beautiful relationship!
  • Scorpio x Gemini: I really can't see this working out; opposites may attract but you just might be TOO opposite here. For a possibility of this being a good relationship, you'll both need to make sacrifices and give/take in the beginning, and afterwards the relationship will require a lot of maintenance to keep the spark from dying.
  • Scorpio x Cancer: Yes please!!! You have a lot in common but enough differences to keep things interesting. Also, you'll both adore each other and want the same from the other, leading to some incredible chemistry.
  • Scorpio x Leo: This would be difficult to say the least. You might feel like you're just giving and not getting anything back from the Leo, and this could start a bit of a chain reaction of passive-aggression. Learn to accept each other's differences, though, and maybe you can make this work!
  • Scorpio x Virgo: This pairing is one of those fairy tale couples in the beginning; smooth sailing with almost no rough weather. However, if either of you gets tired of the steady consistency from this relationship, things could get even more rough than you want.
  • Scorpio x Libra: Quite similar to Scorpio x Gemini but a bit deeper and more emotional. That's a plus, but at the same time there would still be the problem of how opposite your relationship needs are.
  • Scorpio x Scorpio: One word: INTENSE. Go for it, tiger, but you might reach a point where you need to slow down and take a deep breath, maybe even a break. That's okay and don't be afraid to communicate those feelings to your partner. Chances are they feel the same, and building that communication is crucial in this relationship.
  • Scorpio x Sagittarius: Depth certainly wouldn't be a problem in this because you're both extremely deep and insightful people. Even if this pairing doesn't work out, chances are you'll both learn a lot from this relationship that can be carried onto future ones, making it well worth it!
  • Scorpio x Capricorn: First thing's first, you'll need to get each other out of your shells or else this relationship will be doomed. Once you do, you'll learn a lot from each other and this could blossom into something beautiful, but if you go into things before you're truly open with each other, this could lead to some serious fighting and the whole thing may be downright toxic.
  • Scorpio x Aquarius: This would be such an honest, down-to-earth (ironically enough) relationship; the cute, quirky kind that you see in movies. Your ups and downs will be at their extremes, but if you hold on tight you could get something like a movie ending from this, too!
  • Scorpio x Pisces: I honestly ship this as friends more than as a relationship. As a relationship, things would start out more awkwardly than ever and you'd hit tons of rough patches because of how different you are from each other. The one big thing for this is to expect the unexpected.