you can't be 29!!
Actually, the Mazel Tov cocktail is real. And it’s delicious.
After a Trump surrogate misspoke, Twitter exploded with people wanting a recipe for their election-watch parties.

Casual reminder to all my D.C. mutuals that there is a Mazel Tov cocktail at DGS Deli in Washington, D.C.  Also their brunch is delicious.

anonymous asked:

Can you do a drabble for Jily with number 23 or 29 I can't pick? Thank you!

“at it like bunnies”

#23: “The skirt is supposed to be short.”

modern muggle au <3

“The skirt is supposed to be this short.” Lily says, indignant.

Marlene just sniggers. “I didn’t say anything.”

“Your eyebrows did.” Lily inspects herself in the mirror one more time and then turns to face her friend and housemate.

“You look great, can we go now?” Marlene asks, finishing off the bottle of wine in her hand in one take.

“Is she ready?” Mary pops her head around the door, looking hopeful. Lily frowns at both of them. “Aw, don’t be like that Lils, you’ve been an hour.”

“We’re prinking!”

“No, you’re primping.” Marlene just manages to dodge the cushion Lily throws at her.

“Fine then, let’s go.” Lily grabs her bag and pulls Marlene up from the bed.

“She’s ready!” Mary yells as they head downstairs, and the responding cheer from the kitchen makes Lily frown again.

Marlene slings a comforting arm around her shoulder. “We love you really.”

If this was a normal night, Lily would have been ready a long time ago. As it stands though, it’s a fancy dress night and she has a plan. So she accepts the teasing from her friends as they do one last shot and then leave, heading towards the pub, because she knows it will all be worth it.

Except it’s not, not immediately anyway. The first pub, their usual, is packed full of other uni students in fancy dress, all in varying degrees of effort. A pack of boys have stretched their student budget to buy banana outfits whilst, next to them, two girls are wearing black dresses with wooden placards around their next, informing Lily they’ve been arrested for public disturbance. Tegan scowls when she sees them, because she too has opted for the jailbird look but, unlike them, has gone full out.

Mary, barely a ladybug with a red dress and some wings, orders the first round. It helps Lily ignore the fact that the reason she’s wearing her ridiculous get up isn’t in the pub. It does not help her ignore the two leering freshers, Thing 1 and Thing 2, who are clearly making bets about which one of them can get her number. Leering was to be expected though and, like the teasing, Lily takes it because it will be worth it, no one’s got the guts up yet to actually approach her and because in an outfit like hers, she can’t say she wouldn’t stare either.

It had been Marlene’s idea, and Lily had agreed both because she was desperate and because she’d known she’d look good. And she does. The skirt, as short as humanely possible without showing her arse, and the heels, too high for her own good, make her legs look endless. It’s a look that could kill.

It’s also a look, apparently, which boosts her alcohol tolerance and self assurance. So, by the time they reach a club, despite the several rounds of shots and jaeger bombs, she manages to get passed the bouncers without stumbling once. They dance for what feels like hours, Lily spinning with Mary and Tegan and almost breaking her ankle when she drops to the floor during Low with Gemma. Marlene vanishes and returns with a boy, yelling to the girls that he’s got a party at his house.

They go and Lily has almost forgotten why she is wearing what she’s wearing. Then she steps into the boy’s living room and she remembers.

He’s dancing on the other side of the room, with Sirius, of course, and he looks beautiful. Maybe it’s the disco lighting. Maybe it’s the leather jacket he’s wearing. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s in love with him. Whatever it is, he’s never looked fitter and Lily almost runs out of the room before he can get a chance to see her.

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The 100 ways to say 'I love you' OTH edition
  • 1. "Always and forever."
  • 2. "I wanted you to fight for me."
  • 3. "Don't say I never gave you anything."
  • 4. "Hey, pretty girl."
  • 5. "I don't know what I'd do without you."
  • 6. "This is how I spent my summer, wanting you."
  • 7. "You are not allowed to quote from my letters."
  • 8. "You are not an idiot, not even close."
  • 9. "I needed to hear your voice."
  • 10. "Didn't you miss me while you were away?"
  • 11. "This is gonna work, right?"
  • 12. "When are we gonna get to that kissing part?"
  • 13. "I am the guy for you, ____."
  • 14. "You told me to fight for you and I did."
  • 15. "Please stay."
  • 16. "It means a lot to me to know you are here."
  • 17. "Why won't you ever just let me all the way in?"
  • 18. "I’ve given exactly two of these embarrassing speeches in my entire life, and they’ve both been with you."
  • 19. "I miss this, you know? Talking to you."
  • 20. "I need you to need me back."
  • 21. "Can I help you?"
  • 22. "I’m here for you forever."
  • 23. "You always make everything better for me."
  • 24. "Hoes over bros?"
  • 25. "You have me no matter what."
  • 26. "I wish you would've told me."
  • 27. "We made it, didn’t we?"
  • 28. “You think I need to see you with my eyes to know what’s going on with you.”
  • 29. "You're always saving me."
  • 30. "I can't live without you."
  • 31. "When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me... It's you."
  • 32. "Nothing will happen to you, I promise."
  • 33. "It’s always gonna be there, isn’t it? Me and you?"
  • 34. "I sort of like you, you know that?"
  • 35. "I want all the same things you want."
  • 36. "I don't hate you."
  • 37. "Your art matters. It’s what got me here."
  • 38. "Or I can stay if you want."
  • 39. "I wanna have everything with you."
  • 40. "It didn’t mean anything."
  • 41. "It won't happen again."
  • 42. "That girl has been nearly impossible to find but worth every second of the wait."
  • 43. "Maybe I can wish something for you."
  • 44. "You look skinny as ever."
  • 45. "You deserve this."
  • 46. "You’ve taught me to trust."
  • 47. "You see the world in a way that no one else does."
  • 48. "You appreciate everything."
  • 49. "There’s no one in the world like you."
  • 50. "I like it when you get me."
  • 51. "I’m happy to be gotten."
  • 52. "You make sad look beautiful."
  • 53. "I realized how empty my world was without you in it."
  • 54. "Hey, gorgeous."
  • 55. "You don't know me well enough to judge me."
  • 56. "Actually, I feel like I do know you."
  • 57. "We’re us, _____."
  • 58. "You’re sexy when you play football."
  • 59. "You look even more beautiful than in my dreams."
  • 60. "You should know I plan on making every one of your dreams come true."
  • 61. "I could have held you in my arms forever and it still wouldn’t have been long enough."
  • 62. "I need you to get past this."
  • 63. "You are too amazing to carry this around."
  • 64. "Every song ends, is that any reason not to enjoy the music?"
  • 65. "Everything was so much simpler when it was just you and me."
  • 66. "I gotta be honest with you, I could never officially give you away."
  • 67. "Because my world is better with you in it."
  • 68. "I will always be there for you."
  • 69. "I will always protect you."
  • 70. "Can I stay with you tonight?"
  • 71. "I just don’t want to do anything to drive you away."
  • 72. "I don’t want to be that guy anymore."
  • 73. "I wanna be somebody that’s good enough to be seen with you."
  • 74. "We made it."
  • 75. "Thank you for believing in me."
  • 76. "I am not going anywhere."
  • 77. "I don’t ever want to lose you."
  • 78. "Till kingdom come."
  • 79. "But everything is better with you."
  • 80. "I miss you in forever ways."
  • 81. "I like you, more than you know."
  • 82. "You are the devil, aren't you?"
  • 83. "I do like waking up to you."
  • 84. "It's unbelievable how much I hate you."
  • 85. "They are great. So are you."
  • 86. "I promise you I’ll still feel the same way about you that I do right now."
  • 87. "I’m voting for her because of her heart and her spirit."
  • 88. "Do you know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend?"
  • 89. "I could’ve loved the girl in this picture."
  • 90. "I'm gonna miss you most of all."
  • 91. "How can you not see that?"
  • 92. "I remember looking in that mirror and telling you how special you are."
  • 93. "Girls just want somebody to want them back."
  • 94. "What's underneath all the clothes?"
  • 95. "I wanted to come see you because I knew something was wrong."
  • 96. "Forgiveness is love, you know?"
  • 97. "You are the best thing that has ever happened to me."
  • 98. "It's absolutely your business."
  • 99. "My home is your home now."
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you, you know that?"
Prompt List
  • 1: "Can we please do that again?"
  • 2: "You should know that your really easy to fool."
  • 3: "Why are you still here, can't you just leave?"
  • 4: "I know you don't love me, but I love you."
  • 5: "My head is pounding!"
  • 6: "Let me take you out for dinner."
  • 7: "Let have a baby."
  • 8: "What are you wearing?"
  • 9: "We made a bet, and you lost. Now you have to do it."
  • 10: "Is that a tattoo?"
  • 11: "This is the only time you are ever going to be in the same bed with me."
  • 12: "You are so sappy."
  • 13: "I never imagined that I was going to be marrying my best friend."
  • 14: "Just go get me some fucking tampons!"
  • 15: "I can't believe I'm doing this."
  • 16: "Just keep singing."
  • 17: "What is going on here?"
  • 18: "You saw me naked!"
  • 19: "Why are you calling me at 3 in the morning?"
  • 20: "You are driving me crazy!"
  • 21: "I'm a big girl, let me handle it myself."
  • 22: "Please, don't leave me."
  • 23: "Your crushing me."
  • 24: "It's not that bad."
  • 25: "Did you just moan?"
  • 26: "I'm just over this relationship."
  • 27: "You can't kick me out! This is my bed too!"
  • 28: "Please put pants on, your embarrassing me."
  • 29: "You cheated on me. I can't just pretend it didn't happen."
  • 30: "You look good in my clothes."
  • 31: "How drunk was I?"
  • 32: "Well, this is awkward."
  • 33: "I'm an artist. The world is my canvas."
  • 34: "I may or may not have... (fill in the blank)"
  • 35: "Take notes sweetheart."
  • 36: "Want to go kiss in the rain?"
  • 37: "Take off your shirt."
  • 38: "Blimey! You scared me."
  • 39: "You seem to love Harry Potter more than me."
  • 40: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
  • 41: "Fuck off!"
  • 42: "Say you'll move in with me."
  • 43: "Hey have you seen the...? <i>Oh.</i>
  • 44: "Wow, this is just so crazy."
  • 45: "C'mon, I'm adorable. You can't stay mad at me."
  • 46: "Silence is not a good enough punishment."
  • 47: "I'm coming, don't worry."
  • 48: "I don't know what I'm feeling, but I know it's because of you."
  • 49: "Stop making me laugh! I'm gonna wee in my pants!"
  • 50: "Don't you ever give up on me.
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irisnsc  asked:

Hi Pauline, I love your drabbles! Please write no. 29/Fluff and no. 79/Angst. I can't wait to read it!

You will get number 29 in a separate post, promise, this is 79.

“I don’t care what anyone else thinks.” 

It was Friday night, way past eight, when Robert came home. He had a long day at work, driving up to Leeds to meet a client that had been very difficult. He was tired, exhausted and all he wanted to do was curl up on the sofa with Aaron, maybe watch a movie or continue that show they had started.

When he turned the key, he could already hear the chatter and the laughter.

He walked into the living room and saw Aaron, Adam, Pete, David and that Matt guy. Music was playing, empty beer cans already on the table, showing that this has been going on for a bit.

“Robeeert,” Adam cheered when he spotted him.

Aaron turned around and greeted him with a big smile. “Hey,” he said.

“What’s this?” Robert asked.

“Oh, the pub is holding some weird birthday so we decided to move here,” Aaron said.

“Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a minute?” Robert asked and David whistled.

“Somebody is in trouble,” Matt sang with a high-pitched voice.

“Who are you again?” Robert snapped and Matt instantly shut up.

Aaron got up, not looking very pleased and followed Robert into the kitchen.

He kept his voice down, because well, kitchen and living room were not exactly separated.

“What’s going on?” he asked.

“You need to tell them to go,” Robert said.

“What? No,” Aaron said, shaking his head. “I invited them. I am not kicking them out, just because you are in one of your moods.”

“I am NOT in one of my moods,” Robert snapped, voice getting louder, “I just had a long day and would like to have my house to myself.”

“Oh, YOUR house, is it now?” Aaron asked back, clearly annoyed. “They are my friends, Robert, I am not just kicking them out!”

Adam started to tell a joke, clearly trying to take the attention away from Robert and Aaron.

“Either they go or I go,” Robert barked.

“Oh wow, what is this, 8th grade?” Aaron asked, shaking his head. “You are making a fool of yourself here, mate.”

“I am not your mate. And I don’t care what anyone else thinks! I don’t care about any of these people. But you clearly don’t care about me!” Robert said and by now it was impossible for the rest of them to not listen in.

“Oh yeah, this really is 8th grade,” Aaron said. “You know what? Why don’t you go then?”

“Fine, I will!” Robert snapped and stormed through the living room to the front door, banging it shut on his way out.

Aaron got back to the living room and everybody looked a bit abashed.

“Sorry, mate,” Matt said.

“Yeah, we can go if you want,” David said.

“Whatever,” Aaron said. “He’ll come back.”

“He always does, right?” Adam said with a grin.

“Yeah, what is it with you two?” Matt said. “I feel like I am missing a big story here.”

“Oh, Matt, my friend, grab a beer, lean back and let me tell you the great story of Aaron Dingle and Robert Sugden,” Adam announced with a grin.

Ask me stuff!
  • 1: What are you reading right now?
  • 2: What was the best part of today?
  • 3: Today was tough because ______.
  • 4: What song is stuck in your head?
  • 5: Who inspires you?
  • 6: Where do you want to travel next?
  • 7: Are you a leader or a follower?
  • 8: What is the oldest thing you're wearing today?
  • 9: What are you looking forward to?
  • 10: Are you seeking security or adventure?
  • 11: What art movement describes you today?
  • 12: How do you describe home?
  • 13: What was the last TV show you watched?
  • 14: What do you want to forget?
  • 15: Who do you want to be?
  • 16: On a scale of one to ten, how sad are you?
  • 17: What are you obsessively listening to?
  • 18: Are you in love?
  • 19: How late did you sleep?
  • 20: What is your biggest obstacle right now?
  • 21: What's your favorite question to ask people?
  • 22: Did you kiss someone today?
  • 23: What was the last concert you went to?
  • 24: What word did you overuse today?
  • 25: What's your most embarrassing purchase on a recent credit card statement?
  • 26: What's the last dream you remember?
  • 27: Name one item you can't throw out.
  • 28: When was the last time you were sick?
  • 29: Salty or sweet?
  • 30: What's your favorite word right now?
  • 31: Who's your nemesis?
  • 32: What's the last song you listened to?
  • 33: What was the last movie you rented?
  • 34: If you could a add one hour to your day, what would you do with it?
  • 35: What do you not want to think about?
  • 36: What do you want to buy?
  • 37: What music genre are you?
  • 38: What did you daydream about today?
  • 39: Who do you aspire to be like?
  • 40: When was the last time you felt like you were on top of the world?
  • 41: What are a few lines from a song or poem you identify with?
  • 42: Pick a color for today.
  • 43: What is your secret passion?
  • 44: Where do you feel most at home?
  • 45: If you could acquire a talent without any extra effort, what would it be?
  • 46: Which celebrity would you want to interview?
  • 47: What do you think is your biggest shortcoming?
  • 48: What famous person would you bring back from the dead to have dinner with?
  • 49: How many times did you curse today?
  • 50: What do you want to say when someone asks "What do you do"?
☀ Some interesting questions for you all, send some my way! ☀
  • 1. Would you rather climb a tree or lay in a bed of flowers?
  • 2. Which do you like better- The Wizard of Oz or Alice in Wonderland?
  • 3. Name two movies that you feel characterize your childhood.
  • 4. What is one concert or music festival you would travel back in time to experience?
  • 5. Rock music or folk music?
  • 6. What is more important to you- being an excellent writer or being an excellent artist? Or neither?
  • 7. Do you listen to jazz?
  • 8. What is your favorite meal of the day? Why?
  • 9. If you had to devote a year of your life to excelling in one of the following art forms, which would it be- photography, pottery, or candle making?
  • 10. What is your favorite Beatles song?
  • 11. What is one instrument you always wished you knew how to play?
  • 12. Would you rather cook a spectacular meal and watch others enjoy it, or enjoy a spectacular meal that someone has cooked for you?
  • 13. Which book do you believe to be the greatest of all time?
  • 14. What do you think of fashion? Is it a creative form of self expression, or exclusive and superficial?
  • 15. What is your favorite scent?
  • 16. How do you feel about math?
  • 17. If you had to write a paper on a topic of your choosing, what would you write about?
  • 18. Who is your favorite artist at the moment?
  • 19. What was your favorite subject in high school?
  • 20. Do you have siblings? Tell us about them.
  • 21. Are you a coffee person or a tea person? Whichever you are, why is that, do you think?
  • 22. Do you wear jeans frequently?
  • 23. Would you rather live on a mountain, near a lake, in a city, on a beach, or in the woods with a nearby meadow?
  • 24. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Why?
  • 25. What is one of the saddest books you've ever read? Tell us about it.
  • 26. You're at a thrifty street market. Are you more likely to spend your money on interesting sunglasses or overalls with paint splotches on them?
  • 27. What is your favorite song, lyrically, of all time? Choose a couple if you can't narrow them down.
  • 28. What is your vision of paradise?
  • 29. Do you like to discuss religion?
  • 30. Do you like reading poetry?
  • 31. What is your favorite movie of all time? Tell us about it.
  • 32. Do you prefer the day or the night? Why?
  • 33. Are you more likely to dance to music while alone or sing?
  • 34. If, starting today, you were to embark on a new journey, what would you do? Learn a new art form? Travel somewhere? Start playing a new instrument? Start a garden?
  • 35. Are you listening to music right now? What song?
  • 36. Think of your three favorite colors. What emotions do they invoke in you?
  • 37. What is the one trait in people that you value above anything else?
  • 38. Carrots or celery? Oranges or grapefruits?
  • 39. What is your favorite food to eat for dinner?
  • 40. Where would you most likely want to spend a day- your room, a coffeehouse with mediocre live music, a bookstore, an art museum, a movie theater, or a gym?

jiminiee-cricket  asked:

So I've seen some articles say httyd 3 got pushed to 2018, but recently I saw another that say it's back in 2017? Do u know which year? I originally remember 2016 but that got pushed so I'm lost 😂 I understand if you can't say I was just curious?

It’s currently slated for June 29, 2018. Dean has delivered a script and production is starting - it takes a looooOOOOooong time to make an animated movie!

But to help tie you over, they are partnering with Dark Horse to make a graphic novel that picks up right where HTTYD2 left off - that comes next year!

Gee, how come your mom lets you have two fursonas
  • Cuteosgay: pyro whats an alt-fursona and how does it differ from a fursona
  • Pyro: Its like one you would have if you didn't have your current one
  • Cuteosgay: why not just have two fursonas
  • Pyro: Why don't we just burn the whole fucking furry fandom down while we are at it?
  • Cuteosgay: I have two fursonas
  • Cuteosgay: you can't stop me
  • Cuteosgay: maybe I have more
  • Cuteosgay: maybe I have a fursona for every day of the year
  • Pyro: Laura, you are out of control
  • Cuteosgay: I won't be held back by your fursona binary
  • Cuteosgay: NOBODY CAN STOP ME

ninzied  asked:

29, 40 (I can't decide which choose!)

29. If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

Y’know what, Nina? I don’t appreciate these difficult questions. I have no idea. 

40. Write an alternative ending to Sometimes The Only Way To Get By Is To Get High (or just the summary of one).

“Robin…” she says as he’s fastening his pants, and he looks up at her. She’s slipped beneath the covers, and her eyes are already closed, her expression peaceful.


“This won’t happen again,” she tells him, and he feels a pang of something, disappointment, but she’s frowning now that she’s said it, like she regrets the words, or maybe that’s just him being hopeful.

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