you can try sears

Since becoming vegan, I have come to realize this: the wider you open your eyes, the darker the world becomes. No matter how hard you try, you can never close them tight enough. The truth sears an everlasting image of the suffering into your retina. From then on, you’ll eternally understand that ignoring the pain of others is truly the cruelest action we can do as conscious beings. Inaction is the plague of the world.
—  Bianca Nicole Valle

anonymous asked:

sometimes i like to think that when bakugou gets a little too fiesty todoroki will nip him a lil' tiny bit with his ice to calm him down. bakugou gets revenge later that night by slipping an ice cube down icy-hot's shirt when he's getting ready for bed.

ALL OF THE YES, DEAR ANON. I 100% SUPPORT THIS HEADCANON.

With how much they bicker, I can see this happening often - especially because Todoroki knows talking won’t be enough to calm Bakugou down.

The first time Bakugou gets his revenge, he is caught by surprise, but from then on Todoroki is always prepared, so Bakugou has to resort to… other means to make sure Todoroki is distracted enough to get the ice cube down his shirt. Because trying other tricks would be too easy, obviously, and if he’s going to best Todoroki, he’s going to do it the right way.

After having his attempts frustrated several times, Bakugou decides to play dirty. He acts nice all day long after being called out by Todoroki - well, as nice as you can be when you’re trying to rile your boyfriend up as much as you can. Later that night, he pulls Todoroki to a searing kiss, trying to keep from smirking against the other’s lips as Todoroki immediately starts clawing at Bakugou’s clothes, clearly desperate.

They tumble into the room, and Todoroki has Bakugou pressed against the wall, head buried in his neck as he trails sloppy kisses down his skin. It’s hard to think like this, but the iciness of the cube he hides in his left hand keeps Bakugou grounded. He trails the back of his fingers over Todorki’s spine, all the way up, feeling the way he arches as Bakugou presses against the thin material of his shirt-

-and then Bakugou proceeds to stuff the ice cube down it, before Todoroki can realize what is happening.

With a welp, Todoroki launches himself back, flushing from something other than what they had been doing as he activates his Quirk to melt the cube, quickly unbuttoning his shirt to get rid of the damp fabric.

“What the hell, Katsuki?” he complains.

“Revenge,” Bakugou says, smirking. “For your little trick with the ice earlier.”

“I had a reason for that,” Todoroki huffs, but Bakugou merely crosses his arms, ignoring the other’s annoyed stare.

It gets increasingly difficult to mantain his winning pose, however, as Bakugou’s eyes rake over Todoroki’s exposed chest. He can’t deny he’d gotten pretty riled up over the day, too, while teasing Todoroki; now that his revenge is done, he can get back to what they were doing.

He steps towards Todoroki with purpose, but his hands grab air as Todoroki sidesteps him, walking past him and towards the bathroom as he undoes his belt.

“What…” Bakugou starts.

“I’m going to take a shower,” Todoroki says, shimmying out of his jeans. Bakugou swallows at the way his muscles move, licking his lips as he takes a step forward. “Alone,” Todoroki adds.

Bakugou halts, narrowing his eyes, but Todoroki doesn’t even look back at him.

“You can’t leave me like this. And you’re horny too, asshole.”

Bakugou is almost through the door when Todoroki turns around, quickly closing it in Bakugou’s face.

“But didn’t you have your fun already, Katsuki?” Todoroki’s voice is muffled, but Bakugou can still hear the smugness in it. “You did always say you wanted to try temperature play.”

Bakugou is left gaping at the door, his hard-on straining against his pants, listening as the sound of the shower running comes from the bathroom. 

Revenge is sweet, someone once said.

Yeah, sweet my ass.

anonymous asked:

"Rip Hunter in the old Jedi Order. or possibly Rip Hunter, the galaxy’s worst accidental Sith ever" PLEASE GIVE ME THIS

Okay, so we probably should start with this initial undeniable fact: Rip Hunter would be the single worst possible potential old Jedi Order recruit since Anakin Skywalker.

I mean, the dude collects attachments like Luke Skywalker.  Granted, unlike Luke, all of Rip’s attachments are likely to punch him in the face at some point, but somehow that still counts.

And he’s angry.  Very angry.  And not that righteous justice type anger that Padme Amidala shone with, but raw, soul-searing, wounded rage.  Can you IMAGINE that trying to use the Force?  I think he’d sneeze and it’d end up force lightning or something.

So, yeah.  Not really a good fit.  Dude would get kicked out in a week.*

(* He’d probably do fine in Luke’s Jedi Order, to be fair.)

And well, in terms of being recruited by the Sith…  He IS awfully prone to trusting respected male role models.  (Druce would make an awesome secret Sith, by the way.)

So, it’s actually probably inevitable that Rip would end up gravitating toward the Sith.

But here’s the funny thing.  Rip is like prime candidate for the Dark Side, except, well, as we’ve seen: for all that the Dark Side offers easy power in certain respects, it’s fucking HARD to get there.

Look at Anakin Skywalker.  Look at how much he actually had to DO to fall?  Killing an entire village of Tuskan Raiders wasn’t enough.  Beheading an unarmed prisoner wasn’t enough.  

And look at Rip Hunter, who in his most desperate, dire straits could not actually kill Vandal Savage in Egypt, or Per Degaton.  

And then there’s the other funny fact that for all that he kept trusting Druce, through countless assassins, exile, ambush, and trickery, he still hadn’t given the Time Masters the Spear.  Which means that, while he might trust blindly, there’s still a part of him that keeps his own counsel.  (They don’t have to be evil or untrustworthy in order for it to be a bad idea to give them a reality warping device, I suppose.)

So, I think you end up with the only character that I can possibly imagine ever actually being recruited by the Sith and yet still, somehow, NOT falling to the Dark Side.  And no one can figure out how the fuck this is happening.

I just imagine this scenario where Druce has basically recruited this kid to the Sith, but the kid hasn’t done the whole pre-requisite mass murder thing.  He can’t just straight out and order it beforehand, because then the kid is likely to balk.  So he has to keep sending him on missions where the likely result will involve emotional trauma and therefore mass murder.  But Rip just keeps completing the mission without actually doing the murder stuff.   He gets to keep the trauma at least?

Ultimately, this is likely to result in the orchestrated killing of Rip’s family, and Rip snapping and recruiting a bunch of renegades and smugglers (including one dude who is a little over-fond of carbonite), and well, we know the story from there.

(I admit, I like to imagine this in a universe in which there are more than two Sith at any one time, because could you IMAGINE Palpatine having to deal with Rip’s personality?)

MCL boys as Mean Girls quotes (because I’m still obsessed with this movie)

Castiel: “I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”

Nathaniel: “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.”

Lysander: “Oh, you’ll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.”

Kentin: “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school…I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…”

Armin: “Grool…I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.”

Alexy: “Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.”

Leigh: “Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.”

Dake: “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know!”

Dajan: “It’s called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.”

Jade: “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?”

Since becoming vegan, I have come to realize this: the wider you open your eyes, the darker the world becomes. No matter how hard you try, you can never close them tight enough. The truth sears an everlasting image of the suffering into your retina. From then on, you’ll eternally understand that ignoring the pain of others is truly the cruelest action we can do as conscious beings. Inaction is the plague of the world.
—  Bianca Nicole Valle
signs as mean girls quotes
  • aries: everyone in africa can read swedish
  • taurus: you can try sears
  • gemini: god karen, you're so stupid
  • cancer: it's like i have espn or something
  • leo: this is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. does that mean anything to you?
  • virgo: she doesn't even go here
  • libra: the limit does not exist
  • scorpio: she's a life ruiner. she ruins people's lives
  • sagittarius: that is so not fetch
  • capricorn: four for you, glen coco
  • aquarius: he's almost too gay to function
  • pisces: that's the ugliest effing skirt i've ever seen

anonymous asked:

"Since becoming a Vegan, I have come to realize this. The wider you open your eyes, the darker the world becomes. No matter how hard you try, you can never close them tight enough. The truth sears an everlasting image of the suffering into your retina. From then on, you’ll eternally understand that ignoring the pain of others is truly the cruelest action we can do as conscious beings. Inaction is the plague of the world." - Bianca Nicole Valle

This could not be more spot on.