you can totally play with your food

Okay, Disney, I’ve had a bone to pick with you for a while

Where the hell is “Tiana’s Place”? Don’t get smart and say New Orleans, I mean for real. Why have you not made a Tiana’s Place at one of your parks?

I see no possible reason why you wouldn’t have built a restaurant like this yet. It’s cute, classy, and would be totally fun. You could serve creole food (as well as just plain american fair for the less adventurous.)

It would be pretty as hell inside

It would be fun for kids and adults, you could have dancing and a band playing. You could have a magician (bonus points if he’s dressed liked Facilier. Or train your Faciler face person to do short tarot card readings! Or get a mama Odi!)

The face characters could come in and out, but there’s always a set time Tiana and Naveen would be there (and if they aren’t you can say their in the kitchen cooking up a storm!) Jazz music! Lots of Jazz and swing. You could have workshops with Tiana for kids to learn stuff like the charleston, or cooking!

And then night or during the day a couple times a week you could have a second line (small New Orleans style jazz parade) with a brass band and Tiana and Naveen leading it, all the way to the restaurant.

And Oh my god, do you consider how many people would love a place like that to get married at the park! Having a wedding second line too? How fun that would be?

Disney, you are really missing out by not playing up the fact you have a character that opened their own restaurant (outside of Remi from Ratatouille but that’s another rant) and I’m really sick of The Princess and the Frog being among your more ignored movies. Put it at Epcot near the river or just anywhere! Heck, I know I stayed at a New Orleans style resort area of yours when I was like six! (Is that still around? I don’t remember what it was called, but there were Gator statues with instruments that would tie in really well…)

In conclusion

How to tame your hedgehog

African pygmy hedgehogs are becoming more popular as pets and with this rises the question on how to handle them. A quick glance at hedgehog fora and Facebook groups shows threads and posts titled “my hedgehog doesn’t like me” or “my hedgehog hates me”, “anti-social hedgehog”, “very angry hedgehog” and so on.

In order to understand the behaviour of our pets we have to look at the animal itself. What kind of animal is the hedgehog?

First off, hedgehogs do not “hate” people, nor are they “angry”. They are physically incapable of feeling such a human emotion. When handling hedgehogs we need to be careful not to project our own emotions and feelings onto the animal; this does not help us understand the needs of our pets. Instead, we need to go back to the root of it all: the natural instincts and behaviour of the hedgehog.

African pygmy hedgehogs (Atelerix albiventris) became more widely available to the exotic pet trade around the late 80′s/early 90′s in the US (and a decade or more later to other parts of the world). This isn’t that long ago. We need to realize our pet hedgehogs are not fully domesticated yet - in fact, they’re basically still the same (behaviour-wise, at least) as their wild cousins. I have seen wild caught animals which were more “social” than captive bred ones, and the other way around. This is also why I chose the word tame for the title of this post. While they might be captive born, our pets are still quite wild.
We cannot compare hedgehogs to animals we share an extensive, sometimes thousands of years old relationship with. But besides that, hedgehogs will most likely never become like a dog or a guinea pig simply because certain behavioural treats are not in their nature.
Learning how to handle your hedgehog starts with having the right expectations of its behaviour.

Hedgehog behaviour

Hedgehogs are relatively small prey animals. They are nocturnal, spend the nights foraging for food and sleep in their burrows during the day.
They are solitary animals and only come together to mate.
They are not aggressive by nature but have a marvellous defence instead: thousands of sharp quills. When threatened, they roll into a tight ball and wait until the predator has left (or in rare cases, fight, but only if they’re forced to).

So what does this mean for someone who has a pet hedgehog? 

1. Do not expect a similar bond as with e.g. a dog. Dogs are social animals that were bred from an animal that lives in packs. Hedgehogs are solitary. They are not social by nature. They do not need you and while they might get used to you being around, you’re mainly the Food Bringer and the Warm Thing To Sleep On but little more. There will not be much interaction. Your hedgehog will not come up to you when you call its name nor will it “love” you as its owner, simply because it can’t.

2. Being defensive prey animals, you can seem threatening to them. Balling up is an automatic response to a possible threat. This is totally normal hedgehog behaviour.

3. Since they’re nocturnal all they want to do during the day is sleep, not interact with you. And they do not interact or play the way some other mammals do. Most of the time you’re spending together will consist of the hedgehog either running around and doing stuff on its own, or sleeping on your lap.

These things are all very important in helping you understand the behaviour of your hedgehog. There are reasons your hedgehog is displaying these behaviours and if you know those reasons, you can use them to make your hedgehog feel more comfortable around you.
Arguably, other than looking cute hedgehogs don’t really have much going for them when it comes to being what most people think of as a “good pet”. They are definitely not suitable for everyone, but if they’re your type of pet they can be very interesting and wonderful animals to have!

Tips on handling/taming your hedgehog

Before I start I’d like to point out that every hedgehog is different and there’s not just one right way when it comes to handling. This is how I do it, coming from my experience with captive bred and wild caught (as well as actual wild hedgehogs) and from well socialized to not socialized at all. Besides the socialization of hoglets by the breeder, character plays a major part in hedgehog behaviour. Some hedgehogs seem to be naturally social and more open towards interaction (or at least let you interact with them) while others will remain more defensive for their entire lives.
The key with hedgehogs is patience. Do not expect a hedgehog to stop huffing and balling up within a week. If you just got a hedgehog it will need to get used to its new environment and owner, which takes time. How much time varies. Some will get used to you within a few weeks, others take months.
“Used to you” is also relative, as this doesn’t necessarily mean your hedgehog will stop balling up or quit huffing at you entirely - that’s very unlikely, since this is normal hedgehog behaviour.

Hedgehogs have bad eyesight and rely mainly on their excellent noses. You can make use of this by giving your hedgehog an old, worn t-shirt which has your scent on it. Alternatively, if you don’t have an old shirt, you can sleep with a piece of fleece in your bed for a day or two and give that to your hedgehog.
By putting this in the enclosure for the hedgehog to sleep in it will get more used to your scent.

The more you handle your hedgehog, the faster it’ll get used to handling. Don’t be afraid to handle your hedgehog; use your bare hands or a piece of fleece but no (leather) gloves, because then your hedgehog won’t be able to smell you properly. Do not reward unwanted behaviour (such as biting or extensive huffing/clicking) by putting the hedgehog back into its enclosure. Instead, enforce positive behaviour, e.g. by offering treats like live insects (I always use tongs so they do not mistake my hands for food).

Some people prefer a more “manhandling” way when handling hedgehogs, I personally don’t really like this for most hedgehogs but it’s a thin line: after all, you’re always forcing your pet to be with you when you get it out. If a hedgehog clearly shows it doesn’t like to be petted on the quills, I don’t go on petting it that way. But I don’t put it back either. Instead, I try to search for a way of handling with which this particular hedgehog is more comfortable right now. And yes, sometimes you have to do something they don’t particularly like, but be sure to reward positive behaviours - you don’t always need to reward with food, but it could also be simply “releasing pressure” (like giving them some space for themselves for a bit instead of continuously petting them, for example).
Handling should be seen in a very broad sense. Some hedgehogs prefer to sleep when out while others are active explorers. Try to adjust your ways of handling accordingly.
Because hedgehogs are nocturnal, some do much better when you take them out in the evening and/or when there’s dim lightning in the room.

When I have a new hedgehog which isn’t well socialized or simply has to get used to me and its new surroundings first I like to start by having it explore the (hedgehog safe) room or play area. I sit down on the ground and let the hedgehog do its own thing. If it likes to explore it can explore, if it likes to sleep it can sleep on my lap (most hedgehogs don’t like to sleep out in the open so a fleece bonding bag works great for this).
In the following days I will start to move around more. First still in a sitting position, then walking around, so the hedgehog gets used to my movements and me simply being there without me really interacting with it directly. You can do this both when the hedgehog is exploring or in its cuddle bag on you lap. For many hedgehogs it’s a combination of the two, some explore time and then back to sleep (especially during the day).
Depending on how much time I feel the hedgehog needs I keep repeating this for the following days or even weeks. With some, the slightest movement causes them to raise their quills. Others don’t react at all and could do fine with skipping these steps.

After that I start doing more “hands on” interaction, touching them more, trying to see if they mind petting on the quills or not, or the face, belly etc. Again rewarding wanted behaviour. It’s a constant search for what they really don’t like, what they tolerate, and what I think is necessary for the process. This is something you can’t just know without experience, it’s something you will have to learn and that’s completely fine! And simply being around them, having them sleep on your lap is bonding too. You might not be really doing much but the hedgehog will get used to your presence.
Even if you bought a hedgehog with the intention of not handling it much (which should be fine, as long as it gets enough enrichment from its habitat) handling should be a part of hedgehog ownership. You need to be able to check for injuries, clip the nails, etc. These “medical checks” are part of my handling routine: I hold the feet, check the hedgehog all over including their teeth (if possible). Your vet will thank you for this as well! Even when I have no intention of clipping their nails I still hold their feet, not only to check them over but also to make them comfortable with me holding them, which makes for easier nail clipping.

So it all boils down to this: have lots of patience, take small steps, and don’t have expectations a hedgehog simply cannot live up to. Accept that some hedgehogs, even with extensive handling, will never be “cuddly” simply because that’s how they are. All those hedgehogs you see on the internet, the ones that are getting belly rubs and petted while looking extremely chill: these are not the majority. This is rare. And even if you see a hedgehog that tame, remember there’s a lot you’re not seeing: possibly many weeks, months or even years working towards that moment, and it still is just a few minutes out of the hedgehog’s life. They don’t show you the times the hedgehog is huffing and clicking and balling up. Don’t feel bad if yours is, be open and willing to learn about hedgehog behaviour and never stop asking questions. And most importantly, listen to your hedgehog by watching its body language, because that’s going to tell you more about your hedgehog than my posts about general hedgehog behaviour ever could!

Dating Trini Headcanons

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  • She noticed you in math class and heart eyes ensued
    • The others knew the second they saw her look at you that OH YEAH THIS IS IT
  • Zack is the A+ wingman ok
  • One day she saw you in the library and Zack practically threw her onto you
    • She apologized profusely and went to leave but you asked her if she wanted to go get some coffee later
    • Of course she was like “UH YES”
  • Coffee turned into shy kisses and the rest is history
  • She gives you her jacket the second time she sees you shivering from the cold
    • It’s a blessing that she has big jackets because the girl is Tiny™
  • She’s super proud when she introduces the team to you because she has friends who love her and don’t care whoever she dates as long as they make her happy
  • She’s not big on PDA in public, just small things like holding hands and barely there kisses that’s more of a reassurement that you aren’t leaving her anytime soon
    • In private or when it’s just the team, she’s super affectionate ok she loves kissing you and playing with your hair and cuddling
  • Kim and Zack run the fan club ok
    • They’re in the process of making t-shirts
    • Billy and Jason just go to the meetings since food is provided
  • You find out about the Rangers because she protects you in battle and screw figuring out by voice, no one can disguise that ass
  • You kiss and bandage each one of her injuries after every battle
  • Trini is tiny but deadly
    • She once saw some guys push you into lockers when they were walking by and you’re 99% sure someone would have died if you didn’t hold her back
  • She’s totally all about self care and “I will shove this entire thing of tea down your throat if you don’t drink it you aRE SICK”
    • She just sits by your bed and glares every time you reach for school work
  • The first time she says she loves you is when she has a nightmare one night when she’s staying over and she curls in closer to you and whispers it as you stroke her hair 
Constant | Part 4

Vernon x Reader

2677 words

Synopsis: after another tormenting night for Vernon, you approach him with a surprising suggestion

Warnings: another wet dream oops

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Part I | Part 2 | Part 3

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Morgan Rielly #7

Requested by Anon:  Super cute Morgan rielly one where you guys are dating and you always hang out with the team

*Just something cute and a little fluffy. I’m not the best at writing drabbles with multiple players in the actual imagine but I hope you enjoy this one! :)*

Word count: 918

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“Okay but you guys really need to get a room,” a smirking Auston Matthews said as he plopped on the love seat across from you, his hand deep inside the bag of chips you were saving for a bad day. You eyed him carefully; taking note of how he spreads his legs on the chair and make it seem like it’s a single-sitter chair. The kid is HUGE.

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justpercyjacksonthings  asked:

How can I get my motivation back? I used to be able to say that I love writing, but recently it's become more of a "I love the //thought// of writing." I have no problem with coming up with ideas in my head, creating characters, creating scenes, but as soon as I'm at home on my laptop, writing is literally the last thing on my list of things I'd like to do.

Hi! I totally understand the feeling! Here are some tips:

1. Make writing part of your schedule. Dedicate time specifically for it. ♡This is what helps me most♡

2. Give yourself small goals, like writing 200 words.

3. Get comfortable. Wear pajamas. Play music. Eat food. (Associate writing with good things)

4. Dive into the best parts of what you want to write. Skip the filler stuff. Hopefully, this can get you in the right headspace.

5. Put your phone in another room, so you aren’t constantly checking it and procrastinating.

6. If need be, go back to the old notebook and pen.

7. Bring a notebook around with you, so you can write whenever you’re inspired throughout the day. Getting a notes app on your phone might be more accessible.

8. Change the place where you are writing at. Go outside perhaps.

9. But make sure that where you are writing is peaceful or distraction free.

10. It’s totally okay to reward yourself after writing with a hot bath, a piece of candy, whatever makes you happy.

I hope this could help!

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Video by @Filipe_DeAndrade @brianmoghari and @mckenziebarney
Bald Eagles can throw a lot of variables your way as a wildlife filmmaker. The combination of the birds agility mixed with distance and speed can make aerial predation one of the most challenging behaviors to capture. But the payoff is totally worth it. You can almost feel the power of the predator as it collides with its prey. But this behavior was one we never witnessed until filming in Bosque Del Apache, New Mexico. Adult Bald Eagles playing with their food. Juveniles are likely to do this as they are still maturing, but what an experience it was to film an adult behaving in this way. After speaking with local biologist @goyettemegan we learned that adults do sometimes in fact play with their food. For an animal that commands so much respect in the avian world, who would of known they get their kicks this way.  Check out the entire sequence in my series #WildUntamed on natgeowild.com/untamed or click the link in my personal bio.

NSFW: How is SF9 in bed

A/N: I don’t think i need to clirify this but of course this only includes the +18 members. Since the pentagon one got a lot of love i think the fantasies want one too, right? 

 GENDER NEUTRAL READER

Inseong 

-For some reason i think about Inseong being the softest of all the members during sex

-Unless he is very into the mood, if that’s the case and he is boiling hot then it’s a rough round of sex. 

-But despite that he is good tempating you

-He’d run his fingers up your arms tickling you or kiss the space in your neck under your ears while wishpering words that gives you chills

-And that’s the way he tells you that he wants to do it when he is horny, rather than with words

-Sometimes he holds you so hard because god, he is specially strong that he makes marks appear in your skin for a couple of days

-Sometimes is not on purpouse

-He can’t hold back the fact of making noises if he needs it

-So he is not a very soft lover even if he is the softest of the group. He is just easier to carry with. 

Youngbin

-You know when you kiss someone on the neck and they like… coil because they are too sensitive there? That’s Youngbin

-He laughs it off when you do it but it makes him very very horny

-You can tease him but have in mind that he would tease back and twice as hard

-It would be all laughs and fun until you end pinned on the bed and i tell you why

-He is the oppa kink in all his extension

-Because he likes to be the one, you know… commanding haahaha omg i die 

-It doesn’t matter if you are older, if you call him oppa he is already going for IT

-Don’t be fooled he is not that gentle at all, and we all know it, is not a secret that he’d be rough 

-Taking his own words, he likes to give more than recieve so yeah get ready to be overstimulated

-Deep kisses because he loves you 

-Endless eye contact until you just *liquid noises*

-god forgive me i just imagined everything i’m dying, next member please


Jaeyoon

-He likes the long heated make outs

-In fact i feel like he would have this lips/mouth fixation-

Which leads us to a lot of fun things!

-Such as how often he goes down on you. Because he likes how you react to him licking down there

-He’d love to have your hands tangled on his hair

-And of course: the payback blowjob 

-Kisses and bites in your inner thighs

-A switch

-Gives you many different pet names 

-When he is tired he likes you doing all the work so he just takes you with his arms and pulls you on top of him and makes you go up and down


Juho

-Althought he treats you with care in your daily life because he loves you and you are his S/O i think he would became more raw in this 

-So he may be sweet at first

-But then, ha, then he won’t

-Just because he likes it that way, he enjoys it better what can i say

-So wild sex ahead

-I think he would like to give but also to recieve (in every sense)

-This fam goes down like it’s his job. Seriously, tongue master. 

-Not that he doesn’t stop talking but he won’t be quiet either

-Yes i’m insinuating that he is the type to burst a dirty ass phrase out of the blunt (get ready for the example)

-[Dramatically sexy crawls on the bed predatory] “You don’t know how many things i want to do to you right now”

-Takes his time doing his thing and doesn’t rush wich prolly makes you eager sometimes 

-It’s trash for when you take the initiative

-Like: if you are together watching TV or something and then you suddenly go for it he would give you that half smile of “hell fucking yeah”

-But anyways, he is a dom. 

-Calls you “babe” HOHOO


Dawon

-He. Worsihips. Your. Ass

-He would squeeze it a lot, even if it doesn’t implies sex and you are just walking around in shorts

-But specially when having sex

-Puts up a whole erotic show for you

-Like a streaptease, he would asolutely do that

-Pretty imaginative, he always surpsrises you with a new thing

-To the point that he may touch kinky edges sometimes but i asure you you’ll have a lot of fun trying new things

-He listens what you have to say. It’s easy to talk about what you want to do with him or not so everything ends being pretty pleasuring

-Idk he has so many different styles, he can do it softly or he can be dirty, it would totally depend on his mood

- Another switch

-He would let you ride him 0 COMPLAINS he would love it


Rowoon

-A Soft Dom

-Into the food play lolol

-Like he would take the whipped cream can out like “let’s see if you can taste better that you aready do” rip rowoon stans

-The body kissing master. He leaves many wet kisses on your skin

-And i tell you another thing he would be good at: fingering

-Those long fingers tho

-Really close to you all the time, your bodies would be glued

-You can feel his fast heartbeat

-And his body feels hot like a summer evening

-Pounds on you so good and hard he has you moaning in 3 seconds

-Not the type to moan but yes the type to groan 

-Ok this is going out of hand 

-He allways tells you that you look so good or that he likes you so much

-And when the whole thing finish he is suddenly the soft Rowoon again and he kisses your forehead and makes you laugh


Taeyang

-Wild

-Not wild in the “i have a lot of kinks” way 

-But wild in the he is extra passionated way

-Kissing, licking, bitting, hickeys.. it’s  all in for him

-He rips your clothes off and let them scatter al over the floor. And honestly you do the same to him

-There’s always more than one round he thirsty

-Has romantic points like carrying you to bed bridal style

-The type to hold on the header of the bed because he is being too intense

-Obviously with you underneath

-A lot of noises from both parts

-It would turn really erotic, for sure

-But, like Rowoon, when you are done he would turn really sweet and put a lot of tiny kisses on your face and help you clean yourself 

-Because when you two are done the bedroom is a mess

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Bald Eagles can throw a lot of variables your way as a wildlife filmmaker. The combination of the birds agility mixed with distance and speed can make aerial predation one of the most challenging behaviors to capture. But the payoff is totally worth it. You can almost feel the power of the predator as it collides with its prey. But this behavior was one we never witnessed until filming in Bosque Del Apache, New Mexico. Adult Bald Eagles playing with their food. Juveniles are likely to do this as they are still maturing, but what an experience it was to film an adult behaving in this way. After speaking with local biologist @goyettemegan we learned that adults do sometimes in fact play with their food. For an animal that commands so much respect in the avian world, who would of known they get their kicks this way. Check out the entire sequence in my series #WildUntamed on natgeowild.com/untamed or click the link in my personal bio.

EXO Reaction to their GF being a mad scientist

Xoxo, Admin A~

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Chanyeol:

“Is it experiment time jagi??” *If you know what I mean ;)))

Kris:

“Was that just… an explosion? Please not my house… please not my super awesome galaxy closet…” *Regretting letting you have a lab just under your room*

Sehun:

*Studies a lot to understand what you say when you talk in your sleep* “Wait… she’s inventing what? This is not explosive right?” *Still understands half of the things* 

Tao:

*Scared of just passing by your lab* “Oh no no… so many weird substances. Keep  my Gucci safe baobei!”

Kai:

“You are telling me I can’t eat the things you have here? But… but I saw you brought some chicken… are you telling me you won’t eat that?” *He just wants yummy crazy food xD*

Xiumin:

*Likes helping you with your experiments, even though he doesn’t understand most of the times what you two are doing* “Woah… jagi? IS this supposed to look like that? Looks…. crazy”

Baekhyun:

*Fire alarm goes off* “This is the 10th time this happens this week… and I thought I was the one making you wet….” *kkkkkk*

Luhan:

“Nothing is wrong? Are you sure baobei… I smell smoke… is it you or the food I left in the oven” *House is a total mess xD*

Chen:

*Likes playing the mad scientist whenever you are not home* “Ahh I feel like a kid again! Okay, what’s Mr. Mad ChenChen gonna invent today!”

Kyungsoo:

“Let’s go mad together jagi….” *In his element xD*

Lay:

*Probably not even aware there’s a lab in his house* “What is all this stuff? Can you eat it? Is it a toy? Oh that thing i shiny!” *Just like a little kid*

Suho:

*Who do you think is the sponsor of all your experiments xD* “Don’t tell the boys though! Or they’ll want me to sponsor their crazy ideas too!”

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Tony Padilla Sleepover Headcanons

Request: Can you do a tony headcannon where he stays the night and can you just do like a thing of how him and the reader wake up together!

 

A/N: Sorry this request is a little different in the time setting, but I hope you like it :)

 

Warnings: None.

 

Tony Padilla Sleepover Headcanons…

  • Okay so you and Tony had been friends for years

  • Your parents had become super close in that time themselves, and once you were old enough they all decided to take a trip together
  • The deal was you wouldn’t need your grandparents to come take care of you as long as there was always at least one of the Padilla’s staying over night with you

  • Of course you were fine with that, and super grateful when Tony volunteered
  • Now you didn’t have to be the high school kid with their grandparents babysitting them

  • The second your parents leave you’re in his car on the way to the grocery store to buy all the junk food you’re not usually allowed to keep in the house
  • Tony follows you through the aisles, putting back any doubles of anything you’ve chosen because there’s no way you can both get through that much food

  • Once you go home you turn your entire lounge room into a blanket fort, and Tony just watches you, totally amused
  • And okay, you can bet that you’ll actually cook dinner

  • But it’ll be fun, because how could making homemade pizza’s with Tony not be fun
  • You absolutely have music playing, and it’d be some old stuff that you’ve never heard and he knows all the words to

  • Impromptu karaoke in the kitchen
  • He’ll hug you from behind and sing in your ear while you’re trying to focus on your pizza masterpiece

  • Slow dancing while you’re waiting for dinner to cook
  • Blushing whenever Tony stares at you

  • Having a movie marathon
  • Yelling at each other for talking during the movie

  • Falling asleep together without turning off the television
  • He wraps an arm around you when you roll closer to him in the middle of the night

  • Tony cuddles you to keep you warm in the morning when it’s cold
  • And he plays with your hair while you slowly wake up

  • You’ll cuddle in tighter to him while you fight over who’s going to be the one to get up and make breakfast
  • And eventually he gives in and you’ll laugh at him while he mutters under his breath about how annoying you are

  • So you’ll go and cuddle him to keep him company in the kitchen while he makes you breakfast
  • And he’ll softly sing in your ear while he gently rocks the two of you back and forth


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Singled Out//Stiles Stilinski - Part 6

Characters: Stiles Stilinski,Kira Yukimura, Scott McCall, Reader.

You and Stiles both leave the station, making a pitstop to pick the girls up on the way home.

You walk inside, Allison’s car seat in one hand and Emma in the other. Stiles is fuming, you aren’t even sure if he’ll even speak for the rest of the night.

“Mommy, I’m hungry.” Emma pulls on your sleeve.

“Okay, babe. Let me get Alli settled and I’ll cook, okay?” You sit the car seat down.

“I’ll cook for you, petal. It’s okay.” Stiles scoops her up.

“Stiles, I can do it. You don’t have to.” You glance over at him.

He shakes his head, “No, I want to.” He tickles Emma, “I’m going to cook for my little princess.” She squeals and he nods at you.

“If you’re sure.” You take Allison out of the car seat and set her up in the rocker.

You follow Stiles into the kitchen and sit at the counter with Emma.

“We need to talk, Stiles.”

“I know. I…I know.”

“Why’d you do it?” You raise an eyebrow.

“Have you two…” He glances at Emma, who’s situated with a piece of paper and crayons, scribbling away. He make a hole with his thumb and pointer finger, sticking the pointer finger on his other hand into the hole.

“Oh for f-..” You glance at Emma, “What are you thirteen? Just ask if we had s-e-x.” You spell out the last word, rolling your eyes.

“Well did you?”

“Why do you need to know?”

He examines your face, “You did.”

“Stiles-”

“You’ve known him for less than six months, Y/N.”

“I’m an adult. The last person I’d had…s-e-x with was you. Sorry that I have needs, but I didn’t sleep with him.”

“Wait, really?” He raises an eyebrow.

You sigh and rub your face. “Yes.”

A look of passes across his face, you can’t read what it is. “What?”

“It’s just surprising.”

“That you were the last person I slept with?”

“Yeah.” He puts Emma’s plate in front of her.

“Why is that surprising?”

“Don’t take this the wrong way…but you’re gorgeous for one thing, and it’s been more than three years hasn’t it?”

You nod, “Yeah. I never thought about that.” You shrug.

“How? I’d be losing my mind…I already am.”

“When was the last time for you?” You raise an eyebrow as you cut Emma’s food up.

“A couple weeks after Lydia found out she was pregnant.”

“Seriously? So, over a year.”

He counts on his fingers, “Yeah. Woah. I guess you don’t think about it.”

“Welcome to the life of a parent, Stilinski.” You laugh and he shakes his head.

“Who would’ve thought that you and I would end up in this situation? When we were sixteen we thought we’d get married, travel the world and here we are very unmarried and I have two kids out of wedlock with two separate women.” Stiles runs a hand through his hair.

“Not only that, but all of this has happened before either of us turned 22.” You laugh.

“Fighting supernatural creatures in high school and fighting kids as a parent.” Stiles laughs.

“Yeah, who took over that anyway? Life is very mundane compared to five years ago.”

“Liam and Mason.” He shrugs. “They’re seniors now, so they’ll probably pass it off to someone but they’ve done a pretty good job.”

“It looks like it.” You smile, your phone ringing distracting you. “Hello?” You hold it up to your ear.

“There’s an emergency.” It was Kira. “Lydia’s not answering my calls.” You and Stiles had stayed quiet about Lydia leaving, Scott only thought she was out of town when he stopped by.

“She’s not?”

“No, and she’s my maid of honor. We have things that need done but I haven’t been able to reach her in weeks.”

Stiles hears her voice on the other line, his eyes widening. “We should just explain.” He says quietly.

You nod, “Why don’t you bring Scott over and the four of us can talk, yeah?”

“Okay. A visit with baby-..the four of us?”

“You, Scott, me, and Stiles.”

“Okay…we’ll be right there.” She hangs up and you look at Stiles.

“Well there’s that.” He bites his lip.

“Looks like we’re going to have to ‘fess up.” You run your hand through Emma’s curls, the ends of her tendrils tangled from the nap she took at daycare.

“You never answered my question, Stiles.”

“What question?”

“Why’d you do it?”

“He was telling everyone how great you were in bed. Like details.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“No..”

You jump up and make your way around the counter, hugging him tight.

“What’s that for?” He chuckles.

“Defending me. I..thought Brady and I could go somewhere, but I was wrong. Thank you.”

“Y/N, I..I really do care about you. You could even say I..” He stops himself from going any further. “You could even say that I wish you’d never have left.” He changes his sentence.

“I wish I hadn’t.” You pull back. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry you missed out on Emma’s birth…on all of the important things.”

“I’m here now. I get why you left. I totally get it.”

“If it makes you feel any better, I have a video of my entire labor with her.”

“Are you serious?” He grins.

“Yeah. It’s in my closet, I think.”

“I want to see it.”

“Let’s wait for Emma to go to bed. I’d rather my kid not see where she came from.”

He laughs, “That’s very true.”

A knock at the door pulls you from your conversation, “I’ll get it.” You get up and answer the door, waving Scott and Kira inside.

“Em, eat your food so you can play, okay?”

She nods and Stiles watches her as she eats faster, “Don’t eat so fast, bug.” He chuckles.

“What’s going on?” Scott looks at the both of you.

“Let’s talk.” Stiles nods. You grab Emma and her plate and bring her into the living room so she can eat at the coffee table. You check on Allison in her rocker before sitting down.

Stiles sits beside you, clapping his hands together, “Lydia left.” He says bluntly.

“Way to ease them into it.” You swat his arm.

“What?” Kira gasps.

“She..left a note and she said she couldn’t take it anymore.” You nod, “I moved in about a week ago..we’re taking care of the girls together.”

“So she’s just gone?” Scott lets his mouth hang open.

Stiles nods, staring at Allison in her rocker. “It’s better for Allison. Y/N will be much better for her.”

He glances at you and smiles and you catch Kira and Scott exchange a knowing look.

“So..I lost my maid of honor.” Kira sighs and rubs her eyes.

“You’ve still got your best man…” Stiles sucks air in through his teeth, trying to find the bright side.

“Y/N, will you be my maid of honor?” Kira asks you, hope in her eyes.

“Oh, of course.” You smile.

“Great! There’s a dress fitting in an hour.”

“Wait, how close is the wedding?”

“A week. They can make the final alterations fitted to you. It’s okay.”

“Wow. Okay. A week.” You nod and smile.

“We have a theme. I think it’s classy, Scott says it’ll draw attention from me, but, everything is white and black. The women wear white, and the left side of the church is white, and the men wear black and the right side is all black.”

You nod, picturing everything as she talks, “I’m sure it’ll be beautiful.” You smile. “I’m so happy you guys are getting married.” You pat her hand and grin.

“He proposed at my graduation party.” She smiles, “So it’s been awhile.”

“Well, I’m glad I’m here for it.” You nod. Allison begins to cry and you pick her up, rocking with her. “I’m glad some of us can live normally.”

“You say that because you dated a human. You had a kid with a human, try having a fiancé that wakes up in the woods every full moon.”

You and Stiles laugh, Scott shaking his head. “That’s fair. Just wait until you guys have…what will you have? Kitsunes? Werewolves?”

“I’d say a werefox but we really have no idea.” Scott shrugs and Stiles laughs.

Allison continues her shrieking, “I think I’m going to drive her around a bit. She’s a little restless.”

“Okay. Be careful.” He hands you the keys to the Jeep. “Do you want me to come?”

“No, you stay and keep an eye on Em.”

“I’ll be right back, guys. Plenty of time to spare to get to that dress fitting.”

You climb into the Jeep, Allison in the backseat in her carseat.

You drive down the street, taking a turn off into the industrial part of town. Allison suddenly quiets as you pass a building, when you pass it up completely she shrieks again. You turn and look at her, putting the Jeep in reverse and going backward. She stops crying again.

You get the car seat out and look at the name of the building. It was a pipe manufacturer, harmless. You walk inside, the man at the front desk slumped over, blood covers the floor. Allison coos and you look down at her, an eyebrow raised. You step back through a door, the entire factory floor was red. The walls had blood spatters and every single person in the building looked dead. You pull your phone out, quickly dialing Stiles.

“Hey, what’s up?”

“You might want to get here quickly. Bring Scott and Kira. Make sure you don’t get Emma out when you come.”

“Y/N..what’s-”

“Just come. Quickly.” You hang up and text him the address.

KNK Scenario - First Date w/ KNK

Requested: yes, by a wonderful anon 💕

Youjin👴~ Now everyone knows Youjin is a gentleman. He will 100% take to a nice little spot(because you know he is the search king.) I doubt he would go overboard in terms of the place you go on a date. He is a very serious person so if he asked you out he saw something in you he liked and wants to know more about you. Most likely over dinner it’ll be like 20 questions. He will try his best to break out of his shell son that it doesn’t feel like an onslaught of question. Overall I like to believe that both of you would be leaving with butterflies in your stomachs.

Seungjun🐕~ Okay Seungjun is really adorable and sweet. Everyone knows he’s crazy affectionate and loves watching movies. Now the only way I can see Seungjun asking anyone out is because they have been friends for a long time. He can watch almost any movie(except horror movies.) He’s also a foodie so concessions is his second favorite thing in the movie theater. He’s precious and so he’ll most likely want to cuddle a little or at the very least hold your hand. After everything stopping at a 24 hour convenient store to grab even more snacks. Generally, a fun and care free night like you were with a friend.

Inseong📢 ~ Oh boy, he truly is a day of sunshine(very loud sunshine.) I can see this going two ways. He is deceptively confident in a place he can control. So he’s most confident singing so I can’t see past him taking you to a karaoke bar to let you witness his talent cause he would want to impress you. He would also be silly and sing terribly so he wouldn’t make you feel embarrassed if you feel you can’t match up to him. The other place I can see you going is just a plain old Korean barbeque place. The boy loves food. He could eat until he fell asleep and I would imagine he would want someone to eat like he did.

Jihun🤗 ~ Everyone knows Jihun is not the most confident dude. Often being drown out by the other members(you know unless he’s laughing.) The only way he could possibly ask anyone out is because everyone was telling him to. He would anxious and nervous but it would instantly turn relief when you said yes. I think simplicity would be the way to go cause he doesn’t want to scare you. So a small date in the park with a little picnic. He’d buy you all your favorite snacks(he even does this for the members.) If you are able to get him comfortable enough he might even go play on the swings or play soccer with you.

Heejun👶~ Heejun, in my opinion, is the most confident member. I can totally see him taking you to carnival or park. He’d love going on rides with you and eating different foods. He’d let you lead to whatever interested you. He’s very laid back so going with the flow is comfortable with him. This smol bean is going to cater to you so I hope you don’t mind taking control. Heejun will also keep you out til late at night most likely walking and going in and out of convenient stores to grab random snacks if you so wish. There will be so much shenanigans. Whether it be singing together or running around on playgrounds. He will respect your wishes if you don’t feel comfortable doing everything and will definitely ask you out again as soon as possible so that you can become closer.

Best Friends with the 97 line [Seventeen]

GENRE: drabble, fluff, best friend!au, non-famous

REQUEST: Your bestfriend! Wonwoo&hoshi is sooo cute, can i req bestfriend!97 liner?? THANK YOU, YOU ROCK!!! :)))

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  • Okay how you even became friends with these three very different boys no one will really know
  • hell you dont really know
  • like, mingyu was that snotty kid who ran around sticking boogers on everyone in pre-K and you were the only one who would get close to him
  • Because your mama told you to love everybody
  • and you got nicknamed “Kootie Kid” because of it
  • you two stuck close to each other all through elementary school because, well, cooties
  • and mingyu was super nice sharing with you animal crackers for lunch
  • and sometimes he’d give you a bit of his popsicle
  • then in elementary school this other rly weird kid joined you two
  • and he liked to smile alot
  • like he smiled at everYTHING
  • but no one rly liked him because he was like super sensitive and would start crying when no one wanted to play with him on the playground
  • he would look so sad??? because he’s usually smiling and laughing but that day it was just so :( to see him crying in a corner all by himself
  • so you two went over to him
  • and you were like “Wanna play with us? nobody likes us either”
  • Elementary school kids are mean
  • but he’s face totally lights up like “Yess I WANNA BE YOUR FRIENDS I WILL BE THE SUNSHINE THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE BEAUTIFUL AND THE GRASS GROW AND FLOWERS BLOOM”
  • his name was seokmin and when his momma realized he had friends she would organize playdates and pack yall food because omg my baby finally has friends
  • and mingyu and seokmin loved to do stupid boy things like race each other to the top of trees
  • or see who can hang upside on the monkey bars the longest
  • and you’re like “bros yall gonna get hurt”
  • but they dont listen to you
  • and you run after them because you know one of them will fall or break an arm or sth and youre like the personal assistant who has to patch them up
  • but that one time seokmin fell and cut his knee instead of laughing mingyu yelled at you like “Y/N get me some plasters!!!! and some water!!! quick!!!!”
  • because he knew you didnt like blood
  • so he cleaned up the wound while you scolded that dummy
  • and seok’s sniffling and stuff but mingyu’s done in a jiff and thereby appoint him the group medic
  • so like through elementary school and middle school you guys were known as the three musketeers and did everything together
  • did projects together
  • got in trouble together
  • even dressed up as the three musketeers for halloween at some point
  • oh and that one time seokmin didnt know how to ride a bike and you two taught him
  • he wouldnt stop hugging you guys when he figured it out
  • “YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVERRR”
  • and in summer you would ride your bikes to the ice cream place and mingyu would buy you two ice cream
  • and in return seokmin would make his mom give you food
  • and you feel like a potato because you dont really do anything but the two of them are like
  • “No y/n, you are so important to us”
  • Mingyu:*nodding* i woudnt have any friends in pre-k if you werent afraid of getting cooties
  • Seokmin: and i wouldnt have any friends in elementary school if you two didnt talk to me
  • and you’re so touched awwww these two punks appreciate you
  • so high school comes around and you’re scared cuz you know what people say abt high school it tears people apart
  • but mingyu and seokmin stuck closer to you than ever
  • mingyu would sit on your right and seokmin on your left in every class you shared tgt
  • and in art class
  • you’re great at art btw
  • but in art class mingyu would like show you his paintings
  • “Y/N is it good?”
  • “Um…. what’s that supposed to be?”
  • “ITS YOU! I DREW!!!!”
  • and seokmin would laugh hard af
  • because i looks nothing like you
  • and you’re hitting mingyu on his arm and he’s like “WHAT WHAT ITS BEAUTIFUL!!?!?!?”
  • its literally a blob of beige with back eyes and string for hair
  • and amidst the fighting and the laughing courtesy of seokmin you three kinda mess up the art room
  • and get sent to detention
  • “Y/N……” mingyu pouts
  • “Y/NNN” seokmin calls
  • but you ignore them
  • “Y/N!!!!!!!” they say together
  • “WHAT!”
  • “We’re sorry” :(
  • “So very sorry”
  • “We’ll make it up to you!!
  • “How?”
  • and they do all the cleaning that you were supposed to do for the teachers
  • actually mostly mingyu did but seokmin helped by bringing you drinks and all omg they treat you so well
  • so halfway through the year this new student comes and he has no friends right
  • his name’s minghao
  • and he’s struggling with his korean and he’s super quiet all the time
  • one time seokmin was telling this rly stupid joke and you three passed by the table he was at
  • and he kinda looked up at you guys all longingly
  • and you felt so SAD
  • so you went over and sat your tray on the table
  • “Can we sit here?” you smile
  • he looks up, startled. “Y-yeah, s-sure”
  • omg he’s so scared and nervous like what are these three really cool kids doin here talking to me??????
  • but you’re just doing your thing you know, taking in kids who got left behind
  • and seokmin’s smiles and mingyu’s dorkiness puts him at ease instantly
  • and in that one lunch minghao was already opening up to you guys and became the fourth musketeer of your little gang
  • every day they would meet you at the bustop to walk into school because they each came on different transportation and from different parts of the town
  • “But we want to face every single day of high school with you”
  • like wtf boys why are you so cheesy bt it makes your heeart melt anyway
  • And they’re so different right
  • but somehow you all four just clicked
  • mingyu grew out of his awkward puberty boy stage and fucking gloed up and suddenly all those kids in pre-k that shied away from him suddenly want to be his friend
  • but youre like “surprise muthafucka i got there first”
  • and seokmin discovered his talent for singing and you three would go support him at every talent show
  • and those kinds in elementary school are so shook 
  • like yes smiley, sensitive kid is going places where will YOU be ten years from now
  • and youve been helping minghao with his korean right
  • and he’s sooo cute
  • omg
  • like he once asked what the word for dragonfly is
  • and the way he said it was so cute??
  • you felt like you were teaching your little brother or sth
  • but underneath all aegyo he’s also so savage and smart and sassy
  • Mingyu: *while cooking you guys dinner* are tomatoes vegetables?
  • Minghao: they’re fruits you friggin nugmud do you learn nothing in school they have seeds they are frUITS I LEARNT THIS BACK IN CHINA WHEN I WAS STILL IN MY MOTHER’S WOMB WHERE HAVE U BEEN
  • Mingyu: okay…….. but what about chilli?
  • Minghao: is it possible to leave this room the way i leave group chats
  • they love to fight with each other but you know its just for fun :”)
  • “mingyu and i have a very close friend relationship”
  • ahhhhhh and like even though high school is so tough and friendships break you guys stayed strong through the four years
  • and at graduation
  • like abunch of girls wanted to take photos with them because they had basically blossomed into the most popular kids in school
  • but they only saw you
  • the friend who stuck by them through all those awkward years
  • and they wanted to spend time with onlyy you
  • so they took you out to lunch and dinner and even managed to stuff down supper courtesy of mingyu
  • and brought you to watch a scary movie and let you snuggle in their jackets when it got too scary
  • and karaoke booth where seokmin was showing off his high notes and mingyu and minghao were having a rap battle
  • and they wouldnt stop treating you????? you’re like “boys why are you so nice to me today???”
  • because normally they’d be teasing you or sth for being scared of horror shows
  • and they’re like “because we want to thank you”
  • “we would never have been able to make this journey without you”
  • and years later you guys are still in contact and youve all gotten married with kids
  • And you still cant believe you get to call these amazing boys your best friends
USEFUL WEBSITES! (Long ass text post)

whatdoestheinternetthink.net - Find out what the internet thinks about anything.

ronwinter.tv/drums.html Play drums on the Ron Winter Virtual drum set.

geoguessr.com A geography game which takes you on a journey around the world and challenges your ability to recognize your surroundings.

gizoogle.net - Gangsterfy everything on the internet! Just imagine if Snoop Dogg had a search engine. This is it.

privnote.com - Create text notes that will self-destruct after being read.

stripgenerator.com - Create and enjoy comic strips with fantastic ease. Use this if you’re tired of drawing on your own.

drinkify.org - Find out what you should drink when you’re listening to ________.

m.runpee.com - Find out when’s the best time during a movie to run and pee.

youtube.com/leanback - Enjoy a never ending stream of YouTube videos in full-screen.

pointerpointer.com - A ridiculously entertaining website that shows you a picture of someone pointing to wherever you put your pointer.

hackertyper.com - Type like a hacker on television/in movies.

listentoyoutube.com - Download any video on YouTube as an mp3 file.

www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm - The original Space Jam website from 1996… because why not.

bigassmessage.com - Make sure your friends get the message this time by saying it with a big ass message.

imo.im - Chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place

pastebin.com - A temporary online clipboard for your text and code snippets.

wolframalpha.com - A computational knowledge engine. It works by using its vast store of expert-level knowledge and algorithms to automatically answer questions, do analysis, and even generate reports. In other words: it’s an amazing tool.

screenr.com - Record vdeos of your desktop/send them straight to YouTube.

topsy.com - A better search engine for Twitter.

tineye.com - Reverse image search engine.

iruler.net - This website measures the size of your screen and creates the image of a ruler that is the actual size.

eats.ly - Delicious looking food porn and awesome recipes from around the Web.

oldversion.com - In case you update your software and the update sucks.

simplynoise.com - Simply white noise to drown out everything around you.

rainymood.com - The sound of rain and thunderstorms on your computer.

feedmyinbox.com - Get RSS feeds of your choice as an email newsletter.

en.akinator.com - A web genie that can guess any character you can think of, real or fictional, with only a few questions.

vinesnow.com - The funniest and most creative vines all on one tumblr blog.

wobzip.org - Unzip your compressed files online.

drunkronswanson.com - Because we could all use more drunk Ron Swanson.

seatguru.com - Consult this site before choosing a seat for your next flight.

namemytune.com - When you need to find the name of a song.

najle.com/idaft/ - Pretend you’re Daft Punk.

nutshellmail.com - Get your Facebook and Twitter streams in your inbox.

Slipsum.com - Samuel L. Jackson text generator and placeholder. And yes, of course the text includes “motherfucker”.

styles.ly - A blog about fashion, style and beauty including helpful tips/DIYs.

caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine - Find out how much of your favorite energy drink, soda, or caffeinated food would it take to kill you.

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com - In case you need a profane suggestion for what to make for dinner.

garfieldminusgarfield.net - A must-see and unexplainably priceless comic series. The Garfield comic minus Garfield = brilliant.

doesthedogdie.com - The most important movie question now answered: does the dog/pet die or get injured in this movie?

justinguitar.com - Learn the guitar easily.

pinfruit.com - Need to memorize a lengthy number? Pinfruit analyzes the number and provides all of the options you could want as a mnemonic device.

donothingfor2minutes.com - A simple challenge: Do nothing for 2 minutes. Can you do it?

fallingfalling.com - A slightly unsettling website that uses a Shepard’s Tone to make you feel like you’re falling forever.

kanyezone.com - A flash game where you use your keyboard’s directional arrows to block Kanye’s floating disembodied head, with “Don’t let me into my zone” playing.

fakenamegenerator.com - For when you need a while new (made up) identity.

camelcamelcamel.com - An Amazon price tracker that shows you the price history of anything on Amazon and alerts you when the price drops.

payphone-project.com/mailboxes/ - Tells you where the closest USPS mailbox is to wherever you are.

acountkiller.com - Shows you exactly how to close any social media account forever, not just disable them.

kuler.adobe.com - Find complementary color palettes with this Adobe color wheel.

rasterbater.net - Make printable multi-page posters from any image.

cosmosontv.com - This amazingly simple site that gives you some interactive perspective on the size of the universe.

fliptext.org - Write upside down!

prettycolors.tumblr.com - A blog full of pretty colors (and their color codes) as selected by the Tumblr community.

ripetrack.com - Find out when your favorite produce is at peak ripeness.

manualslib.com - A handy library of PDF user manuals for almost anything.

gifprint.com - Turn any animated gif into a printable flip book.

coursera.org - Take the world’s best courses online for free.

nophonetrees.com - Get through to a real person by entering a company name.

corgiorgy.com - Just a magic place on the internet full of corgis and happiness.

cleverbot.com - Have fun conversations with artificial intelligence.

freecycle.org - A site with communities across the globe dedicated to giving away unwanted things for free.

stumbleupon.com - A website dedicated to letting it’s users discover new and interesting websites. You can search by a category that you are interested in and then “stumble” through the web.

kongregate.com - A flash game website with every flash game imaginable. This is an addictive, but fun, way to kill time.

myfridgefood.com - Enter all the food in your fridge and find out what you can make with it.

nickreboot.com - A continuous stream of 90’s Nickelodeon shows and cartoons.

snesfun.com - Play almost every single old Nintendo game imaginable.

blahtherapy.com - Vent about your problems to an anonymous, total stranger.

unfurlr.com - Find out where a shortened URL goes.

copypastecharacters.com - Copy special characters that aren’t on your keyboard.

zerodollarmovies.com - Find full length movies on YouTube.

printwhatyoulike.com - Print web pages without the clutter.

dafont.com - An awesome collection of fonts you can download.

draw.io - To create diagrams and flowcharts in your browser, then export your drawings to Google Drive and Dropbox.

lmgtfy.com - When your friends are too lazy to Google a problem for themselves.

fiverr.com - Hire people to do little tasks/things for $5.

downforeveryoneorjustme.com - Find out if a website is offline or not.

notes.io - The easiest way to write short text notes in your browser.

myfonts.com/whatthefont - Quickly determine the font name from an image.

cat-bounce.com - Bouncing cats!

similarsites.com - Discover new sites that are similar to what you like already.

trending.ly - Trending articles and content from around the web.

nowyoukno.tumblr.com - Interesting facts and photosets posted daily!

Mobile/Rebloggable Masterlist

Luke

- Nice Guys Finish First

- Mornings Like Ours

- Mr. & Mrs. Hemmings

-  lil Hogwarts AU blurb

- on tour with him

- Love Me or Leave Me (all of the ANGST)

- A Language of Fists

- Boys of Summer

- Beisbol Luke

- Dance Party

Michael

- Two Can Play (at this Game)

- The Way (His Way)

- Show Stopper

- Jump then Fall

- 8. 

- Tots on Tour II (ft. Ash)

- Countdown

-  Oh-oh Those Summer Niiights

- When We Were Five

Calum 

-Garter Toss

- Breathe Again

-  ‘nother lil Hogwarts blurb

- Tots on Tour

- EMT!Cal

- Quidditch Captain Cal

- that time you ran your uncle’s food truck and saw Calum jogging in slow motion down the beach while that song from Baywatch TOTALLY played in your head

Ashton

- Bang Them Sticks

- Meant to be

- Asshole

- #dumbsnowthing

- cuddly college!Ash

- Got Your Back

All

-Target Acquired 

Element Boiz (pt: one/two)

Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters
  • "I'm weird, you're weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn't for the fact I find you repulsive."
  • "Boobs are really just squishy pillows."
  • "Stop helping. You suck at helping. Plot my death instead, you'd probably end up helping me!"
  • "I don't trust shrinks ever since I realized that if you put a space in the right place therapist becomes 'the rapist'."
  • "I'd fuck you if only your no no parts matched my no no parts... By the way I'm gay."
  • "I was so deep in the closet I could see the next four years of Christmas presents."
  • "I dunno man Heaven just seems boring. Sign me up for hell."
  • "So I tried to freak him out by saying I wanted to get married and instead of breaking up with me he fucking proposes."
  • "I'm trying to seduce a nerd. How do you say 'I wanna fuck you in my backseat' in Klingon?"
  • "If you don't get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you."
  • "I wanna destroy our friendship... Let's play Monopoly."
  • "I wish I had a twin so when I kill my enemies I can just blame it on them."
  • "Blasphemy! Sex solves everything."
  • "He smelt like an old person and for some reason that turned me on."
  • "I mean really Vampires aren't sexy unless your into bloodplay."
  • "Look there's nothing wrong with aspiring to be a trophy wife."
  • "If a person with multiple personalities kills themselves is that suicide or homicide?"
  • "I know he's old but I'd totally fuck Harrison Ford."
  • "I don't need food to sustain me. Only cuddles."
  • "I could spend days just groping your ass and be happy. And "I say that in a completely nonsexual way."
  • "I just want to be Mulan. Is that too much to ask?"
  • "There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character."
  • "I'm gonna lay down and die for like half hour kay?"
  • "Don't say 'I love you' Just give me cake. I'll get the message."
  • "There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships."
VIXX REACTION #4?

when your out having dinner with him and the group and you start touching his thigh under the table.

oh my Anonie are also Smutlings?

I have so much smut I don’t know what to do with it.

well anyways here it is

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N: your hand is traveling up and down his thigh and he’s just like.

outside: *gulp*

inside: well he cant let it show..soooo

Leo: he’s trying to tell a story and your VERY bored so you just slide you hand I bit to close to his crotch. so now he’s like.

outside:  he stops talking after shuddering and just glances at you indicating that you should stop

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inside: “ why why why  is she doing this to me, and then  all the members are here I need her to stop.

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Ravi: As you try to reach for the napkins your hand grips his thigh  and you kept it there and moved it upwards… slowly.

outside: i hope the other members aren’t paying attention.

inside: ’ ooohhh so she wants to play fine I can play. (starts rubbing your thigh too but more eagerly)

 Ken: he’s just enjoying his food and trying to ignore the awkward situation, when you ,out of nowhere,  start squeezing and rubbing his thigh and getting close to his…friend>

Outside: really babe? here?

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Inside: oh I can soo tell that she horning…totally getting some tonight

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 Hongbin: so you bored, right? and you man is right next to you, right? so why not play with him just to see his reaction? * slides hand right over crotch and just gropes it*

outside: what the fuck are you doing? sorry boys I think we have to leave? *gives you a lustful look and drags you off*

 

inside: oh I don’t think she deserves mercy for her little act

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Hyuk: (whaaa his too young for this) you drop you fork that had food on it, on his lap and got a napkin to clean it up. you where dapping all around his crotch area.

outside: umm…uhhh…yo-you…. don’t need to do that. *completely freezes up*

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inside:  it’s pretty much the same

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okay so when im doing these I find it really easy if I listen to my song that make me feel sexy, u know

yeah I know its weird but I helps me a lot so now I have my method AWSOME!!!!

okay request are always open but not scenarios I will notify you when you can request senaorieos okay?

okay BAI FOR NOW!!! 

accursed-one  asked:

Sekizan HC's for chubby s/o please??? SFW AND NSFW???

Of course!!~ Oh my gosh, my precious curly ribbon bae! Here you go sweetie, I hope you enjoy these!

Originally posted by cynthiayears

SFW:

-Even though it brings a blush to his face, he’ll hold your hand when walking to and from school and on dates of course!

-He gets unlimited soft hugs from you and he loves it.

-Especially if he can hold you from behind so he can stroke and play with your cute tummy. He adores it.

-Loves to cook for you. For school lunches, dinner dates at his place, your place; just any chance he can get he’s going to cook for you.

-Be prepared to be fed by this giant teddy bear. Does not take no for an answer when he’s trying to pamper you.

NSFW:

-Totally does a little food play in the bedroom. Likes to use whip cream on you and lick it off. Chocolate syrup is also another favorite. He says there’s no sweeter dessert than you.

-Bathtub sex is his personal favorite. Your chubby body is so slick and wet from the water and the splashing between both your bodies makes him so excited.

-Body worship is a big thing for him. Before anything else, he’ll caress your body and kiss any parts that you don’t like and tell you exactly why he loves that part.

Are you kidding me?! - Dean Winchester x Reader

A/N: So I wasn’t planning on writing anything but this was requested and the idea was Dean and Reader are dating and Sam and Dean one day decide to play a prank on her and it ends with fluff and I don’t know if this was what you really were thinking about. I tried and I hope you like it, whoever wanted it and all of you guys! xx' 

Are you kidding me?! - Dean x Reader

Prank wars.

That was a habit of the Winchester brothers that you didn’t particularly like to take part in. However sometimes you would help Sam prank Dean only to get revenge for the pranks he had pulled on Sam and for yourself of course, cause the looks that girls on bars sent him and he pretended not to know about were enough for you to get jealous and want a payback.

What kind of girlfriend wouldn’t?

But normally you wouldn’t participate in them because you knew that the more people took part the longer the pranks would last and the more work you would have to do afterwards.

Yes, since you were the only girl that lived with them you couldn’t but clean up the mess they left afterwards, just like this time.

“Agh” you groaned “So I cleaned the whole kitchen and there is no sign of ketchup and I also  gathered the exploded bottle and broken chair” you said as you walked into the living room where Sam sat with a book on his hands.

“By the way, how did you manage to make the whole bottle of ketchup explode not to mention have Dean fall of his chair that although it seemed ok, had in fact a broken leg?” you asked him frowning and he just chuckled.

“Well I have my ways” he laughed more “Although in the beginning I’d though of putting a cockroach in his cheeseburger, or better in his pie, instead of that but oh well” he shrugged and you made a face.

“Ew really Sam? That’s too much even for Dean. I mean all he did was put honey on your shampoo” you said.

“Yeah but my hair stuck for a whole week, so I had to get him back” he responded.

“Yeah but-” you started defending Dean again but Sam cut you off.

“(Y/n) do you want me to remind you the way that waiter came to him the other day and-” he started but you cut him off.

“Don’t!” you said “I clearly remember how she came to him, I don’t need you to remind me” you took in a breath to calm your nerves.

“Anyway” you spoke again “Are you even going to talk to each other or-” someone cut you off.

“Not a chance” Dean’s voice was heard from behind you; as a pair of arms hugged your waist.

“Hey baby” he gave you a quick peck on they lips.

“Hey” you said after he rested his head on your shoulder.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell my semi-naked brother that he doesn’t need to show off in front of us and go wear some damn clothes” Sam told you and you opened your mouth to say to Dean what Sam had told you to.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell my completely-bitchy brother that I had no other choice but take a shower after his amazing prank, since I was covered in ketchup” Dean spoke this time and as you opened your mouth to speak you were cut off by Sam.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell my completely-awful-at-pranks brother that the next time he messes up with my things I’m going to get him back really bad” he said and this time you didn’t have the opportunity to even open your mouth.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell my brother that he is acting like a total diva” he said and Sam didn’t miss a beat.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell my brother that he is the biggest jerk in the universe and a total asshole” he said and Dean immediately started speaking.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell my-” he started but you cut him off.

“OK enough! If you want to play that game then so be it, but I’m not gonna stay here to live yet another Apocalypse.” you said and broke out of Dean’s arms and went to grab your jacket.

“Where are you going?” Sam asked and Dean glared at him; clearly pissed because he was going to ask the same thing and Sam beat him at it.

“Out. Grabbing some food and-” you pointed a finger at Sam that went to speak “No. I’m not taking any ketchup” you wore your jacket and took your keys.

“Hey” Dean’s voice made you turn to him “Don’t forget the pie!” he said and you frowned a little bit as you looked at Sam who had the exact same smile as the cat from Alice in Wonderland and you immediately understood why.

“I uh, I’ll take two just in case” you said, more to yourself.

“Anyway ok, but when I’m back you’d better be wearing clothes” you said pointing a finger at Dean.

“Why? Do I give you any ideas?” he winked at you and Sam just rolled his eyes.

“Hey (y/n) can you tell-” Sam started but you cut him off.

“NO!” you pointed a finger at him and then turned to Dean “And no” you said.

“Yet” you murmured more to yourself “But I’m in no mood for taking care of your sick ass, got it” you said and he nodded.

“Ok I’ll be back in a while” you said grabbing the only umbrella that was near the door Hm weird, I though I left more umbrellas here you thought but shrugged it off.

“Try not to kill each other while I’m gone” you said and closed the door “Although I doubt you’d stay like that for a long time” you mumbled and opened the umbrella which luckily was big enough and seemed quite strong as it was raining really heavily.

Both brothers looked at each other “Game’s on”

Taking a deep breath you stepped into the pouring rain; holding the umbrella tightly to yourself hoping that despite the fact that it was raining cats and dogs you wouldn’t get really wet. After all the umbrella seemed to be able to withstand even the heaviest of rain. Right?

Wrong!

You hadn’t even taken a few steps into the rain when you heard a weird noise coming from the umbrella and then… that was it.

It gave away and suddenly rain started coming from lots of holes, big and small ones; it didn’t matter cause the result was you becoming wet to the bone.

You stood there in shock, mouth slightly agape as the cold endless rain hit you and made you more wet than ever.

“Are you kidding me?!” you shouted frustrated.

Taking in a big deep breath you made your way back; after having thrown the umbrella somewhere.

You opened the door; and even if it wasn’t five minutes that you were gone; there was nobody on the living room. Dean probably would be on your bedroom changing and Sam… well Sam was somewhere doing his… usual moose-staff.

“Probably combing his hair or something” you said to yourself before you made your way to your bedroom; you definitely needed to change.

You walked up the stairs and went to your bedroom, whose door was slightly open.

Oh well.

As you grabbed the door handle and went to go in you stopped dead on your tracks; your eyes wide, your heart beating fast and a lump forming on your throat making you feel as if you couldn’t breath and your eyes began to sting from the tears forming.

“Yes babe of course” it was Dean’s voice speaking on the phone.

Not with you however.

“Yeah yeah don’t worry… yeah that might be hard… there is a uh a girl but that’s not important I wouldn’t miss this chance for anything… I know babe, I know. So am I, yeah don’t worry I’ll come… oh babe, be sure of that. It will be an unforgettable night” he chuckled more as he spoke with whoever it was, and you had a pretty good idea who it was.

That chick from the bar.

Huh of course you thought

He was cheating on you with her.

Of course you thought once again as tears started streaming down your face.

And his words kept being repeated in your head.

There is a girl he said.

She’s not important he said.

How could he say that?! your sadness turned into anger.

How can he say such a thing? After all these years we’ve been together how can he… You shook your head dismissing any further thoughts and wiped the few tears that had rolled down your cheeks holding back more that were to stream down…

The few tears that were almost impossible for anyone to see if he didn’t come close and that, of course,… he didn’t…

Sam didn’t…

And you decided that you’ve had enough. If that’s how he wanted to play it then so shall be it. You cut Dean’s conversation off and stormed into the room.

“Are you kidding me?!” you shouted and Dean immediately turned to look at you wide-eyed.

“(Y/n)? Wh-why are you back so soon?” he asked.

“Why I’m back so soon huh? Did I spoil your little surprise maybe?” you asked sarcastically and he still looked at you a little bit wide-eyed.

“(Y/n) it’s not what you think it is, I can explain.” he said his voice trembling a little bit.

“Explain? Explain what exactly?!” you ended up shouting “That you were going to cheat on me with that whore?! Or maybe that you have done it before?!” you couldn’t stop yourself from shouting; feeling more angry and hurt than you’ve ever been in your life.

Hurt what a word to use to describe what you felt at the moment. It wasn’t in the slightest close to what you were feeling. Your whole world falling apart.

But anger was exactly a word that could describe you as you saw that smirk on Dean’s face and then hearing him chuckle.

“You’re laughing?” you asked not being able to believe what was happening.

This definitely wasn’t Dean. No. Not the Dean you knew. Not your Dean.

“Ok now I think it’s time to explain how the case is.” he chuckled a bit and continued “(Y/n) I-” he started but you cut him off.

“Explain what?!” you shouted “That all this time we’ve been together I never meant anything to you? That you only used me? That I was important as much as a trash is? That you pretended to feel things but none of them were true? That it’s so hilarious how I even believed you? How I even believed that you could feel anything about someone like me? That to you everything about me was a nothing? That I was a nothing? That my damn feelings for you were a nothing? That the fact that you made me love you more that my own damn life or anything else for that mater, that you made me fall head over heels for you and are willing any moment to sacrifice my damn life for you because I love you more than anything else in Earth, Heaven or Hell is a nothing then…” you took a deep breath and blinked a few times as the tears had now started streaming down your face non-stop “… save it. I know the way out” you said and for a few seconds Dean stood there looking at you more wide-eyed; pain all over his green eyes.

“(Y/n)…” it was Sam’s voice from behind you; Dean could not utter a single word.

“Leave me alone Sam” you said in a low and harsh voice tone; shrugging off his hand and running out of the room and then…

… silence.

That’s the only thing that could be heard in the room.

Silence.

Sam stood there looking at his brother whose eyes were fixed on the door from where you left, only three words echoing in his head.

I. love. you.

None of you had said those words despite the fact that you’ve been together for at least three to four years. He knew he felt that way about you but always doubted that you did the same, it’s in his nature to doubt after all he is Dean Winchester. So he waited till you said it first and that hadn’t happened till now.

But it wasn’t the way he had imagined it. No, not at all. He’d hoped it would be just the two of you, that he would be holding you after having shown you how much you meant to him and that someone of you would say it (probably you) and that he would say that he loved you too, more that he could imagine. But that did not happen.

No. Not at all. And all because of…

… a stupid prank.

Really stupid.

“Dean…” Sam’s voice brought him back to reality.

Slowly he turned to look at his brother “Go to her” Sam said with a sad and sympathetic smile “Explain everything”.

And he did.

Shaking his head he quickly exited the bedroom and quickly ran down the stairs. Upon seeing the open door he realized where you’d went.

He went outside and walked into the rain, not caring if his clothes got wet. He had to find you. He had to.

Running a little bit more away he looked around him but could not find you. He searched  around him frantically, looking for you, but all he could see was rain pouring down on everything; just like his tears.

He had really screwed up this time.

He put his hands behind his head and looked once again around him in hope of finding you.

And he did.

He saw you running… in the opposite direction of him.

And oh did that hurt.

“(Y/N)!” he shouted and started running towards you and as soon as you heard him you picked up your pace, but it wasn’t enough since he caught up with you.

He grabbed your arm and made you turn to look at him; your eyes widened as you saw his also tear-stained face.

“Leave me alone!” you said and tried to break free; in vain though; as he grabbed both of your shoulders and forced you to look at him.

“No!” he shouted also so that he could be heard in the heavy rain “You have to listen!” he said and you shook your head.

“Listen to what Dean? I’ve had enough of your lies! Why don’t you let me go and you can have the life you want!” you said still struggling to break free.

“No! That’s not true, you have to hear what I-” he started speaking but you cut him off.

“I told you I’ve had enough! Just leave me alone and forget that I ever existed and so you can-” you started but this time he cut you off by grabbing you more forcefully and crashing his lips to yours.

You tried to resist but in vain. Soon you found yourself giving in to him and enjoying the kiss, you could not lie; not to yourself at least; no matter what he did you would love him and you could not change that no matter how much you wanted to, even if he felt nothing for you. The mere thought made more tears run down your cheeks and a sob escape your throat as he continued to kiss you. It hurt to know the truth. It hurt to kiss him and know that it didn’t mean anything to him. It hurt to love him so much.

After a while he pulled back; both of your lungs screaming for air; and cupped your face looking into your eyes.

“Why are you doing this to me?” you asked, your voice barely above a whisper.

“Oh baby” he said and some tears rolled down his cheeks “Please believe me. Nothing happened. None of what you heard is true, (y/n) I-” he almost choked on his tears “I love you more than my own damn life too baby, I would never do such a thing to you” he paused and you opened your mouth to speak but he cut you off “It was a joke” he said and your expression changed dramatically.

“Damn it (y/n)… Sam and I… thought that it would be fun to pull this kind of prank on you, knowing that nothing else would get you angry apart from that, no ketchup all over you or glue on your hair or something like that. Just a prank. All we wanted was to make you feel a little bit angry but not hurt you baby, never hurt you. And even the umbrella, Sam made some holes so that you would get wet and come to change and find me supposedly talking on the phone to a chick, but I wasn’t talking to anyone baby. Please believe me… None of them is true. I- I love you and only you baby…” he said tears running down his face “Please believe me…” he completed in a whisper-y voice.

You looked at him not able to believe anything and just as you were about to push him he spoke “Please (y/n)!” he said more urgently; afraid that you might think he was lying “Ask Sam if you want, he will tell you the same please, baby I-” he paused and pulled away from you he hands falling to his side as one pulled something from his pocket.

He looked up at from the ring, he had bought the previous week for your anniversary, to you “I don’t want to loose you, never…” he said and you looked at the ring wide eyed.

He averted his eyes from you to the ring “I bought it for our anniversary next week. I was planning…” he took a trembling breath in “I was planning to ask you to marry me” he let out a dry chuckle “Poor Sammy, he must have a headache from me rambling about how to ask you all the time and how I hoped you’d say yes though now… I just hope you forgive me baby and not break up with me for that stupid joke” he looked up at you again.

“You’re such a jerk…” you said and let out a dry chuckle and he looked at you with hopeful eyes “First giving me a heart attack and now…” you laughed a little bit more “Times like this I wonder why I love you so damn much, come here” you said and hugged him tightly; burring your face in his chest; as he did the same.

“So this means…” he started.

“Yes, I want to marry you asshole!” you said laughing and he laughed more.

He picked you up and turned you “I promise to make it up to you in every possible way” he said with a wide smile.

“And I promise to get you back for that in every possible way” you said after he set you down.

He let out a chuckle, putting the ring on your finger and cupping your face afterwards “Do as you wish…

… Ms. Winchester”