Daniel: *singing* I know this might be hard to swaaallooooow… this hurts me just as much as youuuu–
David: are you
David: telling me
David: that you have gotten hit by five freaking buses every week.
David: NO. OKAY.
David: H A V E Y O U S E E N M Y H O S P I T A L B I L L
David: DONT GIVE ME THAT “THIS HURTS ME JUST AS MUCH AS YOU” BULL UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY AT LEAST ONE BUS A DAY.
Daniel: it was just a comparis–
David: get out of my godamn camp