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Reasons to love Dragon Age Origins cast

You guys seemed to like the DAI one (for whatever reason)…

Which is here: http://lumi-chann.tumblr.com/post/152579171906/reasons-to-love-dragon-age-inquisition-cast

So heres more garbage below, if you feel like wasting your time :”)


Alistair

– Thinks Blight is like a party

– Until it actually goes wrong

– Thinks of his mentor like a father

HUG HIM

– (Actually you cant.)

– Wow game, you are an asshole

– Is really sweet and precious

– And a dork

– Stfu Alistair you know I´m right

– Just wants to be accepted and not made fun of

– Says the sweetest things and makes non single women compare their boys to him probably

– Compares you to a rose

– „Why cant he be real???“

– Bish, he is too good and innocent for this world

– Afraid of responsibility

– Like #relatable I get you man…

– Doesn´t want to be the king unless you tell him to „go for it boo“

– Loves dogs but would probably deny it.


Morrigan

– Much sarcasm

– Some of the smartest dialogue

– Can make you look stupid without putting effort into it.

– Could also kill you

– Changes into animals

– But her true form is still the best

– You probably like her outfit one way or the other

– (Cant believe hers is the only concept art that made it into the game…)

– Likes jewelry

– And deserves all of it.

BECAUSE SHE´S A QUEEN.

– Makes fun of Alistair.

– And everyone else

– But you just can´t hate her

– Hates love

– Until you romance her

– Holy shit she´s great at it then.

– But the ending hurts.

– It´s okay, she´ll be back

– Protect her from her mom


Zevran

Ohhhh boi, here we go

– That accent

– It makes even the straightest people go gay for him

– Smooth as fuck and he knows it.

– Thinks he doesnt deserve to be loved

– Is actually a precious cinnamon roll

– „I feel terrible and I wish to cry. May I rest my head in your bossom“

– Sure why not.

BUT WHY DOESNT HE ASK THE WARDEN FOR THIS

– What do you mean I´m playing as a guy. This guy has love to give for everybody

– Flirts with everyone, it´s great

– Tattoos

– Ugh that accent is still great

– Actually the most loyal romance tbh

– And cares about you

– Like a lot.

– So much so that if you die, he doesnt love anyone again.

– Deserves all the happiness


Lelianna

– Wants to help

– Because she had a dream about the end of the world

– Thinks the god sent her to help you

– Actually believes it

GASP „SHOES!“

– Likes your hair, even if you´re fukin bald

– Sweetest

– And her voice is sweet too tho

– Asks about your current boyfriend/girlfriend

– Best sis you could ask for.

– Doesn´t wantto kill anyone

– Not even an assassin sent after her

– Or the person who sent them.

DONT TELL HER TO.

– Doesnt want to be like her ex and wants to move on

– Loves you

– So so much

PROTECT HER


Sten

– Doesn´t like you

– Or anyone

– Or anything

– Haha got you. He actually is the sweetest later on.

– Calls you „kadan“ how cute is that dude

– Tol but precious

HE LIKES KITTENS AND FLOWERS

– Also took cookies from a boy because he didnt want him to get chubby

– Played „I spy“ with himself while waiting to either starve or get eaten

– Sad because he lost his sword

– „WHERE IS MY SWORD“

– He named it „Asala“ which means „soul“

– Has cute dialogue with your dog

– Literally so clueless but so smart you cant understand him if you tried

– Makes you sound dumb for asking questions

– „I should have stayed in that cage“

– So done with you.


Oghren

– Holy fuck a dwarf

– Finally

– Tough little badass

– Dont call him little though

– Could kill you

– So drunk

– Worst dwarf ever, it´s great.

– Actually the best cause his town is full of assholes

– Probably drunk all the time and if he stopped hed be like „how did I get here“

– Loves the surface tho

– „It´s sodding great. No one has any idea who you are or what you´re doing“

– Love him

– „That dog. Sodding thing took my pants“
– Oghren, you´re wearing your pants

– „BUT THE DOG DOESNT KNOW THAT“

– Loves his wife even if she did bad things. And left him. And cheated on him. And went crazy.

– He´s too good. It´s sad

– But is still a smooth mofo with Felsi

– Let him be happy.


Shale

– Calls you an „it“

– How does this not insult me

– Has a „nickname“ for everyone

– Is a rock

– jk, is a golem

– Trolls everyone

– And hates squishy things

– And pigeons

– And anything that has feathers and wants to take a crap on her

– Gives no crap herself

– Actually genderless

– Don´t question it

– Too good for you

– Wears crystals into fights

– LIKE A BOSS

– Also has a boner for Sten

– You know it´s true

– Also makes you look stupid, its great


Wynne

– Ayyy mama of the group

– Nah, she´s actually pretty cool

– And saves your sorry ass whenever you take her along, admit it

– Was a healer before it was cool.

– AND BACK WHEN HEALERS EXISTED IN THIS WORLD (I´m looking at you DAI)

– She´s too good, even Oghren and Zevran tried to go for it

– Scolds you about your relationship, but then later on totally ships it

–  Asks Alistair if he knows where babies come from

– Like, Wynne why

PRETTY DARN SASSY

– Could probably tell you anything about wine


Dog

– Is a dog

Happy bark

Disapproving whine

– Could tell Zathrian was a (semi) bad guy before we could

– Just wants to play

– But ok, am i the only one who is afraid to take him along sometimes?

– LIKE WHAT IF HE GETS HURT?

– MAMA WARDEN ISNT READY FOR THAT

– Actually makes Morrigan break her tsun act for a few moments

– Is a tsun himself kinda

– But loves you above all

– Protect him


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I would like to remind everyone that X, Zero and Axl being navigators for Alia, Layer and Pallette is a thing that almost happened and the voice clips of the Hunter trio being navis actually exists.

X is the picture perfect Navigator, of course. His advice is spot on and useful. He can get a little mother hen-y if his Hunter’s in a bad situation though.

Zero is a backseat Hunter, oops. If you’re not meeting his standards he’ll try to direct you precisely for the best results and make noises of dissatisfaction if his Hunter doesn’t do as he says. And then when they come back they get a round of heavy critiquing from him.

Axl is the annoying one. Most of the time he’ll dispense info if asked, but otherwise he whines about how boring Navi work is (this is legit one of his lines ), or if he’s on a topic he’s interested in he never stops chattering until you shut him up by yelling into the comm.

The headsets are pretty boring and uninspired oops… This was legit an excuse to draw Axl adorably I’ll admit

ya know it probably got unbearably hot touring during the summer in the early days

my submission for the @greendayartclub

How Monsta X Would Kiss You

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how are you gonna be face to face with hyunwoo’s precious cheeks and not?? cup?? them?? like imagine you wake up and he’s still asleep so you just kinda roll onto your stomach and cup his cheeks, waking him with soft pecks. nd he kinda groans into the kiss bc why are you waking him up but also he isn’t mad abt it. i see hyunwoo as a waist guy like i think his hands are immediately going to go to your back/waist/sides under your shirt bc that’s one of his favorite places to touch you. now to the kiss!!!! since he’s laying down he’s probably going to find a way to turn you over so he’s the one above you. and while one hand is planted on your waist the other will probably go to cup your cheek. i said i was going to get to the kiss a whole runaway sentence ago i’m so sorry. okay so his lips seem extra soft? and since it’s morning it’s probably such a slow, lazy makeout session but like who’s complaining?? probably bites your lips gently just because he really likes your lips and esp how red they can get when he applies a lot of pressure to them. like he’s soft but he’s also rough as he begins to get more confident ya feel?

Originally posted by sohnofhyunwoo

just imagine this is you and not kihyun


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Anonymous said: Hello my gal! Your writing is so wonderfully fabulous, I’m in love with all of your zach imagines! I was just wondering (when you have the time) if you could do a reader x zach imagine where it’s the reader’s birthday and he organises the day doing what she loves best (pj movie day with loads of snacks) it’s my birthday on Sunday and it would be wonderful if you could :’) (only if you have the time gal!) anyways have a lovely day and I’m off to read all your other writings x

So I had some time to hurry and write this. Happy birthday, anon! Hope this is some of what you were looking for.

Originally posted by modesthijabi

ZACH X READER 

“Hey, Y/N, what’s the theme this year for the big 1-8?” Sheri asks.

“Hmm?”

“Your birthday, silly!” The head cheerleader exclaims. “What are we doing?”

“Oh. Uh, I’m not actually doing anything.” Several surprised what’s sound from around the lunch table and you chuckle. “It’s not that big of a deal, guys. I just- I don’t want to do anything this year. I’ll probably just sleep in and eat junk food all day.”

“And your parents are cool with that?” Jessica wonders. “If I didn’t want to do anything, I know my Dad would still make me have dinner with the family at least.”

“Parents left on a cruise this morning,” you shrug. “They’ll be gone for two weeks.”

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The idea came from this coffee shop au post, but with some slight changes. I believe that Dipper should be the sleep deprived one (since even in the show he stays up late). He also has this recurring habit of walking into the walls and stuff, so Wirt should be the one working in the coffee shop and worrying about Dipper hitting the glass door haha. I love these nerds, it’s been a long time since any new sweet headcanons

Lams Fic Rec That’s Literally Just For Me Because I Don’t Think Anyone Following Me Cares About Lams

Conifer by Riddelly

Fantastic historical lams. Seriously, this is so good. The dialogue is slightly historical but not in a way that’s hard to read, and the everyone’s very in character and sweet. It’s just a one-shot, but definitely worth reading because it’s one of my favorites.

Apple by Madtom_Publius

This is part of a larger series called Valley Forge, but this is by far my favorite chapter. It’s another short one, but it’s so, so good. It depicts internalized homophobia during the historical era better than pretty much any other fic I’ve read, exploring a lot of religious guilt in a really insightful way. It’s pretty angsty, but the end gives you a great feeling of, I don’t know, hope? It’s difficult to explain, but I can’t recommend it and the series enough.

Stage Lights Are Blaring by Ravenesta

This is a modern AU where John hosts a late night talk show and Alexander is Treasury Secretary, and John sort of?? starts flirting with him over the show. I’m not going to give away too much, but this is one of my favorites and it’s super funny. The characterization is some of my favorite too. Unfortunately it doesn’t update anymore, but it ends at a point where it still feels like a complete story.

The People v. John Laurens by xissiar

John killed his father, and Alexander and Hercules are his lawyers. The writing for this is superb, and there’s a ton of really interesting court stuff too. It can be pretty triggering to some, with mentions of drowning, abuse, gore, etc, so be careful. It’s not complete yet, but it’s still updating and I’m really excited to see where it goes.

Jusqu'à Demain by rynnfox

A historical groundhog day AU that takes place during the war, I think it’s around the Valley Forge encampment, but I could be wrong. It really like its interpretation of Lafayette and John’s characters, and while it’s not super full of lams, it’s definitely there. It’s really angsty but not without happy parts, and just really worth a read. Once again, it’s not complete but still updating.

Dear Alexander by aceflowerchild

This one is so, so pretty. It’s two letters, one written by John and one by Alexander, and then a rewrite of Dear Theodosia. This one is like reading poetry, it’s utterly beautiful and actually fairly reminiscent of some aspects of their real letters. This is a short one, but 100% worth reading.

Catch a Glimpse of the Other Side by turtle_penguin_ravenclaw

This one is super simple and fun. After they both die, Alexander and John come back to haunt Jefferson. This one’s super lighthearted, no angst whatsoever.

My Friend Hamilton Whom I Shot by Sammyy

After killing Hamilton in the duel, Burr kills himself, and finds himself in heaven. This one’s a lil angsty at the beginning, but gets happy and lighthearted later on. This is a great on to read when you feel sad or anything, it always brings a smile to my face. The writing is great.

You can probably tell I got lazy at the end with the descriptions, but they’re all great and I can’t recommend them enough. And none are nsfw, by the way.

some mistake, part 5

When exactly is something going to happen in this story, you may ask. Soon, but the pacing will be super weird, I tell you. In other news, to answer a question that I am too dumb to understand how to tumblr-reply to, this story isn’t yet on AO3 because it’s very unfinished, but hopefully someday I’ll get it together! Thanks for reading so far!!



Derek’s first year at Phillips Andover finally draws to an end, and it’s as he’s locking his dorm room closed that he takes a deep breath and decides that yes, he’s got this. He can make it through the next three years.

Summer passes in a blur of lazy days spent lounging at the Met trying to find inspiration for his summer writing assignment and hot afternoons on the balcony looking out on the city. Derek rides four different airplanes and swims in two different oceans; he visits family down the east coast for the Fourth of July and hits up Chowder in early August to see all the local sights in the Bay Area. Chowder takes him to San Francisco where they walk along the wharf and gawk at fish at the aquarium. He drinks milk tea full of custard and eats enough egg tarts to last a lifetime. They go surfing and Derek manages to trip while underwater, causing Chowder to go into heroic lifeguard mode even as he’s shrieking barely censored profanities in alarm. C helps him pick out a tiny orange crab keychain for Dex that Derek wraps protectively under several layers of tissue paper.

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