you can tell everyone was having a lot of fun

heathers songs summarized with hamilton lyrics.

beautiful - the problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish

candy store - ahh, so you’ve discussed me. I’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me

freeze your brain - and if there’s a reason I’m still alive when everyone who loves me has died

big fun - they’ll tell the story of tonight. let’s have another round tonight

dead girl walking - I’m so sorry to bother you at home, but I don’t know where to go, and I came here all alone…

me inside of me - who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

blue - then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!”

our love is god - I’m sure I don’t know what you mean you forget yourself. You’re like me, I’m never satisfied.

prom or hell? - Lord, show me how to say no to this. I don’t know how to say no to this

my dead gay son - look at my son. pride is not the word I’m looking for; there is so much more inside me now

seventeen - when you’re gone, I’ll go mad, so don’t throw away this thing we had

shine a light - stay alive ‘til this horror show is past

lifeboat - I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. is this where it gets me, on my feet, several feet ahead of me?

shine a light (reprise) - you’re absolutely right, John should have shot him in the mouth that would’ve shut him up

kindergarten boyfriend - with only memories of when you were mine.

yo girl - do you know how hard it is to lead? you’re on your own

meant to be yours - I used to hear him say that someday I would blow us all away

dead girl walking (reprise) - this is the eye of the hurricane, this is the only
way I can protect my legacy

i am damaged - dying is easy, young man. living is harder

seventeen (reprise) - look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now

For work reasons, I regularly have to stand up in front of a bunch of people I have never met before, and talk to them. Usually it’s about fifteen people, but at conference time my seminars have upwards of seventy-five people or more in the audience.

For years, public speaking was not my favorite thing; I dreaded it more than anything else in the world. But I love it now, and I’ve been told I’m good at it, so I’m gonna share some tips. 

  1. Freak out. Go ahead. Give yourself permission to panic about having to stand up in front of a bunch of people and give a speech. Go. Panic, scream, cry, complain to the world. Just get it out of your system - really get it all out in one go. You can have anywhere from ten minutes to three hours, depending on how close this due date is. But however long you take, know that when you’re done freaking out, that’s it - it’s work time now.
  2. Make an outline. Write down the main points you want to cover. Dates, theories, equations, all of the Big Stuff. Write them all down in the beginning, so you won’t forget them later.
  3. Once the Big Stuff is written down, start filling in details: what’s important about this date, explain this theory, what’s the application for this equation. If it seems relevant, give examples (but limit it to one or two easy examples per item; overfilling with examples can lead to your audience forgetting what you were talking about)
  4. If you are making a PowerPoint - start transferring that outline into your slides. Don’t worry about design, format, animations, none of that right now. It shouldn’t be pretty at the beginning, all you need is your information on the slides. Make sure your slides are simple and not stuffed with information. Font size should be at least 28 for every bit of text - if you need to shrink it down to fit your information on, move it to the next slide or user fewer words.
  5. Write your speech in bullet points. Resist the urge to write it out word-for-word. If you write it out word-for-word and practice from that and nothing else, one of two things is probably going to happen: you will recite the speech as you have written and it will come across as a recitation rather than a presentation, or you will forget a word somewhere in the middle and stumble over yourself. Writing your speech in bullet points lets you fill in the transitions as you’re practicing; your flow will be more even and natural when you’re speaking, and you won’t get caught up in what the next word is supposed to be.
  6. Practice. Practice, practice, practice. Do not, under any circumstances, wing it. If you wing it, you will feel unprepared, so you will come across as unprepared, and you will probably forget important details or be surprised when a particular slide shows up. Practice until you are tired of your topic, practice until you want to murder your topic and bury it out in the back.
  7. There’s nothing worse than being in the middle of a sentence and realizing you have no more air left. When you’re practicing, make note of where you should breathe.
  8. Practice with an audience that can interact with you (your dog is a loving and supportive friend, but your dog can’t tell that you’re talking too fast). You need to give your speech to someone who will give you honest feedback - it can be an audience of one. Make it clear to them how you want their help: do you want them to critique your content, your presentation skills, or both.
  9. Preparation is equally as important as practicing. Check your PowerPoint - are all your animations working correctly? Is everything spelled right? Do you have legible notecards written in a way that will help you? Do you have an outfit planned (you want to look nice, but you also want to be comfortable)?
  10. Three days before, stop tweaking it. Stop making major changes. Go ahead and change the wording, but do not add any new content (and do not remove content unless it really is garbage). Up until now you’ve been practicing with a certain set of content, and throwing new content in at the last minute can unsettle your pacing and structure - it’s information you haven’t had nearly as much time as practice.
  11. One day before, leave it alone completely. It’s locked. Done. It’ll be what it’ll be. 24 hours before your speech is not the time to making any kind of adjustments to it. You’ve practiced what you have, you know you can rock what you have, so you’re going to give what you have.
  12. If steps 9 and 10 have both failed for any number of reasons (which is fine! happens to me all the time), then this is the rule you need to pay attention to. For the love of everything you find holy, do not make changes to your speech right before you give it. This has the same effect as winging it, and all the practice you’ve done will be for nothing.
  13. Get a good night’s sleep. Be hydrated. Eat breakfast (but not a super big special breakfast that might upset your stomach; eat your normal breakfast, even if that’s toaster pastries and a can of soda). Dress in layers, so you can remove or add a layer as necessary and not be freezing or sweating up there.
  14. Go first, if you have the option. Seriously. Volunteer to go first. You’ll get it out of the way, and you’ll be done. More importantly, you won’t be watching everyone else’s presentations/speeches while worrying about your own - that’s a super easy way to psych yourself out. So go first, or at least go early.

Other tips!

  1. Watch stand-up comedy. What stand-up comedy teaches you is timing, pacing, and audience interaction. Stand-up comics stand in front of people and talk to them for a living - they just happen to be funny when they do it. Study them for timing and pacing: where do they pause, for how long, how do they transition two wildly different topics together, etc. Stand-up comics are great at handling unpredictable audiences.
  2. PowerPoint animations: never use slide transitions, and the only animation you should ever use is “appear.” The “appear” animation controls what’s on the slide at any given time and is helpful for both you and the audience (though don’t make stuff disappear once it’s already on the slide). You won’t rush over yourself trying to move on to the next topic, because the next topic isn’t visible yet.
  3. Also on PowerPoint: know where your slides end. Create a little circle or square in the bottom corner that’s just a shade or two darker than the background color, and have it be the last thing to appear on the slide. Your audience won’t notice it, but it’ll be an indicator for you that the slide’s over and you’re moving on.
  4. If it’s speech with a time limit, have a buddy keep time by holding up a piece of paper with how much time you have remaining. Since you’ve practiced, you should know about how long your speech is, but you may speed up or slow down in front of people and you need to know about that. Be clear with them up front about what they need to tell you: you don’t want to be suddenly blindsided with 2:00 LEFT, but neither do you want to be warned every five minutes.
  5. Have a buddy give you signals. I talk super fast in front of people, so I always have someone in the back of the room to give me the “slow down” hand signal. You may also get really quiet, and you need someone to tell you to speak up. If at all possible, you want to adjust your speed or volume before someone in the audience points it out to you, which can interrupt your rhythm and train of thought.
  6. If you talk with your hands, talk with your hands. If you want to stand still, stand still. If you like jokes, tell jokes. If you need Star Trek references, make them. Let yourself be yourself. You’re already in an uncomfortable situation, and trying to silence something fundamental about who you are is going to make it so much worse. Be yourself in front of a crowd - you will be a lot more interesting, and a lot more fun (and have a lot more fun), than everyone else who’s trying to be as flat as possible.

If you have any questions or want some extra advice or anything, I’m happy to help!

Roar

Characters: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 630

Warnings: smuttiness-ish

A/N: These pictures of Jensen flashing his boxers to Misha have taken over my life.  I’ve never written Jensen before so why not start with Drunk Jensen.

Thanks to MastaBeta @wheresthekillswitch for looking it over on short notice.

Obviously this is a work a fiction, no disrespect to Danneel.

These pictures are not mine, credit goes to their owners.

You woke with a pounding in your head.  Lifting your head from your pillow you cracked one eye open.  Sunlight slanted through the curtains of the hotel window.  It was definitely late morning.  You looked to the other side of the bed, empty.  Jensen must be up and at the con by now, you think to yourself.  You knew it was a bad idea trying to keep up with everyone last night, but you were having so much fun.  You roll over, snuggling back under the covers hoping that a little more sleep will chase away the raging hangover.

You sleep most of the day before waking again and feeling more like yourself.  You get up and shower.  You’re sitting in your robe, finishing your food when you hear the door beep and in walks Jensen.  You can tell by his eyes and the way he’s walking toward you that he’s had a lot “apple juice” and you can’t help smiling.

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Originally posted by valeskajeromes

Warnings: nothing really. Stalker-ish Jerome. Curvy/Plus sized reader. Lit asf. ⏳🍑

A/N: I hope you enjoy this! It switches to pov’s from third to second btw. Revived!Jerome

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Jerome had been watching her for a couple weeks now. He just about knew her everyday routine: She would leave her apartment around 7:30 and go to a small, cozy cafe where she worked and stayed there until about 8 in the evening when she got off then headed home. Everyday when she would walk home Jerome payed close attention to her features and actions. The way her hair would blow in the rain scented Gotham wind, the way her cheeks would always be dusted with a shade of pink, the natural pout of her lips, and her curves. My god her curves drove him crazy, her body was truly a work of art and honestly quite refreshing to Jerome. If he was being honest he always had a thing for girls that had a little something extra.

Everything about her intrigued Jerome, but the one thing that irked him to no end was that he didn’t know her name. ‘What’s her name?’ would be a question that ran through his mind 24/7 and he absolutely needed to know. If there’s anything anyone knows about Jerome is that when he wants something he goes and gets it.

Now going up to her and asking her for her name politely wasn’t an option to Jerome of course. He wanted to wait until the perfect time.

It was a few hours after came home from work when he decided to…introduce himself. Jerome noted that her light was out which signaled that she was asleep, which was perfect.

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“That was too easy.” Jerome thought to himself as he opened the door to your apartment. He looked around and it was very cozy and neat. He took it upon himself to raid your refrigerator, grabbing a bottle of water and a banana. He stood up straight and closed the refrigerator door then leaned against the counter enjoying the his late snack until something caught his eye. It was a flyer that had the infamous ‘Hahahaha’ logo. An even bigger smile grew on Jerome’s lips when he realized that you could potentially be a fan of him and his “work” and boy did that excite him.

“Hello? Is there someone there…?” Your tired, soft voice sounded through the rather small apartment. You rubbed your eyes trying to clear your vision from the sleep you were getting not too long ago.

“Oh goody! You’re up!” Jerome’s voice startled you, making you jump. But you absolutely knew that voice anywhere, but it couldn’t be… “I was just thinking about going to wake you up.”

Jerome’s voice was a mixture of cheerfulness and nonchalant. Jerome reached over and turned on the light switch then what you saw completely shook you to the core.

It was him. Jerome Valeska. Alive as ever. You didn’t know whether to be scared, shocked, happy, or confused. His face looked a bit different, he had staples around his face and his smile seemed to be bigger than it used to. Nonetheless, in some odd way he still looked very handsome. At this point you didn’t know what to do so you just stood still with that same scared look on your face.

“No welcome into your home?” Jerome laughed hysterically, resting his hand on his stomach. “Gotta admit kitten, even to a guy like me that’s pretty cold.” He smirked and then took a few steps walking up to you. The more he took, the more you stepped back until your back touched the wall.

“Oh come on, doll. Don’t be like that.” Jerome smirked and closed any of the space that was between you two. You’re heartbeat was going insanely fast. You didn’t know why he was here or what he was going to do to you. You’ve imagined meeting him before but not like this. Also, you never imagined to be so scared of him.

Jerome’s hands found their way to the sides of your face and turned your head, quite harshly I might add, so you made direct eye contact. “It’d be a shame to mess this pretty little face up now wouldn’t it?” His words were harsh but his voice was very delicate with you. He could see the fear in your eyes and he was eating that shit up. On of his hands massaged the side of you face softly. “What’s the matter, babe? Gingers aren’t your thing?”

“…What do you want from me?” You attempted to sound brave but your voice came out as really submissive. “That’s easy, cupcake!” He laughed loudly in your face. “I want to know, everything, about you. But I’ll just settle for a name right now.” Jerome smiled.

You were beyond emotions right now but you hesitantly told him your name. Which may or may not have been a smart idea but you didn’t care at this point. Live in the moment, right?

“My name is (your name).” You said and he tilted his head, but he still had a smile on his face.

“(Y/N).” He repeated your name multiple times. “Hell, I like it! (Y/N) and Jerome sounds pretty damn good together, dontcha think? I can see the headlines now: Jerome and (Y/N) responsible for the death of Bruce Wayne.” You could hear the excitement in his voice.

“I’m- I’m not a killer..” You said and he deadpanned look.

“Everyone is a killer at heart. Trust me. We’re just gonna have to cut you open and get it out of you.” Jerome gave you a wicked smirk.

“I can tell you and I are going to have lots of fun, princess.” He said and placed a short but soft kiss on your lips.

stargogh’s hang out network

hey so I have arrived at 6.4k and I noticed that I have not started any groupchats with any of my friends!! So here is a hang out network for my mutuals, friends, and soon to be pals!! without further ado: here is a hang out network:)

rules:

please note:

  • this is a safe place for  e v e r y o n e ! ! 
  • I will choose 15-28 pals based off of similar interests so we can all get along! mutuals are especially encouraged to join!
  • I will start choosing from now to the end of February so make sure to end an application asap
  • I prefer imessage but please include any forms of communication you have or can get! and do not give away any one’s personal information
  • this is u.s. based as that is where I am but everyone is welcome if you don’t care about time difference!!
  • write a lot about yourself in your application as that is how I get to know you! also it would help to have a similar blog types so I can queue from u
  • announcements in comments & on the tag #hang out network! I will message you if you get in & everyone will be announced on a post by me!

If you get in:

  • introduce yourself n tell us what blog u run!!
  • you should probably follow everyone!
  • be a soft soul and be nice
  • have fun my pals

I would like to thank all of my friends for being my friends haha!! so I hope you all send me applications, good luck, and thanks:)

the signs based on people i know

aries: stubborn and independent, married to their netflix account, assholes but lowkey sensitive, always ready to turn up
taurus: competitive and sensitive, loves food and attention, would do anything to protect their friends and family, good for late night talks
gemini: either very emotional and empathetic or very cold and self-absorbed, silly, good sense of humor, quick to cut people out of their lives
cancer: no chill, always there to tell you the truth when you need it but usually in a nice way, would probably murder someone for you (or for fun)
leo: assholes, talk a lot, usually have some wild story to tell, VERY blunt and sarcastic
virgo: angels probably, always there to make you laugh, hates most people but it makes you feel special when one of them actually likes you
libra: try really hard to look cool, actually really cool most of the time, all over the place, very loyal
scorpio: VERY intense, either very sensitive or a psychopath, you can usually find them in the middle of a 5 hour long rant
sagittarius: always wants what’s best for everyone, sassy, loves listening to gossip, good listeners
capricorn: either cares about everything or cares about nothing, usually the parental figure of the friend group, generally responsible but doesn’t really know what they’re doing
aquarius: really hard to get close to them because they’re so closed off, they’ll come pick your ass up at 3am from a stranger’s house if you asked
pisces: all over the place (literally. it’s 4 in the morning and they’re not in their bed. where are they??), very VERY sweet and VERY generous

Return To Me.

Can be found on AO3 and FF.net, also this chapter under the cut….

Summary: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with the last 5 years of your memories gone? After an unfortunate accident, Oliver Queen must figure out his place in a life he has no memory of whilst his wife, Felicity, does everything she can to support him. With emotions, secrets and relationships pushed to the limits; will love and friendship be enough to turn back the hands of time?

Authors Note: This is going to be a long note, sorry. I just wanted to explain some things, I started writing roughly 4 years ago after some horrible personal stuff, it took a while for me to decide to start posting that work and sharing it. Writing for me is a way to escape real life, and all the pain, sadness, tough times etc. I use it as a way to deal with things, to just take a step back. When I started I responded to everything (I still try to), and even now I take every comment to heart, but I have been dealing with some horrible things in real life, things I don’t want to get into here. But for the past year some peoples comments on my fics have been making me feel even worse. I love to interact, I love to hear what people think but it hurts to have something I’ve spent free time working on, using as an escape ripped to shreds. It feels personal, because it is personal. I carried on responding even to all the anger, until last year when I reached boiling point. I stopped writing, I stopped posting. Then this fic was born, and I worked on it privately until I felt ready to share again. By now, real life is getting a lot worse, and I’m tired of being made to feel worse about writing, something that is meant to be fun, all because I can’t please everyone (and I really do try to). So if I have an attitude I apologise, but it’s born out of years worth of things. Things I can never explain, but being made to feel not good enough in life and here, it hurts, it hurts a lot more, I don’t expect people to read my fics, let alone enjoy them. But I just expect common curtsey. If you don’t like my work, that’s totally okay! But you don’t have to go out your way to tell me you don’t like it, to tell me you wont be reading, how bad a writer I am. All that does is make me feel worse about my life. I don’t see myself as a writer, let alone a good one. I just hope someone might enjoy reading my work. SO truly I am sorry and it’s taken me awhile to want to post again.
BUT today is @tinaday3w birthday, and I didn’t have a gift for her and she said she wanted to read this, so happy birthday sweetie, I hope you enjoy this surprise. And I am sorry for this one.

Chapter 8: Future.

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Hello everyone, as usual there must be a second sinja week. Last year it was Sinja wedding/anniversary week during the time Snb’s anime was airing. Thanks to everyone who participated btw. I became really busy and couldn’t even tell you how thankful I was for your enthusiasm ♥.

So, now, we have sinja AU & HC week, in which you can be a lot more creative and also show your dearest sinja HCs and AUs!!!

The prompts will be out soon, but while we wait, I thought it would be a good idea that you  send your AUs and HCs, so we share them with everybody and we all get in the mood! Just your regular asks, nothing elaborated as a fic or pic.
Anyway, hope you all have fun!

anonymous asked:

is it weird to ask what you did in austin? i happen to live there and i guess im just kinda curious :]

not weird at all!! yesterday we went to this wall that says i love you so much on it (apparently v famous graffiti) and also went to the bat bridge! today we drove to waco and went to the magnolias and tomorrow we’re going san antonio! it’s been really fun but also YOUR STOP LIGHTS ARE SIDEWAYS!! the heck!!

the love wall:

me and katrina at the bat bridge: 

everyone else at the bat bridge: 

me and katrina at magnolia: 

a motel that looks like a dick telling you to let love in: 

the best dog ever ordering some food, so smart, so perfect: 

thanks for asking man! i’ve been having a lot of fun! this waitress told me that every year there’s a day where people ride their bikes naked through the city and that it’s legal for girls to be shirtless anywhere in austin (i guess you can say, in the spirit of what is apparently austin’s motto, it’s pretty weird around here)

I’m having a lot of fun doing this shaded minimalism stuff. I’m also still excited for Sonic Mania, if you couldn’t tell.

I’ve been dealing with some minor back pain, so it’s been a little difficult to sit upright to work on art/animation stuff. But I want to keep posting stuff whenever I can.

Also, thank you all so much for the wonderful messages you’ve sent me. I wish I could respond to all of them individually, but I’d worry about flooding everyone’s dashboard. Just know that I’ve read all of them and I’m extremely grateful!

Thanks again, and I hope you all of a wonderful day! 

Your Zodiac Sign: No Sugar Coating | TheZodiacCity
  • Aries: You're always on the hunt for some new thrill, most of the time to cover up the fact that you actually live a boring, unfulfilled life; you love being the over-protective one but don't really know your limits; you're fun to be around, I'll give you that but that's only if your constant need to nitpick at something doesn't get in the way
  • Taurus: Oh Taurus, you have so much potential but that's usually sidetracked by your half-assed attempts at most things; you have a problem with every little freakin' thing that doesn't go your way (boo hoo); and you'd be a breeze to talk to if you didn't have constant diarrhea of the mouth (tell you my secrets? hell no)
  • Gemini: Talking a lot isn't your problem, talking about 5 topics in 2 minutes is your problem...you lose people with your maze of discussions; most people like you, they do, but you can be so judgmental and very difficult to understand; and for goodness sake, please stop acting like you're so "unbothered" by every damn thing...you are human right?
  • Cancer: We know you get sick of hearing how emotional you are...truth is, you hold your emotions down very well but when you want to become the poster child for "hissy fits", there's no stopping you; Cancer, can you hear me? Listen (or look rather), you don't have to know every muthaf*ckin' thing. I mean damn, you act like it's a sin to not INCLUDE you in something
  • Leo: You're a good person Leo, but you have a messed up attitude and it radiates to others more than you know. Between your weird facial expressions, dramatic-ness (I made that up) and your touchy moments, you're like a pile of stink garbage sometimes that no one wants to be around; your heart is big and people love you for that -- focus more on self-gratification though because you wear yourself out trying to be "Saint Leo who really doesn't want to do something but does it so you don't hear someone's mouth"
  • Virgo: Virgo, you try to care but most of the time you're making it look good. Are you compassionate? Are you sensitive to the needs of others? Yes, but far and few between do moments happen where you're deeply affected by it; You're a smart one Virgo, serious brain power you have there -- if only you could turn down those annoying thoughts that drive you bat shit crazy on the inside
  • Libra: You're probably doing something for someone right this minutes. Are you? If not, it won't be long. There's nothing wrong with "looking out" for people but sh*t, who's looking out for you?; and speak up dammit, why focus so much of your lovely energy on keeping things bottled up? Oh I see, you don't want to be disliked...well guess what, somebody out there hates your guts (just being honest) so you obviously can't please everybody
  • Scorpio: My dear Scorpio, you're a lot my friend. A whole lot to deal with -- and that's why many people back away. Don't tell me you haven't noticed; If you had a penny for all those crazy thoughts that run through your head, you'd definitely be able to pay someone's rent, at the least; You're another one with a good heart though, can't deny that but you need to work on being more of the genuine person you expect everyone else to be
  • Sagittarius: I like you Sagittarius, you're fun, you're bold, you're adventuruous but you can be such a big pain in the ass. You have such an irrational way of thinking. You expect everybody to be on your team and if they're not, c'est la vie. Why can't someone disagree with you? Are you the almighty, righteous one? I think not.
  • Capricorn: Having you around is some people's dream and some people's nightmare. I think it's safe to say you have an equal number of close friends and enemies. Well not enemies per se, but definitely people who can't stand your guts. You have a spunk about you but you can be extremely self-absorbed and even more demanding. You slobber on your pillow, just like the rest of us. Get a grip.
  • Aquarius: There's a lot I could say about you Aquarius, but I'll make this short and sweet. Focus more on relating to people and less on being so wrapped up in yourself. Are you a nice person, yes. But those who know you or are around you enough see the vindictive person you can be; if someone even looks at you funny, you're ready to write them off. You can't systematically cut ties with everyone and then wonder why you're a lonesome dud, I mean dove.
  • Pisces: You have a lot to say about other people, man oh man. What this person should be doing, what that person should stop doing but what about you? You're 85% of the time a walking contradiction; and stop feeling like everyone should do what you think in your mind they should do, last time I checked nobody was able to think for you. If you have certain expectations, that's on you. But if you don't SAY what you feel, who can you really be mad at?
Impro-CoC

You probably remember my post about Impro-D&D, since I mainly love CoC, so I played Impro-CoC. These are the rules:

1. Character creation is made with the quick build variant. After every step where you actually have to decide something, pass the sheets around

2. After the characters are done, draw them

3. Shuffle all the sheets. Someone volunteers to start as GM. Everyone else draws a sheet.

4. After 15 minutes, pass the sheets around. There is a new GM now.


Although I have only done this once, I can tell you, it’s really great. We created really cool characters and had a lot of fun with them. Jo Jones, the politican, is now the group icon of our WhatsApp group. The fun thing is how someone has something planned (I planned the invasion of London by the Lizardpeople), but it turns out completely different (green slime aliens in the Themse saving humanity from a meteor destroying the earth). You should all try it and I am looking forward for Friday, when I will play it again 

Do I use too many fucking swear words ?

I realize I swear a lot. Like, A LOT. It’s because I’m a dickhead of a Frenchy, we wankers swear a lot here (or not). Sorry if that’s offending to anyone, just tell me if you feel like I’m swearing too fucking much, like if I’m being a twat by using a fuck tons of swear word on a fucking regular basis. But Hell, I was born to swear : my real first name is “Fanny”. Typical French name, also pretty common in Europe in general (except for the UK and Ireland I guess). Means something else in every fucking English speaking country. Fuck you English langage. Fuck you very much. Like I have to use “Ellana” usually, because how unprofessional would it be of me to introduce myself as “Vagina” right ? I don’t get it, “Fanny” used to be a very common English name in the Victorian era. What happened ? A dude who had a shit tons of influence dated a woman called Fanny, and the bitch broke his heart so he decided that now her name meant “cunt”, and everyone was like : “Ok…cause like, he’s famous and have a lot of influence and all” ?! TELL ME ENGLISH LANGAGE ! WHY DID MY FIRST NAME WENT FROM “VERY COMMON” TO MEANING “VAGINA” ?! 

Hum. Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. Back on the subject : sorry for swearing a lot. Can’t help it. It’s in my genes (totally a real thing). 

PS : I can swear in French if it makes anything better. We have a…larger array of swear words. Like a plethora of words just for that. Putain de merde. 

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anonymous asked:

no just listen okay i'm not okay i've been watching jjdiaries and seeing jinyoung acting so childish and free, telling everyone he's three years old, getting chased by jaebum, hAs my hEART SHREDDED OH MY GOD THESE ARE TEARS?? WHERE'S MY BABY BOY JINYOUNG GONE I WANT HIM BACK LET ME HOLD HIM, but ofc i love savage and serious jinyoung now but i miss my lil peach sometimes ;-; u kno

OF COURSE!!!!!! I feel you anon😭 honestly you can really tell that jinyoung was so care free and fun spirited back then and now he’s changed….but I think I have a reason why. I remember a lot of people discussing a while back about why jinyoung changed all of the sudden. So basically since JJP got more exposure and fame first when they debuted as jjproject, jinyoung and Jaebum felt like they should tone their personalities down a little??? Especially jinyoung since he was always so hyper and fun. And the reason why is bc when they debuted as got7, jinyoung felt like he didn’t want to outshine the other members since he’s already gotten so much exposure to the public before them, and I guess he felt like it would be unfair to the other members??? And so that’s why he toned down his personality so he could fade into the background???? Other people say it’s because JYP wanted him to have a calm and mature image and that’s why he changed…😕 I don’t really know tbh :( but you can tell at times when he’s really comfortable he begins to get kinda hyper and his old self comes back lmao but either way I’m fine with however he wants to act as long as he’s being himself 👍

Writing prompts - 11

1. Do you ever wonder when you became the very thing you’re afraid of?
2. When you love someone, it’s worth fighting for. No matter what the odds.
3. Friends don’t let friends do stupid shit alone.
4. You’re leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want
5. I really don’t let myself cry in front of anybody
6. I need to learn to stop caring
7. Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I ever had to do.
8. You took a piece of me and I let you.
9. We’re friends, real friends and that means no matter how long it takes, when you finally decide to look back, I’ll still be here.
10. It wasn’t over, it still isn’t over!
11. So you think I’m broken? Then fix me.
12. If you love someone, you tell them. Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing. Even if you’re scared it’ll cause problems. You say it, you say it loud.
13. There is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance when you really don’t
14. Don’t you understand? I can’t leave you, but you’re constantly leaving me.
15. I only wanted you to be happy, I’m just sorry it couldn’t be with me.
16. I’m still in love with you. I tried not to be, but it didn’t work.
17. What if nobody ever loves me?
18. You’re perfect. Which is beyond annoying, I can’t look at you.
19. I love you and I’m always going to love you, but I don’t want to love you. I want to be happy.
20. You don’t destroy the person you love
21. If I murder someone, you are the person is call to help me drag the body across the floor. You’re my person.
22. If there’s no food, I’m going home
23. We should be drunk, why aren’t we drunk?
24. I’m standing here, looking at you and all I want to do is kiss you.
25. I have to walk away from you, I have to for me.
26. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I love you when I knew I did.
27. I can’t imagine a day when I won’t be in love with you
28. You bother the hell out of me
29. All I want is you!
30. Since when do I care about anyone’s happiness but mine?
31. I will always find you
32. If people are suppose to be together, they will find a way.
33. You may have noticed, but I’m not all there myself
34. Come bother me
35. I just want you to be happy
36. How do you begin to explain something that you cent even understand yourself?
37. Everything around me makes me miss you
38. Nothing about us feels right anymore
39. You have to promise me, you won’t fall in love with me.
40. I don’t want to be just the next girl
41. You wanna dance with me?
42. Sometimes, you fall for someone you didn’t expect but that doesn’t make it wrong
43. Every time I look at you, it hurts
44. Shouldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate our little quirks, but actually kind of likes them?
45. I’m happy your happy, but dammit what if?
46. You are the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning
47. We were inseparable, constantly being separated
48. I know you’re mad at me, but I need help with my tie
49. What am I to you?
50. So whose the unlucky girl?
51. I love you so much, I just want you to be happy. Even if that happiness no longer includes me.
52. You are the most beautiful person I have ever met and somehow, I don’t know, somehow you chose me.
53. What I’m about to say is the most selfish thing I’ve ever said in my life.
54. The first rule of truly live, do the thing you’re most afraid of.
55. The truth is, I’ve tried to stop thinking of but I cant
56. I’m mad at you because I love you!
57. I try so hard and I’m never the one
58. You’re jealous aren’t you?
59. Why are you so annoying?
60. Never in a million years
61. I might have had a few shots
62. I could kiss you right now!
63. It’s your fault we are in this mess.
64. I hate you
65. Just admit you’re wrong!
66. I need you to do me a huge favor
67. Well this is awkward
68. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!
69. “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?
70. Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?
71. All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.
72. It’s midnight, what do you want?
73. Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?
74. I’m too sober for this shit
75. Just pretend to be my date
76. I can’t believe you dragged me into this
77. Quick, kiss me!
78. Out of all the people in the world, I get stuck with you
79. You’re going to love me. Watch, you’ll see
80. It’s midnight, what do you want?
81. I wish I never laid eyes on you. I wish we never met. If I never laid eyes on you then I wouldn’t have fallen in love
82. I’m not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me!
83. Are you wearing my shirt?
84. Don’t look at me like that
85. Being your friend is basically ruining my life
86. If you leave, I will literally go out of my freakin mind.
87. I just want the chance to be yours again
88. Stop saying you’re sorry
89. I’ve been in love with her/him my entire life! And I think she/he loves me too.
90. It hurts so bad I can’t breathe
91. you’re my best friend. And if anything were to happen to you, I would lose my mind
92. That’s the problem, I don’t want to hate you. Because if I hate you then I’ll have nothing left
93. How about that dance?
94. Hold my hand dammit, we gotta make this look convincing!
95. Wait, am I dreaming or are you actually smiling?
96. Just do this for me and I promise I will make it worth your while!
97. I never had a minute to think about how I feel about you
98. I came here to win you back, and dammit, I’ll do whatever I have to
99. Why do you care? It’s not like we’re friends or anything.
100. Words don’t mean anything to me! You know what does? Taking action
101. The thing is, I can’t pretend we never happened because I’m still in love with you
102. We could’ve had a life together
103. Hold on to me
104. Can you stay? Please?
105. Let’s go somewhere, anywhere in the world. Just you and me.
106. You only get one life. It’s actually your duty to live it as fully as possible
107. I can make you happy
108. Do it, I dare you!
109. I’m not freaking out, are you freaking out?
110. You are never too old for a Disney movie
111. College AU
112. You’re my new dream
113. You mean more to me than anyone in this whole wide world
114. I’ll always catch you
115. Wait, what are the rules again?
116. That’s no fair! You cheated!
117. Neighbors
118. I’ll race you
119. I look at you and I’m home
120. True love is putting someone else before yourself
121. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever.
122. I think about you a lot more than I probably should.
123. What do you wish for at night?
124. I told you not to fall in love with me.
125. Coffee shop au
126. How drunk are you right now?
127. Can we just stay in bed and cuddle? Watch some Disney movies?
128. I think I’m falling in love with you
129. This stays between us
130. You have ten minutes, so make it quick.
131. You owe me, big time.
132. If you make fun of me one more time, I’m gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff.
133. If your house was on fire and you only had ten seconds to save something important, what would you get?
134. So I was–don’t move! There’s a spider on your shoulder!
135. How the hell do I end up with hufflepuff!?
136. Okay, it’s settled.you are officially my zombie apocalypse partner.
137. What is the point of being alive if you don’t try to do something remarkable
138. Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you
139. When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They’re your best friend and your soul mate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.
140. When you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
141. You’re just as screwed up as I am, I like you.
142. Doctor au
143. You’re insane, you know that?
144. But what if we get caught!?
145. Comic con au
146. You are really comfortable.
147. Just kiss me already
148. You made me love you and I hate you for that!
149. Why are you smiling at me like that?
150. I know I shouldn’t but I can’t stop thinking about you

titansealgair  asked:

do you have any arusasha(ArminxSasha) headcannons?

I can certainly get some Arusasha headcanons for you! Thank you for being so patient in awaiting them!

  • Armin and Sasha become friends surprisingly fast. They’re both really genuine listeners, and that habit attracts the others’ attention to the point where they hit it off right away and just have the best conversations about everything and nothing. 
  • And because they’re such good listeners and conversationalists, it’s super easy for them to open up to each other. Before they know it, they’ve started spilling their hearts out to each other, telling each other about the darkest spots in their past, all their fears and insecurities. They seek each other out when they’re upset and need to vent. It’s not even that slow, but also not too fast. They just… fall together so easily. 
  • And then it’s hardly awkward when quick hugs or absent pats on the shoulder or head become more frequent and comfortable physical contact until cuddling is the norm for them. 
  • They save each other seats, study together, train together, hang out all the time. They’re practically dating without realizing it. 
  • And then someone (probably Eren, maybe Jean, maybe even Mikasa or Connie,) points out the fact that they’re practically dating. And both Armin and Sasha deny it at first but then realize, hey maybe we are. And just like that, they make it official, and nothing changes except a label. 

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Ninjago Season 1, 2, and 3 Analysis  (Part 1)

Season 1 /  Rise of the Serpentine

Summary:

The first season of Ninjago, Rise of the Serpentine, 13 episodes are dedicated to our main characters Kai, Cole, Jay, and Zane stopping ancient race of evil snakes from destroying the world from a bigger snake, while trying to deal with Lord Garmadon’s son, learning to get stronger on the way, and who is going to be the destined Green Ninja.

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anonymous asked:

any tips on writing an asexual character?

A couple of key points:

  • Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction, NOT the inability to have sex.

An asexual person’s sex organs work just fine, and are just as functional as anyone else’s. Many ace people have sex, for their partner’s sake, out of curiosity, for procreation, or even because physical pleasure can occur for them during intercourse (there just isn’t any physical attraction or desire leading up to it). A lot of ace people even masturbate, it’s just that it’s typically a completely physical act - that is, it’s not directed at any object of desire, it’s just a thing that is done and can feel good.

  • Asexuality is a spectrum.

There are people who are asexual who have no sexual desire whatsoever, and are very weirded out by sex as a whole. There are people who have no sexual desire, but are still okay with or indifferent to having sex. There are ace people who can experience sexual attraction, but only after forming a strong emotional bond first. Decide where on the spectrum your character is.

  • Asexuality does not equal aromanticism.

A person who is asexual can still desire a close romantic relationship with a partner, and can enjoy acts like hugging, kissing, and cuddling, or even just emotional closeness through acts such as deep conversation. A heteroromantic asexual person feels romantically attracted to people of the opposite gender, and can want to create an deep emotional bond with them without sex (and a homoromantic ace is romantically attracted to the same gender, a panromantic ace is romantically attracted to any gender, etc.) A person can be both aromantic and asexual, and it is more common for an ace person to be aromantic than it is for other sexualities, but it’s still not as common a romantic-sexual-orientation-pairing as some people think.

  • Asexuality does not equal celibacy.

Celibacy is the choice to abstain from having sex, and, while many asexuals choose not to have sex because they simply have no desire to, people who experience sexual attraction can also choose not to have sex, often due to religious or other personal reasons. Not having sex does not make a person asexual, and having sex does not negate a person’s asexuality.

  • There’s no moment when you realize you’re asexual.

A lot of people can talk about their sexual awakening, or pinpoint a time when they first realized they were attracted to the same gender. This isn’t case for asexuality. There are no asexual urges that you feel to tell you what your orientation is. It’s just a whole lot of waiting around for those sexual desires to pop up, like they kept warning you about in middle school, and it never happening.

  • Asexuality is not a mental illness.

And I cannot possibly emphasize this enough. It is a legitimate orientation, like any other sexual orientation. It is officially recognized by mental health professionals as such. The American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders do not diagnose a hyposexuality disorder in patients who identify as asexual. It is found in lots of other species besides humans. It is not caused by trauma or by emotional problems. It is not something that needs to be “cured.”

  • Asexuality does not determine a person’s personality.

You’ve probably seen portrayals of asexual people who are terrible at social interactions, who have a hard time making connections of any sort, or who have a robot-like emotional spectrum. No. Asexuality does not cause any of this, and none of this is symptomatic of asexuality. Sure, an ace person can be emotionless or socially awkward, but no more frequently than people of any other orientation.

  • Asexuality experiences A LOT of erasure.

I cannot even begin to tell you how often a person who identifies as asexual has been told that they just “haven’t found the right person yet.” Sex is everywhere in popular culture, and people insist that everyone wants sex. People make fun of virgins, people will tell their friends “we have to get you laid.” Everyone is told that sex is an inherent part of relationships. And, despite the fact that as much as 1% of people are asexual, there are still very few people who recognize it as a legitimate orientation. There are even pride parades and LGBTQIA organizations that do not welcome ace pride. It’s frustratingly common for people who have come out as asexual to have people simply not believe them, or for them to have a lot of doubt about their own mental wellness if they don’t even know asexuality exists.

I am asexual myself, so, if you have any specific questions about asexuality, feel free to ask, and I’ll answer as best I can!