Straight White Boy Problem #955
*taking a Group pic with the BROS*
Ethan: *holding iphone* hey guys get closer together no homo
Me: *Breakss out Of the awkward reality before a picture is taken* WAIT…we didnt decide if we were smiling or taking a SERIOUS photo…
David: lets take a smiling one…and THEN a serious one…
Matt: …….can I be serious in both???
me: wait ethan we want you to be in the picture too! get that lady over there to take it!
Jay: *annoyed* c'mon david JUST be cool with this! Take the picture already ethan!! This shouldn’t be that hard! *whispers* No homo…
*everybody SLIGHTLY laughs at the bizarre combination of a dick joke and a no homo joke*
Ethan: *tapping iphone* ok got it
Jay: ETHAN send me that pic so I can put it on the gram dude!!!
Ethan: fuck you jay..I’ll send it to you when I want to
me: can you guys chill? This is our last time hanging out before college we don’t need to get mad
*things get awkward as fuck because this is a reality that has been imminent for months but suddenly Matt brought up “Football” so we started talking about….the sport*