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How I broke my 6th Graders Today

Student: “Miss, my little brother in your 4th grader class says you speak seven languages. Is that true?”

Me: “Yes.”

Student: "He says you speak Mongolian. Is that true?”

Me: “Yes.”

Student: “Can you say something”

Me: *explains, in Mongolian, that although I speak Mongolian, being that this is an English school, I am supposed to teach classes in English, so I have to speak English, sorry*

Collective Students: “Wow! Amazing!!!” *cheering*

One student slowly raises hand: “Miss, does that mean that you can…understand us when we speak Mongolian?”

Me: *Slowly leans over desk and puts on an evil grin. Single nod*

All students: *Terrified screaming*

Fake Chats #92
  • Hoseok: evidences of jeonlousy: one, you stare at him.
  • Jungkook: you're supposed to look at someone when he's talking.
  • Hoseok: yeah, but you don't look. You STARE. Two, you slot yourself in between Jimin and whoever.
  • Jungkook: that's just where my spot was.
  • Hoseok: there are no spots, Kookie. Three, you totally nudge us away so you can hug Jimin or lean on Jimin.
  • Jungkook: I take turns, same as everyone.
  • Hoseok: four, you argue that you're not doing all these things but the second Jimin shows up you get all possessive again.
  • Jungkook: I don't!
  • Jimin: hey, what're you guys talking about?
  • Hoseok: that's it, Jungkookie, resist the urge to smother him.
  • Jimin: oh, are we talking about koala Kookie?
  • Hoseok: yep.
  • Jimin: aw, Kookie, I think it's cute when you get jealous!
  • Jungkook: I. Do not. Get jealous.
  • Hoseok: no? *pulls Jimin in for a hug*
  • Jungkook: *makes the "called oppa" face*
  • Hoseok: admit it, Jungkookie.
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung, come tuck me in.
  • Hoseok: I'll take it.
8

bang bang, that awful sound
      bang bang, my baby shot me down

You're Drunk.

@small-ham-man: Hiya there! Nice to know other Hamilton/Reader blogs are here :D May I request a John Laurens x Reader where everyone is just messing around at the bar and John is horribly drunk? You can take on from there and be as creative as you can be :D

a/n: im sorry this is so overdue and short!!!!

prompts:
17. “Come on, let’s throw the dice. See what happens.”

pairings: John Laurens x Reader


Lafayette hung onto your shoulder, singing a french rendition of ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’.
“John, Alexander, Hercules…” He whispered in the middle of his song.
You looked down at the Frenchmen.
“I need to confess something.” He said in a somber yet guilty tone. You rubbed his shoulder to coax him.
“You can tell us anything buddy.” John said, leaning his elbows on the table.
“Y/N and I are married! Oh, wait, I wasn’t supposed to say that!” Lafayette giggled, slurping down the rest of his drink.
Hercules choked, John did spit-tic, and Alexander looked as if he was going to be sick.
You just laughed at the Revolutionary Set.
“You guys, Laf is piss-poor drunk. Do you really believe him?” You mustered between fits of chuckling.
Herc and Alex just laughed while John took a swig.
“Speaking of marriage, Alex! When are you gonna put a rock on Eliza’s perfect little fingers?” You teased, leaning in as if it were a secret between the two of you.
He turned scarlet and pushed the subject aside. After all, they had only met a week ago.
“How about you Y/N? When are you gonna get hitched and leave us losers?”
At the mention of marriage, you turned pale.
A voice in your mind kept whispering your favorite Carolinian comrade’s name.
“Marry me.” A drunken vouce slurred. You snapped your head to see John staring back at you.
“Laurens, you’re drunk.” You protested, desperately attempting to fight a blush. Your head was practically spinning. Did he seriously just do that? Were you hallucinating?
“I’d sober up to marry you any day,” He said in a more flirty tone, earning hooting from the surrounds revolutionaries. “Come on, let’s throw the dice. See what happens.”
You sarcastically laughed, sliding out of the booth.
“How do you expect to do that?” You asked, a hint of frustration in your voice.
He chuckled and leaned back comfortably in his seat.
“First, I’d dazzle you with gracefulness and gentleman-like manners-” He started, only to be cut off by you.
“I’d like to see you try!” You challenged, in a defensive yet upset tone. That earned a series of 'Ohhhhh’s.
“Oh really, Y/N? You just watch!” John retorted, making his way out of the booth. He got up to stand, when suddenly, his foot got caught on the table leg.
He smacked on the floor, the sound reverberating through the tavern.
“I’m watching, Laurens.” You laughed, crossing your arms over your chest. He groaned and flipped over to smile up at you.
“Not really the way you wanna impress the woman you are interested in, is it?” He questioned aloud, earning more chuckles.
You extended a hand to help him up, continuing your giggling.
“No, John, its not. Maybe you can dazzle my with your gracefulness another time?”
“Its a date!” He quirked with a wink, sliding and arm around your shoulders.
You rolled your eyes and untangled yourself.

“You’re drunk.”

anonymous asked:

I'm really struggling right now and don't know what to do...

Talk to someone, or even just be in the same room as someone and watch a movie or something. And remember AKF cause the SPN family is always here behind you lil bean. You can lean on any of us and we’ll do our very best to help you.

(2/3) “I cried all weekend when she was diagnosed. But I made sure that I ducked into other rooms so nobody would see me. It’s a little tougher being a man because you feel like you’re supposed to be the rock. You want to hold yourself together so the family can lean on you. I’m used to always being in control. I own my own business. I’ve always been the ‘go-to-guy’ for everybody else. But I have no control over this. And that’s tough. I just have to watch my daughter suffer and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Time Isn't Our Friend (Steve Rogers)

“I talked to Thor, there’s something going on with the stones, something bigger.” You told Steve. He noticed how worried you looked, and held your hand. “Whatever happens, we always survive it.” He told you. “Not all of us. Phil died before New York, Pietro died with Ultron and technically, you died too.” You said.

“Y/N, I love you, and nothing can get in between us.” He said. You smiled and leaned in for a kiss. He sat you on his lap and you began to take off his shirt. “You could have just breathed and that sumbitch would’ve ripped off your body.” You commented. “You just had to ruin the moment.” He said.

“Hey, I speak the truth.” You said and he laughed, grabbed your face and pulling you into a passionate kiss. He lifted his shirt off your body, but struggled with unhooking your bra, “Steve, we need to talk about the stones. I don’t think it’s time for us to…fondue.” You said with a mischievous smile.

“How did you find out?” He asked as you put his shirt back on. “I was friends with Howard before he died, and he can talk. Especially when he had bourbon in him.” You said and laughed.

“Well, what about the milk?” Steve asked. “It was an accident.” You said, defending your good name. “Tell me, how did you end up on the roof with milk balloons?” He asked. “It wasn’t just me, Tony and Clint were in on it.” You told him. “Ah, but who was the great mastermind behind it?” Steve asked as he hugged you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“Me.” You smiled, turning your head and giving him a kiss. “Now, what we know about the stones is very limited. So far, there’s The Tesseract aka The Space Stone. The Aether, aka The Reality Stone. Then we’ve got The Scepter aka The Mind Stone and the last stone that has resurfaced was The Orb, or the Power Stone.” You explained.

“As Odin explained to Thor and Jane, there’s six of these stones and just by themselves, they can destroy planets, but together, it would end the universe.” You said. “Two things. You are very attractive when you’re explaining this, especially because you have no pants. Second, do you think that someone’s collecting them?” Steve asked.

“Two things, one grow up. Two, there has to be. The stones haven’t been seen in centuries. They’re all appearing years apart, and someone’s playing us like pawns.” You said.

“What are the other stones?” Steve asked. “Time and Soul.” You told him, reading off Thor’s writing. “And what are we doing about it?” Steve asked you. “Thor said he had contacted a group who interacted with The Orb, but that’s all he wrote down.” You explained.

“What can the last two do?” He asked you. “The Soul Stone has control over reality and has a desire to collect souls. The Time Stone is very easy to explain, it allows the user total control over the past, present and future.” You told him. “We can’t do anything about it, not now at least.” He said

“All we can do is fight to keep people protected here.” He told you. “I know, but what happens if or when they’re all together? The end of everything?” You asked. “Now, let’s go back to bed. You have a meeting with Stark.” He told you.

In the middle of the night, a bright yellow light woke you up, and it wasn’t the sun. “Where the bloody hell am I?” You heard a British voice say. You looked as the light slowly faded away and it was a young woman with a brown leather jacket, she had deep red lipstick and brown curled hair.

She turned around and saw you with a look of awe. “Excuse me, I didn’t mean to intrude, but do you have any clue where I am?” She asked you. “Brooklyn. New York.” You said. She then saw the busy street outside the window. “1947?” She asked.

“2017.” You said. She then opened the curtain and saw the new age. “Y/N, what’s going on? I went to the bathroom for a minute.” Steve asked as he walked out the bathroom. The woman turned around, “Steve?” She asked with a look of hope in her eyes.

“Peggy?” Steve questioned. “Yes, it’s me.” She said and she looked like the happiest woman on earth. “How are here?” He asked and she slowly walked towards him. “I don’t know. I was on a mission and a man blasted me with a yellow beam and I thought I was a goner.” Peggy explained.

You got out of bed. “Did he say anything?” You asked her. “Yes, something along the lines of ‘We’ll see how she likes it when she has something ripped from her’.” Peggy said. “What was the man’s name?” You asked her. “Yao.” She told you and you gulped, having a look of terror in your eyes.

“Y/N, what’s wrong?” Steve asked. “The Time Stone. Yao used the Time Stone on her and brought her to 2017. Steve, something terrible is coming.” You told him. “Like what?” Peggy asked. “The end of the universe.” You said.

Steve walked towards you and pulled you into a hug. “Do you see anything?” He asked you, resting his chin on your head as you leaned into his chest. “Ah! It’s hurts!” You shouted, pushing him off you and your eyes began to glow. A white light beamed out your eyes.

“What’s wrong with her?” Peggy asked in terror. “There’s a lot you don’t know.” Steve said as he saw you fall to the ground. He ran to your side and rested your on his lap. “Y/N, wake up.” He said soothingly, brushing your hair.

A minute later, your eyes fluttered open. “What did you see?” Steve asked. “Death. Destruction. I-I felt it, their deaths. It hurt so much.” You said, beginning to cry. “Can someone explain to me what the bloody hell just happened?” Peggy asked.

-

“She’s back.” You told Fury. “Who?” He asked. “Peggy.” You said. “She died last year.” He told you. “No, a younger version of her. She came back last night and Steve has been helping her with the information.” You told him. “How?” He asked. “The Time Stone. Something bigger is coming, Nick, I saw it.” You explained.

“Go back to him. Whatever you saw clearly left a mark on you.” Fury told you. “Nick, you don’t understand. I saw it. Everyone was dead, for her.” You told him. “For who?” He asked. “Death, he’s doing it all to impress her.” You said. “Y/N, go home. You need to be with Rogers.” Nick ordered you.

“I can’t.” You told him. “Why not?” He asked. “Because she’s there.” You said. “Carter?” He questioned. “Yes. I can’t stand it looking at them together. They look so happy, and I always knew in the back of my head that I’ll never be as good as her to him.” You said sadly.

“He loves you.” Fury said. “But he loved her first.” You said. “Go to him, I’ll contact Thor.” He told you. You nodded and walked back to your car and drove back to the house you and Steve owned.

-

“She seems like a lovely girl.” Peggy said politely as you walked into the house. “You’ll always be my girl.” You heard Steve said and it break your heart to hear him say it. “Now about that dance?” He asked her. “I would love to.” She told him.

You then heard an old 40’s song playing and you rushed out of the house before they noticed you were home, and drove to Tony’s house. You were about to do something reckless, but you weren’t thinking clearly.

-

“Y/N, what a surprise to see you here.” Tony asked as he opened the door. “It was a surprise to see you open the door.” You told him as you walked in. “I saw you on the security camera and had to see you myself.” He told you, closing the door behind him.
“We haven’t seen you since his funeral.” He told you. “Well, I needed time.” You said, pouring yourself some scotch. “We all did. What we didn’t do was disappear off the grid.” He said, clearly mad that you left them.

“I saw his death; minutes before it happened.” You told him. “You never told us that.” Tony said. “How could I? I could have stopped his death but…”

“But you were with me.” He finished your sentence. “I don’t regret it, do you?” He asked you. “I don’t know. I needed time to clear my mind and then…” You said. “It’s not your fault. War makes us do crazy things.” He told you.

“I heard you and Pepper broke up, I hope it wasn’t because…” You said. “No, but it was apart of why, with a billion other things.” He said. “That’d got to be your fifth cup of scotch. What’s wrong?” He asked. “I saw something terrible, felt something worse.” You told him.

He walked up to you and put the bottle of scotch down. “Tell me.” He said. “You remember the nightmare Wanda showed you?” You asked and he nodded. “I saw it, it’s going to happen.” You told him. “What?” He asked. “It had to do with the Infinity Stones. Everyone was dead and I felt their deaths. I heard their screams as their life was taken from them.” You said, looking at the ground.

“There has to be something we can do. We can’t just wait for that to happen.” He told you, and that was when you realized how different he and Steve were.

You then ran up to him and kissed him out of nowhere. He did resist, and kissed back. He had been waiting to hold you in his arms again, but didn’t want to disrespect his friend.

Two hours later, you got out of Tony’s bed and began to sneak off. “Didn’t think of you as the bang and leave type.” Tony called.out. “This shouldn’t have happened.” You said. “Like it shouldn’t have happened last time? Steve’s gone.” He told you.

“No, he’s not.” You said. “What?” He asked you. “Steve’s not dead. They faked his death.” You explained. “How could they not tell us?” Tony asked. “We couldn’t have. He needed to stay behind everything, watch over us.” You told him.

“Tony, the end is close than we thought. The Time Stone surfaced last night, Yao brought back Peggy. When The Soul Stone is shown, we’re dead.” You said. “Not if we do something about it. We can’t just wait.” He said, putting on his clothes.

He grabbed your arm and the two of you walked to your car. He was in the driver’s seat as you sat in the passenger’s seat. “Where are we going?” You asked. “We’re going to see our dead friend.” He told you.

-

“Tony, don’t do anything irrational.” You said. “He lied to me!” Tony shouted, turning to face you. “I thought he died! Do you know what that did to me? I almost killed myself, I couldn’t bare it.” He said. “What stopped you?” You asked. “You.” He answered.
Steve walked out the house and saw you talking to Tony. Tony turned and saw Steve alongside Peggy. “You son of a bitch.” Tony said and ran to punch him. “Tony stop!” You shouted, pulling him off of Steve.

“Why is he here?” Steve asked. “He needed to know.” You said. “After a great night.” Tony told him, letting his emotions get the better of him. “What is he talking about?” Steve asked. “She hasn’t told you?” Tony asked.

“Told me what?” Steve asked. “Nothing he’s drunk.” You lied, trying to calm Tony down. “We slept together, twice. The first time was about an hour before you died and the second time was just a few minutes ago.” Tony told him.

“What?” Steve asked, heartbroken that you would do that to him. “I wasn’t thinking clearly. Seeing you with Peggy made me feel insecure. You loved her, still do.” You told Steve. “I love you.” He said. “Not like you love her. You’ll never look at me like you look at her.” You said and he didn’t speak, that was when you knew you were right.

“Let’s go, Tony.” You said, holding back tears. Tony resisted punching Steve again and walked to your car and drove off. “I’m so sorry.” Peggy told him. “I love you truly loved her.” Peggy said. “I always will.” Steve said as he watched the car drive away.