you can kill someone with a pencil

tagged by my tiny fren @a-smol-snake <3

A - age: 23

B - biggest fear:  brain damage/degeneration of brain cells

C - current time: 00:38

D - drink you last had: greenfield “rich camomile” bc i am an old man

E - every day starts with:

F - favorite song: right now it’s Ben Howard - Time is Dancing

G - ghosts, are they real: out of all the questions they could come up with g-

H - hometown: Moscow, Russia

I - in love with: can i just NOT-

J - jealous of: please, i’ve dug my own grave before why should i do this again, spare me-

K - killed someone: i even let the tiny spider live in my pencil case because i couldn’t kill it

L - last time you cried: two weeks ago

M - middle name: don’t have one

N - number of siblings: an older and a younger sister, also one awesome person told me that makes me the sandwich child

O - one wish:  apparition, teleportation, no-visa flights GIVE ME ANYTHING PLEASE

P - person you last called/texted: an artsy dude from our photostudio

Q - questions you’re always asked: “wait…did you dye your hair?…again??”

R - reasons to smile: tumblr hp rp community

S - song last sang: probably something from the tanz der vampire musical because i am trash :^)

T - time you woke up: 09:50

U - underwear color: why would anyone in the entire world want to know that why

V - vacation destination: Japan, US, UK, Korea

W - worst habit: procrastination

X - x-rays you’ve had: does fluorography count or-

Y - your favorite food: i have way too many favorites

Z - zodiac sign: aquarius

LOTF Characters in Middle School

Ralph: The entire Navy Seal meme, every day, fluently. Mediocre grades. Flies by socially with little more than good looks and a decent personality (as long as you’re at least a 5 or a 2 named Jack)

Jack: Has been in choir since DAY ONE, calls theater kids losers, hates the jocks not for any valid reason other than a personal vendetta that he, himself, cannot play sports for shit. Not even just because he’s skinny, but also because he can’t follow someone else’s strategies and blows away with a slight breeze.

Simon: That weird kid that never says anything, even in group projects. But when he does? It’s super weird and cryptic and you can tell he’s trying to be friendly and helpful but how the /fuck/ do you know that. If there’s a ‘write about your favorite animal’ prompt in English you know he’s the kid raising his hand asking if bugs count

Maurice: He’s the kid that sits in the back and makes girl moans really loudly. Owns a fidget spinner, but doesn’t need it. “U dare me to do that?” “Dude no-” (does it). Calls himself a pro gamer, but his entire gaming experience consists of COD, Minecraft, and coolmathgames4kids.

Roger: Edgelord. He doesn’t say anything to anyone unless you knew him since before he was the devil. Draws pentagrams on the desk in pencil. Claims to have been in more fights than he can remember, and won all of them, but has never been in a fight. He cuts the tails off of lizards and kills bugs. He can usually take it or leave it, but the second ANYONE, even the teacher, says leave it alone so someone can take it outside, it becomes his life mission to crush that bug. Makes death threats over the smallest jokes. Basically, he’s /that/ kid.

Piggy: Teachers pet. Always has extra lunch money for cookies and chips. Straight A’s. He has friends, but it’s just people who don’t like him or are 5th graders who just think it’s SO RAD a mIDDLE SCHOOLER wants to be their buddy. Says Ralph is his best friend but every time he does you just see Ralph shaking his head somewhere in the background. Always. Even in his own home, you can almost see the reflection of Ralph in the windows, denying it. As if even in spirit he rejects Piggy’s intimate friendship.

Sam'n'Eric: “Where’s the homework.” “I’m Eric” “Oh, sorry, (steps to the desk next to him) Where’s the homework?” “I’m Eric.” “??”

Red vs. Blue starters (Volume 4)
  • What happened to your body, ___?
  • I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.
  • Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.
  • You must have me confused with someone who’s brave.
  • No, don’t duck, that makes you harder to hit.
  • I only eat foods that begin with vowels.
  • I can’t have you not paying attention. You have to be alert! Constant vigilance! Composed, attentive!
  • I don’t know what you’re talking about, I didn’t see a damn thing.
  • You know what? I work better alone.
  • I need you to step up to the plate. You’re my number 2 man now.
  • I’m gonna go over to the chow hall and secure some Oreos. I got a diet to keep up.
  • I wonder, if I killed a ghost, would it come back as a ghost of a ghost?
  • Oh man, I can’t believe this. My life was going exactly as planned. How did it all go so wrong?
  • Shut up, you ruined my life.
  • I think I might need a tetanus shot.
  • Whoa, man, what is that stench? Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?
  • You’re not gonna be able to figure out alien language by experimentation, give it up.
  • I don’t understand. Are- are- are you hungry? Are you cold? Do you need a blanket? ___, do you want some hot dogs in a blanket?
  • Look, no offense, but I don’t believe in you. You’re just a product of my imagination.
  • Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go dig a hole to live in. 
  • My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely. And my bullshit meter agrees.
  • Now hold still. For science.
  • ___, stop screening my calls!
  • This job is the best! I can’t believe you quit!
  • You’re not exactly the most diplomatic of individuals.
  • I feel that I’m gonna regret this, but I feel even more that I just don’t care, and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kinda interesting. Go for it.
  • I know you’re ridin’ high on your new promotion right now, but don’t think you can order me around.
  • We don’t wanna hurt them, I just wanna make them totally jealous for kicking me out.
  • Son of a Ben ‘n’ Jerry, who’s gonna help me eat all this ice cream we found?
  • Sorry to fuck up your quest, dude, but I’m not goin’. 
  • You better hope that I don’t die, 'cause if I do, you’re the one taking care of my kids.
  • I don’t know, I think you’re just telling me what I wanna hear.
  • But you’re a slothful idiot! Treason takes effort! I never expected this from you!
  • What if I have to kill stuff, dude? I’m a lover, not a fighter.
  • I feel obligated to say something encouraging.
  • Come on, hustle up! If you gotta use the bathroom, do it now 'cause I’m not pullin’ over.
  • You don’t make a very good hostage taker. My last prisoner experience was much cooler.
  • I think yelling should be reserved for only the most critical of situations. Like when someone drinks milk out of the carton!
  • You have a hole? Whoa, now that’s cool!
  • Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone.
  • If you don’t like the plants idea, how do ya feel about a fountain in the armory? That place is so gloomy.
  • Dear God, the madness is spreading! It’s only a matter of time before it takes me!
  • So far this quest is a fuckin’ breeze. I’ve already killed a dead monster. What’s next, we gonna open an unlocked door? Rescue a princess from herself?
  • This is some greeting. I come to help you guys and you ambush me.
  • Wait, is this some really weird form of torture?
  • I lost one of my mittens. We have to go back.
  • And that’s how I rescued you and saved the day. The end. Any questions?
  • As you know, I’ve never liked you. Not even a little bit.
  • I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing. It’s the same ribbon as last place. It’s purple.
  • This conversation’s stupid, and I’m hungry. Where’s the food?
  • God damn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.
  • You fool! Can’t you see I’m busy with an evil plot?
  • I’m not speaking with you until we punish your insubordination and treason.
  • Okay, this is officially more boring than any of the other times I’ve been to court.
  • Oh my God, that cake is huge! It’s big enough to fit a person in it!
  • I’m just using your body to fulfill my evil plans. When we’re done, I’m going to throw your rotting carcass in to a swamp and let the beasts feed on your entrails.
  • I took four years of high school Spanish. That’s the best way to learn any language.
  • I ate a pencil.
  • Here are your orders: eliminate the enemy. Good luck. Also, try to do better and please win.
  • A sniper rifle is a coward’s weapon. When you kill yer enemy, you wanna look in his eyes so he knows you’re the one who beat him to death!
  • Uh maybe we should, um, have the doctor explain, uh, just how babies are made, y’know, uh, in case someone in the group, uh, may not exactly know how that… happens.
  • I don’t want to live in a world without exploding!
  • See, these tools can be confusing sometimes. That’s why doctors have to go to school for so long. Not that I’m actually a doctor, mind you.
  • You’re not pregnant.
  • Would this be a bad time to mention that my stomach just started hurting really bad?
  • How can you think of soup at a time like this? 
  • We think that it’s your turn to surrender.
Erased Starter Sentences
  • "I said that out loud..."
  • "Are you stupid?"
  • "I want to be a superhero."
  • "I want to go to an island that has no people."
  • "Your heroic efforts just couldn't end in tragedy."
  • "Do you believe in Yokai?"
  • "Would you kill someone for my sake?"
  • "Nothing good comes of getting involved with strangers."
  • "You can have curry for days."
  • "Don't make fun of superheroes!"
  • "Doing your best is the key to everything."
  • "Can I abduct you right now?"
  • "Don't do anything that'll get you arrested."
  • "I'm glad I trusted you."
  • "Isn't it hard fighting all on your own?"
  • "Are you trying to sound cool?"
  • "So I threw __'s prized pencil out the window."
  • "And what I get to have is your death at my hands."
  • "You said you wouldn't lie to me."
  • "I wanna be friends!"
  • "You can't kill me."
  • "You can have curry for days."
  • "Don't you...have a weird feeling?"
  • "I'm glad we became friends."
  • "You really are connected to a lot of crimes..."
  • "I want to believe in you."
  • "I'm a superhero."
  • "A hideout a stranger enters in the middle of the night is a bad one."
  • "I'll do whatever I can to help, so don't hold back okay?"
  • "You've become more mature somehow."
  • "The conclusion is still up ahead and nobody knows what it is yet."

anonymous asked:

do you have any high school au ideas?

• Character A and Character B are partners working on a school project together. They have a dating history, but broke up years ago. However, spending so much time together outside of school is causing them to realize how much they miss being with the other.

• Character A gets dragged to the informational meeting for their high school musical/play by their best friend, Character B. They find out that the play/musical is based off of their favorite show/book/movie, so they decide to audition. Character A has to battle their horrible stage fright the entire time.

• “Once again, no, I won’t give you my homework. Just because you’re kind of attractive doesn’t mean that I have to let you walk all over me, now go do your own work like you’re supposed to” AU

• Character A and Character B fight over who is the better teacher’s pet in every class they share, which is every class. All their classmates are either extremely annoyed by this or they root for one or the other, there is no in between.

• “Whoa, hey, get your own coffee dude I need the caffeine just as much as anyone else” AU

• Character A is having an extremely stressful night, trying to write an essay, finish a project, and complete several worksheets, while also packing for a trip they’re going on for the next three days. Character B comes over to help them get everything done in time before Character A breaks down and has a panic attack.

• “I don’t think you understand how important Tumblr is to me I can’t get through high school without it” AU

• Characters A, B, C, and D have a study jam at Character A’s house. They have mountains of textbooks, notes, papers, pencils, pens, higlighters, and various foods and drinks strewn about A’s room. By the end of it all, they goof off more than they study. 

• “Can someone kill me please? Preferably before exams start in a week” AU

http-yanie  asked:

Hi again! Just checking on you cause I want to remind you that you are a lovely person, and please get enough sleep & I also have a request FF. Have you heard of Leigh & Samson Ackerman from dyfm? Please write one where Leelu is generally just going nuts over Armin and Armin is actually interested, and he even tries to flirt very subtly but Levi gets all overprotective. Thank you~! <3 Lots of love. :3

You’re super sweet to worry but don’t stress about it, my sleeping pattern is atrocious but I function okay and thank you I am literally the opposite of a lovely person but I appreciate it ahww <3 okay so I’ve tried to emulate the Leelu/Armin deal as best I can, but this entire thing would look cooler as a doodle and I, unfortunately, can’t draw for shit. But here’s my attempt anyways! drinkyourfuckingmilk, hope you don’t mind me butchering your OC’s a li’l bit. 

“You know what, Leelu? You’re going about this all wrong.” Samson crumpled the letter - the horrifying, eight page monstrosity scrawled in what he could only describe as legless-chicken scratch - and tossed it into the bin. “No dude or dudette is gonna wanna read that colossal train wreck. “

“It’s for Armin,” Leelu said, and she folded her arms over her chest. Samson snorted, and at the death glare Leelu sent him, raised his hands and rocked onto the back legs of his chair. 

“Hey, no judgement on my part, Lu-Lu.” 

“Call me that one more time, I fucking dare you.” 

“Alright, alright.” Samson’s chair clattered to the floor and he crossed one leg over the other, one elbow propped on the back rest. “You’ve gotta quit with these lame-ass letters. It’s my duty, as both a big brother and an all-round superior being, to enlighten you on the five stages of woo-ology.” 

Leelu’s lip curled deeper into it’s usual scowl and she pulled her brows in. Samson leaned close and threw an arm over her shoulders. 

“Trust me,” he said, “when have I ever led you astray?” 

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Sarah was sitting behind the desk at work, typing in some financial information, nothing dire but mostly to kill time before returning home– before returning to him. She sat behind the computer, absentmindedly chewing on a pencil when she heard the chime of the bells as the door opened. Her head popped up, barely visible over the tall counter. “Hello, uh, can I help you?” She asked, caught off guard someone was here this late in the day.

Things I noticed on my TWD rewatch/general thoughts.

I feel like Negan made references to sex no less than 10 times in this episode. Titties this, vagina that.  

I counted at least 6 women in that room. I think two of those women were black and latina. Also is Sherry like his #1 or something?

Originally posted by nansgifs

Dwight is Daryl’s perpetual shadow and it’s still creepy. I hope those eggs sandwiches were worth watching your wife tongue down Negan in front of you. 

Originally posted by thedundermifflin

Father Gabriel walked his happy ass back to Alexandria so causally, w/o a gun or care in the world. He was not interested in spending a whole day listening to Spencer bitch about his new bff Rick. And this is a dude that had spent his life listening to other people’s confessions. Ha! (I caught that veiled threat too)

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

Negan’s bedroom is nicer than mine! Aesthetics galore. He has two couches, a coffee table, a four poster bed and general knickknacks hanging around. You think he decorated it or one of his wives? 

I thought that guy Spencer found hanging was fat joey but apparently not. 

Sing me a song: 

Originally posted by wwinterweb

The skin peeling…

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

They made Daryl clean up that dude’s pee. And they are making him serve cheese and grape platters and shit. He’s basically the butler and housekeeping at this point.

Did that guy hang himself or did someone else? Either way they/he went to a lot of trouble to get that dude up so high, they even have a little perch up on the tree, which is weird.

Another crossbow found! First Daryl, then Dwight and now Spencer. There can only be one.

Originally posted by skelos

Ugh! Again with the Latin. If that guy did kill himself and left that note, that has to be one of the most pretentious suicide notes ever.  

Negan has a daily planner. You think he penciled Mark’s punishment in for that day? 

Originally posted by melancholic-wallflower

What the fuck Jesus? Like how? 

I think that note was from Sherry. 

Michonne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God, I love her. She is Queen.

Originally posted by anti-capitalistlesbianwitch

But for real tho? Y'all think Olivia was tempted for a second? LOL.

Originally posted by hideawayandhaven

Does Negan not have running water or indoor plumbing back at the sanctuary? He was looking at the faucet like it was the 1st time he ever saw one. Or was he just being an ass? It’s probably the 2nd one.

All this for just one bullet??? 

Originally posted by somekindalau

LOL. Eugene to Rosita when she was trying to apologize.

Originally posted by popculturekilledtheteenager

Do not try and make a deal Spencer, the odds are not in your favor. 

Negan deadass took off his shoes to walk all up in Rick’s house. He made himself extra comfortable. Took off his jacket, scarf, gloves. Picked up Judith and sat his ass in a rocking chair, while he waved to the neighbors. All that was missing was Michonne sitting by his other side. Poor Rick. 

Originally posted by berniceanders

But seriously, how cute is Judith? 

The look on Rick’s face when he comes back is gonna be perfect!!!

Originally posted by dancingclam-blog

Don’t Look Back (1--Sabine)

(For Women of Star Wars Week, Day 1.)

Sabine was clean.

Clad in a trill shirt and shorts, feet bare, she sat at the dejarik table, scribbling furiously, shading something in at the end of a sketch. No trace of the soot and smoke from the day’s mission remained on her. Hera was still a filthy mess, but she couldn’t resist peering over Sabine’s shoulder. “That’s the one from yesterday? What did it turn out to be?” If Sabine had wanted to keep the sketch private, she would have worked in her room, as she often did.

“Zeb wanted me to draw a landscape. Something with trees.”

“So I could hang it up and imagine,” Zeb put in. “I’m sick of all this flatland.”

“Oh, are you taking commissions, now?” This was interesting.

Sabine shrugged, a little embarrassed, a little amused. “Sure. I mean, I guess. I do owe you guys for the food, and the not being dead, and all. And I’m not swamped with a lot of other stuff right now. What did you have in mind? Zeb, the swimsuit edition?”

Zeb chuckled. He treated Sabine like a kitten who had come aboard already trained in endless amusing antics. Look at her chase the string. Look at her sharp little teeth. She is so smart and so funny. Last night he had actually said to Hera, “Can we really keep her?”

Hera smiled at the image. “No, someone else. Draw me a picture of…” she considered. “Draw me a picture of you as a child.”

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We’ll Be Fireproof  Ch 2

(Chapter One) (Chapter Two)

“Have a good weekend?” Penny asks, coming up beside me as I’m rummaging through my locker.

I can’t hold back my smile. “Yeah, you?”

“Happy to see me?” She chuckles. Yes, Pen, but that isn’t why I’m smiling. “Mine was okay, Prem and I went shopping for Mother’s day on Saturday. We ended up buying her a new leather journal. She loved it.” That’s right. I forgot it was Mother’s day.

“That’s nice. I should have gotten her something, too.” I say as I zip up my bag. I slam my locker closed, then spin on my heel to face Penny.

“I’m sure she didn’t notice that you didn’t. I think it’s better that you didn’t, but it’s the thought that counts, right?” She says, pulling white fluff from my hair. “Plus, she’s picky.”

Penny makes a beeline into the flow of students and I trail behind her, trying to keep up. She may be short but she’s quick. Quicker than me.

"Science first for you, right?”

“Yes, Simon. I have science first every day. And you have English.” Pen rolls her eyes and gives me a teasing smile.

“Right. Sorry. Have fun in class, Pen.” I lift my arm but before I can wave at her, she grabs a hold of my hand and pulls me toward her.

“Goodness, Simon. You’re always a mess.” She tugs the collar of my shirt down, flattening the creases of the white shirt I have on underneath and runs her fingers through my hair, tidying it up.

“Sorry,” I mutter, scrunching my nose as she ruffles my hair again.

“See you later, Simon,” she says, shoving my shoulder playfully. Penny is kind of like my mom. She always makes sure I have enough to eat and makes sure I look presentable.

Maybe I should have gotten her a Mother’s day gift.

The class is full today, which is odd. People usually skip English. I set my bag down beside my desk so people won’t trip over it. There’s still about 10 minutes until class begins so I pull out the assigned book. Romeo and Juliet.

“Did you see what was on Watford Secrets last night?” Cal whispers behind me. He’s talking to Christie. They’ve been going out since fall of freshman year.

“Yeah, I can’t believe Jim got Margret pregnant.”

I stop paying attention after that because something else catches my eye. Baz Pitch walks into the classroom wearing ripped skinny jeans and a white loop neck t-shirt. His black hair is tied into a messy bun at the back of his head and a messenger bag is slung over his shoulder. Christ. I can see the curve of his collarbones. And the soft olive skin on his neck. Fucking hell. Does he want to torture me?

He catches me looking and I try to play it off, but I can feel my cheeks heat up. He tucks one of the hairs that frame his face behind his ear, a smirk on his lips as he settles down next to me. That fucker.

I keep my eyes on the book, although I’m not taking in a word. My cheeks are so hot. I can’t imagine how red I look. The part of me that wants to look at him eventually wins and my eyes drift to the side and I see him leaning back in his chair. He has a foot on the edge of the desk, one toned leg draped over another. He’s reading too. And he has the same smirk on his lips.

Holy Christ.

I need to snap out of it. He’s hot, yes, but I can’t let him know that I’m gay. The only person who knows is Ty. And I think I’m the only one who knows about him. He messaged me this morning to wish me a good day and to tell me that he wanted to talk to me again tonight. God. I can’t believe I have a secret this big. A secret I’m keeping even from Penny.

“Hey,” someone whispers. Class has started. God knows how long Mr. Whitaker has been droning on about literary devices. Baz is leaning across the aisle, with that smug expression still on his face. God almighty he’s trying to kill me.

“Yes?” I ask, still not meeting his eyes.

“Do you perhaps have a pencil I can borrow? I seem to have left my pencil case in my locker.” Another strand of hair has fallen in his face and it’s undeniably sexy. I dart my eyes away, nodding.

“Here,” I say, handing one to him. His fingers brush against mine and he thanks me, still smirking. Why is he always smirking?

“I hope that all of you read chapter 8 this weekend because we’re going to be doing an activity with it. Mr. Pitch, is there something that needs to be said?” My face is so hot. I must look like a tomato.

“No, sir. Snow here just lent me a pencil. I was just thanking him.” Baz says, a pleasant smile spreading where his smirk usually rests. Jesus, he’s beautiful.

“Next time wait until I’m finished.” Mr. Whitaker says, shaking his head.

“Yes, sir.” Baz nods. He looks back over to me and winks.

Christ above how am I going to survive this.

“I mean come on” Penny sighs, buttering her bread. “He asked if sulfur was in sulfuric acid and I got in trouble for smacking him on the head. He needs to stop being an idiot.”

“Christ, Penny. You can’t just smack people for being stupid.”

“Well, how else is he going to learn?” She laughs, and I shove her gently. She falls on her back, taking a bite of her buttered bread and laughing through her full mouth.

“How was English?”

“Same old,” I say, and it’s only a small lie. The only extraordinary thing was Baz. But Baz is always extraordinary, so maybe it isn’t a lie at all.

“What book are you guys doing again?”

“Romeo and Juliet”

“Ah yes. Why not read books that are hundred or years old and completely outdated? It’s not like we have politically correct and modern novels to read, right?” Penny deadpans, rolling her eyes as she pops the last bite of her bread into her mouth, rubbing her hands together.

“I know, Pen. It’s stupid. But I need to pass, so there’s no use arguing. Plus, it isn’t too bad. Shakespeare makes a lot of dick jokes.” I see Agatha across the field, her long blonde hair is flowing behind her. I’m sure if I was straight I’d be madly in love with her. She’s very beautiful.

“Hey guys, what’s going on?” She grins, plopping down next to me and Penny, closing the circle.  

I smile at her. “Old books and idiot boys. What about you?” She pulls out a scone wrapped in plastic wrap and tosses it to me. I love my friends.

“Polynomials, for me.” She sighs. Agatha hates math more than anyone I know.

“I saw you and Garret earlier today. What was that all about?” Penny smirks, her eyebrows wiggling playfully.

Agatha frowns. “It’s not like that, Penny,”

“It’s not, huh?” Penny purrs, elbowing Agatha as she giggles.

“Penny.” Agatha snaps, her eyes darting to her hand which rested in her lap.

“Okay, okay, sorry. I was just playing. Plus, we all know Simon and you are meant to be.” She says slyly, taking a bite of an apple.

“Penny,” Agatha and I hiss, both of our faces red. I don’t think Agatha likes me. I don’t think there’s anything like that between us. I don’t know that she likes anyone for that matter. Agatha is just Agatha. I think that’s why I like her so much.

“Sorry,” Penny chuckles, her mouth full.

I take a bite of my scone and lean back against the tree. I wish WatfordSecrets wasn’t blocked at school. I want to text Ty. I want to tell him about Baz and how flustered he makes me. 

I want Ty to flirt with me again.

I get just as flustered by Baz as I do Ty.

Good lord. I’m going to explode.

I can’t wait to talk to Ty again tonight.

anonymous asked:

Supercat, ♕. (Ideally, for the first time in public!) <3

Kara squints as another flurry of flashes attempts to blind her, the clicks of the cameras deafening until she can turn her hearing back down to a human level. The super hearing always creeps back in when she tenses her jaw, and right now she could snap steel bars with that tension alone. Her fingers grip the edge of the podium in the CatCo conference room, the bespoke podium only ever used for Cat when she sporadically addresses the media. The blue curtains behind Kara billow like her cape as doors open and close, the room descending further into chaos by the second. 

The edges of the podium crack under her grip, and Kara forces herself to let go. The yelling isn’t going to stop until she stops it, so she scans the crowd and finally alights on a friendly face. Friendly to her, anyway.

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dancer2626  asked:

You say weed doesn't kill. But it does. Driving while under the influence, for example. Car crashes kill. It damages multiple organs in your body. It damages your brain. It can cause you to lose learning skills. There is a reason why kids in school are being taught to not do drugs. How can you say marijuana doesn't kill?

That’s like saying pencils kill people, because someone used a pencil to kill someone. This is ridiculously funny.
It has nothing to do with the persons poor decision making, choosing to drive whilst high.. No? Oh kk

American news now is basically “Which unarmed black guy will be killed this week and how will people bend themselves over backwards trying to justify it?”

“The video footage shows the kid was holding only a pencil when the cops gunned him down.”

“Hey, pencils are SHARP. You can KILL someone with a pencil! The police have to protect themselves!! And come on, that kid got arrested once! He had it coming!”