you can interpret it as you'd like

so why don’t we go, somewhere only we know…

anonymous asked:

I remember you saying that one of your favorites hotmess aus was the laundry mat one where the person puts their clothes into the washer and it's full of blood, would you be willing to write it for my birthday today involving Minhyuk? You really don't have to since my birthday isn't that significant but I would just like to see how you'd interpret it for Minhyuk. Murderer, assassin, clumsy college student that ran into the door and got a nosebleed

you’re right, this is absolutely one of my favorites!! 
i wrote it for jun once before, but you know what it’s your birthday and you deserve this au if you want it!!! hope your birthday is stellar!!!~~

  • so it’s like 7 am and you’re at the laundromat because it’s empty, literally no one gets up this early to do chores, so you have the whole place to yourself which is good because tbh laundry can get kind of weird to do with 30 other people watching you fold your underwear
  • and plus you get to put on your headphones and dance around as badly as you want while you wait for your stuff to get washed
  • which is exactly what you do after getting everything in the washer
  • and you don’t notice the other person come in, shirt stained and soaked with blood, obviously disoriented and very v e r y much in pain
  • and you’re just ,,,,,,,,,dancing it the heck away. listening to monsta x because wow they’re really good???? why haven’t they won on music shows yet- anyway
  • this bloody person, who is trying to fish coins out of their pocket to no avail, sees you and is like “h-help,,,,,”
  • but your ears are blocked so you don’t even know he’s there
  • not until you suddenly feel a hand on your shoulder and you freeze in fear and your first instinct is whoever’s hand it belongs to must be a ghost because no one else is here and therefore the only plausible reaction is to punch this ghost
  • which is what you do, you land a swing right into the persons chest and when you do you realize no ghost,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,can have a physical body so holY SHIT YOU JUST HIT SOMEONE
  • and when you turn around you see all the blood and your eyes almost fall out of your head you’re like “DID I DO THAT???”
  • and the bloody boy is in too much pain to answer and you’re like oh no oh no oh no and you quickly put your hand on his back to support him and move him to one of the benches and you’re like “wait here!!!” and you run to find a towel or something to help stop the bleeding but all there is is paper towels from the bathroom??? and you’re like this will have to do
  • and you get a whole wad of the it and run back and try to dab at the blood on this boy’s face and hands and you’re apologizing one hundred times you didn’t know hitting someone in the chest made them bleed so hard
  • but only when the person sort of regains their composure does he manage to give you a really weak smile and he’s like
  • “you,,,,,,didn’t make me bleed. i ,,,,,, got a really bad nosebleed on my morning run,,,,,,,,,and this was the first place i saw,,,,,,,,so,,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like oH so my punch???? didn’t almost kill you
  • and he’s like no,,,,,,but it did hurt and you’re like sORRY
  • and he’s like “im minhyuk by the way,,,,,,” and you tell him your name too and you’re like “did you want to wash your shirt since it has blood on it??” and he nods and explains that he can’t really walk back into his building like this. his roommates will think he’s crazy
  • and you’re like “here let me wash it as an apology for punching you when you were already,,,,,,,,,,well,,,,,,,you know.”
  •  and he gives a small laugh but says he has some coins it’s fine but you’re like no no i have to do this
  • and you can’t believe it but you’re pulling a bloody shirt out of some cute boys arms in the middle of the morning like what is happening
  • but you get it in the washer and there’s blood everywhere and you’re like yikes
  • but then you see minhyuk is just sitting there. shirtless,,,,,,and you look away quickly when he catches your eye and you try to focus on the washer
  • but minhyuk is like “oh,,,,,by the way were you dancing when i came in?” and you’re like UH,,,,,kinda,,,,,,, but it’s embarrassing so forget it
  • and minhyuk is like “i like to dance too! what song were you listening to?”
  • and you get out your phone and sit back beside him and hand him an earphone and put the song back on
  • and you guys go through your playlist and when you look up it’s kind of silly to see him sitting there with paper towel stuck up his nose to make sure the bleeding doesn’t start again
  • but also your arm brushes against his bare skin and you get goosebumps because right right shirtless,,,,
  • but minhyuk doesn’t even seem to notice,he just scoots closer to you and says that he knows the dances to most of these songs
  • and once your laundry is done and so is minhyuk’s shirt
  • you put everything in the dryer, minhyuk insists on helping but you get shy about him seeing your laundry so you’re like just rest,,,,,,,
  • and minhyuk’s dries faster because it’s one shirt and when he slips it back on he thanks you for helping him out
  • and you’re like no problem!!! sorry for,,,,,,,punching you again but minhyuk just laughs - this time much louder and with more happiness behind it
  • and you notice how cute he looks when he laughs, and how he throws his whole head back like,,,,,,,how adorable
  • and he’s like “it’s ok, im used to it i live with 6 other guys!” and you’re like woah what 
  • and minhyuk nods and he’s like “i want to help you carry your laundry but i have to go because ive been gone for too long, but -”
  • and he motions to your phone and you hand it to him and he puts in his contact and gives it back like “but let’s meet up sometime! maybe we can go play dance dance revolution or something hehe” and you’re like h eY,,,,are you making fun of me
  • and minhyuk is grinning like no no i think your dancing was cute, i wanna see more
  • and you’re like sH,,,,,,,,,but he only nods and is like “text me when you’re free, we can go dancing or get something to eat. ill try not to get a nosebleed.” 
  • and you giggle at his joke as he flashes a peace sign and leaves
  • and you’re standing there with only the sound of the drying machine
  • well until you the woman who runs the place comes by and looks at the blood on the floor and is like “what have you been up to?” and you’re like I CAN EXPLAIN 

anonymous asked:

dude can you write more about night in the woods & your interpretation of it bc i feel like you'd have some gr8 things to say

I dunno, man.  One of the key things about Night in the Woods is that it leaves it all on the field, thematically speaking.  If it has a point to make it makes sure you notice, which means that there’s only so much unpacking to be done after the characters are finished explaining their personal metaphors to each other.

What analysis I have seen on the ol Lore Internet tends to be focused on what are to me the least interesting aspects of the story - the ol’ janitor is the forest god, the thing in the mine is Baphomet whose hooves tore a hole in the sky as it escaped the dreaming place, etc.  Which is like - OK, sure, I understand the impulse.  Mae sees something which is real but which nobody else is willing to talk about, and the fact that her friends will go with her to find it is proof (should Gregg require it) that they are brave and decent people.  But definitively answering “what is the monster in the mine” with “the devil” isn’t going along with May so much as it is enabling her.   Fails the good people check, and is also dumb.  There’s no such thing as ghosts.

Every horrible thing that has happened in Possum Springs from strikebreaking massacres to cave-ins to sinkholes is connected to the old mine, yes.  But it isn’t because there was a demon down there - it’s because there was coal in it.  The reason the town keeps flooding is a) it was built somewhere you shouldn’t build a town in the first place on account of there was coal nearby b) because of what happens to trees and topsoil when you do open pit c) because we have all burned too much coal and the weather’s going nuts.  Everyone’s moms and dads and brothers are dead because mine runoff is full of poison and it’s bad for babies, and the poisoned people keep voting against healthcare because the people who are anti-healthcare are Pro-Coal and will protect the Coal Way of Life from the fuckers who think we should just bung a bunch of solar panels in the mojave instead.   The Hole at the Center of Everything is a literal sinkhole.  The fires of hell are the fires of Centralia.   The trucks that ran Gregg’s sheep over were probably coal haulers!  Mae’s terrible ex-boyfriend is literally named Cole!  

Yeah so the game is mostly about fossil fuels and I think that’s underreported

lonepiper5758  asked:

I recall some comments you made about fraternisation laws and their interpretation in the world of FMA. I was a little confused as to what you meant and wondered if you'd like to elucidate a little, when time allows. Thanks!

What the fandom seems to think will happen: Everything is over, someone goes to jail, it’s an insurmountable force of nature that can make or break everything Roy and Riza ever dreamed of and it means their romance is 100% forbidden. Everyone watches over them and they fear the tiniest wrong step can be their downfall. Or something like that.

What actually happens: You do realize Roy’s commanding officer ships it, don’t you?  These situations are most often taken care of by the commanding officer of both parties, so… yeah. Worst I can imagine is “be more careful next time, kids!” and don’t forget to use protection.

Fraternization laws vary from country to country. I hear that in the US, there’s a limit to the amount of time commanding officers can hang out with their subordinates. However, no such thing seems to exist in Amestris (we have a nice little picture of Roy getting drunk with Havoc and Breda somewhere in the manga, don’t we?)

In the army I served in, relationships are permitted unless it’s a commander/subordinate situation, or soldiers/officers within the same unit. No different from most workplace laws. However, having been in one such relationship, and due to personal experience, it’s hard to feel that fraternization laws aren’t a joke. In general, people turn a blind eye as long as no one is affected negatively.

Sure. Commander/Subordinate relationships are incredibly problematic more often than not. But if such a relationship is discovered and someone actually gives a shit, for some reason, someone gets transferred so the relationship won’t affect work. So worst case scenario, Riza gets transferred. And we already saw how Roy used this to his advantage. In my country, physical stuff is more heavily punished than just being romantically involved, too. It depends. I’ve heard of people paying a high price for getting caught having sex, but no one has been sent to jail for kissing, as far as I know.

Again, there are armies with more strict fraternization laws, and I get where the concern comes from. I just don’t get the impression that the Amestrian army is too strict about fraternization, based on what we already know. Enough for Roy and Riza not to marry? Definitely. But only that much is canon.

(We can make the assumption they wouldn’t be stupid enough to have sex, or to do stuff at work when someone is around. These are two people who have exhibited inhuman amounts of restraint, and have appearances to keep. They wouldn’t canonically be that reckless.)


Ok guys, so here are the prompts for our precious week!

Day 1: Hands
Day 2: Gender Bender
Day 3: Fluff
Day 4: Angst
Day 5: Passion
Day 6: Demons
Day 7: Future

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  • Polyhedron: If you could capture a moment and create a building out of that moment, and you could live inside this building or move in and out as you pleased -- would you do it? Which moment would you choose?
  • Cathedral: Are you willing to sacrifice more for personal satisfaction or for the good of people you only partially know?
  • Mistress: If you could become extremely persuasive, but only when arguing on a certain topic, what would you choose? [The broader the topic, the less of a boost to persuasion.]
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anonymous asked:

Fiddauthor with A1 and B6, please (you can pick who has which expression)

“Oh my gosh did you build that?! It’s amazing!”

“Ahh shucks, it ain’t nothing special.”

Decided to draw it so it could be interpreted multiple ways. Also B6 is the same pose as Ford and Stan’s happy surprised pose so it’s perfect!

Nihi’s Weekly Writing Challenge 2015: The masterpost

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the porter siblings chat (again)
  • Audrey: Thanks for dinner
  • James: It was nice
  • Audrey: Yeah, h had a good time and the food was great
  • James: Lily says Henry's face is stupid handsome
  • James: Or should I say STOOPID HAAAANDSOME
  • James: That's what it sounds like when she says it
  • Audrey: She's right
  • Audrey: Tell her I'm sorry HER boyfriend's face is just stupid
  • James: Does that mean Henry's your boyfriend
  • James: You have gone radio silent
  • James: Auds? OOOOODDS
  • Audrey: Sorry, there was a dog on my phone
  • Audrey: We Like each other
  • Audrey: He's not NOT my boyfriend
  • James: That is some romantic shiz right there
  • Audrey: Stop
  • James: Down right Austenian
  • Audrey: STOP
  • James: I mean, I'm assuming, he seems like a good guy
  • Audrey: It's nice to know you have high and discriminating standards that can be summed up by "seems like a good guy"
  • Audrey: Which he is. He's a super good guy
  • James: I sensed that about him. I'm very intuitive about people, it's part of the reason I'm going to be so successful in my career as an interpreter of human emotions
  • Audrey: Well you are non-human so you'd have to be an interpreter
  • Audrey: Put down the gluten free beer and go to bed
  • James: Night, Odds. Tell Henry we miss him already
  • Audrey: Good night, YOU MAJOR WEIRDO

Ichigo loses his voice.  Rukia kindly volunteers to be his ‘voice.’  She does it very happily adlibbing her own dialogue but she finds that if she throws in embarassing phrases he gives very entertaining reactions.

Rukia shows him her new masterpiece.  Ichigo makes a face and mouths something along the lines of 'what the hell is that, a chimera?’

Rukia dubs his voice so it looks like he’s saying, 'oh my, what a masterpiece!  Your artwork is almost as beautiful as you are!’

Ichigo flushes and is not pleased by her interpretations.

'What’s that, Ichigo?  Buy the chappy limited edition bag?  With your money?  Well, if you insist!  And you think I have the nicest eye color you’ve ever seen and you’d gladly take pleasure in becoming lost in my sultry gaze?’

As Rukia takes his wallet he is still flustered over the comment about her eyes and she can read his lips as he demands to know if she even knew what she was saying.

'Perhaps you can gaze into my eyes over a lovely parfait at the cute bunny cafe that just opened up.  Oh my, and you’d love to do more than just gaze into my eyes?  How bold!’

Rukia also likes to do this in public where people can hear them.  Most realize she is just playing with Ichigo but they play along or some even believe it and Ichigo is too distracted trying to convince people that is NOT what he was saying.

Ichigo retaliates by wasting all Rukia’s sketchbook pages writing his arguments and real messages.  


Rukia loses her voice after Ichigo recovers and he seeks revenge.  However Rukia is one step ahead and uses her sketchbook stating:

'Alas… In a fit of feverous delirium, Kurosaki-kun could not control his lecherous urges and tame his wild libido as he took advantage of my kindness during his time of need and attempted to seduce me with skin to skin contact and his silver tongue!  And thus my innocent lips, along with my poor voice was taken without abandon…!’

“What the fuck?!”  Ichigo screeches as he tries to wrest the sketchbook from Rukia, “Where the fuck did you learn to write like this–”

Rukia kicked him in the gut and he released her sketchbook with a grunt as she scribbled an answer, giving him a flat look as she held it up. 


Ichigo scowled, rubbing his abdomen from her surprisingly strong kick, or really not so surprising since he knew her.  She had such tiny legs but she definitely knew how and where to kick to deal the most damage.

“I don’t know if that’s better or worse than the garbage you usually read–” This earned another kick, dangerously lower than the first. “Watch it, bitch!”

'Is that how you address someone in such a fragile state?’

Ichigo snorted, grabbing onto her ankle to still her movements and any possibility of retaliation. 

“Fragile, my ass.  And how the hell can I have a silver tongue when I couldn’t even talk?”

Ichigo had titled his head to the side as he spoke, sighing in exasperation.  He was startled when he felt something press against his lips, his eyes opening wide as he jerked his gaze over to find Rukia pressing her right index finger to his lips gently.  His lips parted in surprise, but soon his jaw was in danger of being unhinged, his gaze following the movement of her hand as her finger slipped away from his lips (–shitfuck he did not almost whimper–) she slowly brought that same finger to her own lips, tapping them lightly.

At this time, Ichigo was no longer aware of what sound he made, nor did he seem able to care, but it certainly seemed close to a strangled sort of whimper.

Ichigo felt his mouth go dry and as Rukia continued to stare at him with her (–do not say fucking sultry do not nothing about Rukia is sultry goddamnit–) bright eyes looking almost imploringly (–that was definitely not any fucking better than describing her gaze as sultry–) at him.

Almost as if his body had a mind of its own, Ichigo felt himself starting to lean forward, his head even tilted in the slightest as if accommodating for the angle to–

'To what?  What the hell is going on what does she want why is she getting close WHY THE FUCK AM I MOVING CLOSER–' 

Rather than pulling back at his alarming thoughts, he found it difficult to pull away from her (–notsultrynotsultryNOTsultry–) gaze.  Instead, he found himself closing his eyes, all thoughts beginning to jumble and drown out to the sound of his frantically beating heart as he let instinct take over–

Only to be met with something hard and flat slapped onto his face.  

Ichigo reared back in alarm, hand covering his slightly reddened nose, but it was barely noticeable compared to the dark flush that took over his complexion.

What the hell?’

When he finally uncrossed his eyes from his nose and looked over at Rukia, he found himself staring at bold dark letters standing out starkly on a new crisp white sheet of paper from her sketchbook.

'I could read your lips, idiot.’

He stared at the phrase, brows furrowing in confusion before his brain kicked into overdrive as he recalled his last comment and realized she was answering his question from before. He flushed even darker, causing Rukia to lower her sketchbook to scribble a question of concern, which went ignored as he turned away, hand still over his mouth as his jaw clenched in frustration and embarrassment.

Did… Did I just try to… Why did I… Did she...?!’

Ichigo jerked his gaze at Rukia, suddenly feeling as if something dropped in his stomach, his heart clenching in his chest as he feared how Rukia may have interpreted his actions.

However, his fears were unfounded as Rukia only looked at him with a raised eyebrow, her lips pursing at his odd behavior.  His gaze unconsciously dropping back to her lips. The same lips that she touched… After touching his…

With the same finger…

 Which was almost as if they…

Ichigo suddenly jerked his gaze up back to her eyes, jumping to his feet, a hand to the back of his mouth as he shouted at her.

“I… I didn’t even say any of those things, dumbass!”

Rukia bristled at his behavior and stood up while scribbling furiously on her sketch pad.

'How dare you be so rude to your charge in such a delicate state!’

“S-shut the hell up!”

'I can’t even speak, fool!’

“You’re so noisy even when you can’t speak!”