you can get me at chipotle

the signs as things my boyfriend has done with me
  • Aries: Sending me cute puppies and hot chicks from Instagram.
  • Taurus: Eating a Chipotle burrito in less than a minute.
  • Gemini: Laughing when something funny happens while playing Smash.
  • Cancer: Cries five minutes into the argument because he gets emotional.
  • Leo: His loud, sarcastic voice when we argue.
  • Virgo: Wearing the shirts I give him on dates.
  • Libra: PECKING MY CHEEKS WITH KISSES GOING AT 50 MPH.
  • Scorpio: THE INTENSE STARING.
  • Sagittarius: Going off on cute philosophical tangents.
  • Capricorn: Having a resting bitch face when he's working.
  • Aquarius: Dancing obnoxiously in the car to the CDs I give him.
  • Pisces: Waddling while wrapping his arms around me when we walk together.

i really hate the idea on here that you can only lose weight or even just have an eating disorder if you are ~pure~ and only eat fruits and veggies and teas like no one can live like that no one can do that 24/7 that’s why y'all always end up binging because you’re not letting yourself eat what you want like i’m having a sushi roll for lunch/dinner and it’s gonna satisfy my cravings and i’m also still eating way under my calorie goal (this is the only time i’ll say it but i eat 600/700 a day now since i need more cals to help my foot heal) and my mom is getting me stuff to make chipotle guac right now so i can make guac and eat that with cucumber spears tomorrow and guess what it’s a fun meal and i’m still under in calories and i still will lose weight and not feel like i’m dying or like i need to binge like i see so many low cal ‘recipe’ accounts and it’s all like hey princess @n@ says you can only eat an apple or an orange and i see y'all do that and then end up wondering why you can’t stop binging at the end of the day and gaining weight like find what you enjoy to eat make your own low cal recipe and portion out to stay low cal or else you’re likely gonna fail there are ALWAYS healthy/low cal alternatives to your favorite meals or snacks just gotta put the effort in and plan in advance

Today was hell

(The good part)
*My tax return came so we were able to use it to pay rent which means we don’t have to go to court so YAY for that.

* I ate chipotle for lunch 🌯

(The bad part)
*Thor our roommates husky somehow got ahold of the money order that our roommate gave us for their share of bills. I really hope we can get it replaced cause we could really use that money.

*i only had a four hour work shift and two hours in my boss figures it’s to dead for me to stay so she sent me home.

(SMALL RANT)
As a boss why would you only schedule an employee for 13 hours and then send that same person home early. I talked to her about it and her reasoning is people may call out and she will call me in. But honestly how the hell is that fair to me. ( guess I’m going to find a new job )

How would you guys feel if your boss did that to you?

Straight White Boy Problem #934

*talking to a hot girl for THREE hours at a party*

me: well I’ve gotta go home now…. let’s get chipotle later this week

Girl: YES omg I would love that *exchanges phone numbers with her* see you later this week!

*goes home and immediately checks this girls instagram*

me: *only three pictures in* wow she has a BOYFRIEND and she wants to hang out with me???? I …*feeling conflicted* i…..i can’t hang with her! are we still getting chipotle if she has a boyfriend??? this girl…this girl is so beautiful but Why does she have a BOYFRIEND?!?!? i think i just got friendzoned

Thank You Nice Chipotle Cashier
  • Cashier: *sees that my burrito has no meat but has pinto beans*
  • Cashier: Oh no are you a vegetarian!?
  • Me: *is a little taken aback cos I'm not but I didn't understand why he'd comment*
  • Cashier: Oh I don't mean to be rude, sorry it's just the pinto beans are cooked with bacon grease and I didn't know if you knew that and vegetarians usually get upset if they didn't know!
  • Me: Oh, uh no I actually just can't digest pork or beef and the chicken here just isn't my favorite.
  • Cashier: Oh cool, but have you tried the tofu sofritas? Those are a super tasty option.
  • Me: Uh no I haven't but-
  • Cashier: *goes over to start getting a cup* This is really good will you please try it, here it doesn't cost anything. *is enthusiastically making me a sample cup*
  • Me: *trying to ask him not to go to the trouble* But um really you don't have to- well um is it spicy at all?
  • Cashier: It's not too bad, pretty mild compared to the hot sauces.
  • Me: I'm sorry I can't, I'm allergic to capsaicin so I can't actually eat spicy things. *I felt a little bad cos he'd been so excited and his face just fell*
  • Cashier: Oh gosh I'm sorry...I just...oh man that sucks I wish I could just give you a hug. Nothing spicy?
  • Me: *laughs* Nope, but it's okay. But thank you anyways.
  • Cashier: Well, your hair looks really amazing! I hope you have a great rest of the day!
  • Me: *I thanked him and left, but idk it just made me smile he seemed very genuine and sincerely sad that I was missing out on spicy food*
The signs as things my grandma said today
  • Aries: "What are these people doing?"
  • Taurus: "I don't know but that sounds racist to me."
  • Gemini: "Doesn't that rainbow look funny? I think it looks funny. It doesn't even look like a rainbow"
  • Cancer: "I will poke you with this fork right now."
  • Leo: "Get out of my way or get ran over."
  • Virgo: "I don't think I believe that, you're wrong."
  • Libra: "What are you talking about you just had it in your hand."
  • Scorpio: "Bitch I'll punch you in the face."
  • Sagittarius: "Damn I can't believe I got out of that. Let's go get chipotle."
  • Capricorn: "You know that's just going to fall out when you open it again, stop being an idiot and use your head."
  • Aquarius: "What are you taking a picture of?"
  • Pisces: "No. I don't know. Maybe."
A thing that just happened

Me: *gets out a chipotle burrito I have been waiting all day to eat*

Mango: I want that burrito.

Me: I don’t think so. Here, you can have a little bit of a chip.

Mango: Fuck your chip. *literally throws the chip on the ground* Give me the burrito.

Me: … I dunno Mango. I’m not sure you can have everything in it. *goes to take Pepper out of the cage*

Mango: *somehow in the like two seconds my back is turned she makes her way to my plate and stuffs her bird face in my burrito*

So I let her have some bird-safe burrito bits and now she’s pissed off that I won’t let her wipe her burrito face on my shirt.

Hi Taylor!! since you don’t know who I am I will fill you in a bit, my name is Niki, I’m 16 years old and I really enjoy chipotle AND LAW AND ORDER ALOT. I could go on and on about both of those things but I won’t let myself get distracted. The point of this is I wanted to thank you for all you have done for me the past 6 years, your music has helped me through so much, from Mean to being bullied to fifteen and now I can connect to every one of your songs in some way. You have helped me through my darkest times such as when I was younger and getting bullied everyday I would just run home in my room lock my door and blast mean after a bad day and that was my escape. I couldn’t be more thankful to have you in my life and your have your music grow with me through the years. 1989 means so much to me because it showed me that it is okay to be just do you own thing and not care about what any one thinks, to watch you have so much courage to change and music genre inspired me so much. Having you in my life has had some big impacts on my life I met by best friend because of you ( areweintheclearyets) and plenty of others online where I can just be myself around. I couldn’t thank you enough for everything Taylor, really. Thank you being you. ❤️ taylorswift

This isn’t a fuck customers story, more of what being nice can get you. So I work in a certain blue electronic store. I go on break and my coworker drives me to chipotle, I get there and it’s a long ass line because there’s only 3 employees, one cooking the food, one girl ringing up and one guy on the line preparing people’s meals. I stand on line for about 20 minutes but I don’t complain or take long to order since I know how tired he must be. I’m there just being as polite and and fast as possible and he tells me “you know, you’re the only one all afternoon that hasn’t complained and has actually been nice to me” I tell him that I work retail and I’m on break right now, just walked out of a similar situation (me being alone at the registers at work) so I know how he feels and there’s no reason to complain when it’s his fault. He finishes my bowl and I tell him that his day is almost over (about 2 hours until closing) and wish him luck for the rest of his shift. I go to pay and the cashier says that it’s on the house because of how nice I was :) !

Being nice to employees, especially when you can tell they’re busy and tired, pays off!

Ok, so about grilled cheese

Having seen that horrible, horrible grilled cheese martini or cosmo or whatever the FUCK that is going around - I couldn’t even watch it long enough to know what it was, I was so grossed out the minute they put vodka to infuse on top of grilled cheese sandwiches - I feel it necessary to defend one of my favorite foods.

So you think you know how to make grilled cheese? Wrong. You don’t. Unless you already know how to do this particular thing in which case you can make me a grilled cheese any damn day.

You need:

  1. Bread. It doesn’t even have to be good bread. And yeah, gluten-free bread tastes fucking bangin’ for this
  2. Mayonnaise. Stop! Don’t doubt me. Don’t ask me what white nonsense it is. It is in fact white af but this isn’t nonsense. Trust me. 
  3. Sliced cheese. For this variety it is best if there is mozzerella cheese.
  4. You can choose between shaky chipotle or cajun spices or getting a chipotle mayo. Whatever works for you.
  5. Tomato soup. 

So here’s how you do:

  1. Heat your pan up only to medium, sprayed liberally with non-stick spray.. Yes, that’s a little cooler than you’d normally do for a grilled cheese - do not heat it up any higher or you’ll end up scorching your sandwich. DON’T PUT BUTTER IN THE PAN, it’ll make the bread soggy in combo with what we’re gonna do next.
  2. If you’re using spices and mayo, mix together your spices and mayo in a bowl until they’re well-mixed. You don’t want white spots.
  3. Spread a thin but consistent layer of mayo on one side of your pieces of bread. If you’re making more than one sammich, get them all prepped up on a plate.
  4. Put your bread down, put 2 slices of mozz on the bread, top with the other slice of bread. The mayo goes on the OUTSIDE. Yeah, instead of buttering the bread for our grilled cheese, we’re using mayo.
  5. If you wanna get really fancy, shake parmesan cheese on top of that mayo before you put the mayo side down. 
  6. Grill. That. Cheese. Turn it sooner than you think you need to turn it - the mayo means it all crisps up faster. 
  7. Nuke yourself some delicious tomato soup while you’re waiting.
  8. Eat the crispiest, most delicious grilled cheese you’ve ever eaten, with spice on the outside and sweet mozz cheese on the inside. Dip that into the soup. Revel in the spices and cheese and tomato together. Think about the flavor combos you can do, like cheddar/horseradish sauce or provolone/curry powder (yes, I’ve tried it, yes, it’s fucking bangin’).
  9. Be asked to make everyone grilled cheese whenever they’re hungry until the end of time.
Common Sense (Hamilton x reader) Pt. 3

Link to the second part here!


At 5:55pm promptly, you closed Ripping Yarns and sat silently on the doorstep, waiting for Alexander.  A few minutes later, Alexander drove up.

‘A car, Mr. Hamilton?’

He laughed.  ‘Where did you think the cabinet meeting would be?  At the Chipotle down the road?’

You blushed a little and he opened the car door.  ‘Get in!’

As you slid into the front passenger seat, you noticed the 3 men in the back of the car.

‘Um, Mr. Hamilton, who are they?’

The one to the left laughed.  He had a lot of hair, you noted.

‘Bonjour! Je m’appelle Marie-Joseph-Paul-Yves-Roch-Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette, mais you can just call me Gilbert.’  (‘Hello! My name is Marie-Joseph-Paul-Yves-Roch-Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette, but you can just call me Gilbert.’)

Oh my word, that was a lot to get your head around.

‘Gilbert’s fine.  I’m MY/N.’

The freckled boy in the middle followed suit.

‘I’m John Laurens, it’s great to meet you.’

‘You too, John.’

You turned your eyes to the last one and–oh.  Memories hit you like a giant wave–finally, after a week of nothing but walls and sitting and staring in wait, this man was the police officer–Officer Mulligan, if you recall–who had escorted you out of your house.  Away from the past.  Away from Y/N.

‘Well, I didn’t expect to-’

‘Hercules Mulligan.’  He cut you off in the middle of your sentence.  His eyes flashed you a warning–that’s right, why would you know him?

‘Nice to meet you, Hercules.’

John smiled and said, ‘Don’t worry–Herc’s always like that.  Abrasive.  Comes with being an officer, I suppose.’

You tried to smile back but you had a distinct feeling you’d failed.  When you turned back to face Alexander, he had a frown on his face.

‘Mr. Hamilton, what’s wrong?’

‘You addressed all of them by their first name…’

How to justify this–the distance you’d put between yourself and Alexander?  You stayed silent for the entire car ride.

Sarah's (small) Steps to Recovery

1. Pack up/give away those clothes that you’re hoping will fit soon. Fill your closet with clothes you like and fit you well and you will look bomb (PacSun has been having lots of sales btw).

2. DONT STEP ON THE SCALE (if you can help it- I have to for the doctors and that stinks)

3. Eat food that makes you happy. I eat lots of spinach smoothies and broccoli and tea but I also have tacos and ice cream. Cuz all of them make me happy!

4. Get a job that you enjoy doing! It will keep you occupied but also happy. Like I love working with people and food, so I started working at chipotle so I can talk to people all day and make burritos.

5. Don’t exercise too hard. Don’t exercise to lose weight. Don’t do any exercises that you don’t like because they’re “good for you”. Go easy on yourself. I like running to calm my mind, so I will literally only run when I’m stressed and stop when I feel better. Then I’m not hung up on it.

6. Take sexy pics of yourself. Feel good about them, you look great. But don’t dwell on them. Snap them to that boy you like, and don’t sit there and pick yourself apart. You look HOT.

7. Do stuff that makes you happy. Whether it’s writing or drawing or being out with friends. Love the things you do, and you’ll love yourself a little more in the process.

8. Take any advice with a grain of salt. Everyone’s road to recovery is different, and that’s because we’re all different. And that’s more than ok ❤️