I am confused. I seem to have a Lot™ of Asperger's traits but I also antropomorphise things I see easily, have a vivid imagination when it comes to daydreaming or drawing/singing or my hyperfixations. I have high empathy, I feel like I have adapted well to reading emotions, being polite (In fact, I am extra careful all the time because of how my mother and my exes always expected so much of my social intuition) I think people mostly think I'm 'Normal'™. Can I have ASD or is it Impossible™?
Nothing you listed means you can’t be autistic. In fact, many of them are autistic traits. It sounds like you’re basing your ideas off of some stereotypes about what autism is.
Autistic people are actually more likely than neurotypicals to anthropomorphize things and may have stronger empathy towards objects or animals than towards humans.
Many autistic people have very vivid imaginations. So much so, in fact, that an autistic person coined the term neuronarrating to describe the experience of having intense inner worlds in which one spends a lot of time.
Many autistic people have hyperempathy. In fact, at least anecdotally, it seems that there are more autistic people with hyperempathy than with hypoempathy.
Autistic people are able to be polite. In fact, many of us are overly polite because we internalize the rules we learn and stick to them steadfastly.
Basically, nothing you said is counter to being autistic.