you can do your job better

The thing is: we can all agree that Louis’ team is doing a shitty job in promoting JHO and Louis’ appearences. But do people want Harry to go through the same thing and to have an equally useless team to feel better about the situation? People were mad at Harry because of the lack of promo, saying he is acting like a diva. Now that his team is doing a proper promo, people are saying they can’t be Happy for him because it’s unfair to Louis. I mean, I’m sorry to interrupt your bitter non-sense, but aren’t you directing your anger towards the wrong person? Why not blame the people doing a shitty job in promoting their client? Why extending it to Harry’s team who are being blamed for doing what a good PR is supposed to do? This is not Harry having it better than Louis: this is Harry having a normal and good PR.

You end up making good stuff by making a bunch of bad stuff, which is why everybody who’s blocked, the reason they’re blocked is because they are committing the cardinal sin of assuming their job is to make something good. You’ll never make that. Your definition of good will change as you get better. It will always be something you’re not capable of. Whereas you know you can make something that sucks. You live in terror of it. So, do that. You’re also a very critical person. You’re very critical of your own work, other people’s work. So make something that sucks and then criticize it, and fix it. That is a much better way to get something done than this idea that, you know, you’re gonna use your brain, which is so special, you’re gonna make all the right choices ‘cause you’re such a great, great person.
—  Dan Harmon, 2016

Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve.

Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job.

Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.

Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.

Poor Person: Fine. But I’ll need financial assistance to afford college.

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.


Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?

Conservative: It’s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldn’t afford it.

Poor Person: But you’re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that I’m lazy if I don’t go to college, and lazy if I do?

Conservative: Yes.

Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?

Conservative: Be born rich.

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

So my co-worker and I just came up with the best idea for a series of stories/comics.

Harvey Dent is mostly rehabilitated and starts practising law again.

And what he does, right, is he starts defending all the little guys that get caught up in the super villains bigger schemes, or helps out the villains that are trying to do a better job or can’t afford to defend themselves. Like, can you just imagine?

  • Some minor criminal gets tricked into playing the patsy for a bigger villain. Harvey helps them out.
  • Harvey wears a mask in court, (like in Batman Telltale ep. 3 if he’s Two Face) but when he really wants to intimidate the opposition, he’ll take it off and go full Two Face for a bit. You really know you’re in trouble when he pulls out the coin.
  • Any time one of the big bads drugs an entire chunk of the population, and there’s suddenly dozens of people committing minor crimes even though they didn’t necessarily want to, Harvey Dent is there to represent every single one of them.
  • One of the other villains that’s trying to redeem themselves, like Harley or something, needs legal help; doesn’t want to end up in Arkham again or is just plain having a hard time; Harvey is there to help.
  • The other lawyers absolutely fucking hate him now, because he’s still mostly doing it to help out. Sometimes he doesn’t even take payment for cases.
  • At some stage Batman needs legal representation and comes knocking on Harvey’s door, and at first Harvey is just really confused, but then he goes along with it.

Okay. We have additions because it’s slow at work today and we keep coming up with ideas.

  • When Harvey first starts out no-one wants to hire him because he’s Two Face, and he has to work really hard to move past that.
  • There’s still so much corruption in the legal system and no-one wants Harvey to win cases, so he actually has a really bad record of losing.
  • But sometimes Wayne Enterprises steps in to pay bail or something.
  • And Harvey doesn’t give up, even though it’s really tempting and sometimes the failures make his own battle even harder.
  • Some of the big villains (Black Mask, Joker…) start coming after Harvey because his work means that more of their mooks are turning in evidence against them, or getting out of a life of crime etc. But others are totally fine with it because they know they might need his help some day.
  • Harvey has to defend Red Hood and the Outlaws. It is a mess.
  • This ties in to Harley’s redemption arc as well. After he defends her they become really good friends and regularly help each other out for free.
Imagine your OTP

I’m at a store holding a funko pop, looking at shirts. A girl and a guy are the the register having a deep debate ok whether Chaotic Good or Lawful Neutral is the better character. As I walk past them the guy stops talking and tells me the funko pops are half off. As he turns back to the girl she says

“Oh no! You aren’t finally doing your job just so you can change the topic!”

And I just


Tips for maining Pharah

So you want to main Pharah? Let me show you how it’s done.

  1. As soon as you have 250 credits, buy the Anubis skin. This is not negotiable.
  2. You need puns, a lot of them. Get the worst puns and pick up lines you can find and make sure to use them a lot, your team mates will love you for it.
  3. Kill yourself with your own rockets or ult at least ONCE a game.
  4. You have a Mercy on your team? Flirt with her, woo her, please her. If you do it correctly she will keep your flying ass alive better than your mother ever could.
  5. There is a Mercy on the enemy team? Flirt with her, woo her, distract her. Your job is to keep the supports away from their team, this is a valid strategy.
  6. When there is an enemy Pharah drop everything that you’re doing and start an aerial battle. The sky isn’t big enough for the two of you - establish aerial superiority.
  7. Make sure to say ‘Hello’ when you throw someone off the map.
  8. Try stealthy Barrages! too bad she shouts so loudly that Hanzos grandmother in Japan can hear you cry for justice in the middle of egpt..
  9. When you Ult aim at the D.Va with the Defense Matrix up. This will work 10/10 times
  10. Always aim for the enemy Ana! She let you think she was dead for years - take revenge.
  11. Never touch the objective but stay 30 meters above it! Doesn’t matter that it’s Overtime, the others will sort it out. Just spam rockets in the enemy’s general direction and play airplane.
overwatch starters

 i play to win.  
❝  this is my curse. ❞ 
❝  wait for me! ❞ 
❝  your mother would’ve been proud of you. ❞
❝  let us hope for a different outcome. ❞ 
❝  sorry it’s such a mess in here. i-i wasn’t expecting company. ❞
❝  this is going to make you feel better. ❞
❝  the true enemy of humanity is disorder. ❞ 
❝  a steady blade balances the soul. ❞ 
❝  this is just like old times. ❞ 
❝  even here i feel an outcast. ❞ 
❝  think you can do my job, do you… ❞
❝  all eyes on me! ❞ 
❝  ooh, this is my jam. ❞
❝  got your aim from your mom, i see. ❞
❝  i’ll feast on your soul. ❞ 
❝  cheers, love! the cavalry’s here! ❞ 
❝   our paths cross for now. as to the future, we shall see. ❞ 
❝   we could’ve built an empire together. ❞ 
❝   ah. just setting foot here sets my soul at ease. ❞ 
❝  this time, stay down. ❞ 
❝  can i get your autograph? ❞
❝  why are you so angry? ❞
❝  ever get that feeling of déjà vu? ❞ 
❝  i am a different man now. i am whole. ❞ 
❝  over my dead body. ❞ 
❝   i’m on top of the world! ❞
❝  i’m patched up. ❞ 
❝  kids today with techno music. you should enjoy the classics, like hasselhoff. ❞
❝   what’s wrong? don’t you recognize me? ❞ 
❝   aren’t you warm wearing all that? ❞ 
❝  can’t stop, won’t stop. ❞
❝  i’ll race ya! ❞
❝   mock death at your own peril. ❞ 
❝  this time, i will finish the job. ❞ 
❝  death is an illusion. ❞
❝  look at this team! we’re gonna do great. ❞
❝  i am beyond redemption. ❞
❝   it looks like we will be working together. ❞ 
❝   you’ve rescued me again. ❞ 
❝  i will not be defeated so easily. ❞
❝  treasure? s-sure, i don’t know anything you’re talking about. ❞ 
❝  so this is what has become of you? a pity.❞
❝  you’re so amazing! you inspire me. ❞ 
❝  i miss him greatly. ❞ 
❝  there is nowhere to hide. ❞ 
❝  whatcha’ lookin’ at? ❞ 
❝  woo, nothing’s gonna stop me. ❞
❝  that was your dream, not mine. ❞ 
❝  what you call freedom is an illusion that causes more harm than good. ❞ 
❝  hehe, there’s something on your dress.. ❞ 
❝  you have been judged! ❞
❝   i have the upper hand this time. ❞ 
❝  traitor! ❞
❝  you will never amount to anything! ❞
❝  i’ve got my eye on you. ❞
❝  lot of memories of this place. they weren’t all bad. ❞
❝  the heart of a man still beats inside of me. ❞ 
❝  stay out of trouble. ❞
❝  step into my parlor said the spider to the fly. ❞
❝  one shot, one kill. ❞
❝  don’t think i’m happy about that. ❞ 
❝  now this place? makes me wanna be an atheist. ❞
❝  our world is worth fighting for. ❞
❝  you haven’t aged a day. what’s your secret? ❞
❝  ooooh, shiny! ❞
❝  oh, did that sting? ❞
❝  heroes never die. ❞
❝  where does it hurt? ❞
❝  you’re just a no-good bully. ❞
❝  i’m a one-man apocalypse. ❞
❝  you should look somewhere else. ❞
❝  you said you would arm wrestle me. nervous? ❞
❝  i learned that from my brother. ❞ 
❝  i hope nobody saw that. ❞
❝  on a scale of one to ten, how is your pain? ❞
❝  i’m not a miracle worker. well… not always. ❞
❝  this was once my home. no longer. ❞
❝  sorry! sorry, i’m sorry. sorry. ❞
❝  i remember being here. it was good for my tan. ❞
❝  wish i’d practice my japanese more, konichiwa! ❞
❝  you need a time out. ❞ 
❝  you might not want to tell your friends about that. ❞
❝  guess we know who’s really on top, don’t we? ❞
❝  with every death, comes honor. with honor, redemption. ❞
❝  a punishment for your crimes. ❞ 
❝  i will be on my best behaviour. ❞
❝  you think there’s something worth stealing in that temple? ❞
❝  people should be free. ❞ 
❝  you were never my equal. ❞
❝  death walks among you. ❞ 
❝   last i checked, i didn’t ask for your opinion. ❞ 
❝   you can’t be serious. ❞ 
❝   they’re back. ❞ 
❝   armor? how positively primitive. ❞
❝   now this is my kinda city, everyone’s free to live as they choose. ❞
❝   you need a time out. ❞ 
❝   die! die! die! ❞ 
❝   to think i would have to work with a street ruffian. ❞ 
❝   death comes. ❞ 
❝   one of these days someone is gonna to put an end to you. ❞ 
❝   that which doesn’t kill you…makes you stronger.. ❞
❝   well. you sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don’t ya? ❞
❝   aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞
❝  i’ll tell you my secret if you give me your coat. ❞
❝   sleep. ❞
❝  never liked you much. ❞
❝  never leave a teammate behind. ❞
❝  together we are strong. ❞
❝  you won’t get rid of me that easily. ❞
❝  i don’t even think children are afraid of you. ❞
❝  i taught you everything you know. ❞
❝  it’s hard to just sit around knowing there’s someone out there that needs to be blown up. ❞
❝  i’ll put an end to your sad story. ❞
❝  you havin’ trouble keeping up? ❞
❝  i have destroyed more of your kind than i can count. ❞
❝ it’s a perfect day for some mayhem. ❞
❝  we’re all soldiers now. ❞
❝  give me your best shot. ❞
❝   you knew exactly what were you doing. ❞
❝   knock me down, and i’ll keep getting back up. ❞
❝   you always did have a high opinion of yourself. ❞
❝   i’m not a young man anymore. ❞
❝  still trying to play hero? ❞
❝  i sometimes wonder if your height is why you’re always in such a bad mood. ❞
❝  this is no place for children. ❞
❝  the world could always use more heroes. ❞
❝  looked in a mirror lately? ❞
❝  Me one, bad guys zero. ❞
❝  i’m gonna have to shoot you down. ❞
❝  this old dog has learned a few tricks. ❞
❝  another one off the list. ❞
❝  i love your glasses, so cute! ❞
❝  if at first you don’t succeed…blow it up again! ❞
❝  that’s for my family back home! ❞
❝  i’ve got you in my sights. ❞
❝  i’m the one who does his job. i’m thinking… you’re the other one. ❞
❝   you weren’t given those guns to toss them away like trash. ❞
❝   i will protect the innocent. ❞ 

cherrypitsuicide  asked:

(1) hello! ive messaged you before now but i was wondering what i could do to make my cats life better. your blog has already educated me a lot about enrichment and food choices for cats, and now i have bought wet food for her and taped boxes together to make a tunnel-like thing that she can explore. however, i was wondering what else i could do for her! i cant do anything too expensive since im a student with a part-time job and most of my cash goes towards food for myself and for her. shes my

only companion and i want to make her life as fun for her as i can. i also let her outside during the summer on a harness and leash, but its winter now and i want to make being inside as fun as possible for her. thanks!

I like that you’re continuing to look to improve! That’s a sign of a great ethos about animal care - we can always do better, even if we’re already doing great. 

I’d suggest thinking about her other senses - you’ve got taste down pretty solid, as well as her need for movement, but what about smell or sound or visual stimuli? You could leave audiobooks on or leave playlists of things she’d never hear running while you’re gone, or put on nature videos on silent for her to watch (if you’ve got a TV or computer that has a fast enough flicker speed she can see it - most new monitors are fine for that). You can also use changing the environment up as enrichment, although you don’t want to do it too frequently - feed her in a different place, move her bed, turn the couch 90 degrees. 

So many people bitch and complain about things in their lives, but do nothing to change it or make it better. You don’t like your job? Quit, work hard and find a job you will like better. You’re not happy in your relationship? Do something to make it better, be single or find someone else. Don’t just accept your circumstances. It’s a harsh way of looking at things, but I believe with hard work you can have the life you want or at least one you aren’t bitter about. You work hard in silence and let the success and fruition be your noise.

When your girl catch you starring at other girls you gotta turn into a fashion critic

I would just make a comment everytime like

“ wow can you believe she got out the house like that that hair style is not popping”

“ omg babe who did her contour I could do a better job than that ”

“ look that dress is nice but why she decided to wear flats heels would go better ”

Legally Blonde the Musical ft. accurate song titles
  • Omigod You Guys: Elle’s getting engaged and the shop assistant’s a bitch (also Margot can speak to dogs)
  • Serious: Plot twist, Warner is a dick
  • What You Want: Who needs a personal essay when you have the ENTIRETY OF UCLA
  • The Harvard Variations: lets show off our achievements
  • Blood in the Water: let's make no one want law career
  • Positive: either fight her or shake your ass
  • Ireland: pure sweet Paulette
  • Ireland (Reprise): pure sweet Paulette doesn't know where this metaphor is going.
  • Serious (Reprise): Warner is a dick pt.2
  • Chip on my Shoulder: Why go home for christmas when you can STUDY!!!!!
  • So Much Better: a good job > a dick + that one note no one can do
  • Whipped Into Shape: work out, protect yourselves and HOW DOES SHE SKIP AND SING AT THE SAME TIME
  • Take it Like a Man: pure bean turns into hot bean
  • Bend and Snap: picking up objects... sexy edition
  • There, Right There!/Gay or European: P R I D E
  • Legally Blonde: creepy professor ruins life
  • Legally Blonde (Remix): Redeemed bitch saves life + IRISH DANCING
  • Find My Way: everythings okay and destroyed gender roles
Being McGonagall's daughter and having a crush on Snape would include:
  • Okay let’s do it like this
  • You’re almost the same age as Snape
  • And you’d be the new DADA teacher
  • Because your mom had begged you to take the job
  • “why?”
  • “Albus can’t find a decent teacher and we all know you’d be better than Lockhart”
  • Introducing yourself to every teacher/College
  • Who all love the idea of McGonagall daughter to teach the students
  • Being great friends with Sprout
  • And always glancing towards Snape in the teacher’s lounge
  • Which doesn’t go unnoticed by your mom
  • “are you having a crush on Severus”
  • Blushing like crazy
  • stuttering
  • “What makes you think that?”
  • McGonagall smirking, shaking her head
  • She would be against it at first because Snape isn’t always the nicest person
  • but eventually she is the reason why you got together
  • “how about you two spend some time together huh?”
  • You’d try to talk to him
  • And he’d be secretly enjoying finally being alone with you
  • You and Severus actually getting together
  • Secretly sending notes to each other
  • Quick  kisses
  • Wanting to keep it a secret for the students
  • Till Harry and Ron find the two of you snogging
  • “How does it come that Snape gets such a hot girlfriend and we don’t?”
  • Dates to Hogsmeade
  • And eventually most of the students found out what was going on
  • Because Snape would be a lot less moody
  • And he’d be somehow nicer to Harry and all Gryffindors/Hufflepuffs/Ravenclaws.
  • Slytherin students liking you a bit more
  • Severus would be the kind of person that hugs you from behind
  • And surprises you with stupid little gifts
  • He’d always give you little compliments
  • “don’t you look dashing”
  • “You look amazing”
  • Eye fucking each other from across the Great Hall
  • Which doesn’t go unnoticed by the students

Sometimes you’ve got to keep yourself going by doing the little things, like making sure you get out of bed and have a shower.

Other times you need to keep yourself busy by getting round to the slightly bigger things, like cleaning the bathroom or going shopping for the essentials.

But once in a while you’re going to have to kick yourself up your own ass, get out there and get the huge stuff done. Go to your job interview. Make your art. Write your book. Attend your class. Push yourself past your boundaries of comfort.

Sometimes you’re the only who will be there to make sure these things happen. You can’t always rely on other people to make sure you do it. Get it done. And get it done now. You’ll feel better for it.

fake ah crew geoff who threatens to fire his crew on such a regular basis it becomes an in-joke to everybody but him

  • “i fucking hate all of you,” geoff says, “you’re fired, you’re all fired, trained pomeranians could do a better job and i can pay them in dog food.”
    “hey, at least we’re house trained,” jack says. 
    “except for gavin.”
  • after an unsuccessful heist geoff says he’s going to go live with the fakehaus crew instead.
    “in the event you’re unsatisfied with your crew,” ryan says dryly, “you can trade it in free for a crew of lesser or equal value.”
    “didn’t geoff already do that with jeremy?”
    “no, i said lesser value, not fewer inches.”
  • after geoff promotes lindsay, she admits she doesn’t know if she can live up to geoff.
    “what are you talking about?” geoff asks. “you’ve proved yourself time and time again–”
    “no, i mean i don’t know if i can tell everybody they’re fired and make my voice crack in that specific ‘whiny, pissy baby’ way you do when you–”
    L I N D S A Y.”
    “yeah, like that, exactly!”

  • This video shows exercises to prevent it/give you exercises to help you stop the pain.
  • If you already have tendonitis, stop doing the thing that made you have it [drawing, writting, texting on cellphone] and stop using their force to carry things or do fine movements.
  • The exercises of the video work a lot.
  • You can also massage the area with Methyl salicylate [or normal cream too], you massage it and let it rest, keep the area quiet… ah! Ice works too if the area is too inflamed.
  • The idea is rest for, at least, one week and be ok, try to not use the hand and DON’T FORCE YOUR OTHER HAND TO DO ALL THE JOB TOO, because worst that tendonitis in one arm.. is on BOTH arms.
  • Sleep or watch TV are good activities to do that doesn’t involve using the hand or missing it.
  • Once you feel better, try to do whatever you do before slowly, taking pauses, you won’t be great as before because you are doing the thing again [drawing, texting, writting, ect] and your arm is already weak for not using force. 

I’m actually with Tendonitis, healing slowly… I dont want anybody else to fall on this because they don’t know/they forget.

I live with eternal tendonitis; It come back eventually so i gotta be carefull… I failed this time Uu

Ok im out, gotta rest the hand.

Take care!

Romantic Relationship with Rung

● Rung is the most thoughtful caring boy ™

● Rung will always 100% have time for his partner. Oh, he’s with a patient? Well, then his partner might have to wait a little while. He does still have a job to do, after all… Unless it’s something very very serious. In which case, his patients understand. ‘You go man. Go take care of your babe we can reschedule for two o'clock Monday see you then.’

● He always knows when his partner is feeling down. Always. No matter how hard said partner tries to hide it. He will not rest until they feel better. Hugs and kisses will help? He’s all over that. They just need some space? Alright. They’ll definitely find cute little love notes and sweets set out for them in their room, though.

● Rung will pull his partner into his lap to give soft kisses and loving words. He’ll rest his head in the crook of their neck, his arms around their waist, and there is definitely a chance he’ll fall asleep like this. Let him rest. It’s been a long day and you would not believe the things he has had to put up with on this ship.

● Alternatively, if his partner is bigger than him, Rung will stand on their lap and smooch their entire face. There is no escape. He will also definitely sleep in their lap.

● Pick this boy up and smother him with kisses. His flustered expression is completely worth it and his giggling is the greatest reward. If in public, his cooling fans will immediately kick on and he will stutter. Help this flustered boy.

10 Writing Tips From Margaret Atwood

1. Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can’t sharpen it on the plane, because you can’t take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils.

2. If both pencils break, you can do a rough sharpening job with a nail file of the metal or glass type.

3. Take something to write on. Paper is good. In a pinch, pieces of wood or your arm will do.

4. If you’re using a computer, always safeguard new text with a ­memory stick.

5. Do back exercises. Pain is distracting.

6. Hold the reader’s attention. (This is likely to work better if you can hold your own.) But you don’t know who the reader is, so it’s like shooting fish with a slingshot in the dark. What ­fascinates A will bore the pants off B.

7. You most likely need a thesaurus, a rudimentary grammar book, and a grip on reality. This latter means: there’s no free lunch. Writing is work. It’s also gambling. You don’t get a pension plan. Other people can help you a bit, but ­essentially you’re on your own. ­Nobody is making you do this: you chose it, so don’t whine.

8. You can never read your own book with the innocent anticipation that comes with that first delicious page of a new book, because you wrote the thing. You’ve been backstage. You’ve seen how the rabbits were smuggled into the hat. Therefore ask a reading friend or two to look at it before you give it to anyone in the publishing business. This friend should not be someone with whom you have a ­romantic relationship, unless you want to break up.

9. Don’t sit down in the middle of the woods. If you’re lost in the plot or blocked, retrace your steps to where you went wrong. Then take the other road. And/or change the person. Change the tense. Change the opening page.

10. Prayer might work. Or reading ­something else. Or a constant visual­isation of the holy grail that is the finished, published version of your resplendent book.


I’m so sick of seeing people not following their true passion, getting stuck with jobs they hate, for the hope of a better future. Never ever decline the call from your fate, always believe in what you love and the money will come eventually. Be yourself and do what makes your heart sing!

Who’s Taking Our Jobs?

Do you use Instagram?  A Brazilian immigrant started that company.

Do you use Google?  A Russian immigrant started that company.

Do you use Yahoo?  A Thai immigrant started that company.

Do you use Apple products?  Steve Job’s birth father was a Muslim in Syria. His biological mother was a Catholic of Swiss descent.

So, before you run your mouth about immigrants, you best delete your accounts online, lest you appear to be a hypocrite.

Immigrants “taking our jobs” is an ignorant idea.  Immigrants often taken lower ranking and paying jobs.  So unless you want a career in the custodial arts, as a janitor or landscaper or maid or hotel service or dishwasher, you should be thankful for any job you can get.  Immigrants are, because they take jobs to live a better life, support their family, and live their own dreams, reach their own goals.  It’s why we all work, to fuel our dreams.  If you think your dreams and goals are more than those of someone from the other side of an imaginary scared-white-man-line-in-the-sand border, then you might truly be not only ignorant but arrogant as hell.

I’ve yet to see a Mexican come to the United States, and walk into the job of CEO of Starbucks, or Dell, or Asus, or GE, or anywhere else.  I’ve yet to even see them walk into a middle management job.  If someone ‘takes’ your job, it means you were shitty at it to begin with and someone better - who might happen to be of Mexican descent - got your position.  Don’t blame them.  Blame your own inability to do your job.  

Lastly, when you need medical help, and an Indian doctor walks into your room, I would bet dollars to donuts that you’d not object.  You just want help for your condition and you’ll take it where you can get it.  Sounds like an immigrant to me.