you can call me alice because that is my name

Alice Isn't Dead S1 finale

*SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 10: THISTLE*

just dumping my thoughts on you because HOLY FUCK

- Trucker can you get to the point, youre killing me
- Alice how dare you disappear again wtf
- oh shit she’s leavin’
- yeah the title is a tad intimidating
- LEAVE MY CINNAMON ROLL ALONE
- fuck that motherfucking chicken tbqh
- HER NAME IS K E I S H A HOLY FUCK A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
- Alice is a sarcastic piece of shit i love her already
- a lower calling?
- Keisha is a spiteful ball of rage omg cinnamon baby
- “forever cant start yet” is exactly the kind of deep bullshit i signed up for
- Allie youve left Keisha in a really shitty situation u know that?
- cant you do this together?
- Alice can u fuck off
- LET KEISHA HELP
- :(((((
- dont promise something like that
- crying and kissing
- so gay and pure
- Alice come baaaaaack
- are the Thistle Men all men??
- oohhhh, Keisha covered herself in the heather oil stuff
- im so glad we know her name
- Keisha Keisha Keisha
- @ the Thistle people: fuck off m8
- @ The Thistle Man: FUCK THE FUCK OFF
- “what a weird metaphor” I LOVE YOU
- theyve been listening
- can you F U C K O F F
- THERE CAN BE TERRIBLE FREEDOM
- OH SHIT
- STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
- STOP REPEATING BACK HER MUSINGS ITS NOT FAIR
- not again not again leAVE HER ALONE
- the oil omg IT WORKS
- thank u Sylvia
- W R E C K H I M
- cheeky #spon interruption
- this was a bad idea Keisha
- “let me explain death to you” nO
- YOU STOP THAT
- FUCK
- THE
- THISTLE
- MAN
- you better stop laughing fucker
- GET REKT
- “i had fucking won!” you did it baby
- can the rest of you just let her have this victory pls thanks
- Alice to the rescue?
- SYLVIA to the rescue?
- mystery woman to the rescue, okay
- “HOLY SHIT” quite right
- Bay and Creek shipping!
- i trust her
- oh fuck the paper towels
- can u not repeat it all pls ur hurting me with the parallels
- “this isnt the end of my roadtrip”
- WAS THAT ALICE
- OKAY WAIT YOU CANT JUST
- JOSEPH YOU CANT DROP THAT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO INTO A SECOND SPONSOR
- WAS THAT A NEW MYSTERY CHARACTER OR
- WAS
- THAT
- ALICE
- “sometimes that all it is” fuck off im still freaking out

THIS WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR AND MORE BUT I DONT THINK I CAN PHYSICALLY SURVIVE THE WAIT TO SEASON 2

OKAY HOLD THE FUCK UP

i have just learned that a sequel to the 2010 alice in wonderland has been made and it is called alice through the looking glass

so i’m watching this preview and the villain’s name is Time and he’s played by Sacha Baron Cohen. this is what this fucker looks like:

hmmmm he looks a little familiar to me? NOW LOOK. i am not a big video game person because i can’t play video games for shit, but there is one series that i am ON TOP OF like it’s my shit and it’s called CRASH BANDICOOT. so anyway there’s this villain by the name of Doctor Nefarious Tropy and he’s a master of time. THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE:

NOW LISTEN HERE ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT SOMEONE IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS NEW ALICE FILM WASN’T A FAN OF CRASH BANDICOOT??? DID YOU THINK I WOULDN’T NOTICE? BECAUSE I DID. HE EVEN WALKS THE GODDAMN SAME LIKE SOME MALFUNCTIONING ROBOT

THEY DONE COPIED CRASH BANDICOOT

(or this is a common design for masters of time and i’m just a raging dumbass)