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Steven Universe Songs as Fanfic Prompts

(( Note: If you decide to use any of these prompts, then please tag/message this blog. ))


Love Like You -

  • Even after she and her friends had officially decided to become good, Mal can’t help but feel like she sticks out like a sore thumb compared to her friends and the AKs when it comes to being good.
  • Harry Hook is madly in love with Uma, but he sees the way that she cares and helps her crew members, and feels silly to think that she could possibly return his feelings since it seems so obvious that she’s a better person than him.

Lapis Lazuli -

  • After the whole coronation scene, Auradon citizens have been rioting about how Uma is the perfect example of why the VKs are dangerous. Ben, feeling totally flustered, still believes that she’s just badly misunderstood and isn’t wrong to feel angry towards him and Auradon.

What Can I Do For You -

  • Evie and Doug go to a restaurant during the first week that the VKs first arrive, wheras Evie suprises Doug and signs them up for some karaoke that the shop offers.

anonymous asked:

I have a request for Zarya, Widowmaker, Mercy: how would the ladies react to a s/o who is very insecure? s/o considers themselves unlovable due to a rough childhood/relationship so they have a hard time believing anyone would actually want and care about them. Your writing is very addicting to read btw :)

Thanks! Mercy’s not coming to me too easily today, so just widow and zarya for now. 

Yandere Zarya

She doesn’t mean to scare you, but hearing you say that you don’t think you’re deserving of love makes her panic a little. Zarya’s angry over how you were treated before, but she tries to cover it up the best she can. She doesn’t want you to think she’s mad at you at all. Zarya’s just as affectionate as ever, but she’s also worried she might scare you away. She might try to get revenge for you, but only after she’s undone all the mistakes they made with you and helped you to start thinking better about yourself. She loves everything about you! It can be a little hard to face the fact that you don’t see yourself the same way she does.

Yandere Widowmaker

She’s kind of cold about it. You’re perfect, obviously. Widowmaker thinks it’s a little insulting to her taste that you think you aren’t worth her time– she chose you, out of everyone else. She’s not really the wining and dining type, doesn’t think she should have to make you like her or convince you as to why you’re worth her time. She’s said it before, hasn’t she? Widow doesn’t like to repeat herself. No one else’s opinion matters but hers. Trust her and everything else will follow suit. Anyone that’s made you feel lesser than you are can answer to her– they aren’t your problem anymore.


um psa: looking back i realise now that joking about killing someone, even if it’s totally harmless is not really the best think to do. at the time i was angry and upset because of how b/x had again and again promoted content that fetishises mlm, and especially because her latest shenanigans were transphobic it hurt me, a trans person. so no i don’t think b/x is innocent and shouldn’t be criticised, but after i’d politely messaged her multiple times explaining how a/b/o was transphobic i was simply ignored, as were others, and that’s when i proceeded to make those jokes. yes, joking about killing someone isn’t very funny and when i’m especially angry i don’t think tumblr is the best place to be at ALL, but you can’t paint things as her being wrongfully blasted for no reason, because she won’t listen to polite criticism!

anonymous asked:

I think Ji look uneasy at their halloween party. Lol. He looked bored and angry. Do you realized that the last time kd attend sm halloween party was 2013? On 2014 just ksoo attend bc ji was sick. On 2015 just ji attend bc ksoo is busy filmed Pure Love. I forgot the 2016. But i think ksoo been busy filming too With God. And this year too. Or i'm wrong? Seems like kd avoiding the party or nah?

i think he was doing his best to be Alain Delon (he dressed up as him). I can’t believe ji knows about this guy. Probably he knew about him through his appearance makeover process. lel. If I rmmbr correctly, the halloween party last yr was canceled due to the political issues. I mean, ji couldn’t even show up on ks’s movie premiere and vice versa, what makes me think that they’ll show up at a halloween party 2gether. They couldn’t even have a bday party 2gether T__T

Tolkien Society

OK, is anyone else miffed about how Tolkien Society has been using its OFFICIAL Twitter account to state one side’s opinion? Somehow, they seem to be so infatuated with the idea of Amazon’s LOTR that they can’t take any criticisms. I know some die-hard Tolkien fans can be a bit of curmudgeons when it comes to media mix, but I think the concerns are valid. After The Hobbit, can you really blame them? What about Amazon should convince me that they’ll do an awesome job? Amazon paid a hefty sum to get the rights and they themselves have said that they hope to do SEVERAL series and a possible spin-off. That sounds like milking to me. Why should I or other fans be not concerned? Am I asking too much to want a series free from American politics and glorification of war? Because really, I don’t know about other people, but that’s what I’m asking for. 

Maybe the series would be awesome. I like being wrong about these kind of things. But as of now, I’m still concerned–even more so after seeing some of the responses. By the way, this is coming from someone who’s really for media mix and collaborations. Also, unlike some folks, I’m usually for pushing the technology in movies (CGI…) as that’s part of my studies. Unfortunately, I’m also aware how greedy producers can ruin a good work so it looks like poor Celebrimbor on a stick by the time they’re done. 

Let me rephrase a quote from Oscar Wilde (originally super sexist quote) that I feel like sums up corporate producers as well.

“… they always want a sixth act, and, as soon as the interest of the play is entirely over, they propose to continue it. If they were allowed their own way, every comedy would have a tragic ending, and every tragedy would culminate in a farce.”

anonymous asked:

Omggg Ryan going to visit Shane to talk and apologize and but Shane is ready for Ryan to start making fun of him so he just goes into a full on panic attack Ryan just holds him and says something like, "I'm not him Shane, I promise. I wont leave you..." NOOO I dont think i would be able to handle the angst end. D,:

OH NO WHATTT what if Ryan was like “wait, im not like him!” and shane’s like “what? you mean- wait you can’t know about that??” and ryan’s like fuck fuck fuck i slipped up what do i tell him. “y-you told me one time?” and shane’s like “i wouldnt tell you???” and ryan has to explain how he went back in time and had to watch shane’s (most painful hightlights edition) childhood and shane feels either angry or violated and just kicks ryan out.

lol and ryan’s like “wow i really fucked that up i meant to help him now he just has more reason to hate me”

im gonna write the Bad Ending™

what is BPD?

 Even though I have a blog about BPD, a lot of people have a lot of doubts about it (about the symptoms, terms, etc). So here is a post about BPD and, please, if you are neurotypical don’t comment “wow I have it” just because you read my post.

  • Borderline Personality Disorder is diagnosed when there is a persistent pattern of unstable interpersonal relationships, mood and self-image, as well as distinct impulsive behaviour, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts. These difficulties are indicated by five (or more) of the following:
  1. frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment.

  2. a pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterised by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.

  3. identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self.

  4. impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g. spending, sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, binge eating). This does not include suicidal or self-harming behaviour.

  5. recurrent suicidal behaviour, gestures, or threats, or self-mutilating behaviour.

  6. affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood - intense feelings that can last from a few hours to a few days.

  7. chronic feelings of emptiness.

  8. inappropriate intense anger or difficulty controlling anger.

  9. transient, stress-related paranoid ideas or severe dissociative symptoms.

What is FP? 

FP means, for someone who has BPD, favorite person. It is a term that refers to the person you most idealize, usually it is someone you have romantic feelings for, but it can be a friend, fictional character, someone in your family, etc. Not everyone who has BPD has a FP, but it is something common. Having a FP is not something beautiful and shouldn’t be romantized, your mood starts depending on that person, on the way they talk to you, you have a lot of mental breakdowns when they’re gone and it’s something that puts you in risk, because you’re willing to do basically anything for that person.

What is “split”?

Splitting is the action of feeling extremely angry at someone who you usually idealize, for example, your fp (but it doesn’t have to be necessarily your fp). Someone who suffers from BPD usually has black and white thinking or feeling, loving or hating someone, doing something all the time or not at all, basically no harlf term. When someone splits, it means that they were from a extreme to another about their feelings to someone. It can happen for big and important reasons, when someone actually does a serious mistake or it can happen when someone does a “small” mistake and we react extremely, due to BPD hypersensitivity.

What is dissociation?

That’s what Wikipedia says: “In psychology, dissociation is any of a wide array of experiences from mild detachment from immediate surroundings to more severe detachment from physical and emotional experience. The major characteristic of all dissociative phenomena involves a detachment from reality, rather than a loss of reality as in psychosis.”. Dissociation is the match of despersonalization (“Depersonalization can consist of a detachment within the self regarding one’s mind or body, or being a detached observer of oneself. Subjects feel they have changed and that the world has become vague, dreamlike, less real, or lacking in significance. It can be a disturbing experience. Chronic depersonalization refers to depersonalization-derealization disorder, which is classified by the DSM-5 as a dissociative disorder.”) and derealization (“Derealization is an alteration in the perception or experience of the external world so that it seems unreal. Other symptoms include feeling as though one’s environment is lacking in spontaneity, emotional colouring, and depth. It is a dissociative symptom of many conditions.”). Basically, it is feeling like YOU are not real + the WORLD is not real. Okay, I’m not sure about what I’m going to say now, please someone correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that there a lot of dissociative disorders, but in BPD people usually suffer just from dissociative symptoms.


Self-harm is when you intentionally hurt yourself. Okay, but why? Some people self-harm to relief the pain, a lot of people with BPD also relate they self-harm to feel real during dissociative episodes or to feel something when the emptiness sensations are acting out. For some people, self-harm is when you hurt your body tissue, for example, cutting or scratching yourself, but, personally, in my opinion, thre are different ways or expressing self-harm before it becomes something extreme, for example, starving yourself, triggering yourself, doing something you don’t want to just because you “deserve it”, etc.

“People with BPD are always abusive.”

That’s absolutely not true. A lot of websites make articles about BPD and, because of a lack of information, they mention we are abusive and things like that. The truth is that no one is automatically abusive JUST because their mental illnesses. Abuse is something related to someone’s behavior, regardless if they’re mentally ill or not. “Okay, so why a lot of people say BPD makes someone abusive?” Maybe it’s because PDs are not a very discussed topic and people are always afraid of the unkown, so it’s better if they just judge us. Also, maybe because people with BPD are often seen as “attention seekers”, which is not something bad, in my opinion, because everyone should receive enough attention, since they’re not using bad mechanisms to get it.

About some other symptoms

Mood swings happen when someone goes to an emotion to another. For someone who has BPD, it happens a lot of times during the day. For example, if you got a friend and they have BPD they can talk about suicide and how hopeless they feel and a few hours or minutes later they can talk about future plans and how excited they are about things. It impacts our affective instability too, so sometimes we get lost thinking if we like someone or not. We can easily “get tired” of someone and then becoming totally dependent on them after some time. Our instability also impacts our sense of self, sometimes it makes us question even if we are real (going back to the dissociation aspect). That’s why is so hard for us to do things like choosing a career, because today I can feel like becoming an actress and then tomorrow I want to be a doctor. Our decisions and moods are constantly changing.Our fear of abandonment controls our lives, we can do things that we don’t even want to just to have someone by our sides. Also, some people with BPD can get too clingy or too distant to someone they love, clingy to avoid the abandonment and distant because of a “leave them before they leave me” thought. That’s why our relationships are very unstable.Compulsion and impulsivity is a form of expressing our confused feelings, like if we need something to rely on. We can drink too much, eat too much, waste too much money, etc. It can happens for a lot of reasons, for example, to fill the feelings of emptiness or to avoid a breakdown, specially when someone leaves.

Quiet and explosive borderlines

Explosive borderline is someone who is the “classical” borderline. They will act out, they may yell at people, they may get involved in fights and etc. Someone who is a quiet borderline will act in, holding their pain agaisnt themselves, for example, with the self-harm. They may not usually yell at people or get involved in fights, but, instead, they will do terrible things with themselves. There is not a “worse or better type of borderline”, they’re just different types. We all suffer a lot.

Sorry if my grammar wasn’t very correct. English is not my native language. I hope it was a helpful post for some help here on tumblr.
Stay strong, borderline community!

11 Bits of Wisdom from the Dalai Lama

1. Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

2. Every day, think as you wake up, today I am fortunate to be alive, I have a precious human life, I am not going to waste it. I am going to use all my energies to develop myself, to expand my heart out to others; to achieve enlightenment for the benefit of all beings. I am going to have kind thoughts towards others, I am not going to get angry or think badly about others. I am going to benefit others as much as I can.

3. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

4. Silence is sometimes the best answer.

5. Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive.

6. Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

7. If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it’s not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.

8. This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.

9. Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

10. People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.

11. Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

said it before and i’ll say it again; my fellow bi folk have to stop getting hysterically angry at gay + lesbian people for not being invested in m/f relationships. it’s not oppressive if lesbiananakinskywalker123 doesn’t care about the boring heteros from stranger things. that’s not biphobia and y'all need to readjust your worldview if you think that’s the worst thing that someone can do to a bi person.

That Keith vlog was so amazing I can’t stop thinking about it. I know it’s a cartoon, but I think it’s a testament to the things that can happen when you give a person a platform to speak their truth. I connect with Keith’s character because I empathize with the reactive feelings that are sometimes characteristic of people who have been hurt one too many times. Someone once said to me, “you’re not an angry person. You’re hurt.” I think the same is true for Keith. When you constantly have to adapt to survive trauma, it’s hard to break the instinctual patterns that got you through the worst of it. Unfortunately, those patterns don’t always translate to every situation or relationship you encounter. It can be difficult to change, especially if those patterns never failed you. It was awesome to hear him own that, and in a way validate his experience. Like y'all I’m over here almost crying because Keith needed that lmfao. Shoutout to Voltron for being awesome.

Learn To

Aries: Learn to relax. Don’t try to take karma’s work.

Taurus: Learn to listen and embrace. It’s okay to love yourself but bad personalities are a disadvantage to other people.

Gemini: Learn to not talk about other people behind their backs. If you dislike something about someone, tell them gently. Don’t be a coward.

Cancer: Learn to think of other people’s emotion. Your emotions matter but cutting off other people just because they make you sad, will make them sad.

Leo: Learn to not think of looks as number one. People may come because of your face but bad personalities will scare them away

Virgo: Learn to let go. You matter. If you’re tired, rest. If you’re sad, cry. If you’re mad, get angry. Your emotions matter.

Libra: Learn to think about what matters to you. People’s opinion matter but the decision is in your hand.

Scorpio: Learn to forget. Bad memories tires you and you deserve to be happy.

Sagittarius: Learn to stay in one place for a change. You can never run out of experiences.

Capricorn: Learn to trust other people. They can work like you. Give them time to learn.

Aquarius: Learn to not underestimate people. Everyone is good at something.

Pisces: Learn to not victimize yourself. You’re not always wrong. Sometimes people are just assholes.

(Check Sun+Moon)

things you should know about the moon signs

aries: get angry easily

taurus: they can’t not like food

gemini: no they never stop talking

cancer: can be really cold

leo: will make you cry and not flinch

virgo: not afraid to tell you how it is

libra: cares more about appeasing everyone than anything else

scorpio: you think you know them? you don’t. scorpio suns who???

sagittarius: may get offended quickly, leave their pride alone thx

capricorn: invented being a bitch, don’t try it with them

aquarius: can actually be emotional and soft as hell, they care about you ok?? just differently

pisces: can be so in denial, don’t waste your breath!

Mars & Anger

Your Mars sign indicates anger, reactions, and energy. It indicates what you are like when angry or in arguments.

Mars in Aries: Very defensive and argumentative, they want to get their side across as much as possible. They usually get anger in flashes or moments, it doesn’t last all that long. They get impatient or irritated quickly, and may lash out. They want the action and argument quickly or to be over quickly.

Mars in Taurus: They usually don’t get angry easily or as much, but they let it all build up until they blow up. They take and take things, but then once something small happens they blow up and rage. They need to get it all out and are straightforward. They also get angry when they are rushed.

Mars in Gemini: They have a sharp tongue and talk a lot during the argument, they use logic and their experiences to help them argue. They can usually remain calm for a while, until they get too heated and they start becoming more outwardly angry. They like to resolve the issue and get it out of the way.

Mars in Cancer: They are passive aggressive in anger, and tend to let things build up as well. They avoid confrontation, but want to get it resolved. They blow up and talk about their emotions and how it made them feel, or how they are feeling in that moment. It can drag on for them, or they don’t let it go as easily.

Mars in Leo: They don’t hold back, they will tell you exactly how it is and what is on their mind. They also don’t really think before they speak, so they might hurt your feelings unintentionally or speak harshly without thinking. They may be dramatic when angry or make a scene.

Mars in Virgo: Definitely the type to give the cold shoulder. They are cold and calculated when angry, they like to think about what exactly to say or how to react. They also have sharp tongues, but it is very calculated. They may be silent during an argument or try to remain calm, or they may be arguing and debating forever.

Mars in Libra: They avoid confrontation and arguments in every possible way they can. They try to let it out in small ways or by themselves, or they finally just let it out. They want to come to a solution or resolve it, but don’t like to actually argue or bring it up. They usually hide their anger or feelings to avoid this. They have a good way with words during arguments.

Mars in Scorpio: They may push you to the limit or play games, but they are also very sharp and quick minded during arguments. They may be silent or hard to read during arguments, but they are really just harboring their anger and rage. Once they let it out, it becomes very powerful and consuming. They are pretty hard to get super angry, but they definitely aren’t people you want to make mad.

Mars in Sagittarius: Blunt and straightforward, they argue and argue and argue until they can’t anymore. They know what they are talking about and know what they mean, they don’t stand for any bullshit. They are impatient and restless when angry. They are very persuasive in arguments and know how to get their way or get their point across effectively.

Mars in Capricorn: Also cold and calculated, they keep their cool and are level headed. They are in control of it and keep it under their control, but they do let it out. They are cold and harsh during arguments, they are extremely practical and no nonsense. They are straightforward, but maybe to a fault.

Mars in Aquarius: They are hard to read and decipher during arguments or when angry, they can be fine about something one day and then mad about it the next. They are good at arguments and debating, but they seldom let the other side speak or truly listen to them. They think that they are right and what they feel is the only right thing.

Mars in Pisces: They are sensitive in arguments, but they also play games when angry. They aren’t straightforward and tip toe around the person or issue. They can be unpredictable in anger or angry at unpredictable moments. They like to think about what truly makes them angry or how they feel before they bring it up, or don’t realize what is truly upsetting them.

Mars in ____ House expresses anger with or through….

1st: impulse or physical activity
2nd: talents or spending money
3rd: communication or analyzing
4th: close family or friends
5th: creativity or socializing
6th: work or hobbies
7th: relationships or others
8th: secrecy or passions
9th: religion or deep thought
10th: career or success
11th: friends or social groups
12th: solitude or inner reflection

anonymous asked:

why are tom from eddsworld's eyes black? or would you prefer it to be a secret? because I think EVERYONE is dying to know.

Ah screw it. I have no involvement Eddsworld anymore so whatever I say isn’t officially canon but I always had a personal explanation and I might as well share it. If “The Eddsworld Team” continue the show, they could easily refute this but… Here’s what I got!

Originally, Tom’s eyes were a black line because I “designed” the character by ripping off Gary Larson’s art style. Edd would animate that straight line into hollow circles whenever Tom was shocked and I eventually suggested that he just keep the eyes that way but fill them black. We never fully agreed on the reasoning however. Hell, in Edd’s mind I think they were just hollow eye sockets (there’s a few jokes about that in 25ft Under the Seat). But I always imagined that his eyes were black because he shared his body with a demon. Edgy, I know, but I was like 15 so you can shush. In my mind, the demon (specifically a “rage demon”) could take full or partial control of Tom whenever he got too angry or stressed (kinda like The Hulk (in fact, exactly like The Hulk (I WAS 15, OKAY?))) but it could also be summoned with the right spell. While never explicitly stated, a lot of you have pieced that together on your own so… Good job!

But yeah, I’m not a part of Eddsworld anymore and I can only speak for my intentions before/during Legacy. So, while this “reveal” can’t be classified as official lore or even canonical, I hope you got a kick out of it nonetheless :)

- Tom

How To Develop A Distinct Voice In Your Writing

Voice in writing is extremely important and can make or break your story as a whole. It’s imperative that you pay attention to how readers interpret your writing voice because loving the author’s storytelling style can sometimes be just as important as the story itself. Here are some tips to remember and some general rules to follow in order to make sure your writing voice is enjoyable to listen to for your audience.

General Introduction & Some Things To Note

  • Voice is an audience’s ability to read something and know you wrote it. It’s essentially your fingerprint on your work.
  • The syntax is how an author chooses to order words in a sentence and can play a large role in conveying your voice.
  • Voice does not have to be yours alone, but more on that later.

How To Develop Your Voice

Rule 1: Write Naturally

Use voice as a tool, but don’t let it control you. Don’t try to force voice into your writing. Forcing voice can make it sound awkward and push the reader away. 

Rule 2: Always Write For Clarity First

Be as clear as possible. Don’t embellish or use fancy words if unnecessary. If writing poetry, however, do the exact opposite.

Rule 3: Don’t Deviate Too Much From The Rules Of Writing

Doing this can alienate your readers. If you break the everyday rules too much and deviate from the technical conventions of writing, your readers may get distracted or lose track of what you’re trying to convey and what’s going on in the story as a whole.

Writing In Somebody Else’s Voice

A lot of authors choose to write stories from the point of view of a character in their story. Authors may also choose to write in a format that requires their voice to be that of someone who may be completely different than them. Being able to recognize small details that form a voice in your readers’ heads is very important, whether you’re telling them the story as yourself or through the eyes of another. Here are some tips on developing a voice that matches the point of view you are telling the story from:

Word Choice ~ Use words and phrases that are true to the character’s personality. If your character is a 21st-century teenager talking about some guy they’re “totally obsessed” with and want to “Netflix and Chill” with, then they probably won’t describe him as a “harrowing barbarian with golden flowing locks and a stone cold thirst for vengeance”. 

Observation ~ Be careful when describing what your narrator observes throughout the story. If your narrator is supposed to be somewhat oblivious or gullible, they won’t notice the incredibly subtle mannerisms in everyone around them in order to conveniently draw conclusions and convey every piece of information the reader needs to predict the ending of the story.

Focus ~ Be mindful of what your narrator focuses on when describing a situation or the people around them. If your narrator chooses to point out that a character they don’t like happens to have the latest Rolex, this will hint at the reader that the character has a distaste for those with lots of wealth and therefore is somewhat of the opposite of the person they dislike. The things a person focuses on can tell you a lot about who they are and what they think of the world, and that is a massive deal when it comes to voice.

Descriptions ~ How your character describes the situations and minute details is important. Whether they say “shuddered” instead of “shook” or “steamed” instead of “angry” plays a large part in the reader getting to know your narrator.

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Writing Prompts

Send me your requests HERE with your prompt choice and ship / character of choice! (Please no more than 4) and also add your own request merged into it if you want??

  1. “Give me your jacket, I’m freezing.”
  2. “These shoes were made to kick you in the ass!”
  3. “Are you okay?”                                                                                          “I don’t know how to answer that.”
  4. “It’s no big deal, its just a few scratches.”
  5. “I’m so cute, I don’t see why you aren’t dating me.”
  6. “We made a deal and you’ll keep your end, one way or another.”
  7. “You look cute when you smile, you should do it more often.”
  8. “Why are you blushing?”
  9. “I’m always here and you just ignore me.”
  10. “I’ve worked my ass off to get you in this position.”
  11. “Grab my hand!”
  12. “No, listen to me.”
  13. “I don’t know if I can keep going like this.”
  14. “There’s no shame in taking a step back.”
  15. “I’ll kill you, you sick bastard. I’ll kill you, you’re a fucking monster who deserves to die.”
  16. “Is that… a dog?”                                                                                   “No, Its a fucking horse. Of course its a dog, dumbass.”
  17. “I walked here to you in the rain, this is how much I love you.”
  18. “You are quite the mystery, aren’t you?”
  19. “Let go of me!”                                                                                        “I’m barely touching you!!”
  20. “You’re so cute when you’re mad.”
  21. “Do you believe in love?”
  22. “Put me down!”
  23. “You’re so small, it’s adorable.”
  24. “Look, this isn’t a guilt-trip: I just genuinely want to know if you dislike me so I can stop bothering you.”
  25. “We can’t be friends anymore.”
  26. “Open your fucking eyes, it’s so obvious that I’m in love with you!”
  27. “Don’t you dare touch him/her.”
  28. “Please don’t be mad at me.”
  29. “Don’t do anything stupid, I’m gonna help you.”
  30. “They say less is more, but when have I lived by that?”
  31. “Hey, don’t touch anything. I don’t know how stable it all is.”
  32. “I hate how you’ve made me broken.”
  33. “I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just at life in general.”                                     “I can make that sexually.
  34. “This isn’t one of my more subtle plans, but considering how long it’s been since I ate or drank or slept, I think I’m doing pretty good.”
  35. “If I wanted you dead, this room would be a lot quieter.”
  36. “Do you ever shut up?”
  37. “You’re such an ass!”
    “But a fine looking one, yes?” 
  38. “You’re safe now, I’ve got you.”
  39. “Since when did you become a badass?”
  40. “I don’t know why, but I think I’m in love with you.”
  41. “Holy shit! You’re bleeding!”
  42. “I’d like to talk to you when you have your pants on, okay?”
  43. “If anyone could have saved me, it would have been you.”
  44. “Everyone has a breaking point.” 
  45. “I refuse to play along with this. No thank you, go away.”
  46. “What now?”                                                                                               “I don’t know, I didn’t think we’d live this long.”
  47. “They might not want you, but I understand you, and- well, I like who you are and I want you. Please don’t believe what they say.”
  48. “Are you done staring?”
  49. “Never let go.”
  50. “You broke your promise, you can’t come back from that.”
  51. “Hey, are you awake?”
  52. “I love how we all use affectionate pet names and flirt with one another. It’s nice, having such a close knit group of friends, you know?”        “Okay but have you considered: fuckpile.”
  53. “Stay here, I’m gonna go get help.”
  54. “Despite what you think, I can actually express emotions just like any other person.”
  55. “I’m so sorry-”                                                                                      “Then why would you do that to me?! You betrayed me!”
  56. “It happened again.”
  57. “I don’t like you, but for some reason you make me feel fuzzy.”
  58. “Can I kiss you?”
  59. “So what, you bitter piece of fuck? I’m nasty, lewd, I swear every third fucking word, and I am a better person than you. oh, that burns doesn’t it? That a shit like me is more moral and good and pure than you can ever be?”
  60. “Me? What about you?”
  61. “Oh shit, okay. I’m gonna toss you over my shoulder and book it okay, no way I’m trying to fight these fools. Don’t bleed out onto my back, ‘kay?”
  62. “I’ve been thinking about you. More specifically, where you fit in my future.”
  63. “I didn’t ever think I’d fall for someone like you.”
  64. “Stop fighting!”
  65. “Don’t ever talk to me ever again.”
  66. “Please, just give me a break. I’ve been so busy, trying so fucking hard- I’m doing the best I can. Please, please don’t ask more of me.”
  67. “I wish I could lovingly craft the words together to describe how angry you make me.”
  68. “Looks like we both have detention together.”
  69. “It was over when you said goodbye to me.”
  70. “I hate school and everyone in it.”                                                        “Even me?”                                                                                         “You’re an exception.”
  71. “Kiss me.”
    “No thank you- I don’t want your germs near me at all.”
  72. “Oh, fuck off you piece of shit. You think I care about you? That I give a damn about your feelings? Fuck off- I’m first in line for your head.”
  73. “Have sex with me.”
  74. “Please make me feel alive.”
  75. “You’re the only thing that is keeping me on this fucked up world.”
  76. “Even on the shittest days, you’re always there to brighten them.”
  77. “I love you just the way you are.”
  78. “Your stretch marks are like tiger stripes, it makes you look fucking badass.”
  79. “Stop asking me if I’m alright. My last answer was ‘annoyed’, why would it change any time soon?”
  80. “I will not leave you. No matter how hard it gets or how rough things are, I will always be here. I will not leave you.”
  81. “You are such a fucking cliché.”
  82. “Stay close to me.”
  83. “I can’t do everything!”
  84. “You’re art.”
    “But I’m nothing like your art.”
  85. “I think I owe you an apology.”
  86. “Have you seen- oh
  87. “Did you do that for me?”
  88. “That’s a weird way to say ‘I love you’.”
  89. “Are you happy?”                                                                                  “Yes, very.”                                                                                         “Good … that’s good. That makes me happy.”
  90. “Sorry to interrupt but you need to move your hands away from him/her before we have a problem.”
  91. “When I first met you, I thought nothing of you, now you mean everything to me.”
  92. “Please, I can’t live without you.”
  93. “Surprise!”
  94. “You told me it wasn’t my fault, so why are you blaming me now?”
  95. “Shut up!”                                                                                            “Make me.”
  96. “I’ll fucking kill him/her.”
  97. “Are you jealous?”
  98. “Are you flirting with me?”
  99. “You know me better than I know myself.”
  100. “What do you do when you realise you might not be the good guy?”
Get rid of your dialogue tags, not just “said”.

I see everywhere, “don’t use ‘said’ use _____!”, “100 words to use instead of ‘said’!”, etc. This needs to stop. First of all, do you know why “said” is used so often? Because it’s easy to ignore, when you’re reading at 300 words per minute, skipping over “said” is a lot easier than “inquired” or “demanded” or any other annoying verb.

I’m not saying you should use “said”, I’m saying you shouldn’t use any of it.

One argument against “said” is that it doesn’t give details about the speakers state of mind. 

“Good morning.” A said.

“Good morning.” B said.

“Good morning.” C said.

But tell me, do you honestly think this is better?

“Good morning.” A yelled.

“Good morning.” B shuddered.

“Good morning” C muttered. 

All of these can be misunderstood, is A angry? Is A deaf? Is B cold? Is B afraid of A?

Don’t get me started on adverbs. No. Is this better?

“Good morning.” A yelled angrily.

“Good morning.” B shuddered fearfully.

“Good morning.” C muttered distractedly.

It all sounds abhorrent! All three of the above examples don’t follow the Show, Don’t Tell. Don’t tell your readers characters emotions, show them through actions and imagery. 

A had a nasty scowl on his face, his eyes glazed over with fury. “Good morning.” His roar echoed through the room, shaking with wrath.

B flinched. His eyes were wide, like a deer caught in headlights. He meekly opened his mouth, “Good morning” his voice had a nervous tremor and his eyes were glued to the floor. 

C was flipping through his phone, not aware of the tension in the room. “Good morning.” His eyes never wavered from the screen, displaying much more interesting things. 

Of course there are exceptions. There are always exceptions, but next time you find yourself using said, don’t replace it with a longer, fancier word. Describe the character, how do they look when they’re saying it? How do they sound? What are they doing? Are they saying or doing anything plot relevant? No? Make them. There’s nothing I hate more than small talk in literature, if they’re not talking about something important, make them do something important. 

It makes me so angry when cheaters find themselves having issues with love and complaining about it. They complain, “Why can’t I find love? Why doesn’t anyone love me?” Well, here’s your fucking answer. You can’t want something you take for granted without sounding like an ass. You think love is an easy commodity you can just throw away the moment you see someone else attractive? You think love is just so easy to throw away the moment you don’t get instantly gratified in your current relationship?

You can’t even want something you don’t know or take seriously. Love is something you don’t take for granted, and when you cheat, you’re doing just that. Don’t justify yourself and say it’s just a “mistake.” Cheating isn’t just a mistake, it’s taking advantage of someone else’s love and vulnerability, and that’s the worst thing you can do to someone.

doge vloge highlights
  •  the very beginning with a very soft voiced phil having a chihuahua boop the camera i’m deceased
  • dan Literally Basically Actually sitting in phil’s lap. wyd
  • “we were inspired by awkward family photos
  • thew fuckign tiny dog outfit “obviously this is phil’s and he’s really looking forward to getting into it” “what pokes out of that hole?”

i am SOBBING dan looks half ready for death half “really??? i hate u so much (love u)”

  • “””accidental”””” dad balloon? false. factoid statistical error. u got that on purpose and we know u got it on purpose smh
  • the boys getting softly brushed w make up its so cute ssdfhasf
  • the corgi!!!!! phil is so happy!!! 
  • one of my f a v o u r i t e things is when phil says something funny and dan is about to say something but then he just can’t and laughs cause he can’t help it, he does that a lot and it kill me every time. he had to laugh when phil referenced a movie they’d seen together ofc hhhh
  • dan’s constant “hello there!” in a high soft voice and phil’s sweet gentle voice too h e l p me
  • i’m not even gonna SPEAK about valentines ok just. leave me alone
  • ok i lied i’m gonna speak about it: dan looks really fuckin good in those suspenders i know he hates them but he looks SO good. i hate that phil did a shit pick up line on dan end me
  • “i feel like they’ve fallen in love” “they have! they’ve fallen in love on the shoot!” and the ‘canoodling’ thing again i hate dan so much
  • phil constantly zooming in and focusing on dan and dan tries to say “babe ur supposed to be focusing on the dog… I MEAN THE DOOR” smh
  • fucking DAN recording and zooming in on phil’s ass AGAIN for literally seven seconds yes we know dan ur bf has a sweet ass WE KNOW ALREADY
  • “let me put some mustard between your buns” dan fuck off??? also ~demon time~ but i swear phil would’ve usually laughed way harder than he did so i think he was a bit 2 turned on to laugh properly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • dan posing like the pretty bitch he is and going “how do i look phil?” “you look…” phil says as he pans the camera up and down, checking dan out. “be honest… amazing” “you look amazing i won’t lie” god can y’all stop showing off how hot u think each other are??? smh
  • phil with a fucking quiff and glasses jesus he’s so fucking hot @dan once again i hate u so much but the meme game ridiculous
  • dan being sad about saying good bye to the dogs then saying “well i guess we’ll just have to…. relive it every day!!! …when we get the calendar??” fuck you dan i’m so angry i literally thought he was gonna say they were getting a dog i hate this
  •  we end with the boys literally super glued to each other

incredible thank u boys for star content ;v;7