you by me: vol. 1

shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT

3

“Nobody ever talks about your parents. What was your dad like?”

“Assassin. David Cain.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yeah.”

“Hahaha”

“What?”

“You’ve been listening to me whine about having the Cluemaster for a dad, when your dad’s like.. the scariest killer on the planet?”

“Yeah.”

“When my dad was mad at me he’d lock me in the closet. What did yours do?”

“Shot me.”

“Hahahahehehe”

“Oh, man. I can’t beat you at anything.”

- Batgirl Vol 1 #28(2002)

Peter Quill Imagine

Hii! Can you maybe write a Peter Quill imagine where they’re dating and she’s also from earth (but she goes back like twice a year or something to see her dad), so she makes him a mixtape?


“Are you sure you don’t want to come,” you asked your boyfriend again for the hundredth time. You were going on one of your trips back to Earth to see your Dad, who you only get to see twice a year.

“I’m sure,” he looked down at his feet before looking at you. “I just don’t think I’m ready to go back yet.”

“I understand.” You gave him a long kiss then grabbed your bags. “I love you and I’ll be back in a week.” You went into the smaller pod and turned to wave goodbye to Peter one last night before you pressed the detachment button and went flying into space.

******

You docked back into the ship, grabbed your bags, and opened the pod’s door and as soon as you stepped onto the ship you were greeted by your smiling boyfriend. “There’s my girl,” he wrapped you in a big hug and pressed a sloppy kiss to your cheek. “How was your trip? How’s your Dad?”

“It was good. He was great. Asked me a lot of questions about you.”

“I’m a great guy, who wouldn’t want to know about me.”

“That’s true. I mean, you are the one and only Star Lord.” You two walked back to your room and you shuffled through one of your bags. “Hey, I got you some things.”

“What?! It’s like an early Christmas,” he cheered and jumped on to the bed next to your bag.

“Here. Open it.” He unwrapped the small square present to see a clear CD case with ‘Star Lord’s Mix Tape Vol. 1.’ His face lit up.

“You made me a mix tape! Sick.” He flipped it over and read the tracks on the back.

“I thought I’d make you one with the hits from the 90s since you already have the 80s. But,” you reached back into your bag and pulled out something behind your back, “since you have lots of music to catch up on I got you something else.” You handed him the small box and he looked at it confused.

“What is this? Is it another Zoon?”

“That’s an iPod,” you chuckled. “I downloaded tons of songs and playlists other people had made. It’ll take you awhile to get through all of those.”

“There’s like a thousand songs on here,” he gasped.

You leaned down and gave him a quick cheek, “Better get started on it then, Star Lord.”

RWBY fandom, you owe me some apologies

Me: *Writes How to fix RWBY Vol. 1, which includes ideas like Adam being evil and Blake being gay.*

Fandom: ADAM WOULD NEVER BE EVIL!

RoosterTeeth: *Releases Volume 3.*

Fandom: BLAKE WOULD NEVER BE GAY!

RoosterTeeth: *Releases Bmblb*

Me: *Maniacal laughter*

"Yeah, I'm trash~"
Suzuki Tatsuhisa
"Yeah, I'm trash~"

Q: If you could create a “Humandroid” [humanoid robot], what kind of Humandroid would it be?

Tatsu: Oh there’s no other answer to this than someone who would take care of all my housework (hello Noct do you mean Ignis lol). I really can’t handle that sort of thing. In addition to housework, it’d be great if the person could also do my office work… I’m kinda in a dire situation even when I came to the recording studio today. After saying goodbye to everyone at the end of today’s recording session, there’re several people who I need to apologize to in all seriousness. I’ve got quite a few apologies to make. This is really yabai. It’d be such a great help if there is a Humandroid to do all these things for me! Recently I really started to feel like I’m failing as a human being. Yeah, I’m trash~

~from bonus track in Humandroid ~マイカノセンゲン~ Vol.1 (2013)


me: why are you like this tatsu pls get yourself together

also me: omg same

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The Chronological Superman 1962:

Easily the most troublesome story of the contentious Lucy Lane/Jimmy Olsen romance – and it has some rivals, believe you me – happens in Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen vol.1 No.61. Through a number of contrived means, Jimmy (and assorted intermediaries) spend a dozen pages smacking the holy hell out of Lois’ sister. If it weren’t for the caption “As the kangaroo reacts angrily to Lucy’s aim,” this story would have no redeeming qualities.

anonymous asked:

favourite stony quotes in mcu and 616? :)

i’ll do you one better

616

  • “Be safe, Steve. Win.” – Infinity #1
  • “Any excuse to get me to hold you.” “You see right through me.” – Avengers: Prime #3
  • “You know, Shellhead… nobody’s called me “Winghead” like you just did since I left the Avengers last year! I miss it!” – Avengers, Vol. 1 #144
  • “All those things…all the things I said and did– I’m–I’m so, so sorry. I know that’s not enough, but I hope you will allow me the chance to earn your friendship back. I don’t deserve it…I just hope you let me. I’m not half as good at– at anything as I am when I’m doing it next to you. And that’s the truth.” – Avengers: Prime #5
  • “Why are you naked?” “It’s my new armor. It’s see-through.” – Avengers: Prime #3
  • “I actually think they need to go out and have an adventure together to remind them why they love each other so much.” – Brian Michael Bendis on Steve and Tony in Avengers: Prime
  • “Where is here? Is this a dream? Tell me it is, Tony, tell me you can save me.” – Captain Ameriva, Vol. 1 #437
  • “Tony Stark and his armor. His wonderful metal suit. The end result of all the technology he’s mastered in his hands the ultimate weapon for good. A good that I can never hope to equal.” – Tales of Suspense
  • “I feel like a snail or a tortoise, lumbering along in my shell, whenever I’m with Steve. So clumsy, and so safe, next to his grace and daring. I have so much, I know I shouldn’t envy Steve and his Strength And yet I do.” – Tales of Suspense
  • “Whatever the threat –– We’ll face it together.” – Avengers, Vol. 3 #1
  • “Captain America. Steve. I look at your handsome face… into your clear, azure eyes.. and, as ever, I feel the same guilty envy.” – Tales of Suspense
  • “A man’s worth isn’t measured by what he’s made of, by blood or bone. It’s what’s inside, what you believe, and how you act on those beliefs that counts. And by that yardstick –– I doubt anything could diminish you.” – Iron Man, Vol. 1 #314
  • “Tony. Tony. Tony. I didn’t think you were serious… This is Captain Handsome ordering you to rock and roll on that 45. […] That is the last time I let Tony freelance the door codes. We all said, six digit number! Just because he has trouble remembering his own birthday…” – Avengers Christmas Annual #1
  • “Good morning, beloved. Did anyone check the dumpsters for Clint yet?” – Endless Wartime
  • “Sorry, Tony… but Captain America is more important than you. Let’s hope I can keep him alive long enough… for Panther to get him out.” – Avengers, Vol. 3 #70
  • “I… Look, I’m not the crying kind, Steve. I didn’t cry at my own father’s funeral. But right then and there I realized that in this crazy business we’re in, there’s no one I’d miss more than you. And I… well… you’re an inspiration to me, Steve. To a lot of us. We may not think like you or act like you –– but we still respect and appreciate what you do and the way you do it. You’re an idealist in a world that is far from ideal. I don’t know how you can do it, Steve… How you can keep all the ugliness from getting you… hardening you… I can’t. I’m not as perfect as you… Forgive me.” – Captain America, Vol. 1 #401
  • “Tony… I’m not perfect either. I’m sometimes too quick to judge… too slow to forgive. I appreciate how much courage it took to come here –– in a bar, of all places –– and to level with me like you just did. I’m really sorry our ideological differences bent our friendship out of shape. I miss having you as my friend. I’d like us let to bygones be bygones.” – Captain America, Vol. 1 #401
  • “Mr. Stark, when I woke up in this era, I had no one. Nothing. You gave me a purpose, somewhere to belong… You gave me a home.” – Civil War: Casualties of War
  • “It wasn’t worth it.” – Civil War: The Confession
  • “And now I’ve lost you, too. Maybe… maybe there was a reason you had to be on the other side of every argument. How you could be my rudder, steering me when others couldn’t… I don’t know if I can do it without you… I certainly won’t do it as well…” – The Death of Captain America: Iron Man
  • “I miss your battle cry.” – The Death of Captain America: Iron Man 
  • “All I can think about is him.” – Avengers, Vol. 5 #43
  • “There are people that get married and they love each other and have real relationships, but then one of them cheats on the other and even though they’ve loved each other very much the schism is forever. There’s never going to be any getting over it. Some people can get past it. Some people can’t. [The memory wipe] was a betrayal that Steve was never going to get over.” – Jonathan Hickman on Avengers, Vol. 5

avengers assemble

  • “I’d hate to be on the other end of that grunt.” – S01E06, Super Adaptoid
  • “I was brave long before I was Captain America. And Tony Stark was a hero long before he was Iron Man.” – S02E07, The Age of Tony Stark
  • “You want to do some trust exercises? Fall backwards. I’ll catch you.” – S02E09, The Dark Avengers
  • “Iron or no, you’re still the man.” “Sure, I’ll go all… billionare philanthropist on their butts.” “Billionaire genius philanthropist.” – S01E26, The Final Showdown
  • “Don’t pretend you didn’t miss this.” – S02E17, The Ultron Outbreak
  • “Taking a huge risk that ends up saving the world? Tony does that five times before breakfast.” – S02E17, The Ultron Outbreak

earth’s mightiest heroes

  • “I know you believe in the future, but I believe in people. And I choose to believe in you, Iron Man.” – S02E19, Emperor Stark

marvel cinematic universe

  • “How are we guys planning on doing this?” “Together.” – Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • “You could have saved us.” – Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • “I think there’s been a very nice journey between Steve and Tony, and I feel like in “The Avengers,” we were both kids, there was [an ego struggle]. In this movie, we argue, but the dialogue is even written more just like a seasoned relationship, the way you’d see an old married couple argue as opposed to a 20-year-old couple argue. They know each other. They might press each other’s buttons, but they get past it quickly.” – Chris Evans, on Steve Rogers’ relationship with Tony Stark, AOU press tour
  • “It’s like a marriage… We love each other, but it’s explosive. You’re working toward the same goal but you have very different approaches to it.” – Chris Evans, on Steve and Tony’s relationship in Captain America: Civil War
  • “I didn’t know if you and Stark were done staring into each other’s eyes.” – Natasha Romanoff in Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • “I’ll miss you, Tony.” – Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • “You alright?” “…I’m home.”Avengers: Age of Ultron
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“Selina..
Tonight I looked into a mirror and saw an ugly distortion of myself.
A demon consumed by jealousy and greed.
I don’t know how to begin to atone for what Elliot did to you.
I never wanted you to come to any harm, least of all through me.
Hush said that when I saw your heart die, part of mine would die, too.
He was right, in a way.
There has been only one woman who has really held my heart.
I locked that part of myself away after my parents died.
It was too hurt to risk exposing again.
And yet, despite my best efforts, you broke in.
You were the first to touch my heart and remind me I still had one.
I don’t know if we could ever have more than we’ve already had.
I don’t know, especially after this, if you’d want any more from me.
Tonight I’m only sure of one thing.
Whatever the future holds, wherever life takes me..
I will love you. Always.”

“I’m awake.”

- Detective Comics Vol 1 #850(2009)

Woman Don't You Cry For Me (Early Take)
George Harrison
Woman Don't You Cry For Me (Early Take)

“Woman Don’t You Cry For Me is in Open E and basically written for bottle-neck guitar. It was started around 1968 [sic, 1969] in Gothenburg, Sweden, when I was on the road with Delaney and Bonnie and Eric Clapton. We were on a tour of Europe and they had released their record Coming Home. Delaney handed me a bottle-neck slide and asked me to play a line which Dave Mason had played on the record. I had not tried slide before so I started at that time to play with the bottle-neck and that was how Woman Don’t You Cry For Me came about and I somehow think Delaney might have suggested the title.

It almost went on All Things Must Pass but didn’t actually happen until the 33 1/3 album.”

- George Harrison, I Me Mine

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

“Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other… jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most… “

100 Quotes Writing Challenge

Since many writers enjoyed the first writing quote challenge that I made (55 Badass Quote Challenge), I figured they may like this one even more. It’s got a bunch more quotes than before – some are badass, majority of them are memorable and a few are philosophical. There’s a lot of amazing quotes in the world, but I’ve narrow it down by listing only those that came from a film or a tv show.

  1. “Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.” – Creasy, Man on Fire (2004)
  2. “If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.” – Seth, From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
  3. “You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now…you don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for. Now, I can make these people feel better and hang on a little bit longer. I can save lives. And that’s enough reason to risk mine.” –  Hershel Greene, The Walking Dead (2010)
  4. “It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.” –  Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
  5. “Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?” – Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs (1992)
  6. “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.” – John McClane, Die Hard (1988)
  7. “The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.” – The Emperor of China, Mulan (1998)
  8. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris, Ferris Bueller’s Day Out (1986)
  9. “I don’t perform miracles or do the impossible. I make cold calculations about difficult situations, and I do not take on anything I know I won’t win. And I will win this.” – Olivia Pope, Scandal (2012)
  10. “Here’s my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go f*ck yourself.”
    – Al Swearengen, Deadwood (2004)
  11. “Passion…it lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us…passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments; the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we’d truly know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank…without passion, we’d truly be dead.” – Angelus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1998)
  12. I’ve kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information. But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don’t give me answers, I’m gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm!” – The Bride, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
  13. “I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.” – Nick Fury, The Avengers (2012)
  14. “It may be an unwise man who doesn’t learn from his own mistakes, but it’s an absolute idiot that doesn’t learn from other people’s.” – Frasier Crane, Frasier (1996)
  15. “With great power comes great responsibility.” – Uncle Ben, Spider-Man (2002)
  16. “Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.” – Alex ‘Hitch’ Hitchens, Hitch (2005)
  17. “Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.” – Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  18. “There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it.” – Princess Merida, Brave (2012)
  19. “If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.” – Bryan Mills, Taken (2008)
  20. [pulls out a gun] “You say you’re sorry or I'm gonna make you fuckin’ sorry!” – Louise, Thelma & Louise (1991)
  21. “What sets a human apart from a monster, aside from genetics? Aside from the terrible truth? We walk the same streets. We wear the same clothes. You take a breath, and there we are, gulping the same air. We’re walking in your footsteps. And even a monster can possess that most dominant of human emotion…fear. We know enough to remember what we once were. We know enough to fear what we can now do. And, like a human, we obsess over love, over life, over every lost cause. We have the same weaknesses as you. But even this doesn’t make us normal. But it does make us… unforgettable.”Aiden Waite, Being Human U.S. (2011)
  22. “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley.” – Staff Sgt. Sykes, Jarhead (2005)
  23. Proximity to power deludes some into believing they wield it. I put an end to that sort of thinking before it begins.” – Frank Underwood, House of Cards (2013)
  24. “The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.” – Eddard Stark, Game Of Thrones (2011)
  25. “A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right.” – Jackson ‘Jax’ Teller, Sons of Anarchy (2008)
  26. “I could kill you. Snap my fingers, easiest thing in the world. From here on, I want you to know that the only reason you’re alive is because I allowed it.” – Crowley, Supernatural (2005)
  27. “Get away from her you BITCH!” – Ellen Ripley, Aliens (1986)
  28. “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” – French Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
  29. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!” – Gangster ‘Johnny’, Home Alone (1990)
  30. “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?” – Carter, Rush Hour (1998)
  31. “Resistance is futile.” – Borg Captain Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
  32. “I see dead people.” Cole Sear, The Sixth Sense (1999)
  33. “True evil is above all things, seductive. When the devil knocks at your door, he doesn’t have cloven hooves. He’s beautiful and offers you your hearts desire in whispered airs like a siren beckoning you to her ruinous shore.” – Caliban/John Clare, Penny Dreadful (2014)
  34. “Live long and prosper.” – Spock, Star Trek (1967)
  35. “Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!” – Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2010)
  36. “You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.” – Gus, The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
  37. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.” – Roddy Piper, They Live (1988)
  38. “You’re a disease. And I’m the cure.” – Sylvester Stallone, Cobra (1986)
  39. “You see, in this world, there’s two kinds of people, my friend — those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” – Clint Eastwood, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
  40. “I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” – Alice Kingsley, Alice in Wonderland (2010)
  41. “Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.” – Abraham Erskine, Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
  42. “What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don’t think so. It’s the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.” – John Myers, Hellboy (2004)
  43. “A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess’ soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning…” – Pan, Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
  44. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind (1939)
  45. “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz (1939)
  46. “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” – Captain, Cool Hand Luke (1967)
  47. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” – Howard Beale, Network (1967)
  48. “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.” – George Taylor, Planet of the Apes (1968)
  49. “My precious.” – Gollum, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
  50. “But inevitably, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you.” – Dalton Russell, Inside Man (2006)
  51. “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It’s not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” – Timo Cruz, Coach Carter (2005)
  52. “I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.” – Frank Costello, The Departed (2006)
  53. “What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.” – Principle, Billy Madison (1995)
  54. “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife.” – Michael ‘Crocodile’ Dundee, Crocodile Dundee (1986)
  55. “We’re all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand scale, most of these choices are on lesser points. But, we define ourselves by the choices we have made. We are in fact the sum total of our choices.” – Professor Levy, Crimes and Misdemeanor (1989)
  56. “Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.” – Jackie Harrison, Stepmom (1998)
  57. “Well hello Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and shit…and Jack left town.” – Ash, Army Of Darkness (1992)
  58. “Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.” –  Prince of Genovia, The Princess Diaries (2001)
  59. “The best fighters in the world are people with nothing to lose.” –  General Lancaster, Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
  60. “I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.” – Westley, The Princess Bride (1987)
  61. “Come back with your shield, or on it.” – Queen Gorgo, 300 (2006)
  62. “You’re all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin’ knees… begging? I ain’t much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *fuck* that thing! Let’s fight it! ” – Dillion, Alien 3(1992)
  63. “I am the law. Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged.” – Judge Dredd, Judge Dredd (1995)
  64. “Honey, just ’cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.” – Jake Perry, Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
  65. “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.” – RoboCop, RoboCop (1987)
  66. “It’s going to be legendary.” – Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (2005)
  67. “Lucy, you’ve got some ‘splaining to do!” –  Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy (1951)
  68. “Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” –  Lady Lou, She Done Him Wrong (1933)
  69. “Well now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.” – Rocket Raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
  70. [To Anakin] “Why do I get the feeling you’ll be the death of me?” – Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
  71. “It’s just a flesh wound!” – Kruger, Elysium (2013)
  72. “…You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.” – Hawkeye, The Last of the Mohicans (1992)
  73. “…If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love…I love…I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.” –  Darcy, Pride & Prejudice (2005)
  74. “I’m too old for this shit.” –  Roger Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon (1987)
  75. “Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment because they’ll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important how we lived. After all, Number One, we’re only mortal.” – Captain Picard, Star Trek: Generations (1994)
  76. “You can feel it. That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.” – The Stranger, 30 Days of Night (2007)
  77. “When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” – Peter, Dawn of the Dead (1978)
  78. “Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.” –  Otis B. Driftwood, The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
  79. “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” –  Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters (1984)
  80. “You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.” – Trish, Jeepers Creepers (2001)
  81. “There is always hope. Only because that is the one thing no one has figured out how to kill. Yet.” – Galen, Babylon 5: The Lost Tales (2007)
  82. “Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.” – Alfred Pennyworth, Batman Begins (2005)
  83. “Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? Life is such.” – Death, Hogfather (2006)
  84. “Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They’re just an interpretation, they’re not a record, and they’re irrelevant if you have the facts.” – Leonard Shelby, Memento (2000)
  85. “Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about his religion. Respect others in their views and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life. Beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.” –  LT Rorke, Act of Valor (2012)
  86. “Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.” – Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
  87. “I’ll tell you a secret. Something they don’t teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.” – Achilles, Troy (2004)
  88. “Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I’ll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.” – Ottway, The Grey (2011)
  89. “There’s a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost…the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is…I’ve always been a fool.” – Senior Ed Bloom, Big Fish (2003)
  90. “I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.” – Edna ‘E’ Mode, The Incredibles (2004)
  91. “This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’…and I’ll whisper ‘no.’” – Rorschach, Watchmen (2009)
  92. “Nature is lethal, but it doesn’t hold a candle to man.” – Russell Franklin, Deep Blue Sea (1999)
  93. “It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.” – Jimmy Dugan, A League Of Their Own (1992)
  94. [Tommy is stuck in the middle of a lake on a sailboat with no wind. Some kids are mocking him from the shore] “You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn’t pick up, 'cause I’ll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.” – Tommy, Tommy Boy (1995)
  95. “Rest in pieces.” – Barney Ross, The Expendables II (2012)
  96. “I don’t step on toes…I step on necks.” – Colonel James Braddock, Braddock: Missing In Action III (1988)
  97. “I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you’ve killed…or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the dead ones you failed to protect.” – Alec Trevelyan, GoldenEye (1995)
  98. “Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.” – Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock (2010)
  99. “Your mind is like the water. When it is agitated it becomes difficult to see, but when you let it settle, the answer becomes clear.” –  Oogway, Kung Fu Panda (2008)
  100. [After spilling coffee on his lap] “Great, now my crotch will be up all night.” – Mulder, The X-Files (1993)

You have free reign with this! Use it for fanfiction – write a drabble (100-500 words), ficlet (500-1000 words) or one-shot (1000 words or more). It can be for any genre or fandom. Or it can be used for original works as well. You don’t need to follow the order this is in or use all the quotes. All that I ask, is that you at least pick five quotes (or ten, actually pick however many you want – as long as it’s an even number) from the list, and write a short scene or story using them in it. That is all.

Note: Be sure to mention in the summary or author’s note that you’re doing Ghostflowerdream’s 100 Quotes Writing Challenge.