you boys are a dumb lot

anonymous asked:

Have Seb and Gabe changed much since you made them? Also, how do they feel about being called "Sebastian" and "Gabriel"?

OH BOY DID THEY.

this is art from 2014! seb started out as a smooth-talking, albeit very pathetic and weak, playboy type! way smarter, and incredibly pretentious. as he developed, and tuft helped me figure out where i wanted the characters to go, he turned into an illiterate garbage-eating dumb raccoon baby.

hes still a horny idiot, though. he’s just a sub now LMAO

this is art from 2015! gabe changed a lot less. he was always a murdering dickhead, but he used to be more suave, more emotional and kind of motherly! and uh. skinny! he’s still got that gold tooth, though!

as for the names… seb doesn’t care much, gabe hates it. his full name just reminds him of his past, which he hates.

BOYFRIEND! BTS - JUNGKOOK EDITION

☆Dating Jungkook would include☆

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-A WHOLE LOT OF AWKWARDNESS (before the emergence of the cocky muscle pig)

 -We all know kookie is a shy bunny so dont expect much from this fluffy meme ball at the begininning

-It would probably take few months(or years) for kookie to hold your hand 

 -FoR rEaL Tho

 -This bunny would be his own enemy when it came to intiating skinship 

 - ‘Y/N LimBs aRe finAlLy FreE–..oh no .. s/he’s eating some chips now… ‘oh man holy shit’ “ 

-MEMEMEMEMEMEMESSSS

 - Your messages between each other would just be full on meme

 - because meme is his favourite language

-only being able to talk to you through text 

 - tHe poor bOY woUld bE fRoZeN iN front of yOU

-Going to the hyungs for advice

 -but ends up getting teased T.T

-Lots of amusement park and active dates… you better bring your asthma pump with you..i mean you are dating jeon jungkook after all

 -IRON MAN NEED I SAY MORE 

 - Taking nothing but ugly pictures of each other

-and using them as blackmail weapons

 - YOUr wHOle family lOVe hiM

 -you look like the devil besides him to them he can do no wrong

-you two being the 'no you hang up first’ couple in the beginning but now he just hangs up 

 -tbh you both get off of annoying each other

 - (video calling your dad) 

You:Daddy! How are you? 

《A wild Jungkook appears behind you》 

Jungkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Daddy’s fine… wHO iS– 

 Throws your phone out the window 

 -” Lets never speak of this again" 

“Since when did you become 'Daddy’? ” 

“Hussshhh~~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”

 - You going to watch their dance practices = him forcing the memebers to dress up in live performance attire 

 -Jimin having to accept that kookie is taken T.T

- “Im okay rlly..anyways Taehyung’s free ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…”

 -If you’re short》You being teased mercilessly; Picked up at random times; literally being smothered when you hug him ; being called cuTE all tHE tIME; SPINS ALL THE TIME

 -If you’re tall》 marvelling at your beautiful long legs; no discrimination YOU’D ALSO BE CALLED CUTE ALL THE TIME; Seriously kookie would marvel at how elegant you looked; him being able to rest hishead on your shoulder,; KOOKIE SAID HE LIKES TALL GIRLS SO~~(i nEeD tO gROw) 

 - A lot of inside jokes… people just end up thinking you two are dumb beans -

 - Dont forget all the meme dances #1 Dance couple

-You guys would probably end up uploading a video with all of your signature meme dances combined 

 -Anime marathons~~~ if your not a fan of anime. you soon will be

SEXY TIMES (oH gOD nO)

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REALITY (☆_☆)

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-You’d probably have to initiate any kind of intimacy 

-but once he feels comfortable with you –_-_-_-_-_-_ R.I.P YOU

-sERioUSLy- This boy would be a fuckin incubus once his shyness is gone

-kOoKiE tHe pErvErT iS bOrN

-You’d have to fence him off from you

-He wouldnt really be into public teasing because he’s a really private person

-if he decided to initiate it, he’d be fine

-THIGH RIDING

-A WHOLE LOT OF THIGH RIDING

-YOU BETTER WORSHIP THEM THIGHS

-You getting angry when he leaves visble hickeys but him still continuing

-You then plan on getting him back but then realise the massive sHit StOrm it would create so you back down

-instead you hide all his timberlands and replace all his white shirts with brony merch because you believe everyone should love my little pony 

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- He wouldnt really be into PDA especially in front of the members. it would be too embarrassing for him.. he stiLl sHY and the hyungs have no mercy

☆Overall kookie would be a fun and chill boyfriend, a bit sensitive as long as you’re okay with dishing out hugs and affirmations then there should be no problem☆

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Just two dumb boys ™


Interviewer : how do you guys stay so humble ?

Josh : I think we just make fun of each other a lot. We just like knock each other down. If I do something dumb and I know it’s dumb, than he makes me feel really dumb.Then I can’t think I’m sweet later on, cause I’m like .. “I’m dumb”

Tyler: it’s like my goal to make you just feel dumb

Josh : And than we get into a room with celebrities and we’re both just two dumb boys

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fifth harmony in fanfiction (stereotypes)
  • camila: smol bean, clumsy af, loves bananas, innocent af (but great in bed), good with words, 1 ex-boyfriend, gay af
  • lauren: badass mf, green eyes that pierce through ur soul, whipped af, has a soft spot for "camz", even gayer
  • dinah: funny as shit, sometimes dumb, polybeatdown, captain, camila's best friend, always shouts inappropriate stuff
  • normani: sassy as hell, motherly, lauren's best friend, chicken wings, straightforward, usually messing with dinah
  • ally: jesus, bible, troy, did i mention jesus? bless you, mother, sweet sweet sunshine, allysin sometimes
  • BONUS
  • sofie: the most intelligent sweet camren shipper kid ever
  • sinu: is always watching
  • alejandro: idk but he's always an asshole
  • ariana: i love camila
  • austin: asshole, fuckboy, dorito
  • shawn: sometimes camila's gay best friend, sometimes another ex-boyfriend
  • clara: best mom ever
  • mike: best dad ever
  • chris: horny teenager but a good brother when he has to be
  • taylor: grumpy teenager or most supportive lil sis
  • keana: usually a mean bitch, but hot as fuck
  • lucy: good friend wtf, or you know, part of the love triangle
  • vero: flirts with camila, very funny and a good friend
  • alexa: gives good advice
  • luis: fuckboy
  • keaton: fuckboy
  • brad: no lips, bread, fuckboy, dumb as shit
  • dinah's siblings: omg that's a lot
  • siope: gtfo norminah is real
  • troy: sweet sweet boy
  • ANOTHER BONUS
  • car: runs over camila
Tips for debating

I’ve debated in high school and have been seeing a lot of arguments stem from discussions about sensitive topics recently. So, I figured why not help others by giving tips so they can have an informative discussion. 

  • Be respectful - your opponent’s opinion may seem ridiculous even wrong to you but they also could believe that about your opinion. So try not to make your opponent seem dumb or inconsiderate because their views are different.
  • DO NOT USE AD HOMINEM ATTACKS
  • Try to use legitimate sources as much as possible when using facts.
  • Listen to your opponent - their side of the debate is just as important as yours, no matter how idiotic or frustrating it may seem to you.
  • Stay calm - try as much as possible to not get angry, no matter how ignorant the other person’s view may be.
  • Ask questions - if you don’t understand certain aspects of your opponent’s argument then ask.
  • Admit when you make a mistake - this is the hardest part of a debate, admitting when you were in the wrong. 

hopefully, this will help those of you who wish to change someone’s opinion.

So, this is a thing I’ve been bringing up since Season 1, but I keep seeing more and more evidence of it, so it’s time to do a real analysis post.

Basically, the point I want to make is that Sangwoo has two conflicting urges regarding his relationship with Bum. Part of him, the more rational, restrained part, wants to treat Bum as though they are in a normal relationship, and possibly wants to treat him as an equal. The more emotional and habitual part (really, the honest part) wants to treat Bum as a slave. You see him waver back and forth between these two attitudes depending on his mood. 

I should reiterate, I DO think Sangwoo is in love with Bum. Not just love, but “teenage boy with his first crush” type love. “Swoony, unrealistic expectations” type love. I see evidence that Sangwoo thinks he and Bum can “fix” each others’ illnesses. Certainly, he seems to think he can fix Bum. 

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“Get Out Of My Preschool: a RinHaru AU” feat. Single Dadsuke and thirsty Model Young Parents MakoGou. 

Rin and Haru meet at kindergarten and Rin rly wants to be friends with that cool and pretty Nanase boy!! and Haru is absolutely taken aback by Rin’s cute and insistent attempts to get close to him because this Matsuoka kid is so weird… and smiles at him a lot… and gives him toys…. and candy he grabbed at the doctor’s waiting room apparently… and doesnt make fun of his Iwatobi-chan backpack……. so he has this “get out of my preschool” kind of crush. So that’s what he says. Rin starts bawling, Haru is so distressed by that he breaks into tears too, and that’s how they accidentally make their parents meet - by having them called by a teacher :’)

Ssk is Haru’s single dad who Does His Best. He had him young with a girl from a swim team who had a Future and all he had was a screwed shoulder so he decided to raise the kid alone, or smth. I guess not having the proper recovery time to get over the whole injury fallout and mental repercussions he’s self-conscious and lost as a parent and probably worried about Haru being a quiet boy and not getting along well with other kids. It’s probably his fault, he’d think, he’s not a dad Haru deserves. Ofc he’s dumb and Haru loves him with all his bby heart.

Gou and Makoto are your regular nice young parents who may be a bit into that single dad… probably when they’re in bed Gou says casually that ‘Yamazaki-san is pretty hot, don’t you think Makoto?’ and Makoto malfunctions but finally admits from under a pillow that yes, maybe, why… And so they start to test the waters and flirt and Sousuke is very confused. But it does him a lot of good. Makoto would be all “Haru-chan is such an independent, well behaved boy, you must be a great dad Yamazaki-san!” Of course Haru likes Makoto very much so he’s extra polite to him but still.. Sousuke starts hanging out with them and believe in himself and fall in love and all that. Help me.

The Adventure Zone Sentence Starters
  • “Abra-ka-fuck you!”
  • “A lot of people think my big ideas are small dumb bad ideas. “
  • “Elvish is not dorky, Dad!”
  • “Hey, how long do you get to stay a fucking T-Rex, because I’m worried that some balance issues might pop up.”
  • “Hey thug what’s your name I’m about to tentacle your dick!”
  • “I don’t want you to have an infinite bag of boys.”
  • “If you’ll just look at this Extreme Teen Bible… “
  • “I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck.” 
  • “I love this narrative thread of you trying to befriend everything that tries to kill you.”
  • “I’m giving up the guilt I feel at the shitty thing I did.“
  • ”[Name], what makes a good hero?“
  • “Normally, a much better equipped woman has to come in and save us.”
  • “Say no to bad dick!”
  • ‘Swear to God, the first thing I do when I get outside is that I rat you out.”
  • "Statistically speaking we were probably gonna kill him anyway”
  • “There are certainly folks along the way that we’ve unhelped.”
  • “Um… it’s me. Hi, I’m [Name?] You know, from TV?”
  • “Well as I always say to the wife before I hop into bed, make room for Greg!”
  • “Yeah, I’ve watched TV before. I know how these things go.”
  • “You know, it doesn’t always have to be ‘goof goof dildo’. I’m travelling around with the boner squad and I never get a chance to say what I’m feeling. I have emotions!
  • “You pop the most righteous boner.”
  • "You’re going to be… amazing.”

I couldn’t pick one for you, so have them all!!

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Just travelling with the FFXV boyz things:

  • Sitting/walking/running beside them wondering what the fuck you’re doing travelling with a prince and his entourage because lord almighty they are a mess sometimes.

  • Being in charge of the music in the car because they keep bickering and what album to play so they designate you as the mix-master-in-charge (well, really it’s Ignis that does it because there’s only so much of the JusMon OST he can listen to). Your taste in music is pretty good and you buy new albums for the car when you can so the driver doesn’t go insane.

  • Screaming at Noctis to sit the fuck down in the car because IT IS NOT SAFE TO SIT ON THE BACK OF THE CAR LIKE THAT WHEN IGNIS IS DRIVING SO FAST. GUYS YOU REALISE THIS IS THE CROWNED PRINCE BUT HE WON’T BE IF HE DIES FROM FLYING OUT OF THE CAR OKAY.

  • Falling asleep in the back seat between Gladio and Noct and Gladio gently putting his arm around your shoulders to make you lean on him and get a good nap in because lord knows you didn’t sleep last night with Prompto constantly singing/humming ‘I want to ride my chocobo all daaay’ to the chocobo theme.

  • Punching Prompto because you can’t stop singing ‘I want to ride my chocobo all daaay’ and it’s all his fault GDI.

  • Cooking with Ignis sometimes and cleaning up because the boys are dumb and don’t do that a lot of the time. Ignis is very grateful. He always gives you a little smile and it’s wonderful. He also tends to cook your favourites the next day if you do! Prompto is onto your sly tactics. If you’re feeling really petty towards Noctis, you request meals with vegetables in them. The glower you get from the prince is always hilarious.

  • Trying to teach Noct how to cook and it is literally a disaster and you can’t scientifically figure out how or why because you watch Noct like a hawk through the whole process and it still tastes like shit in the end, like Noct what the fuck shitty sorcery is this don’t do it.

  • Being the subject of Prompto’s impromptu photoshoots because “This isn’t fair, you’re always so photogenic. I try to catch you off guard, but you look perfect in every photo!” You know he’s always trying to take a funny photo of you, that’s why you always keep an eye on the blonde and his camera as much as you possibly can. If you develop any kind of anxiety from photography it’s definitely because of Prompto.

  • Stealing the camera off Prompto so you can take photos of him because there’s loads of photos of everyone else and not him. Also, selfies with the spirited blondie.

  • At least attempting to get up and do a morning jog with Gladio, but boy he is fit and it is very difficult to get up at the ass crack of dawn and run on various terrain. You suppose there’s a reason he has a body like he does. There’s no way you can match up to him. Still, those early mornings aren’t quite so bad. When you’re too tired and give up, Gladio is always happy to give you a piggy-back ride back to camp. Can confirm, he gives the best piggy-back rides. Okay maybe you purposefully give up sometimes so you can get a piggy-back ride. Gladio doesn’t mind one bit.

  • Sometimes the boys playfully argue about who your favourite might be out of the group of them, but honestly, how can you pick? They’re all so wonderful in their own ways. Plus Noctis gets miffed when you don’t automatically pick him because he’s the prince. There, there, Noct! 

Read part 2 here!

Signs as Thugisa's best lines
  • Aries: It's a big pool. How many bodies you think fit in here? I wanna say... a lot. Looks like a lot
  • Taurus: Look at him in his stupid glasses and his dumb outfit. I HAVE TO HAVE HIM!
  • Gemini: Whaddup sluts?! Guess who've just got out of prison!
  • Cancer: *sees Rei* *Miss New Booty starts playing in the distance* bitch you gonna me mine
  • Leo: *flirting attempt gets rejected* But you do admit that we are currently flirting?
  • Virgo: Ayo, homeboy looking like shark week, I ain't messing with that shit
  • Libra: Why he touching my man WHERE HE GO WITH MY MAN
  • Scorpio: Thanks for the life lesson, Boy Meets World, how is your repressed love life doing?
  • Sagittarius: Your ass just got looney tooned
  • Capricorn: Can't prove nothing if they all dead
  • Aquarius: Look at that majestic ass motherfucker. Like a dolphin or some shit. A dolphin with legs, and arms... And a jetpack
  • Pisces: Makoto I love you but you're dumb as hell

anonymous asked:

Sarah why am I so sad about BTS at the BBMAS? :(( dont get me wrong; im beyond proud of them for bein there and glad they're getting exposure to a new audience but seeing all these people bandwagon and claim favorites and call these boys "mine" already and stuff makes me frustrated bc half of them are doing it for attention and idk idk i feel dumb and childish but i dont want these sweet boys to be exposed to the gross part of western fan culture and the gross fans that come along with it :((((

Ooohhh I understand! Its not childish you just want to protect them! Trust me there’s a lot of people who think the same, really. Me too, I’m so happy and so so proud of them but a lil part of me is just scared for them. But yea I guess they are aware of this, I mean things like that usually happen when u gain exposure.
We can’t really do much about this so yeah lets just support the boys and ignore the bad influence 👼👼

i deadass straight the fuck up dumb hate when i make a post about boys and someone derails it to make it about girls. i love girls as much as the next queer but i love guys too. tall boys, thick boys, skinny boys, awkward boys, black boys, white boys (i love white boys too much but that’s another post), mixed boys, sweet boys… boys are good. yeah, there’s a lot of problems with boys. a lot. but you don’t fix those problems by bashing and dismissing them like they don’t exist. you fix through healing. you fix with going to the source.

Your Worst Nightmare

Summary: Dan can’t sleep–he never can. And it’s thanks to the demon under his bed.

TW: uhhh scary demon shit. idk when @mangothatismelancholy was reading it she was legitimately scared so idkkk

Genre: angst

Word Count: 5k

(here’s a drawing @societyshottheunicorns01​ made!)

(and a drawing @haleykinz​ made!)

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I really like your blog! And I request if that's okay! Can you write the reactions that the RFA would have when they see that MC doesn't have a limbs. And mc never told them because "you guys never asked". Thank you!!

I’m not too sure what you mean by “doesn’t have a limbs” (any limbs? a limb?) so I’m just going to go with amputee MC who’s missing an arm ^^; Note: MC’s prosthetic is smth like Kaitlyn Dobrow’s if you’re wondering. Her channel is rad as heck so check iT OUT

Yoosung

The moment he set eyes on you, he tears up and you’re like “??!!??”

“I didn’t know… But it’s okay!!! I think you’re still really pretty. And your arm looks cool…” A sniffle, then: “Did you not tell us because… you felt self-conscious…?” 

In truth, he usually feels pretty damn insecure about himself after hanging around wealthy, talented and attractive people all day. His insecurities suddenly looks super small compared to what you must have to deal with, though. So he prepares this entire speech inside his head and you’re like:

“Oh it just didn’t occur to me to tell you guys. You never asked haha.” And goes on smiling, radiating confidence and beauty and grace and boi he’s smi t t en. He goes on crying, the speech turning into some babble about his fears and how he admires your ability to go through life being chill af. You hug him lots tbh pls hug him lots he trie s  hi s  b est

Jaehee

She doesn’t comment on it at first, trying to Play It Cool. But you can tell she has questions and often acts awkwardly because she isn’t sure how to approach it. So you casually bring it up in a joking manner.

“Can you open the jam jar for me? Metal hands sucks at lids.” 

She rushes over immediately and the moment the jar lid pops open, the questions comes flowing. “Does it hurt? What happened? If you don’t mind me asking!! You don’t have to reply, of course… Is it alright if I hug you like this? How about like this? Does it get in the way when I do this?” Jaehee pls how are you gonna reply if she doesn’t stop talki n g

She listens to your answers with no judgement, only curiosity. Her eyes lights up with love and adoration with every passing moment as she grows to understand you more. There’s still some sadness in her though, wishing that she could do more for you even after you reassures her that you are mostly content with how things are. 

ZEN

He smiles naturally when he greets you and treats you like a princess. Sweet words and pet names flow like honey from his lips and you soak it all up. For the first time, you feel truly precious, though you do wonder if he’s only so calm because he’s an actor.

The first comment he makes on your arm is: “Can I sign my name on it?”

It’s followed by a bit of flustered rambling. “Y’know, like, with a sharpie? When I had a cast on my leg a lot of people wanted to sign it— of course, I’m not saying that it’s the same thing I just… Is this a dumb question?” You manage to assure him that he’s fine, and laughed. A lot. Poor boy doesn’t know what to do with himself. You ask him why he doesn’t seem surprised with your arm even though you forgot to tell everyone and he blushed.

“It’s not that… I am surprised. And I want to ask you a lot of questions but I don’t want it to get in the way of our first meeting, you know? I wanted this to be perfect.” 

Jumin

He does know quite a lot about disabilities, given that his best friend is currently blind and he has had experience with customers/clients/employees who are disabled before. So there isn’t any awkwardness when you two meet, and you soon realise that his protectiveness has nothing to do with your missing arm.

“Jumin, It’s fine. I’m safe. I’ll call you as soon as I get home, alright?” It’s only then that he glances at your prosthetic.

“Alright. However, I do wish you’d wear the dress for the party. You’d look stunning in it. And…” He pulls out a box, opens it and presents it to you. In it is an arm that ooks like it has been meticulously designed by a team of artists, not a hospital. A piece of royalty— emerald green highlighted by gold, carved into the shape of a shoulder guard that looks like it should belong to a medieval armour. And, you’d later find, it fits you perfectly.

“I contacted your doctor for guidance.” He says with a light shrug, cheeks dusted a light pink. He luvs u lots

707/Saeyoung

O boi he does n o t get a nice reveal.

You have been using one of your more realistic prosthetics so he never noticed from the cameras. And he mostly stays out of your medical documents out of respect for your privacy, only paying attention to your criminal records and schooling when doing your background check. His reveal comes midway through your scuffle with Unknown— a sharp yank and a faulty clasp results in your arm literally ripping off your body.

You’ve never seen someone so shocked and genuinely horrified before.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” He jumps straight to the point after the danger has passed and you could see leftover panic shaking his entire frame. Your reason dies in your throat— you’ve honestly just forgotten and scared him half to death because of it. Tears started to fall from under his glasses, thoughts racing faster than his heartbeat of what he could’ve and should’ve done, but never did to ensure your safety. “Do you know how much danger you were in? If he had known before I did, he could have taken advantage of that. He c-could have taken you.

“I—… I’m so sorry.” o no ur crying too :c

He halts in his pacing, stuttering breaths calming down as he looks at you. No, the only one to blame is him and his incompetence. “I’m sorry I—” He wilts. “I shouldn’t have yelled. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”

Fan account of Det Går Bra

Our translator, Anna, got a chance to see Tarjei’s play in Oslo! Her account is below the cut. We want to remind people that this play is an exaggeration of truths in the actor’s lives. Tarjei is playing a ‘douchey’ version of himself etc. We do not know the extent of the truth behind his confessions in the play.

Trigger warnings for mentions of rape, please proceed with caution. 

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anonymous asked:

I know you've answered these sort of asks before but I can't find them in your massively popular blog but what are some other good manga/manwha in the same vein as KS or Loverboy that you can rec?

Hmm…

Bastard (by Youngchan Hwang)

It’s pretty good with an amazing timing of thriller scenes! Scary af though that’s the problem. I was reading this at 3 AM and saw the father and I was hell no and exited it out.

Color Recipe (by Harada) - BL

I actually read this a long ass time ago but if my memory serves me well that I thought this manga was kind of fucked up. Actually, Harada is really good at making fucked up mangas so I’m not surprised if this tests your morals.

Tales of the Unusual (by Seongdae Oh) 

It’s just a collection of short stories that’s scary and thrilling. I’ve been reading some of the stories and there’s a lot of “what in the world’s fuck is going on” moments lol.


I don’t read a lot of angst webtoons like Lover Boy because it makes me feel like a knife is stabbing my heart and twisting it around. 

Hate Me (by Fargo) - BL

I don’t know what to say but like DAMN. I was waiting for someone to get punched but NOoOOOOOOooOoo they had to be romantically interested with each other. 

You Jin (by Fujoking) - BL

Bruh the first chapter catfished me I deadass cannot believe it. I cannot believe the audacity and my dumb gullible ass. Lol I’m still not over it actually, a month later. 

Raising a Bat (by Jade) - BL

It was a lot of angst in the beginning I felt like I was drowning in all of my saltiness. The other reason why I don’t read a lot of angsty-type webtoons is cause I got no patience for their fuckery. BUT I’m so glad I continued reading Raising a Bat because it’s beautiful and heartwarming. Plus it’s about vampires! 

okay, okay, okay, OKAY, honestly, i was gonna make a more serious banner, but i stay a headass, so…yeah, nvm, i guess…

that aside, i honestly don’t think any word in any language can depict how excited, how surprised, and how HONORED i am to have made it this far in 1.5 months. 1,018. there are 1,018 of you following me on this day may 23, 2017 at 4:28 pm central standard time.

without a doubt, the fact that this blog is a revamp of the one i ran ~1-2 years ago contributes to how boosted i’ve become in such a short span of time, but that alone does not dampen my surprise; I seriously wasn’t expecting to have received this much attention considering how slow and, if not that, RIDICULOUS i am ( fr, so many of y’all are way too familiar with the shenanigans i get involved in )…but hey, all in all, i’m not complaining. again, i’m beyond overjoyed that you guys are still here to put up with me and whatever the fuck i do, smh——

——BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. the joy does not stop there. in addition to all of the amazing people who have stayed with me thus far, i’ve also actually managed to make good friends / meet eager RP partners here. even though i can be timid asf and the absolute worst at the DM game, lots and lots of you guys are still willing to talk to / get to know me and my raven!! the fact that so many of you enjoy interacting with us and are capable of making us smile ( yes, us…raven seriously fux with some of y’all’s muses ) and feel is surreal. i’ve enjoyed it just as much as you guys have and, as a matter of fact, find myself thinking about this a lot even when i’m offline. it’s amazing, isn’t it? the impact that all of you have had on me despite my being here for less than two months——

——just imagine how phenomenal things will be after four months, six months, one year…

anyway, in case you couldn’t tell, i’m really not the best at expressing myself…so, if everything i’ve said so far has been incoherent or ???weird???, then i apologize…but to sum everything up, just know that I’m legitimately GRATEFUL for each and every one of you. thank you. thank you for making my experience on tumblr an unforgettable one so far. it really means a lot.

AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE ARE THE L( OSERS )OML…THE FIRE OF MY LOINS…THE REASONS I SMILE WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT…


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anonymous asked:

wait im really confused now......i was always told that being trans isn't a choice. that it is what it is. just like no one chooses to be gay or ace or bi or whatever, no one chooses to be trans either. im sorry if this is a dumb question but i honestly dont understand ): doesnt choosing to be trans play into what every single critic and transphobe says? that it's a choice and not legitimate??

Hey! Thank you for asking. This is not a dumb question - I promise. I think about this a lot.

I want to start off my saying that being transgender or queer isn’t the same for everyone - it’s gonna feel and look different from person to person.

So for me, being queer and trans has two parts: 1) recognizing that I always had queer characteristics, and 2) allowing myself to act on them.

I never really felt like a “girl,” as a kid. I identified with boy and girl characters. I was a tomboy who loved barbies. I didn’t start dressing “girly” until I was in 4th grade and realized that I would get bullied more if I didn’t dress like “other girls,” and that made me really resentful. My parents are extremely homophobic, and believe that God made man and woman to complement each other, etc. and for a long time I listened to them. I always felt that maybe I would be attracted to men and women, but I was “choosing” to do what my parents said was right.

I didn’t “have to” come out as transgender. I’d been living as a woman for 22 years, I was engaged to a straight, cis guy, and I was pretty successful in my life, except for feeling like a mess and a failure all the time. Being genderqueer made me feel like myself, so I chose to start dressing differently and going by a new name and admitting that I was attracted to all types of bodies and genders.

The feelings weren’t a choice, but the actions were.

Critics and transphobes are… well, wrong, so I don’t care what they think. I know who I am, and I believe my lifestyle, identity, choices, and feelings are all worthwhile and valuable. Nothing about me will play into their opinions because I don’t exist in opposition to them - I simply exist, and I don’t have to justify myself to people who believe I shouldn’t.

Choosing to “be” trans isn’t really what I’m getting at. I’m talking about choosing to act on what you feel. That’s the problem my parents have, for example: they say that if you are transgender, you shouldn’t act on what you feel. They say trans people should hide and live as the gender they were assigned at birth because they don’t believe that being transgender is a good thing to be.

So, ultimately, I believe there’s a lot of strength in choice, and that choosing your gender is always legitimate. Being trans can be an outward extension of what’s always been inside you, or it can be a chosen exploration of a new you.

Really, your question isn’t dumb. I think what I most want to get across is that 1) people who are homophobic and anti-transgender will find reasons to oppose queer people no matter what. 2) We are in control of our own stories, whether we were born into queerness, or it was born in us. 3) Choice IS legitimate, and living in a way that fits you is always a choice worth making.